WATCHING SUGAR DADDY: THE HORROR MOVIE

[@taylorkay980]

"ah, if only my life were a life time movie, minus the kidnapping and murder." so basically Hallmark

[@bigbirdeatskids]

😂

[@SavvyMuhon]

Hallmark is the channel for white moms where everyone likes each other. Lifetime is the channel for the white moms where no one likes each other.

[@springcrystal3031]

@@SavvyMuhon so brunch moms vs soccer moms

[@m3owness]

@@springcrystal3031 YES

[@faithmccune9117]

@Sadia Lewis lol Christmas in July me an adult: 👁👄👁

[@mochiface5766]

We all know Lucas isn’t gonna stop with the sugar Daddy’ movies.

[@coolpig104]

I don’t want him to either

[@antonhanson8219]

He just tryna convinced himself

[@coolpig104]

@@antonhanson8219 yep lol there will be more

[@belliotrungy9107]

He tries to blame his audience but you know he binge watches lifetime all day.

[@grlwithhair]

@Royal Flush bye omg thats literally so smart

[@emaanfatima409]

the world ends when lucas stops making sugar daddy content

[@ratedpending]

So the world doesn't end

[@Amritkaur64]

Agree🤣😂😂😂

[@madisonschultz7878]

Yes that's his thing

[@krissybee123]

The fact that he’s gonna stop doing sugar daddy content in 2020 makes a lot of sense

[@papaya3642]

and it basically has

[@ratedpending]

that's the most lifetime thing I've ever heard... AND I'M HERE FOR IT

[@ilovemyseLf345]

love this comment-

[@chloeahaha289]

100th like lmao but this comment is my life 🤣

[@lbierman21]

11

[@PGOuma]

At this point I'm convinced that Lifetime makes these movies ONLY for Lucas

[@ratedpending]

@@PGOuma nah, I'm convinced Lucas has been the ones making these movies

[@cottonycloud]

So lifetime made a sugar daddy movie, and they didn’t call Lucas to act in it? Smh lifetime, Lucas would’ve been amazing in a movie like that

[@Kittendoe]

Life time has multiple sugar daddy movies lol

[@rbrand1098]

Don’t lie Lucas, you’re a sugar baby on the downlow

[@MissSweetieShortie]

lucas helps my depression

[@edwnamuli_0927]

@MissSweetieShortie Honestly, same gurl...same🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Vspot2pointO]

I can DEFF see that 😊

[@Indywood]

Your 1k like 🥰

[@belliotrungy9107]

'he wrote books. I wanna blog" is the saddest sentence ever written or said. I'm going to take a long spiritual retreat and think about my life choices.

[@kaleighdemeter2409]

it’s all very avril lavine (idk how it’s spelled i’m a child)

[@obseed3041]

@@kaleighdemeter2409 nobody does, you're okay

[@한아름-o5h]

Sugar daddy: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Lucas: *That's kinda FLATTERING* *He's putting in the EFFORT*

[@Feelingsccc]

Red Flags? Reds my favorite color what it do baby 😏

[@marisol9292]

@@Feelingsccc knew it was your favorite color gurl just wasn't sure what you'd think 😏😂

[@zm6342]

"I feel bad for girls. When you go out to restaurants do guys actually look at you like this?" Lucas: the only man we can trust.

[@lyndallgood650]

This happens to me so many times and I'm underage. I also almost got kidnapped by a homeless guy in Key West once last summer

[@kali03_]

👁👄👁

[@cuca_]

Zoe Moore yass lucas is the best

[@erijohnston3657]

Omg r u ok??

[@erijohnston3657]

The first time me and my family went to France all the men were so rude!they kept on staring at my mum like so gross!and they could tell she knew like wtf can’t they just not?!

[@nicoleclough7119]

This is like a wattpad story gone wrong.

[@BIANCAAAAAA1738]

I love your profile pic😂

[@nicoleclough7119]

@@BIANCAAAAAA1738 Thanks, I like yours too 😁

[@Sean-ll5cm]

this is a wattpad story gone exactly to plan 😂

[@Thighlicious]

Lots of Wattpad stories have gone wrong 💀

[@goosefishh]

Pretty much every lifetime movie

[@rbrand1098]

So basically the movie is *Lucas Cruikshank: The Horror Movie*

[@Itzblickz]

No cap

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear rb

[@00Raven00]

@@AxxLAfriku nein

[@taylorshouse4421]

*girl being stalked* Lucas: “It’s kinda cute tho, like he’s going out of his way to look at her”

[@chandlerblum2247]

When I was 20, I got hired at a “business club” (basically a country club for businessmen and a few businesswomen) as a “Member Relations Coordinator” with absolutely zero prior experience. After a few weeks, my boss took me into his office and told me he would prefer if I would wear more low cut dresses and things that would show my figure since “that’s what the members come here for.” He would also call me into meetings at the bar in the club and have martinis waiting for me, mind you I was underage for a good portion of my time there, and tell me to mingle with the men in the bar so that they would stay longer, buy more drinks, stay for events, donate money, etc. This was like a very real office job with a dope salary and notoriety (for a smallish town) but after awhile I realized what a mess the job was and quit. So yes, this does exist haha.

[@alexisd6106]

Im really proud and happy for you.

[@goodhumblefoodie]

Oh god that's disgusting I am so sorry that this happened to you, but I am glad you got out of it

[@chandlerblum2247]

I really appreciate it ❤️ I’m mad that it took me almost a year to leave but I was extremely naïve and blinded by money and promises. I’m pretty sure the club closed down at some point lol too many illegal gambling nights I guess!!

[@maymay5600]

@@chandlerblum2247 glad you got out, imagine if that martini was fucking spiked, bruh

[@NoName-tu8fu]

Her: Promise me, you're not some psycho guy Me: Yeah, cuz all psychopaths and kidnappers straight up admits the truth. That totally makes sense

[@clydeclyde4941]

Lucas is really opening our third eyes to the fact that bloggers don’t really exist.

[@madisonschultz7878]

Does anyone remember dog with a blog

[@ps1hagrid786]

Conspiracy 😗👀⁉️

[@kjones3748]

@@madisonschultz7878 yess

[@chaelacordova9376]

Have you heard of online recipes?

[@leemarie883]

"WAPS can kill" - Lucas That's my high school quote right there

[@niahflo8570]

haha so (not) funny

[@coratheneutralmilkhotelfan2131]

Lol

[@clauserobinson2544]

@@niahflo8570 just let people have their fun

[@niahflo8570]

@@clauserobinson2544 😂 I'm just buggin that's my sister

[@newvision4l314]

@@niahflo8570 bruh you have a sad Bart Simpson edit as your pfp. Shut tf up 😐

[@mackenziecollins6380]

Lucas: it’s my last sugar daddy video Me: No it’s not Edit:thx for 1.1k likes

[@Feelingsccc]

Him saying that really hurt my feelings 😒

[@salahgames1018]

Tru

[@Bananachan289]

She doesn’t even know what she wants to blog about LMAO

[@makattack6870]

Wow I- no words 😂 “Straight to sugar daddy murder”

[@gracec4122]

I can't imagine the chan chan without sugar daddy content

[@rbrand1098]

FRRR

[@youprollydxmbforreadingthis]

This movie in a nutshell: 1.) iCloud is non-existent. 2.) Doorbell camera is just a decoration. 3.) Never call 911 if someone is stalking you from outside of your apartment for days, call when that someone has finally attacked you

[@Matt-xz5mu]

The movie would have been 10 minutes long tops if she called the cops the first time something happened.

[@Liz-jz4io]

All she had to do was check the ring doorbell

[@azilaqai]

Lucas: "her deadly sugar daddy" Everyone else in my college class: 👁👄👁

[@Halzabalza]

Lmao just don’t play a Lucas vid in public 😂

[@spongebob9868]

@@Halzabalza exactly why would u ever think that would end well?😂

[@belliotrungy9107]

Thank you for doing a public service not only do your peers need to know about the dangers of sugar daddies but they also need Lucas's wisdom.

[@sorelleberger4763]

When you leave your Mic on

[@amelia-mh3xn]

i get so happy when lucas posts and he’s been on a ROLL lately

[@abbythompson4153]

Call him butter Lucas because he’s on a roll

[@amelia-mh3xn]

@@abbythompson4153 ahahah yessssss

[@Delihlah]

He's always on a roll ❤️

[@Bananachan289]

YESSSSS

[@KatieLiora]

🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[@rafaelaoliveira1483]

Lucas: she is gonna get more then just a dress, she is gonna get... Me: shoes Lucas: murdered Me: oh

[@Feelingsccc]

Here Queen "👠👠" you were right

[@DRMC02]

Me: Dic-

[@IWillBeHers]

Two other Lifetime movie genres are "deadly cheerleader" and "deadly nanny/babysitter".

[@mikhailacootware9966]

are you forgetting the wonderful genre of medical lifetime?

[@IWillBeHers]

@@mikhailacootware9966 oh god yes. They literally played like a 24 hour marathon of their cheerleader movies the other week.

[@BunniBeshara]

Don’t forget the genre: [Wronged in some way] at [Age]

[@krissybee123]

And for some reason I watch all of them

[@hannahwilliams5681]

Also: deadly men....which is just true

[@wendymccoy1093]

I haven't heard the word blog or blogger since like 2009. WHen did movie come out? lol

[@jaxstermue9918]

The next movie is going to be about wanting to go pro in FarmVille game play

[@wendymccoy1093]

To complete the trilogy, she gets too addicted to twilight and has to get an intervention.

[@Mskittenlover12]

"Ah, if only my life was a Lifetime movie...minus the kidnapping and murder. Don't want any of that." I believe the word you're looking for is Hallmark. You want to be in a Hallmark movie.

[@kassidy8695]

“waps can kill” would be the title of my reality show 😌

[@Feelingsccc]

💭👀🙊 Girllll

[@Snuffles19]

Mom: And what exactly are you doing for ten thousand a month? Sugar Baby: Nothing that I would be ashamed of. Just read about it in mY bLoG. But this girl seriously moved to a new city to start a blog not even knowing what it would be about??

[@Bananachan289]

I mean... he’s more of a pimp then a sugar daddy. I disappoint.

[@dumbdowndays4832]

Lol I thought about that shit too🤣

[@beingzombievstheworld]

The dog with the blog didn't have to go through this. Can he even use wordpress, know seo, or keyword research.

[@mikhailacootware9966]

oh my god😂

[@taylor4657]

Lucas’s pronunciation of “chivalry” is sending me

[@krissybee123]

Same 💀 I was like why is he pronouncing it’s like that lmao

[@deaddumplings5565]

For a second I thought I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time.😂😂😂

[@GraceRoberson]

Come on boogie shoes, let's chacha outta here...

[@ameliavartanian459]

Sugar daddy pays for people to attack her Lucas: Aww how romantic! Me: 👁👄👁

[@pleaseenteraname8712]

Lucas... hunny... we know this isn’t your last sugar daddy video.

[@jamul_cos]

This movie has taught me to never be a blogger

[@XlittleXdrummerXgirl]

"If you get a job and it pays a lot, it most likely will end in your death. Everyone knows that!" It's true, that's the only part of high school econ I remember

[@blueberrysk1es]

sugar daddy: stalks, murders, causes emotional trauma lucas: 🥰🥰🥰

[@Ana-pj1gf]

My dad is always forced to hire girls that are attractive so they can go and just look cute there. He has talk to his boss about just hiring qualified people but the boss says that “they have to look good for the company” when the men in the office sometimes smell bad and aren’t dress correctly anyways the sexism 🙄🙄

[@eliser2417]

That’s wild, is it a finance company? For some reason that seems like something a finance company would do lmao

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

That is crazy that’s a real thing

[@Ana-pj1gf]

@@eliser2417 omg yessss lol

[@Ana-pj1gf]

@@ClodaghQuinnchannel sadly it is, but since my dad has a daughter (me) he understands why this type of stuff is wrong and he is trying to change it, he is not the complete boss but a small change is still a change lol

[@lukewarner6734]

Wow, Lucas is really cranking out videos like it’s his job...wait a minute

[@wonpilspiano]

Lifetime is the live action version of wattpad.

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

Yep

[@tamara10]

The target audience for these movies doesn't know about ring doorbell footage or iCloud storage so this movie makes perfect sense to them

[@邓梓薇]

Who are they for..I confused

[@tamara10]

@@邓梓薇 middle ages moms who know very little about technology

[@邓梓薇]

@@tamara10 but the characters are so young

[@musk_ann9253]

At this point u have probably a degree on sugar daddy study lmao

[@kaonashi6728]

How many sugar daddy movies and shows can they possibly make lmao

[@vaporwave.5672]

*oh no daddy~ don’t chase me~*

[@leximartinez5778]

there’s nothing scary about free money

[@au_napoleon]

that’s the attitude!

[@moonieeclipse1634]

Yes he finally watched It and we all know that this won’t be the last no one gonna mention how he keeps saying WOP instead of WAP😂😂

[@madisonschultz7878]

O STANDS FOR OSS

[@moonieeclipse1634]

@@madisonschultz7878 another fancy way to say it 😌

[@manythoughts99]

“it’s hard to blog... when you’re DEAD” -Lucas 2020

[@Delihlah]

Girl doing a story time on her abusive ex: Lucas: the TEA

[@bena1724]

Honestly, at this point, sugar daddies and Lifetime should just be sponsoring Lucas

[@Mar-xs3hg]

Sugar baby: when you have big dreams you move to LA Also sugar baby: I kinda wanna start a blog but meh idk

[@antoniavillalba4430]

An alternate title for this vid: Lucas promoting WAP for 23 minutes and 11 seconds.

[@kajsaelizabeth1541]

My friend is IN a lifetime movie about celebrity surrogates! You should watch it!

[@jessicahoward9046]

I'm having a really bad mental health day and you have no idea how much I need this rn!

[@shelby8101]

Hope you feel better soon!

[@mmon4252]

I hope things get better for you soon❤️. I feel you. Today has been rough. But tomorrow is a new one!

[@lihinaaman2919]

The way Lucas is defending the sugar daddy’s actions is an accurate representation of me watching Twilight

[@lilliansoper9258]

This has me convinced that Lifetime loves Lucas back and wants him to get that bag.

[@simoncowell8238]

How to get Lucas' attention: *become a sugar daddy*

[@diarrhea1198]

Ayeee army

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

Why'd he say chilvery so confidently 😭

[@victoriarom949]

The scariest part was when Lucas says that he is going to stop with the sugar daddy content

[@officialbanana7914]

Lucas+ sugar daddy lifetime movies = amazing content that we didn’t know we needed

[@sweetie868]

This is like the fourth video I've seen on your channel and can I just say, I love it! Your content speaks to me Lucas and you make me laugh. Keep being awesome dude! I'll continue to enjoy your content. 🙂

[@aliciaz6224]

for a few seconds I was like "hold up the sugar daddy guy looks familiar-" then I was like "YO THATS MR. KNIGHTLEY FROM EMMA APPROVED"

[@Mallex]

This is something to watch when you’re sick

[@klarowe1386]

Lucas is really providing us with a lot of quality content these past weeks.

[@_sch_eme_]

Oh Lucas at this point sugar daddying content is your brand lmao dont pretend you dont like it and do it just cause we send you stuff

[@ellachadwick1636]

I can't express in words how thankful I am for your videos! You always make me happy when I am having an anxiety attack and always put a smile on my face! Thank you for making my quarantine better! You literally are by therapist!💜💜💜

[@thatoneantisocialgirl3324]

Lucas’s reaction to this is *EVERYTHING*

[@Suzy24]

I hope your not actually stopping the sugar daddy stuff, it’s very entertaining.

[@maddie3705]

LOVING the back to back posts

[@stepheniegonzalez4507]

I love the Chan Chan. I’m 32+ 3 pregnant and on partial bed rest so the Chan Chan is helping me get through this. I am so bored!

[@harleegarcia2439]

It's nice to know that Lucas finally got the sugar daddy horror movie he always wanted

[@musk_ann9253]

Omg I live for such videos of yours especially lifetime movies ones!!

[@arianamilan6300]

“Do men actually look at you like this?” I immediately went “yes”

[@criss11225]

i like how lifetime makes these situations look so shocking but in real life no one cares lol.

[@JesusChrist-zs8wk]

We need more sugar daddy content in your Chan Chan because we need it yeah

[@hopeadkins6291]

The whole boneless wings in an Applebee’s thing happened to me once... a guy with his dad (?) were sitting at the bar and my friend and I (both underage at the time) were tryna eat our boneless wings and spinach artichoke dip in peace when the guy walked over, asked me for my number, and when I kindly declined his request he said, “Well, we’ll see what you say after I pay for your dinner” My friend and I ate our spinach artichoke dip and boneless wings in 5 minutes and left before he could give me his number

[@eravere6928]

The answer to the “Do guys actually look at girls like this” question is: Yes Lucas, this is the scary life of girls. And it’s not just creepy stares too, it can get much much worse...

[@Apples765]

I know like stares and cat calling is the small stuff

[@eravere6928]

@@Apples765 yeah. It’s scary how is girls have to live, constantly in fear of being kidnapped, r@p3d, and murdered.

[@Apples765]

@@eravere6928 It actually really sad😔

[@eravere6928]

@@Apples765 it is😔😔😔

[@kenzie8861]

i don’t know if this is weird or not, but your videos really help me. every night i have a panic attack and feel like i can’t breathe. the videos help me calm down and focus on something until they go away❤️❤️

[@Reshme77]

Aww

[@anniemcclory5364]

“This is my last video about any sort of content that’s sugar daddy related” - Lucas Really is one of the biggest losses of 2020😭🤍

[@krissybee123]

I’ll believe it when I see it

[@brigidkroh8863]

“i feel bad for girls” as you should lucas so glad you’re not the kind of guy to say we live life on “easy mode”

[@smrithimenon5240]

Is anyone gonna let Lucas know that its not chivlary but chivalry??

[@vanessalage373]

My sister-in-law is a popular blogger and I’ve never actually read any of her blogs since she started writing independently lol

[@louruitatsu7633]

This gives me strength😣😂 The one place to get quality sugar daddy commentary without having to watch It by yourself😆😆😆

[@suchana6488]

I’ve been waiting for this one, turn it up 😩🙏🏼

[@laiab-p2009]

"I am not hot enough to get stalked. Frick." - Lucas, 2020

[@ralphmylove]

Ok but 12:06 ....had me ROLLING 🤣🤣 i was imagining doing this to my boss

[@rianrianhehe]

last time I was this early Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were still together

[@thestorm3784]

1:38 Every episode of supernatural ever be like:

[@wyxxie]

"when you go out to restaurants do guys actually look at you like this?" yes, unfortunately LOL

[@hannah-yi2su]

14:43 That facial expression, the music... This actually disturbed me HAHAHAHA

[@ashleykoma4887]

At least 90% of Lifetime protagonists are brain dead. Prove me wrong.

[@erikasmith3961]

A Mother's Nightmare is a great Lifetime movie to watch. I would love to see Lucas' reaction to it.

[@Rensmyname]

Fun game: Take a shot every time Lucas says WAP.

[@MsSmile300]

What kind of people don't call the police when there's creepy men showing up at your house and attacking you lmao I love lifetime movies and how accurate they are 😂

[@beingzombievstheworld]

We all know this isn't the last sugar daddy video.

[@mayvasy7311]

Lucas and lifetime movies reviews are my favorite thing on youtube!

[@nova-uz5so]

i feel like this is literally just wattpad as a movie

[@blahblah8650]

Lucas is very committed to that screensaver of Zac and Vanessa

[@cassieclarke8538]

No one: Lucas: chivlary