I watched your Deranged Tik Toks

I MIGHT be Live TONIGHT at: / kwite (my power keeps going out lol)
today i watched your deranged tiktoks on stream. some of these tiktoks were deranged. why are these tiktoks so deranged, whats wrong with you guys. are you... deranged?
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[@Macky2Tacky]

Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.

[@feedo1]

@u know me ok and

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

Exactly-! 😈

[@kermitdefrog5141]

@Seeing Star c. For curb T c gb

[@cloudeie]

oh my god is that sliver from peter knetter holy shit

[@Caramel1738]

damn that pfp is a throwback lol

[@MEOWS_MORALES-]

Kwite being down bad for Springtrap is the funniest shit ever 😂

[@lionrobjohnson]

Agreed 😂

[@Poopytootie2]

Man is a REAL simp 4 him

[@Lovingbeast030]

I bet he would love to get pgrenant from springtrap ong 💀

[@MEOWS_MORALES-]

@@Lovingbeast030 OOP 👀

[@ThatTransGuy247]

You're like... a really grumpy version of Ranboo. I love it.

[@ObviOneKenobi]

The council will decide your fate

[@ohsqueep]

sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a wa

[@ThatTransGuy247]

@@ObviOneKenobi …?

[@Clownish.mp4]

ITS CUZ OF THE MASK ISNT IT 👹/j

[@llemonsoda1856]

I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream

[@jasmine9581]

9:19 Beelzepup

[@shenanigans01]

These TikToks were “kwite” shocking

[@shenanigans01]

End me

[@nilladrawsstuff]

🗿

[@OliverrOil]

💀

[@k1or1YT]

KAIRIKI IN KWITE VIDEO????? 5:22

[@c.dofficial8815]

The only headache for kwote is his own fans

[@Elite_Defender]

@Thank me later 🅥 sounds like something he’d do if angry enough

[@charles.rambles]

The bots said "my time to shine"

[@alatraka4220]

@Emotional Damage wth

[@RestIessGambIer]

@@Elite_Defender not wrong tho

[@alatraka4220]

@@Elite_Defender no cao

[@rainbowditto9033]

Markiplier says boobs and the chat erupts into cheering and wild clapping. World peace is achieved. Anthony is even there.

[@cinguloapathy]

what blessed visions you think of. may your flesh fall to bone only whence it has ripened duly.

[@on.ya.]

Can’t believe that tiktok was trying to DEFAME MARKIPLIER??? that clip just makes me love him even more, which is difficult to do.

[@zomboids2100]

I can't believe that was a legit clip of someone trying to defame/stir up drama with markiplier of a video with no context

[@WooffzTheCoon]

Which tt was defaming markiplier?

[@joshc5613]

​@@WooffzTheCoonthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...." (the context was that he had been on KZbinrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)

[@S.Togsbayar]

14:37

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Kwite is finally being appreciated like the good boy he is. Very proud of the edits.

[@forgotten_lumis5595]

I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please" We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.

[@I_GET_NO_SL33P]

Are people not normally confident in being a simp? 🤨

[@boiyas6518]

Room of swords pfp?

[@kordeliiius9821]

“As a majority queer audience, are you gonna disagree?” As an asexual, I have to

[@yourmincemeat5233]

As a gay male identifying bacterial colony I also have to

[@private-local-enemy]

as a fellow asexual. boob good

[@le_cupman]

💀

[@caeluslovessharks]

As an Aromantic Asexual that is also maybe Agender, idk yet, I will also have to agree

[@scottsbeans]

As a fellow ace i unfortunately have to disagree with qwite

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

Ain’t no way y’all made a Kwite fan edit☠️💀☠️

[@rotting_spider]

Kwite has fans??

[@koobiecola]

it had to be done

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

@@koobiecola I swear I’ve seen 189,678,427 ROBLOX characters look like your YT PFP

[@CommentingOnRandomThings]

@Thank me later 🅥 eh, don’t care, maybe talk about that upcoming air show somewhere in CA?

[@dropl8815]

@@rotting_spider average cookie run player

[@haunted.doll.s]

Kwite calling Blue "he"... So sick of the fake Blue's Clues fans man, shaking my smh

[@iexist6392]

yeah, like does anyone even know blues a girl at all!?!? smh my head

[@sammsarabefr]

i was like "HE??"

[@iexist6392]

@@sammsarabefr ikr

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

Wait Blue's a girl

[@VineDirected]

WAIT BLUES A GIRL WHAT

[@malarcher5580]

not quite sure what else he was expecting from his audience other than pure and unfiltered derangement

[@buttr5659]

5:43 dude was so bewildered that springtrap has impregnated someone other than him

[@HyperfixationStation]

he does love stuffing children into places...

[@HyperfixationStation]

he does love stuffing children into places...

[@HyperfixationStation]

I hate that I said that

[@HyperfixationStation]

apparently so does youtube...

[@DISC0MB0BULATI0N]

That fanboy gremblin laugh Kwote made though 3:36 💀 💀

[@ThePepsiCrusader]

watching a kwite video is like snorting 5 lines of cocaine,it makes me want to die

[@Pinkcircleguy]

@Thank me later 🅥 i loved the part where they caught kwote hurting an innocent puppy

[@Randomperson-qm3ge]

But it feels good for a moment

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

This headache is so bad I can feel Kwote’s relatability coming inside of me🙏🙏

[@grandiewandie]

ayo

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

Pause

[@IEatNails416]

you can what

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

run that back?

[@poxie2637]

you can feel WHAT????!!!!!!

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

14:20 HE HAS LEGS⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@catjuulcultmember1631]

it’s fake, don’t believe it 💀

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

@@catjuulcultmember1631 thank god

[@matthewboire6843]

There fake

[@Sirhc_B8207]

It photoshop as to not distress new viewers

[@King0fKyles]

Thank you for ending that first clip there I wasn’t expecting that type of video in my kwite video and almost died

[@wretchedcats4909]

What do you think would happen if I watched the kwite stream during jury duty

[@dustbunny6381]

Nothing good I imagine

[@tiagoluz2019]

Ask him if guilty or innocent

[@willsith9762]

I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable

[@dylanchurch63]

You haven't seen KSI's Reddit then. They love dunking on him

[@daddyyahweh9328]

"I just need a tall man to hold me" Springtrap has entered the chat

[@Exotic_Wolfie]

Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!

[@bestttits3976]

SAMEE justice for the eastern hemisphere

[@Exotic_Wolfie]

@@bestttits3976 I'm in the southern hemisphere lol(But still yes!)

[@thefandomist]

​​@@bestttits3976What time would that be in the US, particularly Kentucky, cause I live near the state

[@Wrumb]

6:29 The King Of The Warriors, the one who cannot die vs. The Immortal queen, born before time

[@LikaLaruku]

Kwite: "I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin." I can't unhear it now.

[@ononvi3938]

5:23 i couldnt tell why this song was so familiar - its darling dance by kairiki bear if anyone else was looking for it

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

It’s my favorite song :)

[@egoisttxx]

YESYESYES I KNOW!2!1!!1!1! i was screaming when that played x3

[@rozelia_the_octo06]

YES I LITERALLY HEARD IT AND KNEW IT WAS KB

[@DrownedInDysphoria]

Darling Dance >>>

[@Zenon103]

I don’t what it is but whenever I hear people like Kwite or Dream doing human things or hell-HAVING A REAL NAME, I’m like “wtf no that’s fake”

[@brainrotbytogether]

for life reasons i want my head to be that pumpkin 6:54

[@matthewboire6843]

You go to jail now

[@luvbug2079]

10:16WHY IS THERE ANIMAL JAM MUSIC I HAVE A STUPID ANIMAL JAM SET THING THAT I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 10 THAT PLAYS THIS SONG LMAO

[@thefluffyaj4119]

✨club geo✨

[@birdii64442]

FUCKING ANIMAL JAM I MISS THAT HELL HOLE

[@rayleeface192]

OH MY GOD I HAD THE SAME SET

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀 A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-

[@tallsally.]

5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")

[@matthewboire6843]

What

[@kimpedchenko6426]

@@matthewboire6843you heard the man. 😀

[@matthewboire6843]

@@kimpedchenko6426 my question still stands.

[@Mushie_lol]

& the characters name was Matt I’m pretty sure 😭

[@joe_7609]

"Those fries looked peeled" is such an odd thing to say in this day of age.

[@sonicman4367]

11:35 she just said a racial slur in dog

[@mreow5767]

13:10 NO CAUSE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE PETER GRIFFIN LAUGHING LMAO

[@IKEA_----_WARLORDD]

9:13 that smaller dog sounds like a COD zombie though

[@Average_Moldovan_User]

nawww who is simping for kwitee 💀💀 (i am one of those people)

[@M0SS3__]

5:33 I AM A PROUD MUTUAL TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT 😻💅

[@maxiargos1971]

As someone who knows a janitor, he has said, that men's restrooms are not as bad as woman's restrooms. And as someone who uses them...he isn't wrong.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY

[@maxiargos1971]

@@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life. -This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined? -Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic. -Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off? Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.

[@crazypolishboi1636]

5:28 i recognize the bg music, its darling dance by kairiki bear

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

I recognized it too, it’s my favorite song

[@beeberton]

8:17 holy shit me and my friend made that tiktok lmao

[@NatalieMafuyuD]

Wait, wait, wait, is it just me or were those two guys around 5:36 dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear???

[@Wicky_Licky]

2:09 that’s Klee, from genshin impact. Yes I play that game. Also does anyone perhaps know where my fathe-

[@fr-ong-fr]

7:23 Bro is speaking in tongues.

[@Cinnaschticks]

Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.

[@lavenderpotato5734]

Kwite stop simping for his boyfriend challenge (impossible)

[@inktasticcreator1532]

We need more Kwite fancams

[@raygagnon4809]

11:21 master oogway: i hate these food cha- I like this. This is good.

[@toothboy6866]

His eyebrows are like little caterpillars writhing in agony

[@bigpoggers6507]

You deserve subs just for that Mystery Dungeon music, Primal Dialga fight is a banger

[@gunkinator]

i never turn the bell on so kwite will degrade me at the start of every video 😍

[@neons.hairclip]

😟

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

😐

[@boba-g3g]

the fact that i am not wearing headphones and the sound is high and my laughter is similar to his .....i am sure my family think i am possessed by now

[@sst4rscr34m]

12:05 bro youve never been in a girl's toilet in 3rd grade 💀 i cant erase the picture of a toilet fully covered in shit... i just cant..... i need help........ ⚰️

[@nuffin218]

7:08 kwote whizzing for 10 seconds straight

[@MT_TOASTER]

The moment darling dance played my head pulled a fucking 180. 5:25

[@nvtmegg9618]

its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked

[@Blinkentheproto]

14:21 fake video kwite has no legs

[@samanthalogue4967]

7:35 holy shit dude i literally love this guys TikTok he is so fucking good at dancing it’s amazing!

[@spleens4200]

The “Pissing all by yourself handsome?” Audio makes me physically implode

[@j.6267]

Im going to use this as a pickup line at the urinals

[@spleens4200]

@@j.6267 If you try it on me, I’m physically collapsing

[@cadencecaudill8363]

Ah That’s it I have nothing else to say- I expected too much from the Kwite fan base

[@SoleAtol]

1:33 that was so unbelievably horrifying, I think my heart stopped beating for like ten seconds

[@nologic66758]

the intro set the entire video and I'm all for it

[@ILikeBirbsss]

11:16 does anyone know which video this is from ?

[@TheActualDrRockso]

No I don't

[@Roach-soup]

When you can’t make it to the stream because you have to go mop the ceiling and then walk your fish:😔🤚

[@swampdonkey1567]

13:30 I thought you were gay not lesbian

[@eyecrutch]

11:09 b*tch i have been waiting for something like that for 12 GODDAMN YEARS

[@vahineheart]

Guys SOMEONE IN CHAT SAID"I Have a tampon in my penjs" HELP

[@the_roach_king.]

TIME STAMP???

[@vahineheart]

@@the_roach_king. I DONT REMEMBER /anyway wanna have a pokemon fight in the comments, it's so fun omfg

[@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1]

4:45 Imagine walking into that 😬😬😬

[@rob_126p]

can someone explain why kwite feels seductive when he thinks of spring trap?

[@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan]

9:36 This audio evokes primal rage.

[@mineralwaitser6001]

its funny how a good majority of these have shown up on my fyp before. who submitted my fyp

[@macaronic_]

your fyp scares me

[@BlahBlahAnim]

3:18 *That's a hampster tho*

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Nah its a Opossum

[@BlahBlahAnim]

@@TemnotaVoronya1243 thanks? I forgot that comment existed

[@cannedbread-ri8fx]

No it's an armadillo

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

3:03 kwite brain dialogue (real)

[@Lala_Himechan]

IM SCREAMING SILENTLY AT 14:51 PLEASE ITS ONE IN THE MORNING

[@jackal04]

4:23 REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP! WOW!!!!

[@Lichen8404]

"As a majority queer audience are you going to disagree" as someone who only likes men: no. Markiplier got honkers.

[@GlitchyOfficial69]

I see, Kwote is gay 😏

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :))))) (and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel

[@mikey_m114]

Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see

[@shookravioli]

The headache is for Kwoge

[@bystandrr]

14:16 KWITE HAS LEGS?!

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

No

[@MarbleSodaPop]

6:01 Reminds me of one of my earliest memories where I was on a beach and some kid scream "That seagull stole my Dorito!"

[@ZER0-ed1fg]

8:42 HE SOUNDS SO DARN HAPPY AND SURPRISED -

[@newlegacys8054]

"you should probably have a can of frebreeze and a lighter just in case" LMAO FLAME THROWER IN 5 secs

[@ratkingwastaken]

Yes I did scream upon hearing Darling Dance. Am I ashamed? No.

[@sharalinn2639]

Kairiki Bear supremacy 🛐

[@remzie_xo]

LITERALLY

[@TimTam60]

WHY DO YOUR SUNGLASSES BLINK??? THEY BLINK

[@maligulant4396]

those are his eyes

[@Bloodclot20]

@@maligulant4396 now that’s some interesting lore

[@UnsatisfactorialIdiot]

10:49 you farded

[@Galactic_Orca]

Deranged tiktoks! Deranged tiktoks! Kwites viewers always have the best/worst content

[@wiki2075]

Kwite I still miss you

[@Stefan-uv5pc]

2:18 this didn't age well...

[@kettlething]

The only thing keeping me from ending it all is Kwite 🙏🙏

[@vincentafton9392]

6:40 bro they both lost

[@deezmutts]

5:23 kairiki bear👶🏻💥💥😁😁

[@Jules66878]

Was that Klee…

[@sir.vimmy.T.vimpoxy]

i like how he makes fun of us youtube watchers at the end

[@G3ometry]

0:52 bro looks like bob the builder💀💀

[@Rumassassin]

The five intro is a classic

[@qtea3.149]

5:06 depends I’d say it counts

[@serenacat7890]

12:03 I went in the men’s bathroom in a McDonald’s. In the big stall with a toilet there was a pile of diarrhea shit right next to the fucking toilet.

[@jyaz_drawz]

Bro didn't make it 😔

[@matthewboire6843]

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