Your Tik Toks are Concerning

[@scarletasters2802]

Love when the president degrades me over my taste in media consumption.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwote's farts.

[@plagueman049]

​@@p-__ Prove it.

[@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos]

Jeez keep your kinks to yourself

[@boi5738]

@@plagueman049 NAH 💀💀💀

[@plagueman049]

@@boi5738 Only way to get one up on them

[@-arygato-5463]

The change from the kitty to YOUR MAJESTY 🇬🇧🇬🇧👸🏻👸🏻🗣️🗣️THERE’S A SECOND BUS COMING🗣️🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🚌🚌🚌💥💥💥💥

[@TheOneAndOnlyMark1245]

DAVE TURN ON THE TELLY THEY HIT THE FUCKING PALACE🇬🇧💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️

[@squəakyp0p]

PUT YOUR FUCKING FISH AND CHIPS DOWN AND LISTEN 🇬🇧 💷 👸👸👸🗣🗣💂‍♂️💂‍♀️💂💂💂‍♀️💂‍♂️

[@mushtashio9902]

THEY HIT THE PALACE DAVE 🏰🏰💂‍♀️🇬🇧

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

DAVE 👑👑👑💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂💂💂💂💂💂 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Ray_ish.]

TSUKASA???

[@fivethousandshoes]

13:06 the amount of languages that have colloquially adopted English swears is kind of wild I hear native Spanish, German, Dutch, Russian, and more speakers throw around English swears all the time lmao

[@dimithetree]

(Native speaker here) I love how Russian even adopts English swearwords into its own morphological system. Зафакапить (zafakapit') is quite common in business speak and acts just like any other verb grammatically. It's a combination of 'fuck up' and a Russian prefix.

[@purplesam2609]

Fun fact for MHA fans! Bakugou's birthday is 4/20. I think Kwite's comment is fitting

[@durratulaishah3703]

The joke is make sense to me now

[@Standardmoose]

I share the same birthday with bakugo? I dont know how to feel about that

[@Catpuke14]

​@@Standardmooseyour birthday is 4/20???

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@Standardmooseyou also share a birthday with hitler so bakugou is the least of your worries

[@thefreakasaurus]

​@@Standardmoose hows it going WEED boy

[@anamonoke]

PSA: If you have a gap between your oven and the counter then you can purchase "Silicon Stove Gap Covers" you can buy them online or in store in the kitchen isle. There $4-18 depending on how long you need it to be or if you need a single or a pack of them

[@cross_sans1395]

or, just put like idk, a log or anything that covers it :/

[@arachnidkitty]

thank you anamonoke

[@josiahws5]

​@@cross_sans1395 bro is a lumberjack

[@TheCatIsLooking]

@@josiahws5 Bro said “🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵.”

[@v1rzen]

ah yes, more man made horrors within my comprehension

[@SOGGY_beans]

"Dad, my dog just died" "Get me a beer, will ya?"

[@hexx_mania]

the immediate silver the hedgehog slander fills me with the typical unbridled rage i feel whenever i watch kwite love the video keep it up green hoodie guy please don't spontaneously combust

[@cinnamuaroll]

kwite js singing “not like us” is funny as f he hit every note 😭😭😭

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

It's his favorite song to play on stream

[@MothManJr]

10:51 "The way how your face disintegrates into chalk‼️"

[@EeveeLikesSoda]

W Tally Hall reference

[@arachnidkitty]

"You have a wondeful wife, you have a powerful job‼"

[@R3DGUTZ]

@@arachnidkitty”She criticizes me for being egocentric‼️⁉️”

[@cinderfoxx]

Tally Hall jumpscare

[@EeveeLikesSoda]

@@R3DGUTZ “Your practice your mannerisms into the wall‼️‼️”

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

Fun fact: Bakugou's canonical birthday falls on 4/20. Do with that what you will

[@SomeGuy-sq3vw]

I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it… and by “it” I mean my peanits

[@thewholesomecultist6702]

Shame

[@yoisakikanade_]

kwite fans should actual just make a tumblr account theyd be right at home there. no joke

[@yoisakikanade_]

saying that cause thats a tumblr post that i dont think has spread elsewhere a whole bunch. like this is a tumblrpilled tumblrcel joke on god. embrace it

[@cuddIepup]

jema

[@mar420.74]

just started watching this guy why does everyone say this weird sexual crap lol is this some ongoing joke or something youtubers do have those lmao.

[@Tboii]

kwite never fails to ██████████

[@Crabbings]

😦

[@EMan-xj5cz]

😧

[@P055IBLYK4Tz]

😦

[@yourlocalisation]

😧

[@blueanimationsftw]

😧

[@CallsignReaper_]

My favourite activity. Losing my sanity with Kwite.

[@MrBuckleBuns]

Kwote 🤓👆

[@artblockgeek]

HELP I SAW THE ONE ON THE THUMBNAIL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED IT LOUDLY ON SPEAKER WHILE IN THE STORE😭 Edit: Thank u guys for all the likes lmao 😂

[@thewholesomecultist6702]

As someone working in a plaid who watched this on shift YOU USE HEADPHONES FOR VIDEOS AND THE SPEAKERS FOR MUSIC YOU FOOL YOUVE DOOMED US ALL

[@Zedryx69]

@@thewholesomecultist6702EVERYONE gets FIRED because of this ONE PERSON

[@artblockgeek]

@@thewholesomecultist6702I WOULD HAVE PUT I WAS IN A RESTAURANT AND I TRIED TO TURN IT UP A LITTLE TO HEAR BUT IT TURNED AT MAX VOLUME 😭

[@Wow_your_here]

169 like MWAHAHA

[@AggeAnimations]

WHO DOES THAT

[@infini-zkrooz6572]

5:22 Dude, that was the most primal, guttural yell I've ever heard. A genuine reaction of horror and disgust. Magnificent.

[@Faiz_504]

8:45 Hehehe What in the fu- HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT SOUND

[@MagnusOpus_]

10:52 I fr thought he was gonna say “I hate the way that you walk, I hate the way that you talk, I hate the way your face disintegrates into chalk”

[@thefreakasaurus]

3:45 HE SOUNDS LIKE A WALRUS 😭😭😭

[@PAWMUU_V-LiveEN]

The fact that Kwite is willing to make his brain cells slowly deteriorate to these videos for content purposes astounds me. What a legend.

[@whoiscalss]

9:00 not the Kendrick ai Laufey cover bro leave Laufey out of this😭😭😭

[@ThatAltArtist]

“I can’t burp ✨🧚🏻period🧚🏻✨” Kwite is such a fem queen 💅 3:49

[@silly_spinning_rat]

I didn't even notice how he said it so girlypop until I read this😭

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

2:26 THE PHARAOHS CURSE !! THE PHARAOHS TOMB !!

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

2:13 this is such a fun vocal stim

[@jekyll2385]

Kwite, i cannot describe how happy I was when you came back. You have truly helped me through hard times. That being said, you are bald

[@jacobwells8719]

7:02 "Thanks for the sub mommy"

[@theconstellesproject]

6:42 I AM GENUINELY TRYING TO FIND THIS MEME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SEARCH FOR PLEASE HELP

[@yourmincemeat5233]

Leaving this here in case someone does know where it is

[@theconstellesproject]

​@@yourmincemeat5233It dates back to at least 2016 according to Tineye. It's almost certainly from a KZbin Poop.

[@Prozact]

Here's vid ID. (You know what to do) dGNvWf2xwQ0

[@dragonthehero]

1:41 fun fact his birthday is actually on 4/20 lmao

[@Rosey_Quartz]

Lmao😂

[@totallyn0taferret]

3:21 i literally spat out my water at the replay

[@Toastertheprotogen2]

What is the little goobers name

[@totallyn0taferret]

@@Toastertheprotogen2 idek I just love it

[@halethaden]

@@Toastertheprotogen2 its the pillsbury doughboy

[@Link10324]

3:32 bro can NOT be fine after chugging a can of good ol dr pepper.

[@cheezymcgeezy]

7:08 thank you for zooming in so I can’t see what he’s talking about, really appreciate it

[@55antana]

8:09 YAKUZA MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🗣 LIKE A WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@SunkeryCompactDisk]

11:45 "SPONGEBOB WOULD NEVER SAY THAT" - bill jensen

[@kiwiborb1258]

Fun fact, at 5:11 the song after they eat the wasp with the goofy ah sounding instrument is called Whamola by Les Claypool and is played with an instrument of the same name

[@clay8256]

1:23 you've heard of the june beetle, but THIS is the goon beetle 💀

[@IA_777]

I like how that clip plays right after the bidet clip

[@SD_Nik0]

Kwite protecting Tails is kinda wholesome in a…Kwite way.

[@soaringspirits2267]

In a kwite way.

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

@@soaringspirits2267it's Kwite wholesome!

[@soaringspirits2267]

@@TheEggOfRandomIdeas Got a little chuckle. 👍

[@Dollapus]

5:46 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[@gamerwolffang2722]

7:28 I love these stupid guys, hate that kwite didn't show the dude who left came back with a big baking sheet

[@MushroomHhUuMmAaNn]

MY LEGS ARE IN SOOO MUCH PAINNNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@amanul_2474]

Why are Bidets not the norm for toilets? Paper can't do shit by itself (literally) and having to fill a watering can and use it each time is so tedious. I feel like not enough people are concerned with toilet reforms, which in my opinion, may make life better and prevent wars and human-caused suffering

[@danielthecake8617]

yeah and using a vacuum makes ur butt hurt so it doesnt work either

[@Amberlanc3]

How do you know that

[@strawbunnybun]

Ever heard of fu cking wet wipes??

[@strawbunnybun]

Have you been just useing paper???

[@katiequeen2275]

3:45 he became korn

[@secretlywillwood]

1:13 HELP SHE IS SEEING JESUS HELPPP

[@Blu63601]

"GIRL IK YOU FLOATING RN BUT"._.. "I want a 5 gallon size bucket a sprinkles- Im a fat muthafuker" I wanted more- omg

[@smolboi7092]

People say I just need to smoke some weed and I'll calm down. Everytime I try I go from anxious mess to goofy ass. Weed is does not solve everybody's problems.

[@12bluebugs]

1:56 one time i dropped a tyler the creator album behind my 4 foot tall cabinet. (dw i got it back but oh my god)

[@Xboxboils]

"I be watching graylock" Famous last words before PTSD

[@ferretgod198]

7:22 that plushtrap

[@ThatsStuffed]

2:35 was filmed on my school 💀

[@mrdiamondegg]

_I immediately recognized RIght Here, RIght Now at __6:43__ so that video was less disturbing for me than I might've been._

[@CR1MSONACE]

11:50 Vector told Shadow to kill himself in multiple endings for his game. "Shadow! Don't go there... Yet!"

[@Wickedesu]

5:20 the repulsive yell, had me dead

[@retroman2009]

3:13 me watching this for the first time

[@vilizor]

kwite save us... save us kwite...

[@bookduck7576]

10:50 kwote just dropped the ruler of everything remix

[@meltymooncakes]

for those wondering, the song at 9:00 is Good Kid - From the Start

[@errorandfriends1397]

watching this guy is like watching tiktok’s along side one of my brothers… that is the chaos i get from this.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Somehow, this was actually one of the most tame tiktok compilations on this channel, Lmao

[@Oliveisherenow]

I haven't eaten all day but it can wait KWITE COMES FIRST

[@xlunaloo]

GO EAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@meganbruce75]

Did you eat yet !!?

[@cardrabitt1159]

12:07 why does he look like a side character in Invincible

[@Thatspaceperson]

10:40 he sounds like blemdin from gravity falls

[@petzouqi76]

12:45 what Scottish and Gaelic sound like to British.

[@0_Matthiasss_0]

11:37 where can I find this clip pls help

[@SafStar_Official]

5:11 the way my jaw DROPPED- 6:01 as a gachatuber i feel included in this community 👍

[@theskiesarebluetrustme]

3:06 it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 😔

[@chrisheartman9263]

1:20 I'm pretty sure that's not a bidet, but a japanese toilet (which has intimate cleaning options). The two are entirely different.

[@Cingiturvin]

w h a t .

[@localidiotnumber792]

I'm sorry they what?

[@tallis_thecat7946]

12:58 the evil version of Kwite. Large sunglasses and green

[@jordannevin1094]

12:24 green dude is speaking simish

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

1:38 funny, cus im ripping my bong rn 😎

[@tomatuteee]

1:49 holy shit an argentinian tiktok on a kwote video? i feel representated

[@bIoodhaiI]

wtfff yo tambien soy de argentina

[@tomatuteee]

@@bIoodhaiI QUÉ RE CARAJO ES UNA MILLAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇷🇦🇷

[@georgiedtv3742]

9:02 the good kid bossa nova remix over that is crazy

[@DaBeesNeez]

2:28 great job! Now you have the Pharohs curse!

[@zachwilson6944]

Watching the waspmunchingwoman hurts my sore throat.

[@FallinqLeafz]

11:41 made my hot chocolate come out my nose 😭

[@OlyChickenGuy]

You're right, Kwite, I DO want to hang out so bad... and that's why your steam has been one of the first I've attended on Twitch in about two years! It was very enjoyable and fun, thank you :3

[@XxLightwingxX]

3:31 Bro looks like Linguini from Ratatouille 😭

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Bakugou is a mess because his freaky ass anger issues filled mother raised him that way

[@Tomura_Shigaraki2169]

I fell asleep watching something about anime and woke up to this somehow 💀

[@Rbxty]

bro wtf I think i need to stop getting fried cause i thought the different faces being made where the eyebrows shifted into different positions was just kwites model going bald

[@littleWolf-r8n]

Watching this while playing Minecraft is so chill

[@TransFemmeTemme]

Kwite is one sexy group of pigeons in a green hoodie

[@A-random-tsams-fan]

The fucking dr.pepper one I died bro! Kweef never fails

[@YScourgeOfTheStars]

Kwite is the perfect guy to watch while I grind on bloodborne

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

5:10 SOUTPKARK REFRENCE SOUTHG PARK REFEREFNCE ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!the fog

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

I have to shit

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

I successfully shited

[@mcbeeboi2209]

I love watching kwite because they make me feel normal

[@dashingdotdc2]

5:22 FLAPJACK SCREAAMM

[@Canigetanumber609]

😱 it ISSAS

[@Wurtoz9643]

13:12 many languages just use fuck as a swear word. At least Swedish.

[@BrokenDread]

Kacchan just needs a bit of a large blunt that he can puff puff pass with Deku so that he just forgets that he hates Deku.

[@obnoxas]

My ear started itching when I started this video. Thanks Kwitten.

[@durratulaishah3703]

What's the name of the song at 1:33?

[@durratulaishah3703]

Nvm, I found it. It's "Million dollar baby"

[@acceleratorkirigia6129]

🤑

[@Gtgnomoremilk]

3:06 im watching this with yeast infection medicine in me and i just passed away 😂

[@_geno_]

kwite you’ll never see this but id like to apologize to the universe for engaging in making fun of you for liking MHA because im fully hyperfixated on it now and i cant think about it too hard without flapping my hands

[@rebeccaoertell6941]

You will never be forgiven

[@_geno_]

@@rebeccaoertell6941 DAMNIT

[@angelizakilla3306]

​@_geno_ let the council decides *MODS*

[@NeploplexGT]

The fact that I see this on 9/11 is kinda crazy 0:43

[@Funnylegoguy]

6:59 I hope kwite gets to see the TikTok and him and matpat fighting over springtrap.

[@Prettyprincessjeremy]

*cutely watches your videos while waiting to be sent to a mental rehab*

[@chrisheartman9263]

11:45 MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME THAT'S SO MUCH ME CODED

[@Star.6739]

4:20 Marty Armstrong refrences

[@AlexEEZ]

It's impossible to eat while watching this

[@Yourhatedquestion]

My grandad had a bidet, which really isn't normal in Norway. Anyway, I always get thirsty after going to the toilet and don't you know, he had a sink in the perfect height.

[@Otter_129]

10:27 he just said the word

[@nickih1267]

I CANT TELL IF HE ACTUALLY DID OR IF IT WAS THE ACCENT HE USED

[@Otter_129]

@@nickih1267he did

[@VibinGoomy]

@@Otter_129no he didn’t, he said “I’m on that good kush” but the voice he used made it sound like he said the n word

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

1:30 anybody know what song that is- it’s a bop