Your Tik Toks are Concerning

[@scarletasters2802]

Love when the president degrades me over my taste in media consumption.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwote's farts.

[@plagueman049]

​@@p-__ Prove it.

[@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos]

Jeez keep your kinks to yourself

[@boi5738]

@@plagueman049 NAH 💀💀💀

[@plagueman049]

@@boi5738 Only way to get one up on them

[@-arygato-5463]

The change from the kitty to YOUR MAJESTY 🇬🇧🇬🇧👸🏻👸🏻🗣️🗣️THERE’S A SECOND BUS COMING🗣️🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🚌🚌🚌💥💥💥💥

[@TheOneAndOnlyMark1245]

DAVE TURN ON THE TELLY THEY HIT THE FUCKING PALACE🇬🇧💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️

[@strawberym0o]

PUT YOUR FUCKING FISH AND CHIPS DOWN AND LISTEN 🇬🇧 💷 👸👸👸🗣🗣💂‍♂️💂‍♀️💂💂💂‍♀️💂‍♂️

[@mushtashio9902]

THEY HIT THE PALACE DAVE 🏰🏰💂‍♀️🇬🇧

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

DAVE 👑👑👑💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂💂💂💂💂💂 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@fivethousandshoes]

13:06 the amount of languages that have colloquially adopted English swears is kind of wild I hear native Spanish, German, Dutch, Russian, and more speakers throw around English swears all the time lmao

[@dimithetree]

(Native speaker here) I love how Russian even adopts English swearwords into its own morphological system. Зафакапить (zafakapit') is quite common in business speak and acts just like any other verb grammatically. It's a combination of 'fuck up' and a Russian prefix.

[@anamonoke]

PSA: If you have a gap between your oven and the counter then you can purchase "Silicon Stove Gap Covers" you can buy them online or in store in the kitchen isle. There $4-18 depending on how long you need it to be or if you need a single or a pack of them

[@cross_sans1395]

or, just put like idk, a log or anything that covers it :/

[@arachnidkitty]

thank you anamonoke

[@josiahws5]

​@@cross_sans1395 bro is a lumberjack

[@TheCatIsLooking]

@@josiahws5 Bro said “🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵.”

[@purplesam2609]

Fun fact for MHA fans! Bakugou's birthday is 4/20. I think Kwite's comment is fitting

[@durratulaishah3703]

The joke is make sense to me now

[@Standardmoose]

I share the same birthday with bakugo? I dont know how to feel about that

[@Catpuke14]

​@@Standardmooseyour birthday is 4/20???

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@Standardmooseyou also share a birthday with hitler so bakugou is the least of your worries

[@thefreakasaurus]

​@@Standardmoose hows it going WEED boy

[@hexx_mania]

the immediate silver the hedgehog slander fills me with the typical unbridled rage i feel whenever i watch kwite love the video keep it up green hoodie guy please don't spontaneously combust

[@cinnamuaroll]

kwite js singing “not like us” is funny as f he hit every note 😭😭😭

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

It's his favorite song to play on stream

[@v1rzen]

ah yes, more man made horrors within my comprehension

[@SomeGuy-sq3vw]

I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it… and by “it” I mean my peanits

[@thewholesomecultist6702]

Shame

[@yoisakikanade_]

kwite fans should actual just make a tumblr account theyd be right at home there. no joke

[@yoisakikanade_]

saying that cause thats a tumblr post that i dont think has spread elsewhere a whole bunch. like this is a tumblrpilled tumblrcel joke on god. embrace it

[@startaru]

jema

[@mrce420.7]

just started watching this guy why does everyone say this weird sexual crap lol is this some ongoing joke or something youtubers do have those lmao.

[@SOGGY_beans]

"Dad, my dog just died" "Get me a beer, will ya?"

[@CallsignReaper_]

My favourite activity. Losing my sanity with Kwite.

[@MrBuckleBuns]

Kwote 🤓👆

[@MothManJr]

10:51 "The way how your face disintegrates into chalk‼️"

[@EeveeLikesSoda]

W Tally Hall reference

[@arachnidkitty]

"You have a wondeful wife, you have a powerful job‼"

[@R3DGUTZ]

@@arachnidkitty”She criticizes me for being egocentric‼️⁉️”

[@Reaperlevii]

Tally Hall jumpscare

[@EeveeLikesSoda]

@@R3DGUTZ “Your practice your mannerisms into the wall‼️‼️”

[@artblockgeek]

HELP I SAW THE ONE ON THE THUMBNAIL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED IT LOUDLY ON SPEAKER WHILE IN THE STORE😭 Edit: Thank u guys for all the likes lmao 😂

[@thewholesomecultist6702]

As someone working in a plaid who watched this on shift YOU USE HEADPHONES FOR VIDEOS AND THE SPEAKERS FOR MUSIC YOU FOOL YOUVE DOOMED US ALL

[@Zedryx69]

@@thewholesomecultist6702EVERYONE gets FIRED because of this ONE PERSON

[@artblockgeek]

@@thewholesomecultist6702I WOULD HAVE PUT I WAS IN A RESTAURANT AND I TRIED TO TURN IT UP A LITTLE TO HEAR BUT IT TURNED AT MAX VOLUME 😭

[@wowyourhere]

169 like MWAHAHA

[@AggeAnimations]

WHO DOES THAT

[@Tboii]

kwite never fails to ██████████

[@Crabbings]

😦

[@EMan-xj5cz]

😧

[@P055IBLYKatz]

😦

[@yourlocalisation]

😧

[@blueanimationsftw]

😧

[@whoiscalss]

9:00 not the Kendrick ai Laufey cover bro leave Laufey out of this😭😭😭

[@PAWMUU_V-LiveEN]

The fact that Kwite is willing to make his brain cells slowly deteriorate to these videos for content purposes astounds me. What a legend.

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

Fun fact: Bakugou's canonical birthday falls on 4/20. Do with that what you will

[@infini-zkrooz6572]

5:22 Dude, that was the most primal, guttural yell I've ever heard. A genuine reaction of horror and disgust. Magnificent.

[@jekyll2385]

Kwite, i cannot describe how happy I was when you came back. You have truly helped me through hard times. That being said, you are bald

[@thefreakasaurus]

3:45 HE SOUNDS LIKE A WALRUS 😭😭😭

[@theconstellesproject]

6:42 I AM GENUINELY TRYING TO FIND THIS MEME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SEARCH FOR PLEASE HELP

[@yourmincemeat5233]

Leaving this here in case someone does know where it is

[@theconstellesproject]

​@@yourmincemeat5233It dates back to at least 2016 according to Tineye. It's almost certainly from a KZbin Poop.

[@Prozact]

Here's vid ID. (You know what to do) dGNvWf2xwQ0

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

2:26 THE PHARAOHS CURSE !! THE PHARAOHS TOMB !!

[@jacobwells8719]

7:02 "Thanks for the sub mommy"

[@ThatAltArtist]

“I can’t burp ✨🧚🏻period🧚🏻✨” Kwite is such a fem queen 💅 3:49

[@silly_spinning_rat]

I didn't even notice how he said it so girlypop until I read this😭

[@totallyn0taferret]

3:21 i literally spat out my water at the replay

[@Toastertheprotogen2]

What is the little goobers name

[@totallyn0taferret]

@@Toastertheprotogen2 idek I just love it

[@halethaden]

@@Toastertheprotogen2 its the pillsbury doughboy

[@cheezymcgeezy]

7:08 thank you for zooming in so I can’t see what he’s talking about, really appreciate it

[@clay8256]

1:23 you've heard of the june beetle, but THIS is the goon beetle 💀

[@IA_777]

I like how that clip plays right after the bidet clip

[@55antana]

8:09 YAKUZA MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🗣 LIKE A WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@amanul_2474]

Why are Bidets not the norm for toilets? Paper can't do shit by itself (literally) and having to fill a watering can and use it each time is so tedious. I feel like not enough people are concerned with toilet reforms, which in my opinion, may make life better and prevent wars and human-caused suffering

[@danielthecake8617]

yeah and using a vacuum makes ur butt hurt so it doesnt work either

[@Amberlanc3]

How do you know that

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

2:13 this is such a fun vocal stim

[@kiwiborb1258]

Fun fact, at 5:11 the song after they eat the wasp with the goofy ah sounding instrument is called Whamola by Les Claypool and is played with an instrument of the same name

[@MushroomHhUuMmAaNn]

MY LEGS ARE IN SOOO MUCH PAINNNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Sunkery_CD]

11:45 "SPONGEBOB WOULD NEVER SAY THAT" - bill jensen

[@SD_Nik0]

Kwite protecting Tails is kinda wholesome in a…Kwite way.

[@soaringspirits2267]

In a kwite way.

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

@@soaringspirits2267it's Kwite wholesome!

[@soaringspirits2267]

@@TheEggOfRandomIdeas Got a little chuckle. 👍

[@secretlywillwood]

1:13 HELP SHE IS SEEING JESUS HELPPP

[@gamerwolffang2722]

7:28 I love these stupid guys, hate that kwite didn't show the dude who left came back with a big baking sheet

[@Xboxboils]

"I be watching graylock" Famous last words before PTSD

[@12bluebugs]

1:56 one time i dropped a tyler the creator album behind my 4 foot tall cabinet. (dw i got it back but oh my god)

[@errorandfriends1397]

watching this guy is like watching tiktok’s along side one of my brothers… that is the chaos i get from this.

[@Masherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

2:35 was filmed on my school 💀

[@Dollapus]

5:46 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[@MagnusOpus_]

10:52 I fr thought he was gonna say “I hate the way that you walk, I hate the way that you talk, I hate the way your face disintegrates into chalk”

[@dragonthehero]

1:41 fun fact his birthday is actually on 4/20 lmao

[@ferretgod198]

7:22 that plushtrap

[@Oliveisherenow]

I haven't eaten all day but it can wait KWITE COMES FIRST

[@xlunaloo]

GO EAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@meganbruce75]

Did you eat yet !!?

[@vilizor]

kwite save us... save us kwite...

[@retroman2009]

3:13 me watching this for the first time

[@meltymooncakes]

for those wondering, the song at 9:00 is Good Kid - From the Start

[@Cxrrupted_S0ul]

Kwite is the reason “I’m on that good kush and alcohol” has become a stim for me as well

[@smolboi7092]

People say I just need to smoke some weed and I'll calm down. Everytime I try I go from anxious mess to goofy ass. Weed is does not solve everybody's problems.

[@YScourgeOfTheStars]

Kwite is the perfect guy to watch while I grind on bloodborne

[@cardrabitt1159]

12:07 why does he look like a side character in Invincible

[@Blu63601]

"GIRL IK YOU FLOATING RN BUT"._.. "I want a 5 gallon size bucket a sprinkles- Im a fat muthafuker" I wanted more- omg

[@Tomura_Shigaraki2169]

I fell asleep watching something about anime and woke up to this somehow 💀

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Somehow, this was actually one of the most tame tiktok compilations on this channel, Lmao

[@Theratqueen-o45]

Watching this while playing Minecraft is so chill

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

1:38 funny, cus im ripping my bong rn 😎

[@OlyChickenGuy]

You're right, Kwite, I DO want to hang out so bad... and that's why your steam has been one of the first I've attended on Twitch in about two years! It was very enjoyable and fun, thank you :3

[@jordannevin1094]

12:24 green dude is speaking simish

[@tomatuteee]

1:49 holy shit an argentinian tiktok on a kwote video? i feel representated

[@fIeshwater]

wtfff yo tambien soy de argentina

[@tomatuteee]

@@fIeshwater QUÉ RE CARAJO ES UNA MILLAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇷🇦🇷

[@mrdiamondegg]

_I immediately recognized RIght Here, RIght Now at __6:43__ so that video was less disturbing for me than I might've been._

[@TemmieUnderTF2TransRights]

Kwite is one sexy group of pigeons in a green hoodie

[@mcbeeboi2209]

I love watching kwite because they make me feel normal

[@SafStar_Official]

5:11 the way my jaw DROPPED- 6:01 as a gachatuber i feel included in this community 👍

[@bookduck7576]

10:50 kwote just dropped the ruler of everything remix

[@obnoxas]

My ear started itching when I started this video. Thanks Kwitten.

[@petzouqi76]

12:45 what Scottish and Gaelic sound like to British.

[@zachwilson6944]

Watching the waspmunchingwoman hurts my sore throat.

[@0_Matthiasss_0]

11:37 where can I find this clip pls help

[@BredV3]

2:28 great job! Now you have the Pharohs curse!

[@dashingdotdc2]

5:22 FLAPJACK SCREAAMM

[@Canigetanumber609]

😱 it ISSAS

[@AlexEEZ]

It's impossible to eat while watching this

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

5:10 SOUTPKARK REFRENCE SOUTHG PARK REFEREFNCE ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!the fog

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

I have to shit

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

I successfully shited

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Bakugou is a mess because his freaky ass anger issues filled mother raised him that way

[@BrokenDread]

Kacchan just needs a bit of a large blunt that he can puff puff pass with Deku so that he just forgets that he hates Deku.

[@Yourhatedquestion]

My grandad had a bidet, which really isn't normal in Norway. Anyway, I always get thirsty after going to the toilet and don't you know, he had a sink in the perfect height.

[@Prettyprincessjeremy]

*cutely watches your videos while waiting to be sent to a mental rehab*

[@finezombie]

11:04 that is infact my favorite food

[@rolandtako960]

the doctor pepper dude started speaking echantment table XD

[@NemoCrumpetJoe]

Bidets are legitimately traumatic

[@EndercakeTheMessenger]

Watching the second short of this a few days after 9/11 (where i am rn) is WILD

[@Rox_mothonpaws]

Help I laughed to hard & now blood is everywhere

[@Ididntchoosethis.]

omg i love your content please don’t die

[@J3ff3ryW00ds]

IM SCARED OF THAT THUMBNAIL 😭😭

[@bluu290]

2:22 I GOT IN!!

[@chrisheartman9263]

1:20 I'm pretty sure that's not a bidet, but a japanese toilet (which has intimate cleaning options). The two are entirely different.

[@Cingiturvin]

w h a t .

[@localidiotnumber792]

I'm sorry they what?

[@katiequeen2275]

3:45 he became korn

[@Multithefandomer]

2:38 HELPPPP

[@TheInfiniteAmo]

I'M ON THAT GOOD KUSH sent me to the freaking moon I was not prepared

[@FiSH-iSH]

we are honing in on his tastes

[@cardboardva4632]

ive been trying to find the ground beef tiktok to no avail

[@Star.6739]

4:20 Marty Armstrong refrences

[@B4TZ.R.C00L]

The fucking dr.pepper one I died bro! Kweef never fails

[@Funnylegoguy]

6:59 I hope kwite gets to see the TikTok and him and matpat fighting over springtrap.

[@Wrynn142]

Ain't the woman who ate the bee the same one who used the bidet for the first time?

[@rootbeer-vm3lb]

The feel of pressing on the video is good

[@Altaccnt1]

PUT THIS MAN IN OFFICE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@FallinqLeafz]

11:41 made my hot chocolate come out my nose 😭

[@XxLightwingxX]

3:31 Bro looks like Linguini from Ratatouille 😭

[@Otter_129]

10:27 he just said the word

[@nickih1267]

I CANT TELL IF HE ACTUALLY DID OR IF IT WAS THE ACCENT HE USED

[@Otter_129]

@@nickih1267he did

[@VibinGoomy]

@@Otter_129no he didn’t, he said “I’m on that good kush” but the voice he used made it sound like he said the n word