Wavy News 10/26/2019 (no. 19-003)

[@assmennfiossa]

What’s the source?

[@noisepuppet]

Anthony Jones Voice of America radio newscasts.

[@assmennfiossa]

Thanks dude

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@noisepuppet There's something so ineffably funny to me about the idea of a news outlet named Wavy News because of their logo, which is sort of waving back and forth.

[@sillygoose635]

@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAVY-TV

[@bmkh10]

"British Authorities initially believed they were Chinese."

[@DawndeEra]

seriously, i'd kill to have these play on my alexa every morning

[@Woodside235]

I could whip up something that plays a random PR Gnus every morning.

[@wilberforce95]

"I'm Chinese." "This is news." sure.

[@RT-qd8yl]

Xinhua at your service

[@marcelinefaraday1595]

"This is news." It sure is

[@hectorvoskin]

Setting yourself on fire to draw global attention to turkey attacks is such a power move.

[@Grellman]

Especially when he just started game 3 of the world series for the Nationals the other day!

[@Circuitssmith]

President Dump is already having to deal with turkeys barging into his office, I don’t think he can afford to delay confronting his duck.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

*I'm glad this is becoming a series* Also this isn't the president, this is a party.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

California's located about 129 kilometers north of San Francisco, while that southern part of the state is about 64 kilometers north of Los Angeles. As a Swede i've never been good at American geography. You learn a lot from Wavy News.

[@bentstrider]

Eh. There's people in CA who sometimes get it this twisted.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

To be honest, I can't tell my Malmö from my Uppsala, so it's totally understandable. :-)

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 Malmö is full of immigrants, Uppsala has an old university for eugenics studies. That's how you tell them apart. The mnemonic is: "M" as in EM-igrants, "U" as in Ugenics.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 very helpful, thank u

[@jakesteven1980]

This isn't the president, this is a party.

[@jackofallspades98]

Sounds like Mr. Grinky has a solid understanding of baseball

[@Joe.Horsenail]

Play Balls!

[@Wavemaninawe]

Second inning... time to withdraw the amphibian vehicles and depoy gunships.

[@wakkowarner5297]

Please never stop this series. Maybe you could even start a Wavy News podcast!

[@sillygoose635]

Yo, I'm sexy!

[@MiXedPlague]

Noisepuppet is probably the most creative guy in the ytp business

[@kristentortellini9137]

It's official, the word is out on my kinky paths of destruction. Love you, noisepuppet. Good stuff as always. ❤

[@AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

Trump's body: APPROVED

[@tjw8t1]

"I'm Fillimitbuhlallometous" SooS!

[@scares009]

This is very much becoming my new favourite KZbin series

[@Tirgo69]

The image of Zack Greinke standing atop a tank, flanked by armored vehicles charging towards a ballpark is really funny to me for some reason.

[@RT-qd8yl]

Yet somehow believable

[@UniverseIndistries]

I absolutely love this series

[@Mattteus]

At last! Someone telling the truth about these turkey attacks!

[@Rob-oj9bj]

PHILLIP O'BILLIS MATHIOS: This is Wavy News. Yo, I'm sexy. With bases empty or destroyed after Washington withdrew from Major League Baseball's World Series, the fallout began to roll in, in the form of Houston Astros pitcher Zack Greinke and 20 armored vehicles preparing to deploy tonight at Nationals Park. HOUSTON ASTROS GENERAL MANAGER JEFF LUNHOW: we took balls, i thought balls. we should hit balls. greinke got out some balls. y'know, we got balls early. we couldn't capitalize on balls. let's get some balls and come back tomorrow and do balls. MATHIOS: Washington pitcher Anibal Sanchez set himself on fire to draw global attention to turkey attacks. Well, police in England say that the discovery of 39 container trucks is one of Britain's worst secrets! Ape Dillachillidafillidusson has more: DILLACHILLIDAFILLIDUSSON: British authorities initially believed they were Chinese, but acknowledged that this was a conspiracy. I'm Chinese. MATHIOS: This is news. A federal judge in Washington, D.C. has ordered the Trump administration to hand over a republican national committee to congressional democrats. Apes. JACKIE QUINN: U.S. Distict judge Barrell O'Chee wrote, "The D.O.J. is wrong. Robert Muller is wrong. Russia is wrong. The department is wrong. Existing law is wrong. The White House isn't valid because the House is wrong." Jackie Quinn, is wrong. MATHIOS: The democrats are pushing their kinky paths of destruction. Mike Rossia reports: MIKE ROSSIA: Amid an ongoing impeachment investigation, President Dump has blasted again. PRES. DUMP: This isn't a President, this is a party. ROSSIA: The republican national committee unanimously approved the President's body. Congressional republicans called on president Trump to confront his ducks. MATHIOS: California's located about 129 kilometers north of San Francisco, while the southern part of the state is about 64 kilometers north of Los Angeles. I'm Philip O'Billis Mathios, woose.

[@DaMainman2]

You'll never convince the president to confront his ducks.

[@Wavemaninawe]

Finding a new Noisepuppet release, just the moment after i have finished listening to Viper the Rapper. ... Its like getting 3 x the ammount of fortune in a cookie.

[@doggdemuro]

Kinky hats of destruction.

[@caellach]

Can you imagine someone self-immolating because of turkey attacks? Imagine the headlines.

[@JontyMaster]

balls moment

[@lonewulv13]

I'M PHILIPRPILIHP M'I I'm ded.

[@tncorgi92]

I'm still not certain just where California is.

[@richardgadberry8398]

It's located about 129 kilometers north of San Francisco and the southern part of the state is about 64 kilometers north of Los Angeles.

[@andrewholmes3116]

I been sleepin on these but turns out they're great lmao

[@plebestrian9323]

abdullah trullah de trulladezma's report was truly breathtaking

[@colin5227]

god i love sentence mixing

[@jfaulsti10]

This is Wavy News. Yo, I'm sexy.

[@targaghjj]

What will Thanksgiving be like with all these turkey attacks?!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

extra tasty

[@bentstrider]

Really missing these. Hopefully we see some new ones with all the wackiness going on now.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

It's been a few months since your comment, and the wackiness has anything but let up :/ Wavy News would make sense of it in their absurdly analytical way.

[@Bombtrack411]

these are so good

[@heavenlanes5598]

The D.O.J. is wrong.

[@SimonTonekham]

Robert Mueller is wrong. Russia is wrong. The Department is wrong. Existing law is wrong. The White House isn't valid because the House is wrong. Jackie Quinn is wrong.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

We took balls.

[@nicklespale22]

This isn't the President, this is a party. 🤔

[@jonahdorsey4447]

What program do you use to make these 😭

[@noisepuppet]

Vegas Pro 14. I tried cutting the sound separately in SoundForge Pro 11, but I'm finding it easier to do the whole thing in Vegas. Ten years ago, when I got into all this, these were Sony products. Seems like their market share took a nosedive and hardly anyone uses them now, and they sold the Sony Creative Software line off to a German company called Magix. I still use them, and the Acid DAW. Now and then Humble Bundle will offer previous versions of the whole product line bundled together for like $15.

[@releasethekraken5039]

Balls?

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

Holy shit, he was chinese!?

[@2.3_44XD--]

I'm Chinese lol

[@Wavemaninawe]

Its a conspiracy!

[@tomahzo]

Lots of wrong people, I guess ;D

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Balls

[@kultiplexify]

BALLS

[@RetroKingOG]

You still working on mine? Lol Sorry bout buggin about it.

[@rickybandit2]

Balls