[YTP] Judge Your Beans and his Court of Illegal Law

[@noisepuppet]

source tsl.access.preservica.com/uncategorized/IO_249649da-3ce2-42ec-8145-dd9e05e98d32/

[@tennisballbird]

You seem to have a problem with Texas.

[@MrJimbojamez]

No more, right? Fuck you Texas

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Texas has a lot of poopable history and videos like the original source were ripe for the pooping.

[@noisepuppet]

It's really a sign of how good the public archives are here. I spend some time in Texas archives, and the sources just kinda jump out at you. Not every state has a program like that. Plus you gotta pick on places you've lived.

[@tennisballbird]

@@noisepuppet I can understand that. I live in Virgina and boy the weather is awful. Too hot, too cold (where's the snow?). HUMID.

[@DaThings]

This is the kind of thing kids remember.

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

When's your next vid???

[@MAILBOXHEAD420]

so now, they're really dope. "dope" means cool.

[@osuasheuatl]

noisepuppet really is the pooper's pooper

[@Sakhmeov]

This is the kind of kid things remembmemer.

[@hellogoato]

Noisepuppet: your favorite Pooper's favorite Pooper

[@jirden]

Some smartass finally figured out how to build a snake robot

[@LunarDelta]

"His own testicular brand of law and order" Truly, a great NaM SiƧ MaN

[@shawnfields2369]

Truly... now, we just need some smartass to build us that there Solid Snake robot, on through Test Wexas, or maybe a Naked Snake/Big Boss robot... or a Venom Snake robot, to honor Keifer Sutherland's performance as Venom Snake in the Phantom Pain. I'd love to see that. Or maybe a robot of The Boss, from Snake Eater? If we can get enough smartasses together, in a room, and have them construct some things that'll put a stop to Ms. Lilly Langtree, and the evil Judge Your Beans, and his testicular brand of law and order... but not all at once.

[@plushifoxed]

the splicing on "testicular" is like perfect

[@Circuitssmith]

Yep. peY.

[@armsinmotion]

hey it's the guy who helped Noah in his DS playthrough

[@crosleybendix97]

Every noisepuppet upload is an event.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Agreed, I was listening to an audio book and immediately had to pause that shit

[@Karmy.]

Agreed

[@2.3_44XD--]

a noisepuppet audiobook, that would be eternal fun

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@2.3_44XD-- there better be some good tootage and susage in there

[@1marcelfilms]

wavy news is kinda boring

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

When you head Test through Wexas on US Nighway Hinety, you enter what some folks call Dead Man's Gooch. 😂

[@shawnfields2369]

Some smartass figured out to build a snake robot. That's the kind of thing kids remember. Here's the strangest, saddest shart. The judge refused to die. His love affair with Ms. Lily was indeed a sad one...

[@IffyJottere]

HE-MAN!

[@mpk6664]

*dead man's gooch* there's so many good quote in this one

[@Code7Unltd]

That's the glory of Noisepuppet. Even though he makes YTP videos of boomer stuff, it's still better than the source.

[@avalonjustin]

@@Code7Unltd One great joke after another in any video he poops!

[@Raveseeker]

@@Code7Unltd A swift kick in the balls is better than the source. It's over quicker, for one.

[@davidhiles9545]

@@Code7Unltd This must be what the Boomers would've rather watched when the teacher rolled a projector into the room. I know us Gen-Xers would've loved it!

[@wiscomitch3412]

Hey Judge! You suck!

[@antiepitome317]

“Here he got himself some balls and failed big time” Man you have no idea how much that resonates with me right this moment.

[@shawnfields2369]

I hear you, dude.

[@jeff-8655]

You woke up my beer! You woke up my sandwiches!😂😂😂

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Yep

[@Jacksmusicshack]

YOU'RE FINED FOR DISTURBING MY BEER😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicklespale22]

You woke up mah bear. You woke up mah BEER! lol pewdiepie couldn't tell the difference

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

And you’re running off all my regular cucks!

[@matthewbowen5841]

I need to visit test wexas and see the world famous chihuahuas and snake robots.

[@chefexcellence322]

And take an unforgettable poo into the Pioneer pass.

[@shawnfields2369]

@Bro Vado Can't forget to do that. Next time I'm in Text Wesas, I'll be sure to see the world famous Snake Robots.

[@MrJimbojamez]

Where he put his own testicular brand of law and order

[@handsomebrick]

Is disturbing the beers still a crime in Texas?

[@thisoddguy9156]

Yes

[@MrJimbojamez]

In Test Wexas yeah

[@mehrlightsunlis4996]

As a Texan, Y E S

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

It's worse than waking up my sandwiches!

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

You know it is

[@apbrit2009]

"The ruling of this court is that you're a furry, and I'm drinking for everybody" my favorite line from any YTP ever

[@richardgadberry8398]

"He does love to guzzle jizz"

[@IffyJottere]

"Sure does love to guzzle jizz!"

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Wheelin' and dealin' and stealin' and squealin'

[@ight3817]

The story of hustlin

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

"Hey Judge! You suck!" "I'm workin' on it..." Underrated quote

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"I'm gonna shut up"

[@jakesteven1980]

You woke up a bear, but you woke up a beer.

[@JetFalcon710]

"You woke up my sandwiches!"

[@Code7Unltd]

Now here's the strangest, saddest shart... Lilly lally lully liil laal.

[@bridgetoneill9684]

He thought she was Clippy

[@Code7Unltd]

@@bridgetoneill9684 The old judge refused to die, that's the kind of thing kids remember.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@bridgetoneill9684 You mean, she wasn't? Well, now I see why it was so sad, no more, fuck you, Texas!

[@PhillipH-san]

The Jersey Jerker.

[@RatPfink66]

@@Code7Unltd he wouldn't go till he'd had one more jackoff by the tracks.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Fined 1965 for disturbing the beers. That's the same as driving with an expired driver and failure to yeet.

[@Evertide05]

Both can also result in as many as seventeen neck injuries and 8500 cock injuries and fifty heart attacks and heart failure.

[@woobiehastelly]

Hey Judge you Suuk! "I'm workin' on it!"

[@justthatmichael2176]

*here's the strangest, saddest SHART*

[@highspeedsuicide]

*liilly* *laally* *loolly* *lil* *laal*

[@YON_RO]

Hehe, but look at that *COCK!*

[@DaMainman2]

Six years after KZbin forcefully replaced Noisepuppet's blank avatar with a video's thumbnail, he's finally embraced it.

[@Maldoror2112]

@Nicholas Sergay it's new to me too!

[@DaMainman2]

@Babs - Yes, kind of. _"Say Hola to Ajaja Extra Turgid"_ had an ad for 'Phillips 66 Gasoline' as one of its sources, and 2:19 was the video's original thumbnail.

[@colin5227]

Every so often i think about "hey judge! You suck" "I'm workin on it"

[@danford4275]

I like to think of this as a spiritual sequel of sorts to the Horrible 1800s, a legitimate masterwork of the YTP genre.

[@bachaddict]

Sandwijizz is the sequel to the horrible 1800s I thought

[@TipsGalore]

I am a fan of sandwiches. I keep them well rested though, so I understand the frustration.

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Test Wexas. Where the poop joins the sus.

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“and then there’s a mOM center where motorists can stop livin’ “

[@Maldoror2112]

Kind of like Motel Hell, no?

[@noisepuppet]

Country sausage

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

In cool Southern hospitals

[@abraxops]

the random pitching of the background music gets me every time

[@Septqmber]

"Hey jeeej you suuckk" "I'm workin on it" Sad vibes here and there

[@AstroTibs]

when you head test through wexas on US nighway hinety

[@MegaWildstreak]

Everybody is entering that exhibit like they're going to a funeral

[@micarguy8239]

“Some smartass finally figured out how to make a snake robot.”

[@LimeyLassen]

tfw you'll never jam it in with painted shark women

[@bachaddict]

The railroad spike tune is delightful

[@GMOTP5738]

YOU WOKE UP MAH BEER!

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The best gift I could receive this Holiday season is another Noisepuppet epic

[@IffyJottere]

3:18 "There were rough construction sharks jammed in with car thieves, jammed in with shark workers, jammed in with shark thieves... and painted shark women!"

[@hansonel]

"Robots, sharks and car thiefs... shark thiefs" "Now here's the saddest, strangest shart" My cheeks hurt for laughing so hard. One of my favorite YTP's

[@Ozymandias2x]

Of course there are shark thiefs. Everyone wants those painted shark women.

[@IffyJottere]

@@Ozymandias2x Damn right! Shark girls are babes ;) Just... maybe don't let 'em give head :P

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I have visited this fine establishment in Test Wexas and can verify that my beans were judged.

[@Evertide05]

This video’s alternate title: “Lawl & Order: Dead Man’s Gooch.”

[@Mattteus]

He shit out a few barrels of beans? That can’t be healthy...

[@rockydadbigmac]

“Now here’s the strangest saddest shart: ....Liddie Laddie Lully LiiL LaaL”

[@CaptainBlackBread]

This kind of feels like a sequel to the horrible 1800s.

[@Wurby]

Up on top, you could be up on top 🤠

[@FartOfAsspiration]

You rented a horse

[@jirden]

Gotta reach Iraq by sundown!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Yep

[@Circuitssmith]

Nope.

[@onyx8231]

3:55 "Whoo! Weeoo! Look it that 💩 on the wall! With a 🙎‍♀️ like that, a man can 💩 on the wall." 👍🤣

[@tjw8t1]

"A regular CoC with all that CaC!"

[@th3garbageman]

No more beef flaps fer me!

[@NaviciaAbbot]

"No more? Right! Fuck you, Texas." - A relatable quote for today's situation.

[@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC]

1:12 This made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my chair. 🤣

[@aw55550]

"breath takin´ cunts" XD

[@gamefan6219]

*He-Man doing pelvic thrusts* "He-Man! Breathtaking C***."

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

3:54 was the funniest bit

[@Kannaz]

I love the sped up banjo when it zooms in on the map it’s such a small detail but made me laugh so hard😂

[@gregorybannish4469]

"The rulin' of this court is you're a furry"

[@Ilovewashers]

The way he said "testicular" sounded realistic, lol.

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

"Then there's the Mom Centre where motorists can stop living, in cool, south-western hospitals".

[@DreQueary]

I always have a big ass smile watching your videos. Funny as shit.

[@UlverEos]

that's the spot where the poop joins the suus

[@IanPatrick03]

"He built a special bridge" I've never laughed so hard

[@artoodiitoo]

We crossed the river without so much buttsex

[@notnullnotvoid]

Finally! A mom center for motorists like me who want to stop livin'

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah, can't agree more.

[@Circuitssmith]

Your Beans is smart to cater to the Gen Z customers.

[@djk1288]

In cool, southwestern hospitals.

[@zombieponcho]

Lol, The Jersey Furby, I love it.

[@McAllen07]

Oh my god. I've actually been to that museum in Langtree, about 10 years ago. Didn't look any different from how it did in the film used for this YTP, looking like it dates to about 1970.

[@SGNRyan]

Did you visit the MoM center

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@SGNRyan if he did, he decided to continue livin', though there was the opportunity to stop.

[@christianvelez5608]

You could tell me this was an incomplete episode of Gunsmoke and I would instantly believe you.

[@frosty345]

I have a court hearing in an hour. Been dreading it for the past week. This video was just the thing I need to cheer myself up. I just hope I don't start snickering during court thinking of *Toot*

[@noisepuppet]

Is it a...TORT May the court rule in your favor 🙏🏼

[@frosty345]

@@noisepuppet Hahaha. I rented a horse way back in *The Horrible 1800s.* But when I rented a horse, I rented a horse but *I forgot I rented a horse.* Every half hour! *Chuckles*

[@noisepuppet]

@@frosty345 but Your Honor, there was a fire, you see, and there was only one way to control it, and I looked over, and there was Mrs O'Leary...

[@frosty345]

@@noisepuppet Your Honor! I object! I could've been anywhere in the Bronx at the time of the incident. But why? The Bronx is a big ShIt StAiN on AmeRicAn HiStorY Magistrate: lol, k so

[@tango9601]

I'm fining you 1965 for disturbing the beers!

[@catwantsfishie]

A noisepuppet video and a furby, two of my favorite things? Yes, please

[@EFerrorfile]

That god damn 5:57 - 5:59 made me rewind for a while. Great work with the YTP, man!

[@BossDrSample]

You make me wanna get back into pooping

[@noisepuppet]

OfficerMarmalade pls yes

[@SalamanderStar]

Has your shit just been collecting in your intestines all this time?

[@Maldoror2112]

@@SalamanderStar That makes for a grotesque mental picture right there. He would have to spread his ass wide like Mrs. O'Leary to get it all out.

[@fossfeen]

indissouri to mexicitico

[@teknowil]

hauling chihuahuas, mad lad

[@Popebug]

This is easily among my top 10 YTPs of all time.

[@nicklespale22]

5:19 an uproar...yyyoour😂😂 this is so funny to me somehow made funnier by the fact that it's like the only standalone reversal in the entire video. it's random in how it's just drawn out after this sudden silence and I think it's the only thing he says that can't be considered a word

[@RatPfink66]

The Jersey Furby saloon was "preserved"...meaning repainted by the Texas Highway Department with new signs that all looked exactly alike, and fluorescent lighting and steel trash cans inside.

[@noisepuppet]

Also, Texas Highway Department officials lead regularly scheduled Roy Bean reenactment events out by the tracks

[@RatPfink66]

@@noisepuppet Texas is a shitshow. Damn good BBQ tho.

[@mochiboot6502]

whole video is SUPERB but i absolutely fuckin lost it at "he was hitchin horses and mules and chihuahas all on the same team! well, jackin off horses was a tough way to make a livin." one of THE BEST sentence mixing of all time

[@screweyouse7177]

Holy shit these ytps are so gopd. Thank you for your great work!

[@Oecobius33]

That's the best comeback I've ever heard to "You suck!" This was great and I especially liked the ending.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Oecobius33 “Yea, I’m working on it....” 😞

[@PalaceIV]

Just wanna say that I love your YTPs. My friend and I always watch them together and laugh our asses off. Thanks for doing what you do.

[@gamefan6219]

"HE-MAN!! Breathtaking C***!" 😂

[@hlaver]

YOU WOKE UP MY BEER BU- YOU WOKE UP MY BEARD BU- YOU WOKE UP MY SANDWICH

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

That toot joke is one of the best running gags ever in ytps.

[@TheVicious5150]

He-Man....breathtaking cunts

[@protectorofjam6188]

It's amazing how, despite the audio quality, I can understand all the mixing.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Remember boys and girls: Don't wake up the judge's sandwiches.

[@ChargeQM]

Never EVER disturb the beers.

[@Auride]

4:13 "Hey judge you suck!" "...I'm workin on it..."

[@HaroldDuggart]

"Hey judge, you suck." "I'm workin' on it."

[@matthewharness8446]

So glad your still making these.your one of the best KZbin poopers

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Your Beans ran his business with Iron Man. It was mighty illegal to set up illegal court at the illegal bar. Babar. On an illegal front porch in illegal weather."

[@wendigockel]

'Wangtree' sounds like a city Jimmy Broadbent would build.

[@ThePackerMan71]

2:48 Obligatory TooT.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

As a Native Texan , i can certify this is now part of our history 👍❤🤣

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“i’m fining you 19.64 for disturbing the beers!” god i love this ytp

[@gunsmithbasic]

5:19 epic fight commentary from the audience lol

[@duckfilms3662]

This fucking video kills me basically immediately with the distorted whistling.

[@WhatOnEarthIsThisThing]

noisepuppet you are honestly the God at this. Nobody's YTPs make me laugh like yours. Please come back!

[@jtmann]

5:29 Quicker than a duck after a f*ck?? LOL

[@bachaddict]

this was your newest work when I subscribed, still a classic

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks, it's my own testicular brand of YTP

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet more like a love affair with jacking off down by the tracks

[@noisepuppet]

@@bachaddict man I thought she was Clippy

[@experienceaeiou]

Noisepuppet is the definitive American historian

[@rapidcorrus205]

I will be sure to visit this place when I pass by the highway 90 on Texas wexas

[@tomahzo]

3:49 : "Some smart-ass finally figured out how to build a snake robot"? ;D ... I thought they'd just recently figured out how to build crawling drones. Man, these pioneers sure were ahead of their time ;D.

[@lukesylvester2022]

some smart ass finally figured out how to build a snake robot 😂

[@th3garbageman]

He-Man’s Gooch

[@heatthenovakid2824]

I do tend to put my own testicular brand a' law and order on things too.

[@FartOfAsspiration]

You mean YOU'RE the Nut Kicking Sheriff?!

[@Tor-Erik]

What does he says here at 0:38? I don't know why, it just cracks me up.

[@noisepuppet]

"He sukt a phat one" 🫣

[@Tor-Erik]

Ahah... Thank you.

[@SimonTonekham]

This is epically funny! I really wanted to support your patreon and also do special requests too!

[@fungusmcbungus7943]

Disturb the beers again and it'll be a jail cell for you, pardner

[@Simoneister]

I've always wanted to learn more about Testern Wexas

[@shawnfields2369]

Me too...