Wavy News 10/31/2019 (19-007)

Happy Halloween. Internet kills millions. Panera flattened.

[@rainman8534]

I’m loving this series.

[@mario0318]

I was among those killed in the Twitter fire caused by Mr. Dorsey's suicidal jump. Glad he survived.

[@raiverns9620]

this comment in and of itself is a ytp

[@MLB9000]

Are you still dead?

[@KingLich451]

RIP...PIP. RIR. RAAR. ROR

[@MustraOrdo]

"Each thursday, speaker Pelosi explodes"

[@subzerobadass]

It's a real blow to the House Pelosicans.

[@tennisballbird]

Sad because that means she is exploding bon Thanksgiving

[@Yosh4761]

I’m glad Tommy McNews came back for another wavy news

[@tennisballbird]

I want Tommy McMommy back.

[@Jojje94]

I'm partial to Burger McSaucey myself

[@raiverns9620]

@@tennisballbird So do i

[@matthewbowen5841]

You guys are forgetting Jackington. Best reporter ever.

[@YirbyBond00Y]

I'm loving the different variations of the Wavy News jingle

[@rareblues78daddy]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at "Tommy McNews..." but I did! This is great!

[@christianvelez5608]

Wavy News should be nationally syndicated on newsradio stations coast to coast.

[@OddworldFreak23]

Christian Velez I agree 😎👍😊

[@ancilodon]

Did anyone else look up what Richard Blumenthal looks like to see what he'd look like with flames billowing out of him?

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Gotta use a fair amount of imagination but it's not impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Blumenthal

[@DXSUCKIT1990]

So glad Panera Bread ended its life. Too expensive

[@DaMainman2]

The day of the Political Ad will live in infamy. It was as if dozens of brands cried out in a sarcastic and relatable way... and were suddenly silenced.

[@scares009]

I showed this to my friend. They said they liked it.

[@ecudude27858]

Thank God for Tommy McNews. In these troubled times he is a voice we can trust

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

I like how we went from no NoisePuppet in years to now having a daily Poop!

[@QuintusCunctator]

Tommy McNews mumbling at the end is a stroke of genius

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

My favorite subgenre of YTP to play over speakers.

[@TellEmB290]

I love how the specific theme for this episode is mass death and destruction every time something happens on Twitter lol

[@me000]

71 internet companies have been killed after a massive political ad caused by politics.

[@ConorDaRobin]

Flames roared through a series of 11 tweets as it approached users and political campaigns.

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

Broken Taints 2020.

[@jaredpeace1224]

Wavy News and noisepuppet are the best part of KZbin.

[@WonderBlubber]

I love that the intro fanfare is getting more and more fucked.

[@Circuitssmith]

“They’re now a sort of (gasp) broken tAINT”

[@sandysnatch9045]

it was pretty clear we're idiots

[@NegoDenha]

We kill

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Tommy McNews is a true voice.

[@thewhoppinator]

I was 100% expecting news....eeeyews at the end, your work has given me an earworm and I cannot be more thankful

[@liamconnolly8758]

Damn you're really churning these out, they're all so great!

[@caellach]

How does one jump off the internet through a window?

[@Joe.Horsenail]

I'm guessing you are using an apple product?

[@caellach]

@@Joe.Horsenail well yeah why

[@caellach]

Daffney Dalilah many thanks

[@kenetickups6146]

Duh you just open a window and jump out it

[@courtneymiddleton9663]

I'm Tommy Mc'news 😂

[@keyboard_toucher]

1:24 Ee. En a ne. En a meem a ne.

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Jack dorsi jumped out a windo

[@danford4275]

I should have known former US National Security Advisor John Bolton would land a cushy gig with the news media. Shame on you, WAVY News!

[@chada75]

Just like Rev. FernlandanlaLemur's posting PR Gnus on the hour of Slack. Thank you , good sir!

[@JontyMaster]

0:03 Sounds like carnival music. Quite fitting how there's a clown image.

[@Samueldonovan2007]

Panera bread will ABSOLUTELY be missed

[@13CaptainPrice]

“We’re idiots.”

[@erinbrown3744]

I take a lot of calls in my job and sometimes like to have music on as background noise. Maybe I should just listen to Wavy News instead.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

You'll be laughing your ass off lol

[@micarguy8239]

I’m Tommy McNews.

[@heroinmom153]

Do you have a Patreon, Noise? I would pay any monthly subscription fee for more Wavy News

[@noisepuppet]

I do have one but it's kinda inactive like me

[@vampylass3848]

RepublicKratz finally realize that Joj Bibin fell asleep on Kamala Barris’s broken taint. This is wavy news.

[@TheMagicPOPO]

Omg... Please more news ytp.

[@wilberforce95]

I always knew to stay away from Jack Dorsey

[@lolfunacount]

Now I will never see the word "Panera" in the same way...

[@ceruleanight]

nooo not panera bread. I just had that for lunch

[@Holysnowboard]

War on Panera

[@inolak93]

lmaooo i love this.... no one has YTP the Clapper commercials btw.... Clap on... Clap off lmao

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

DIUGH lmaoo CS188 kind of does in the golden Incredibly Uncomfortable Discomfort YTP

[@inolak93]

@@Gl1tch_Gremlin617 lmaooo the legend.. how can i forget???!

[@bensirach3586]

Where do you get these news bits from?

[@Joe.Horsenail]

Comments from a couple of days ago said this is VOA radio, I believe.

[@Abtastix]

what are the chances that you're a reporter with the last name Mcnews

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Hoopy Hollowoon. NooN. HoH.

[@RoundenBrown]

I'm a Pelosican.

[@GBart]

These are hilarious, but the stuff they're actually talking about is horrible and terrifying

[@SkylabBeats]

This is dark, but hilarious nonetheless. 🤣🤣

[@hamtaro126]

This is Tommy McNews!

[@jetfueljp4]

Lmfao! All I can do

[@bachaddict]

now this is entertainment. Taint.

[@noisepuppet]

I guess it makes sense to rob nuns for sport, because they don't carry much cash or jewelry, except for the ones who are dealing narcotics

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@noisepuppet the ones at the beach wearing the Victrolas should be pretty easy to rob. Those objects really cut down on their mobility, it's hard for them to get up and down and up and down, and up and up and up and down and down and down.

[@noisepuppet]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 and see and be seen and sea beans and BB's and dragging the cops bodies up and down

[@noisepuppet]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 this sequence frequently gets stuck in my head

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet that's understandable. It goes down to one end of my mind, then turns around and comes back down the other end, then turns around and comes back down the other end. Everybody did that!

[@thomaspassegger2768]

Tommy McNews

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Dat clown be getting bigger.

[@Jacksmusicshack]

444 likes and 4 dislikes.. my OCD is...confused

[@theinternetruinedeverything]

The transition sound effects kill me

[@RetroKingOG]

Ok then. 😁

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

I'm sick of these Pelosicrats.

[@thekiss2083]

Pelosicrats 🤣

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Broken taint

[@Letrnekissyou]

Where's daddy?

[@Oecobius33]

Where's his big one?

[@ladysnake8449]

One disliker is Donald Trump, because he has a broken taint.

[@thomaspassegger2768]

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