Wavy News 11/01/2019 (19-008)

All about yesterday's Halloween revelry, President Morrison, turkey-on-duck violence, etc.

[@me000]

"The Joker fired tear gas at Guy Fawkes to disperse halloween" crossover of the century

[@aMAXproduction]

The sequel: "Turkeys fired tear gas at ducks near the upmarket turkey club. Blub blub blub."

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

That's Roy

[@Tirgo69]

That's roight

[@caellach]

I’m beginning to wonder if Tommy McMommy is the protagonist in this series.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

I liked "Billillib[flapping sounds] "

[@MiXedPlague]

Yeah he’s definitely the good guy

[@thecianinator]

I wonder if he's going to have to fight Tommy McNews in the finale to determine who gets to be the true Tommy

[@caellach]

@@thecianinator only time will tell

[@TheLightningStalker]

Or is it Tommy McNews?

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

More news desks need a DJ. Scratchin' up what you need to know!

[@handsomebrick]

They're literally spinning the news.

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

@@handsomebrick Brings new meaning to the term 'correct the record'.

[@Wavemaninawe]

"More Halloween revelry from North Korea: North Korea fired Japan's prime minister, Shinzo Abe into the sea on Thursday." There is no Halloween party like a Pyongyang party. Clearly Japan should have chosen 'treat'.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Reuters, field her.

[@johnnyfakeassname7852]

The Ape McGapey lore increases with us learning his middle name, Sauce

[@thekiss2083]

0:17 did he just say Memewhile 🤣

[@jirden]

“The Joker fired tear gas at Guy Fawkes to disburse Halloween.” “That’s roight.”

[@wilberforce95]

I love this timeline where Jim Morrison is President and Putin and Erdogan smoke dank joints together.

[@ServingOthers99]

the hippie timeline

[@TellEmB290]

@@ServingOthers99 Hippy correspondent Jackie quits

[@FlameAdder]

Lost it at "fired Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe into the sea"

[@MustraOrdo]

This comment confirms that **this is wavy news**

[@EdsEnemy]

I'm really enjoying this sound-focused series, keep up the good work.

[@handsomebrick]

Greatest thing to happen to audio poops since WLDFLD.

[@me000]

0:17 very subtle meme-while

[@o.bechtel7474]

So glad to see Tommy McMommy make his return.

[@eddievg83]

Me too! 😊

[@richardlong773]

These are the most hilarious things I've heard in a while. I was just crying about something else, I see this and now I'm laughing. Thank you for posting daily wavy news updates

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

Very few things in the world can brighten up your day more than a NoisePuppet video.

[@RT-qd8yl]

Hope you're doing good man

[@antonsavosin75]

the intros are getting funkier

[@MiXedPlague]

Anton Savosin yes they are

[@MiXedPlague]

And I love it

[@moonboy2277]

Honestly this is Better than CNN

[@darksoles1305]

I was one of the Halloween revelers mingling with Kim Jeong Hoon on Capitol Hill. That was a fun night

[@peepeefart]

Tommy McMommy is back!

[@combatking0]

I can't live without my daily dose of Tommy McMommy.

[@GibusWearingMann]

Jim Morrison is president.

[@MiXedPlague]

thechucknorrisofNSMB BREAK ON THROUGH

[@thecianinator]

In a world full of internet disinformation I'm glad we can rely on credible reporters like Tommy McMommy and Tommy McNews.

[@bruxinth4660]

Wow, I got as much accuracy from this as I do regular news.

[@NevvySyndrome]

Dammit, now I wanna see the Joker firing tear gas at Guy Fawkes to disperse Halloween

[@v2robosapien]

the turkeys arent so polite anymore :(

[@JontyMaster]

LOL the way that gnome-ish dwarf just started shaking at the end XD

[@whiteymcwhiterson5341]

Finally, a news source I can trust

[@jakesteven1980]

I love the news theme song. Refreshing!

[@mastercabbage]

RIP Shinzo Abe.

[@saxongreen78]

The Upmarket Turkey Club has dank sandwijizz.

[@Phoeeebs]

Wavy News confirmed 👍

[@EricAdamsYT]

I am enjoying these to what I assume is an unhealthy degree. Definitely one of the highlights of my day. Thanks noisepuppet!

[@shipped_my_pants_3000]

Is Tommy McNews also Tommy McMommy? Or is McMommy his middle name?

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

trkoby Top 10 Questions Science Still Can’t Answer

[@kingofthemoon3063]

There are many theories but no clear answers. All we can say for certain is that this is wavy news.

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

Possible secret identity? He masquerades as a newsreader to disguise his nature as... a different newsreader.

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@9thDallasMowerExpo They are both cover aliases for Tommy McSober: the test driver with a 30% blood content in his alcohol.

[@singleproppilot]

Finally, talk radio that I can stand to listen to.

[@solidifiedvomit5532]

I’m glad Putin rolled his first joint

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

That crazy jiggle of the guy at the end after so much zooming in...nice touch. 😆

[@ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1]

Tommy McMommy for the win! Everyone confirms that this is Wavy News!

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

noisepuppet's talent is pure sentence mixing brilliance, so Wavy News is like his crystal( pepsi)lized essence. So good to see him doing stuff again.

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

I love all these wavy news song variations! One of these days, you should make it break out into another song like some people do in YTP like they’ll take the sample and play the beginning of the Mario theme song with it xD

[@Mattteus]

Why do I want to do The Hustle right now?

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

I used to lobby against the Halloween Revellers. Ever since President Kim Jung Trump joined, I became an avid supporter.

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

I now demand to see art of President Kim Jong Trump.

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

Thanks for the updates Tommy

[@eddievg83]

Awesome music intro!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Man, someone get an especially dank joint over to Putin right now. He needs to chill.

[@VATS93]

Best wavy news yet! Top notch reports

[@jirden]

Glad to see they’re still reporting daily even though they’re in hell

[@danford4275]

Okay, we have enough confirmation, let's just accept already that this is Wavy News.

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

Nobody: Wavy News: President Kim Jong Trump

[@immaheadout]

Oooh: record scratches.

[@tomahzo]

1:15 : In all seriousness, wouldn't the world be much better if the world's leaders would just unwind a bit... just sit down and roll a joint together? :D ... You know... smoke the peace pipe so to speak.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Which pipe? The one filled with weed or the one filled with seed?

[@tomahzo]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Hey, I don't want to discriminate. There's room for everyone and their respective pipes :)

[@TheMagicPOPO]

Holy shit, do you have a way for us to donate? These poops are golden!

[@milkmansteve1]

sAy what ya will , Putin rolls a damn fine square.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

A Red Square, you might say.

[@13CaptainPrice]

Turkey Club

[@Mr.Classic91]

Dj Scratchitory

[@DatFMEntertainment]

Hm... McNews could become a legit term. 🤔

[@TipsGalore]

What's the source material? From what world news station?

[@UnrelatedArchives]

Voice of America radio newscasts.

[@TrentonMatthews]

Eh! I didn’t know that @NoisePuppet could pump up those ‘turn tables...” I say! Talk about ‘dance” YTFs guys... neato!

[@blahl9436]

Stay informed. Mormed. Every morm-ning with Wavy News, on Noisepuppet TV. *distorted jingle*

[@RetroKingOG]

How many of these you doing lol

[@rndm69766]

yeap sounds legit...

[@nameymcnameface1834]

But what about Prime Minister Boring Johnson? He's ironically compelling, I must know more!

[@TellEmB290]

Presumably with a name like that, he has a boring johnson

[@micarguy8239]

That’s roight.

[@kristentortellini9137]

Jim Morrison 2020 Love you, noisepuppet 🧡

[@victorgoizueta2993]

And then erdogan and Putin began to watch dank memes

[@victorgoizueta2993]

1:16

[@beerhoven]

He Larry Us.

[@TellEmB290]

"The house voted to go ahead with mass anti-government protests" Seems legit

[@raiverns9620]

HE'S BACK

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

These are great, but I still prefer your poops of late 20th-century sources

[@MrJimbojamez]

Poo-ten

[@madamantium5547]

memewhile...

[@chefmarv6499]

President Kim Un Trump

[@tonychristineandvinny786]

Pootin

[@WonderBlubber]

Jim Morrison is president.