Wavy News 11/28/2019 (19-015)

[@nitroedits2834]

THIS IS WAVY NEWS, JESUS I'M IMPORTANT

[@ImpendingRiot83]

_Why?_ *Seoul.*

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

I misheard it as "Jesus aren't important". I was gonna make a comment saying "My life in a nutshell, haha". well, now i look foolish.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Yes.

[@Galethvia]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Yes

[@Branogenus]

I'll be damned if they try to dismantle noisepuppet.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

nooOoOOISEpuppet.

[@avalonjustin]

Send the militant turkeys after those jerks.

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

NoICePumpet

[@everysinglenothing7319]

I have never seen a series that has such a consistent, insanely high level of quality on all of KZbin. No joke. This is fantastic.

[@magnified111]

HEY NOISEPUPPET, RIGHT HERE, MAN!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT!!!!

[@FooPanda]

@@magnified111 This is news.

[@DudeWithThePoop]

RIP to all those lost in every year's Macy's parade. Literally every year, the earthquakes & hemorrhoids are always to blame.

[@ancilodon]

If it makes you feel better you can give aid to the millions left homeless by the shopping frenzy.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Big balloon dangerous

[@EvanMe]

Noisepuppet, I am eternally thankful that President Dump has made no progress disassembling you.

[@dc619]

Thank you for the weather Forecast, Weather Lizard.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

At this part, I just nodded and simply accepted that the weather lizard does that. When I heard the word "blizzard", something in my brain clicked and I started laughing out loud. In light of international news, lizards providing weather forecast are just a mild oddity.

[@ImpendingRiot83]

King Blizzard and the Weather Lizard Wizard

[@jackofallspades98]

So glad they added both a Poopy the Ass Sponge and a Green Eggs and Pants balloon this year. I remember loving both of those when I was a kid

[@sleepyburr]

Don't forget Spoogebob!

[@madamantium5547]

Nice to finally see iconic characters like Poopy the Ass Sponge, Spoogebob, and Green Eggs and Pants represented at the Macy's parade.

[@krampuskardashian5890]

I think the Weather Lizard is the key to all of this.

[@Joe.Horsenail]

The Weather Lizard 🦎 is an invasive species that can come legally or not at all. The Weather Frog 🐸 is a native amphibious forecaster that must be protected from job stealing foreign reptiles!

[@magnified111]

Since we’re pandering with a special Thanksgiving episode, you really missed this opportunity to call this “Gravy News”.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I appreciate your greatness. I laughed out quietly.

[@avalonjustin]

Yeah but we're lucky he makes these great videos at all.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@avalonjustin Nobody said anything about that. Stay on point, Kevin.

[@Auride]

I can't believe it's been 2 years since the last wavy news. I loved all of these. Stay well noisepuppet.

[@wilberforce95]

the two little breaths at 0:22 had me dyin

[@nicklespale22]

"I'm sorry we don't have chill at the moment." I've gotta start using that

[@MrUnidyne]

Listening to these news mashups is the only way I can cope with today's headlines.

[@UnrelatedArchives]

Noisepuppet going up against a newspuppet? Astonishing!

[@Quants0]

I miss Wavy News.

[@MrJimbojamez]

Wavy News needs weed for more chill

[@KappaCrona]

"The problem is destructive wind. The problem is earthquakes. The problem is the small death toll. The problem is morons. The problem is haemorrhoids. The problem is Macy's. The problem is Thanksgiving. The problem is Wavy News."

[@UniverseIndistries]

I love how I can start this off and have people believe it’s real news and then after about 7 seconds shit goes ballistic and off the wall. Yes, I did play this at my family get together and they were wondering all day who put it on the chrome cast.

[@noisepuppet]

That is awesome

[@UniverseIndistries]

noisepuppet Thanks. My sister and I are still laughing at it.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

otto ot to to to T O O T toot

[@Honarius1]

I'm glad there has been an increase in wavy news.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"This is Wavy News. Jesus, I'm important. Why? Seoul."

[@tncorgi92]

All hail the Weather Lizard.

[@tgordon681]

BIG BALLOONS DANGEROUS

[@rorypenstock1763]

i think "past parades have blown" is the funniest line in this poop. it's just very incongruous to hear that sense of "blow" in that tense. Although "Poopy the ass-sponge" is a close second.

[@tannafgto]

The weather lizard 🤣

[@VectraQS]

You're absolutely spoiling us.

[@thecianinator]

How could you have a wavy news Thanksgiving special without a report on the militant turkeys' activity?

[@noisepuppet]

For some reason it almost seemed like the turkeys were lying low that day.

[@DrRobby1985]

I can always rely on Wavy News for a healthy dose of President Dump, SuS and TOOT!

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Bilbo? I was watching a LOTR stream just now......

[@boopsnoot3142]

Bilbo is always giving it to us straight about Dump

[@JontyMaster]

The problem is the problem...problemception... *_BWOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG_*

[@tango9601]

I'm sorry, we don't have chill at the moment.

[@JontyMaster]

Ah yes, one of my favorite companies: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBC

[@richardgadberry8398]

For the love of God President Dump, don't dismantle Noisepuppet! He has nothing to do with North Korea's shorts!

[@sliceofbread2611]

this is so great

[@Circuitssmith]

I’m glad damocrats, repubricans, repubricrats, dampubricans, and repubricramicans were able to unite in the spirit of bipartisanship.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I'm impressed at the quinpartisanship.

[@TellEmB290]

And that consensus is: HoNgK hOnGk

[@DaMainman2]

*BIg bALloOnS, DAnGerOUs*

[@dwarfchicken]

Wavy correspondent, Bilbo

[@RobTFirefly]

Happy holilolidays, noisepuppet! Thanks for brightening stuff with your things.

[@Mr.SpaceBurger]

Please bring this back!! Lol

[@FooPanda]

Got a bank ad on this, lol.

[@noisepuppet]

It's weird that anyone even copyright claimed this to stick ads on it, because VOA news is produced by the US government, and so I thought it was public domain. But lol at bank ad 😂

[@FooPanda]

@@noisepuppet Right? Must be part of those ads they just throw on cause KZbin can.

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Ease up on the ass gas, President.

[@NunoSilva94]

Well, President Dump is back. Guess I'll re-listen to Wavy News to cope

[@noisepuppet]

Time to launch our shorts out of the washing machine 💙

[@najilorde758]

Oh no not the toot bill

[@SECONDATTACK]

Is sending you sources possible? I found some stuff on VHS that I could send to you.

[@bentstrider]

The current news going on today sounds too close to a poop as it is.

[@tncorgi92]

Ain't that the truth.

[@FusionArmorX]

I want a weather lizard, where can I get one for home?

[@Wavemaninawe]

The only reliable source of weather lizards seems to be North Korea.

[@mrwillard95]

"tootville" 😂

[@Honarius1]

Support for Big Honkin' Titties.

[@FooPanda]

Big Balloons Dangeroussss

[@TheRealWHITExMAN]

Poopy The Ass Sponge LMFAO 🤣

[@SamSquids]

A toot MoM

[@bachaddict]

that's a lot of noisepuppets

[@ghostburgers4284]

These videos are a lot of fun.

[@handsomebrick]

newspuppet

[@stirlock]

What's the actual source on these?

[@riceymartin2203]

I noticed you have a new pfp.

[@Loogaroo1]

I'm going to add WavyNews... and WavyNews.fapfapfap to my favorites right now.

[@psylantwolf]

Very PR Gnus

[@hamtaro126]

Big balloons dangerous.

[@deathmorphosis]

Support for the republicrats in Hongk Hongk.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I hate when North Korea walks out of the US.

[@avalonjustin]

SnanS.

[@MrJimbojamez]

Hongk Kongk

[@slipangle3027]

Are you still looking for voice actors for newspuppets?

[@noisepuppet]

Yes, write me at noisepuppet at the common domain gee mail dot kom, but spell it right. Hoping this is a bot proof way to post it. I'll send you an idea of what we're looking for. Thanks!

[@noisepuppet]

Scratch that, somehow a personal inbox was opened at that address which does not belong to me even though I've owned this account for over a decade. If you or anyone else has written to it and received a reply please let me know. Meanwhile I'll be setting up another inbox. Thanks for your patience.

[@nomikosthegreat]

Dank

[@1marcelfilms]

spoogebob

[@KingLich451]

TooT

[@BarnacleButtock]

Always trust the Weather Lizard.

[@avalonjustin]

That guy is cold-blooded.

[@timmy841212]

😂😂😂

[@Aman-cb1pt]

Source?

[@noisepuppet]

VOA radio newscasts. The date in the title is always the date of the broadcast. They are archived at the internet Archive. Usually I use one from that morning. The current ones are at VOA radio's website.

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Holy shit fucking best yet!

[@deathmorphosis]

*Nåijspüppëtt*

[@audio_boys]

I miss Wavy News