We Made Beer Pong Even Worse...

[@coldones]

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[@herpesperpes768]

DAMN Chad you looking good😍

[@doobyscoo6599]

​@@herpesperpes768thanks

[@ZackyBonk]

guys dont blow

[@fluffy6161]

Leather belt

[@christianpeterson8167]

Chad breaking the big king Bach spoon is the greatest loss cold ones has ever had.

[@MrKob20]

I'm devastated

[@hoihallo151]

They have to get a new one

[@JoshMutia]

only a spoonful... no more...

[@lea-ct4uo]

the look on his face was one of sheer heartbreak

[@derekw9724]

my jaw literally dropped

[@furfoxsake1175]

I genuinely gasped when Chad broke the massive spoon. That was a sacred relic.

[@kdragon-_-698]

😢

[@aaronnekrin5150]

kinda mad at him...

[@skrumpo]

no more spoonfuls….

[@Ave_Satana666]

Is it me or did this episode feel kind mid

[@IDontFeelLikeItOk]

​@@Ave_Satana666 please unsubscribe

[@Kvltjuna]

Darcy has a coherent way of explaining the games and yet max and chad still question what he means lol. God bless cold ones lol

[@aBlackMage]

That's just because of the severe brain damage they've suffered from their binge drinking

[@Scroolewse]

He specifically tries to be as coherent as possible because he knows how they'll respond but it never works lol

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Darcy is slowly turning Cold Ones into the KZbin version of "I have no mouth and I must scream" where he's the mastermind super computer

[@NoRoomForErrorAgain]

I have no mouth and I must drink

[@Chunkyjalapeno]

Ave.. True to Caesar.

[@nathanolney8292]

Yeah max is Ted and Chad is Benny.

[@foob2066]

@@NoRoomForErrorAgain amen to that brother

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Perhaps the best observation of this channel and its internal dynamics

[@Riteliso]

Everyone agreeing that there's no blowing in beer pong and then the first shot chad blows and tries to argue it really sets the tone

[@NoNo-kf2ys]

Rest in peace, giant novelty spoon... Cold Ones will never be the same without you.

[@lukelewis9804]

It's okay man, it was only a spoonful

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

They still have Giant Novelty Fork, but Fork won’t be the same after her spouse was decapitated.

[@DrNotnert]

I love Cold Ones specifically because they literally put their health and sanity on the line to bring us the haha funny content, just like they did in the old days

[@painovoimaton]

wait aren't you that fullsauce commenter

[@DrNotnert]

​​@@painovoimaton I am he, the Vinesauce shitposter

[@snailsaredumb9412]

Does that make them old ones...

[@painovoimaton]

@@DrNotnert this is so epic

[@SlyXSkillet]

Love and appreciate the editing

[@matthewbest7709]

I'm Aussie and have been away from home for over a year now, and nothing makes me miss it more than watching you two. Best channel on KZbin

[@robertkeller1253]

im American and watching them makes me wish I was Australian.

[@MishaMykha]

@@yasminecoad4799 somewhere outside of Australia

[@Mattormus]

​@@robertkeller1253trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near that totalitarian state

[@beric0bartman]

@@Mattormus LMAO

[@oli5933]

same bro moved to uk little over a year ago

[@Stevenasty]

16:04 The dynamic between Max Chad and the egg fella perfectly depicted

[@RaynRaps]

Darcy helping mediate things fully makes this epic- he's come a long way and you guys have found something awesome here. Been a fan for years now and seeing this evolve into this is incredible. I would love to see a revenge special though where darcy is in the activities with max and chad for an episode and they choose what he has to do. That shit would be absolutely hilarious- maybe we even get see his balls on the patreon. Cheers lads.

[@diskeyes]

Darcy and Scott do the challenges

[@moonchirp]

The editing on this one was absolutely amazing, RIP to the comically large spoon

[@abluefishh8402]

The editing was good except for the audio balancing on the whistle my god it was loud

[@ronaldg.4371]

For a second there Chad looked remorseful for murdering the spoon, years of laughs and happy memories flashing through his mind

[@mattkidroske]

Darcy has been a great addition to this channel. Didn't know how long he'd stick around, glad he seems to be here for good.

[@Ja-fh8io]

Scott's the goat

[@NowBearInMind]

Let him cook

[@christopherhoenig5155]

He better be!

[@himotoorugami6533]

​@@NowBearInMind He's a great chef

[@ocpsyconautv2958]

Scott was better

[@JaxontheOkay]

what i love about the editing of these videos is that even if i'm not intoxicated it makes me feel like i am. really immersive experience

[@ArthurMiik]

The pure terror generated by Darcy at 9:03 gives me life

[@TheGarrett9687]

Love when Darcy gets some good screen time. He definitely adds to the humor quiet well.

[@floor.mp3]

dude fkn love darcy on these videos

[@JoshMutia]

his scream when chad almost pointed the dart gun was so good

[@LobovDaGOAT]

Scott is better

[@magnusr.poulsen2437]

I Think Scott recognize Darcy’s talent for being on. His is the good guy bloke you wanna a pint with anytime!

[@floor.mp3]

@@magnusr.poulsen2437 right? he just gives off that happy energy

[@KennyE21]

This was some of the funniest shit i've seen you guys do. You should make this an annual/reoccuring thing

[@walterhartwellwhite7924]

The alcoholic Olympics

[@datguynooneknowsbutthenatw6228]

Alcolympics

[@Verosegaming]

The grand slam haha

[@odtheghost5874]

@@walterhartwellwhite7924 honestly, i'd bet money on a alcolympics

[@squish._.]

i agree!!! vv funny:D

[@giovannicarloni17]

The editing on this one was a masterpiece

[@abluefishh8402]

Except when they didn't lower the volume on the whistle that was so loud

[@UAKClef]

@doplextv did it

[@charlieforte]

Ong the editing is always on point

[@dankcuck5984]

When max jumped up into the ceiling screaming „YES“ it killed me 💀

[@ummwhodidnt]

LET CHAD COOK‼️‼️😤😤

[@cjimmortalify]

I've never seen someone be so unsuccessful at rock, paper, scissors as Chad.

[@eloise2686]

thank you to whoever edited the spew, seeing someone yack always makes me yack and this covered it in a way that made me laugh :) very slay

[@luiscova9007]

RIP big spoon, truly one of the best characters in the channel 2019 - 2023

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

omg he would've been old enough to start school :( such a life ahead, cut short so cruelly

[@fgedafgfdffsg5682]

This feels like a new classic cold ones ep

[@tuckerkovalchek4092]

Best edited one in a while. Rest In Peace to the giant spoon, a real Cold Ones Legend.

[@claudiaperez6526]

This was one of the funniest episodes yet! My face hurts from laughing. Great job to Darcy for making it so fun and Max and Chad for being themselves. Hilarious boys! (And the editing and filming, so good)

[@LMurphyMusic]

The editing recently has been top tier. Seriously the best on the platform

[@googoogaga7986]

Y’all should do another delivery food while drunk ordering episode thingy, but with a very specific food each time, your team picks it and you’re blindfolded and grogged and have to guess the type of food they fed you and whoever wins gets a point and at the end the winner gets a nice dessert and the other gets something gross

[@afroman849]

rhett and link type shit

[@adroit57]

nah just bring back rebibshki

[@DEMiURGE455]

At first I thought you said they should deliver food while drunk 😂

[@MicaelHD]

The winner gets a dessert The loser goes to the desert

[@DEMiURGE455]

@@MicaelHD They get a free trip to Iraq

[@cuanmcgovern-bray7497]

watching 22:35 in 0.25 speed feels like a dramatic art piece, the pure devastation on his face as the spoon breaks is immense

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

and i take it that was Scott yelling in anguish in the background

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

The 0.25 version of the background music goes haaaaaaaard. Lmfao.

[@nelpolian3863]

This editor needs a raise - last few vids have been even better than usual which I didn't think was possible

[@UAKClef]

It was a different, new editor this time. @doplextv although yes, he deserves a raise.

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

yeah, that editing was noticeably more quick and colourful then some of their other ones, I love it!

[@UAKClef]

@@thisbubblygoodness7611 if you like that style you should check out Doplex's channel. He's the one who edited this.

[@griddlethekids]

Bring twomad editing back

[@oracle222]

I like his choice of music, Pokemon, Marvel vs Capcom 2, etc

[@zachk.530]

I just want you to know that every time you guys use some random menu sound effect from the Wii, I appreciate it, because I grew up playing it and it makes me feel like a cool kid when I recognize it

[@TheXeno05]

Max's face turning into the old lady had no business making me laugh as much as it did. So hilarious. You guys are great.

[@justafellowgamer7664]

I get excited every time y’all post, just wanted to let you know that you’ve helped me through a lot of hard times and ill never stop watching y’all :]

[@IamZackOsaur]

They got me through the entirety of 2020 lockdown

[@mrlovehat1836]

I particularly enjoyed Max using his large feet to jump through the ceiling also I have no idea why I love that overhead camera so much.

[@padthai754]

The nonchalant destruction of the spoon represents the death of the spoonful meme

[@connorswagler3758]

5:32 I bet they were drinking there new grog drink.

[@mime_exe]

Darcy dying from laughter in the background is the most relatable thing I have ever seen on this show

[@mynameisnotchef7310]

Darcy's acting as the giant spoon was impeccable

[@shyloscharn]

Think that was scott

[@Frankenstein-uj3wd]

Let him cook

[@soupervisor]

Seeing Darcy is always such a delight

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

Not as good as George or Ian.

[@soupervisor]

@@TheSearchForTruth88 one day, mate, one day ...

[@fnutek3720]

​@@TheSearchForTruth88 idk darcy on top rn

[@geoterra9478]

@@TheSearchForTruth88 lol you're living in the pastttt there's a one in a million chance that'll EVER happen

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

@@geoterra9478 Then the content will always be sub par from what it used to be.

[@yunghab4571]

Another consistent upload and great vid. Cold ones really giving kinda nostalgic old good original content it’s amazing.

[@tamikillion3351]

What I learnt from this video is that max would be a fantastic beer pong partner

[@RMSYTV]

man i wish i had two competent people doing all the important things while i get drunk and chaotic on camera and then get money for it these two have got the formula to life down

[@sarge_fps]

I geniunely did not want this video to end, i laughed alot all by myself. Fucking banger video please make more just like this

[@aussiereacts2955]

Do you normally only laugh with others? 🤣

[@sarge_fps]

@@aussiereacts2955 i usually just blow air out of my nose and make a little heh sound alone, but with friends i burst into laughter.

[@clydefr0g]

Max & Chad always seem to upload when I’m most depressed lol cheers for cheering me up

[@kimorayn1733]

Cheers, Lass!

[@Joethefoe224]

love when Darcy is involved

[@kd5751]

I want a full “talk show” episode with just Chad, Max, Scott and Darcy

[@lularockthenation6818]

Finally king bach’s trapped soul was released with the breaking of the spoon

[@53shelby]

The biggest laugh I got was the editing when Max The asked away at 2x speed with cartoon noises once Chad had the dart gun. I can’t explain why.

[@ChokyoDK]

This is by far one of the better videos you've done. Love the dart game.

[@HomieGCammyB]

Wait, was the secret grog their actual Grog?

[@taintedcain1115]

Probably just some illegal alcohol, they have plenty of that on Cold Ones

[@funmanz1]

You can tell which one of them went to collage. No, not because of Chads test results but because of Max's massive game in Beer Pong.

[@Milkmayn]

In my 400 years of beer pong experiences I’ve never seen someone throw a ball underarm like max 😂😂 it’s beautiful

[@itztoxicsaucy4149]

It’s going to be a good day when cold ones uploads ❤️

[@Causticfeline]

RIP BigSpoon, you shall be missed.

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

At least we still have BigFork

[@censr]

the big spoon is having only a spoonful in heaven now rip 🙏

[@arekkasu1432]

"Paper, Scissors, Rock" in that sequence sounds off if it’s just them but I think it’s a region thing, I’m not sure if it’s just me but It usually goes "Rock, Paper, Scissors" in the USA. Extraordinary

[@varicosevaynes]

I’m fighting mononucleosis currently and they said I can’t drink for 6 months or else my liver will explode from within me so as an alcoholic this is literal hell but it’s at least semi tolerable watching you guys wreck yourselves for our entertainment so cheers mates 🍻

[@marcandry8152]

Darcy’s acting in this was impeccable

[@ijustwantpizzaman]

The amount of CHAOS you guys go through to bring the funny to us is insane, much love guys, thanks for making me genuinely cry laughing LOL

[@LethalPigeon7]

So I'm back after ages Darcy being here is SO fucking good Editting adds so much too

[@Pinkink116]

OHHHHH YEEEEEAH MR KRABZZZZZ LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Its always nice to see some god damn krabs hanging around This was a good video.

[@DavidSjodinisbest]

I live in a small and really poor town in liberia with tons of violence, both my parents have died from rebels and my brother died not long ago aswell beacuse they wanted his bike. I havent been the same since my brother died and ive been depressed for weeks and not been able to do anything but after watching this video i was filled with energy and i finally started to feel normal again! I think i will go out and try to get my life back even though you cant get very far here in liberia beacuse there isnt anything here but this video inspired me to go out and do my best and that things arent so bad afterall! Thank you max and chad!

[@MarshieMarsya]

oh gosh this is hard to read, I'm so happy these guys are making your day better! I pray that your situation will be better 💕 don't give up!

[@Nick-yx1kw]

This is by far one of the best put together and favorite episodes I’ve seen from them. Darcy and the rest of the team must of put a lot of work in making these funny drinking games.

[@TheFishRizzler]

who kept editing max as a grandma smiling?!?! LM AOO

[@scootdingerman60]

I feel like chad gonna accidentally make mustard gas one of these days

[@honeybadger5035]

The foosball segment was the best. Reminded me of when my friends and I would knock the wind out of each other with our poles to get an advantage

[@chivethelizard]

I fucking love these guys. I hope this channel never dies

[@ElManuelC]

that darcy ref bit was so funny, he should talk more and appear more on the videos

[@lagazotheque]

I bet Max had some flashbacks of old challenges in this one

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

I think you’d like their old KZbin challenge gauntlet video then!

[@mollylovegrove3221]

I love when they upload regularly, cold ones is my therapy

[@Mystery_Meat]

RIP the spoon. Darcy is a legend! Great video as always.

[@aftertone8339]

Chad: "It's not too bad" Takes a sip again vomits immediately

[@BudBuddies420]

i dont think ive seen chad throw up that quick in a cold ones video good shit

[@JasperRebornCDJM]

This video made me laugh so hard, I literally had my gag reflex go off, truly one of the videos of all time. I also love that Chad is wearing a Manchester United jersey and Max is wearing a Melbourne City jersey, which Melbourne City is under the Eithad ownership, meaning this is basically the Manchester derby.

[@e.j.5053]

😳

[@GoyardGoth]

Max’s elbows were over the table the whole game lol

[@ethandusseault6279]

“This is Watch Mojo and today we’re listing the top 10 meme tragedies of all time….. discovering the “greatest freak out ever” videos were staged may wreck your childhood, which is why it holds the 2 spot, but our number one will SHOCK you!” (this is in relation to the comically large King Bach spoon tragedy of 2023)

[@ethandusseault6279]

I’m a tad bit under the influence while I’m writing this but I’m 100% SURE I’ll tell you the same thing sober, I’ve talked about it before, ask anyone… I would LOVE to voiceover an ask mojo video and I would SLAUGHTER a “top meme tragedy” video if they ever decided to make one. If you see this let ask mojo know I’m ready to party whenever they’d have me, my KZbin DMs are wide open. I’ll do it completely for free and without credit; just so I can pull it up at the afters of some random house party and possibly impress the possibly cute girls that are possibly attending said house party. Also it would flat out be cool as hel for my own self to narrate a watch mojo video, and I could OBLITERATE said topic. I’ll be expecting a message, Mr (or Ms or Mrs or Dr or MD) Mojo. The people are waiting….

[@ethandusseault6279]

@WatchMojo ball’s in your court now…. IT’S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT ( I’ve got a top 20 list on this topic that could easily be turned into a HEATER of a top 10.)

[@merlinmelon]

I love Max's attempt to put his glasses back on at 15:12

[@a_w_em3006]

Darcys acting as Chad is truly phenomenal.

[@peterteatree]

This is the maxmoefoepokemon energy I’m here for

[@kiarasimone123]

The range of things they just happen to have in the studio is insane. First toothpaste and now a bible 😂

[@luxintelligentia4632]

5:48 when you drink milk and suddenly there is a blob of something in there and it touches your mouth

[@bigiman6241]

15:39 goofy ahh laugh🤓🤓😭

[@davidoberle9023]

Great example of a Classic Colds One video.

[@ArtyMars]

Darcy looking real cute in the referee fit hahahha

[@Cat-tg8nk]

fr does he have agf

[@soundlesspeal]

you gous should play twister but with weird and funny punishments

[@chambrine]

can we take a second to appreciate Darceys commitment to the show?

[@Hydro-od2rt]

They should do this once a year and make it like an Olympic sport

[@CYGNIUS]

*It's like a R-rated 10 Minute Power Hour.*

[@christopherhoenig5155]

Chad stabbing max with the darts got me DEADD😂😂😂😂😂

[@samrockw2256]

GOATED editing from doplex

[@Wolfstar26]

6:47 the editor autotuning max is so funny

[@KhayX__X]

Bro the recent editing for these videos are str8 🔥🔥🔥

[@grumpy_gillz]

I struggled to watch this video. But still watched it.

[@lucasplays2817]

I find it funny that Max says that he doesn’t like to drink beer and some vodka, but he is very good at a drinking game

[@TotallyTublier]

4:34 wtf lmao that genuinely freaked me out

[@jamessambrook5718]

Anyone come back and realise the ‘secret beverage’ was Grog, they hadn’t announced it at the time hence Chad saying ‘you can’t get that on the market’

[@Synthescissor]

This’ll probably get buried but that’s my Launch Octopus cover at 8:06. Woulda been nice if I got credited…

[@paularamos15]

LOL this episode was so much fun! The best! pls keep making more competitions like these, love you guys!

[@Wolfstar26]

my favourite edits in this video: 6:47 max is autotuned 7:50 max cheers and leaps through the ceiling with giant feet 10:48 max warps and then turns into a baby 20:55 max is sad and then very happy

[@Kota_wa]

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!!! 22:42

[@kingjulian9667]

Chad: "wait, you're not gonna break my spine are you?" Darcy: " not yet"