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[@coldones]

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[@wazz_up124]

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[@herpesperpes768]

DAMN Chad you looking good😍

[@doobyscoo6599]

​@@herpesperpes768thanks

[@ZackyBonk1023]

guys dont blow

[@fluffy6161]

Leather belt

[@christianpeterson8167]

Chad breaking the big king Bach spoon is the greatest loss cold ones has ever had.

[@MrKob20]

I'm devastated

[@hoihallo151]

They have to get a new one

[@JoshMutia]

only a spoonful... no more...

[@lea-ct4uo]

the look on his face was one of sheer heartbreak

[@derekw9724]

my jaw literally dropped

[@5ex.]

I always assumed Chad smelt like piss, I sat near him on the train recently and he actually smelt good. So did his seat.

[@matteuzs]

did it taste good?

[@n1k0659]

Ur username describes ur comment

[@kimorayn1733]

Username checks out.

[@DEMiURGE455]

🤨

[@Jetgrego]

his seat?

[@furfoxsake1175]

I genuinely gasped when Chad broke the massive spoon. That was a sacred relic.

[@kdragon-_-698]

😢

[@aaronnekrin5150]

kinda mad at him...

[@skrumpo]

no more spoonfuls….

[@Ave_Satana666]

Is it me or did this episode feel kind mid

[@Tweper]

​@@Ave_Satana666 please unsubscribe

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

Yet another episode of finding out what Max is randomly good at

[@DrNotnert]

I love Cold Ones specifically because they literally put their health and sanity on the line to bring us the haha funny content, just like they did in the old days

[@painovoimaton]

wait aren't you that fullsauce commenter

[@DrNotnert]

​​@@painovoimaton I am he, the Vinesauce shitposter

[@snailsaredumb9412]

Does that make them old ones...

[@painovoimaton]

@@DrNotnert this is so epic

[@SlyXSkillet]

Love and appreciate the editing

[@mattkidroske]

Darcy has been a great addition to this channel. Didn't know how long he'd stick around, glad he seems to be here for good.

[@Ja-fh8io]

Scott's the goat

[@NowBearInMind]

Let him cook

[@christopherhoenig5155]

He better be!

[@himotoorugami6533]

​@@NowBearInMind He's a great chef

[@ocpsyconautv2958]

Scott was better

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Darcy is slowly turning Cold Ones into the KZbin version of "I have no mouth and I must scream" where he's the mastermind super computer

[@NoRoomForErrorAgain]

I have no mouth and I must drink

[@Chunkyjalapeno]

Ave.. True to Caesar.

[@nathanolney8292]

Yeah max is Ted and Chad is Benny.

[@foob2066]

@@NoRoomForErrorAgain amen to that brother

[@NoNo-kf2ys]

Rest in peace, giant novelty spoon... Cold Ones will never be the same without you.

[@lukelewis9804]

It's okay man, it was only a spoonful

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

They still have Giant Novelty Fork, but Fork won’t be the same after her spouse was decapitated.

[@JuanRamirez-qh4zs]

Darcy has a coherent way of explaining the games and yet max and chad still question what he means lol. God bless cold ones lol

[@aBlackMage]

That's just because of the severe brain damage they've suffered from their binge drinking

[@Scroolewse]

He specifically tries to be as coherent as possible because he knows how they'll respond but it never works lol

[@mynameisnotchef7310]

Darcy's acting as the giant spoon was impeccable

[@shyloscharn]

Think that was scott

[@Frankenstein-uj3wd]

Let him cook

[@TheXeno05]

Max's face turning into the old lady had no business making me laugh as much as it did. So hilarious. You guys are great.

[@moonchirp]

The editing on this one was absolutely amazing, RIP to the comically large spoon

[@abluefishh8402]

The editing was good except for the audio balancing on the whistle my god it was loud

[@ronaldg.4371]

For a second there Chad looked remorseful for murdering the spoon, years of laughs and happy memories flashing through his mind

[@RaynRaps]

Darcy helping mediate things fully makes this epic- he's come a long way and you guys have found something awesome here. Been a fan for years now and seeing this evolve into this is incredible. I would love to see a revenge special though where darcy is in the activities with max and chad for an episode and they choose what he has to do. That shit would be absolutely hilarious- maybe we even get see his balls on the patreon. Cheers lads.

[@diskeyes]

Darcy and Scott do the challenges

[@Riteliso]

Everyone agreeing that there's no blowing in beer pong and then the first shot chad blows and tries to argue it really sets the tone

[@giovannicarloni17]

The editing on this one was a masterpiece

[@abluefishh8402]

Except when they didn't lower the volume on the whistle that was so loud

[@CClef]

@doplextv did it

[@charlieforte]

Ong the editing is always on point

[@dankcuck5984]

When max jumped up into the ceiling screaming „YES“ it killed me 💀

[@ummwhodidnt]

LET CHAD COOK‼️‼️😤😤

[@TheGarrett9687]

Love when Darcy gets some good screen time. He definitely adds to the humor quiet well.

[@floor.mp3]

dude fkn love darcy on these videos

[@JoshMutia]

his scream when chad almost pointed the dart gun was so good

[@mattparis02]

Scott is better

[@magnusr.poulsen2437]

I Think Scott recognize Darcy’s talent for being on. His is the good guy bloke you wanna a pint with anytime!

[@floor.mp3]

@@magnusr.poulsen2437 right? he just gives off that happy energy

[@Stevenasty]

16:04 The dynamic between Max Chad and the egg fella perfectly depicted

[@ArthurMiik]

The pure terror generated by Darcy at 9:03 gives me life

[@matthewbest7709]

I'm Aussie and have been away from home for over a year now, and nothing makes me miss it more than watching you two. Best channel on KZbin

[@robertkeller1253]

im American and watching them makes me wish I was Australian.

[@MishaMykha]

@@yasminecoad4799 somewhere outside of Australia

[@Mattormus]

​@@robertkeller1253trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near that totalitarian state

[@beric0bartman]

@@Mattormus LMAO

[@oli5933]

same bro moved to uk little over a year ago

[@kennyedgar21]

This was some of the funniest shit i've seen you guys do. You should make this an annual/reoccuring thing

[@walterhartwellwhite7924]

The alcoholic Olympics

[@datguynooneknowsbutthenatw6228]

Alcolympics

[@davinchi9034]

The grand slam haha

[@odtheghost5874]

@@walterhartwellwhite7924 honestly, i'd bet money on a alcolympics

[@squish._.]

i agree!!! vv funny:D

[@Joethefoe224]

love when Darcy is involved

[@JaxontheOkay]

what i love about the editing of these videos is that even if i'm not intoxicated it makes me feel like i am. really immersive experience

[@luiscova9007]

RIP big spoon, truly one of the best characters in the channel 2019 - 2023

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

omg he would've been old enough to start school :( such a life ahead, cut short so cruelly

[@Djyolozubu]

Max secretly being the best beer pong player of all time

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

He's fucking cracked at it

[@ahairylobster8524]

in my experience he would get chewed out where I live for how far his arm is going over the table as he throws, barely going any distance

[@dmoney5443]

Well he is throwing underhand lol

[@boberKurwa23]

@@ahairylobster8524 elbow behind the table rule should be respected at all times

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

@@ahairylobster8524 I mean sometimes he doesn’t do so, like at 5:55, wherein his elbow is not past the table, etc.

[@fgedafgfdffsg5682]

This feels like a new classic cold ones ep

[@connorswagler3758]

5:32 I bet they were drinking there new grog drink.

[@kd5751]

I want a full “talk show” episode with just Chad, Max, Scott and Darcy

[@googoogaga7986]

Y’all should do another delivery food while drunk ordering episode thingy, but with a very specific food each time, your team picks it and you’re blindfolded and grogged and have to guess the type of food they fed you and whoever wins gets a point and at the end the winner gets a nice dessert and the other gets something gross

[@afroman849]

rhett and link type shit

[@adroit57]

nah just bring back rebibshki

[@DEMiURGE455]

At first I thought you said they should deliver food while drunk 😂

[@MicaelHD]

The winner gets a dessert The loser goes to the desert

[@DEMiURGE455]

@@MicaelHD They get a free trip to Iraq

[@tuckerkovalchek4092]

Best edited one in a while. Rest In Peace to the giant spoon, a real Cold Ones Legend.

[@liammurphymusic9962]

The editing recently has been top tier. Seriously the best on the platform

[@a_w_em3006]

Darcys acting as Chad is truly phenomenal.

[@nelpolian3863]

This editor needs a raise - last few vids have been even better than usual which I didn't think was possible

[@CClef]

It was a different, new editor this time. @doplextv although yes, he deserves a raise.

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

yeah, that editing was noticeably more quick and colourful then some of their other ones, I love it!

[@CClef]

@@thisbubblygoodness7611 if you like that style you should check out Doplex's channel. He's the one who edited this.

[@griddlethekids]

Bring twomad editing back

[@oracle222]

I like his choice of music, Pokemon, Marvel vs Capcom 2, etc

[@cuanmcgovern-bray7497]

watching 22:35 in 0.25 speed feels like a dramatic art piece, the pure devastation on his face as the spoon breaks is immense

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

and i take it that was Scott yelling in anguish in the background

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

The 0.25 version of the background music goes haaaaaaaard. Lmfao.

[@tamikillion3351]

What I learnt from this video is that max would be a fantastic beer pong partner

[@jamessambrook5718]

Anyone come back and realise the ‘secret beverage’ was Grog, they hadn’t announced it at the time hence Chad saying ‘you can’t get that on the market’

[@soupervisor]

Seeing Darcy is always such a delight

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

Not as good as George or Ian.

[@soupervisor]

@@TheSearchForTruth88 one day, mate, one day ...

[@fnutek3720]

​@@TheSearchForTruth88 idk darcy on top rn

[@geoterra9478]

@@TheSearchForTruth88 lol you're living in the pastttt there's a one in a million chance that'll EVER happen

[@TheSearchForTruth88]

@@geoterra9478 Then the content will always be sub par from what it used to be.

[@marcandry8152]

Darcy’s acting in this was impeccable

[@eloise2686]

thank you to whoever edited the spew, seeing someone yack always makes me yack and this covered it in a way that made me laugh :) very slay

[@lularockthenation6818]

Finally king bach’s trapped soul was released with the breaking of the spoon

[@mrlovehat1836]

I particularly enjoyed Max using his large feet to jump through the ceiling also I have no idea why I love that overhead camera so much.

[@justafellowgamer7664]

I get excited every time y’all post, just wanted to let you know that you’ve helped me through a lot of hard times and ill never stop watching y’all :]

[@IamZackOsaur]

They got me through the entirety of 2020 lockdown

[@padthai754]

The nonchalant destruction of the spoon represents the death of the spoonful meme

[@aftertone8339]

Chad: "It's not too bad" Takes a sip again vomits immediately

[@Causticfeline]

RIP BigSpoon, you shall be missed.

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

At least we still have BigFork

[@mime_exe]

Darcy dying from laughter in the background is the most relatable thing I have ever seen on this show

[@kiarasimone123]

The range of things they just happen to have in the studio is insane. First toothpaste and now a bible 😂

[@kingjulian9667]

Chad: "wait, you're not gonna break my spine are you?" Darcy: " not yet"

[@jeonramsay]

man i wish i had two competent people doing all the important things while i get drunk and chaotic on camera and then get money for it these two have got the formula to life down

[@clydefr0g]

Max & Chad always seem to upload when I’m most depressed lol cheers for cheering me up

[@kimorayn1733]

Cheers, Lass!

[@claudiaperez6526]

This was one of the funniest episodes yet! My face hurts from laughing. Great job to Darcy for making it so fun and Max and Chad for being themselves. Hilarious boys! (And the editing and filming, so good)

[@chivethelizard]

I fucking love these guys. I hope this channel never dies

[@rz9469]

who kept editing max as a grandma smiling?!?! LM AOO

[@sarge_fps]

I geniunely did not want this video to end, i laughed alot all by myself. Fucking banger video please make more just like this

[@aussiereacts2955]

Do you normally only laugh with others? 🤣

[@sarge_fps]

@@aussiereacts2955 i usually just blow air out of my nose and make a little heh sound alone, but with friends i burst into laughter.

[@LethalPigeon7]

So I'm back after ages Darcy being here is SO fucking good Editting adds so much too

[@JasperRebornCDJM]

This video made me laugh so hard, I literally had my gag reflex go off, truly one of the videos of all time. I also love that Chad is wearing a Manchester United jersey and Max is wearing a Melbourne City jersey, which Melbourne City is under the Eithad ownership, meaning this is basically the Manchester derby.

[@e.j.5053]

😳

[@lagazotheque]

I bet Max had some flashbacks of old challenges in this one

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

I think you’d like their old KZbin challenge gauntlet video then!

[@Milkmayn]

In my 400 years of beer pong experiences I’ve never seen someone throw a ball underarm like max 😂😂 it’s beautiful

[@Wolfstar26]

my favourite edits in this video: 6:47 max is autotuned 7:50 max cheers and leaps through the ceiling with giant feet 10:48 max warps and then turns into a baby 20:55 max is sad and then very happy

[@vrostar]

The Spoonfull exploding as Chad hit the table was amazing

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Max and chad ingesting lethal levels of poisonous, radioactive, and biological contaminants is honestly the most innovative thing I’ve seen on KZbin in a while. Bravo Vince.

[@53shelby]

The biggest laugh I got was the editing when Max The asked away at 2x speed with cartoon noises once Chad had the dart gun. I can’t explain why.

[@christopherhoenig5155]

Chad stabbing max with the darts got me DEADD😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigiman6241]

15:39 goofy ahh laugh🤓🤓😭

[@ChokyoDK]

This is by far one of the better videos you've done. Love the dart game.

[@scootdingerman60]

I feel like chad gonna accidentally make mustard gas one of these days

[@lucasplays2817]

I find it funny that Max says that he doesn’t like to drink beer and some vodka, but he is very good at a drinking game

[@CarnageTheCreator918]

my strange addiction is watching Drunk Australian people scream at each other for 20 mins every other week

[@Nick-yx1kw]

This is by far one of the best put together and favorite episodes I’ve seen from them. Darcy and the rest of the team must of put a lot of work in making these funny drinking games.

[@ElManuelC]

that darcy ref bit was so funny, he should talk more and appear more on the videos

[@HomieGCammyB]

Wait, was the secret grog their actual Grog?

[@censr]

the big spoon is having only a spoonful in heaven now rip 🙏

[@varicosevaynes]

I’m fighting mononucleosis currently and they said I can’t drink for 6 months or else my liver will explode from within me so as an alcoholic this is literal hell but it’s at least semi tolerable watching you guys wreck yourselves for our entertainment so cheers mates 🍻

[@IamZackOsaur]

Wasn’t gonna drink today but I guess here we go

[@lfssabi5442]

Amen brother

[@jeonramsay]

same cheers man

[@ToriKo_]

Not trying to be a smartass or anything, but doesn’t that make you feel lonely? It would me, personally speaking

[@jeonramsay]

@@ToriKo_ max and chad r here for us

[@ToriKo_]

@@jeonramsay but the video ends, and pretty quickly at that

[@civilianjoseph]

Max is strangely good at things, and Chad is just straight up failing at everything

[@funmanz1]

You can tell which one of them went to collage. No, not because of Chads test results but because of Max's massive game in Beer Pong.

[@itztoxicsaucy4149]

It’s going to be a good day when cold ones uploads ❤️

[@davidoberle9023]

Great example of a Classic Colds One video.

[@Wolfstar26]

6:47 the editor autotuning max is so funny

[@Onichowskiii]

I just lost my shit at max going through the roof at 7:49

[@jaysonnorris9199]

i dont think ive seen chad throw up that quick in a cold ones video good shit

[@peterteatree]

This is the maxmoefoepokemon energy I’m here for

[@chambrine]

can we take a second to appreciate Darceys commitment to the show?

[@luhckz]

Where has Scott been? He’s such a big part of the channel. You can tell when he’s not around just by the quality of video

[@kroneexe]

18:17

[@ijustwantpizzaman]

The amount of CHAOS you guys go through to bring the funny to us is insane, much love guys, thanks for making me genuinely cry laughing LOL

[@merlinmelon]

I love Max's attempt to put his glasses back on at 15:12

[@Mystery_Meat]

RIP the spoon. Darcy is a legend! Great video as always.

[@dennis2086]

Legends has it, they still haven’t figured out they should put the foosball keeper in the middle of the goal

[@mollylovegrove3221]

I love when they upload regularly, cold ones is my therapy

[@tomhughes1868]

21:13 upstairs neighbor activities

[@tomhughes1868]

22:40 I commented too early

[@brightfox5040]

No more spoon fulls, Scott sounded devastated as we all are for the loss of the sacred relic 🙏

[@Superwaffle-ez9ct]

scott’s “NOOOOOO!” at 22:43 is gold

[@Hydro-od2rt]

They should do this once a year and make it like an Olympic sport

[@CYGNIUS]

*It's like a R-rated 10 Minute Power Hour.*

[@DaxTheOtter]

max doing underhand throws the whole time is hilarious, of course he has an advantage with his weak sportsmanship

[@joshuahuff3453]

Pure gold! Love the competition vids

[@pecpudim]

I love every single one of this team. yeah i love you editors

[@clonemuerte4617]

Petition for a new King spoon Vote and make cold ones legacy great again!!

[@QuinnFarley-wp7yf]

An idea for a merch piece could be text saying “Bone Chilling” and have an image of a skeleton shivering and the two L’s in chilling could be icicles