We made the winless Lions throw to only Calvin Johnson for the entire season | Fumble Dimension

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Күн бұрын

In 2008, the Detroit Lions finished with a humiliating 0-16 record. That same year, EA Sports released the video game “Head Coach 09.” We’re going to use it to fix these Lions, and we’re going to try to do it by calling just one offensive play for an entire season. Welcome to the Fumble Dimension.
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@NotForLongNFL
@NotForLongNFL 4 жыл бұрын
"Kitna leads the league in touchdowns *and* interceptions." Never go full Jameis
@skylar9046
@skylar9046 4 жыл бұрын
Turnover bakery, right?
@E_tiBEAMERBOY
@E_tiBEAMERBOY 4 жыл бұрын
Skylar yes sir famous Jameis and his turnover bakery
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын
Got to eat some W's, unlike the actual 08 Lions
@zombiefun291
@zombiefun291 4 жыл бұрын
I did it expect to get hurt here
@alecnardone3309
@alecnardone3309 4 жыл бұрын
I loled
@theraphman2.0
@theraphman2.0 4 жыл бұрын
List of scorigami: 50-18 in week 3 42-16 in week 6 48-18 in week 8
@Muzikrazy213
@Muzikrazy213 4 жыл бұрын
No 42-41?
@proudhonintop4952
@proudhonintop4952 4 жыл бұрын
@@Muzikrazy213 42-41 has actually happened twice. Vikings over 49ers in 65. And Chiefs over Chargers in 86.
@cherchstyle
@cherchstyle 4 жыл бұрын
Igami
@Intangedous1
@Intangedous1 4 жыл бұрын
42-16 seems like a normal score and it's actually surprising it's never happened in NFL history.
@League-of-uninstall
@League-of-uninstall 4 жыл бұрын
We need a new video about a scorigami that's my favorite episode
@gswdeclan
@gswdeclan 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Fumble looks as dejected and suicidal as every Lions coach since the 1950s.
@Muzikrazy213
@Muzikrazy213 4 жыл бұрын
Dead
@snapdaddy9698
@snapdaddy9698 Ай бұрын
Then came Brad and Dan
@AlphaXY13
@AlphaXY13 4 жыл бұрын
When Kitna walked out of the endzone for a safety my soul died. The game literally predicted Orlovsky doing it.
@isaiahfernandez4162
@isaiahfernandez4162 4 жыл бұрын
Same! I literally lost all the breath in my lungs
@lordkiza8838
@lordkiza8838 3 жыл бұрын
Me too I screamed its 6 am at the time " that HAPPEND ALREADY "jesus this was sad video man
@cflasch75
@cflasch75 3 жыл бұрын
Skol
@chakraboss9064
@chakraboss9064 3 жыл бұрын
He hit the 8 step drop
@Jets999
@Jets999 3 жыл бұрын
Happened twice
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all were a whole new level of naive thinking that Jon's play wouldn't win the vote
@arachnofiend2859
@arachnofiend2859 4 жыл бұрын
Jon's play could have just been "run the halfback into my own endzone" and it still would have won a popular vote lol
@Mythikron
@Mythikron 4 жыл бұрын
@@arachnofiend2859 You're not wrong lmao
@luigiinmycloset5689
@luigiinmycloset5689 4 жыл бұрын
300th Like.
@generalrainbow4396
@generalrainbow4396 4 жыл бұрын
@@arachnofiend2859 I legit laughed out loud at this, because I would've absolutely voted for that play.
@bigsoulja73
@bigsoulja73 4 жыл бұрын
Jeeves Anthrozaur He could’ve done a QB Sneak and won.
@jfrench2096
@jfrench2096 4 жыл бұрын
“How do lions fans live like this?” That hit me real hard.
@erocrush
@erocrush 4 жыл бұрын
Same. I used to work with a Knicks fan and I was like “dude we’re in Pittsburgh-you can root for whoever you want...just be a Spurs fan...nobody will care.” He just couldn’t give the Knicks up. I guess that’s loyalty.
@ethansprague2005
@ethansprague2005 4 жыл бұрын
@@erocrush hes a true fan
@lukehewko260
@lukehewko260 4 жыл бұрын
Things have been WAY better since then though. We went from not winning ever to expecting 8-8 or better. Now we blame our once in a generation player for not winning the super bowl. Tell me if this whole thing sounds familiar.
@chipua2230
@chipua2230 4 жыл бұрын
How do lions fans do it. We’re too distracted with the gangs.
@shawnporterjr2890
@shawnporterjr2890 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@SvendleBerries
@SvendleBerries 4 жыл бұрын
"...this play *again* coach?" "Exactly! Thats what is so brilliant about it! Running the same play we've run 30 times before is exactly the last thing they will expect us to do this time!"
@surmatise
@surmatise 4 жыл бұрын
Like when they had berry sanders and the other team knew there was a 99% chance every play that berry would be carrying the ball.
@coybimwt
@coybimwt 4 жыл бұрын
Love the blackadder reference
@ZachNarwhal
@ZachNarwhal 4 жыл бұрын
surmatise barry not berry
@leetorry
@leetorry 4 жыл бұрын
I should have known that it was Blackadder reference just from the pfp alone.
@AltCTRLF8
@AltCTRLF8 3 жыл бұрын
@@surmatise don’t listen to them. it’s Berry Sanders. that’s how he got the nickname “the juice”.
@stevencowan37
@stevencowan37 3 жыл бұрын
a year and change later, I'm still endlessly amused that calling exactly one play that is certifiably batshit insane has done better than the actual 2008 Lions.
@Alphabunsquad
@Alphabunsquad 2 жыл бұрын
I mean yah, but it’s also a video game where everyone’s an idiot
@travics77
@travics77 4 жыл бұрын
"Calvin Johnson gets invited to the Pro Bowl... Kitna doesn't" I died.
@jokarpinski22
@jokarpinski22 4 жыл бұрын
I mean video game Calvin Johnson is depressing.... imagine Calvin Johnson IRL
@khit007
@khit007 4 жыл бұрын
most realistic part of this video IMO
@icarusmarioFAN
@icarusmarioFAN 4 жыл бұрын
Mister Fumble is the saddest-looking coach I have ever seen in my life
@austinpayne9996
@austinpayne9996 4 жыл бұрын
FireIcarus he is a Lions coach
@brandongillette6463
@brandongillette6463 4 жыл бұрын
He looks to me like an aged version of the coach from "Coach"
@eseetv9341
@eseetv9341 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Philbin?
@gkdunch
@gkdunch 4 жыл бұрын
oh i see, you're new, you see, that is matt patricia and matthew stafford in the same body
@slizzyslimeproductions5021
@slizzyslimeproductions5021 4 жыл бұрын
White guy off men in black
@draheim90
@draheim90 4 жыл бұрын
“In all my years of playing Madden I have never seen the AI drop back into a safety.” Yeah, welcome to being a Lions fan. That’s the embodiment of how every season feels.
@Tytoalba777
@Tytoalba777 3 жыл бұрын
It could be worse. You can have hope be rebuilt for you throughout the season, with the belief that your team can go all the way, only to watch them lose it all and dash your hope once more... Aka, being a Viking fan.
@definitelynotjiraiya5063
@definitelynotjiraiya5063 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tytoalba777 at least y’all have that. We don’t even dare hope we could be decent most years.
@TJackson736
@TJackson736 3 жыл бұрын
It probably due to the step back that was called for the play. Starting in shotgun and having a 5-7 step drop? Yeah, not the play call on your own 2.
@freddier5376
@freddier5376 2 жыл бұрын
Happened to me for the Dolphins with Tua on a PA from the 1. Probably something to do with it being a left-handed QB messing up the drop
@TheDrewsephEpidemic
@TheDrewsephEpidemic 4 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan, it is one of my biggest regrets in life that we wasted such a beautiful career for Calvin Johnson. Such talent thrown away on our dumpster fire
@joern122
@joern122 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how awe inspiring, unfair and straight up league breaking it would have been if Megatron was on the Patriots with Brady and Gronk........
@MeanBeanComedy
@MeanBeanComedy 4 жыл бұрын
@@joern122 somewhere, in some alternate universe... 😕
@brandonclark435
@brandonclark435 4 жыл бұрын
*Barry Sanders staring from the shadows, breathing deeply*
@gavinwinkler1147
@gavinwinkler1147 3 жыл бұрын
@@joern122 or Indy with Peyton Manning
@movesbooze6225
@movesbooze6225 3 жыл бұрын
Umm... Barry Sanders or if you're old Charlie Sanders. Basically, the lions made wasting talent their only talent.
@shakwalker8889
@shakwalker8889 4 жыл бұрын
game: “add new plays or riot” mister fumble: “nah”
@mattgd58
@mattgd58 4 жыл бұрын
Should of added 10 copies of the same play
@SamBowers114
@SamBowers114 4 жыл бұрын
“This is my fault” Jon, you have no faults, the rest of the world is wrong.
@MattW16
@MattW16 3 жыл бұрын
1000 likes and no replies
@bigboij3027
@bigboij3027 2 жыл бұрын
One like one reply
@nickleroy5446
@nickleroy5446 4 жыл бұрын
'We've done almost everything wrong and they still want us to stay." I didn't respect how accurate these video games were until this very moment.
@XKloosyvv
@XKloosyvv 9 ай бұрын
Sounds like the Trump 24 slogan
@ethansprague2005
@ethansprague2005 9 ай бұрын
@@XKloosyvv it also sounds like belichick bringing Joe judge and Matt Patricia in again
@VWatch07
@VWatch07 Жыл бұрын
"I mean, it was Dan Orlovsky, of the '08 Lions, who was the only person in real life who I've ever seen voluntarily walk out of the endzone. Accidentally, but voluntarily." NOT ANYMORE! NFL 2022, Week 3. Jimmy Garoppolo lets Dan Orlovsky off the hook after all these years, as he becomes the SECOND person in recent football history to walk out of the endzone and offer a safety to the opposing team.
@mrmessma427
@mrmessma427 8 ай бұрын
And then Gardner Minshew does it for the Colts becoming the first QB to pulll an Orlovsky and still win!
@Magic_beans_
@Magic_beans_ 10 күн бұрын
It’s actually pretty common in the CFL. Due to a variety of rule differences, field position is important enough that teams will give up 2 points to push the other team back 30-some yards.
@adambward1
@adambward1 2 күн бұрын
​​@@Magic_beans_Interesting... Are there no punts or something? The CFL is weird lol
@DanCampbellKneecaps
@DanCampbellKneecaps 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he actually ran out of the back of the end zone like it actually happened
@JWex-jy7sk
@JWex-jy7sk 4 жыл бұрын
What’s so ironic about it is that Dan Orvlosky did that exact same thing on the ‘08 Lions team that season
@Funktaro5
@Funktaro5 4 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan that actually watched every game that year, that moment being recreated in the game was hilarious.
@bigtone7078
@bigtone7078 4 жыл бұрын
@@JWex-jy7sk they showed that video on this video right so it's not ironic that you're telling us
@mellamoalfonzo9967
@mellamoalfonzo9967 4 жыл бұрын
@@JWex-jy7sk That's exactly what he said. Why are you reiterating the original comment
@robjones1328
@robjones1328 4 жыл бұрын
imagine how we felt watching it live
@wiriestfever6585
@wiriestfever6585 4 жыл бұрын
“How do lions fans live like this?” Because we like pain
@isaacbelluomini1925
@isaacbelluomini1925 4 жыл бұрын
Lions are basically the browns with better uniforms
@nickrigdon8883
@nickrigdon8883 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Belluomini Cleveland is just like Detroit if it had no culture
@isaacbelluomini1925
@isaacbelluomini1925 4 жыл бұрын
Nick or Cleveland is like Detroit without the abandoned houses
@dimitriferrell1558
@dimitriferrell1558 4 жыл бұрын
I apologize for what you have to go through
@jaykluesy
@jaykluesy 4 жыл бұрын
Wiriestfever65 I’m a cubs fan. Once Rodgers retires and some day the lions get it together trust me it’s so worth it . If you live to see it happen it’s beyond awesome it’s kinda trippy weird awesome
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 4 жыл бұрын
Kofie: "Mister Fumble is a no-nonsense titan whose goal is to crush his opponents using one play." Mister Fumble: *is actually just a sad old man*
@noname8710
@noname8710 4 жыл бұрын
It's what coaching the Lions does to a coach.
@thegoodthebadthequiky
@thegoodthebadthequiky 3 жыл бұрын
Also the actual game says “who’s” so it says quite literally “who is goal is”
@RMBII91
@RMBII91 3 жыл бұрын
"Just another sad old man, all alone, and dying of cancer."
@frodoskypotter730
@frodoskypotter730 4 жыл бұрын
“The bears clearly have not watched any film” Ya think
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 4 жыл бұрын
Ordinarily I'd complain about someone bringing up the pain that was the Lions' 0-16 season but Jon can do no wrong so I will watch this
@d33riTz
@d33riTz 4 жыл бұрын
Y4123 hahaha well yeah it stings but this actually wat Hong was less painful than 08 lol
@bw4708
@bw4708 4 жыл бұрын
Time is a flat circle. The 08 Lions will ALWAYS self-safety
@BlankCzech
@BlankCzech 4 жыл бұрын
Hell is a flat circle*
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Blank “there is no escape...”
@user-73a
@user-73a 4 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@chrisesper2921
@chrisesper2921 4 жыл бұрын
Approval rating of 8. "We've done almost everything wrong and they still want us to stay." This is true with the actual 2019 Detroit Lions.
@billt8504
@billt8504 4 жыл бұрын
This game is SOOOO real! "Our approval rating went from 50 to 8 - and they still want to keep us!" That's exactly what the Ford's would do! Will I ever see the Lions or the Browns in the Super Bowl? I've witnessed the Cubs and BoSox win the World Series... so there's hope. But I'm on the wrong side of 55... so I'm running out of time.
@gkdunch
@gkdunch 4 жыл бұрын
I hope we see a browns lions sb
@englandbengal
@englandbengal 4 жыл бұрын
Mind if we slip the Bengals in? At least Cleveland has NFL championships.
@englandbengal
@englandbengal 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Hall wrong sport.
@supergppl
@supergppl 4 жыл бұрын
"This games sucks" Nope, it's just more accurate then they realize
@amancalledhawk5575
@amancalledhawk5575 3 жыл бұрын
the browns have a shot
@mslothy-_-219
@mslothy-_-219 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t stop thinking about how there is more customization in this maddens franchise than madden 20
@brianvillatoro6588
@brianvillatoro6588 4 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@TheDriveByGuys
@TheDriveByGuys 4 жыл бұрын
the new games just feel lazy...older ones feel more in depth for sure
@christianwagner7230
@christianwagner7230 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDriveByGuys welcome to the Fifa Phase enjoy your ride if ea is nice to you it will get better if not enjoy years of disapointment in the future
@kvltizt
@kvltizt 4 жыл бұрын
NFL 2K5 is still the best NFL game ever imo.
@Magic_beans_
@Magic_beans_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, they love adding features one year just to take them away the next.
@jackinblack19
@jackinblack19 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that megatron had 5,000 receiving yards
@fireballninja01
@fireballninja01 4 жыл бұрын
Jack in Black timecode?
@ddebenedictis
@ddebenedictis 4 жыл бұрын
24:29
@gkdunch
@gkdunch 4 жыл бұрын
are we all gonna gloss over how good TO was??? he he more receptions by week three than calvin, just saying.
@MountainSoftware1984
@MountainSoftware1984 4 жыл бұрын
In real life, Calvin Johnson holds the record. It’s even weirder when you think about that
@DondarfSnowbonk
@DondarfSnowbonk 4 жыл бұрын
The look on Kofie's face when Jon is talking about what streaming sports was like in 2008 was hysterical.
@DistantRainbow
@DistantRainbow 4 жыл бұрын
23:49 _"The good news is that we're not the worst team in the league, actually. That goes to the Cleveland Browns."_ Savage.
@JWex-jy7sk
@JWex-jy7sk 3 жыл бұрын
And the Browns were coming off a 10-6 season in 2007 In real life they massively underachieved to go 4-12 in 2008, the video game found a way to make them underachieve even worse...😂
@oz2957
@oz2957 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s go more fumble dimension making Calvin Johnson retire early
@dinalundner5600
@dinalundner5600 4 жыл бұрын
He did retire early
@soybasedjeremy3653
@soybasedjeremy3653 4 жыл бұрын
Dumbass.
@alaskanwinters2172
@alaskanwinters2172 4 жыл бұрын
“How do lions fans live with this?” Alcohol helps the suffering.
@JWex-jy7sk
@JWex-jy7sk 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s why basically every Detroit bar is filled with Lions fans every Sunday. Not to watch the game....but for that part.
@SwedMsu
@SwedMsu 4 жыл бұрын
The only game that matters is Thanksgiving. Did these Lions win Thanksgiving?
@alaskanwinters2172
@alaskanwinters2172 4 жыл бұрын
SwedMsu couldnt tell ya. Was too drunk
@The_General_Zubas
@The_General_Zubas 4 жыл бұрын
WE JUST LEGALIZED IT FOR A REASON! WHOOOOO
@EdSmith313
@EdSmith313 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing Weed is now legal in Michigan.
@WilliametcCook
@WilliametcCook 4 жыл бұрын
9:51 "The Lions lose 50-18" that's Scorigami
@dominicpancella3012
@dominicpancella3012 Жыл бұрын
So glad I had Megatron on my fantasy team in '08
@liamstone5842
@liamstone5842 4 жыл бұрын
Kitna playing like current Jamis Winston, and Calvin Johnson setting every record in NFL history
@Tyler-dw4zy
@Tyler-dw4zy 4 жыл бұрын
"It's actually the Cleveland Browns" As is tradition
@Strype13
@Strype13 4 жыл бұрын
Poor fella.
@Couldnt_let_J.Marston_die
@Couldnt_let_J.Marston_die 4 жыл бұрын
This is the way.
@anthonycoon608
@anthonycoon608 3 жыл бұрын
nah the lions were worse than the browns were
@TheeSportsaholic
@TheeSportsaholic 3 жыл бұрын
The browns have one of the best records in the nfl this season at 9-3 right now and they are on a 4 game win streak they could get the number 1 seed so no you are wrong.
@Tyler-dw4zy
@Tyler-dw4zy 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheeSportsaholic I know, I'm from Cleveland. Take a look at when I commented this.
@nedeljkonator
@nedeljkonator 3 жыл бұрын
“Hell is a flat circle, there is no escape” As is Lions Fandom
@Online_Sports_Talk
@Online_Sports_Talk 4 жыл бұрын
At about 21 minutes you can see they are 100% Lionized... Being a Lions fan this is my reality. I was just happy to see you get a win for us!
@KofieWhy
@KofieWhy 4 жыл бұрын
PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@henryallen4158
@henryallen4158 4 жыл бұрын
Kofie comment Kofie comment
@SamBowers114
@SamBowers114 4 жыл бұрын
I just wanna celebrate
@ballsackstbagger
@ballsackstbagger 4 жыл бұрын
Oh ok
@SecretBaseSBN
@SecretBaseSBN 4 жыл бұрын
PART 2!!!!!!!!
@berniltonmercier7278
@berniltonmercier7278 4 жыл бұрын
@@SecretBaseSBN for part 3 why don't yall use all of the created plays?
@kevinsheahan9347
@kevinsheahan9347 4 жыл бұрын
Jon was never born, Jon does not age, he is a God descended from the heavens, he is...inevitable
@johnn8223
@johnn8223 4 жыл бұрын
"Fine. I'll do it myself." - Calvin Johnson
@Dabbedon1723
@Dabbedon1723 4 жыл бұрын
Gets head cut off by Thor
@roybeddington5108
@roybeddington5108 4 жыл бұрын
No he's not dude
@TylerNohbuddy
@TylerNohbuddy 4 жыл бұрын
"we arent the worst, that goes to the Cleveland Browns" of course it does :(
@sathyagovind2137
@sathyagovind2137 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm.. You know... I know another team that went 0-16...
@sonicbobomb15
@sonicbobomb15 3 жыл бұрын
You have my sympanthy.
@schneir5
@schneir5 4 жыл бұрын
The craziest thing I've seen in Madden was on an opening kick off; I was receiving and the kick looked like it would either go out of bounds or just through the endzone, so I just pulled away the nearest kick returner and at the last moment a computer controlled kick returner made this wild dive to the sideline and the other team got two points.
@rayanmbadiwe2133
@rayanmbadiwe2133 4 жыл бұрын
Lions : Self Safety Lions : Wanna see me do it again
@GerritCoulter
@GerritCoulter 4 жыл бұрын
Avengers Endgame: The most anticipated sequel of the generation. Kofie and Jon: Hold our beers.
@tomashernandez3076
@tomashernandez3076 2 жыл бұрын
I love how these men manage to be so full of life and so devoid of it at the same time
@thomasholcomb7681
@thomasholcomb7681 4 жыл бұрын
As a lions fan, this was pretty successful season I’d say
@razkable
@razkable Жыл бұрын
Needed to cheat the system to win a game by 1
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 4 жыл бұрын
Since Jon jokingly brought up Kitna playing by himself you guys should simulate a team with only Kitna at every position and as coach!
@ddebenedictis
@ddebenedictis 4 жыл бұрын
That would be fun. Can the head coach self-safety?
@YeahForSure99
@YeahForSure99 4 жыл бұрын
"Drew Stanton throws a pick on his first possession, then he fumbles on his second possession. Hell is a flat circle. There is no escape." LMAO had me rollin
@ASMoney13
@ASMoney13 4 жыл бұрын
You perfectly recreated a lions season and the game also perfectly simulated the Ford's ownership style.
@hindumuninc
@hindumuninc 4 жыл бұрын
When these two team up they should call themselves "Hey it's YeBois."
@DanciestGrunt
@DanciestGrunt 4 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan, it’s like watching the actual Lions. Flashes of hope drowned in inexplicable failure. Just the way we like it.
@lfb3136
@lfb3136 4 жыл бұрын
As a lions fan...this is the most lions thing I've ever seen.
@trace6242
@trace6242 4 жыл бұрын
"We've done almost everything wrong... and they still want us to stay."
@mottdropsie
@mottdropsie 4 жыл бұрын
@@trace6242 I mean, they won 3 games running just a single play.
@BallinArbiter
@BallinArbiter Жыл бұрын
My jaw hit the floor when Kitna went out of the back of the end zone. Art truly does imitate life
@devonstedy6812
@devonstedy6812 4 жыл бұрын
"Why are you still watching this video?!" I honestly don't know...
@JayLanham
@JayLanham 4 жыл бұрын
"We've done almost everything wrong, and they still want us to stay." Yeah, because you got an infinity times more wins than the real Lions.
@helmutthat8331
@helmutthat8331 4 жыл бұрын
When you get to the part at 23:50 when you find out that the Lions actually are not the worst team in the league, and that honor goes to what team? The Cleveland Browns. I died.
@TJackson736
@TJackson736 4 жыл бұрын
At least they had a win.
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 4 жыл бұрын
There is no escape in any version of reality. Even in the Hell specifically designed for the Lions, the Browns still beat them there.
@RobCamp-rmc_0
@RobCamp-rmc_0 4 жыл бұрын
TheNumberQuelve Please refer to the 2017 season finale of Chart Party This holds true for subsequent seasons; mere mediocrity is apparently too lofty a goal for Cleveland
@Strype13
@Strype13 4 жыл бұрын
@@thenumberquelve158 Lol, classic. Well played, sir. Unless you're a Browns fan. Then, I'm truly sorry.
@reterbid6215
@reterbid6215 3 жыл бұрын
i feel this universe is tucked neatly in between the onion universe and interdimensional cable
@BrendanPappas
@BrendanPappas 4 жыл бұрын
“WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THIS VI-“ 😂
@tristanm6037
@tristanm6037 4 жыл бұрын
"This is the first bad idea I've ever had before." I believe it, John. Really, I do.
@atomicstorm7006
@atomicstorm7006 4 жыл бұрын
Tristan M no. It wasn’t his bad idea. Everyone else is bad
@ddebenedictis
@ddebenedictis 4 жыл бұрын
It was the best idea I have seen so far today...I'm off to a great start on this glorious Friday the Thirteenth!
@atomicstorm7006
@atomicstorm7006 4 жыл бұрын
ddebenedictis ADDYDADDY?
@bobbob465
@bobbob465 4 жыл бұрын
"18...is not the kind lead anyone should have." What?! Mr. Bois, if anyone would know that 21-3 is a common score, it's Mr. Scorigami himself.
@gkdunch
@gkdunch 4 жыл бұрын
sorry 28-3
@Ronc137
@Ronc137 4 жыл бұрын
As a Detroiter and default Lions fan. I appreciate you trying. Repressed memories of a season coming back in this video - i can't help but laugh but back then it was easy to follow another teams success just to feel something other than frustration and regret. Thank you for this valiant effort
@gavinclark525
@gavinclark525 4 жыл бұрын
"How do Lions fans live like this." I felt that
@bruhmomentaiden4207
@bruhmomentaiden4207 4 жыл бұрын
"wHY ARE YOU sTILL wATcHING tHIS vi-"
@gabraggs2
@gabraggs2 4 жыл бұрын
Died right there
@eurobeatnuclearoption778
@eurobeatnuclearoption778 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Bois is literally the only thing that gives me an instant like
@carey3743
@carey3743 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Christie Same
@dame3142
@dame3142 4 жыл бұрын
That man doesn’t miss
@RetepAdam
@RetepAdam 4 жыл бұрын
I think you have that backwards.
@gabraggs2
@gabraggs2 4 жыл бұрын
And kofie
@jtsmalls14
@jtsmalls14 4 жыл бұрын
This game is actually very realistic, the Lions tend to keep around people that suck at coaching in real life too
@BKRagequitz
@BKRagequitz 2 жыл бұрын
Calvin Johnson was so good that I feel like they could’ve gotten away with doing this in real life too 😂
@LoneRanger869
@LoneRanger869 4 жыл бұрын
What I'm hearing from this is that y'all'll be doing three more season simulations with the other play options to actually determine if those plays are better or worse, and by how much.
@lukehewko260
@lukehewko260 4 жыл бұрын
Please. I could watch this exact video slightly altered for hours. These dudes are sick.
@JustinAbrahms
@JustinAbrahms 4 жыл бұрын
I'm also here for this.
@pendragon3434
@pendragon3434 4 жыл бұрын
I am completely on board with this as well
@user-73a
@user-73a 4 жыл бұрын
y'all'll ....
@daddyskaddy94
@daddyskaddy94 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Schaub started a game this year....in 2019...and threw nearly 500 yards
@lukehewko260
@lukehewko260 4 жыл бұрын
He's an unreal quarterback every once in a while. That 527 yard game in Houston was absolutely incredible.
@rvaneand326
@rvaneand326 4 жыл бұрын
beat me to it lol. i remembered being stunned a couple months ago seeing schaub was still in the league, that dude was money for me in fantasy back in 2009
@rrickydanby
@rrickydanby 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Schaub almost threw for 5000 yards before everyone else was doing it post 2011
@kvngirvng9475
@kvngirvng9475 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukehewko260 apparently Houston went 13-3 and lost to NE
@atomicstorm7006
@atomicstorm7006 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Zylberberg had Matt Ryan in fantasy.....picked up Matt shuab for that game. I was hyped
@copaxan
@copaxan 4 жыл бұрын
"How do lions fans live like this?" Because after barry left we couldn't handle the pain anymore and we became numb to it
@bobbler42
@bobbler42 2 жыл бұрын
I do love the classic 00s animation trope of a train of the entire defensive team chasing one guy in a pack.
@trainguy7276
@trainguy7276 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Madden had features? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
@eyeconqueror1185
@eyeconqueror1185 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the PS2 Maddens were fun.
@0rganfarmer
@0rganfarmer 4 жыл бұрын
Eye Conqueror More than fun. They had to keep up with Nfl 2k. No coincidence Madden sucks when there is no competition.
@ethannygard8729
@ethannygard8729 4 жыл бұрын
I agree but this isn’t madden bro
@TiJoHimself
@TiJoHimself 4 жыл бұрын
This isn’t Madden, it’s NFL Head Coach
@0rganfarmer
@0rganfarmer 4 жыл бұрын
TiJoHimself True but regardless. Anything post 2010 Ea Sports football related is really bad.
@isaiah6730
@isaiah6730 4 жыл бұрын
“How do Lions fans live like this?” I’ve been one my whole life and I still don’t know.
@s.a6788
@s.a6788 4 жыл бұрын
bis225 don’t forget about hockey
@s.a6788
@s.a6788 3 жыл бұрын
@Raymond Tremblay MSU beat Michigan and that’s all I care about.
@Ttccmof
@Ttccmof 4 жыл бұрын
"why are you still watching this vid-" 17:11 Thats an instant like. XD
@joshuaburdo2140
@joshuaburdo2140 3 жыл бұрын
"too sad even for me." then they BOTH stare desparingly and directly into the hearts of every Lions fan. Thanks, Guys.
@ethan9204
@ethan9204 4 жыл бұрын
You already know the guy that doesn't watch football drafted Calvin in fantasy and won the whole thing
@calhorning9382
@calhorning9382 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having Calvin Johnson in fantasy in this world. In a few weeks he got over 100 points.
@CoastalEddieinflames
@CoastalEddieinflames 4 жыл бұрын
The Front Office keeping the management team in place makes this the most accurate simulation of the Lions I've ever seen.
@zachshipstead5247
@zachshipstead5247 4 жыл бұрын
"We've done almost everything wrong, and they still want us to stay" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLions
@thegamebastard
@thegamebastard 4 жыл бұрын
Zach Shipstead Bob Quinn to Matt Patricia
@zachshipstead5247
@zachshipstead5247 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegamebastard Yup
@mlm9545
@mlm9545 4 жыл бұрын
"The real life version of the Lions in white" on the graph of wins haha
@williamsantamaria2008
@williamsantamaria2008 4 жыл бұрын
Summoning Salt and Jon Bois are using the same release schedule
@williammccain4090
@williammccain4090 4 жыл бұрын
I sweaa
@atomicstorm7006
@atomicstorm7006 4 жыл бұрын
William Santamaria lol it’s true
@RetepAdam
@RetepAdam 4 жыл бұрын
Does this count as a speedrun?
@danepotmo2513
@danepotmo2513 4 жыл бұрын
Summoning Salt is a seriously a huge Jon Bois fan
@bucketfullabiscuits7865
@bucketfullabiscuits7865 4 жыл бұрын
Dane Potmo a Jon fan-bois
@mattw4065
@mattw4065 Жыл бұрын
I was really hoping Kofie would say "welcome to a moment in history" before the 2-point attempt around 13:00 lmao
@CorimDanex
@CorimDanex 3 жыл бұрын
I would be curious on Kiv's play being done for a whole season, but with just the W-L results posted.
@danielblack4815
@danielblack4815 4 жыл бұрын
13:23 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a moment in history
@danielsmerdel8214
@danielsmerdel8214 4 жыл бұрын
Except not a moment in real history, cause 0-16
@Unova39
@Unova39 4 жыл бұрын
"How do Lions fans live like this?" I ask myself that question every Sunday.
@Unova39
@Unova39 4 жыл бұрын
@@ruttedpanda7884 yeah, that's fair, you have my sympathy, from one trash organization to another
@mrooferloofer5211
@mrooferloofer5211 4 жыл бұрын
Rutted Panda I’m a lions fan it’s very sad and my whole family roots for the Packers
@hacksignify
@hacksignify 4 жыл бұрын
my condolences. stay strong.
@landon7763
@landon7763 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a cardinals fan
@JEW_3
@JEW_3 4 жыл бұрын
So true. I ask myself not just every Sunday, but every NFL game as well
@thenumberquelve158
@thenumberquelve158 4 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight: you recreated an entire season with the worst team in the world, under some zany conditions that actually worked extremely well in practice, with the hope of making them winners... and instead end up recreating the second-funniest play in the history of football. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. ...no wait. I'm definitely laughing. AMAZING video as always
@RealWorldHub
@RealWorldHub 4 жыл бұрын
I did this experiment with the 3-13 Cards, on all settings. Rookie: 16-0 (Won SB) Pro: 15-1 (Lost in SB) All-Pro: 10-5-1 (Lost in SB) All-Madden 6-10. I used Fitzgerald as wr and Rosen at qb. I had to get rid of bradford because I actually used rosens mobility to give me 1 milisecond extra time, it was suprising I did anything. The All-Madden campaign, despite having a 6-10 season, had the most yards.
@mayitakeyourhatsir8632
@mayitakeyourhatsir8632 4 жыл бұрын
I've got the biggest Jon Boiner of my life
@mmburgess11
@mmburgess11 4 жыл бұрын
Call John Madden if you experience a Jon Boiner for more than 4 hours......
@shreknskrubgaming7248
@shreknskrubgaming7248 4 жыл бұрын
@@mmburgess11 you savor that four hours because you may never get that experience again
@LeominsterFC
@LeominsterFC 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Burgess Honestly one of the funniest YT comments I’ve read. Nice.
@cpass3220
@cpass3220 4 жыл бұрын
LeominsterFC same, I hope he gets at least half the likes as the comment
@ByloBand
@ByloBand 4 жыл бұрын
Really though, 2 of your 3 wins were directly the result of a "Defining Moment", so your play really went 1-13.
@gordonpsmith8958
@gordonpsmith8958 4 жыл бұрын
Bylo Band Give them two wins - the Tampa game was bymore than that one play.
@hockeycrafter6086
@hockeycrafter6086 3 жыл бұрын
Still more wins than the actual 08 lions
@chryckie
@chryckie 4 жыл бұрын
I'm super happy you followed through with this to the end. I'm sad it didn't work out and wish we could try another play (or all!) But wow, the time and energy for that.... Thank you for this beaut!
@BoothBoygamingchannel
@BoothBoygamingchannel 4 жыл бұрын
The most excitement for the lions is from pre season to week 5 when you have all hope
@Dpmt
@Dpmt 4 жыл бұрын
I need a "Don't blame me, I voted for Kiv" bumper sticker.
@koollikedatt007
@koollikedatt007 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think Jesus himself could help the Lions
@wildmn1095
@wildmn1095 4 жыл бұрын
God: U've sacrificed urself for all of humanity, now imma need u to take one for the Detroit Lions *Jesus Christ has left the chat*
@joaquinmontelibano1856
@joaquinmontelibano1856 4 жыл бұрын
He did though his play made them win 3 games
@garygood6804
@garygood6804 4 жыл бұрын
of course jesus cant. he isnt real.=P
@kvngirvng9475
@kvngirvng9475 4 жыл бұрын
@@garygood6804 he is real, atheist
@kvngirvng9475
@kvngirvng9475 4 жыл бұрын
Stop 😂😂
@runningman9833
@runningman9833 4 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan, thank you for this shred of hope.
@markdixon392
@markdixon392 3 жыл бұрын
Grew up in Southeastern Michigan (I cant state that I am from Detroit, because very few live there... most live in the suburbs), and just 20 mins from the glorious Pontiac Silverdome. Too bad they made it too big so they could never broadcast the local game. Anyway, the love for Honalulu Blue and Silver is engrained in us forever (I live in NC, but my heart somehow is with the Lions... and the Hurricanes will practice at a new facility in my town, but I am still with the Red Wings). Anyway, the AI is not at fault here. I am convinced that the coders were smart and had to throw in a few lines of "the Lions must always find a way to lose". The AI of the game cannot ignore this, and hence the result. However, every fall we always have a positive attitude, just as sure we are to see the beautiful colors as the leaves turn. It is just part us us, and I feel compelled to indoctrinate my kids with being a Detroit sports fan!
@BilboBaggyPantz
@BilboBaggyPantz 4 жыл бұрын
11:11 he was down! Justice for coach fumble!
@edgarsantiago_3908
@edgarsantiago_3908 4 жыл бұрын
Vs. Da Bears Calvin Johnson: 524yrds 🤣
@jkclumsy2139
@jkclumsy2139 4 жыл бұрын
"we've won two games and it feels like we're suffering Me, a Giants fan: First time?
@getstacied
@getstacied 4 жыл бұрын
JK Clumsy Giants fans had a super bowl that year and have a bright future the lions have a talented roster with the lions
@mattdavis9601
@mattdavis9601 4 жыл бұрын
Us Bengals fans say hello.
@dylancorson8181
@dylancorson8181 4 жыл бұрын
Love this series, PLEASE DO MORE!!!
@AndaiMB
@AndaiMB 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, everyone voted for Jon’s play because they want another Pretty Good
@chrisdelisle3954
@chrisdelisle3954 4 жыл бұрын
"How do Lions fans live like this?" Yes! Yes! You're starting to understand what it's like!
@adammartin2846
@adammartin2846 4 жыл бұрын
This series is really good so far. I look forward to seeing more of this.
@zicomitchell
@zicomitchell 4 жыл бұрын
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