We Rank Everything EXCEPT Magic: the Gathering | Commander Clash Podcast 103

To celebrate our (belated) 100th episode, the crew talk about their favorite things that AREN'T Magic related!
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[@MTGGoldfishCommander]

Apologies for the reupload, the video is the correct length now!

[@brningpyre]

Honestly thought it was kinda funny that Crim just got cut off, LOL.

[@Donovarkhallum]

I was like three minutes off finishing the last one that's hilariouss

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Aww man you should have left the other version up, I really want to see that lol

[@PortestdorFlamvoldt]

Hearing Phil let slip “what, you just raw dog cereal?” Has made my day

[@victorperron8092]

Our 5 hosts together? This is gonna be a wild ride

[@Begmann0306]

Please keep doing 5 man episodes if possible. Love the dynamic of all 5 together

[@jeffe2267]

1:04:04 "wait, you just raw dog cereal?" was not a sentence I was ready to hear today

[@taylorjones1641]

Tomer’s excitement for Fast and Furious driving him to break their soft “no cursing” rule was amazing. I love seeing people get lost in hype for something they love.

[@gabriellecureux5528]

It convinced me to give it a chance

[@Steeks]

Its too funny how American the fastfood section felt haha. Phil should take a stand for the kebab tho!

[@BrewersKitchen]

Damn, good point. Nothing like a late night Döner after a party 🤩

[@neonlite000]

Great episode, feels like a behind the scenes episode and is quite refreshing !

[@mattpotts995]

Funniest episode ever. Happy 100 and many more to come! (Tomer is correct: nothing beats a frosty Coke Zero with Hawaiian pizza, hands down)

[@Blacklodge_Willy]

Love the Twin Peaks shout out! Season 3 might rank on the same level as The Wire, Breaking Bad and Sopranos as top tier television.

[@babatazyah]

Best comedies of the last few years, I'd put forward Game Night and Dungeons & Dragons. Those guys know what theyre doing

[@taylorrogers4461]

Mr. Nobody is incredible. One of my absolute favorites. Good job, Phil.

[@XD-ot1fy]

The modern tragedy of blue gatorade is one of their flavors is "blue cherry," so you can get handed what you think is a generic blue gatorade and instead it's just cough medicine-style artificial cherry

[@JelloBrand]

Best final fantasy is tactics advance hands down. Amazing gameplay, amazing story, tons of replays with unique map placements, classes, equipment

[@jamesstutts8016]

Ff8, tactics, then 10 imo

[@TinyLegs15243]

Frasier is the best show of the 90's bar none. Comin from a 32 year old who watched it 20 years after it aired, that show is incredible on so many levels. To talk about Friends and Seinfeld without mentioning Frasier is mind-blowing.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

I'd say it depends on the genre because it's x files for me

[@Chuubii]

Some recent comedies I've enjoyed: The Kid Detective, Death of Stalin, What We Do in the Shadows, The Nice Guys. There's probably a lot more; I'm not a big comedy guy.

[@DaveTheNoob]

Richard gushing over snap and bridging to the films and comics only proves WotC's plans with Universes Beyond lol

[@bribri234]

This episode was hilarious! From Tomer being hyped about Fast (insert number) to Crim just being wrong about burgers, every subject you guys hit was a good time. Hope to see this again!

[@JelloBrand]

The Matrix not being mentioned hurts. It is such an insanely important movie in both themes, and technology used. And its totally badass

[@darrylherrington3632]

Crim, as a twin peaks super fan, your explanation for the difference between season 1/2 and season 3 is perfect 😂

[@-homerow-]

28:34 Everything Everywhere All at Once is my #1 Desert Island favorite movie of all time hands down.

[@andrewwoods2735]

Please do more of these types of videos!!

[@MegaCoolman234]

This was a really great episode btw. I know it’s not magic related but hearing you all talk about non magic things is really fun and refreshing. Thank you for the content for the years

[@charlesmartin2331]

Do more episodes like this, or start a podcast that doesn’t care about magic. You all have great chemistry and it’s fun to listen to. Thanks for everything you all do ❤

[@shrexmas]

I'll stand by it, Seth is valid for the fluids on cereal take. I'll let the dry cereal shred my mouth before I ever take a bite of a soggy spoonful.

[@KellyUnekis]

Keyforge is a really fun casual card game, and is coming back in August!

[@chips8623]

"OMG FIVE GUYS SO EXPENSIVE" said Crim as he caressed his $30 limited edition Arbys D20.

[@appalach7148]

The whole crew is such a fun dynamic, i know 5+ man games of commander take forever but it would be fun to see

[@amybrooks4669]

Crim is so correct about pizza. we call it rocket over here and all the best pizza places have it as an option.

[@Kopekemaster]

This was a great episode. I'm absolutely most in line with Seth lol. I didn't have TV growing up either! I'd love a little "MTGGoldfish crew on break" podcast series or something like that where you guys talk about random stuff like this. It was a lot of fun. Edit: also I NEED to watch the rest of the Fast and the Furious movies now, I liked the first one but I love series where things just get increasingly insane, so it sounds like I'd like the rest.

[@samdalfthegray4495]

Ooooh Crim with the Blade Runner respect! Those are my favorites too!

[@IrrelevantGeOff]

Man Ping Pong the animation was amazing, fantastic director, and focused on the characters more than the sport. Great Rec from Crim there!

[@GrhuntBeartooth]

As someone that plays the pokemon TCG it's nice to hear it get some nice recognition from other tcg players.

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

You know what would be very cool for the Final Fantasy secret lair? If they found a way to make the card so they're playable in both magic and the FF tcg

[@kingfuzzy2]

Really glad Seth and I had parents who didn't care about television and thus any commercialized tv is boring for both of us.

[@Jonzin4BeatzNYC]

Braveheart, Gladiator, 300 are some of my favorite movies. Step Brothers, Next Friday, Happy Gilmore are my go to comedies Kids and Requiem for a dream are classic WTF movies

[@shadowfox513]

Was listening on an audio only medium but came to the KZbin comments just to say HELL YEAH Triple Triad rules! Best part of FF8

[@ben_clifford]

I loved the part of the episode about classic comedy movies. It's true that that style of comedy seems like it can never come back. But here's something that people often forget: those movies were considered irreverent and inappropriate in their own time. That was a pert of the shock humor. So, you're telling me there's a chance!

[@Uvtha]

This is the water And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

[@alexhunt1775]

If you go to a high end pizza place get prosciutto, fig, and arugula. Sweet, salty, savory, and a little spicy. Crazy good.

[@FlowBerni]

Yoo Phil knows card games. UNO with all the special rules is like war. And munchkin feels really close to magic, it's a great game with many expansions.

[@rasovidovic]

This podcast is gold. Insert futurama Fry take my money GIF. Where can I sign up for the Goldfish team non magic weekly podcast (but still keep the existing ones).

[@1s2dl3]

Star Wars CCG is the best ccg when not talking MtG. Was the biggest competition to magic late 90s and still played today.

[@iiGiacomo]

One of the best pods yet!

[@allnightgamer792]

Do you just raw dog cereal?~ Phil 2023

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

I do!

[@raleighpentecost7684]

Loved this podcast. It was a nice change of pace.

[@michaelbecker1093]

I haven't tried it in a while but I liked when I put goldfish on my plane McDonald burger. It gives it a salty and crunchy feeling and takes away the blandness of the burger

[@roryw7387]

The chicken joint Krim was asking about must have been 'Wienerwald', that honestly was pretty good!

[@DieJG]

Seth saying LoTR was bad Game of Thrones was excellent trolling. But in any case you can't really compare them. I mean, at least Tolkien finished a lot of his books and what he didn't finished his son did.

[@WytchfynderGeneral]

In Berlin there is a lot of Italians making original Neapolitan Pizza, its the best!

[@danieloconnell2731]

Crim is secretly the most wholesome even though he stans Nikki the bolas.

[@jacobschenecker7318]

Steak and shake and Checkers/Rallys are the top tier fast food burgers

[@MrGrovak]

I can confirm A&W from Canada is much better than most other chains, including Harvey's

[@BlubbCover]

This is the best episode! Please do more of these, maybe a different channel/series name.

[@rosendocubas7209]

I suggest the avaliation of VTES (Vampire: the eternal struggle) that is similar to commander games dynamic... With a preferencial foe that is the player at your left, the when is put out of the game awards more influence/life resource.

[@AkiVainio]

if you don't like pineapple on pizza, that probably means that the pizza wasn't prepared properly. The pineapple cooks slower than the rest of the pizza, especially if it was frozen (as they usually are), so you need to preheat it.

[@traviscochran9253]

My first thought as a Canadian was literally "A&W but not the hot garbage Americans have" and Tomer spoke the truth.

[@nicholaskandas]

Hawaiian pizza! Tomer is one of us! One of us! One of us! I feel my interior biases changing. Budget decks best decks. Where's my Kaldra? Seth and Crim just pair up every game.

[@spliffi869]

Crim is a man of culture. FFX is also my favorite and dear to my heart. In fact it was also technically a transition to actually good 3d graphics (as my first PS2 game). And yes, Yuna is bae, and so is Rikku, who is one of my favorite and most memorable video game characters ever.

[@spliffi869]

Nvm, I'll take that back after hearing his opinion on LOTR. xD

[@hinatasninetailedfox]

For once I agree with Crim on something partially. I think for me personally FF10 was the best but 7 is definitely iconic. I loved 12 a lot too I'm not sure how loved it is by the masses. P.S. Sorry Crim but Roku was definitely the cutest person in 10 she was my crush for soooo long. Lulu is goth mommy though and Yuna is a beautiful character. The game is so nostalgic and awesome to me.

[@pedroms720]

This episode was a blast to watch!!!! I love all you guys and your different opinions 🥰🥰 and yes big lebowski and blade runner some of my fav movies ever

[@-homerow-]

1:02:50 such an amazing Commander Clash intro!

[@adkirsch]

Any idea which episode it was? I really want to see it!

[@MonsterCC]

Tejava slaps, i dunno what they do but that tea is crisp

[@aidenmajor8800]

I’m 100% with Richard when it comes to Burger King and Mickey D’s, but also anything but human in RPGs so you know 50/50

[@zerodoesadventure1824]

Such a good video tbh

[@peytonb3714]

The best recent comedy movie is The Nice Guys (if you consider 2016 recent) it is a genuinely good movie and it is hilarious. A must see if you all haven’t seen it yet

[@JoshKirwin]

I don’t often agree with Crim - but FFX, Dominoes Cheesy Bread, and arugula on pizza are both the correct answer.

[@jeffe2267]

Tejava is so good. Bitter enough to numb your tongue. I drink a lot of black tea, but I've switched to 200mg caffeine pills.

[@andreusemanuel4868]

No love for ff12 eh? Right, I'm going back to Ivalice myself to see Balthier and everyone else.

[@taylorjones1641]

Don’t worry. FFXII is underrated asf

[@mikaeljordan]

Hey Phil, you totally forgot Döner! Its sort of like burger! And the most german food ever! Except for Curry Wurst!

[@williamclark7185]

This was great. I need more non-Magic content where you guys argue about fast food and movies.

[@jiffymixx9930]

Richard asking what non-chill Uno is. Meanwhile I'm overhere wondering what even CHILL Uno is.

[@wesleyadams3235]

I already liked Crim, but my respect for him just skyrocketed with his defense of true Sci-fi. Sci-fi is cerebral and makes the watcher ask hard questions that may be relevant now or in the future.

[@EvilShade82]

The analogy of playing a human in fantasy game is so on point. I never understood this as well.

[@kainewilliams6424]

Excusing his take on Pineapple on pizza, what I took from this is that Seth is the only normal one

[@k9commander]

Best 90's tv shows. Family- The Simpsons. Fun for the whole family to watch. Anime- Cowboy Beebop. Anime was new to the west. This was the best. Comedy- Seinfeld. The king of sitcoms. Cartoon- Gargoyles. Great fantasy story. The way it incorporated Shakespeare's characters was amazing. Drama- I got nothing. Twin Peaks I guess. If you can think of any others or challenge my choices, let me know.

[@rando7096]

Here just to support Richard’s takes

[@TinyLegs15243]

Tropic Thunder baby!

[@BrewersKitchen]

Oh you're right, that's definitely a classic

[@TinyLegs15243]

@@BrewersKitchen yeah! Love your content by the way! Always enjoy seeing you on the clash!

[@garettallen4963]

TV show is king of the hill

[@SalmonColor]

Tomer is the best! I have the same level of excitement Fast and Furious lol

[@hopperpeace]

"Rick and Morty" is very good!

[@michaelcristoferi6845]

I'm team Crim here, FFX is an incredible game and probably my fave in the series

[@thomasgamperfeitoza7319]

Actual best final fantasy is FF tactics. Seven is the second tho, i agree it is very good and not at all overrated

[@nathand6467]

Abby's in Canada is top tier fast food. Can confirm A&W very solid too. Taco Bell here is slightly better quality but rapidly going down, and like 1/10th the menu. It was high tier fast food, quickly becoming low tier

[@AgonalRhythm]

It's only here in Austin but P Terry's destroys all other burgers.

[@11vicious40]

I don’t know about playing as human…but if Burger King is done right it can’t be matched.

[@Gattsu65]

I love me a Hawaiian with pepperoni and bacon added!!!

[@hobosssftw1013]

Happy meal lover here. Both my friends are haters and your friends are haters; stay golden Richard 😎

[@-homerow-]

34:41 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHA!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Legitimately crying laughing haha!!

[@grizzerotwofour7858]

Yalls movie takes were unsettling lol Edit: minus the comedy ones. Yall were spot on with the comedy takes!😙👌

[@Infernoman64]

I'd sooner play against turbo fog forever than eat Hawaiian pizza 😂

[@patarfuifui]

I thought Bodies Bodies Bodies was a comedy gem

[@broejoe53]

Love this gang

[@timothyriley9023]

I agree with Richard. Burger King and McDonald's are kind of underrated for burgers

[@civiljay6940]

Yes Richard, Final Fantasy VII confirmed as the best video game

[@iTheInniscor]

"Comedies don't exist anymore" is a take that says more about who is saying it than the state of art. Not all of these movies are straight up comedies but they all depend on their comedic chops for a lot of their charm: Dungeons and Dragons, Glass Onion, Triangle of Sadness, Free Guy, Cocaine Bear, The Lost City, No Hard Feelings, Eurovision, Thor Love and Thunder, Turning Red, Chip N Dale, Knives Out, Jojo Rabbit, Booksmart, Jumanji, Good Boys, Long Shot, Stuber, Shazam

[@BobardeZanzibar]

Tbf, Phil is kind of a boomer in culture things.

[@darthsnarf]

what time does crim actually go to bed, or does he just wait in his lair ?

[@aaronmiller1009]

I like McDonald’s and Burger King and I am currently playing a human in our dnd campaign

[@-homerow-]

We need Commander Clash Podcast Live for Ep 200

[@zoeysheldon5634]

2049 is a modern masterpiece and it's a crying shame people don't like it more.