We're Born to Goon

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@Perfinn 6 ай бұрын

Okay but who tf actually did this, this is like the one thing everyone seems to agree on leave the tribes alone. But somehow it just happens, its on the news.. very sad

@shanelayshock4001 6 ай бұрын

Ur boi Elon musk did

@lex9468 6 ай бұрын

literally the only think we all agreed on

@ashley2319x 6 ай бұрын

@@shanelayshock4001it was proven to be false. Lay off the CNN for a couple of days. You might wake up.

@luimac3374 6 ай бұрын

@@ashley2319xit’s a real story about a tribe getting star link and ppl getting addicted to phones but the original source never mentioned porn. That’s just a detail cnn prolly made up or someone on Twitter made a joke and they took it literally

@scuffedgravyboat 6 ай бұрын

@@ashley2319xdamn you really got her there

@WillytheTerryMain 6 ай бұрын

assuming speed of gooning is 1.0 j/s for x1 and 0.8 j/s for x2, gooner 1 wins no question. the exact numbers are a little more interesting, as while gooner 2 takes 10 minutes and 25 seconds, gooner 1 busts his load at 8 minutes and 20 seconds, meaning the exact length of this video is only 14 seconds short of bringing gooner 1 to completion

@comedicgenius353 6 ай бұрын

We got Sal Kahn on the line...

@Fatalismic 5 ай бұрын

Those last 14 seconds are essential.

@disrupticon 6 ай бұрын

FINALLY they read the definition of gooning I stead of just theorizing what it is lol

@caitlynpotter5327 6 ай бұрын

I need a tmg gooning stream now.

@blazinggames1988 6 ай бұрын

No you don’t.

@Thirteenhomes161 6 ай бұрын

Tiny meat goon productions

@LiquidSwords007 6 ай бұрын

What does that even mean 😂

@amateuruncle 6 ай бұрын

careful what you wish for

@NaudVanDalen 6 ай бұрын

The end with the "clapping" noise from Cody. 😆

@memerman2506 6 ай бұрын

“With the intention of what” uhmmmm sending a message Cody

@dnigh2080 6 ай бұрын

I got lost halfway through the goon equation but noel really made me feel okay about it

@Rhin0beak 6 ай бұрын

Wow if I had a penny where a duo of my favorite KZbinrs read the online definition of gooning id have two Pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

@Drockthehouse95 6 ай бұрын

Imma guess the other is Phillion cuz hes the only other guy I know who read it lol

@supergoku727 6 ай бұрын

@@Drockthehouse95he might mean game grumps

@Chasing4Rabbits 6 ай бұрын

I deadass thought Noel was dead bro. My bad fam for believing whoever was claiming that. Appreciate what you do. Keep living!

@emzisee 6 ай бұрын

That article is clickbait. The tribe already had internet and phones. Now it’s just much more accessible for them. No one does research about what they read anymore. Sad

@SuperMoodyyy 6 ай бұрын

I goon 16 hours a day I don’t have time for that

@uncledagos 6 ай бұрын

i’m not reading that essay

@glock-kay 6 ай бұрын

Deadass?

@lao-ce8982 6 ай бұрын

@@glock-kayyeah, it’s been debunked already

@Quzga 6 ай бұрын

Guided gooning ASMR

@grantcpete 6 ай бұрын

Are those giant buzz balls?

@R43D0LL 6 ай бұрын

buzz ball biggies babyyy

@magickalmason 6 ай бұрын

Yup! I work at a liquor store and we have 4 different flavors of the biggie ballz

@megs6091 6 ай бұрын

love that Noel is repping Salomons

@4starwars 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t know I was going to be tested on gooning rates

@nickh397 6 ай бұрын

goon 1, because he is functioning at a higher jack velocity

@SubtleHawk 6 ай бұрын

The article was fake and they had to apologize for publishing a lie. Look it up.

@NaudVanDalen 6 ай бұрын

Cody is gone gooning.

@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 6 ай бұрын

Come on editors we all know you watch Charlie you didn’t see that it was debunked? Watch penguinz0 for context I guess.

@lao-ce8982 6 ай бұрын

Exactly. I love Cody and Noel but they are really late to an already debunked story

@CrashikusMaxikus 6 ай бұрын

Address the fans Cody

@lao-ce8982 6 ай бұрын

Tbf, this article was really misleading. Check out the original report. They had phones for years now, it’s not that they didn’t know shot about technology. Also, the corn aspect was mentioned once slightly in the original video and they were not that concerned at all. Just the writer of the article blew this up…

@orion5425 6 ай бұрын

I am the one who goons

@Spookylies 6 ай бұрын

😮‍💨

@jadin8317 6 ай бұрын

0.8 jacks per second implies that he’s just edging because theres never a full stroke So my ‘solve to goon’ is the 1st guy cause the second guy isn’t jacking but edging

@jocellecanovas 6 ай бұрын

Address the statut0ry rap3 all3gations cody

@bananacreamoats 6 ай бұрын

still nothing from you Cody? i don’t understand this decision..

@iwillbuycocainefromyou 6 ай бұрын

what do you expect him to say? “yeah i did it”? this has been known for a long time

@Slumpskie 6 ай бұрын

maybe cause it’s false and he doesn’t wanna give it attention 🤯🤯

@bananacreamoats 6 ай бұрын

@@Slumpskie maybe not saying anything and deleting comments makes you look guilty 🤯🤯🤯

@Slumpskie 6 ай бұрын

@@bananacreamoats me when i spread misinformation

@bananacreamoats 6 ай бұрын

@@Slumpskie me when i have a parasocial relationship with someone ill never meet irl…like why are u so mad? i never said anything about the situation i said why won’t he address it. maybe log off… lol