We're Born to Goon

[@Perfinn]

Okay but who tf actually did this, this is like the one thing everyone seems to agree on leave the tribes alone. But somehow it just happens, its on the news.. very sad

[@shanelayshock4001]

Ur boi Elon musk did

[@lex9468]

literally the only think we all agreed on

[@ashley2319x]

@@shanelayshock4001it was proven to be false. Lay off the CNN for a couple of days. You might wake up.

[@luimac3374]

@@ashley2319xit’s a real story about a tribe getting star link and ppl getting addicted to phones but the original source never mentioned porn. That’s just a detail cnn prolly made up or someone on Twitter made a joke and they took it literally

[@scuffedgravyboat]

@@ashley2319xdamn you really got her there

[@WillytheTerryMain]

assuming speed of gooning is 1.0 j/s for x1 and 0.8 j/s for x2, gooner 1 wins no question. the exact numbers are a little more interesting, as while gooner 2 takes 10 minutes and 25 seconds, gooner 1 busts his load at 8 minutes and 20 seconds, meaning the exact length of this video is only 14 seconds short of bringing gooner 1 to completion

[@comedicgenius353]

We got Sal Kahn on the line...

[@Fatalismic]

Those last 14 seconds are essential.

[@disrupticon]

FINALLY they read the definition of gooning I stead of just theorizing what it is lol

[@caitlynpotter5327]

I need a tmg gooning stream now.

[@blazinggames1988]

No you don’t.

[@Thirteenhomes161]

Tiny meat goon productions

[@LiquidSwords007]

What does that even mean 😂

[@amateuruncle]

careful what you wish for

[@memerman2506]

“With the intention of what” uhmmmm sending a message Cody

[@NaudVanDalen]

The end with the "clapping" noise from Cody. 😆

[@Rhin0beak]

Wow if I had a penny where a duo of my favorite KZbinrs read the online definition of gooning id have two Pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@Drockthehouse95]

Imma guess the other is Phillion cuz hes the only other guy I know who read it lol

[@supergoku727]

​@@Drockthehouse95he might mean game grumps

[@grantcpete]

Are those giant buzz balls?

[@R43D0LL]

buzz ball biggies babyyy

[@magickalmason]

Yup! I work at a liquor store and we have 4 different flavors of the biggie ballz

[@dnigh2080]

I got lost halfway through the goon equation but noel really made me feel okay about it

[@emzisee]

That article is clickbait. The tribe already had internet and phones. Now it’s just much more accessible for them. No one does research about what they read anymore. Sad

[@SuperMoodyyy]

I goon 16 hours a day I don’t have time for that

[@uncledagos]

i’m not reading that essay

[@glock-kay]

Deadass?

[@lao-ce8982]

@@glock-kayyeah, it’s been debunked already

[@Quzga]

Guided gooning ASMR

[@Chasing4Rabbits]

I deadass thought Noel was dead bro. My bad fam for believing whoever was claiming that. Appreciate what you do. Keep living!

[@megs6091]

love that Noel is repping Salomons

[@nickh397]

goon 1, because he is functioning at a higher jack velocity

[@4starwars]

I didn’t know I was going to be tested on gooning rates

[@SubtleHawk]

The article was fake and they had to apologize for publishing a lie. Look it up.

[@NaudVanDalen]

Cody is gone gooning.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

Come on editors we all know you watch Charlie you didn’t see that it was debunked? Watch penguinz0 for context I guess.

[@lao-ce8982]

Exactly. I love Cody and Noel but they are really late to an already debunked story

[@CrashikusMaxikus]

Address the fans Cody

[@lao-ce8982]

Tbf, this article was really misleading. Check out the original report. They had phones for years now, it’s not that they didn’t know shot about technology. Also, the corn aspect was mentioned once slightly in the original video and they were not that concerned at all. Just the writer of the article blew this up…

[@orion5425]

I am the one who goons

[@Spookylies]

😮‍💨

[@jadin8317]

0.8 jacks per second implies that he’s just edging because theres never a full stroke So my ‘solve to goon’ is the 1st guy cause the second guy isn’t jacking but edging

[@jocellecanovas]

Address the statut0ry rap3 all3gations cody

[@ttttttttttt2582]

should prolly address it...

[@xKrypto98x]

No one cares man

[@michaeltucker3625]

obsessed

[@ttttttttttt2582]

@@michaeltucker3625 just makes him look really really bad imo

[@jazzi8129]

Address what ?

[@lao-ce8982]

What’s the context? I need chicha!!!

[@bananacreamoats]

still nothing from you Cody? i don’t understand this decision..

[@iwillbuycocainefromyou]

what do you expect him to say? “yeah i did it”? this has been known for a long time

[@Slumpskie]

maybe cause it’s false and he doesn’t wanna give it attention 🤯🤯

[@bananacreamoats]

@@Slumpskie maybe not saying anything and deleting comments makes you look guilty 🤯🤯🤯

[@Slumpskie]

@@bananacreamoats me when i spread misinformation

[@bananacreamoats]

@@Slumpskie me when i have a parasocial relationship with someone ill never meet irl…like why are u so mad? i never said anything about the situation i said why won’t he address it. maybe log off… lol

[@connorforhan910]

The whole being ruined by porn addiction thing was basically just made up and sensationalized.

[@ashley2319x]

Exactly!…..no one does any research. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@RedJacketProduction1]

go look up Sbassbear-Gooning if you wanna hear that Urban Dictionary page put to music. WARNING-it’s a banger