We Simmed An Updated Premier League, It Got Weird

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The transfers have been updated, the teams are ready, the season that is about to unfold before our very eyes is about to be predicted by Football Manager itself. This is the epitome of useless FM database work, and yet we persist in the name of pseudo-science.
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[@TheJWRB]

As a forest fan, Us getting a top 4 and then also a relegation, seems about right. For some reason FM24 usually makes us really OP or just really average.

[@Zenraph0]

And we actually beat Liverpool this year 😂🤷

[@LeKNG]

FC as well. Forest is a very difficult team to balance because it’s hard to tell if the players on your team are good or not because of how the team can play amazing some matches, but look out of place in the others and still not exactly do badly in results.

[@seanjones7434]

The man can take Taunton Town to the pinacle of football's prestigious pyramid, but doesn't know what a crystal ball is. Zealand, we appreciate you.

[@clawiper9705]

I would now add up all the points accumulated in 10 seasons by each team and square the total by ten, then save the table and check it at the end of the actual live season 😁

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

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[@JY-CS]

I just come here for the forehead

[@avenage]

Forest sat 4 points off the top currently, could it really be!?

[@jameswallis4220]

il take that if ipswich get 12th haha

[@jamestaylor6524]

Zealand says: "I have bought an uplift desk every time I have moved". He means they make a great array of desks to suit everyones needs. I hear: The desks can't survive being moved from house to house. Ah optimism when did you leave me?

[@ZealandonYT]

I build them to fit the wall of the room I move too, so the last one was like a big L, now this one is a long flat one, just helps with the video production

[@JJJackson777]

​@@ZealandonYT what if it's long, flat AND L shaped? Should I seek medical advice?!?!?

[@miroyss]

why was liverpool in the europa league? you wouldnt have committed the sin of forgetting to update the european competitipns....

[@BloodCell2]

As it's last season's format It'll still be the old style group stages with the CL drop downs, don't think you can do anything about that.

[@edi0157]

Wow, this is the one simulation where the Irish Guy s prediction of Chelsea having a relegation-level meltdown actually came true but even here they picked themselves back up. Wild simulation in general even if it has corrected itself quite a bit by the end. Meanwhile in my save (FCSB in what was intended to be a long term save with my favourite irl team but I got stupidly fired from in the first season so I took over an 18th place Hartlepool in November of the second one and led them to the playoff final in the same season so absolutely 0 influence on major European football) Erik Ten Hag led United to the CL semi (it was against City btw, Real-Barca was the other one) in the second season while Xabi Alonso got fired in the first season from Leverkusen for being 15th in November, FM is just random af I guess

[@digitaldingus8334]

Is it just me or football manager overrates liverpool and underates Man city, I don't why but Pep always gets sacked

[@va123abc]

gegenpress is op, city style of play doesn't translate as well in the engine

[@db3nnet782]

@@va123abcyou say that but on my save city have won the league in 5 out of 6 seasons, arsenal winning the other. Both Tika taka tactics

[@LeafyPeach]

Yeah it's kinda iffy

[@RogerRoids]

I heard Michael Oliver gave Arsenal 11 red cards vs. City in one of the games.

[@Yaravae]

I heard that someone's crying about bottling a game that went their way

[@Stryth]

I heard Michael Oliver called the City keeper to the center circle to have a word with him once in these ten seasons, and then blew the whistle to start before the keeper had time to get back to his goal line.

[@RogerRoids]

​@@Stryth Well that does it. 12 red cards to Arsenal then.

[@trominator]

@@Strythyou’re not funny champ

[@Stryth]

@@RogerRoids Ah, now Arsenal have been hard done by Oliver

[@ThreeRunHomer]

It’s a crystal ball. A look into the crystal ball says Crystal Palace aren’t so good.

[@sVieira151]

The Forest results are so weird. I expect them to better than people think because so far they've got an excellent defensive system in place - only City and Liverpool have conceded less xG

[@robsearcy]

Always amazed by how accurate FM can sometimes get it. Used the updated database with some saucy tactics and won the league with forest 😂 yours have them in 9th and I assume that’s with their points deduction as well. And in real life they are flying high. Milosevik at CB is great in FM (and real life) and Moreno and JWP both add quality to an already decent squad

[@matthewsatthewsssss4115]

As a wolves fan this sounds about right so far

[@mvpleo0727]

As a Forest fan I always have my seatbelt on for the chaos.

[@nandakumarchandrasekhar6964]

i wish u ran 38 simulations of this updated squad season. and shown us some analytics and predictions :)

[@ValueNetwork]

Here’s an idea for a video that you absolutely won’t see or do, but i think it’s cool so I’ll say it anyway. Simulate an English football pyramid, but both the league position and the financials of the club are determined by the population of the place that the club is named after. In this scenario Manchester remain the big dogs alongside Leeds, the 2 Bristol clubs and the 2 Sheffield clubs. Meanwhile London clubs like Chelsea and Brentford are tied to the population of their London Boroughs and stay In the championship alongside Bournemouth and Brighton. And all the way down the league structure, probably in non league are Everton, Aston Villa and Arsenal who are named after small parishes and wards that only have a few thousand people and are eclipsed by multiple teams that are non league in real life like random towns in Cornwall and Devon.

[@jamesh405]

I just did my first season with man city and this was the exact top 5 I had , as well and the same 3 relegated

[@Popmycherryyo]

A video idea, how about making 2 (or maybe more teams, but 2 renditions of teams) where one team is lets say stuck at more or less mediocre players (where you put the bar would be up to you, but lock their stats, and same with the other team) whilst the other team is close to if not star players, but the mediocre/bad team has their form and what not at max whilst the better ones are bad form etc. To see how strong or not strong form and what not really is.

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Could you please average every teams points from those 10 seasons so we could see that table?

[@msn_hey]

as someone who played with probaly the same or extreamly simmular and won with southampton i have to say this is just a ai skil issue

[@not.really.weirdest]

Amazing quality of the video, thank you sir

[@axel8grease]

In lord the rings they call them joints a Palantir

[@TheCheekyhalfling]

I'm a wolves fan and I'm worried in real life 😂 keep selling our best players does not seem to be a good plan.

[@edenhazard2751]

How is Matt Doherty doing for you?

[@lukebigmore9231]

How come Man Utd is the only club without a badge? Is it to do with fixing the Man UFC thing?

[@sirprintalot]

This seasons FM was really rough, this prediction is so bad.

[@sahujibak]

This never works unless CA/PA and all wonderkids are accurately updated along with the transfers. Most transfers are based on player developments, so unless those are reflected in the new team, it's pointless.

[@wezzy90210]

Would love to see this for the other leagues.

[@Nosceteipsum166]

As a Liverpool fan, I can dig that.

[@reecevanwyk2579]

I love simulations😂❤

[@b8nnytez]

Interesting. Completely jinxed us, but interesting! 😂

[@lds235]

Where did you get the updated transfers from?

[@antoniocosta6372]

Wait a second. If wolves got relegated 9 times it means they are playing in the Sunday League no?

[@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918]

Isn’t Liverpool also supposed to be in the UCL?

[@siiilence6664]

Oh Zealand you’ve done it again🤌

[@ameen2664]

Always love this type of vids❤

[@notg3o]

wolves sat at the bottom rn

[@AndreyChichagov]

Were Sunderland promoted?

[@Ratzy1614]

Nott'm either gonna go ECL or back to to championship

[@mclark8857]

0:27 bro forgot what a Crystal Ball was

[@Lewis617]

What’s the best / easiest way to make these transfers and edit the database? Thanks FM legends in advance!

[@SamButler22]

Did Ange win a cup in any of the 10 simulations?

[@cycklist]

We clickbaited a clickbait. It got clickbait.

[@Ratzy1614]

CRYSTAL BALL ZEALAND

[@lukeskywalker5291]

As a Liverpool fan, I approve this message. o7

[@nd2583]

Love the jersey ❤️🤍

[@Im_helpless]

whenever you do these you just have to disregard anything everton are doing because they're always pumped up and made better than they are because the creators support everton

[@KingPotato90]

Wolves fan all my life......we will be lucky to get that many points this season IRL🤣

[@bheemalramlogan4737]

Man United is so washed, even their crest abandoned them.

[@Somerandomblokefromreading]

its a bit late innit

[@Fc25Hawks]

2nd best fm player (68th)

[@lucruiter8292]

How can I get the same updated teams in my fm save?

[@Somerandomblokefromreading]

its a database from fm scout, its called updated or real transfers or smth

[@mf3wiesmann]

​@@Somerandomblokefromreadingin my opinion the one from sortitoutsi is way better.

[@nareshsivakumar]

Amazing

[@Tom-qb1rj]

Chelsea will stop being disrespected soon

[@young_diogenes]

Not as long as these clowns are in charge Nobody takes you serious since Abramovic had to leave

[@BetterDuckduck]

@@young_diogenes sure thing lil bro. Whatever you say.

[@Hikoplouyr]

​@@BetterDuckduck1 billion spent with an average position of 8,5 that dosent even qualify for europe, ur not getting higher than 5th this season lil bro

[@mojnekan12]

How to sim games in fm24?

[@db3nnet782]

You either have to go on holiday so it sims through or you can download a skin that has an instant result button for matches

[@JakeMcaulay]

FM overrates Liverpool so much in my saves they always win the title for the first couple years

[@copious983]

wooohooo like number 666

[@_lazaran]

15:20 okay I'm wolves fan 😬

[@mraffablewithpointedteeth]

Crystal ball