weakest german horse

When a German Horse named Muhamad can read and do math. You might be able to win WW1
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#german #germany #horse #ww1 #history

[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@jimtuker661]

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[@death-istic9586]

Love your videos!💚

[@aurorauplinks]

I was actually impresed by this short. you have really improved as a youtuber over the years. I think that is great.

[@1-zw8wz]

The guards of the Islamic Revolution have come for you

[@moritzpetrig3121]

@@jimtuker661 no.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

So many bright minds were lost in WWl.

[@dx-ek4vr]

To think, if that horse managed to live, we would be living on Mars right about now

[@Famousagentman]

If that horse had lived, we could have hyper intelligent super horses that could use text to speech devices. Which would have been dope.

[@Imperial_Navy_40K]

Feliz jueves

[@annonimus6883]

Les morts dansant 😢

[@VaporRonin]

Lost isn't the same as KIA 🗿

[@RDesai-up6eh]

"horse ate my homework":🤓 "Horse did my homework":🧏🏻‍♂️🤫

[@gabriellandaverde6219]

There’s a mewing emoji?! 🧏🏽

[@kurosu-samaklipleri7090]

🌚👆🏿

[@distorteduzi]

@@gabriellandaverde6219🤫

[@StanislawStanczyk-by4gg]

🧏🏻‍♂️

[@internetlurker1850]

🧏

[@samuelwaterhouse9343]

“Muhamed disappeared in WW1, in which he served as a draft animal”. The simplicity of that sentence, with no other information, is horrifying.

[@Banbabna]

along with the added music it's even more horrifying

[@oooshafiqooo4722]

😅💀

[@Dicka899]

Dunno man maybe if it was “mogambe”

[@TaylorfromPapaLouie]

As a muslim when i read this comment before watching the video, waiting for the ad to finish, i spit my drink

[@Flamingo123e]

@@Banbabna imo the music ruins the scary vibe😒

[@NolDragon]

Had he survived WW1, he would have gone back home and written a fantastic series of books about his own fantasy universe.

[@jazzy4830]

Nice Tolkien reference.

[@kenzo5096]

@@jazzy4830its not funny if you explain it.

[@e.battraw3934]

One horseshoe to rule them all

[@baul997]

The Horse version of all quiet on the western front

[@fenixman2]

Either that, or gone to prison, and write a different kind of book about his distaste for zebras...

[@ghostcreeper243]

Fun Fact: he wasn’t the only one, he was one of several supposedly gifted horses, the others being Kluge Hans, Zarif, Amassis, and later Bento, a blind stallion

[@jazzy4830]

I though everyone knew that the 'learned horse' is just another carny trick. The horse taps its foot in response to subtle cues from it's handler, because obviously a horse can't read. You still need a well trained horse which the main barrier to entry.

[@umbra9997]

​@@jazzy4830From what I've heard, it wasn't just subtle cues. It was the unconscious movements of the owner as the horse got closer to the right answer. They were just that good at reading body language, which is still pretty cool.

[@jazzy4830]

@@umbra9997 So many fairs for ages would have 'learned' animals of various types for like a hundred years. People worked it as a pretty regular sideshow attraction/scam but most of those guys were sensible enough to keep it away from anyone trying to test if its real, like most magicians.

[@emini6]

Don't forget "Beautiful Jim Key"

[@leifsolbrig332]

@@umbra9997you're right, at least in the case of the kluge hans- it also worked when his handler was not even near him

[@jimbopa2211]

oh no... bad ending.

[@klof4276]

[that one horse tapping intensely while being transported to the frontlines]

[@Douchey_Elkmen]

​@klof4276 Soldier: "What is that damn horse doing? We capture German cavalry and suddenly they start talking to birds through stomping in Morse code? Well fuck my life, I've seen everything now." **realizes**

[@GamerThatExists]

1000th LIKE!!!!!

[@Halbidiot]

​@GamerThatExists go away. Exit

[@a_random_W]

Born to become an actor, forced to fight for the kaiser

[@johnsementa9844]

Kaiser**** 🤓

[@oooshafiqooo4722]

Dang, a good story fr

[@oooshafiqooo4722]

(He might defected)

[@Big_Dolfie]

Forced to fight for the kaiser, born to be the kaiser

[@Henry-yk1bb]

Fur Kaiser Gott und VATERLAND!

[@arkaiyn]

Imagine an illiterate soldier riding a random ahh horse in ww1 completly oblivious to the fact that the horse is smarter than him

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

That sums up the whole AI and human relationship

[@satgurs]

it wouldn't be smarter, it'd be more knowledgable. any human can learn how to read if you teach them (unless they're mentally ill or have brain damage or something), but only the most gifted of horses can.

[@axon8953]

@@SumeriyaYaxlakawhat?

[@official-obama]

ahh-horse

[@DustyHoney]

I have certainly met many horses smarter than me, and I think you would have to be a fool to think otherwise once you’ve been bitten twice. What can I do that a horse can’t do? I can read but I’m still the one getting pick pocketed by a 1,200 pound rock that knows where the pockets are on every pair of pants.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

No wonder he disappeared in war. As a fellow nerd i would also have a 99.99999% chance of dying within a day of reaching front lines if ever drafted.

[@JackfrostAtreidesOmegaXZero]

Or successfully scape...

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Lots of nerds in the military. As a self proclaimed nerd, do the math, are your chances better learning the ropes of how to shoot and be a soldier, or not trying and running away from the fight? Artillery in World War I did this thing called a "creeping barrage", they would fire their artillery in front of their advancing infantry and slowly move it forward till it hit your lines. Then when they assaulted, it landed on the opposite side of the opposing trench and then dialed back towards friendly lines to hopefully score a direct kill on the enemy trench Now would you run, or take cover and return fire?

[@gluesniffingdude]

Wittgenstein served in the German army and survived to become one of the greatest modern philosophers. His brother did too (minus one of his hands) and became a one-handed concert pianist.

[@MrRxProductions]

He could use discord?

[@hariskhan01]

That can't be true, horses literally touch grass all the time.

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

@@hariskhan01God damn it, this is a “I spat out my coffee” type of comment.

[@tuongtang8974]

Of course no, because Discord is an insult to his intelligence

[@somplayz1937]

The Horse gonna groom some kids💀💀💀💀💀

[@JosephShemelewski]

​@@hariskhan01 Orange juice shot out my nose that hurt. But worth it

[@iAlmostDrankMyWater]

"Mom can i ask the horse to do my homework"?

[@shinsenshogun900]

The Kaiser's soldiers had drafted him... the horse will be back from Versailles this Yuletide!

[@r.b.antunes1768]

So, now we know why Caligula chose a horse to be a Consul

[@namelessone9941]

Lmao

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

??

[@namelessone9941]

@@SumeriyaYaxlaka google "incitatus"

[@di3727]

The Empire was well administered under his capable hooves.

[@di3727]

​@@SumeriyaYaxlaka it's a running joke about the Third Emperor of Rome, Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus, better known as Caligula. The Senate of his reign was more or less a bunch of useless old men in eternal incontinence, the Empire was entering lawlessness, and Caligula, having spent the better part of a year sick of fevers and head pains (Julio-Claudians were afflicted with strokes, eye twitching, or in Claudius's case, palsy) that when he recovered he yelled at the Senate that his horse could do a better job. And because people already disliked Caligula, they ran with the horse thing to the ground.

[@GraingyAircraft]

Disappeared? _Who do you think designed the enigma machine?!_

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

Mashallah

[@cymrocymraeg5352]

That was ww2 lmao

[@pierluigiadreani2159]

The fact that of all languages he read German makes It especially impressive.

[@RRRRRRRRRRR956]

German is not that hard to read, compared to french

[@baird5682]

Lucky horse didn't had to learn polish orthography

[@derralle5705]

Speaking german is not such a big feat. In germany even the nazi pigs speak german.

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@RRRRRRRRRRR956kut ganz druf a welche Art Dütsch. Mir hon tausende Dialekte dia kuana verstoht.

[@yjlom]

@@RRRRRRRRRRR956 says the guy writing fing English

[@swolie]

American horses (probably) : Big Fuck haul 18 train engines by himself for 2 days without rest German horses : 2 university diplomas

[@Matt10670]

The horse was found 7 years later in Buenos Aires working as an accountant under the assumed name of Alberto Hoofman. His colleagues were shocked to learn he served in WWI as a draft horse.

[@eduardomelo151]

I can't believe they had a horse that could do math and used him to draft

[@DeadPig325]

he couldve been a recon “hey look a horse is in the trench” goes back and taps coordinates

[@diegoxavier9107]

(he couldn't do math)

[@eduardomelo151]

@@diegoxavier9107 that's precisely why I can't believe that

[@PixlRainbow]

​@@eduardomelo151he would have made a killer lie detector though since he allegedly could recognize even the tiniest microexpressions that professionals could not suppress.

[@arcioko2142]

@@PixlRainbow didnt he solve the maths when he was blindfolded

[@3chmidt]

Ah yes, Muhamed, not Ludwig, Carl or Franz, but Muhamed, the most German name there is

[@luke-be8yw]

My very religious christian grandma has a pug named buddha, they’re just animals bro

[@glasgowblackchigowski6117]

Honestly it's pretty believable nowadays 😂

[@theonetruecurm]

My beloved pet scorpion is named Muhammad and he comes when called

[@MaAterOFdisAsteR]

a name from back in the day when arabs were a bright culture, not a crime statistic

[@glasgowblackchigowski6117]

@@MaAterOFdisAsteR it's new borns statistics not crime statistics, you weirdo.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Makes me so sad so many horses served and died in that pointless war.

[@PlanetBabylon]

Horses, soldiers and civilians

[@frenchrevenge6406]

Technically all wars are pointless in this day and age unless they are civil. Can't the governments just fight in a minecraft server instead of dragging innocent ppl into it all? There's no point in fighting for resorces bc your people need them if you're gonna sacrifice these same people in order to win the resources.

[@mikk.t.7824]

​@@frenchrevenge6406they should just play tic tac toe together and winner claims the territory

[@tobyhoward122]

Yeah so apparently what happened here was that the horse would go to tap his hooves according to the crowds reaction, seeing if they were cheering or excited, knowing that if they were excited he would get a reward

[@JackfrostAtreidesOmegaXZero]

Anyways it are amazing and yet so cool. 🎉

[@derralle5705]

That's what trained horses do at the circus. Krall however wanted to prove that horses could do actual math and not just do what you described. To my knowledge he was quite successful.

[@alexanderwelshwelsh9931]

Didn't someone run an experiment in which the horses could only calculate the answer if the questioner knew the answer in the first place?

[@hoovysimulator2518]

If I remember, Muhamed wasn't the only horse who "knew" math, and that theory is *based* on one of the other horses! So he could have actually learned math. But even then, it is the very very likely outcome that he was just smart enough to read from people's faces when he did the right thing.

[@oshkeet]

In all fairness, this describes my own years of primary education too. And I wasn't half as athletic as he was.

[@vicrattlehead69]

bro could use discord in 1910's ?!?!? 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@kamilekzdun6929]

XD

[@Chrom4Prez]

It was disproven that he was actually capable of doing math but he was in fact a very intelligent animal and very capable at reading human expressions.

[@drekbleh7081]

List of WW1 casualties/missing in action: One smort horse

[@saccorhytus]

he didn’t die, he just wasn’t seen again. neigh.

[@existentiallydead5998]

even the sentient horses cant escape the horrors of industrialized warfare

[@NotTheDude]

I’d like to think that he escaped and lived out his days on an island off the coast of southern France.

[@Crosswizz]

or Argentina

[@burgermr9821]

*vine boom SFX*

[@sovetnik903]

GlitterHoof, is that you?!

[@thanosofthecommunistdruzhi9107]

build him a statue

[@PPandaPete]

So all the monarchs speaking German with their horses was not a joke. E.g. Charles V: “I speak Spanish to god, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse“

[@Redranddd]

Speak french to men and you Will end up ostracized

[@My-cat-is-staring-at-you]

This went from cute to 'Oh God' real quick.

[@user-xp8nq5mf9y]

Vaush would have claim the horse could consent

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

Really? That's how degenerate that guy is?

[@Actuallyimkale]

lmfao

[@baltofarlander2618]

This horse was to smart to consent to any of Vaush's proposals.

[@Metal_Sign-Friday_Patchouli]

I am now imaging a "consent contract" of sorts, in which one must not only consent, but prove their intelligence via math test.

[@baltofarlander2618]

@@Metal_Sign-Friday_Patchouli GOD I WISH

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

He didn’t go missing, he’s allegedly still residing with Tupac In Cuna. I know what you’re thinking, b-but he would be dead right? You would be absolutely correct. Tupac absorbed Muhammad’s knowledge for the greater good of HipHop.

[@Dicka899]

Tupac is alive in Serbia you dolt

[@heterodontosaurustucki]

When I was like 5 years old, I lived in China. There was an old guy living in my area with a dog that knows how to do addition math. The man would hold up two sets of fingers and the dog would bark the amount (like if the man hold up 5 fingers and than hold up 3 fingers, the dog will bark 8 times.) And every time the dog gets it right (which is almost all the time) the man will give him a fish treat.

[@stevemc01]

Probably Muhammad in World War I: “you know what? War is cringe.” *”disappears”*

[@aldgate]

He couldn't actually read or do maths, he was just really good at reading micro-emotions from the people watching him. So good no one realised he was doing it for a long time. The horse could pick up on micro-expressions better then other humans, and it was all self taught. Which I'd say is equally impressive.

[@pneumon6990]

Juan's great great grandfather

[@SiPakRubah]

I was expecting it was owned by some random people in the middle of Central Asia, but didn't expect it was owned by a German people

[@1-zw8wz]

Inshallah Germans will become the most extreme jihadists and will have 4 wives for the benefit of the German Islamic Reich.

[@ChartreuseDan]

Can't stop thinking about what could have been if humans started a hyper-intelligent horse breeding program instead of having WW1

[@MrIsaac-cc6om]

Bojack Horseman?

[@KKJKJH]

The horse actually was guessing the correct answers by looking at the expressions of the handlers who already knew the answer, absolute genius

[@beanfrog6708]

No way they drafted the next step in horse evolution 😭

[@pokemuco]

Born to think, forced to fight

[@user-qr6eb4jg9n]

“The Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools.” - Thucydides

[@KaiserGerman]

Even horse are better than average modern human now 🗿

[@overlordbrandon]

Like you

[@abbr3279]

Same goes to you ​@@overlordbrandon

[@Sex_God69]

Thhis boy right here got BUTTHURT Zamn!​@@overlordbrandon

[@infernus..]

​@@abbr3279 And you

[@KaiserGerman]

@@overlordbrandon bruh

[@lexmortis5722]

WW1 is a nightmare, poor Muhamed and buddies

[@mohammadkayed7780]

i share three traits with this here muhammed

[@stormshadow5283]

Horse: I'm not the Messiah Le everyone: He is the Messiah!!!

[@Morn__]

He is not Jesus, he is Muhammed

[@Assadul-Naml]

Both are prophets

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

600 ad lore ☠️☠️

[@Reeee452]

Bro can do math better than me and is a horse

[@chaunguyenhuu320]

From the title I already see that this horse is smarter than me when I was 8

[@hammerheadtamer6449]

My biggest takeaway was that horses could be drafted

[@ee-wx3hy]

Need an AU where hitler dies during ww1 instead and the horse becomes president

[@osamaahmad653]

Please don't stop posting these videos. You are a ray of light in dark times.

[@jackspedicy2711]

Horses in ww2 have higher intellect then most twitter users today

[@tiagomonteiro130]

Ww1

[@jackspedicy2711]

@@tiagomonteiro130thank you. as you can see, my intellect isen't very high since i confused the two world wars,. which just proves my point.

[@tiagomonteiro130]

@@jackspedicy2711 Damn bro

[@seamusmcknight3656]

well that's what happens to snitches

[@NucleaRaptor]

_"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."_

[@brunobrunani4975]

"Civilization died in WW1" I could never fully grasp this idea until now.

[@Code_Machine]

You think germans are impressive? Wait til you learn about the South African dog called "Just Nuisance", a great dane that was enlisted in the navy, was equal in rank to all his human peers, and was buried with military honours. And if that doesn't surprise you, look up "Jack the signalman" which was a baboon (also South African) who was capable of independently controlling train signals (yes, he required no supervision at all) meaning he was the one in charge of getting the trains onto the right tracks or else they wind up in the wrong place. He would also refuse to work without first getting his morning drinks and getting shit-faced. Oh, and he had a better track record than most human signalmen and made almost no mistakes ever despite being a perpetually drunk baboon with no idea what trains even really are.

[@mrcrazyattire723]

Vaush would site this one horse as to why they are superior to humans.

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

We missed out on a breed of supersmart horses because of WW1

[@Pookieballs-ol9zr]

Planet of the Horses.

[@bigfatpandalaktana2747]

The brightest mind of his generation

[@Proxima_Livion]

Horse: can apparently read and communicate The germans: I dont care, we got a war to fight

[@BaconHer0]

"Before war I was professor"

[@anonimanonim2710]

I like to think that's Oliver Hardy, reincarnated in the form he likes best!

[@fbiopenup6534]

RIP to a legend

[@bluebeastgamer7494]

If he survived WW1 than by 2037 horses would've become a more evolved and intelligent race tgan human beings.

[@vipuldass2318]

Clearly the horse returned to his owner, peter griffin

[@CarpYT576]

They pulled the hooves.

[@hm-2463]

Sounds like another "Clever Hans" scenario to me

[@TheRedHorseman1208]

A smile has never left my face so fast.

[@OZnationalist]

Should've named it diffrent

[@Blue-jy4rf]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse, understanding human language, promptly tells the bartender where to shove it.

[@GorillaWithACellphone]

Imagine going to the nearby farm to get the horse to do your math homework then having it die while serving in a war

[@locrianphantom3547]

Bro was more powerful than even the mighty Trojan horse.

[@bw6188]

Clever Hans, but legit.

[@imstupid880]

Fun fact: A similar horse by the name of Kluge Hans ended up being the namesake for the Clever Hans effect, where a psychologist realized that the animals were just reading unconscious body language from the humans giving the questions.

[@beowolfxz3163]

Man, the last time I was on your channel you uploaded gameplay videos, so long ago

[@Metal_Sign-Friday_Patchouli]

Every once and a while I am reminded that humans probably just _barely_ made it to the top of the food chain.

[@GhostofJamesMadison]

Horses, horses never change.

[@-Raylight]

Bad ending :( If only someone turns him into Uma Musume or a Vtuber... Oh wai-

[@official-obama]

Krall himself professed disbelief in the notion that Muhamed might be some sort of genius, arguing that human savants are also able to perform mathematical functions rapidly in their heads.

[@mikdan8813]

Horse so smart he wrote the Qu'ran

[@Afton_Robotics_1987]

Weakest German Muslim horse:

[@saber5821]

best use of the cod zombies round start chime ever

[@kyrios443]

Wow, what a dark turn

[@aperson9405]

Wow, I wish I was known for being able to read and do basic math.

[@SWBGTOC]

If he had served as the General, we'd be speaking German

[@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI]

Of course I didn't just spend one entire hour looking for this video because it was titled under a different name separate from that notification of upload I got.

[@MasterofRoflness]

Sorry I changed the title

[@Banbabna]

​@@MasterofRoflness What was the original title?

[@JustABritishTeacup]

That got dark fast...

[@siblingplayz1619]

This is the good timeline Bojack Horseman

[@f.b.ilocal5519]

This horse is literally smarter then me

[@killazaawl]

the long lost common ancestor of jacinda ardern and hila klein

[@MRB2580]

Imagine being a horse that could do math and you still get sent to the frontlines to drag shit around.

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

Maybe cover bigfoot and other cryptids on this channel. They're kinda historic too and this also covers Mythology . There is also a funny cryptid called jef the talking mongoose wich is as the name suggests a mongoose that was said to talk

[@tall_lad]

He definitely got eaten

[@keenanmcconnel2451]

Look how they subjugated mah boah...

[@wyattrierson3967]

Taking a break from horsing around

[@aqif5257]

Average horse in red dead redemption 2

[@user-mc6dg6qe8l]

This horse dying is what put into motion art man's spiral into insanity and depravity. Had this horse been a professor it could have seen the great capacity in art man's mind and guided him down a better path.

[@PIGEON5265]

horsesome video, so sad that wars have taken so many lives 😢

[@baltofarlander2618]

Wojtek the Bear: I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

[@molybdaen11]

Was that not the same horse which were famous for doing math - but they later found out that it was just very observant of his owner and could not do it without line of sight to him.

[@Shin_Lona]

So it was just a scam and the owner was giving him the answers to the math problems on the low? Still seems pretty smart to be able to run a hustle like that. He had to understand hand signs or whatever the owner was using to communicate the answers.

[@molybdaen11]

@@Shin_Lona It was the first case where it was shown that animals can be observant and social enough to read the microenotions of humans and understand them. Like a slight change or breathing, blinking, slight movements of the eyes. The owner did not knew either and it took a long time before someone actually became skeptical and thought on testing the horse without the owner.

[@derralle5705]

That's what animals do at the circus. Krall was aware of this and tried to teach his horses to do actual math even under scientific scrutiny. To my knowledge he was quite successful.