Weekend Update ft. Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner and Michael B. Jordan - SNL

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

Can we take a moment to appreciate just how savage the "T-Swift's protesters dads" joke was, and how phenomenal the transition to the photo of Florida Voldemort was?

[@rodsix51]

i just bust out laughing at that.

[@DrLadyBugM]

I had to pause until I finished laughing.

[@jacobjennings9476]

I must not understand. Why is it funny? Was Taylor Swift's dad there?

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

@@jacobjennings9476 Che was making a joke on how white Taylor is, and how a large majority of her fans are young white girls. And it was those young girls' fathers that were storming the Capitol because 99 percent of the stormers were very, VERY white.

[@Iloveswedes]

​@@jacobjennings9476 It's funny because Taylor Swift's fans are mostly white teenyboppers, especially leftovers from when she was more countrified in her music. That their fathers are more likely to be white and conservative (Trumpies) is pretty easy to conceive. Them protesting over something as silly as concert tickets at the U.S. Capitol itself shows the frivolity of some folks' protests, which is analogous to the nonsensical coup attempt over Trump being a failure and actually losing after a pisspoor job in 2020. There are parallels. Jokes aren't usually that complex. Taylor Swift was not the direct subject of the joke, but her fans were, which made the punchline work.

[@shawnadmire5309]

"And the twin." what an underrated joke. fantastic

[@MissZXC16]

Hahaha I had to double check I heard it right. Twin, not twins. 🤪😁

[@jpnwtn]

I was waiting for Che to ask for clarification on that 😆

[@asabifatosin1150]

😂

[@Risaala]

It was incredible!

[@UkeCan1]

Plus the two names before it sounded like plurals. Like does she have two Nicky's and two Peppers?

[@bwmertz]

"Aww that's sweet, only two years after their dads were there!" Che's extreme violence on the crowd tonight 🤣🤣

[@stirlingarcher7972]

As soon as I saw Heidi’s hair in the thumbnail I knew it was the ‘every boxer’s wife’ character. Heidi is always hilarious. 🥰

[@DanLoFat]

They had to get that wig back from her sister's place ... All of it.

[@patriciainportland5567]

Me, too!

[@brendatomlinson]

@@DanLoFat That gave me the giggles

[@ohgeereadmore]

It was like watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof but in Boston

[@TheDancerMacabre]

I honestly thought Keenan was reprising his role of Norman the Doorman

[@gspendlove]

Heidi is hilarious, but Kenan is a comedic genius. Every time he said, "Hey, Che! Che!", I lost it. So glad he's still here.

[@11cabadger]

Reminded me of "Michael. Michael. Michael." Different vibe but still funny.

[@gspendlove]

@@thisisajoke0 Says the man who uses a ridiculously stupid 4chan meme as an icon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sun_free]

Tough to remember which night is wild and which one is regular 😂😂😂

[@togetherwegrow8340]

This is from Cornelius lol

[@JLE1177]

I thought it was less then whelming

[@batgurrl]

Thanks SNL for continuing to post Weekend Update in its entirety making the comedy flow so smoothly. This was truly hilarious and loved the Micheal B Jordan end.

[@patrickfinnegan7489]

I come to the comments just to see this dumb comment every week.

[@RobertXPhotography]

Where's the comedy? It's like watching high school theater kids trying to be funny

[@miketustin4075]

@@RobertXPhotography change your depends and watch white supremacists comedy on Fox

[@RobertXPhotography]

@@miketustin4075 Let me guess.. you have pronouns lol

[@miketustin4075]

@@RobertXPhotography let me guess.... you're desperate for attention so you whine about "liberals" everywhere you can.

[@beigefox6579]

"Using that desk to hide your dirty jeans" 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomaschinyere-ezeh8645]

Che just trying to get the loudest groans from the crowd. Dude is straight savage

[@soundgal_sine_qua_non]

"What?! Tommy never asked why one of his kids was black??" "Tommy don't see color." I cackled.

[@michaelwilliams369]

Kenan as Carl the Doorman - “Aye Che, Che, you know that little kid came around looking for you right? I think he said his name was DeMichael. He said “Tell Che my momma said he gotta take me to the zoo.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krismccoy8581]

I'm slow. I didn't catch that the name was funny until now.

[@jenjay0167]

Tommy don’t see color...that’s nice.😂😂😂😂 funniest line of the night!!

[@elvis1745]

This character of Heidi will never get old! Awesome performance!

[@licoreen]

When she created the character, I wonder if she ever dreamed she would eventually get to cozy up to movie stars Matt Damon (Tommy) and Michael B. Jordan (Creedy). 😂

[@lemon-xh9rw]

These guys have been on point all season. If and when they leave i think we’ll all miss them. Stay for a few more seasons, guys. We need it.

[@LVIS-a]

They've been on TV too

[@unclewilbur8976]

You missed the glory days of SNL. Gilda Radnor, Gene WIllder, Chevy Chase, Al Franken, John Belushi, Dan Ackroid, Jane Curtain, etc... were so much better. Tina Fey and Kate McKinon are awesome in recent times though.

[@smokenroach1]

Polar bears are not in antarctic. Not on point!

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Funfact:chevy chase started weekend Update. Also the first news guy on it

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Weekend update been on SNL since The 70's. Even when weir dead they will still Do weekend update.

[@tyresehall5642]

Kenan Thompson is a comedy legend; his 20th season of SNL and he did a good job hosting the 2022 People Choice Awards. Also, it's been a while since 2018, Heidi Gardner's character Angel, Every Boxer's from Every Boxing Movie Ever return to Weekend Update desk for her 4th appearance.

[@geethinks]

Che hitting em hard with the Texas baby joke and followed up with the Kanye reference. Classic.

[@adamrivera2499]

Keenan is just pure gold thanx for the laughs all these years

[@Beachdudeca]

Omfg can we agree that Heidi Gardner is an Amazing Comedic Character Actress

[@adamrivera2499]

@@Beachdudeca hell ya she has funny characters she is also one of my favs

[@susiesan]

"You're the reason Tommy watches more Sesame Street than the kids" line killed me

[@TriceMDona]

Heidi killed that bit. 😂 Can't wait to see what else she does.

[@jessetorres8738]

0:55. Reminder: Jimmy Carter turned 98 back in October. If he can make it another 21 months he'll be the 1st U.S. President to turn 100 years old.

[@queennoneya601]

The peanut farmer was my absolute favorite president til trump.

[@dundermifflinity]

@@queennoneya601 trump is comedy gold, I’ll give you that. He’s such a moron

[@bonghunezhou5051]

@@queennoneya601 donkey ➡ elephant 😐

[@gspendlove]

And he's still writing books, building houses and making babies. 😎

[@quinetastic]

@@queennoneya601 tRump was an objectively *awful* president and shall be going to prison soon 🤞

[@phatmantv]

That take my kids to the sisters chick is a classic I never get sick of.

[@TheYorkRose]

Thanks as always for uploading the segment as one video 😊

[@SkyNeely]

Yes. Thank you

[@bonghunezhou5051]

Mercí (complete single weekend update segment) 📺

[@Baby0din]

I like how Colin is just leaning into the "Honey" call out; it gets me every time 🤣

[@elaexplorer]

OMG we haven't seen Angel in forever. One of the best characters.

[@macallred335]

Did she say “and the TWIN”? Like with nos “S”? Hilarious and slept on. Subtle funny like that is amazing.

[@kitoushi66]

Im so happy that Hiedi has brought back Angel. I loved this character.

[@MochaDoll]

Lol the Kanye joke got me 🤣🤣

[@_braune_]

Jost has been on absolute fire lately. The contour joke had me cracking up

[@rolandawilson8060]

SAVAGE!!!

[@BleedingHeartBellydance]

My fav

[@BUUOC]

I love that six cats are looking for Michael Che.

[@yorocco1]

I’m guessing I’m not the only woman who swooned a little when MBJ said “you’re coming home with me tonight”.

[@Iloveswedes]

Only two years after their dads were there! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! And Kenan killed it. LOL

[@randyranderson690]

That bit about Jesus and Hitler with Kanye is just priceless

[@Juschillin2024]

Almost spit out my soda with that Texas abortion joke! 🤣

[@DJMarcO138]

That Kanye joke Che dropped was fuckin' savage!! xD

[@jessicaross2869]

OMG!! LMAO "Ay Che....che...!"

[@adamburton4327]

And the Twin she said!! LOL the one that's left LMAO

[@letstargaze]

“He don’t see no colors no numbers and no shapes”😂😂😂😂

[@JohnMoseley]

Surely that's Senator Rick Scott bursting out of John Hurt's stomach during lunch on the Nostromo.

[@sauronringholder5042]

I was thinking Rick Scott as the creepy preacher in Poltergeist 2

[@UkeCan1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alekesam]

8:06 The audience pre-emptively laughed expecting the usual ,"It's not real" from Che. Lol

[@paulmayon8821]

The meteorite on the polar bear,was an amazing joke

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Especially since polar bears are in the arctic, NOT Antarctica... LOL

[@ab-mq4fm]

I have to say this part of snl is the number one reason why I watch SNL. These guys are hilarious!!!!!!!

[@Redmarstar]

This was A deliciously Savage weekend update. Dammn y'all!🤣

[@ethanmattix]

So glad we're getting more world building for Every Boxer's Girlfriend.

[@aliyahpullin2432]

Heidi’s “Go Chiefs!!” at the end! ❤️💛 always nice to see the folks from KC stickin true to their roots!

[@_space.pony_]

The burrito season toilet apocalypse comment is the only thing to ever make me laugh out loud. Thank you Colin

[@drbigmdftnu]

"His potato is BAKED, Creedy...."

[@atrobertson1977]

I'M FREAKIN CRYIN LMMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Tommy don't see no color!!" "That's nice..." "No...He don't see ANYTHING!! NO color! NO numbers, shapes... NOTHING!!" 💀 😂😂 "I'm takin the kids to my sister's!!"

[@gh5208]

Seriously great writers and delivery tonight! VERY funny!!

[@beatdizzy]

Che is the best and getting better 💚

[@ManyTriangles]

I think this is 3 weeks in a row that Collin has had a sassy “honey” in his lines.

[@DanielWright-np3fq]

Michael B. Jordan can do no wrong. Love that guy!

[@Rattenhoofd]

10:45 Che's little wheeze after Jordan says "Creedie".

[@smaugwarriors5543]

Really, No comment on "The Twin". That would have been a flood of jokes

[@jalissamoses115]

Yooo Kenan Thompson is fucking hilarious 😅😂😂😂

[@JohnEboyee]

That Yahoo joke got me 😄

[@bobbsmith1959]

Heidi Gardner is such a gift. She has brought SNL back.

[@KUROHiTO88]

She's hilarious on the animated show, Supermansion.

[@charlottepizzillo7936]

I love Heidi Gardner beyond words

[@corenthiahurley9258]

Che is on one in this skit 🤣🤣🤣

[@veronicamulero2189]

Hilarious… really people didn’t realize that polar-bears don’t exist on Antarctica. 🤣🤣🤣 and Che was laughing at them.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petrab.285]

I'd watch a full length movie with Heidi and Michael in those roles! Really engaging!

[@RealEyes.Realize.RealLies]

I gotta start watching SNL again...this had me ctfu 🤣😂🤣😅

[@toorelevant364]

Kenan is hilarious!

[@minoltaaraya]

Right he had me rolling 🤣👏🏾

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

He was breaking Che it was great

[@jaakpotts]

Every boxers wife gives me Drita of Mob Wives vibes 😂

[@wendi2819]

That's it!!!!! Maybe Drita D'avanzo is the Sista. LOL 😂

[@stuartomahony5364]

The doorman skit was class too Keenan gets funnier in update

[@J4JO]

"the secret to Spike's long life...all Chahuahuas look the same" I'm done 🤣

[@azikbear]

When the whole crowd goes “OOOOHHH” you know it’s a good one.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I always love how they don't know what news they are going to read, until they are literally reading it 😂😂

[@austinl169]

BEST. NEW. CHARACTERS. The doorman shows Kenan is the dean of comedy at Studio 8H. And the boxer's girlfriend...what drama! What laffs!!! The writers were on fire for this one, great stories! Well done, SNL!!!

[@MoneyGrip70]

Heidi & Cecily & Audi Are up there with the greatest .. love you guys and Keeeeenan rocks

[@iamskippy]

It’s worth the wait to get *the full Weekend Update* …instead of watching it in 90 seconds long clips.

[@mvuto137]

I second that 100% Or watching it on a bootleg channel where they zoom in and out to try to avoid the algorithm police.

[@davcar23]

Wow Adonis Creed is a good actor, if his boxing career goes down he should go in to the movies.

[@k.lynnecollier7763]

"No, he don't see any colors, numbers or shapes!" 😂

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Eating cheese before bed could give you nightmares.... If you're eating cheese in bed till you pass out, your life is already a nightmare!😂😂😂 Yeah like when I heard, if you lick a certain type of toad, you'll get really f***ed up! And I thought to myself, "yeah if you're that thirsty to escape reality that you're lickin toads, you're probably already really f***ed up to begin with!😂

[@e0n555]

😂😂

[@b.l.o.c.k.visual]

Polar bears don’t live in Antarctica. What’s left of the arctic is their natural habitat😢

[@catalinacurio]

Settling down to work, plugged in to some smiles and laughter thanks. 😊

[@BedroomBeethovens]

you're about to settle into the unemployment office unless you get back to work!

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

@@BedroomBeethovens Hahahahaha 😂

[@catalinacurio]

@@BedroomBeethovens lol I can work and listen at the same time. 😊

[@Lucks-3]

Every boxer's girlfriend belongs in the Weekend Update character pantheon with Stephon, gay couple from new jersey, Garth and Kat, guy who just bought a boat, and Pete Davidson

[@msarwar01]

And Moynihan’s ‘Drunk uncle’ skit

[@Blackronin357]

Heidi getting her blacked sfw dreams met this episode and I'm here for it!

[@PrydeWater901]

Adonis Creed is every boxer’s girlfriend’s ex she ain’t quite over.

[@hashbor]

Polar bears live in the frozen Arctic landscape, the northernmost point on the planet. They are not found in Antarctica, even though the North and South poles are both snow-covered, icy-cold environments. Polar bears range across the Arctic Ocean, in parts of Canada, Alaska, Russia, Greenland and Norway (Svalbard).

[@patchdavis35]

Ain't no polar bears in Antarctica. Never were.

[@LukeBrahler]

This was one of the best Updates of the season

[@corettejones]

YES!!!

[@aprylb.3718]

Heidi was so funny!, That accent had me rolling.. ♥♥☺☺

[@malenotyalc]

Best boxing PSA for young boys ever.

[@ononoma]

Everything great about this segment

[@HansenSinclair]

Heidi gonna be gift wrapped in Michael B's dressing room. She just made every woman in America jealous 😂

[@Figgs313]

Hey Che Che + Project Texas Story = me really enjoying this

[@crimsonfirelily]

His potato is baked! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 💜✌

[@danniewin]

When Che said Awwe that’s sweet in only 2 years when their dads were there

[@dabiggchill06]

Would have been funnier if Che would have said at the end of the Dallas Zoo story, "in an unrelated story check out the coat Jost got for Scarlett.

[@jessetorres8738]

1:40. Senator Rick Scott is what I imagine Skeletor from He-Man looked like before he became a skeleton. Actually, that's not fair since Scott somehow looks creepier then Skeletor.

[@khard5717]

I'm glad a few of the older members are still there

[@CoolBreezeHeals]

Yahoo also has backup hamsters in wheels in case the server gets crowded.

[@MrTingalingling]

This has to be canon for Creed

[@stephanurkel7567]

"And only 2 years after their Dads were there". 😵💀

[@nanaadjoa461]

Heidi Heidi Heidi❤

[@katycobian5707]

“I’m ready and willing to fully cooperate, mother.”

[@madmartigan2106]

Man, there ain’t no polar bears in Antarctica.

[@bettyveronica9880]

Finally, Weekend Update in one video!

[@stellazstar5552]

There is a heaven above all others and it is for Kenan for making us laugh for 20 yrs.

[@TKFLam3]

Why MBJ looking like spiderman when he 1st got his powers.

[@SaintD382]

I love this character! Heidi's so frickin' hilarious.