What Happened to the Free Cruises

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[@julienolke]

If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

[@Luca_5425]

Heeyy, I will, and also Why do you think portuguese is so hard? It really is, and Você ganhou um cruzeiro grátis Yeah, I'm brazillian, thanks for the portuguese mention!!!

[@Luca_5425]

Also, wanna do a voice call any time? It would be so nice if I could talk to you My discord account is LucaZL#2716

[@zemoxian]

Funny, I just saw the prior video and wondered if there could be a sequel. And here it is!

[@fortnotegamer6449]

this is funny

[@SyBernot]

I have my shots, call me I'll take one of them free cruises.

[@stevenspenneberg7407]

This is a Canadian girl, speaking Spanish with an American Southern accent. A lot goin on here.

[@9t9redballoons]

I thought it was Portuguese?

[@arronbennett4842]

Australian haha.

[@vanessalage373]

I think the first one was Italian and the second one was for sure Portuguese

[@Xilo290]

She talks in italian, french and portuguese .....no sign of spanish😭

[@joacollou]

@@Xilo290 The last one was Spanish. I mean.. hardly, but still lol

[@TisiphoneSeraph]

As a southerner, holy crap that's a good southern accent.

[@TisiphoneSeraph]

Very very Kentucky lol

[@theundone777]

@@TisiphoneSeraph yes! I pegged it as Southern Illinois/Kentucky.

[@addisonmorton2348]

Petra Harris ah yes southern Illinois, the south

[@SketchRC]

Yes that’s what I was thinking!

[@theundone777]

Addison Morton I know southern Illinois isn’t technically the south, but if you go there you will understand why I included it. There are parts of Kentucky that are north of parts of Illinois. These are the parts of Illinois that I’m talking about.

[@Andrew-dp5kf]

LOL Toilet paper by the gram, stop it you’re killing me!

[@aloseman]

"A little side hustle"

[@cataclys3347]

All for the gram

[@SL-jf2qc]

Thank you I was so confused 😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@chinenyeezema525]

😂😂😂frrr

[@jelita_]

Lol, yup. Great job Julie. Subtle

[@R3tr0humppa]

I hope this character gets more stories, she's adorable. ^^

[@rayoflight9709]

Her drunk impersonation is only match by Kristen Wiig

[@mikejones8866]

@@rayoflight9709 Or John Dunsworth - Mr. Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys.

[@benttranberg2690]

... and tragic.

[@catv9085]

Playing a Southerner trying to speak Spanish. Give this woman a goddamn Oscar already.

[@prcr364]

She’s not Oscar worthy, but she’s better then the *actual* _paid_ actors in those really bad movies where the background characters always look at the camera and walk into a wall.

[@James-rx5eb]

​@@prcr364 If her Portuguese were up to snuff, I'd be comfortable with her winning an Oscar.

[@moonlightisgreedy1027]

It was actually Italian

[@aditification1]

She uses the hand to shake other people's hands and then uses it to touch her face, brilliant 😀

[@ApprenticeGM]

Yeah I loved that part too lol!

[@michaelwesten1764]

Ya despite the joke that’s needed though. It’s why a baby isn’t put in a plastic bubble after being born. The building blocks of your immune system and viruses and bacteria. Some not good, like chickenpox staying in you to late develop as shingles. But we have a good form or strep in us. But ya the baby, and people, need to crawl around and touch stuff, touch your face, and get good bacteria - flora - to fight off bad bacteria when it attacks the body. When a baby gets a fever they’ll do 17 tests sometimes. When an adult gets a fever they don’t do that, as they have a built immune system. Immunology 101 material: a downside to the lockdown, wearing a mask and PPE and soaking your house in alcohol daily for months - killing every germ in sight - kills your immune system. It’ll cause a spike in colds/sickness again when people start grabbing public door handles without gloves again. - think fauci will remind us of this basic principle - or let the fear run wild as he has been?

[@FDSDFu3278]

Highlander15 At first, you seemed well informed. Now, you seem like a conspiracist.

[@noblesseoblige319]

@@michaelwesten1764 That's not how it works, and you openly contradicted yourself. If you build up an immune system over LITERAL YEARS, then being not around germs for a few months won't instantly ruin that for you. That's why they call it "building up" and not "temporarily getting an immune system". It's already there, and will take years to get rid of it. If it were true that being free of germs for a few months will kill you immune system, then babies could never get a stronger immune system. If they are in their homes, seeing only the same few people a day, and rarely interact with others (which is a common thing when you're freaking a month old), then that's the same situation as being quarantined. So their immune system is Dead On Arrival. But it still gets built up anyways? Germs are still around. Everywhere. Unless someone is wearing a mask 24-7, and never touches any part of their bodies, and never goes near any vents or windows, then yeah- that's bad. But it will still take a long ass time to wreck your immune system enough to notice such a huge spike as you are saying. Worst case scenario- you are somehow right and people get sick.... but then they get better and get a stronger immune system again, because as you said, you can develop one over time and exposure. So it's really not that big of a deal either way.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Highlander15 Do you not know what a novel virus is?

[@ValenNitto]

Man if this girl don't get on SNL after this, then the world is really messed up.

[@user-km9bx3gf3z]

I'm getting real Chloe fineman vibes from her, so hopefully

[@Raison_d-etre]

@Draxus Aznieta Yeah, Cecily Strong is really crying right now.

[@PaulGaither]

She is way too good for that shit show.

[@TheLibran1]

@@PaulGaither I agree, I dont care for SNL and her acting is a different style than their skits anyway.

[@gzhang207]

Excellent idea for pushing her at least for a guest appearance on SNL.

[@tb0ne315]

This girl needs so many more views.

[@themostbeautifulworldever]

Travis Whatley top 5 best channel on youtube. By far.

[@garyha2650]

Totally agree. I'm addicted, no one has been able to carry me away like this before

[@sallymanderism]

How has she slipped through the cracks??? I just saw her future self regarding the covid because of my KZbin recommendations and I'm hooked

[@mmogaddict]

Hopefully she can turn the exposure from her future self video into a major career break

[@Ms.Ace8]

This girl needed to be in Schitts Creek

[@ScottSilva]

"I'm not drinking that beer right now anyway" LOL Always grateful for the laughs. Thanks Julie! Stay safe.

[@LiddyFreeman]

When I realized what the side hustle was..... Cracked me up! Such great characters, wonderful range!

[@pa902]

I loved the uplifting music that started when lillian is telling us about her "friends cousins brother that is dating an african prince who needs help getting rid of his money" job opportunity. her job might be booming with all these lonely people self isolating these days looking for someone to message them back

[@natalieelskamp03]

“I also use it to shake people’s hands” Oh lord

[@KingcoleIIV]

Lmao the side hustle selling TP was brilliant.

[@jtrimble18]

"The least believeable thing is she's wearing pants while working from home" I said to myself as the next scene flips to rubber gloves and a shower cap.

[@divyasasidharan2960]

But that’s very breaking bad

[@justinberg9903]

This channel is going to get huge, mark my comment!

[@PoetsAges]

Target acquired. Standby for Titanfall.

[@indi9856]

Yes.

[@madisnzz]

The videos reminds me of skits from TomSka, I don’t normally watch this stuff so I have no idea if people still do them.

[@surfingthedarkness]

i think you were right!

[@youssefkhaled412]

"My friend's cousin's brother" Sooo like... Her friend's cousin?

[@ludmilamaiolini6811]

They could be half brothers

[@joshcasticshow]

@@ludmilamaiolini6811, so half cousin.

[@fusrojosh6870]

Nailed it

[@youssefkhaled412]

@@ludmilamaiolini6811 Yeah I doubt Julie thought it that far :')

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

my subtitles said "Lily and James" instead of Lillian James and I was like- THE POTTERS?!

[@annikahellerud2506]

Me too! Hahaha

[@nsimba_777]

Could also be Lilly-Anne James

[@Timothymukansi]

SHE'S MEETING THE AFRICAN PRINCE!! THE COLLABORATION IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

[@Thehouseoffail]

This entire video was amazing, but the hand at the end was such a wacky thing to do that it it left me in stitches

[@tobybartels8426]

That's actually a good idea …

[@michaelremer7721]

Funnier than the at-home SNL skits they’re putting out these days...

[@larrysmith2638]

SNL?

[@larrysmith2638]

@echosixnoble Your opinion. I think it's just as funny as before. I remember a lot of stupid sketches in the early days.

[@soccerruben1]

Definitely, because it’s more creative and actually funny.

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@larrysmith2638 Exactly. SNL is topical as ever. Some people really hate that.

[@jackfroste]

A Cruise through Hubei Province. Priceless!

[@nathanbanks2354]

Plus it's land-locked.

[@Huzub]

Julie, thank you! That was brilliant. Greetings from a tour guide in Berlin, who used to guide shore excursions of cruise ships... In the 'before' times :)

[@HugoDeFainia]

Even the mannerisms are spot on. Perfect southern accent. A mix of mostly Alabama and a bit of South Carolina. She should do a southern show on catfish noddleing.

[@AlexAnder-rv1gu]

You're so brilliant. You did that accent so well. Especially when you double-accented speaking a foreign language with an American drawl. lol

[@WesBarker]

You’re my favourite

[@julienolke]

YOU’re my favourite!!

[@bradgoesboom631]

And I’m Bob

[@internetchocolate6733]

@@bradgoesboom631 hi Bob

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@bradgoesboom631 Hello Bob

[@rebekahtapia5694]

Hi this is Lillian James, calling on behalf of Lillian James 🤣🤣

[@pb4897]

The toilet paper but had me DYING! I literally had tears!😂😭

[@draghn]

Wow. Finding this girl and subsequently watching all of her videos is an excellent upside to being out of work and quarantined! The first time I saw one of her videos I expected it to be one of the many other corny videos that are out there, but she has me genuinely laughing many times throughout her videos. I agree with some of the other comments; her videos should have way more views. Thank you for the quality entertainment Julie!

[@5gonza541]

3:28 As someone who understands (a bit) of portuguese that bit was brilliant XD

[@jedimaster0667]

So original creativity isn't totally gone from KZbin. This is good news.

[@whiteballs538]

"My friend's cousin's brother" @ 3:50 really got me rolling on the floor

[@shafrobert]

This is so utterly brilliant and the southern bell accent and attitude is spot on. She sounds just like my meemaw did many years ago, but damn, meemaw never looked like that !

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

AhahhahaaHAHAHA that Nigerian prince joke just kills it hahahaha. Oh well done this is a very good sequel. Also, I continue to be extremely invested in this character. The acting's just brilliant.

[@deebrake]

Thanks so much for sharing your videos with us to lighten the day

[@Mtnsunshine]

Oh, my god....share, share, share Julie's videos everyone....at the very least she needs to get KZbin's silver plaque (until she gets her Emmy.) 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@sankalpgupta3601]

Man, Julie, I'd really like to put it out there. Your talent is unparalleled. Your content is just superb, and man, I wish I could master those accents you've got. A true gem of a KZbin channel keeping me alive in this quarantine.

[@nebuias2008]

Pure comedy gold here. I'm not a southerner but you have that accent perfectly done!

[@stewiewilliamson1541]

Love, love Julie’s videos! So many good ones hard to pick my favorite. Having great legs doesn’t hurt either.

[@cave386]

When you showed the toilet paper in the bags... I DIED 😂

[@catbeara]

"We've got one that runs straight through Hubei province, but that one has been considerably less popular as of late." 😅

[@rachelh3511]

I wish this character had a TV series.

[@sarama4153]

I’m excited to have found your channel! Noticed the # of subscribers you have has doubled in the past couple weeks! You deserve many many more please keep creating videos!

[@henrilemoine3953]

The waitin'/weighting joke really got me. It was a hilarious video.

[@danielsparrow3701]

oh my word this character is so hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time LOL! Julie Nolke is ridiculously talented

[@koxukoshu]

i love how the free cruise saga got a sequel

[@user-pp7oj1fs7r]

Super talent!! Beyond hilarious!! You had me laughing so much!! Thank you!!! 😊 And I love how you did such a great job with the accent!! 👍

[@lowhanlindsey]

2:44 the side hustle is legit!

[@kristianhuttaldrich8506]

Oml why haven’t I come across this Channel Earlier I love these so much!

[@VidaArmonias]

I love you and your videos, everytime I watch one I feel happy. Thank you for making these :) you are doin great!

[@yellow6409]

it was such a small detail but her cutting the toilet paper with scissors had me laughing so hard

[@FundingGym]

"that one has been less popular as of late...." love it

[@miguelangelgarciagalindo5223]

As a Spaniard I did not understand any of the words she pretended saying in Spanish. Great video and acting, you make me laugh so much 😂

[@KaptenInsano]

Earned a sub from me, you ma'am are hilarious. Keep up the amazing skits and hope to see you on the TV in the future, you deserve it. Also well done to everyone behind the scenes for filming and editing.

[@AdamGreen1]

Gold Ms. Nolke, pure gold.

[@SuperLauraLoca]

The way she said quarentined killed me

[@travisbrooks5240]

Just started watching your videos, they are hilarious. I totally subscribed!

[@G-ra-ha-m]

OMG that fake arm/hand, so funny, I could see you Julie trying not to laugh too at the end :) I had a lovely person try to get me on a free cruise once, they were so caring, really didn't want me to miss out, just needed my card details LOL.

[@nyadmen7097]

Brilliant subtlety.

[@rebeccacarlson9166]

another awesome sketch!!😆

[@Susan_McG]

Julie Nolke is the bright spot in the COVID-19 quarantine! Thank you!!

[@chameleonquest]

I love this little character and her story. Such a funny and light comedy. I hope there's more coming. She kinda reminds me of the Target lady from SNL.

[@unsane78]

If I wasn't crushing already, from a southerner, your accent is great! 🥰

[@davemcneil108]

Yet another Canadian great comic !!! Keep it up !!!

[@cchamming3686]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣 great writing and amazing performance lol

[@Runner656]

I have to say I just found your channel and I can appreciate the awesome Honest Ed's sign behind you.

[@j-sm4554]

You're the best thing that's happened to me since being in quarantine! :) I just can't get enough!!

[@karolinh1851]

Hilarious! I hope Julie makes more videos with this character!

[@johngardner1898]

The only way to make "Schitt's Creek" (yeah, the "Schitt's Creek" that just won all those Emmy Awards) more schitty, would be for them to hire Julie Nolke. Writing, acting, fetching beverages, it wouldn't matter. Instant bonus schitt, guaranteed.

[@JPooserAnimations]

Julie! You are hilarious! Always great to come to your channel for a laugh. TOP notch content!

[@danielardeshirravanshenas1749]

You are supremely talented. I'm really enjoying watching your videos.

[@MrGreenAKAguci00]

You've made a mini series! That's awesome!

[@daltonbruton4471]

That southern accent is surprisingly good

[@ChronoZ516]

All I can say is "bless her heart" 🤣

[@leabeauvais4550]

Genius! Thanks for the belly laughs, Julie!

[@tonkizz1867]

These skits are just gold

[@bisleyblackhawk1288]

Damn good actress...perfect!...from a Tennessee guy 👍😎👍😎👍...I’ll have to practice my pronunciation of “out” 😃😆😃😆 thank “y’all” for these videos during these depressing times 👍👍👍🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@EnricoRechden]

3:25 portuguese🤎🤎🤎 me as a Brazilian just got so happy to see a tiny bit of my language in one of ur videos

[@agedhippie2618]

No greater gift can one human give another than the gift of laughter. I noticed that you are Left handed might make a great video about what we struggle with in a right handed world! Take care!

[@jeremy__3909]

Very funny!! I was wondering what happened to her, cause I haven't received as many scam calls. I guess they are off too. Thank you for keeping the laughs coming!!

[@AdventuresofGeraldandRhia]

This is so fun to watch. The Halloween arm made me laugh even more that I thought I would. You are so funny. :)

[@tanyasmiles]

Julie, you just made my day :)

[@DavidDingoBleecher]

LOL... I love the New Jack City toilet paper side hustle. Great work on the accent, btw.

[@Melanie-ww4yk]

This channel is so underrated. Great acting, content, accents, etc.

[@sumonchakrabartty5049]

Wow this was really hilarious and genius writing and acting bravo

[@josechavez3977]

Just binged on this channel. Its hilarious

[@bethanyk.5378]

Africa prince tie in was brilliant!

[@ladydanger21]

I needed all the laughs lately loll thanks Julie ♥

[@havesomefaitharthur9020]

“My friend’s cousin’s brother” So just her friend’s cousin 😂

[@snackman2005]

The fake hand was just over the top funny!! Please keep the videos coming.

[@kaylatoney4707]

Yes. Lol. Thank me for the big laugh this morning

[@julienolke]

you are more than welcome!

[@waterfoodNmusic]

You are naturally and genuinely hilarious 🤣

[@cstrosetta]

I can completely see Christopher Guest making her even more famous

[@ecopennylife]

So clever Julie - great entertainment during this difficult pandemic. I don't know how you can keep a straight face during filming ;)

[@pitoukeo4867]

Please make more stories about her!! She as a character is so interesting!! 😂

[@ClaudiaMiller]

I just discovered your channel, and this one made me subscribe! We need more humor right now "in these trying times."

[@rdean150]

Bahaha this was so good. You nailed that accent too!

[@indigocatalyst.]

“What would an African prince want with your personal information” 😂

[@ScottyBingham]

You have the sweetest southern accent of any Canadian I know!! Too funny! Your fan in southern South Carolina!

[@robertpayne9009]

Thanks!