What If 2 Million People Actually Storm Area 51?

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[@RealLifeLore]

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[@mrgamra8833]

First

[@staticsnow2285]

Goku_mui 1 second

[@fissionplane32]

RealLifeLore I'm literally in China right now... Using tor and a VPN to bypass the firewall... I better sleep

[@JAProductions494]

China has its own area. Area 100 acre woods where they keep all of the stories and merchandise they stole from everyone when it became banned and the people working there enjoy it all for themselves

[@madkirk7431]

Why would they censor a stupid little cartoon AND STOP SAYING THAT UR EARLY

[@deevissia]

Thumbnail: 1m Title: 2m Meme:700k Reality:0

[@justnoah2073]

I think people will show up, but they won't raid.

[@kingslushie1018]

I mean Hotel is already overbooked so SOMEONE Is definitely coming. My estimate is that between 10-1000 people max might actually come.

[@justnoah2073]

Yeah I think they'll just go look at the base or party, but I think only like one guy will raid the base, and he'll just get arrested

[@monytontana5184]

It'll be about 50 people, on the wrong side of the base and 6 or 7 who show and just end up taking pictures

[@theartist6764]

Tell that to overbooked hotels and plane flight booked out...😆😆😆 wake up. And find them ALIENS

[@Kurtownia]

Let's storm dashlane and steal their password database - they can't stop all of us.

[@miguelnovais3878]

Everyone should like this comment

[@tehgundulf9394]

LMAO

[@K17man]

LastPass too

[@CuriouslyCentral]

Let me get my shotgun lets go

[@Ledabot]

All you'd get are hashes anyway.

[@locuspocus3822]

Area 51 has all the nerf darts we lost

[@newcreationinchrist1423]

If they have all of my lost socks I want those back too

[@cadzzy4552]

Patryk Kowalczyk now this is gonna I’m gonna have to Rade Area 51

[@y9kt]

No wonder were my attack on titan game for xbox went

[@iesah_ive6522]

That's where all my rubbers in class went

[@FrostedMike]

I thought this is where all of my pogs disappeared to. I want my pogs back.

[@VentingPoem]

You know, Everything has been going wrong since we tried to storm Area 51

[@blackman5867]

Illuminati confirmed

[@coquimapping8680]

Oh shit, you’re right.

[@Zequentious]

Hm yes

[@Zequentious]

Imagine we didn’t storm it, we probs wouldn’t have COVID maybe

[@knolfyy]

oh wait WHAT

[@chrisd2597]

plot twist: Area 51 uses Dashlane to protect its missile password.

[@malexthegreat]

Plot twist: dashlane fires the missiles at area 51

[@PittsburghSonido]

This video is gunna get 10 mil views

[@glowstick8639]

lets storm dashlane then

[@aramhalamech4204]

plot twist: area 51 is the headquarter of skillshare

[@Gangstarrr937]

*this comment was sponsored by dashlane*

[@istillcantbelievetheseahaw7963]

0:45 When mom signs your permission slip for the field trip to Earth

[@Emma-qv4ov]

IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall that’s me lol

[@itsenvyy4557]

LMAO

[@prisionmike8224]

Lmaoooo

[@airx9309]

IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall I’m dead

[@planesandeverything8149]

IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBallWhyDidTheyPass

[@buntysnuts]

Once I get to area 51, I better find some hand sanitizer that kills 100.00% of the bacteria.

[@bdgotclout7513]

Arebee stolen

[@buntysnuts]

@Carter Freeman Movies lol even tho I've never seen a comment saying this. It mine as well be

[@i_arji]

@@buntysnuts shut yo dumb ass, you steal

[@eewag1]

Ryan Bunty there are lots of those sanitizers.

[@youraveragecontentcreator5720]

Ryan Bunty it’s a common joke i it wasnt stolen it was probably a coincidence

[@jlminecraft6133]

Me in 2020: *sighs, knowing that all they did was gather under a gas station saying “free the aliens”*

[@WhiteLama]

And “they” was like 50 people, not 2 000 000.

[@jlminecraft6133]

WhiteLama Yeah

[@CloroxBleach-fq4my]

Ayyy COVID gang

[@takashi.mizuiro]

hello

[@alexis_313]

I swear someone was shot

[@phamnuwen9442]

Predictions if this brilliant plan is set in motion: Casualties per cause: Traffic accidents: 1,400 Wildlife exposure: 2,000 Gunshot wounds: 6,000 Dehydration: 900,000 Discoveries: A slightly updated F-35 jet fighter.

[@Danfunnyman1234]

Pham Nuwen More like a dilapidated F35 and a bunch of engineers eating pizza they bought with tax payer money

[@hermaeusmora424]

Haha so true

[@theseed2199]

And shrek 5 u cant forget that

[@neonicplays]

If it did happen, i 5hink itll just be regular, but innovative military tech they dont want released

[@sulemanmughal5397]

Hahaha so true

[@johns818]

Area 51 Raiders: "How can they possibly Stop 1 million of us" Military: "We will just ask the Police to close down the one lane hwy for the day"

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

Yes, just close down the airport.

[@wolfenrichtophen6010]

I wonder if you can livestream out there... a bunch of dead people with their phones recording till their dead basically.

[@thesaltyones7263]

@@wolfenrichtophen6010 Nah the phones would not survive the explosions.

[@sami2351]

@@wolfenrichtophen6010 Logan Paul?

[@Pseudynom]

@@casual_ice_consumer4148 You would need 4000 A380s to bring in 2 miillion people. The planes could just approach Area 51. Or everyone uses parachutes.

[@flavius2884]

They should just entered it. The Capitol was just easy to enter, storm, steal and just desecrate.

[@Joopitah]

Bunker moment

[@sethsuosisbacc6559]

Dude very cool

[@kari3189]

@@gamekiller3343_official but can they shoot 2 million people at the same time

[@gamekiller3343_official]

@@kari3189 Yes there are auto turrets tanks, guilded missiles and 100.000 soldiers

[@kari3189]

@@gamekiller3343_official still wouldnt be enough theyd lower it down to 1.8 mil at least 2 million people is more then u think the most useful is tanks and guided missle since the AOE can take out a bunch of people but i think some would be close but probably not get inside would think its reinforced

[@jennifermckee1529]

the moment they acknowledged there was an area 51 , you can be assured that whatever was there is no longer .... they are happy you are concentrating on area 51 it leaves all other areas alone

[@JarOfRats]

Yeah, the REAL stuff was moved to Area 52 back in the 90s.

[@johndessoye]

@@JarOfRats you must be joking....everyone now knows that they moved all of the sensitive material to Area 57. gosh!

[@acey457]

@@johndessoye area 57 what is the way? a long way! youll be sucking a cactus in the TREE

[@tempestindustries9446]

@@johndessoye Shit bro by releasing intel about area 57's existence they had to move it all to area 59... Way to go

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

Exactly!!! The government is pumped that this distraction exists.

[@seasong7655]

Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the galaxy. But born just in time to explore AREA51! 👽👽👽👽😎👽👽👽👽

[@colonel1003]

Stop spamming emojis

[@austin-use-stuff]

this is gold

[@tails_gamer9786]

Thats retraded r

[@colonel1003]

Orz Aozo no it’s not

[@andonia2020]

You’re not too late to explore the ocean

[@awmperry]

“...which is a tiny gas station and alien-themed legal brothel.” I wasn’t expecting that sentence.

[@andrewsunderlandbeauclair]

Let's storm the brothel.🤣🤣🤣

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

Andrei Stanica Certainly sound like a lot more fun than a 26 mile death march through the desert.

[@stoborking]

@@andrewsunderlandbeauclair Checks will be clapped there XD

[@bobmcguffin5706]

I had to pause and double take on that one

[@captaincaptain2128]

But, how far does the alien theme go I wonder? Is it just the decor, or do the prostitutes dress like aliens, thus allowing you to live your perverted star trek fantasies. Asking for a friend.

[@jan-lukas]

People in 2019: let's raid area 51 People in 2020: let's stay home

[@ahmadhassan8466]

Coincidence?

[@Oracle_Sp]

Its been 1 year Now im old

[@CrossPurpose]

People in 2021: let's raid the Capitol

[@alaakalaf21]

@@CrossPurpose Lmao

[@drabnail777]

The plan to cut peoples balls off worked

[@userdetails1]

Actually a tour group did get past security once and were able to walk right up to a building and knock on the window. The guards supposed to be monitoring the cameras were watching basketball (source: LeagleEagle)

[@itouchkids1]

Link plz

[@johndessoye]

and everyone on that bus had to lie face down in the dirt for three hours and afterward were fined. fun times for them. thanks tour bus driver????

[@juanin200]

That wasn't the tour bus. That was a film crew trying to sneak into Area 51

[@ataco9206]

leagaleagle is how i got here lol

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

Imagine being stationed at the most secretive U.S. base and you let some cheap bastards in because you were watching some good old NBA.

[@user-sr6ys3ff8g]

RealLifeLore after September 20, 2019: How 2 million people died because of a joke

[@Blad3sofWaR]

Good, 2 Million less Idiots in the world to share the air with.

[@charlesv581]

@@Blad3sofWaR I really hate the fact that you're calling others idiots while you yourself are one

[@user-sr6ys3ff8g]

Blad3sofWaR boomer

[@rc59191]

@@Blad3sofWaR 2 million people risking their lives to show you the truth

[@worldsmostretardedperson]

@@charlesv581 how is he an idiot?

[@xenan7889]

"area 51 is the most famous thing in the world that's not supposed to be famous" kim kardashian: am i a joke to you

[@whodis715]

KZbinrs: *laughs in donated funds* Tiktok stars: *regurgitate in lipsyncing*

[@marquezproductions6243]

Lol 😂

[@cod6guy12]

not bad

[@sharkattack6670]

Sabin Baral u dumb

[@Sushi_355]

Famous PLACE in the world* ^^

[@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046]

Holy shit. The raid was in September 20th 2019, and it felt like last week. I'm already in November 2020.

[@fryhyh]

Now it's almost september 2021. Time flies

[@nikhilas9432]

Sep 20th is my bday lol

[@anantchandak9574]

And i am in November 2021 😂

[@u4ren620]

now its november 2021

[@krypticsz4154]

Jun 2023 now

[@AncientSlugThrower]

"You have to hike on foot a grueling *1.2 miles*..." If you can't manage a 1.2 mile hike, maybe you shouldn't be raiding an Air Force base.

[@Carboy45]

Yes but it also up a mountain so that makes it harder

[@drabnail777]

America is the fattest country

[@The_Blue_Ender]

@@drabnail777 Cook Island is fatter

[@ProAvgeek6328]

that is like a little below 2 km or something

[@vlvoid9630]

Facebook signups : 1 million Title: 2 million People who actually go: 20

[@kiyrechka]

lmao. your profile XD

[@justsomeguywith69subscribe92]

Shayani de Blue Chald 😂😂

[@thejgamer0855]

Million

[@lefyre1266]

People that actually charge ..2 angry midgets

[@burlapjack1464]

But those 20 are super powerful and destroy area 51 in an hour

[@JustinY.]

Only true OGs will remember when the title of the video was just "area 51"

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Justin Y. Hey

[@petar817]

ONLY TRUE BROTHER

[@amilgokhale4194]

The legend is here!

[@IifeIine]

Damn right

[@RCStudiosDevelopment]

Oh yeahhh

[@cookiemuncher1235]

“Let’s raid Area 51 they can’t bury all of us”

[@laserbeamnuke4405]

Or can thry

[@wintersoul6703]

but they can turn you to ashes

[@Chuked]

@@wintersoul6703 with the alien blasters

[@raphaelr.5904]

It is probably just a testing site where new technology can be tested without risking a lot of human casualties or wild fires. What place would you imagine where you could test the latest cluster ammunition without destroying the environment or killing people? It is just protected to that extent because the ammunition they have there could be potentially citywhipers. Look up the scene where Tony Stark (Ironman) tests his new cluster ammunition, would you want something like that be tested in a farmland or forest or near a city? You can test the weapons outside of the base while still remaining in safe perimeters. Just think logically.

[@steliosliagkos]

Aliens after 10000 years: Today's kids we will learn about how we got our freedom from the great prison

[@joemamaobama6863]

ALEX HUANG r/woooosh

[@kaboomwinn4394]

Not yet

[@fusiongaming8281]

What if they’re driving Toyota Corollas?

[@1985toyotacamry]

Well they are bullet proof so they can't really do shit

[@c1243]

They would win easily

[@Cytise91]

We lose

[@yustinj.3910]

WE. NEED. COROLLAS.

[@jooknade]

200 iq

[@xXxJokerManxXx]

*Possible realistic things hidden in Area 51:* -Extraterrestrial technology -Advance information on science in general -Advance weaponry / war vehicles -Cure for cancer *What the internet are interested in:* -Shrek 5 -Half-Life 3 -Real life anime girls -Missing socks -Howard the alien

[@joegambabambino4277]

xXxJokerManxXx sorry but I want the tech not no shrek 5 or anime girls and or basically any of the stupidity the internet comes up with 😒

[@chrismabano6538]

why the fuck would they hide the cure for cancer

[@8-d8-d12]

@@chrismabano6538 ye if they found the cure for cancer the us could make millions from distributing it

[@awildalpaca9223]

Chris Mabano If they did, it would be because the government gets a shit ton of money from treatments, charities, etc. or if it wasn’t for profit, then the cure could just have a bunch of very bad side effects so they don’t want to release it

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@chrismabano6538 why wouldn't they, they would lose millions a year, less people getting treatments that might not even save them, just slowing the process down, hell apperantly some guy about 10 miles away from me in Mexico found the cure, but the cartels made him disappear and no one knows where he is

[@doudymac]

0:45 Imagine you go in there and that's what you see aliens doing...😂

[@PrawilnaMordka]

That's actually a real footage from there

[@rntobi2931]

Bruh it's almost been a year since this happened. Imagine if the raid happened in 2020.

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

coronavirus

[@j-t-v-ideos6583]

“The Masked Raid”

[@poley23]

Knowing 2020 there would have been a containment breach and it would have killed us all.

[@stephist]

Thumbnail: What If 1 milliom people stormed area 51 Title: What If 2 million people stormed area 51

[@dylanmelvin5206]

Me: What if 3 million people stormed Area 51?

[@marcello7781]

What if 4 million people stormed area 51

[@callmesoul1468]

5?

[@vb6601]

visible confusion

[@saraopolec5283]

agh my child a long time ago about 25minutes ago the title was just “area 51”

[@xXxJokerManxXx]

4:07 Rare footage of a naruto runner charging to the Area 51 side gates

[@Luka-cu8ep]

LMBAO HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@bluetyphlosion542]

That’s awsome

[@joshuathomas512]

Lmao thats awesome

[@themightybrick2264]

Ahahahah didn’t notice that first

[@Ekke6262]

My god

[@trapalot2792]

Itz been proven Area 51 Has The Last Popeye Chicken Sandwich

[@a4dtesseract408]

ppl died for that bec were are stupid

[@sylbv1157]

Rackalot HD I'm taking it then

[@justinian536]

and the original coke recipe

[@xshullaw]

It has the old-style Olive Garden Breadsticks.

[@ozzierabbit587]

I had Popeyes chicken once, it was mostly just breading and bones.

[@avisiva9045]

white house gets stormed today youtube: let me recommend this today

[@samar5838]

Unfortunately, it wasn't the White House that got stormed.

[@Rockwell28]

@@samar5838 it was the capital building right?

[@snugrug3807]

Legend has it Area 51 is hiding the last working McDonald’s ice cream machine

[@Lauren-ic1kj]

The McDonalds in my town has a working ice cream machine

[@vont.ian080]

@@Lauren-ic1kj I can confirm that this is a hoax.

[@vont.ian080]

Because I haven't tasted McDonald's ice cream in years.

[@Lauren-ic1kj]

Albert Eintein no mine has it :/ it just taste like ice cream

[@Angel-lv8uc]

@@Lauren-ic1kj that's impossible

[@iamkind29]

What if 2 million Toyota Corollas storm area 51? Your move now air force.

[@izaaniqbal1309]

L

[@Fotis420]

The Naruto runners are just the distraction 👽

[@stephenvelden295]

You would fall asleep from sheer boredom driving a Corolla that far!

[@sophiee.2434]

My sis has a Toyota Corolla she can help with this

[@kevingbacon]

@@Fotis420 now

[@Anna-jw4vq]

Relics of a happier time where this was the biggest topic on the internet...

[@speedercat154]

Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves join in. U.S government: * confused screaming*

[@lastphantom4243]

Actually Area 51 is their desert dojo.

[@eraa1791]

U mean Neo, right?

[@allesarfint]

RLL: "Nobody have ever successfully infiltrated (in area 51) in over sixty years" CJ: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@MarcinKralka]

He technically infiltrated area 69 (yes, that's actual area name in the game).

[@makavelitrained2488]

Rick and Morty performed their dope ass song their

[@Joe-kb1sm]

My name is Bruce Wayne, and I'm calling B S on that.

[@onenerdygremlin]

@@Joe-kb1sm He even infiltrated Area 52

[@emilianorios4761]

Total Drama World Tour: Am i a joke to you?

[@Nexxarian]

Imagine nearly 2 million people crossing miles of desert in a single charge looking like something out of Mad Max

[@halogalaxy5612]

That one guy playing the flame guitar

[@thecrippledpancake9455]

Most of them can’t run that much

[@mr.banana3196]

Yo it’s gonna look like the Jews, all them crossing the desert

[@pasty4629]

All in rent a dents lol

[@elmokelmu]

@@mr.banana3196 Tryna find the holy land with moses, tweebs.

[@Demon-sh2wc]

People: *is storming Area 51* Guy on the machine guns: finally! I get to use this gu- I mean, Oh no! I’m forced to use this gun!

[@greeny5549]

My dad used to work as a cop in Vegas. He’s told me that they’d commonly get calls about people trying to sneak onto the planes that head into Area 51

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

If I join in and use my army and missiles, we can easily storm the base

[@shuitu2861]

Kim Jong-un petition for Kim jong-un to join the raid

[@MIGHTYxMUKESH]

Roger that

[@MrAllig8tor]

But that might cause a war to happen for using missiles

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

And then goes further into California and takes the state! XD

[@ksastudio2095]

R u real I see you every where

[@bamfbabybamf]

We need necromancers in the ranks to refill them when people go down.

[@machupikachu1085]

how would getting it on with the downed people help?

[@HotSkorpion]

that was one of the most subtle and seamless transitions to the sponsor ad I've seen... :D

[@elastromamo6531]

He’s only gotten better at it

[@chrisnelmes7180]

A million people. In the desert . No wifi. What could possibly go wrong ?

[@tedtyrrell447]

Cos WiFi matters of course do much yaaaaa smh

[@gliderchucker9644]

Well, I'd imagine if everyone properly hydrates, it would be fine. As for wifi... That changes literally nothing. Just get a radio set up, or even walkie-talkies. It's not a very significant issue, compared to the issue of the military's (justified) pushback. Of course, anybody who actually tried to go into the desert anyways are silly geese.

[@chrisnelmes7180]

@@gliderchucker9644 a lot of the folks going simply cannot survive with out being able to tell people they love something . ....

[@Red-sm5so]

@@chrisnelmes7180 ...And? That still doesn't change anything. They won't die if they don't have their internet for 6 hours. But they will die if they try to storm the base. That would be funny.

[@gliderchucker9644]

@@chrisnelmes7180 Could you elaborate?

[@yourlocalt72]

if people use skillshare they would get into area 51 easily

[@mixtapemania6769]

Nah man, Mussolini used skillshare and he's bald now. I dont truss

[@WyvernApalis]

What if they use skillshare and become an engineer to work in area 51 *THEN EXPOSES EVERYTHING*

[@MrCaesartheman]

who can be bothered learning when you can just use dash lane?

[@TheLucidDreamer12]

But you can use Skillshare to learn to secure Area 51 perfectly, thus creating the Skillshare Paradox.

[@persona3chainsawman]

Before you do that you need to use Nord VPN

[@sengogkaffe]

I actually come up with that storm idea back in 2015 on youtube. It should be organised better. There is a lot of mysterious places where the storm idea is an option.

[@grrumakemeangry]

The music shall be the following: -Neon Genesis Evangelion opening theme -Sasageyo

[@kesorangutan6170]

Alien themed brothel? So people are literally going to storm Area 51(the brothel) to clap some alien cheeks.

[@ginnrollins211]

Sounds like Captain Kirk and Peter Quill's paradise.

[@tigerkill420]

I kinda want to go to an alien themed brothel. Lol

[@tikemyson8839]

Death by extra terrestrial snu snu

[@ginnrollins211]

@@tikemyson8839 *smiles then becomes terrified then smiles again then becomes terrified again then smiles then becomes terrified again*

[@gamingsuper9872]

Best way to raid area 51: Transport 1 mil pokemon go players to the desert near area 51 *mewtwo pops up inside area 51* Everybody: *charges*

[@PearDBD]

a few years late for that idea

[@xxxdroidmonkeyxxx]

I don't think they'd even care. Have you seen people on that game? A unicorn could pass right on front of them and they wouldn't notice.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

I still play...

[@robinmonsere2737]

hmm noo.. there is no shiny version so.. I would not want to spend my revives on that

[@thorodinson292]

@@PearDBD not really bro

[@vertouls2531]

Legend has it that Area 51 has my dad that went out for milk 3 years ago...

[@trizz1350]

I stole him

[@chem3615]

@@trizz1350 i guess milk take dads and dads be taken by milk

[@ryansmith6619]

What is 2 Million people storm the US Capitol?

[@abandonedchannel72929]

How about we don't make that video lmao

[@thewarriorrandom6161]

How to get there: /gamemode c /tp 37°14'00.0"N 115°48'00.0"W

[@pickle24]

Nobody likes you

[@mamsh6951]

Great also get some invisibilty potions! They will be useful :)

[@vertexpoland5729]

You forgot the Y coordinate

[@mamsh6951]

@@okin024 xD

[@erenyeager3829]

Lol Xd I did that in Minecraft but nothing happened XDDDDD

[@deusvult5602]

the first warning shot mission failed we'll get em next time

[@YTN1112]

Stormers use Naruto running! Not very effective........ Area 51 personal uses a warning shot THE ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE Stormers flee from area 51!

[@deusvult5602]

@@YTN1112 SASKEEEE

[@krisskrosssss]

MC-MANAVCI I think one warning *magazine* is all it takes to stop them lol.

[@deusvult5602]

@@krisskrosssss RELOADING FOR MAGAZINE

[@StolenClutch]

Can we all appreciate how smooth that transition was when RealLifeLore started telling us about the sponsor 6:57

[@Wellch]

Dash lane suxs

[@Lzwerzx]

Area 51 must contain the only working McDonald’s ice cream machine

[@davidbenedict5617]

If only you accepted military aid from us...

[@trell9221]

We accept

[@tihi1788]

@Benaiah Ahmadinejad lmao stfu

[@sqdbsd]

lmao

[@Loser177]

Yes

[@ERROR_-_404]

as long as you dont build a f*cking wall through our capital this time. sure

USA: We have the strongest base in the world. Some random guy on Facebook: Are you challenging me?

[@lunakitty9942]

That's actually funny

[@dezloofficial]

*Florida man

[@NeoGodHand]

I read that in the Great Cornholio's voice. "Are you threatening me!?"

[@blackballsack3713]

Not funny

[@ironpatriotwithprestonplay5028]

All I can say rly is WOW Mr doge 😎🐕

[@doapin7438]

"What would happen if 2M people stormed area 51!" Short answer: ded

[@tonyanand5757]

It's dead

[@xxdrifterkidxx_8358]

1920: There Will Be Flying Cars in The Future! 2019: 2M People Storms Area 51.

[@ahsan4339]

We all know the actual Only way to get into Area 51 is with *NordVPN* Edit: Thanks for 1k 🥺

[@ashya1]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[@frickitycrackity7986]

It's actually TunnelBear

[@aldinhodzic5741]

Hahahahahahhaaaa😂😂😂😂😂

[@lunakitty9942]

Nice one

[@ole781]

Alexis Reyes 😂😂😂

[@callofghoul9835]

Me to the time traveller: is the area 51 raid successful Time traveller: oh do you mean 9/20

[@harry793]

call of ghoul 20/9

[@HighLieBH]

Spongey Americans do it backwards for some reason, think about 9/11

[@justanunusualperson8913]

@@HighLieBH 9/11 was done by Aliens.

[@RandyWyvern]

@@IAmLegend9291 as an American I can confirm that we indeed are dumb

[@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769]

How else do you think the time traveler has that device?

[@kingofgames-rz5ew]

Old storms: *people just stand in front of the area 51 with signs say(TRUTH)* Modern storms: *everyone naruto run straight to area 51*

[@internetexplorer7143]

I can’t wait for the Area 51 raid, this is going to be so epic.

[@digitalfootballer9032]

My prediction would be if 2 million people charged area 51, a few dozen would get shot, and the other 1.9 million and change would run the other way.

[@anklebiter9680]

No the logical thing to do is use the dead bodies to absorb the bullets while charging at them

[@holdmybeer775]

ryr 89 10 million iq

[@jmonkey106]

@@anklebiter9680 yeah dude cause humans weigh nothing

[@OGMeanMachine]

If a few million were charging nobody would notice a few dozen people get shot and go down probably the same for a few hundred do you know how inconceivably large a 2million plus crowd would be lol

[@Delgen1951]

@@OGMeanMachine you have never run twenty six miles in 105 Degree heat with one, one quart water bottle, jumping rocks and avoiding Cactus plants and Snakes, have you? Can we say broken legs, twisted ankles, heat stroke within the first mile or so.

[@SpaceWitch1969]

When you were planning on going to the Area 51 raid but mum forgot to sign the permission slip...

[@charlieslegs9487]

MOM NOT AGAIN

[@Rex_Crackerz]

you know very well that you just forgot to give her the permission slip. it's not her responsibility to do everything for you

[@mexisss23m.t.11]

Nah that's on you. Real ones copy their mom's signature into the permission slip.

[@coolingheat5644]

Boladee's Network how is that related to the joke

[@Gavolak]

the raiders look up to the sight of a single plane, slowly flying overhead. A high buzzing sound is followed by a stream of Orange raining from the plane into the oncoming raiders. Within seconds, the AC130 has turned the entire raid into a fine pink mist.

[@generallukeproductions]

Here we are, a few hours before the raid. Let's see what happens

[@mrsalty6884]

We will just have to switch to creative mode and fly in

[@lmaoooo5371]

Dont forget host privileges

[@heztant1st84]

@@lmaoooo5371 we can use command blocks

[@moo7759]

dont forgey the tnt canons tho

[@queenierat6217]

And we'll make iron golems

[@lmaoooo5371]

@@heztant1st84 even better

[@Megalon11235]

2:25 "Legal alien-themed brothel" Not words I ever thought I would hear in a lifetime, tbh.

[@sunjamin99]

Makes you wonder what an illegal one would look like

[@ggcthvvv8035]

@@sunjamin99 just watch us get into area 51 and theres only immigrant aliens that got deported lol

[@starboiklem8381]

@Hulalala Whowho Mexican food

[@cptredhorse5156]

Mexican food

[@anthonyduckworth1142]

😂😂😂

[@jameslyddall]

That was the most smoothest transition to paid sponsorship EVER. I tip my fedora to you sir

[@maxchannel2.065]

Area 51: no one can enter Fly: ( fly's over ) you were saying

[@acey457]

zip! a fly sized bullet rips a hole through its stupid wings

[@UwU-ok2jr]

@@acey457 aren't all bullets fly sized

[@callofghoul9835]

Me to the time traveller: is the area 51 raid sucessful ? Time traveller: where do you think i got this time machine from

[@coolguy3848]

call of ghoul this comment ia underrated

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl9879]

call of ghoul this comment is underrated

[@justayoungpercussionist9370]

U N O R I G I N A L

[@-disneypug-9589]

call of ghoul this comment is underrated

[@callofghoul9835]

whats wrong with this comment ?

[@scareleague9551]

I also heard that naruto headbands where sold out on amazon! 😂

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

That's made my day hearing that. God bless the internet 🤣🤣

[@aleanapineda882]

This generation is really something

[@Racko.]

@@aleanapineda882 This generation though 😂

[@QueefSniffer]

Scare League noooo fuckkk About 2 months ago I got my rogue ninja headband and was planning on getting the regular one 🤧fuckkk

[@phantomofshade7156]

My faith in humanity is slightly restored now. Thank you.

[@LegendaryFartMaster]

5:46 Please sign your initials here Area 51 Employee: _S U S_

[@flakcannonhans6170]

If two million people tried to raid Area 51, it would be raining red for a while

[@pilkers2]

There would be 2 million voices screaming at the mic to revive them

[@MemesnShet]

And the soldiers would default dance lol

[@zaodedong9935]

@@Dennis_5618 Some soldiers would definetly be tea bagging.

[@imperialkirk7931]

Pick me up I have ray gun!

[@szeverholdosi8099]

Legend says that they are hiding Toyota Corolla type 2 in area 51 RealLifeLore: starts sweating

[@tf2scoutpunch175]

Toyota Corrola model 2077

[@Mendrawza24]

I'm your 100th like. Congratulations

[@szeverholdosi8099]

@@Mendrawza24 Well thanks bud

[@manfromnantucket9544]

AE86 2.0

[@RatedPG64]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@LeeVaiM]

Really liked your subtle AF Dashlane ad drop. That was smooth. lol

[@jsisley5623]

hey can I just say that was by far the smoothest transition into and add read I have seen yet

[@robertgirtakovskis1670]

Everyone: Let’s storm Area 51! Area 51: Laughs in [INFORMATION REDACTED BY ORDERS OF THE F.B.I. AND NEVADA NATIONAL GUARD]

[@cr4yv3n]

**laughs in alien**

[@helixx4678]

@@cr4yv3n *laughs in SCP*

[@cr4yv3n]

@@helixx4678 scp?

[@disrandomyoutuber8473]

**laughs in chinese** Who knows what they are really laughing in.

[@danese1636]

Tfw a US state has their own *national* guard.

[@the_danksmith134]

Area 51 raid Expectations: 2M people Reality: 2 People

[@tehgundulf9394]

Lol

[@antonironstag5085]

Me and Ricardo are going

[@jongyon7192p]

I'll give a prediction of 20~100 people. Just enough for a wholesome ironic meetup.

[@spensernichols7681]

@@jongyon7192p I'm thinking closer to 1000, but most will leave when they realize no one else gives a fuck.

[@bobbyhill4118]

DaUHardcoreCraft Until they see John wick and Matt from wii sports pulling up outside of the perimeter, then they’re fucked.

[@erickrodriguez8818]

I bet you can raid it if you had Toyota Corolla

[@rizqibayumantari6769]

Of course... Also Toyota Corolla should replace humvee for US military.

[@acey457]

@@rizqibayumantari6769 co-ROLLA its a ROLLER COASTER on wheels with traction like a toiler boiler thats the toyota treat

[@deathpallie325]

As long as the Toyota Corolla doesn't get hacked by the Russian hackers from Moscow and Saint Petersburg working for Vladimir Putin.

[@KyleLi]

Tfw I actually know a retired engineer who used to work in area 51 and military bases nearby doing a lot of maintenance work on nuclear craters. Told me it was just a lot of darpa projects... Or maybe thats what he wants us to think ;)

[@boristhealien]

Hmmmm...

[@damirimamagic5064]

Area 51 has the jetpack from GTA: San Andreas.

[@finalstarmanishere1430]

No that's Area 69 (joke)

[@damirimamagic5064]

Finalstarman I know it’s Area 69. The reason why I said Area 51 is because it’s in real life. So yeah, I was just being sarcastic.

[@nosquidsid4680]

​@@damirimamagic5064 CJ stormed Area 51 before it was cool

[@eXpas04]

@@finalstarmanishere1430 you 12?

[@PugnaciousProductions]

eXpas04 You must be the definition of an idiot.

[@PHCuber]

How many Toyota corollas will they need to deliver the food and drinks?

[@Theo_Caro]

Wrong channel

[@thatcherrotenberry4657]

6

[@oatmealtheecat8188]

3.7 million

[@axisbe]

@@oatmealtheecat8188 0Jwlao*

[@Sazuyu]

That's the point

[@adlan_kacak]

Area 51 are hiding suit tech that created by Tony Stark, vibranium, light saber tech, love potion recipe, cloning blueprint, etc etc ....

[@Epicdoritos]

It’s September 20th....only like 500 people showed up

[@LordFra-l]

Prisoner: what are you in for? Me: I wanted to clap dem alien cheeks

[@Journey_Awaits]

We just have to wait and those dumbasses will probably make a resonance cascade then the aliens will be clapping us

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Daveret Brunet Him and Sergeant Dornan are training the private military operators, god bless the poor idiots who do raid.

[@calebthomson4381]

I’ve gotta say man, that’s the smoothest transition from a video into an a sponsor ever...

[@Xenoray1]

SPEAKING OF TRANSITIONS, GLASSWIRE

[@FBI-nm6fh]

CT_Plays that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@nb5437]

That title would go to Legal Eagle’s video on the College Admissions Scandal

[@coffeecarp6482]

I was gonna write how horrible that transition was :D

[@saturatedtwo3458]

CT_Plays I was looking for this comment

[@moved7814]

area 51 has all of the guitar picks we've dropped

[@aoi1640]

14th Century Crusader: WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM! 2020 Crusader: WE WILL TAKE AREA 51!

[@blix5]

Thumbnail: *1 million* Title: *2 million* Me: *confused noises*

[@patricknot-star8400]

Serìo

[@shannonbrosnan6486]

Ikr

[@Rohit-tp7qx]

It can become 3 million when the time comes

[@Journey_Awaits]

Video 1.7 million

[@sami2351]

Same

[@The_Original_Man]

One thing I’m really starting to like about this country, is that America is actually turning into a comic book 🇺🇸

[@nolan13]

Lmao never thought of it like that

[@madmanvarietyshow9605]

All we need now are vigilante super heroes and villains fighting each other and we're set.

[@madmanvarietyshow9605]

@Milo The Orange the fuck are you on about? I just want caped crusaders beating up mad scientists and their army of genetically enhanced super gorillas

[@uyenhoang8557]

As an outsider, I am eager for that evolution.

[@pedrovale1973]

The world is turning a comic book, look at America, my country, Brazil, it looks like we live in an action movie

[@winterpupi]

This would actually be really cool

[@Xplsv672]

0:45 when the teacher leaves the classroom

[@414MrMilwaukee]

Area 51 Guards: it's impossible to sneak in Rabbit: *hold my carrot*

[@speakingmoistly3607]

MR BEAST

[@artem105]

Mr Beast... AW MAN

[@valeriemiranda6626]

Mr.Beast!

[@xy4nderenyandere830]

Area 51:Rabbit AW MAAAAN

[@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065]

MR BEASTTTT

[@Grzeciec]

Hang on, did he say ALIEN THEMED BROTHEL? Am I the only one whose focus got shifted here? I don't even care about Area 51 no more...

[@jay5ivez]

Lmao

[@liam-ethanwallis4924]

Yeah, what the hell's the context for that

[@kst8688]

Grzeciec literally

[@Kelsdoggy]

I had to do the equivalent of a double take on that and double tapped the screen to rewind

[@mlc4495]

Oh shit. I forgot that Nevada has legalised brothels. "Actually, you guys go storm Area 51, I'm gonna chill back here......."

[@emilycaballero6052]

This feels like the last big internet event before..you know. Simpler times.

[@Iamwarzone6996]

Imagine the stuff in mountains and under water that they have that we’ll never see …insane.