What Millennials Do after Graduation. Michael Palascak - Full Special

[@shad5743]

Good timing. Last weekend i lost to my 8 year old granddaughter at the game of Life. She beat me last time she stayed the night too. She asked me “grandpa, have you always been this bad at Life?” After laughing my answer was yes.

[@kylorenthehusky2584]

😹😍

[@krisquigley4497]

That's awesome!

[@deborahduthie4519]

Life is a game? I’ll have to reassess. Funny stories. My Grand-children beat me at Hiding. It takes ages for me to find them in the house. I didn’t know there are different rules. They are allowed to sneak to different hiding places that you’ve already looked for them. It takes ages to finish searching each room of good spots but they’ve gone back into that same room while I was searching the room next door. So long.😂👏🏼

[@MaryOKC]

@@deborahduthie4519 LOL! 😆

[@aggierowe9574]

😂 😂 😂

[@timogden3603]

This guy killed it. Great delivery and lots of twists and turns. Stupid humor with lots of wit. Great combination! 😅

[@leviroch]

'stupid humour with lots of wit' That's a surprisingly apt description lol

[@matthewplubell9994]

Yup

[@dwaynehiler5735]

U should get paid to review comedians. That was a well worded and astute analysis of what i just watched. Its like u basically said what i was thinking, but unlike u, i hadn't the ability to articulate what i was thinking, but i didn't have to, cause u already did it. Well done Tim 👍🏽lol

[@hollymcdowell2865]

FACTS! Well said!

[@hahwutt]

@@levirochq

[@LukenUSee]

My observation: English majors are smart, sharp, clever observant people who understand good storytelling, how to communicate, and how humor works = this guy. Godspeed, young man!

[@0oo00]

🤣

[@gracewins9627]

My parents relocated...and I found them... 🤣🤣

[@conchitach1466]

🤣🤣🤣 one if the best jokes ever!

[@gracewins9627]

I agree!

[@freedomofspeech-qh7fe]

So did mine. Like whoop not so fast ma n dad. 3hrs is just a tad too far for me, come back lol

[@PolyphonicSigma]

Rodney Dangerfield

[@BeNice00]

Late to the party....But if my parents conspire to relocate....I *will* find them... 🧐🧐🧐

[@merrykelly]

Sarcastically relatable and hilariously delivered! Enjoyed watching this guy tremendously. Nice to have clean, intelligent humor.

[@islandmaaan1115]

I actually watched the whole thing, with my full attention. He’s GREAT!

[@merrykelly]

@Eclipse538 lighten up buttercup.

[@hollymcdowell2865]

He definitely NEEDS his own special. He’s killing it

[@bodyofhope]

And his own movie. Modern day Sandler

[@Ludifant]

Or a statue!

[@the_rightpill7859]

....full special in the title 😐

[@iunjouihoiunjkmiu7h]

He has multiple albums on iTunes.

[@Saldivinorum]

The willful ignorance of what should have been obvious with the albeit unintentional, but nevertheless equally as damaging disingenuounizing of words in this thread is slightly disconcerting to say the absolute least. And not only because it represents 66% of the replies here (prior to my retort), but namely the juxtaposed fact that it also represents the initial 66% of comments as well. Which tells me people are for no apparent reason that I can think other than to superficially feel "cool and/or smart" by portraying assumptions as if they were literal factual statements as opposed to simple fact checking and learning how to use extreme dictation correctly. I really don't get it, and it's not OK in my opinion. Absolute sayings such as "GOAT," "No one better," "unmatched, and my least favorite "so underrated" have become so prevalent in comment sections nowadays they can mean little more than "like my comment" anymore. The two before me likely agree with my concerns, but this isn't for them anyways. Let me break it down for the 66% now. Holly: You have absolutely no excuse in my opinion to not have at least used a search engine to get what you obviously don't want all that much. It'd taken less time to have read the title several times over AND Googled it. That's wilful ignorance at its core. And it's a personal degradation of language at the very least. How you might ask? If you honestly ment that statement you'd have never posted in the first place. Sorry I'm not "nice" about, but I believe this has to be chastised in order for it to stop. You're only fooling the equally gullible, 241 plus 3 as it stands, along with yourself I'd add. You're ok postng such an easily debunked assumption instead of looking it up yourself? Put into simple context you're statement refuted itself by proving you had no interest whatsoever in anything beyond virtual kudos from people you'll never actually meet. In fact I'd be willing to bet this still remains the only clip from the very "Special" you claim he "Needs" badly. That's not to say you can't start practicing what you actually mean more. Jim: Unless you cried for your own lackluster vocabulary as exemplified as an omitted part of the saying "I laughed so hard I cried," I call BS. Until pretty recently I had never heard that phrase without the indication of it being induced by laughter. I'll admit I am stretching a bit for that one, so it's the least egregious as I fully understood you. It's just that omitting words from cliche sayings give non-English speakers the most trouble. They are likely picturing you crying for no apparent reason. You've omitted the most descriptive word which also happens to be the indicator of it's status as a non-literal. I got your intentions sure, but ask yourself who's the omitting really for. To save you time, making it purely selfish, or are you actually presenting us with a good revision of that expression? My opinion is quite clear, I'd just like even one good reason from you for leaving out the only intuitive verb. Personally I don't think adding to the inherent confusion of non-literal sayings as a way to save yourself time is worth losing their true meaning over time as a price. Mary: I'd like to think that I shouldn't have to explain how simply being funny for a few minutes is far from the actual qualifications needed to make your own movie. If that's all that was required to make a successful movie practically anyone could do it. But that's not the case though, is it? Not saying he couldn't make a movie if he wanted because I don't know that he couldn't, but that's a bit of a stretch based only on the fact that he's funny to you and others. OK, he's funny and that's a good start. Movies also require full scripts with character narration, scene setting dictation with clear beginnings and ending, noting of non apparent intentions, estimated filming costs, etc etc. I'm no film school graduate by any means, but even I can name things producers would expect before even considering a dry read, let alone actually financially backing it. I mean come on, do you honestly think making a movie is as simple as stringing together 30 minutes of comedic material? Snoep: So if I'm to take your statement seriously at all, you'd have me believe that being funny is all anyone needs to earn a statue dedication of their likeness? Not that I'd be against tha as much as do appreciate what comedy is as a whole, the only way I could back that is if beforehand people such as doctors, nurses, scientists, engineers, firemen, and so many others contribute way more to our societal benefit. And yes I am fully aware that likely barking up the wrong trees because this is WAY more of a systematic problem that stems from people's desire to be liked coupled with the modern worlds infatuation with time saving as more important than actual content. I'll be inevitably met with "I ain't reading an essay" and "shut up nerd" esk replies. Doesn't bother me personally though because I'd argue what good would I have accomplished watching cats play and idiots traveling to Destination Fucked instead of pointing out how social media platforms are tricking people into thinking exaggerated entertainment and 100% meaningless virtual "hearts and likes" are more valuable than knowledge and and a true individual personality. Who's really using their time to the fullest here? Another rhetorical btw...

[@brandiallen6324]

Dry Bar.. Thank you for continually producing great standup. Every day. Without Fail. Thru the Pandemic and before... You're the 🐐 Goat

[@tayratliff777]

YAAAAS!!!!!!!

[@katejmendoza]

Yes! My family and I absolutely love Dry Bar!

[@shawnsmith1865]

AGREE!!!!!!

[@BabyBoy-kr3pe]

@@katejmendoza gggggg

[@ronbishop9278]

Hi pretty

[@shalacarter6658]

English major here!!!!!!!! Collateral courses in Communications and Native American Studies. My guidance counselor ran out of options after "speech-writer."

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Totally loved the sarcasm on 1984! What a book and we are living it.

[@BlueberryFundip]

Google "Predictive Programing"

[@susanmercurio1060]

@@BlueberryFundip : I'm not sure that Orwell intended it to be predictive. Or that he meant it for a textbook. It seems that the government thought it was.

[@conchitach1466]

Exactly!!!😄

[@BlueberryFundip]

@@susanmercurio1060 Ok

[@susanmercurio1060]

@@BlueberryFundip : You didn't know that?

[@jeanniem3313]

This wasn’t just comedy; this was a journey from childhood to parenthood. Brilliant delivery! This is the first time I’ve bookmarked a YT stand-up video.

[@neghiethervil5606]

So clever. Jokes were well written. That English degree didn't go wasted.

[@Mr.Andrsn888]

Whats an English degree??? You.literally studied our language????

[@julianna4373]

*didn't go to waste.

[@AnNaGiNa12345678]

What?

[@revellaleif1212]

@@julianna4373 we be trollin..

[@mommybreakdown]

Haha humor makes solid points ❤

[@Tribecasoothsayer]

“I ate all my vegetables...” that got me some big laughs. The whole show was good. Loved the McDonald’s thing and well, frankly all of it.

[@ruthbrown8503]

11:33 "I just felt happy around her, like I felt around her how I do around cake" 🤣🤣Best love poem I've heard in years

[@thebestcentaur]

"Being an English major doesn't make you funny...but it DOES make you less hireable." I laughed out loud! Avoided English like the plague...and studied history instead. (Yes, I do have a job!)

[@skyereave9454]

What do you do? Just asking

[@xxxxMonkeyGirlxxxx]

@@skyereave9454 my brother in law has a history degree and is a Major in the U.S Army.

[@natsarimthings3147]

Why is that though?

[@thebestcentaur]

@@skyereave9454 sorry, just saw this. I work as a records analyst for the US government! LOVE what I do

[@thebestcentaur]

@Ghost Hannibal Mortem couldn't have said it better myself. Because many counselors and academic departments can't be bothered to do their due diligence on the wide array of careers people can choose from (including those interchangeable between majors/fields), many students either have to figure their careers out largely on their own, or, if they're fortunate, through assistance from a solid university career center. I was fortunate my grad school is essentially a pipeline to the government because of its reputation and proximity to the DC area where I now live. (Also, internships are more mandatory than ever if one expects (to compete for) a solid position early-multiple, and paid if possible)

[@ultradeath666]

That 1984 joke is fire

[@tayratliff777]

Dude I was DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@katejmendoza]

I barely breathed the whole video! I couldn’t stop laughing!

[@daniellemorrison7933]

Omg I had to explain that to my son 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ermelinda2223]

Could somebody please explain?

[@sevennielsen7]

The grade for Drybar set designer = A+ (each one is different and well done)

[@graceoverall]

That's true! I never thought about that, but definitely would have noticed if it was the same boring set every time. 😉

[@philipm3173]

"The only thing I know about capitalism is that after a period there should be a bigger letter."

[@conchitach1466]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jselmer9100]

Lol

[@jenynz5334]

As the daughter of an English teacher, I laughed at this the hardest. 😁

[@jewagainstisrael3046]

@@jselmer9100 ah! Thanks for sharing.

[@katahdincloud9803]

So stellar

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

I've been watching Dry Bar for a long time, and KZbin for a VERY long time. This is probably the first time I ever stopped a 30-minute video 3 minutes in just to like it and comment that I liked it. Here's hoping the next 27 minutes is just as good!

[@Puff_Puff_Packs]

i dont know if my dad can find a job there...SO DEAD!

[@Puff_Puff_Packs]

@Alex Nordin you must not be paying attention

[@jeremyzamorano4774]

This is the best comedy channel. I love that the comedy is clean and legitimately funny.

[@candyfarnsworth238]

Years ago, once I learned that Sting taught Eng Lit before The Police, I understood why his songs were so articulate. Even in comedy you can tell when someone understands the English language and how to use it. Great stuff

[@annette4660]

Absolutely fantastic. Can't wait to hear more from this guy. Nails it!

[@jotan0306]

Michael is very funny n exudes a really likeable, warm and sweet vibe!

[@mosart7025]

Yes! That's what I was thinking. Kinda childlike. Just delightful.

[@soxrule74]

He's 100% correct about parking tickets in Chicago.

[@nitroustommy3668]

I used to call fire hydrants my personal parking spaces. By the time I actually got my first fire lane ticket I averaged it out to be about $0.30 for each time I parked in front of a fire hydrant. 😂

[@soxrule74]

@@nitroustommy3668 that's brilliant, hahaha

[@BenjaminBigger-cw5eu]

@@nitroustommy3668 Sweet. I used to park 15 min out of my way to find a space.!

[@MsBizzyGurl]

It takes an English major to juxtapose irony with the literal meaning of life.

[@Ludifant]

That´s the most beautiful chiasmus I´ve ever seen.

[@shanks4391]

Noice!! You down with ELA?! Ya, you know me!🤣

[@LukenUSee]

@Just Me The conundrum is bona fide!

[@fatimakane3052]

Situational Irony, Verbal Irony, and Dramatic Irony! Loved it! ELA major teaching HS English, here:) woo hooo

[@kellyannthomas5727]

I got you flowers...they say mom. I cannot stop laughing! Thanks for a great set! Wishing you much success.

[@craigb8228]

Sometimes it's just great when they say OH.... I LOVE IT.

[@phraydedjez]

word up to the set designers of Dry Bar Comedy, they always have the most interesting sets. plus this dude is funny so that helps.

[@jeridhensley4924]

Thank you!! I built that set!!

[@phraydedjez]

@@jeridhensley4924 For real? Are u serious? Or is this some kind of a set up? lol, A lot of thought and time goes into the sets at Dry Bar, it adds so much to the show because it gives the comedian there own distinct vibe, instead of just being a brick wall behind them. Well good work, keep it up

[@Fanya_valentine]

"....and realizes it's just for kids" I feel attacked. There has been multiple times I went alone to an event that looks fun.....and was the only one above age of 9 but not a parent......or the only one who's not retired with nothing to do.....

[@jillsorbera7247]

Go as a volunteer!

[@graceoverall]

This guy is phenomenal. He finds humor in the most mundane things in life. Brilliant!!

[@lipgloss7636]

This guy is hilarious. No swearing, no sexual or offensive dialogues and still genius.

[@willsanford479]

Wisconsin pride! We definitely all carry around cheese in our pockets. It's confirmed, thanks for the shoutout :)

[@authoritybias9678]

Lol wut

[@freedomofspeech-qh7fe]

《------ wisconsinite and i approve of this message. Its either a cheese stick or baby bel lol

[@tinahinrichs1921]

Wisconsin native here. We do Not carry cheese in our pockets. We put it in our purse in case we need it the next day.

[@margomcintyre7242]

Go Green Bay

[@sshelget]

You can swim with the sharks. Hey if you wanna break up with me just tell me. LOL

[@marloulman104]

Never heard of him before. Just came across this video. He crushed it! I love thar he can be hysterical without being vulgar or insulting. Not easy to accomplish nowadays. He has me crying down my legs!!

[@j.michaeljefferson60]

He has a great way to prevent boredom with his presentation and different things he does, if you're not paying attention, you'll have to catch up with him

[@atcxi8671]

Setup after setup and knocks every single one out of the park. Sometimes you expect it and it’s great. Sometimes it’s way out of left center AND AMAZING. absolutely love this guys stuff! :)

[@m.riveram9217]

My favorite “ I don’t think my dad could be a job there” ( when his girlfriend asked him to move to the Caribbean!) 😂

[@LindyLouCantu]

This guy has great material, timing and delivery. I laughed more than 30-minute's worth. Very funny!

[@barbaraferron7994]

It takes real talent to be funny with out resorting to vulgarity He nailed it and didnt say anything offensive to anyone.

[@cariaus3758]

One of the best ones on here, great delivery. Loved it!!

[@rhejamphi]

One of the best dry bars. His delivery reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.

[@OutOnTheTiles]

Mitch was one of the best. He’s so missed.

[@lindsays8938]

Reminds me of Josh Sneed.

[@caina4678]

I was thinking exactly that, he sounded just like him. Mitch surely inspired this guy

[@horseman4now]

@@caina4678 Have y'all seen Robert Mac? Check him out!

[@LukenUSee]

@@lindsays8938 Right!

[@leonelcadet3833]

You can bet your bottom dollar I had to find that special. That was a good clip.

[@crazysnake1096]

“I love you.” “You do!?” “Uh...no...I like you strongly!”

[@lukeben2131]

This guy is good. Need to see more.

[@emiliadavis8247]

He is SOOOOO FUNNY!! Loved the whole show!! Needed these laughs, and I thank him! 💖

[@susanmercurio1060]

"We have other customers" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cattatachris8]

They don't know there's cheese in my pocket

[@LeenaStark]

This man needs to be cast as a regular on SNL ( Hello Lorne Michaels!!!! ); His brand of humor reminds me of Will Farrell and he's freaking hilarious in everything he does!

[@denasharpe2393]

Agree!!! Big time

[@freedomofspeech-qh7fe]

But then he will leave like all the other 1s who made it big. Id like to see him in a schitts creek skit with him as david

[@mildredpierce4506]

He’s funny because he writes his own jokes. I’m not sure if SNL would let him do his own writing. He’s funny without them.

[@zencityvibes]

Watched for 10 min and didn’t laugh even once, he’s not telling jokes he’s telling stories…

[@MicaelaContreras]

Snl sucks

[@diybronwynsmith263]

Almost ate his own finger 😜😂I remember the first time I told her I loved her it was a mistake !

[@Videolegacy2005]

"Hey mom just got home from the graveyard..... Got you some flowers.." 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@Ironmurs]

...they say mom 🤣

[@Italianqueen]

Absolutely Hilarious 😂 He needs his own special,loving his comedy

[@antonburger01]

This guy is excellent! Super smooth, a total natural! Michael Palascak - what a pro!

[@helenhealy3190]

Very inventive, creative, smooth and uproariously funny. Thank you!

[@Pocket379]

Intelligent and attentive humor. One of the best out there. Thank you Sir.

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

I think this is legit the funniest stand-up routine I've ever watched. Or at the very least, the funniest by someone who isn't Louis C.K. 30 minutes of comedy gold. This guy should be famous.

[@rachaelpracht]

I like all forms of comedy, but I especially love when the jokes are all super g-rated but yet also super funny. I love raunchy stand-up, it's great, but when it's funny funny and not shock funny, they make me laugh the hardest.

[@queencarter3048]

This guy has me literally crying, God this is great! 🤣🤣

[@joscelynpease6656]

That was one of the best acts I've ever seen, very well crafted jokes and delivery. Thank you!!

[@warshimmitanem4669]

that one woman with the loud laugh in the audience is everything!

[@lisbetsoda4874]

There is always one lol

[@danhuffman4455]

This guy is really smart. It takes his comedy to another level.

[@yellowswallowtail33]

You have a fan. Freaking hilarious!

[@adiconstantin4598]

1:32 "Things were a lot different back then..." 😂🤣😂

[@adiconstantin4598]

Oups! the whole joke starts at 1:23 🤭

[@shellbell2272]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!! He was great!

[@sovertiginous3297]

You just gotta tell the guy at the gym you're going to do a set on the slide and you need a spot

[@joscelynpease6656]

That's gold!

[@babyk6374]

I give every Dry Bar comedian a shot (although I may not make it through their whole set)...so far your the best!

[@cory5343]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard throughout the entire set, ever. Love your humor bro.

[@conchitach1466]

Wow, Michael, you are one of the best @ Dry Bar!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟👏🏻👏🏻💖 ... loved the joke about moving to the Caribbean and not knowing if Dad could find a job there🤣🤣🤣

[@EorAmbient]

dude you have this charm about you that you just get away with these punchlines. Amazing set.

[@lincolnpatience6480]

"I got you some flowers...They say, "Mom." 🤣 Glad I watched till the end!

[@rickyspanish492]

Yet another hilarious set! Thanks Dry Bar and Michael Palascak, I really enjoyed this one!

[@saltyshannonigans5967]

Thank you! I needed this 😁😂😁

[@cmarq817]

Very funny! One of the only Dry Bar comedians I saw that doesn’t dish on his/her partner …

[@horseman4now]

I strongly like him! He's the only comedian that I've seen who has some of Robert Mac's erudition, unpredictability and quirkiness.

[@Bandiccoot]

This guy delivers. Thanks Dry Bar. Not wanting to disqualify oneself from the McDonald's Monopoly game, I felt that. I worked there. How am I going to win the grand prize?:(

[@EllieM_Travels]

Hilarious! As a mother of four millennials, I could relate!

[@MrSandroengland]

I'm glad I gave this video a chance. this guy is hilarious

[@brandonhullable]

This guy is way better than the crowd deserves.

[@rachellebowman8421]

One of the funniest dry bars ever. He’s amazing.

[@May-B-Later]

I wish I was in his circle of friends! Super high intelligence turned into wit. Funniest dude I ever heard! Noooooice!

[@iamjoeledbetter]

I love this guy!!

[@tedereTSSK]

Super brilliant and enjoyable set. Thank you.

[@palladium607]

It's hard for me to find stand up I really like but he's great! I really enjoy sarcasm and he has a great mix of that

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

Worth a watch, this kid is funny. The bit about his first job is particularly good.

[@Anna87a]

Rare that I like clean comedy but this set was killer😂really funny and clever

[@carlbaumeister3439]

Think I just found my new favorite comedian!

[@keddy5627]

“I don’t know if my dad could get a job there…!” Omg!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@debbiehorn8263]

Wish I could remember all these jokes so I could laugh & cry all day ! No wait......they might come and take me away . Thanks for the great start to my weekend !

[@jenniferasbury7564]

This guy is brilliant, funny and his delivery is perfect! I love his work! Please gie him a special! 😂😂😂

[@caroliner2029]

Hilarious! Great original set, Michael. Thank you!

[@maryparedes5639]

What a man-child. I love it! 😂🙌🏼

[@isaacryhal6896]

Dude's good 😂👍

[@barrett5540]

He’s cute. I enjoyed his humor. Thanks for the smiles .😃

[@SavingHistory]

Loved the: “I don’t know if my dad could get a job there,” Caribbean joke. He’s not a pirate. LOL

[@notsure1969]

That was a fantastic set. The hotel bit practically killed me.

[@islandmaaan1115]

This guy is FANTASTIC!!! I laughed at almost every Joke. 👏👏👏 Bravo

[@micheleinacharles-hazellem1968]

Yes I agree he should be writing for one of those prime Shows and performing he is brilliant

[@southgeorgiacousin]

Why haven't we heard of him b4?! 😂 He's great!

[@BGlasnost]

"I know we're not together but... I was invited" - Ha I laughed out loud

[@DrPhilGoode]

“Whoa!!! I don’t even want to think about you guys dying”. -should have gotten a bigger laugh. 🤣🤣

[@tacotacotington3638]

This special is so good i’ve seen it multiple times and I still laugh so much

[@RonFleener]

I grew up in Central Indiana and I approve this comedian.

[@Skylark-nu4qt]

He’s very funny and an awesome writer. Hope to see his work on SNL someday. 🤗🤗👌🏽👌🏽