What Our Parents Really Think about Our Podcast

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This week we talk about education, hygiene, hate-threads and much more!
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00:00:00 Intro
00:00:17 Tectone Time-Off
00:04:12 Emily Frew-Up
00:06:35 Tectone Got Clickbaited
00:12:17 Ad Read 2
00:13:40 Rooster Teeth
00:16:17 KZbin Shorts
00:19:09 Rap Music
00:22:29 True Gamer Brain Rot
00:25:57 Energy Drinks
00:27:41 Queen Pwnsalot and The Effects of Internet Disputes
00:32:56 Cheating and the Modern School System
00:44:01 Girls vs Boys Bathrooms (and more)
00:50:28 Avoiding Showers
00:52:26 Tectone's on T
00:56:20 Asmons Hair Transplant
00:59:13 The Ladybug Question
01:02:58 Acne and Facials
01:08:00 WcDonalds
01:10:39 AI Made Tectone Rich
01:13:20 Hate-Threads and Twit-Longers
01:17:05 Live Action ATLA (+ Movie Critiques)
01:22:00 Getting Parents on as Guests
01:24:07 Reading Comments
01:25:20 Episode Wrap-up

[@steakandeggspod]

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[@LawfulBased]

Asmon will get a hairtransplant and his two eyebrows will united to the one true King!

[@smikethehandicappedfriend]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet baby ink is calling capcom trying to shut asmongold down they are going after him and he said in this video he is going to clap back this is soo exciting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@9kllas]

ew

[@Tectone]

Bro even I thought asmons dad was gonna be on the ep Thought my ass had dementia 💀

[@snowmanA12345]

Lmaoooooo have a steak and eggs podcast episode just all three of u guys parents

[@keithcoup6442]

Freaking rip, hahaha.

[@dreadnoughtactual6049]

Yo bro you need to help break the stigma, I tell dudes all the time when they are describing feeling unmotivated, low self esteem, depression ect I always say "it sounds like you need to go get your in testosterone checked" they take it as some kinda jab instead of actual advice. Im really glad and im actually curious on what motivated you to get checked so perhaps I can convince others

[@jeffphisher3801]

​@@dylanwhodiesalot5690you realize how ridiculous this comment sounds?? "listen to KZbinrs, not doctors.."

[@FantasticJay3582]

Yeah sure

[@fenschmen2795]

LMAO when Tectone casually said "oh yeah I mix this with Lean" and Emi And Asmond were shocked

[@wolftobrazy]

2 scoops of lean and 1 scoop of Shylilys blohole 💀... sounds out of context if you dont know gamersupps

[@haakonhopland4460]

asmongold=asmonD?

[@Maethus]

@@haakonhopland4460 asmongler

[@WetAdek]

@@wolftobrazy I know gamersupps and I know my drugs and I still loved the double meaning 😂

[@adamm8350]

Asmon and Emiru switching seats hurt my brain 😂

[@SebastianSonntag]

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA

[@starfishflogging7726]

@@SebastianSonntag 🤣

[@elyootafaridzadeh1164]

so daaaaaaaaaats wusuup

[@xyangetsuga6747]

1st thing I noticed

[@drake6143]

Damn I didn't even notice.

[@TheJanda777]

Meat Canyon needs to make an animation of Asmon grooming himself in the mirror with a crusty childhood knife.

[@MP_3122]

Asmongler literally already lives in a meatcanyon video. We don’t even need the animation.

[@fact4fiction35]

Dont forget showering with a screwdriver.

[@stevenspencer306]

Tectone: We shouldn't teach chemistry. Also Tectone: Cobalt's real! Damn I didn't know that! Checks out...

[@lanemousseaux8995]

Remember when he found out blue raspberry isn’t a real fruit💀

[@torch2005]

The amount of counterintuitive logic this guy talks about in an hour and half is crazy!

[@whirlwindsky]

to be fair: He didnt know it was real because he's lived this long without ever needing to know about it, sooo

[@lanemousseaux8995]

@@whirlwindsky to be fair he’s a streamer so he doesn’t actually go outside or work, he also doesn’t understand how basic taxes work but he pays them every year😭😭sooo

[@Wheazee]

talks shit about energy drinks then shouts out an energy drink sponsor 2 seconds later 😂

[@piersyfy4148]

Content creators: *gives 1,5 hours packed full of relatable and interesting topics* Editor: hmm how can I title this based off of the last 5 minutes....

[@_jow]

ever wonder why the shit you need the most often is at the very back of the grocery store? same reason

[@WoodySTP]

doesn't want to watch it either

[@AsikoTFC]

30 year old bald white man having a 90s hip hop phase is a canon event.

[@drearmouse9510]

90s hiphop is just so top tier. Del the Funky Homosapien & MF Doom were peak flow straight up.

[@AsikoTFC]

@@drearmouse9510 MF Doom saved my life. He was a master of his craft.

[@mafiadude141414]

Enter the wu tang 36 chambers is the greatest hip hop album of all time

[@drearmouse9510]

@@AsikoTFC Hell yeah, right on.

[@DendoSupreme]

Hahaha you are so right, my mixes list now consists of 90s hip hop and 90s/2000s techno at 31 XD

[@toxickingchristian2645]

Tectone was like watch I bet I can get your whole chipotle order… gets everything wrong 😂

[@bunklypeppz]

It's easy to think that things like algebra, chemistry, etc are pointless if you never do anything intellectually challenging in your life, but the value of learning those kinds of subjects in school is to get your foot in the door for if you want to go further into those fields or something related later on. You can't claim those things are pointless when almost every facet of your life relies on other people being able to understand them. The value of math and science is that it extrapolates a vast amount of factual implications from what on the surface appears to be a small amount of isolated information that would often be useless on its own. There are plenty of possible applications of those things even in every day life, it's just that all people are content with varying degrees of ignorance and most forgo any of those applications because they are comfortable enough with how their life is, similar to how you can get through life without being strong enough to do a single pushup, but that doesn't mean that physical strength is not a useful trait to have. Similarly, people can hold blatantly unrealistic beliefs or worldviews (religion, astrology, etc) while still being able to meet the criteria of being a functioning member of society.

[@KUblaikong]

yes and even though a subject might not be applicable later in life, studying that subject still Grows the brain and helps train you to think critically. They would understand this if they actually learned the material instead of cheating. The problem with the American school system is not that they teach a bunch of useless shit, the problem is that slackers like them are allowed to drift through until graduation and end up as ignorant adults who act like speed bumps on the road to societal advancement.

[@bunklypeppz]

@@KUblaikong Yeah, a lot of subjects are worth learning for the sake of improving your ability to think and improving at the learning process itself. The idea that it's smart to cheat your way through school is like believing it's smart to cheat on physical exercises because it is easier to do them improperly without actually working the muscles. It's not smart; it's just short-sighted and it reinforces the kind of mindset and behaviors that cause most people to plateau and eventually degrade. The belief that most people shouldn't bother learning academic subjects because they don't expect to "use" what they learn as an adult is how something like the plot of the movie "Idiocracy" could become a reality.

[@GTlFit]

So glad someone with a brain actually exists in this comment section. How tf is someone supposed to discover what subjects strike their career interests if they don’t dabble in it in school. Probably a 0% chance I’d be a chemist without being forced to take chemistry in high school.

[@Reaper_T2]

The infamous "last time I got tested" by Asmon is a test that happened 5+ years ago.

[@Amocoru]

10+

[@jasperstone934]

'We should not make kids learn stuff that they don't like' - 'wait, what? Cobalt is real??' Guys you should check the oxigen levels in the room from time to time 😂

[@stevenspencer306]

Tectone doesn't know that oxygen is real...

[@jse230379]

Its impressive how little tectone can contribute to a conversation he didnt start

[@Pondero36]

I don't even live or study in America, but I completely agree with the discussion of education and school. And I think the system has similar problems all over the world. All I learned at school is to memorize the material for a couple of days or weeks, in order to put the correct check marks in the test and forget the material forever. And after 13 years, I couldn't even write a sentence in English. Later I just began to watch interesting topics on KZbin and internet in general and learned English in less than 3 years just watching what I like, and ended up learning more than my friends who have more than 15 years of education with mandatory English. Now I literally translate games or information for my friends who have more years education(with mandatory English), so we can play together even if a game doesn't have translation to our language. Nowadays I have the opposite problem, because I realized that 90% of people in my country "learn" English the same way but don't find their interest in it later and now I have literally 0 people to talk about any part of English side of KZbin or internet in general. And I have a similar story with other subjects too.😅

[@Pondero36]

​@@zurikamili It's exactly the same in my country, with politics in school and with people in charge of education. From what I know it's more or less the same all over the world.

[@VincentVegas]

Tectone: Nobody ever going to need that chemistry bullshit ever again in their lifes, school is useless... Also Tectone: I don't think Cobalt is real...

[@NaCl-IE]

One time my mom was gunna clean her sink with bleach and drain cleaner....turns out that makes mustard gas. Knowing basic chemistry is important

[@jaxorgate]

lol I don't know if I was ever taught that in my chemistry class

[@TheSeth256]

Nah man, you still wouldn't know the recipe for mustard gas from your chemistry classes.

[@floatingdaisy]

I mean feel like everyone should know not to mix bleach with anything.

[@gravityhorse4781]

Sounds like a fake event

[@BusinessWolf1]

​@@TheSeth256you are... very innocent.

[@markbrannan239]

wow what a clickbait! disappointed.

[@raoulmensink3893]

That moment you pre record multiple episodes and mix up the video titles

[@fernandoemh]

This episode changed my life, thanks guys. Really kind for Asmondad to come on the podcast. Spiritually.

[@Myrkee1]

NOOO WHERE IS HE!!! :( Hope he comes on soon!

[@rakuran]

L clickbait

[@DankMemer42013]

Nuh uh

[@austynjoe3495]

Nuh uh!

[@TjinDeDjen]

"when was the last time you needed to know anything about chemistry" later "I didn't know kobalt was a real thing"

[@jayr343]

nah i got clickbaited HARD you guys won this round, went through the whole podcast eagerly waiting for asmonpa only for him to not show up 😭

[@osiel611]

“i dont know i didnt come with a ruler and check” made me die of laughter at work

[@apex8520]

Emi's comments on adults dating high schoolers are pretty ironic.

[@kiwi659]

How?

[@KevinSins]

@@kiwi659 She has said before on Discord logs that she dated highschoolers when she was in middle school and multiple college guys when she was in high school. "I was well known there" referring to the college. She also said she dated a 18 year old when she was 13. Yikes

[@aarondev3218]

Techtone discovering 90s rap is hilarious to me

[@natemajor6560]

Asmon and emi swapping is mind blowing this is a fucking revolution I can’t

[@OllyWood688]

Maaaan I hope Pa tears yall a new one for farming him like that when hes on EVENTUALLY lmao EDIT: YA FILTHY BASTERDS THIS WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG WUSNT ET??? I got got man, I got got.

[@swayze240]

it was probably his idea.

[@tipla]

I feel bad for Emi every time Tec opens his mouth.

[@itsspookie]

Asmon telling streamers not to take a break from streaming from "burnout or pressure" while simultaneously being afraid to stream on his main channel is a typical Asmon statement.

[@Apheelia77]

Afraid to stream on his main?

[@snowBean1]

And he himself has taken many breaks out his career. Its so weird

[@drano6373]

Really enjoy this podcast. Feels like a family Reunion. Asmon is the harsh dad that tells it like it is, Tectone is the loud uncle that will say crazier stuff as the drinks get in him and Emi is the soft spoken aunt that stares at them like its a car crash happening. Can't wait for next week!

[@talonmage40k]

These kids discovering '90s rap... 😂

[@musichiphopnerd]

I got clickbaited hard

[@yaekai1437]

Nope sorry teccy, but clickbait is dislike

[@petioborisow150]

Understanding how the world works is maths, chem, bio, phys. Helps you with everyday problems, understanding them opens new ways to solving the problem at hand.

[@stephensparkman6115]

1. cobalt is real metal. 2. cobalt, iron and nickel are the only ferromagnetic metals. hence magnets stick to them. other metals will if they are in alloys like steel (comprised of iron). 3. tectone said he was bored in science class but yet never learned this, wonder why lol

[@marypoppins2232]

emi's never had to wipe urine off of a seat? she's not checking before she sits LOL. as a female, I see it a LOT and will try to avoid stalls. some girls feel the need to hover over the seat so they won't have to sit on it and it dribbles on the seat. Also, I think there are people who stand up and wipe out there. Just found out not too long ago

[@Seriousjaak]

Tech is about to start juicing up now that he is lifting now. Ego has gone even higher, it all starts with Test

[@bunklypeppz]

The reason he needs TRT is likely because he used to do steroids when he was younger.

[@Seriousjaak]

@@bunklypeppz that’s very doubtful

[@bunklypeppz]

@@Seriousjaak What is? Using PEDs is one of the most likely ways to reduce your natural testosterone levels in the long run. He has said on multiple occasions that he used to do steroids back when he was really into pro wrestling stuff.

[@_jow]

@@bunklypeppz don't forget that the AVERAGE T level of a young adult male is something like 5x lower than the average male 80 years ago

[@jehhhGames]

Well I meant Tech is the worst part of the cast, i usually skip when his mouth opens

[@Merglen1029]

We all expect asmonpa on the next episode....we can compromise and settle for a call in

[@biscuithammer2000]

Fuck did they need to click bait that bad

[@biscuithammer2000]

oh they changed the title a bit

[@n0rng]

What cassette is in the boom box?

[@sebastiankarlsson4032]

Scam

[@Ky0l]

ASSMAN's DAD EYES REACTTED LIKE THE TAINT BROTHERS HAHAHA

[@fothrmuckr]

It's good to know I'm not the ONLY one that calls them the Taint brothers. They're so afraid of the gay that it perfectly suits them.

[@ywx7575]

Never clicked a vid so fast … just to be scammed

[@austinm5630]

Regarding the public school system: it's not that they're teaching kids stuff they don't need to know. It's that most of the kids don't need to know most of the material after middle/high school, but the ones that do are the ones who civilization depends on. Like, 99 kids out of 100 don't need to know Trigonometry, but the one who does is designing bridges and buildings where hundreds of people will absolutely die if they don't learn it. In some parts of Europe, they solved this problem by having kids choose their targeted careers in middle school. Then, they only take the classes in high school that are relevant to their targeted field. This means the typical EU high school graduate is smarter than the typical American college graduate, but less "well rounded" (because for some reason, we Mericans' consider that important, even though there are basically zero well-rounded adults anyway. Everyone is good at something and bad at most things and only interested in a couple of things. No human adult is a true generalist.) Of course, the other, more cynical reason is funding. In the EU, school funding is based on need. Here, it's based on performance on standardized tests - which locks most schools into a downward spiral where every year they get less funding than the year before until eventually they're closed down when the paint starts peeling off the walls, because they literally couldn't afford both paint and textbooks. Anyhow tl;dr yes it's a mess but it wouldn't be hard to fix. Fund schools based on need, not performance, and career-test the kids in middle school. Give those two things a decade and you'll see drastic improvement.

[@myatairz]

literal hermit: "all i learned in school is how to get along with people" lmfao

[@dustysmoke4996]

Love the fact they have an antique Lite Brite console behind Tectone... bet 99% of viewers have no clue what it is.

[@ThaumaturgistGuard]

With all the blast you have for this clickbait, you better provide next week :(

[@MegaBusterDude]

a good tip for kids in school, most primarily high schoolers. Learn Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. These are basic functions you need, it's as Asmon says, you will be finessed to taken advantage of. Learn what bills are, maybe pay for your own phone bill? That's a good first time bill. Then learn what's a common bill people pay for in general. Learn what credit is and make it grow. I don't care what anybody says about how bad credit is, especially Asmon. YOU NEED CREDIT in the United States. You need it practically for everything if you plan to live on your own or with a partner, you'll need Credit. Some of you might say "this is dumb we all know this" you'd probably shit yourself from the amount of people that dont know any of these basic things. Edit: Oh yea, learning to Read is probably big lmao.

[@manden6652]

Plastic seats can't really get cold, though the usual porcelain seats tend to get cold. I prefer plastic seats for medium temperatur.

[@manthatlikeschicken]

Tectone is insane if he thinks the average teen has an 1100ng/dl testosterone level lmfaoo his testosterone levels are well within the norm for an adult but if he needs to tell himself that to justify TRT then so be it.

[@thomabow8949]

It's low end of normal - depending on a patients symptomology TRT may be justified, especially under circumstances of primary hypogonadism

[@jamesc.801]

My favorite Asmond content is when his dad shows up. You really got my hopes up. What a clickbate! 😢

[@willthornsbury2913]

My kids are in high school. They get three electives per semester. JROTC (Drones, Cybersecurity, etc...), Art, Theater, Music, Band, Choir, etc... there are others. My kids take JROTC and get Drones, where they learn all about building and flying drones and can even get FAA certified as licensed drone pilot.

[@aod9910]

One of the reasons they teach subjects which seem like the kids are never going to use is because they want kids to practice critical thinking skills. You show different subjects to kids so that they have to use different types of thinking skills. You might feel like you will never use geometry, but practicing it gives you better spatial sense skills which translates into things you actually will do in life.

[@jongaea]

how is cheating a W take? like uh, your cheating…god i hate techtone hes beyond annoying

[@HickeyXC]

Tectone is on some other shit today.. wtf

[@graarg]

Yep, vitamin S

[@artonio5887]

On the school system part. I disagree. By removing the sciences and maths from the school curriculum, you basically deny kids their chances at succeding in science fields. Y'all think algebra is useless? Speak for yourselves, if you want to become an engineer you have to know that shit, and if you don't get prepared for it in school, you're basically fucked.

[@Kolvarg]

I'm not familiar with the US education system so I can't discuss specifics, but I think the biggest problem with modern education is not at all that they are teaching kids "things they don't need to know", because you can't really avoid that. Yea if you're a streamer you probably don't need to know a lot about chemistry or physics. If you are a scientist, that's not so true, is it? It makes sense to prepare kids to be able to do whatever they might want to, and to actually expose them to those things so they can even know if they like them or not. More importantly, learning those things help develop logic, reasoning and other analytic skills that will remain with you even after you forget a lot of the specifics. I think the bigger problem is 1) the teaching metods haven't kept up with the quick techonological advancements of the last few decades, 2) a lot of teachers aren't properly compensated, have the resources or the knowledge and will to make their classes enjoyable, and perhaps most importantly 3) the grading systems often value memorization over understanding.

[@switchxb]

Guys we gotta riot

[@Castanochris69]

I was so excited for asmon's dad what the hell guys, i love this podcast, dont clickbait

[@phoreign64]

Will we ever figure out whose hand puts the VHS tape into the VCR?

[@shwiggityshwack]

Tectone not knowing a single name in Borderlands but still furious about the casting kinda just feels like he doesnt actually give a shit but he saw a reddit post.

[@Ry4nJk]

Just watched the episode where Asmonds Dad calls him out on eating at least thousand hot dogs in his lifetime.

[@BEERBOMB113]

That shit was 🔥

[@906iphone]

Almost as good as your mom used to freeze the strawberries all the time and those were your favorite.

[@realabatrax]

Actually bad click bait gamers

[@fives.]

I genuinely get a kick when Asmon notes Emi's returns on farming shorts, you get the sense he's like, she's legit a model employee lol

[@mikemilli3834]

Played marvel strike force for 4 years. Unless you spend $1000 a month you will never keep up. And as an added bonus any team they make and you manage to grind or buy will become obsolete within the year

[@user-ms9px2fi1x]

I’m unsubscribing

[@kupikichuvava1661]

Byeeeeee

[@JMPERager]

Rip bozo

[@banjo405]

nice clickbait im not watching

[@captainrampage2246]

How has tech been talking about the gym for so long but look the exact same lol

[@TheSeth256]

Because contrary to what he says you don't get a great physique just from going to the gym for 3 months. It takes years of regular workouts unless you have some insane help like movie stars do.

[@nutzor9594]

​@@TheSeth256 and the bigger you are the harder it is to build muscle. Teccy is tall as fuck so it takes a while for it to be visible

[@TophatBoar]

He does bot look the same at all, plus it takes fucking time and patience, but what would you know

[@mikeyt5453]

i went and got bloodwork done and its not true that the average test levels for 18 is 1100, thats just the peak range, the real normal range would be 300-1100 . for a male over 30 it would be around 200-800

[@GrizzlyCaseyntr]

Did I just "Get Got"? 😢

[@Spirit_Circle]

29:10 damn, ok then, remember everyone, it is free game with asmon

[@Annamoon_]

Time really goes by fast listening to you guys, i was helping my mom with house stuff and didn't even realized it had been almost 2 hours. Great episode guys, i had some good laughs!!

[@KeqingMain278]

What was the original title boiz?

[@Wibbejay]

You're worst title for a episode so far. Please change the title for a not-so-clickbait one.

[@dipsdm6586]

Im pissed!!!

[@vortexgaming70000]

most education episode of stakeandeggs ever xD

[@peekaboo6622]

Trivia: "Cobalt" comes from the German word "kobald", which means goblin or an evil spirit. Tech finds goblins pretty!

[@rpgelitist]

... But his dad doesn't come

[@dylancosmo7310]

Bro fell off, first you agree with Hassan saying that streaming is a hard job, and now your click-baiting? For Shame

[@mariojoia1337]

A far better idea for the shorts strategy is to have your editors make a shorts dedicated channel, not on the main channel.

[@WhiteMalay]

Does anyone know what the Korean skin scrapper thing called? I feel like someone should get that for asmon

[@stevem8611]

What is happening with the mic reverb at 1:18:00 @steakandeggspod

[@emildraxineanu7037]

Hey where was dad .lol bloody click bait

[@nicolasprzasnyski2114]

People who don't like tectone, don't dislike him due to him just existing... it's that he's got an audience of kids who love to hear his naughty words and watch the big baby have tantrums and victimize himself cuz its the new cool.

[@luismarte2796]

First time actually commenting on this podcast, I just loved the vibe in this episode for some reason. You guys are great!

[@vishalpatel1777]

its not the content you learn, its the thinking mechnics that you learn

[@Shpa18]

dont see the episode yet, i bet tectone talk about gacha/how much money spend & some fight with other streamer/youtuber etc

[@Shpa18]

less than 20 minutes and bingo xD

[@maleficluna7638]

yea honestly I just listen to this podcast nowadays just to hear all the slightly different versions of the same stories and situations over and over again, wondering when they will start to notice.

[@alphafalter9189]

"Is Gingers a racial slur?" "No, but if you rearange the letters a little bit......."

[@reyrey9752]

The title was changed for anyone wondering about the comments

[@gabrielboman1340]

We need tiger-watermelon-cat fan art! And it needs to be 50% tiger 50% watermelon and 50% cat.

[@proxi9777]

Thumbnail and Title is so embarrassing. Do not support this.

[@TenaciousSkaven]

ngl clickbaiting this hard isn't a great look

[@Monster-6524]

It’s free real estate

[@bxnaxmxxnaxx1914]

so that's why the image was changed

[@bxnaxmxxnaxx1914]

Just play a scene where is all smiles and then. AFTERDARK WARBLED EFFECTS as asmon talks a out "DermaPlating" with a knife

[@ampgod_]

Thank you editor for turning down the volume on tectones ad read while he’s yelling. You mean so much to me.

[@Jirizo1]

Bullshit I thumbs downed

[@OH-hj2ph]

why yall click baiting

[@user-ee7dy7bz2z]

Do audio books count as "reading" the book? Because I've burned through so many books while at work. I didn't technically read it but I also didn't just use spark notes for the synopsis.

[@MP_3122]

How would they not count 😂