What the HELL is Goat Story?

[@kurtisconner]

loved this!!! misery loves company so i'm glad more people are finding out about this movie haha

[@weebyboi620]

Omg kurtis

[@williamshakespeare9424]

The mighty one has arisen.

[@Loudshark_]

Bruh

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Bruv, too nice you damn nice, sweet, battler of toxic masculinity Canadian.

[@neglectsin603]

Youre a brave man, kurtis

[@patkub3214]

Fun fact: in Czechia, beer is cheaper than water. EDIT: Another Fun fact for 7k: Czechs are the world record holders in beer drinking. Statistically speaking, every Czech person drinks on average 141 litres of beer in a year (as of 2019), the most per capita in the world. Czech beer is also regarded as one of the best, among German or Irish beers.

[@FireBunBunNerd]

Drunk

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

Patrik Kubík never change, Central Europe (except Germany, it’s good you keep changing)

[@vadifadoms]

That explains a lot

[@muanofuny7457]

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 It's central europe

[@ArdannaL]

Also fun fact, beer has been safer than water for most of human history.

[@Knitboy1997]

Fun fact: The girl in red is being called "Máca". *BUT THAT IS NOT HER ACTUAL NAME!* "Máca" is a nickname made from the word "macatá" which could be translated as "chubby". So if the joke was kept, in the english version she would be called *THICC*

[@strengthcolossal5538]

*DAMN! BOY!!!! (Breathes) DAMN BOY!!!!!*

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

🥴 “Thicky”

[@aestheticidiot3742]

Thiccy nicky

[@deadlykittens]

Shes thicc alright XD

[@cutest_pets]

*t h i c c*

[@NoahTheArtist1]

This looks like a movie my school would play for recess if it was raining...

[@faceache6262]

I feel bad for you

[@LostApotheosis]

Did your teachers hate you?

[@animekitty6460]

That is an oddly specific yet completely accurate point you make. 100% can confirm.

[@triplehearts914]

this is 100% accurate. stuff like this or the live action cat in the hat movies are what we were forced to watch lmao

[@Pengulin]

Your school plays movies?

[@dotheflip4706]

SaberSpark: “Czech names are hard to pronounce” Polish names: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

[@Jeff-ij1mm]

as a slovakian i agree

[@StarDustedCloud]

As another Polish person, i agree

[@StarDustedCloud]

@TwojaUlubionaRyba oh my god, i didn't know you were Polish, Buff Monokuma!

[@StarDustedCloud]

@TwojaUlubionaRyba Yeah i know, don't worry

[@JohnDarksoul69]

if you slam your head on the keyboard, there's a 99% chance you'll end up with a polish name

[@elainejsta]

“It’s because I’m a goat...” “Well, maybe a little bit”

[@patrikkralik3610]

Bruh that joke killed me as a kid...

[@bananaspice1967]

Baaaah

[@martinhroch344]

"No, it's because you don't have any nails in your boobs." -Kurtis Conner

[@Vulnresati]

Thats a good reply honestly

[@ana7icia]

@@martinhroch344 OAKSKWNKKA

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

Fun fact: Medieval people actually knew how to maintain basic hygiene, and bathed frequently. It's nowhere near the same standards as nowadays, but nothing really was.

[@pyromaniacalmagpie3198]

Wasnt the "no bathing" thing specific to one single area of the planet? It just turned into an "all europeans" thing because, you know, it's trendy to diss on pale people.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

It was only during the Black Death that Bathing was discouraged (they believed it spread the illness and they might have been right since baths were communal), which then became fashionable after the fact. Queen Isabella of Castile claimed she bathed twice in her life - during her christening and before he wedding.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

@@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 As much as it would normally make me cringe, yeah. People underestimate the sheer brilliance of Europeans. Not that they were BETTER than other people, but we we're lucky to have had settled in the place that we did.

[@codemancz798]

@@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 "No bathing" was specific to Brits, the rest of Europe was relatively clean.

[@DoctorLazers]

Also, all the bad teeth jokes about medieval peoples. Yeah, they didn't have modern dentistry, but they also didn't eat nearly as much corrosive sugars and shit, so they weren't all that bad.

[@klemmteastwood]

these designs look like human versions of crazy frog

[@D_LGND]

Plot twist: they cloned crazy frog and put them in a human suit

[@victoryjamz]

R/RareInsults

[@cottoncandy2023]

Hahaha

[@armyshope]

At least Crazy frog is a memorable character

[@DAK111]

As a czech person, thank you for showing everyone what kind of nightmares we have to watch as kids.

[@afoxwithahat7846]

When the screen turned black, I asked "which character is this?" It was my face...

[@themaqueovelic2195]

So you got to see something good looking for a change after the video? Lucky you

[@genericname2747]

Amazing. Someone turned this joke into a compliment.

[@persian338]

😶

[@Wendigo-Bait]

Smooth af

[@afoxwithahat7846]

@@themaqueovelic2195 I actually went to the barbershop, I look less like a monkey now

[@deepblume6611]

The female character looks like a Heavily modified Skyrim characrer

[@justsomewoomywithamustache4481]

I absolutely hate that this is accurate

[@anomaliexxx]

nononononono stop

[@brianthepyromancer924]

Every dark souls character

[@battydude]

Skyrim on meth

[@deepblume6611]

@@battydude so just skyrim then?😂😂

[@martinhroch344]

*Fun fact:* In the original, Goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in Despicable Me.

[@lukasVGL]

Omg didn't even notice

[@veronkun5690]

Yep

[@Ribbital]

well that would explain the episode where um the melon big boy 2 day bad doctor if you know what I mean

[@sorenthefunkyman]

that pains me very much

[@ohgodpleaseno7374]

Steve carrell?

[@JudyBeeGaming]

As a Czech citizen, I watched this with my family and nobody bat an eye. I will not apologize for this cuz it was extremely fun to watch.

[@meriembrasse2873]

Czech movies seem to have tons of devil and magic stuff, as a child I seen one about a devil and a magic sewing box and a magic boots that makes u walk for long miles and another magical item I don't remember what it was and I am still looking for the name of the movie , the devil always gets in trouble with those items as he doesn't know how to stop them everytime , it wasn't animated, it was a real movie

[@TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

I loved goat story as a kid. I still do as an sdult. It has a special place in my heart

[@rosepilling275]

I have a weird movie recommendation for you to check out, it's called "Romeo And Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss" it's a 2D animated retelling of Romeo and Juliet where most of the characters are Seals it's so weird and there's a really annoying character called something like Kissy the Kissing Fish that was voiced by the daughter of the Movie's creator when she was a little girl. It's so strange, I definitely think it's right up your alley.

[@goodoldfashionedangel]

OMG. YES.

[@burstnbubbles8163]

OMG! I remember watching this when I went through a Romeo and Juliet phase (I was really young and had watched the garden gnomes version). This would be amazing to see him review!!!!

[@wig9916]

YES

[@carna24]

Omg I remember that movie I had it on DVD...

[@ArtsyPhalanges]

YES OMG! XD

[@aye_ayo]

As a Czech citizen, i apologize for this nightmare monstrosity.

[@farraca731]

You guys gave us jan švankmayer, ratafak and those weird tom and jerry cartoons, is all forgiven xD

[@literallyjustmax347]

apology sort of accepted

[@aye_ayo]

@@farraca731 Ah yes, my childhood is indeed a cursed one lmao

[@waldatheboye]

Same.

[@Zirafak1980]

Yes

[@petrmasek2611]

As a citizen of the Czech Republic I can confirm that we watched this as kids IN SCHOOL.

[@cintronproductions9430]

I am so, so sorry.

[@RedMadMichael]

Here in Slovakia it was the same for me!

[@lycanrocthegamerczen1469]

Same

[@x_niall]

Same. For me with other class, so

[@fatui]

Nice profile pic, i love that game

[@puffinmaster2466]

“Highest grossing animated film in the Czech Republic” homie it was the ONLY animated film in the Czech Republic

[@Game_Hero]

*Cries in "The Hand"*

[@mariuspoppFM]

@@Game_Hero he means when he came out

[@morganicsmoothie964]

Not true, it was the only fully 3d rendered animated film there at the timw

[@GoProKyo]

Thank you for not calling the animation awful, the 3D rigs are insanely articulate. The designs are what are gross, not so much the movements. I appreciate that you're aware of the difference between animation and character design.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Yeah the modeling is quite impressive

[@caerbinet476]

The animation itself is actually pretty well done ngl

[@anthonysolis7146]

Check yourself before you wreck yourself watching this :p

[@WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel]

It feels like it was rendered in 720p

[@mm-ez6xn]

I fw the art style. It's very grotesque in an old Canterbury Tales animated adaption vein

[@rmsdimples8533]

If a movie was named *Goat Story* you would assume the story revolves around a goat...

[@gennhy422]

Deadass

[@hitkid2456]

But... that one site...

[@xmilfmommyx7056]

Yep

[@WatermelonWhatThe]

RM's Dimples, i like your name and pfp

[@limkeqinzhenghuass5794]

me too...

[@haileyhughes4973]

So last year we hosted a foreign exchange student from the Czech Republic, and I remember asking him about this movie. He said it was something they watched IN SCHOOL as CHILDREN. He did say that it was pretty traumatizing and kind of scary.

[@haileyhughes4973]

Also (even though a LOT of people call it this) Czechoslovkia is not the name of either country. See the split between the two countries happened on January 1, 1993. The politically correct names of the these countries are the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

[@bassistchick13]

Saberspark: I can't say the "S" word within the first two minutes without being demonetized. My husband, confused: "... Shrek? ..."

[@Velgar_Grim]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life...

[@jane_wants_to_feel]

aw shrek, here we go again

[@theelderscrollsnerdysgramo7180]

NOOOOOO

[@felwinterslie8223]

Shrek 5 confirmed?

[@JackDodgers]

S word that can't be mentioned.... ILLUMINATI!?

[@SatsukyMirabelle]

Saberspark: "Is anyone Slovakian at this point?" All of us Slovakians: *existential crisis* 👁️👄👁️

[@LuLa_41]

Thanks for existing my fellow Slovaks, I guess we're over now ;-;

[@just_foxy35]

* laughs in czech *

[@guitarpick2002]

I'm American and was thinking the same thing. Slovakia is a country!

[@celinathehottie]

Lol! I'm pretty sure he said is *it* even Slovakian at this point, as in the Czech Republic.

[@shiftbutbad]

Hello my slovak brotha I'll stop existing now!

[@jamie-deanorourke9318]

"Its because I'm a *GOAT* isn't it!" "Maybe a little..." Oh only a little bit huh? 👁👄👁

[@Velgar_Grim]

It was a different time back then. A simpler time. You loved a goat, you loved a goat.

[@angibolton6300]

Bruh ngl that part made me wanna see the movie

[@rosselanor]

That hairy ball with bare legs (11:09) is "Chlupáč od Ježurů" (literally "Hairy one from Jezura's Inn"), one of thousands of Prague's boogeymen. Jezura's Inn was a brothel and this fellow was know for strangling, beating and biting local girls (he even bite off one's nose).

[@eckyboi7448]

Saber spark: NO TI**IES!! Every single Pixar mom in existence: Hold my beer...

[@kaonuorah]

hold my F cups

[@dreadcthuhlu8560]

The difference is if Pixar was made by this company you’d prob get a scene where those mom’s show off the goods lol

[@avictoryrollvintage3713]

Well that made my Friday seeing saberspark glitch over the word tits 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamarihernandez7117]

_Hold my bewbs_

[@buckyheeler8098]

Hold my ____ Cups.

[@blakdeth]

The Czech republic and Slovakia split up a while ago. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1993.

[@realswobby]

It would take him less than a minute to check the info, even while recording but why bother...

[@ducks4rent]

Yup! One of my classmates lived in Slovakia for about a year a little while ago!

[@Пинагод]

I got a question- is Czech pronounced like how Saber pronounce it?? Edit: Thanks for the people who replied, you guys saved my ass from a mistake I might commit

[@sheiks65]

@@Пинагод Yes

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

@@realswobby it's not that deep.

[@donutchan8114]

"Is it because I'm a goat???" "I mean, a little bit..." Well alright then

[@yolkyostritch1692]

13:24

[@adam.n-steve]

@Maximus KARAMZALIS Marry your family members and your farm animals too!

[@notchspongbob9124]

God damn it! You unlocked my memory. When I was approximately 9 years old, I was on a trip to Czech Republic, and some other countries of EU. They played it on a bus screen, I was so horrified and embarrassed that I asked bus driver to turn it off. I always was a shy kid, but had to overcome myself, because it was too scary)

[@elajzcz6651]

Me: A proud Czech *Watches the video* Me: Not as proud Czech

[@AdelaTomankova]

Same...

[@hamadalattas5288]

Last time I watched a movie that has goat like animals and I didn’t finish it so the next day my mother turned on this film on accident and thought it was the same film that I didn’t finish and it was the worst movie I have ever seen

[@hxmawariellio]

neasi já-

[@zosiabialowas1675]

Now I'm wondering if we Poles have ours ugly animated movies.. Hello neighbors

[@elajzcz6651]

@@zosiabialowas1675 Hello right back at ya

[@Isuckatvideogames210]

Toy story with sex just brings the "andy's mom's toy" meme to life

[@Sophiebryson510]

20th like

[@3manu3l_xd]

AAAHHHAHHHAHAHAHHA

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

Nein equals no!!!!!!

[@prettyfish6747]

AHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN

[@theanxietyfox]

Lol I had to look that meme up

[@aidanfarnan4683]

"Imagine if Sex and alcohol was in every American Animated Feature..." *Ralph Bakshi* "I have been summoned!"

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Oh, no you don't! Back to the internet you go!

[@manboy4720]

@@danjoredd he probably wished he could put sex and alcohol in it, though.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

@@danjoredd You mean the version that was even more oddly homoerotic than the live action films?

[@JohnDoe-kv3kd]

@@rosesweetcharlotte Yeah there is some odd stuff in there.

[@riograndedosulball248]

And to this day we don't know why Aragorn is a native american... AND WHERE HIS PANTS ARE

[@WaxilAnimations]

That hairy monster is actually a Prague legend alongside with the skeletons, the headless man (who is actually an executioner named "Mydlář") and the devil playing cards with mortals to win their souls. Pretty much everything refers to something that does not need to be explained for czech audience, because we often read or hear those stories at a very young age, therefore they do not explain it for us. And Matthew refers to a story of the Mysterious Faust House. Without the context it looks like it does not make any sense, but it actually does - but that doesn't mean it is not weird. Excuse my english, please. I'm trying my best.

[@zuzkavamosi8578]

After realizing that in czech "goats" can mean "boobs", it's hard to not see the name as a pun XD

[@lensukunai2559]

Can I pet your goats

[@goofycidee]

Waiiit a second

[@anomaliexxx]

@@lensukunai2559 WAIT SHIT WHY IS THIS FUNNY

[@forkeater245]

Yeah, Kozy Are goats And boobs in czech, but in czech you can also call boobs Prsa

[@zuzkavamosi8578]

@@forkeater245 wouldnt that be translated as breasts tho?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"They're like animated caricatures from hell!" Sounds like he saw my family photo

[@MissVintage789]

😹😹😹

[@TaliyahTurner]

It’s you

[@kewldude7493]

Taliyah Turner yes it is him

[@Xxgorevi38xX]

hi again

[@donothing2515]

hello again.......

[@wholesometoaster9700]

I'm a Czech-American and I can confirm that like every single kid in the country has seen this movie and it's sequel at some point. The movie is generally perceived as being quite average and no one really likes it (well except maybe my mom). You pointed out how the devil was just there without any explanation which isn't really seen as a flaw by the locals because of our rich fairytale culture characters like fairies, witches, devils etc. Are just universally accepted as actual beings that exists so here it isn't strange at all. The characters and humor may come across as a little out there but that's exactly how Czechs are, quite cold with very edgy humor which in other countries would be considered very, very offensive. The movie has it's charm but doesn't really work for a foreign audience in my opinion as it quite heavily relies on the viewer being knowledgeable about Czech folklore, history and inside jokes. I've tried watching with my dad (he's American) and he said pretty much exactly the same things you did... So you've definitely gotten a point. The sequel is way better in my opinion and I feel like most Czechs would agree with me on that.

[@honeyswann]

IT HAS A SEQUEL?!?!

[@theanubisfan10]

Hold up. There's a sequel?!

[@CupidFeathers]

SEQUEL???????????

[@wholesometoaster9700]

The sequel just makes Goat a trans icon that's like the only thing that it has going for itself

[@martinhroch344]

The sequel is like Hoodwinked, except weirder.

[@bathos7674]

Fun fact: When Saberspark started talking about the czech folklor then in this scene 0:59 is tradional clothing from west Slovakia (more precisely in czech-slovak borders "Kopanice"), where they are quite close to the Czech/Moravian dialect. Also I live there :D

[@radimkolar2270]

I am also czech, and I know that movie is horrible. It actually terrified me.

[@akaiyoru2681]

Yeah...kids in my hometown cried after watching it. I don't think it did much to me though, watched it multiple times

[@justcallmelucky]

AkaiYoru 😂, really?!

[@akaiyoru2681]

@@justcallmelucky Yeah, I think they were most traumatised after the hanging

[@akaiyoru2681]

@@Entropy101Q We have beautiful movies for children, some live action, some animated. I would say we made good ones until the early 2000s, maybe a bit over, but...I feel like all we release today is trash

[@patriksolc3025]

Ahoj...

[@mikimiki2245]

watching this in 1080p is actually gonna make me sick wHY DOES EVERYTHING JIGGLE

[@cintronproductions9430]

Because everything in this movie is made of literal crap! XD

[@Blablablablabla392]

JIGGLE PHYSICS

[@Rekter]

miki miki I haven’t watched the video yet, but that sounds like some sort of anime physics-

[@smalljared64]

Its your computer trying to kill you

[@swag_birb6706]

Tiddy

[@anezkavoprsalova76]

On part of all czechia: We apologize. This is disgusting. We all hate it.

[@darthironzino8605]

I loved that as Kid..they even show this movie in school

[@Nightweaver1]

I mean hey, you guys tried. Trying is better than not doing anything.

[@fourearwolf3315]

Anezka Voprsalova LOL!

[@owner_mind]

@@darthironzino8605 do you need a therapist?

[@vojtechhykys1466]

@@darthironzino8605 stejně pro mě.

[@pnkgut6659]

I like how, unlike most critics I watch, he acknowledges the up bringings, like how only 10 people did this, it broke records, etc Thank you for existing 👊🏼😩✨

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"You thought i was talking about her tiiIIiiIIIIIIiIIII1i11i-" Lowkey startled me lmao

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

10:46

[@harleyshelton9109]

I was waiting on someone to talk about this

[@xx_milly_xx2916]

Same bruh-

[@aireater9999]

Xd

[@GabbyDaGoof]

*It's nice that someone's finally talking about our garbage for once*

[@ana7icia]

lmao

[@ivolize9764]

I love your pfp, this comes from a fellow eddsworld fan.

[@LPKids2_202]

Im a eddsworld fan too

[@starryeyes008]

DO I SENSE FELLOW EDD HEADS?!

[@ratpatt3724]

AWESOME PROFILE

[@lunawolf8886]

I am czech and when I saw this movie as a child I had nightmares for a long time. And then Goat story with Cheese came out... And the nightmares returned... And I think it is sad that THIS is a czech movie that is known in foreign countreis.

[@ondrakotouc1389]

You are not alone bro I am Czech taky

[@arthas640]

Dont feel bad, it could be worse. Look at Serbia: the only Serbian movie most non-Serbians can name is "A Serbian Film" and that's almost as disturbing as Goat Story.

[@stejskyhostarykanalneaktiv1878]

I am too from Czech republic

[@lukasVGL]

I loved Goat story with cheese ._.

[@iloveplayingrobloxallday]

Ask my Ucle why he did that kind of animation and these weird meshes.

[@jezevecmartin6122]

0:50 i am czech and i am actually proud of it XD also i love when english speaker says anything in my language it is so funny...and also you said Jan Tománek bit wrong but i appreciate that you tried :)

[@thunderlina3237]

So, fun fact about AAA Studios: Before the studio was founded, it's founders, Dagmar Doubková and Jan Sarkandr Tománek, created cartoons for "Ústřední Půjčovna Filmů" (Central Film Rental), the government film distribution company in Czechoslovakia before the fall of communism. One of the cartoons they made was "O Parádivé Sally", more commonly refered to by English-speakers as "Clockman". This movie was made by the guys who made Clockman, basically.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Dear God

[@sarahlilly1745]

Thunderlina I like the soundtrack from Clockman.

[@thunderlina3237]

@@sarahlilly1745 So do I! It's really nice.

[@shannonhewins]

so they made the thing that haunted Commander Santa? aight

[@GM_Wannabe]

*blameitongeorge has joined the chat* george: i cant see how someone who made this bad movie to put it lightly, could make such a manhunt of a cartoon. It baffles me

[@absolite3574]

I got a condom ad after that lion king bit. Whether youtube's trying to tell me something or not, I don't think I'd very well be interested.

[@Lilrob06]

lol

[@MBLobster]

How do they allow that youtube wtf

[@friendlyghosthost1830]

That moment when KZbin knows your a furry😢

[@IAmSchwi]

I got an ad with new born babies in it

[@karensmit820]

Same

[@abthedragon4921]

This is something I always found weird about American movie ratings (and I say this as an American); it's really weird that guns and graphic violence are often "appropriate" but nudity is not. I mean, why ban one but not the other?

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

It's really annoying because you will be watching a PG-13 rated movie, having a good time, and then suddenly there's an extremely graphic scene that somehow found its way into the movie

[@Serpillard]

Guns are in the US Constitution, tits aren't.

[@theturtwig50]

Cultural differences

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

@@theturtwig50 Why?

[@beepobeepo]

@@theturtwig50 "cultural"

[@sarah_the_tea_queen1404]

Oh you have no idea how proud I am to be czech when I see a foreigner like you talking about czech stuff like this 😁🇨🇿

[@collinmclaren6608]

"Imagine if sex and alcohol were present in every American animated feature." ...is it bad I can picture a Lady and the Tramp sex scene set to some Lana Del Rey?

[@olbuddyolpal120]

my god... what have you done

[@klinikam.9135]

🙂🕶️🤏 sorry what

[@adam.n-steve]

Noah Get the Boat

[@ellamacleod2901]

Excuse me the WHAT

[@jameswhite153]

*YES, YES IT IS,*

[@wg5839]

"Czech names are very hard to say" Over all Slavic names are hard to say but try saying polish names

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

I'm polish and it is confusing for a second especially to spell but if someone tells you how you know how to for a long time!

[@wg5839]

@@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 I couldn't spell my surname untill my sister taught me lmao

[@notactuallyacat.]

Can confirm. I have a polish name with 9 letters and practically none of them are pronounced the way they should be

[@wg5839]

@@notactuallyacat. I had to teach my mate to say my surname. He is the only English person ik who can say my surname perfectly

[@beefsmeller27]

I wasn’t able to spell my middle name for a while

[@World_Theory]

Let's be real; the goat was the only good looking character. The reason, is that goats are normally supposed to be ugly, so they basically didn't change anything for his character design. Which means that in a world of extremely terrifyingly ugly people, the goat will be the best looking one there. That makes sense, right?

[@Ooffoop]

Bitch have you seen a goat they’re absolutely adorable and my favourite animal

[@skittlez7613]

Ritro o p i n i o n s

[@jxicy.scheme4986]

Ritro ✨O P I N I O N S✨

[@jxicy.scheme4986]

_ Skittles _ ™️

[@Ooffoop]

Jxicy.Scheme SILENCE THEY’RE ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

[@BohemiaValois]

About the character designs, I believe that is based on the fact that hand-carved wooden puppets are a HUGE part of our culture, a lot of the early movies here, if not being paper cut-outs or drawings, were made with these puppets, since (as you can see with Goat Story), CGI isn't really big here. If you look up czech puppets, I'm sure you can easily see the similarity. A great example of czech film making is Karel Zeman, who afaik is relatively famous in foreign countries. Definitely "czech" that out!

[@usernameremoved3512]

Here is some clarification: Girl’s name: Katy Jimmy’s Actual Name (since Saber mispronounced it, but don’t worry I completely understand why): Gemmy (Jehm-E) By the way Katy gets blamed because they all thought she killed Hanes and ruined the clock because she was sitting near his dead body and the broken clock

[@hatguy8225]

Katy sus

[@coffeecreamer7493]

Katy kinda sus

[@slucarios]

Hat Guy *Lime has voted* Red sus

[@kevinsullivan3448]

You left out that part about all women in the medieval period being witches.

[@funnyfunnyfunnyxd]

@@hatguy8225 i was hoping there wasnt any among us references in the replies but then there were

[@berandom2000]

In Czechoslovakia: “Mami, můžeme mít Toy Story?” English: “Mom can we have Toy Story.” “Máme doma Toy Story.” English: “We have Toy Story at home.” Toy Story at home: Edit: Wow, I never soared this high before.

[@egedz]

Thanks

[@martinhroch344]

*Shrek

[@crassweller11]

I guess Czechoslovakia got Toy Story two years early

[@martinhroch344]

Czech Toy Story is Toys In The Attic (Na Půdě).

[@slugpastetm7442]

Czechoslovakia isnt a thing since 1998 p lS

[@honzamadunicky8281]

The movie doesn´t explain all those weird things because those are deeply engraved in every Czech. They are a part of our folklore, legends and fairy tales. Even the main story is accurately portraing a very well known legend.

[@parker-boy98]

I know, right? I stated that me mentioned that in the beginning, but questions is later in the video.

[@patrikkralik3610]

@@parker-boy98 Well, it's no big deal. The movie isnt meant to foreign audiences, so i get he got lost. I don't mind it :)

[@Scripzure]

That may be true but unless you never intend to market your movie outside of your country, it has to stand in its own

[@bloodybutterfly2992]

YES, thank you

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

While you might have a point, I think it falls a bit flat when you consider it's also meant for children. Children who haven't had more than a couple years for your legends to actually be ingrained in their minds and understood. Any story should be at least somewhat stand-alone; you should be able to follow along and understand what's going on based on what the film shows you & context clues. That's a very important aspect of film-making.

[@2Scribble]

0:38 - 2008?! 2008?!?!?!?!?!? That's the year Bolt - Ponyo - and fucking WALL-E came out... what the absolute *HELL* ?!

[@tylerblack3962]

Conspiracy theory: Maybe all the budget went to modelling the Astronomical Clock and thats why everything else sucks.

[@theemperorofmankind9023]

I agree.

[@pheebobeebo1459]

that's actually a plausible concept

[@cintronproductions9430]

That makes perfect sense cuz that clock looks almost photorealistic while everything else looks like rotten pork dumplings stuffed with horse dung and maggots. XD

[@mr.oopsiedoopsie]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[@mr.unlucky2675]

Well, yeah, probably, we are kinda really patriotic.

[@ericasutton3147]

This movie is making Food Fight look like Zootopia.

[@oimenamesrick]

Lmaoooo

[@nucleor7268]

I would definitely rather watch Goat Story than that abomination.

[@DecaafTweakin]

@@nucleor7268 yea

[@blazerocker1734]

Chicken Little maybe but certainly not Zootopia.

[@DecaafTweakin]

@@blazerocker1734 Zootopia is too much praise

[@livtastic3971]

“Devils playing cards with immortal souls, Skeletons drinking at the bar, headless men waking a round town.” Just seems like a normal simpsons episode to ke

[@parker-boy98]

And also, he mentioned the movie was based on Czech folklore.

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

What do you mean a normal Simpsons episode? It's just a normal day here in nyc. Although there's a lack of murder seens and pigeon shit.

[@jimsip6978]

Interestingly the devil playing card reminds me of an old fable of Loftus Hall based in Ireland where the a stranger shows up to the house and plays a game of cards with the owners and finds out that it is the devil. When they found out that it was the devil he leaped through the ceiling and left a hole in the roof that legend says to this day That the roof cannot be restored as every time it does the hole is remade

[@MrO111]

Sounds like cuphead

[@navii8547]

I mean, Bill Cipher, Jesus, a creature from Aztec mythology, and Loki are canonically friends and go to a bar together, so this isn't too far off.

[@zaynabtlili8911]

As a Czechisen I can just agree that it's scary and everyone here are saying the same. I watched it once just for fun😂 Zlatá Česká republika

[@thejfkshow347]

Saber: *OH, YOU THOUGHT I MEANT HER TI-* KZbin: *SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN!*

[@Chrillo_TJ08]

True

[@maxman1602]

Big ole tonhongerekoogers.

[@thejfkshow347]

@@maxman1602 absolute cachonglerhoongerhinglers

[@maxman1602]

@@thejfkshow347 Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

[@thejfkshow347]

@@maxman1602 fucking amazing zangalahanakangaloos

[@Dreadjaws]

*Goat:* _"Will you marry me?"_ *Gemmy:* _"That just wouldn't work out at all. No, not at all."_ *Goat:* _"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it? It's because I'm a goat."_ *Gemmy:* _"Well, maybe a little bit."_ *Aberforth Dumbledore:* _"Forget about him. He doesn't understand you like I do."_ *Goat:* _"Keep talking."_

[@mateineli209]

Goat is gae

[@felwinterslie8223]

This looks like something j.k. rowling would approve of and I don't like that

[@just_foxy35]

@@mateineli209 Goat can't be gae, she a she! Also calling someone a goat means they're dumb and/or foolish. Especially in relation to females it implies they're not good wife material.

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

@@just_foxy35 Goat had a wlw moment with a girl in a bar lol she's just bi

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

OH GOD!!!!😂😂😂

[@metronicmagician1816]

You are really not helping your “I’m not a furry” defense with that lion king skit.

[@CeruleanScribbles]

honestly i don't think there's even a defense anymore

[@Check_Mate_Bitch]

Lol yeah 😆

[@lhfinatl7068]

@@CeruleanScribbles Has Saberspark ever said he 'wasn't' a furry? He simply won't confirm.

[@SuperiorChaotic]

Everyone already knew :>

[@Marshtru]

I just gave u 1k likes :))))

[@NaltKalus]

I saw this movie when I was 4 and I loved it. I've never met anyone in the Czech Republic who wouldn't like this film. I know it wouldnt be child-friendly in America, but we really don't have time to talk about unimportant things here, and most kids are normal, even though this is on TV, we're just friendlier to "bad" humor. But you're right, this movie isn't really good.

[@proflight27]

"Czech names are very hard to say!" *Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz has entered the chat

[@justyoureverydayhuman4026]

Gesundheit.

[@adecadentsong]

Czech does have some hard words but they are generally short. Those word salads are actually Polish.

[@TriggerzConnors]

*speaks in electric*

[@kellanlevi5663]

My brain flatlined trying to figure out that sound

[@gxriz2044]

K I’m gonna try… Grizygor Brezsczisckiwics It still is hard Edit: I’m sorry for ruining it

[@someczechguy4261]

So... There's a part of Europe that drinks pretty much only beer, one that drinks pretty much only wine and one that drinks vodka. Czech Republic is in the middle of all of that.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

So...everything?

[@lumiauroras6741]

@@rosesweetcharlotte YES.

[@tereziamarkova2822]

Wait I thought that's us (and by that I mean Slovakia). Aren't you people firmly in the beer camp?

[@someczechguy4261]

@@tereziamarkova2822 most of us yes.

[@someczechguy4261]

@@tereziamarkova2822 we are right beside you after all.

[@coolestdoodever753]

"This is for kids?!" Buddy, you haven't seen Popee The Performer

[@poofan5086]

all things considered im surprised he *hasn't* made a vide of popee

[@Rein377]

I have, though, and it's one of the best anime ever created

[@CoolerMike]

What is it? I'm not searching it up I want to keep my search history safe and secure Edit: Alright I understand the show now

[@poofan5086]

@@CoolerMike it’s just a kinda unsettling japanese kid’s show, pretty solid if you’re into weird grunge-creepy stuff like that it’s only like, three hours long and all on youtube for free-

[@rdr2294]

@@CoolerMike It's like... A show about circus performers trying to practice their circus routines in the desert? But every episode is essentially the characters trying to kill eachother in whack-ass ways. It reminds me of those kinds of road runner/coyote cartoons, but the hilariously disturbing 3-D animation and main character's psychotic personality makes it especially wild.

[@lovelysushi2442]

as a fellow czech, even if it really is uncanny.. it was my childhood, it felt like a fever dream sure but its still a nostalgia

[@meriembrasse2873]

When I was a child I seen some Czech movies like cinderella and the 3 wishes , she basically had an owl assistant and 3 nuts that delivered her wishes , there was another movie I am looking the name of , it was about a devil who steals these magical items from this family , like a magic sewing box that sews dresses , a magic boot that walks for miles and miles , and a third Item don't remember what it was , but everytime he hears how they use it with the magic word but he always misses how to stop these magical items and gets in trouble for using them , I am still intrigued by those movies I seen and want to find them again

[@Saberspark]

God bless Kurtis Conner for braving this movie before me! I haven't seen his video yet but I had a lot of viewers tell me that Goat Story drove him insane and I can understand why lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmqtnYSCiLSKmKs

[@tobystick9728]

Hehe, I am here at your comment 11 seconds after you posted it! NOTICE ME SABER!

[@Lucas-Nunes]

@@tobystick9728 HE WON'T HAHAHAHAHHA

[@hannahkamera829]

Please do the sequel!! It will make me look like this ^-^

[@oracle6162]

Kurtis is a trooper

[@Lucas-Nunes]

@@hannahkamera829 That's creepy,given that your face will be forced to be disfigured to make that face

[@mariannahennelova7470]

Yes, there is a “Slovakian” it’s a separate country now. Czech and Slovakia. 🤭 not judging here, just if anyone’s wondering.

[@ana7icia]

oh okie doke. thanks

[@shockwave6140]

never new that but im shit at geography lol

[@delete---7593]

.🤔😑.

[@steponick]

The Czech Republic is the most successful post communist country in the EU.

[@antoniocasias5545]

Yeah but everyone still understands each other

[@Xeno426]

I imagine a lot of the "unexplained things" like the furry creature or the headless guard come from Czech folklore, so the animators never felt the need to explain what they were. Kind of like the new Spider Man films skipping over where he got his powers; the audience is expected to already know it. Still, would be nice to learn about these things for us non-Czechs.

[@Bb-yr1cu]

YES! That's exactly what I was thinking while watching the video. For example - the devil character is portrayed as stereotypical devil from Czech fairy-tales, sleek rich guy (gamekeeper most of the time), who leads people to exchange their souls for wealth. Then, the skeleton in the bar is a classic Czech joke - A skeleton comes to a bar and says: "A beer and a rag:".(because, you know, the beer is gonna fall through the bones on the ground and he will use the rag to clean it afterwards). Czech kids just know this because they've grown up on old Czech fairy-tales, watched them since early childhood and this film is a mishmash of all that and more. But I agree - the story itself is weird and bad, however we should keep in mind that it is over eleven years old. Source: I'm Czech.

[@gregdaweson4657]

@@Bb-yr1cu The beer and rag joke honestly made my day.

[@mytiliss682]

@@Bb-yr1cu who is the first monster? Is it some small evil spirit inhabiting houses like Domovoi?

[@Xeno426]

@Elizabeth Luk I read a lot of books, but clearly not the ones relevant to this discussion. Perhaps instead of a boilerplate "read more" statement, you could provide some good examples?

[@Bb-yr1cu]

@@mytiliss682 You mean the strange furry thing? If yes, I honestly have no idea, I've never seen it, never heard of it, only in this film. The role of it is questionable, for me, it's just a weird running lump of dirt. But I don't know, it may be something on the note of what you said and I just don't have enough knowledge. Who knows? I certainly don't.

[@jayzeo4767]

I actually commend the character designs and textures. They have detail beyond other movies with even higher budgets. In a way you can tell how characters smell and they have a certain grime to them, for what that's worth

[@LogicalMan6]

Saber, you should do more "if sex and alcohol were in every American animated feature" clips

[@HeilRay]

Bet he’d love Zootopia more than ever if it had that.

[@moonshine5250]

*HellRay* yeah, all of those bunny jokes... he is gonna have fun with that! XD

[@FiendEnder]

Josh Roehl that was like a rick roll, but a pathetic self-advertisement on a completely unrelated video instead.

[@dannydamnmendez]

@@FiendEnder at least he knows the rules... *AND SO DO I*

[@FiendEnder]

Danny Mendez true, true.

[@stephenmiller4091]

Not-Russians put Sex and Alchol in a children's movie. Story Czechs out.

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

Thats a good pun 👍

[@shockwave6140]

can see why tht jokes not PUBular.................. ill leave now

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

Pun

[@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms]

These are different places,yes.

[@PurpoCatto]

PUNS Ye So you really like wasting your time huh? Soooo, your answer is yes

[@KRUSH-R]

9:13 imagine being a Czech celebrity and the character you voice looks like lungs

[@Mr.StickxBear1987]

That just killed my lungs 😂😂😂

[@martinhroch344]

The actor who voices the priest is the same person who played the policeman in the horror movie Hostel.

[@concludedhail40]

*IN A GREAT BIG WORLD!*

[@mercuricchow]

HAHAHA-

[@alleniumcos]

@@concludedhail40 With me, Tony Hawk! (or something idk)

[@ShootingSkyKid]

I remember watching this as a kid at like 5 and was like..."No, the poor donkey got hung just for their love" at the end, thanks for the nightmarish memories. (But seriously, why were kids allowed to view this)

[@ShootingSkyKid]

NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (There's a second one, please save yourself while you can ) kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJLRaIucjp1_psk

[@meaganbailey5672]

Based on that concept art, I'd say this movie would've looked a lot better if it was traditionally animated instead of computer animated. 'Course that wouldn't've helped the story...

[@chaoscommentary2179]

“No boobs put them away but bring guns guns are cool”.....yeah sounds about right

[@xx_silvershadow_xx2170]

America in a nutshell

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Joshua Fancher It’s not, tho.

[@jacobbowman2964]

Why not both? Oh and cocaine.

[@CJ-qz6ec]

Xx_SilverShadow_xX because we’re based

[@tylermorgan9048]

Yeah

[@c-puff]

Is there **nothing** 3D animation can't destroy? Czech Republic: has a rich history in 2D animation and stop motion and claymantion the 2000s: BUT WHAT IF PIXAR THO????

[@blackberry8615]

Lol

[@vojtechhykys1466]

Yes I know and as a Czech it phisicali pains me. What was wrong with the way that comies made cartoons?

[@postedcringe2430]

Hey! don't you dare associate 3D animation with... whatever the hell this is

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Heyyyyyy >:( 3D animation is great if its made by competent people. I’m just tired of some animation fans ragging on cgi.

[@jirja3192]

@@vojtechhykys1466 First cartoons here were made in 1940s, before communists.

[@arthsd]

Here in Brazil I used to watch that movie a lot in school, don't even know where my teacher got it. Fun fact: it's called "Uma Fazenda Maluca" in portuguese something like "Crazy Farm" in english

[@Frawg1]

Guns are completely fine but- “What’s this 0.02 inches of cleavage!!! Unexceptional”- every group of kids movie producers

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

Elastigirl and every other pixar mom: Unf

[@pafaccount4454]

In all fairness the guns are never used, as where cleavage is usually used to give characters more of a sex appeal. Trying to arouse kids is not exactly a great thing.

[@alexcarlton9014]

@Pete Harrison The Frick. Its a music video. Im not watching it tho

[@LooneyNuke]

Didn't they get rid of Elmer Fudds gun?

[@HeilRay]

pafa Ccount Kids won’t get it.

[@ElSGR07]

Saber: "Lets get into this movie.." David Attenborough in an ad: *Starts talking* Me: "WH-"

[@cakertaker_1013]

I could use a David Attenborough ad right about now😂

[@memecollector1238]

*wheeze-*

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

You guys are lucky. I got a Joe Biden ad

[@cakertaker_1013]

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 lmao i got that too XD

[@Irl_catgirl]

I hate that someone out there has probably made rule 34 out of this movie.

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Brb I'll CZECH After a quick search I found 0, even in Googles images.

[@Rekter]

Kameron Bartley This just single handily ruined my whole day thinking about it-

[@Irl_catgirl]

@@3starperfectdeer233 Damn. I really hope 35 doesn't hold true

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@Irl_catgirl It and 41 always pull through.

[@southdraw1017]

I thought with the thicc girl, at least a cringy inflation picture

[@LuckysExposed]

G O A T 13:30

[@toatakanuva4846]

Dont worry, Spark, you’re pronouncing “Czech” correctly Of course I’d know, I live here (You still have to work on how to pronounce “Jan” lmao)

[@skalarion7973]

Show lol ja nevěděla že se na sabera dívá i víc Čechů

[@jananovotna1428]

@@skalarion7973 by mě zajímalo kolik lidí z Česka no sleduje xd

[@someczechguy4261]

Jsem ani nepoznal že se snaží vyslovit Jan.

[@ernovincze2900]

I guess "Yun" would be a good-enough approximation for an English-speaker to pronounce "Jan"?

[@nwefe]

qui aime manger fromage?

[@mackokade]

as a slovak, i'd like to note that czechoslovakia has not been a thing since january 1st, 1993 :) and yes... you did pronounce czech correctly so that's good lol

[@badzimustyle8358]

Hej no kedy si to už svet zapamätá 😂😂

[@Nightweaver1]

Pretty sure he didn't pronounce Jan's name correctly, however.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@badzimustyle8358 Uprímne predpokladám že veľká porcia američanou ani nevie že Česko/Slovensko existuje.

[@Strxbro69]

Pfp drives me pain 💔 the Gordon photo 🧍🏻‍♂️

[@A11y_Kat]

I think Saber should check out The Little Fox and it’s sequel, A Fox’s Tale, which was made without the agreement of the original creators and apparently spat on the Hungarian animated classic of the original movie. There’s a lot of interesting stuff behind the relationship between these two films that you can find on IMDb 👀

[@MillyKKitty]

Omg yes. That's my childhood movie, which I saw in the finnish dub. I haven't seen the "second movie" but I have seen the pictures of the models... ew

[@bencemolnar4246]

Yeah,i thinked the same,also im hungarian,and the second one is the worst or one of the worst hungarian movie according to a lots of hungarians.

[@ribs1773]

Vukk

[@bencemolnar4246]

@@ribs1773 igen.

[@MillyKKitty]

@@bencemolnar4246 Even the first movie? I saw the movie in finnish and I guess it just gives me some nostalgia. How's the Hungarian dub though?

[@picco2939]

7:11 I have seen this movie once in German TV a few years ago.

[@Speed-TV]

If donkey was the main character of shrek

[@armyshope]

You make sense

[@vince3523]

That still would be a better than this movie

[@parker-boy98]

Saberspark: Imagine if sex was in the Lion King Can you feel the love tonight: *awkwardly scoots away*

[@DirgeTV]

I mean...we indeed did get Lion King II ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lovelywitchoftwst8983]

👁👄👁 NAH NO NO 6 FEET UNDER BOTH OF YOU!?

[@v0lk_samoyed]

2:45 "Czech names are hard!" Hold my beer Saber: Třistatřiatřicet stříbrných křepelek přeletělo přes třistatřiatřicet stříbrných střech

[@AngelaHernandez-yu4mj]

Can I just call you John, or Trish.

[@AngelaHernandez-yu4mj]

I'm kidding of course, I don't mean to be rude if I come off as such.

[@xoderota]

...buddy, I'm sorry, but I just had the best laugh of my life. That's not even a name, that's just a really popular tongue twister :D

[@xoderota]

@not even jesus will save you oh yeahhh I love that one

[@huhwhatthe449]

What is harder???

[@letmedrownn]

The fact he was clearly drunk or at least somewhat tipsy recording this video is so funny to me

[@lukecairns5106]

I think the correct title of this should have been “this is for humans?”

[@Epicfellsans]

I’m the 200th like

[@eaglescout1984]

_Saberspark disses KZbin_ "Ad in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "Now you can watch 80 plus channels on KZbin TV!"

[@midnght9914]

I never have to suffer a KZbin ad. I have REALLY good adblock.

[@midnght9914]

Apparently people like that I have no KZbin ads, so I'll share my secret. Download Brave internet browser for computer and mobile, and never watch a KZbin ad again. That said, sometimes they slip through the cracks, but it blocks ads with about 99% accuracy.

[@dollface4000]

I'm Czech and I remember when this movie was first released our school went to the cinema to see it. We were still in elementary... Needless to say this movie gave me nightmares.

[@marekhavelka2521]

Ur just not strong enough

[@dollface4000]

@@marekhavelka2521 Mate, I was like 9 😩😂 cut me some slack.

[@Mamenber]

Saber is a top KZbinr for actually looking into the movie's background and saying more than "movie bad"

[@harunatsu6756]

That's why I respect him despite his quirks

[@AnomalyINC]

"Sex and alcohol is a big part of our culture" Czechs out.

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

Bruh this is stolen from a comment that was 4 months ago

[@AnomalyINC]

@@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433 You dare impugn my honour, good sir?! I'd never steal a comment, such barbarity is unbecoming of one such as I! It's just not a very creative joke, so I bet many people have already made it.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Oh the memories. Its one of those movies you watch as a kid, then forget about it ever existing, and then just randomly the memories start flooding in.

[@Mael_Str0M]

Like Alpha and Omega.

[@oimenamesrick]

Like Spy Kids.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@oimenamesrick Yes.

[@MrAdamFC]

plague's, Ugly people and poverty. So this movie is set in 2020 . Czech mate

[@just_foxy35]

wow😂👏

[@sonicplys64]

You win this comments section

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Yeah, that makes way too much sense....

[@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333]

The last line caught me off guard. You dropped this 🙌👑

[@DaShoopdahoop]

*TiMe TrAveL*

[@elryano2384]

The “oh you thought I was talking about her TIIIIIIIIIIII” caught me off guard as I was drawing while watching this video lmao, that was great