When All Else Fails, Blame the Cop

[@suitejodi]

A CNA is not a nurse ma’am I think the cop is having a wee bit of fun with this

[@jackiemarini3203]

Agree 💯

[@bullbutter9699]

I wipe ARSE

[@HalfNHalf.]

Exactly.

[@missyann7588]

It should be illegal for them to call themselves a nurse without a nursing degree. A nurse couldn’t get away with calling herself a doctor, right?

[@acapricorngemonly2783]

A CNA or lna do perform very important necessary patient care.

[@mtsscully6379]

I took a drink every time she said I’m a nurse,now I think I’m a nurse.

[@charlesswenson259]

I definitely am a nurse now

[@taleekjones6545]

😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@nickwalter9630]

lol

[@vcdemon1147]

She’s the least narcissistic nurse I’ve ever seen too 😂

[@slypear]

😂

[@thebrokenglasskids5196]

What I took away from this: -she’s a nurse, but not actually a nurse -her ex boyfriend is her brother and also her nephew -they should call Steve

[@user-g4i6l]

😂😂😂

[@Shello58]

😂😅🤣😂🤩

[@caramelkimmiekim8272]

😅😅CTFU.....you on to something.. Steve where ya at😅

[@dellahicks7231]

May as well be upfront folks. If you're a nurse, just admit to it, they're going to find out anyway!

[@moosecat]

Better call Saul instead.

[@GTFOofHERE]

Officer: are you ok Driver: I was born a nurse

[@sydneysawyer1493]

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@Rlk-l9x]

Probably not for long 😬

[@deeb81]

😂😂

[@erinlaw7684]

😂😂😂

[@noxyoshi]

She's born that way.

[@mathieu4204]

Too many nurses hide the fact that they are actually nurses. Her honesty is really refreshing...

[@RandianaJoness]

Not all heroes wear capes 🤣

[@samblack5313]

@@RandianaJoness Nope.. some are nurses.

[@johnpalmer7595]

lol i really cracked up.

[@grilledsleaze]

🤣🤣

[@ArmstrongArmory]

Bro a nurse is not what it used to mean. Its a low IQ degree, since they've decided human lives don't matter anymore, all they want are robots that don't ask questions. They're pushing ANYONE WHO'S WILLING thru that system I know nurses that will say out loud "I hate patients, I'm just here for that check" Like if the public only knew who we were slide through that system, there'd be ZERO trust in hospitals ever again. I'm mean picture the dude who used to come change The trash can liners in your room, yep, that's now your nurse.👌🏻👍🏻

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

Guys.....guys......in case you didn't know. She's a nurse.

[@DaisyMae1975LOVE]

😆 🤣 😂

[@kevinb314]

But she picked up her Nephew

[@mitchelllee879]

I’m a nurse

[@osmanthus_branch]

wow! i had no clue!!

[@Theheadgiver]

What? Howd you figure that out, I had no idea!

[@Willy_Milano]

When she got booked, the cop at county jail went: "Name?" "Elizabeth." "Occupation?" The other cop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@TheTrueRman]

Cop gonna be like Squidward in the Krusty Krab Training Video

[@TyrannicalYouTube]

😂😂😂

[@ZooZoo293]

😂😂😂

[@gabluebirdcam2373]

Excellent!

[@wendywillson7268]

I had to pause the video because this made me lol for 5 minutes straight! It didn’t help that I just listened to the cop telling her she didn’t have to tell him anymore and she says “I’m just trying to be honest with you, I am a nurse!” 😂😂😂

[@MikkiLGalloway]

They don’t appreciate how complicated her life is. She’s dating her brother, cousin and boyfriend all at once!!!!!

[@gammaphonic]

And she’s a nurse too!

[@fronthorse]

The shocking fact is, these guys are all the same person.

[@Cleatus546]

Her family tree is a straight line.

[@pyroflare7774]

​@@gammaphonic and she wants to call Steve

[@francegamble1]

Nephew/cousin/brother/ex boyfriend who cheated on her nurse/not nurse.

[@TheJosephy0021]

Imagine this cop gets in an accident and he wakes up and Elizabeth is his nurse in the hospital room. lol

[@esheppshepard]

Then she say im your doctor. Your doctor, your doctor. Take this pill!

[@laurali7105]

And he keeps saying I’m an officer, an officer, an officer yes I’m an officer………

[@JL-wf2wp]

Im a fire truck x100

[@Msrandumb]

😂😂😂😂

[@kellyfinleybrown9313]

I have been an RN for 37+ years and I haven't said "I am a nurse" that many times in all my years.

[@Idious]

😂 that's priceless

[@jennydiver100]

30 years here and me either. 😂

[@carlcooney5951]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kdallas3966]

Bingo. I'm a doctor. I've been a medic my whole long life. I've never tried to use it to get out of trouble either. I LOATHE JUNKIES and DRUNKS who get behind the wheel of a multi thousand pounds weapon of massive destruction and death like her. I've lost count of how many people I've peeled off the pavement before because of drunks and junkies who get behind the wheel of a multi thousand pounds weapon of massive destruction and death like brian. That pathetic attempt to discredit the police is a NEON flag he's LYING and he will never take responsibility for his actions. That's a trend in America. I still think the first bust or accident for a DUI, you should be put on Antabuse. You will not drink and drive without SEVERE consequences. Until people have it directly impact their lives and they wail at identifying their loved ones or encounter the massive medical bills and catastrophic injuries, people just don't care.

[@Cocopuff2013]

Hahahaha hysterical 🤣

[@efasolutions]

Every drunk driver in history had two drinks two hours ago.

[@lizardman1582]

Dang the cops breathalyzers must be malfunctioning because alcohol is removed at a constant rate of one drink per hour so their BAC should be 0.00

[@noex100]

​@@lizardman1582 Contrary to popular belief, this is not true.

[@felipetejeda7545]

You deny drinking then admit to “only 2”, like no you just lost all credibility 😂

[@beckyjensen1733]

And only 2 minutes from their house.

[@toriallen8874]

They also all live right THERE so you can't even arrest them.

[@Ripley-Connor7984]

“Reel me into your conversation because I don’t feel like we’re having the same conversation” 😆☠️

[@Letsdolunch2023]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sorchia56]

That was epic!

[@SqueakPip]

Highlight of video

[@LifeIsntTheOC]

This line was absolute GOLD!

[@77thTrombone]

I'm hereby stealing that line! That's a keeper!

[@MrSwhorfe]

One of the lessons here is that if someone is repeatedly insisting that they’re being honest when there wasn’t an issue of dishonesty in the first place, they are probably lying. Also, love the quote “Let me into your conversation”.

[@JerryMetal]

It's easier to lie when not making eye contact. Trust me. I'm a nurse.

[@kennydubroff7772]

Nurse’s assistant *

[@angiesewtherapy6628]

😂

[@sophiamcfadden7362]

Lol. Wth was that? A special made up test to walk up the grass. Omg. That was funny. Ask her if she's a nurse

[@yellowskittle23]

Especially when you are so drunk that your vision is blurry. Trust me, I'm a “doctor”

[@TheDJEnrique]

lol 😂

[@Largentina.]

The irony here is that shes not a nurse.

[@MidwestSafety]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she slipped up and mentioned she's really a CNA/Nurse Aid, right?

[@johnbarber7952]

​@MidwestSafety 11:55 "nurse's assistant"

[@thesinstreamstreams9465]

omg....HAHAHHHAHAHA! I hadn't gotten to that part yet or I missed it. Good catch! Soooo....a drunk as hell poser that's nasty and confrontational with the police. The officer seems nice as heck too! Some peoples children. 😒

[@thewaver8]

@@MidwestSafety we need a follow up on this one for sure - I'd be happy with something basic like her BAC level for starters...

[@ajnathan9490]

Yeah, I always feel let down when we don't get a BAC or tox result at the end.

[@Addisondee]

"Reel me in to your conversation because I don't think we're having the same conversation" is a sentence I'm going to implement into my life because it is so hilariously condescending.

[@mm877]

😂🤣😂It’s so good!

[@lindaann1066]

😂😂😂😂

[@JadaRavenellMakeup]

Not gonna lie that sentence alone just hit a part of my brain and provided so much dopamine that I too want to use that line 😂

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

He says it in a way that isn't offensive but he's hilarious.

[@jens2739]

I'm a Nurse !!!! (Said 100 times lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Peanutsmama]

If you say it that many times it probably not true.

[@lennerttemmerman]

Nah cause shes a nurse assistant a cna 😂​@@Peanutsmama

[@ClownWorldRebel]

They say on quiet rainy nights you can still hear “I’m a nurse” on the whispers of the cool wind. And although those words are slurred, sloppy and sometimes reversed she always fails to add the “assistant” when she lies about being a nurse…

[@MideonProductions]

I destroyed the 69 likes....

[@jeste4187]

She’s not a nurse

[@xenabobena4779]

“I’m a nurse! It’s my brother, nephew, ex-boyfriend! I’m a nurse! 😂

[@FuckYouWhosNext]

you want her to be honest?!?!?

[@fried9217]

I'm a nurse!

[@koleknight]

Yr sure ?!? 😁

[@Arabian_guy]

Full package 🤣🤣😂

[@DaneCoCourtCapture]

Wait was she a nurse?

[@kdizzle901]

Next time I get pulled over I’m gonna say “I’m a deli clerk” 8 times

[@kitkat5339]

You’ll have to do better. You’ll need to say it at least 20 times or they won’t believe you.

[@Mimzie-Arizona]

Video that!

[@sabrinaprince8577]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kell_checks_in]

Thank you for your service. And, the pickles.

[@oldsaerotech1167]

Be honest with us. You're a nurse. You can get arrested if you are lying. We called Steve. Steve Clark. He told us who you really are. He said you're a deli clerk.

[@Claire-cw5kb]

As an actual nurse I am quitting my job so I never have to hear the sentence “I am a nurse” again

[@gloriachristensen92]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@Joe.Rogan.]

Took a nurse every time she said I'm a drink... Oh man.. I'm hammered.

[@herbwhite7384]

😂

[@Scott_Buchanan]

You likely have alcohol poisoning, it’s okay because she’s a nurse

[@steakknives]

It's ok, I did the same thing and I drank a nurse... Wait I nursed... Fuck.

[@budani1473]

This was my first time seeing this clever version of "take a drink everytime some says" comment! +1 yt comment points 😂

[@robertaustin7757]

Now that funmy😂..

[@kingbaby8761]

"You're standing on your glasses." "I understand that, and im sorry."😂

[@carolynross9161]

And I'm a nurse.

[@ataridc]

nurses always stand on their glasses.

[@kcmet79]

😂

[@mm877]

And if you want to give me a ticket for that, I understand.

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

@@carolynross9161 I'm a mighty tiger! (most definitely way too obscure to understand *that* reference 😂)

[@generegan2899]

"I'M a nurse" Counter? Excellent!

[@CamoJan]

I was sooo hoping that the officer would have interjected into their conversation "I'm a cop." "I'm a cop." I'm a cop." to counteract her "I'm a nurse" 😀

[@corbinhbucknerjr558]

That would have been hilarious.

[@TzadikTheManic]

Ha! I’m a fan, a fan of your comment. Listen I’m a fan. A total fan. -Did I mention I’m a fan????🙂

[@sackyhackMxO]

Nursing drinks doesn’t make you a nurse

[@chelseamae7191]

😅😅

[@dawnywarthog6642]

My fave comment of the day 😂😂😂

[@Rob9mm]

She chugged drinks.

[@evmcelroy]

Best comment today!

[@k-tkoog2100]

you are nominated for top comment on here

[@secretseeker5839]

Brother-nephew-boyfriend, thats one hell of a family tree

[@Chris-pb3se]

More of a wreath I think

[@carolsummers8734]

I kept looking for a little kid nephew next to her and wondered why she was ignoring him

[@DeutscherKnurd]

It may be just a trunk with no branches

[@Codenomics_ACTL]

Family stick

[@K123-yg2sn]

Whatever he is, he has more sense than her and didn’t drive drunk

[@vihta545]

01:42 Cop: do you know you're stepping on your glasses?" Her: I do a little bit, I'm sorry, I apologize and if you want to give me a ticket that's fine" then her glasses popping out unter her shoe had me in tears 😂

[@stackingforfun9216]

She is very irritating to listen to !!!

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

God, is she EVER!!!!!!

[@StubbyandShifu]

Don't listen.

[@debbieh1895]

I’m pretty sure she has gotten MORE drunk as time goes on. 😂😂 She left the bar before the alcohol fully caught up with her.

[@Mr_C.Bacteria]

But she's a nurse! 😅

[@Cleatus546]

You are the master of the understatement. You 👉🥇🏆

[@sitpaintandplay3881]

Officer was a Labrador in another life time. Dude was insanely patient.

[@Jaco3688]

Extremely professional. Poor guy.

[@Enoughalready20237]

I have a chocolate lab who is an angel of all angels. She’s so patient and kind. I never thought I’d say this, but I think this officer and the female officer is more patient and kind than my angel.

[@michellesmith702]

Some type of retriever for sure.

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

The cop is also really funny. Seems like a really cool guy with a great sense of humor.

[@nancy4879]

#1...first clue to any kind of intoxication: you keep repeating yourself overandoverandoverandover...again.🙄

[@whitebloodism]

Second clue: you keep repeating yourself

[@kennydubroff7772]

And then you keep repeating yourself because they were like and I was like no you know?

[@deeb81]

I'm a nurse

[@michaelr9839]

She’s also a nurse dawg.

[@NunyaNomi]

Bro. My geighbor is an alcoholic and he does this allll the time! I started just walking away mid conversation. I can’t do it.

[@skawtch]

"Your honour, in my defense, I'm a nurse. I rest my case."

[@peterhollings309]

Bed rest?

[@lornadouglas9893]

​@peterhollings309 🤣

[@skinsfan0084]

Just a few things that we need to review. 1) She's dating her entire family, 2) She thinks gum is going to decrease the amount of alcohol in her system, 3) She knows a police officer named Steve (Probably from previous arrests), and 4) I can see why her family cheated on her. Now, the only question I have is I wonder what she does for a living?

[@thcSlipVayne]

You forgot to mention that she's a nurse. That's an important detail.

[@Stannely1]

We're all dying to know what she does for a living lol

[@barryallison5378]

Lol

[@skinsfan0084]

@@thcSlipVayne LOL !!!!

[@skinsfan0084]

@@Stannely1 LOL !!!!

[@roncrosby2091]

I took a shot every time she said nurse and she's still drunker than me 😂

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@melissalough5594]

😂😂😂😂 I said same thing

[@markc13579]

😮😮😮😮😮

[@lyndalafaye]

😂😂

[@jennydiver100]

😂😂😂😂

[@serchizm]

The irony of her stating she’s “a nurse” about 115 times, but she’s actually only a CNA! For those of you not familiar with healthcare, that’s like saying you’re a master mechanic when you in fact only sell tires at Walmart.

[@lucassoutherlin]

thank you for the perfect analogy

[@amberdawn7303]

I am a nurse and have never announced it in public lol I've been pulled over twice and never said "Imma nurse, I was going here and turning left, I'mma nurse tho, my nephews baby mommas cousins brother called and imma nurse" lol

[@dianedarling9639]

I know there is a hugh difference between being a nurse and a cna, the nerve of so many people it is sad and infuriating

[@SuzanneJohnson-lk1pr]

I am a CNA and would NEVER say I was a nurse. I have to tell you all though, being a CNA is extremely hard work and we are severely underpaid.

[@SignalMinds]

@@SuzanneJohnson-lk1pr go wipe someone’s ass

[@CherryACR]

That deputy could teach a class in patience.

[@rossigrace5031]

"I'm a nurse!" She really thought she could bullshit*t everyone because of her job. What an awful human. I wouldn't trust her as a nurse, not when this is the kind of judgement she has.

[@cgo7395]

She's not thinking. She's in a blackout

[@bullbutter9699]

Should never sound PROUD of your job, if your working your a slave. Doesnt matter what you do..........

[@summersammich1324]

​@@bullbutter9699Your parents failed. Raised a piece of garbage just like they were.

[@KHeinz_57]

She even said right in beginning, I-he is drunk. 🤦‍♂️

[@KathleenMann-u9u]

​@@bullbutter9699 - If you're not working, you're a child, a Senior, disabled or a bum 😉

[@northernyeti8280]

This officer is the most PATIENT man on the planet!

[@charlesswenson259]

SHE's A NURSE

[@oldsaerotech1167]

Get it Nurse? Patient?

[@hitzoneproductions7858]

Or, the greatest troll ever! 🎉

[@Mike_Herrera]

He was trying hard to make her confess to the crime

[@themadnessoflife7274]

He may be a former nurse.

[@Loca_luiza]

“Reel me into your conversation bc I don’t think we’re having the same conversation “😂😂😂

[@deedeebolen]

A nurse would NEVER mis-state that they were a nursing assistant! There is a HUGE educational (and expense) gap…

[@cheyennetapiasmith9056]

This officer is really enjoying this traffic stop; she is BEYOND TOASTED.

[@mantan781]

agreed - rarely do you hear them laugh

[@Varille]

She started performing a field sobriety test on herself. Truly comedy gold and also scary that these people get behind the wheel.

[@bzmanatt]

he is a pig for placing her under arrest!

[@felipetejeda7545]

Bro milked the situation for every possibly chuck and giggle 😂

[@JerryMetal]

@@felipetejeda7545 he did that for us :) the audience

[@coolqhuip]

🤣 I DIED when the cop said "reel me into your conversation, I don't think were having the same one"! That whole time she was not talking in her present self, we caught a parllel universe intersection fr 😂

[@jasondulin7376]

But think about it… in some other universe she ISN’T a nurse.

[@Mr.DerekReese]

And she probably goes on and on and on about how she's not a nurse @jasondulin7376

[@skuffel5405]

The cop was priceless! Patient & professional... Get him a raise!

[@saingmckinnon6631]

😂😂😂

[@michelero4297]

That could explain the road going in the wrong direction.

[@mulljacob]

They're not in the same conversation, Officer, she's in an entirely different world. And she's a nurse btw. 😂

[@Mattreyu199]

She's probably a nurse in her entirely different world.

[@charlesswenson259]

I heard she was a nurse, ask steve?

[@Mattreyu199]

@@charlesswenson259 Yeah call Steve, he'll know.

[@charlesswenson259]

@@Mattreyu199 That's what I heard

[@josef2012]

Never heard a cop say "You got this!" in response to a field sobriety test 😂

[@Caketime2]

The only thing that makes sense of any of it is he's officer Steve lol

[@wendyweiss4469]

This cop has the patience of a saint. Somebody give him a raise, please.

[@slevenkelevra3813]

He was gathering information on his body cam the whole time. He gave her a noose, but she was the one who put it around her own neck. Police give people a lot of leway to talk themselves into a "airtight case" in every situation.

[@MelAtlNP]

Absolutely! They should let him go home early lol. That must have been exhausting

[@betterspent]

The real mystery is what she does for a living.

[@charlesswenson259]

rhymes with curse. Like you'll be cursed if she's your _________

[@ВячеславКолесниченко-х6м]

She is the nurse. She said 155 times.

[@ladyB59]

🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@tiahyawaller09]

she’s a CNA…

[@kath0000]

😆😄🤣 (LOL!)

[@j-manedd9139]

She's definitely NOT being honest. Incase you missed it also she's a nurse damnit.

I don't think she's a nurse

[@stevomania12]

But she said she was being honest!

[@gaypatterson4446]

😂😂😂😂

[@gaypatterson4446]

@@stevomania12😂😂😂

[@oldsaerotech1167]

Turns out, she's a nurse. She's nursing that 'nurse' statement.

[@RustyShackleford-]

Calling her a nurse would be like calling a janitor a lieutenant.

[@lornadouglas9893]

😆😆😆

[@StarzMiercolesGomez]

Sanitation techination not janitor 😂

[@Brookie91]

"do you know you're stepping on your glasses?" "I do a little bit and Im sorry but if you wanna give me a ticket it's fine" 😂😂😂

[@papabird4425]

It's a lesser known offense, but police still do get folks on it now and again.

[@Brookie91]

@@papabird4425 😂😂 I heard it's a pretty serious charge tho

[@papabird4425]

@@Brookie91 I mean, you saw what happened...

[@christyhall2913]

🤣🤣

[@Rorry111]

~ Would you like to take a drug test? ~ Yes I am a nurse

[@cupperdigger3494]

-Would you like some drugs? -Of course, I'm a nurse.

[@bobfranke2347]

Sure, I give my patients drugs as a nurse....🤐

[@maxfrei3162]

You folks misunderstood her -- 'Nurse' is Spanish for 'drunk driver'.

[@bettycasvin8877]

Lol hard!

[@tinicoleofficial]

🤣🤣🤣

[@patuca1023]

😂😂😂😂

[@ylafla]

Good one!

[@greggkonitski743]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MelissaPorshia]

Legend has it that Elizabeth is still walking around telling cops to call Steve.

[@GigiCole-l9f]

😂😂😂

[@evalor5640]

OMG, she's a mess. Cops don't get paid nearly enough to deal with this stuff.

[@Capnfuck]

She's not a mess, she's a nurse!!

[@thomastaylor6699]

She is completely in denial, but she is a nurse everybody!😅

[@lareeweatherman8309]

OMG they do not!

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@Capnfuck Her job as a CNA is literally to clean up after messes (including patient bottoms when they go number 1 and number 2 lol). So she should be cleaning up after herself.

[@Decopainterandtea]

She's plastered. EDIT: I love all these replys! 🤣

[@nickmalone3143]

When you dont know your brother from your nephew 😂

[@kylerowland1227]

I thought she was a nurse?

[@ericlucas7603]

No, she's a nurse

[@2006Whippet]

​@@kylerowland1227Is she? I must have missed that.

[@Decopainterandtea]

@@ericlucas7603 🤣👏

[@lethal3245]

Arrest her already

[@KevinHuff23]

He is intentionally keeping the investigation going because he is trying to get her to incriminate herself, DUI cases are exponentially easier to convict with an admission of guilt.

[@thomasherbert5790]

@@KevinHuff23 Tests will get that done

[@diapersFTMFW11]

Drives me nuts these officers going back and forth with an incoherent crook. Just skip to the breathalyzer and tests and slap the cuffs on sheesh

[@KevinHuff23]

@@thomasherbert5790 Trust me, DUI defense lawyers are ruthless, you want an admission of guilt to make sure you cover all bases as a LEO.

[@cherylclick1664]

@@diapersFTMFW11 crook?? what did she steal?

[@trendywipp3715]

As a nurse it drives me crazy when CNA's call themselves nurses. I spent years in college to become a nurse

[@Gunshoesrugs]

Her drunk walk up to the sidewalk took me out 😂 but in all I’m glad no one got hurt. But if they did she’s a nurse 😂

[@odalisalvarez8903]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lauramartinez7057]

And what in the world was that she was trying to do? 😂

[@bunganail]

The walk was hilarious

[@michellesmith702]

For a second I thought they were on the playground playing "horses and ponies"😂

[@gailball4765]

"Reel me into your conversation, because I don't think that we're having the same one". This comment was priceless. 😁

[@niknikloves08]

She’s NOT a NURSE. BS all the way

[@jongalleog3486]

Cheese a nurse 😬🤣

[@nobodyaskedfortwitterhandles]

shes not even a nurse lol

[@BioniqBob]

She did nurse her baby she had with the friend, boyfriend, nephew and brother.

[@ajnathan9490]

Scarily, yes she is. There's a guy on here who's gall bladder surgery she assisted on ... his comment suggests she's not a very 'good nurse' ...

[@ajnathan9490]

Read replies to @napalmstickylikeplaster (above) for an example of her nursing from a patient ... she's a theatre nurse (somehow). But she knows where a gall bladder is at least (or where it's not). Shockingly she wasn't clear on whether she actually knew precisely where it was 'meant to be', only where it wasn't...

[@rgfresh]

Next time i get pulled over i am going to say “i am a nurse” hopefully i dont go to jail

[@_garebear]

*Nurse Wiki* 0:19 Nurse 0:45 Nurse 0:52 Nurse 1:15 Nurse (with 7x multiplier) 2:15 Nurse 2:42 Nurse (with honesty enhancement) 3:00 Nurse (extra honesty level unlock) 6:40 Nurse 6:42 Nurse (double-tap!) 6:58 Nurse 7:30 Nurse 8:42 Nurse 8:44 Nurse 9:04 Nurse 11:57 CNA not Nurse 12:00 Nope, Nurse

[@herbwhite7384]

😂

[@dame5079]

I’m 3 minutes into this video as of seeing this comment thanks for preparing me😂😂

[@georgannebeck1293]

She’s nurse Ratchet 😅

[@hsvkennn]

Lmaoooooooo

[@Jumajaju811]

Perfect! 😂

[@misslora3896]

A typical sign of someone who is lying... When they include all kinds of completely irrelevant details to their story.

[@Karen_White]

Typical Biden voter.

[@free-tx8jg]

Also saying qualifiers like honest, i'm not lying, do you want me tell you the truth, etc.

[@Amtcboy]

Typical sign of being drunk, actually.

[@Froggyboo77]

That's how I knew my kids were lying 😂

[@ericpl7227]

But she's a nurse, though!

[@josephweaver7140]

This Cop....is a friggin jem! I mean...100% professional....a total definition of patience & professionalism. Kudos to this Police Officer!

[@chicagolifetv]

Thanks that’s my father officer Mceegan

[@kellyfinleybrown9313]

💙💙

[@ShelliGriffith-mg9jt]

​@@chicagolifetvhe was absolutely wonderful on this stop!!! ❤

[@chicagolifetv]

@@ShelliGriffith-mg9jt thanks

[@bobfranke2347]

I think he played to the camera a little -

[@Vickb22]

Lmao she asked the officer if he wanted to hit the vape 😂

[@117samm]

"Reel me into your conversation..." Best cop line ever. 😂

[@clescell6587]

Lol. And his follow up of "because I don't think we're having the same conversation"

[@funfun_2001]

😂

[@STI2000]

I actually found Elizabeth refreshing when it comes to impaired drivers. She was actually anxious to exit the car and as a bonus she did her best and to invent her own sobriety test.

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

That was hilarious.😂

[@coolcpa3321]

Apparently trying to take flight is a new impairment test. The officer's ability to suppress loud and sustained laughter is a real skill. He's a gem.

[@Mrs.MiaWallace]

💀💀💀💀

[@toma.4808]

I heard she's a nurse

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

@@toma.4808 Where did you hear that? Is it a reliable source or just a rumor?

[@sleuth2077]

The irony of her saying she's a nurse while her brother, nephew, pos ex-boyfriend was sitting next to her the whole time passing in and out of consciousness is funny af.

[@SD-hs2pk]

Pretty wild!

[@myhappyhands.ps144]

😂😂😂

[@educostanzo]

And saying like to indicate that as a nurse, she would never do anything careless or stupid lol

[@EllenGill-xf5tx]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kanjo4976]

Take a nurse every time she says she’s a drink. 🥴🍻

[@terryfilkohazi2237]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexc.7868]

I tried this once before… I got pulled over for expired tags and I told the cop about 20 times that im a cashier thinking it would get me out of trouble. Didn’t work either.

[@dreeemer]

@@alexc.7868 that's bc you forgot to mention your brother/nephew/ex

[@A.X.76]

That’s her father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former ex boyfriend which makes them absolutely…a nurse

[@gracejohnson789]

It's the truth, just ask God😂

[@niyaranerhe5849]

​@gracevargas789 in all honesty! 😂

[@lotuspocus76312]

😂😂

[@Glizzy_Shaman]

So absolutely nothing? Which is what she is about to become..

[@annewilliams7690]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommyebay]

Loved the "I'm a Nurse" counter....!!!!

[@MichelleJ1822]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@ajnathan9490]

Can't believe the thumbnail wasn't "I'm a nurse"!

[@SubliminallyMischievous]

Though they missed a couple times😂😂

[@tabisuematwiju5865]

From zero to one hundred in 2.5 seconds!!! Damn girl, get your shit together!!!!

[@flotinaway7]

She's honestly extremely annoying

[@melissalough5594]

Yes , but she’s a nurse tho😂😂😂😂

[@brucemcclary3260]

I’m thinking maybe this nurse and booze aren’t a good match

[@carrielopez1728]

As a 25 year veteran of nursing, we don't claim her 😂

[@ylafla]

As a prior patient, I don't claim her either!

[@pattioshea2816]

She's a CNA. If you say ' I'm a nurse' enough, then you're a nurse. I know because I'm a millionaire.

[@1ChocolatePrincess1]

​@@pattioshea2816 I'm a millionaire! I'm a millionaire! I'm a millionaire! I'm a millionaire!

[@batman_2004]

As a stethoscope, I don't claim her either.

[@Jaco3688]

She only identifies as a Nurse

[@franklinmcmillan3733]

Sadly, every time you're on the road there can be any number of these kind of people approaching you in the opposing lane.

[@themadnessoflife7274]

How many of those people are nurses though?

[@evocati1st]

OMG! Dude! She is not going to take the test properly, so arrest her already! She just wants to vent about her life and ironically, she is becoming more impaired as the interaction progresses.😳

[@hamburglerhelper326]

@@evocati1st he was stalling until medics got there I think tbh

[@LaChiquita99]

“That vape you have right there doesn’t have cannabis or anything in it?” “You wanna hit it?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrise.321]

That was awesome!!😂

[@JohnnyHattanJr]

😂😂😂😂 Elizabeth was wildin

[@aprilleerose]

I was a CNA and now I’m an RN. There’s a BIG difference there! She’s definitely out of it.

[@PEST1776]

Literally sound just like her. Stop it

[@preppingforendtimessurviva6326]

Same ! 😝

[@KevinHuff23]

Yep, about a $70k/year difference.

[@polosandoval]

Is an RN the same as a doctor?

[@SK12345D]

She even said "im a nurses assistant " and he asked if she was CNA and she said "No I'm a nurse" 😂

[@nuetral2374]

This cop won the Most Polite and patience cop of the year

[@thereserivera7691]

Yes he has

[@joebloe4374]

He was enjoying it

[@AtoEactor]

Guys. She’s a nurse.

[@TheJohnnyvegas22]

If anyone has made it through this entire video without muting this insufferable “nurse”, you have my utmost respect!

[@MarsNeedsWomen]

Literally omfg

[@jkhtravelrn]

She’s not a nurse. @1:12 she says “I’m a nursing assistant”. But yeah, I agree. I had to pause this video just to get a break from her.

[@commonsenserules7995]

I had to take a break a couple of times but made it through just to see how it would end.

[@franklinrogers6388]

Made it 7 minutes lol

[@misseselise3864]

i had to tap out around the 9 minute mark (i only made it that far bc i was in the middle of doing dishes when this video auto played and i was too lazy to dry my hands and walk away to turn it off)

[@jaclynmiles8447]

The fact that she drove a car is scary as hell. She is damn lucky she didn't hurt anybody.

[@jayfrmtheyk]

She's a Nurse

[@drtyhrmt]

The driver she hit went to the hospital so she did

[@zooski1516]

Her trying to walk a straight line up the grass while lifting her leg between steps. Pure comedy. 14:03 😂😂😂😂😂

[@garybuller5656]

But didn't she hurt her ex-boyfriend, current boyfriend, nephew, brother...hell of a lot of people, sitting next to her..phone Steve..he knows I'm NOT a nurse.

[@mariarussell5010]

Her walk to the sidewalk 🤣🤣 & the officer laughing is the cherry on top

[@slevenkelevra3813]

Correction. She flew to the sidewalk. She reminded me of myself as a child when I pretended to be a ✈️. I believe she was portraying as a single engine Cessna.

[@Darius-uj1gv]

just b/c you wear scrubs and empty bed pans - it doesn't make you a "nurse". A Bachelor's of Science in Nursing makes you a nurse. Anything else you're a candy-striper.

[@Icepick7484]

Good God, do police officers have to deal with this BS every day? My admiration for these “precious” police officers is beyond comprehension. They are a special breed of people, I wish all of them the very best. Everyday people are behind you 100%.

[@CBReptiles1]

Wny precious in quotes?

[@lb10445]

How could he possibly arrest a nurse who knows Steve?! The nerve!!

[@georgewindsor2667]

lol steveeee where you at?!

[@Kaycee226]

🤣🤣

[@jokeeffe2006]

Does she know the muffin man .

[@kelammo]

The horror of it all! Haha

[@cameronrakowski7612]

@@jokeeffe2006 THE MUFFIN MAN?!?

[@MrAkaprimetime]

When he told her to walk to the sidewalk & she starts trying to walk a line & putting her leg up & her arms out 😂😂😂 even the cop laughed at that part

[@Mr-Angelo0U812]

Maybe she was lifting a leg to an imaginary fire hydrant 😂

[@sarahchews9353]

She was high stepping like a champ too lol

[@Nunya_b1]

That was gold

[@WendyGolden-j1g]

I'm a little confused how her brother, nephew and her cheating ex boyfriend is all the same person

[@d1p70]

It's a nurse thing...

[@meredithbeasley2937]

It ought to be mandatory for the court to play these recordings during arraignment when the suspect is sober. They can see how crazy they are acting.

[@OneBadAssMoMo]

I feel the same way! I would love a channel that showed them watching themselves after they were sober!

[@VioletJoy]

​@@OneBadAssMoMoI would pay to see that!!

[@tarakrystine9563]

I think that every time I watch one of these lol I wish they had a channel for it

[@OneBadAssMoMo]

@@VioletJoy same! I’d join that Patreon so fast their heads would spend…..

[@VioletJoy]

@@OneBadAssMoMo Right?!

[@Glum1964]

Here is a short recap: the lady was a nurse, and sober as a judge. It turns out the cops had it out for her, and her ex-boyfriend was cheating on her with her brother and nephew.

[@Letsdolunch2023]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sueb2220]

😂😂😂

[@FlawlessImperfectionBeauty]

Finally someone who gets her. 😂

[@jill20065]

Thanks much, I wasn’t sure

[@keeper6458]

😂😂😂

[@FernVert]

'Nothing to drink'. *burps alcohol*

[@DaisyMae1975LOVE]

😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@angiesewtherapy6628]

🤣

[@usmcraid5332]

Lmao 🤣

[@cherylclick1664]

yuck

[@gloriachristensen92]

OMG! Her high stepping thinking she's doing a sobriety test, is hilarious! Elizabeth we're not doing a test!😅😅😅😅

[@shayleewtf]

i rarely comment but these officers were SO KIND and patient with her.

[@sharonpeek4578]

I understand she broke the law, and shouldn't be driving under the influence, but I really felt bad for her. Her heart was obviously broken, and I appreciate the officers' care of her.

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

​@sharonpeek4578 WTF is wrong with ppl like you? She could have cost people their lives by getting behind the wheel drunk. She's a selfish pos and should be banned from working in the medical field.

[@marktrain9498]

@@sharonpeek4578 Me too. She was clearly really angry at herself for the whole thing.

[@XanderWilson601]

Certified Nurses Assistant. NOT a nurse. Its been settled.

[@SubliminallyMischievous]

But she's a nurse😂

[@youngsandwich2792]

Wonder if she'll ever see this footage in its full lol

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@youngsandwich2792 One can only hope! Including reading the comment section, so she won’t embarrass herself in the future again like this... Miss Elizabeth needs to get herself some integrity!

[@xelefonte]

Once the state board gets ahold of this video, she won’t be a nurse anymore.

[@taniesha64]

She's a CNA lol

[@kelammo]

She never was. She’s a nurse aide.

[@Its.me.hi.im.theproblem]

@@taniesha64that makes much more sense.

[@Squared22]

She’s not a nurse. She’s a nurse’s aide.

[@adammiller9179]

@@Its.me.hi.im.theproblem Because nurses don't get drunk? Only CNAs?

[@WendyGolden-j1g]

This chic wants the whole world to know she's a nurse while she still can because she won't be after this video 😂😂

[@thenastyway8395]

The nurse counter was definitely off count 😂😂😂

[@TylerSchulsThisIsHe]

Drunk people are the most annoying people to try to have a conversation with. The complete inability to answer a straightforward question is infuriating.

[@LaiyaUnscripted]

idk how anyone who has to consistently deal with them, does it. seriously.

[@msbigdog1460]

​@@LaiyaUnscripted I totally agree!

[@TylerSchulsThisIsHe]

@@LaiyaUnscripted me either. Genuinely. I would get so frustrated and lash out. It’s not in me at all to deal with idiots.

[@ccampbell7214]

Drunk or not drunk, I think this one would be a problem..

[@TylerSchulsThisIsHe]

@@ccampbell7214 that very well may be true but the alc never ever helps the situation.

[@Mike_Hink]

She thought being a "nurse assistant" would get her some type of favor with LEOs as if she's a cop or something lol

[@firstnamelastname3842]

I would rather a cop give a nurse a break rather than giving a fellow cop a break. The latter only breeds corruption.

[@katherineduke3232]

​@@firstnamelastname3842it ALL breed corruption. No one should be given a break because of age, gender, race, nationality, job title, ect....

[@nickmalone3143]

A CNA who changes bedpans and give sponge baths to stinky old people

[@Mike_Hink]

@firstnamelastname3842 I'd rather noone get a break and everyone be treated the same way I would if it was me

[@SqueakPip]

Whew! Good thing it isn’t up to you, or we’d run out of cops on the street.

[@EvanCatani]

This is probably one of the most annoying traffic stops I’ve ever seen… Kudos to the officer for his immaculate patience.

[@jessday.]

12:34 asking a cop "do you wanna hit it" with such a seriousness got me 😂😂

[@clescell6587]

I'd hit that.... lol (no.. I really wouldn't... she'd keep talking about being a nurse)

[@ninachkah13]

When I read your comment before I saw that part, I thought it meant something else hahaha

[@usmcraid5332]

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