When an AI tries to Write Tinder Bios

Half of these were written by Botnik staff at Botnik.org, the other half were written by Wilbur using the AI's predictive keyboard function.
MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

[@Orthodoxzee]

"... other than that I am just a physical manifestation of time" Damn dude, same

[@arnavnarang8342]

how tf am I the first reply on this

[@SwiftAsTheWind]

how tf am I the second reply on this

[@toasterstripes]

how tf am i the third reply on this

[@bottleojam7469]

how tf am I the fourth reply on this

[@Lttmtf]

how tf am I the fifth reply on this

[@card44]

I wish I could date Mothman... He's so *ADJECTIVE*

[@taekinuru2]

Card44 Sasha Greer, Owlperson character in Dicefunk: INTENSIFIES

[@ZacMio]

This has 1,1k likes and I'm the second reply

[@kittycat-sc7je]

T

[@waterwaifu612]

Card44 I’d be with Ralph did you know he’s a bear

[@waterwaifu612]

Nvm nimley now

[@MisterJohnDoe]

“Hello, I am Ghost Sharks” When your stupid character name comes up in dialogue in an RPG

[@DeathbyPixels]

Yo, nice pfp

[@charliegarrison9688]

My name was usually BrokenAimBot lol fps games raged when i did good lol

[@angrynoises7143]

My name is usually "my butt"

[@dvision4203]

Alexa, how do I like a comment twice

[@Thedirtt]

Hi “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

[@braydon7589]

The simple things in life: -Love -Family -Friendship *-massive bubble phenomenon*

[@lanakaneti9524]

and massive bubble phenomenom

[@johnathoneducated3181]

What about the massive bubble phenomenon

[@darrenh55755]

Infinite penis

[@aman-hl9re]

No helicopter

[@thegooseking818]

Don’t forget I’m a bear

[@ashcyr3711]

“Once you go bear, you never repair” I think you guys have a great T-shirt now

[@extrascript6622]

I want “massive bubble phenomenon” on a shirt

[@namesarefortheweak7161]

I would wear that

[@sniclops15]

The results are kinda... *Grizzly*

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Frost Gamer ayyyy

[@yagoosidol6338]

@@extrascript6622 only if no helicopter involved

[@themaxterz0169]

You know, it scares me just how similar to human-made joke profiles these are, super well made

[@shadowfire04]

ai is ridiculously advanced at this point. frankly online literally anyone could be a bot. well, except for videos. those are still real.

[@jenreii]

@@shadowfire04 for now

[@unknownyt2471]

@@shadowfire04 virtual KZbinrs?

[@bretellis]

Sorry but I’m skeptical. They’re too random to be legit. If they were truly using tinder data then 95% at least are profiles of people and so would have information and photos related to people. Therefore the AI would generate profiles with human photos and information. And the jokes are clearly human generated. The oven euphemism is something only a human understands and the bear one is trying too hard to be random and wacky. Gave up watching after that

[@calebg6587]

@@shadowfire04 nah deepfake is a thing

[@charleslong1711]

On the ghost shark one it says 36000 miles away which is over 10000 miles more than earths circumference

[@stefan6347]

The science side of youtube comments

[@ryanwilson8548]

Space Ghost Sharks

[@neonrainbow9033]

Under water?

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

Needs no oxygen, can travel through space.

[@neonrainbow9033]

I guess ghost really do live in another world (sarcasm)

[@gaanii3376]

I don't know guys.. *I think that Ralph fella might be a bear*

[@KennyLastname]

Lol

[@honkhonk3475]

That's... That's the joke...

[@d.aducari5608]

Yup. It *beary* suspicious.

[@deeznuts5421]

Allan Nelson r/wooosh

[@palmtree1958]

that's a ridiculous thing to say.. where on earth did you get that idea from?

[@cindersnows]

People: Robots are going to take over the world. Robots:

[@happymilk7433]

Robots are just trying to find love

[@sab8620]

Infinite penis

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

I watched this as the video just went I am a bear I am a bear I am a bear And was like. "Yeah."

[@metra8604]

4:56 the robots need help not us

[@XXcal.]

massive bubble phenomenon

[@alyssiagibbs8147]

“Active 65 million years ago”

[@flynnhalley8673]

Alyssia Gibbs lol me

[@corvinstory]

"30-39"

[@ianlawless7739]

im female must be a time traveler, hooo it’s the doctor whooo

[@user-N20]

I was wondering if any of them noticed that XD

[@ianlawless7739]

im female owls be like : HÔÖÒÓŒØŌÕ

[@SootHouse]

For context: the only parts not written by AI are the name/age/picture (and those text messages I made for fun)

[@HarrySylveon]

Ok

[@GermaphobeMusic]

🆗

[@zoranmiskovic37]

Are you sure

[@tomryan3408]

O k a y

[@mena860]

WHO MADE THE AGE INFINITY????

[@matty1214]

"I am utterly consumed by hopelessness" That's it guys, Mothman is my soul animal.

[@pistemutaagio]

LMAO SAME

[@clyde-or-monty]

"i think we all have a bit of moss- mothman inside of us"

[@amandapanda5087]

I'd match with Mothman

[@Xehanort10]

I like how the AI felt like it had to specify that "John" wanted living human women as if to say "He's definitely not a necrophiliac."

[@bri5033]

*_-"John"_*

[@vaiyt]

He actually means he doesn't eat carrion

[@franciosdeaeruiu7555]

Shit its the fucking trex from "taken by the t rex"

[@UniformedDisorder]

Or... "I am not into robots" Sex doll days are behind him.

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@UniformedDisorder or "I am not into animals" because that's fucked up

[@psychopianist630]

My favorite is definitely "John." He's basically a dinosaur using Tinder as DoorDash. Edit: Scratch that, my new favorite is Pimley. He's basically paying you so he can neuter you.

[@thediamondkittygamingmore6614]

xD

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

Relatable, I guess?

[@usernametaken017]

I only see a human being with hair and skin

[@psychopianist630]

@@usernametaken017 ...oh, wait, you're right! I'm sorry, it's clearly a human being. My bad!

[@milesgaunt6767]

Fun for vore enthusiast users

[@diadia5634]

They said AI will become self-avare and take over the world. AI: I am a bear

[@thealientree3821]

I am a bear.

[@RF-mc8cx]

I AM a bear.

[@tokayamamoto4578]

we are a bear

[@akrobeau]

Massive bubble phenomenon

[@spooktspeek]

i am ghost sharks

[@MrHatoi]

1989: _AI will be the downfall of humanity!! We'll be lucky to survive even 30 years!!_ 2019:

[@ErraticMagics]

Implying this isn't the downfall of humanity

[@jordanhicks5131]

No one ever said the AI would be able to make sentences that dont sound like a schizophrenic said them.

[@Artist-128]

...2020

[@Mick_92]

EEEEEEEEE

[@Jackn17_]

2020: Virus prevents humans from going outside so they are isolated with AI’s

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Still better than most people’s normal bios

[@feralchangeling97]

I saw an AI written bio that said it kremitted not alive.

[@robofunky5607]

omg krenit you watch the same stuff as mee

[@TR-ru7wl]

Hey did you know that I like watching the office

[@jackbudi]

True

[@Ixe2077]

I saw you on the video of a kid playing VR Chat talking about his bullying expirence.

[@baggedboy]

“I have been meaning to have a........ massive bubble phenomenon.”

[@RTGame]

When AI Writing Tinder Bios goes wrong

[@comandantegorrion7271]

RTGame I don’t see what’s gone wrong, this is great.

[@equaius893]

hey what are you doing here

[@jamesdayton5712]

Oh yeah yeah

[@honeytabbies]

oh wow rt watches soothouse

[@th0rn3]

Would like, but it's at 69.

[@poyo4738]

I won't mosh to this music I shall not humor the idea of it

[@bethriggs2123]

Message me if you are also in need of a snake. *I can bring you a s n a k e*

[@theairisamagician830]

@@bethriggs2123 I need a snake

[@crash_bot]

to be completely honest, the “John” profile actually seems like it would be one of those accounts that try to be funny and actually succeed

[@MikeyGamer-vy2ir]

you almost had a year worth of likes..

[@paleiosaur]

the AI is funnier than me that really hurts

[@Lady_Elleproductions]

Same here

[@stefan6347]

F

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I think we’re on par with each other

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

The new funny bot from southpark

[@marbleswan6664]

I love laughter, crossbones, and huge bubble phenomenon. But i also love helicopters so its a dealbreaker

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

You got it wrong, it’s massive bubble phenomenon

[@FatesRemix]

He hates helicopters idiot

[@jenna3478]

@@FatesRemix that’s the point.

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

Both

[@theguyman256]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"

[@Alejandroigarabide]

Is that a reference to Larry the Cucumber?

[@reeces.pieces3]

W E E D E A T E R .

[@kirbomatic1573]

W W EEEEE EEEEE DDD W W E E D D W W EEE EEE D D W W W E E D D W W EEEEE EEEEE DDD EEEEE A TTTTT EEEEE RR E AA T E R R EEE AAA T EEE RR E A A T E R R EEEEE A A T EEEEE R R

[@videogameguy101]

Weed Eater

[@AuroraIceFlame]

I can’t believe how accurately vegitales predicted zoomer humor

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Mothman and bear would make cutest couple of 2019

[@mcproactiveligament]

@@silvarlining1446 knew what

[@mealbitz]

@@silvarlining1446 w h a t

[@annemariezerangue9187]

RALPH

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Naw, Anabelle and GHOST SHARKS, are more adorable

[@karlsebastiansollenhag8802]

No, they will die never knowing love but will be getting a deep understanding of life from meditation.

[@villagernumber7882]

I like the idea that this is version of tinder is a multidimensional dating app that is mostly used by either eldritch beings, animals or just "Jack"

[@jakefromstatefarm6969]

And neil

[@foisopracurtir6389]

I guess that there was a SCP like that. One of the D-class dates even got a kid and send it to the (now decomissioned) father

[@bbinkovitz]

"If you read this far, do not contact me" is such a mood

[@jesusfan1453]

Mothman actually sounds kinda dateable

[@lablimpet]

51 ones likes. Your perfect for each other

[@metra8604]

I red that as eatable

[@FatesRemix]

what’s for dinner? Mothman

[@slendveny7191]

He's from virginia, go there to find him.

[@skywindow6764]

'Σκωράνθρωπος' would like to know your location...

[@VixxieVamp92]

I too am looking for a mate who enjoys massive bubble phenomenon.

[@larsswig912]

No helicopters?

[@lvbboi9]

I M H E R E

[@Chunkboi]

burger bing boot bettuce is an Osprey okay?

[@4ourtex]

The simple things in life: laughter, crossbones, and massive bubble phenomenon.

[@F4GRAPHICS]

*I knew I wasn't the only one attracted to ghost sharks*

[@StixQixBix]

The myth has been proven! *MOTHMAN IS REAL AND HE'S 51*

[@retro_shane3836]

Moth man is in area 51

[@step-dad7232]

And he is utterly consumed by hopelessness

[@razi_man]

Little did you know that the 51 is a code for area 51, and being stuck and experimented there made him consumed by hopelessness.

[@madixoxo246d6]

Nobody: Hawkmoth when he gives up on Emilie:

[@laletraa8650]

He’s just tryna find some love

[@Phoenix0F8]

"Message me if you are in need of a snake" is something I'm tempted to put on my actual dating profile

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

My laughs reading this comment.... I managed to turn them into Hopes And Dreams (the song)

[@halolimnic]

PIGS ARE ATTRACTIVE DONT DENY MY RIGHT TO LOVE Will perform at weddings and funerals

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Horse funeral

[@kshitijbenedict8431]

What do you perform?

[@trainman6556]

Oh, pigs are very attractive. Especially the ones on my kitchen table. 🥓

[@DuchessOfTetris]

Kshitij Benedict songs in Piglatin

[@reverdyabuyen]

Ouyay onstermay!!! XD

[@justanoddshark]

Oh! I didn't know my man Ghost Sharks was in this one!

[@stefan6347]

How long have you guys known each other?

[@justanoddshark]

@@stefan6347 'bout 3 years now...

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*[SPC WEBCRAWLER HAS FOUND YOUR LOCATION]*

[@zux128]

How is your relationship with Ghost Sharks?

[@justanoddshark]

@@zux128 we going through a bit of a rough patch, but I'm sure it'll work out.

[@jadekaay]

*"Hello.. I'm Ghost Sharks"*

[@LT_Foxfyre]

"Laughter, crossbones and massive bubble phenomenon" Sounds like something out of an r/engrish video.

[@robinchesterfield42]

"Massive Bubble Phenomenon" is totally my favourite oldschool anime. It's all about these zombie bears who go diving one day, meet some handsome ghost sharks, and, through a wonderful journey involving laughs, imagination, and standing on the surface of the sun, they find love. Awwww. :)

[@LaCheeseman]

It’s actually the Bermuda triangle

[@GlitchLich589]

As long as there are no helicopters.

[@J-D03]

I am not *luck* with the women either.

[@altersky4060]

Funny how you still manage to mess joking about their grammar and had to edit this, gg 👏 If you did it on purpose though, then wp 👌 ... What do you mean I also messed up my comment?

[@J-D03]

@@altersky4060 thx

[@altersky4060]

@@J-D03 You are welcome!

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Any Women here who want luck? ;)

[@karlsebastiansollenhag8802]

Sometimes I edit my mind.

[@internalforce]

Person: Hey, how old on you? Tokemi: I am crazy-eight years old

[@clarissarojas7959]

I too am utterly consumed by hopelessness

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

Same

[@sach1460]

@@yourlocalcryptid8095 THAT ONE TUMBLR POST OH MY SHJAKSJJA HELLO THE FRENCHIEST FRY

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

@@sach1460 Yes that's what inspired my username.

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

*TIS, I THE FRENCHIEST FRY!*

[@pacipanpen2785]

@Clarissa Rojas ...Ohhhh your profile pic, Felix from Lalin's Curse?

[@fre9205]

"Apart from that I'm just a physical manifestation of time"

[@theishiopian68]

The pig is a magician, he finds truffles in your ears.

[@painfulguess9429]

no he performs exorcisms

[@SilverishKitten]

Hey! Leave my truffles alone! I put them there for a reason..

[@silvertheorist]

Once he finds them am I allowed to keep them? I ain't giving up my ear truffles

[@RachaelLongLastName]

He is actually a viola player.

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

Ghost Sharks and Anabelle, best couple of 2019

[@vivienne1349]

-1/-10 couple *[spam emojis here]*

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

I'd rate that ship 8/10

[@karlmarx4370]

Ralph: I am a bear every gay: **gasps**

[@lye_solution]

“RIP, gays, I’m different. I AM a bear”

[@snailinashell]

What????????

[@pissapocalypse]

@@snailinashell I think the term "Bear" means a gay guy who's hairy or something

[@crazinkcf1840]

@@pissapocalypse Correct

[@oriontigley5089]

@@crazinkcf1840 Did he pass the exam??

[@angiel516]

Tokemi’s bio definitely sounds like something an INFP would write

[@nymph4579]

as an infp, i can definitely confirm that lol

[@maddigotnojams1964]

As an INFP, I can confirm this is accurate.

[@fungi265]

What the hell is infp

[@WaningHappiness]

@@fungi265 Its a personality type

[@fungi265]

@@WaningHappiness oh is it one of those retarded buzz feed personally tests made to get ad money?

[@VaporwaveSunset]

3:40 I think the AI meant to say "wave" but couldn't find the right terms AI's are like little children, funny and sometimes stupid

[@squabbbb]

It's like you gave a child a thesaurus and replaced all the main words with pictures

[@mrskitkats]

Henry Wells yeah

[@heavyguy4660]

Henry Wells This. And Botnik doesn’t work this way:

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

And extremely intelligent.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

@Henry Wells This _comment_ isn't how AI works. The video most certainly is. All of the profiles in the video are 100% AI generated. Obviously the results are probably a bit cherry-picked, and all the name/age/profile picture information is added in post, but the main body of text is completely produced by the AI (or its predictive keyboard, which is still closer to being AI generated than human generated).

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

"Ghost sharks" **laughs hysterically**

[@zenith8417]

**Sees Jack, 22** **Dies of laughter**

[@SoupSackHandle]

Yea

[@cocomama7567]

im laughing rn for 4 minutes straight

[@TheGrayMysterious]

As absurd as these bios are, I am _shocked_ at how consistent and coherent they are. Almost every single one of them follows up on their premise in a way that’s not only funny, but MAKES SENSE.

[@theussrsatomicbomb]

I want to hire Percy for my funeral

[@nato3881]

He's dirty, he's pervy, it's Uncle Percy, and he'll drink all your beer before you blink.

[@redbuck1385]

Good call. Percy performs autopsies.

[@antares6167]

2:12 I think that Tokemi is actually infinite years old.

[@jakubmike5657]

Tokemi is what God would be if she created tinder account.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@jakubmike5657 God has no head? Strangely accurate. It is said that if you look at God's head, you will end up like that Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

@Ívarr hinn Beinlausi I mean, if she can barely keep her body stable, I imagine she doesn't bother attempting something as complicated and precise as a head. It'd turn into some serious uncanney valley shit every time she got excited, so it's easier to go without, since people will still recognize you as human and use their minds to fill in the blank.

[@vincegalila7211]

Well she is the physical manifestation of time so it makes sense that she'd be as old as time

[@antares6167]

@Ívarr hinn Beinlausi Top 10 Overpowered Anime Characters

[@xaden1242]

"I do not have hands, but I can still tie a shoe" - Ralph

[@rydo728]

At least there’s not as many emojis as usual

[@Squaduck]

😉😑😁😶🍳🏨👌✋🏻😎😋😑🤐🤧😵😩😢🎎🎏🖼🌮🍞🍳🛵🚜🚒🚊🛴☺😶🤴🏿🧔🏿🕵🏿‍♀️👱🏿‍♀️🧓🏿👸🏿👧🏿💁🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♂️🙋🏼‍♀️🧙🏼‍♀️🧛🏼‍♂️

[@r_r9894]

🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😩😩😩👌👍👍👍🖐🙌🙌👋😄😄👌👌👌😊😊😊😊

[@bryanmartinez6600]

😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😘🎃🎈🎁🎟️🎋🎑🍒🍏🍇🥕🥑🍑🍎🍍🌶️🎏🎁🔊📻🔈🎙️📯🎸🎹🇦🇫🇦🇷🇦🇺🇦🇪🇦🇴🇦🇶🇦🇩🇦🇷🇦🇹🇦🇶🇧🇹🇧🇳🇧🇭🇧🇷🇧🇹🇧🇾🇧🇮🇨🇦🇧🇷🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌍🌋🏜️🏞️🏗️⛔🛄🚼⚠️🚱🚳🚮🚹🚳🚺🏧🏧⚠️🏙️🚃🚋🚒🚘🚝🛴🛤️🚙🚨🚡🚁🛳️🛫🕒🕜🕡🕣🌔🌑🌓🌝🌜☔🌦️

[@bundleoffuck2986]

👁👄👁

[@ragingmoo157]

👁🦷👁

[@bunoassruns]

**Soothouse uploaded** Damn, u don’t see that everyday, or even every week, sometimes month

[@monet5889]

There are small few of us waiting for Jack and Will to make more CTG content. 5 years we've waited...

[@lemonlite_]

Don’t see that every day, week, or even a year but, It will come very sooooon (I tried)

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

Or ever

[@shadophaxx2401]

Roses are red, I sit on a chair, Sup guys I’m Ralph, I am a bear

[@Br4ndz1Js010]

Roses are red That's really smart I can't write poems So the rest of this poem won't rhyme :') But if I have the time- Hold on a minute that rhymed- I'll make some more accounts Just so that I can like this comment. Roses are red Violets are blue I can't write poems But neither can my shoe That made no sense

[@stay_comfy]

@@Br4ndz1Js010 just.. why?

[@molly-molly925]

Pohetic.

[@linguisticsnerd433]

My MBTI personality type is INFP and I don't completely disagree with the full form of INFP suggested here

[@doodlebyte7964]

This is indeed our true form, my brother.

[@calvinwilkerson1305]

I N F I N I T E P E N I S

[@Pandesal_]

Yes

[@jesalt8230]

I Need Focking Penetration?

[@fungi265]

Wtf is that

[@bri5033]

0:45 The living human women are going to continue to be alive and will _not_ be food for an enourmous dinosaur. Wink wink.

[@gabriels.carvalho4852]

It's a dinosaur disguising as a human to get food lol

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

Yes.

[@bri5033]

@Eric Lee Woo I'm famous now

[@bri5033]

@Eric Lee Also why on earth did I only get the notification for your reply right now it's been like a week what is youtube doing

[@hanselsihotang]

Literal predator

[@CognitiveSlug]

"Memory of a slug." How degrading. :(

[@crazinkcf1840]

Slug peemis

[@CognitiveSlug]

@@crazinkcf1840 okay

[@thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703]

You make this account just for this?

[@CognitiveSlug]

@@thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703 nope, this is my name on many things. Was my randomly generated xbox tag back when 360 first came out lol

[@IbevanRijn]

:(

[@videakias3000]

who doesn't love a good massive bubble phenomenon

[@mekafinchi]

Why is it that when all or most of you laugh it’s so contagious

[@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710]

cause Ghost Sharks was fucking brilliant.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Subconcious peer pressure. No, seriously. Not that what they're looking at (and their reactions to it) aren't usually funny in their own right.

[@stampedebuffalo1963]

Ralph: "I am a bear, I am a bear, I am a bear, I am a bear..." Me: ralph you having some identity crisis?

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

3:31 36000 miles away? I'm surprised they missed that.

[@kaylatsume]

Once you go bear you never repair

[@mrwonka407]

"Let me chase that ball. I will pay you handsomely for a chance to chase *your balls.* " Killed me more than necessary.

[@HTPCYMC]

The only way to get lucky with the wamen is to respecc them.

[@oneblacksun]

Tell me, is a metal computer the perfect Tinder date?

[@ameliakrogh9467]

RESPECT WAMEN YOU NEED A SANDWICH MAKER TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD

[@Dragoneer]

Oh god is this another Justin Y clone

[@keithberwanger6595]

luck*

[@robbyraystewart6978]

Did you comment on nfkrz latest gamer video

[@cugu7562]

"I'm utterly consumed by hopelessness."

[@gamerwizard69]

"once you go bear you never repair" i know a lot of twinks that can agree with that

[@flames8208]

*ONCE YOU GO BEAR, YOU NEVER REPAIR*

[@santaclaus862]

Tarmanderrr Nice pfp

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Santa Claus Nice pfp

[@flames8208]

@@DrMoonAtNight Nice pfp

[@1mylo.]

@@flames8208 Nice pfp

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

@@1mylo. Nice pfp

[@orionsarrow1025]

2:39 lol it’s my personality type I gotta send this to my friends

[@maxofspades7027]

Orion's Arrow me too 👀

[@leeyubinsproperty]

2:42 i will never look at my personality type the same ever again

[@motherlarkspur4506]

0:01 *HEY GUYS ARE YOU* LuCk *WITH THE WEMON?*

[@1assassyn]

wahmen

[@pugpolice4323]

*N O*

[@adrianaraymond]

@@pugpolice4323 VIDEO OVER

[@KirbyGamer64]

Hey, guys are you luck with the women?

[@J-D03]

*No*

[@Voc_spooksauce]

No

[@homecomin]

Ye

[@pack1323]

Wamen* not woman

[@bingbonghafu]

No, but there is a massive bubble phenomenon

[@ordinarypigeon6918]

5:50 he’s part of an oinkchestra

[@videowesley]

Read the title as “Weird al writes tinder bios” and was ready for hell

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

I'm about 99% sure there is at elast one person in America named "Ghost Sharks."

[@awlomthesheepermen]

“I don’t date bears” does he know a bear is a word for a kindof gay man

[@danielscheib119]

“ other than that I’m just a physical manifestation of time” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@kaylatsume]

I would like to adopt Pimley

[@babydai5472]

"Or if you have any food, help" That's a mood

[@ShizzyMcCreepy]

you guys didnt read the rest of mothman :(

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Yeah, that bio kinda summed me up

[@heftylad]

messed around on botnik for 10 seconds " ballast is this little pigment of birds passing around on an aluminum frame and that is exactly how old trees of birds would be represented so chimps are still dissolving "

[@Bluboy511]

I love how the guy whose lost and the guy whose house is burning down thought that creating a dating profile on tinder would solve their problems when it can't even solve my problem of loneliness and that's the problem tinder is supposed to be able to solve.

[@-khushlush]

😂😂😂

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Just go meet Mothman

[@card44]

*MASSIVE BUBBLE PHENOMENON*

[@thealientree3821]

No helicopters.

[@nabeel9187]

Ocean orgy

[@JustinY.]

This video was sponsored by Microsoft's Azure.

[@TheCatpirate]

I found ye first

[@CyprusHartford]

Justin Y. I saw your meme insider video

[@aturchomicz821]

@@commentlurker8448 I wonder who genuinely likes his comments

[@HarrySylveon]

Fuck off, Justin Y.

[@KombatCingOFFICIAL]

GODDANGIT MAN YOU'RE HERE AGAIN

[@clowny7558]

"Active 65 millions years ago" Mans was dating dinosaurs

[@LazarouDave]

4:55 - my internal monologue in a nutshell

[@thriftyfreebies]

0:34 “Active 65 million years ago” Nice attention to detail.

[@mozzeralleh]

I think it's because John is a dinosaur. XD

[@sackwil]

@@mozzeralleh thanks for pointing out the obvious. Never would've guessed lol

[@teraspeXt]

ai is getting smortr

[@jakobyarns4369]

5:45 he performs sacrifices

[@TheCatpirate]

*NO HELICOPTERS*

[@EternalDensity]

Pigs are attractive don't deny my right to love Will

[@0tt3r65]

Catpirate 🚁

[@ah.neat.408]

*I can bring you a snake.*

[@thetankietrotskyist1237]

MI GENERAL AUGUSTO PINOCHET

[@wietomeiborg1934]

Someone *needs* to make these into a dating sim. This has to happen.

[@josephchambers2000]

Pimley’s voice was on point.

[@ghostadrift]

I'll swipe right on Mothman

[@Snapmare_]

Me: **writes a great bio** Ai: *_01010010010000110110010101010_*

[@_xsterminator_5497]

Ecksdee

[@BruhMoment-tf8hr]

Sounds about right

[@packetofforce7197]

Girls locker room: eww, i hate P.E. so much! Boys locker room: 3:37

[@fall9459]

2:28 So no head?

[@sgtsnuggles9112]

The INFP was a reference to the Myers-Briggs personality test. It stands for Introversion, Intuition, Feeling, and Perception.

[@justahugenerd1278]

As someone who's a total follower of typology and knows the systems inside and out at this rate, the joke they made about it made me laugh my ass off.

[@karoline9835]

NERD

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

The INFP was a reference to the Myers-Briggs personality test. It stands for I Need Fucking Penetration

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

no shit sherlock

[@sgtsnuggles9112]

@@augustaseptemberova5664 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5qqXmuZoralgac

[@thebowz998]

“Massive bubble phenomenon.” I’m losing my shit right now.

[@spicybeantofu]

The "Im a bear" sounded like a poem.

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

0:48 Okay, first off, he’s going to feed those women to dinosaurs Second off, *active 65 million years ago*

[@ruetube]

2:54 dangerously close to being a haiku

[@joannamysluk8623]

The fact that Pimley is a Shiba Inu makes this even funnier.

[@THExRISER]

2:13 We have a containment breach,call the foundation!

[@Lady_Elleproductions]

Lol

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The SPC foundation is also here

[@eduardolichen3535]

SCP-888 JUST BROKE OUT AT GATE B