When The Comment Section Sees A Dog Or Baby

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[@lilac670]

I always forget how absolutely horrifying it is when Ryan George plays babies thank you for that

[@Nightenstaff]

Blood!

[@WCLCooke]

And why are the teeth of the baby filter so distantly uneven? Real baby teeth aren’t that uneven.

[@SBzKillFrenzy]

​@@NightenstaffBlooooood!!!

[@KenFromchicago]

Which is Ryan George is UNWORTHY to a parent! Look at his concept of his child would be! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible!😱😱😱🤣

[@Jurassiccanonking]

I remember too.

[@corey2232]

This isn't even a parody... It's literally an exact representation of comment sections.

[@martinfiedler4317]

We're living in a world were reality has surpassed comedy - and satire - long time ago...

[@coolbutnotverycool1440]

i mean.. that just makes it a good parody

[@coolbutnotverycool1440]

​@@martinfiedler4317so deep bro

[@NimmelTheGreat]

Funny and all but it's really not. Most comment sections are honestly pretty tame and mostly memes or people saying "I like that bit!", like this comment section for example. This kinda nonsense exists but you generally gotta go looking for it.

[@scientificthesis]

​@@NimmelTheGreatPersonally, seen those a lot.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

I'm surprised there wasn't a "actually dogs only make that noise when they're highly distressed/fatally ill so you should feel bad for laughing!"

[@thekueken]

also/or "actually babies only make that noise when they're highly distressed/fatally ill so you should feel bad for laughing!"

[@littlesaresare]

To be fair, a shitload of "funny" viral videos are just of animals being scared or hurt.

[@densityduckk]

@@thekueken "if your baby is making that noise he clearly has not fully articulated the second of a seven-series gas panel, this can result in IBS and autism"

[@pisscow6395]

@@littlesaresare Or of deformed animals that's existence is actually painful

[@katesperinck1401]

50% of the time it's justified though, people do stress out their animals to make viral videos.

[@isaaclyman8024]

Parenting advice is actually pretty straightforward. If you do/don’t sometimes/never/always discipline/supervise/ignore/protect/comfort your child, you’re directly traumatizing them and stunting their growth. Source: I come from a long line of parents

[@AdriansArt]

Exactly! So easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@havcola6983]

"If you [don't] [never] [ignore] your child..." Clear as day!

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@AdriansArt Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

You should make this an article

[@lobsterlogic]

The "source" cracked me up!

[@tehnative9779]

The dog being over and under fed is pretty much comments in a nutshell lol

[@densityduckk]

"this dog should be allowed to be outside which is the natural environment for dogs, also this dog should never be allowed outside as it is a significant environmental hazard for the small animals of the region"

[@sarahberkner]

What annoys me is when a bunch of people already made the same comment, like, didn't you think to scroll down and see that five other people already thought the dog was overweight or underweight? Or whatever the comment is.

[@tehnative9779]

@@sarahberkner Weird thing to be mad about. I'm simply leaving a comment because I enjoy this channel. Commenting and liking has a mild impact lol

[@gandhithegreat328]

The baby being a choking hazard for the dog is a valid point. Got to watch out for that

[@wentelteefje76]

The other way around is also a valid point. It IS baby ryan after all...

[@Pajali]

@@wentelteefje76That munchkin can probably unhinge his jaw like a snake. Anything smaller than a minivan is a choking hazard.

[@kilppa]

Perfectly sums up how I value these two creatures relative to each other.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I thought the baby was going to choke on the dog rather than the knife juggling thing.

[@mattstorm6568]

Funny no one's legit concerned about all the pervs and other assorted weirdos seeing their kids, home, etc...but hey, the endorphin rush from clicks is more important.

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

Unexpected baby Ryan is the greatest jumpscare of them all.

[@elkudos6262]

That was quite expected. I am on constant alert whenever I see words "baby", "son", "child", "kid", "toddler", "infant", or the like, showing up on this channel.

[@hateisignorance]

Reminds me of when Stan got cloned in South Park. Pe-chewy chewy chew

[@BBoy4040]

Wait until you hear him talk

[@reubenoakley5887]

Ryan actually hinted the return in the comments section of one of his recent videos, so I was able to mentally prepare myself

[@kayjacoby290]

@@elkudos6262 I mentally kicked myself for not thinking of that when I saw the word "baby."

[@chuck6290]

Everyone leave Ryan's precious little boy alone he is a bearded-baby treasure

[@favoritemustard3542]

His bearded-dog is tops in my book, too! 👍🐶👍

[@asj412]

He is an affront to gods, men, pigeons, and everything else.

[@LuisSierra42]

People are so bardphobic these days

[@AmericanBrit9834]

A treasure that, like the lost ark, is better off buried.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

How much gold is hidden in the baby and where is the key to open it? Asking for a friend

[@histeve1110]

It’s amazing how much baby Ryan takes after his mother..the resemblance is uncanny

[@kjw79]

😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I friggin LOVE you for this comment!!!!! 🤣😂😅😆🤣😅😄

[@HopUpOutDaBed]

as an expert on dogs (my sister has a dog) and babies (spent 3 years as a baby back in the day) I must say it's dangerous to leave a baby and a dog in the same room. After all you never know what schemes they might come up with if they work together. You're lucky you made it out alive.

[@thekueken]

Such a coincidence! I also am a pro about babies and children, for having been one some while back when my memory and awareness was still forming! And my brother has a dog, so naturally I also know everything about every kind of pets! And the rest of my unlimited knowledge I've read somewhere some years ago even though I can't remember the sources or context, so everything I know is absolutely valid. But really, that baby will be a bad influence on the dog, teaching them how to talk? Geez, what's next, will Ryan wake up to the dog taking over the household? The world?! Not to mention, I am just going to assume Ryan got the dog from a breeder and not a shelter and the dog probably isn't spayed either and that Ryan doesn't take them on walks often enough - so irresponsible, am I rite?!

[@Somnogenesis]

I read that as "...if they work out together" at first, which only improved the already vivid mental scene 🤣

[@friedmule5403]

LOL, simply love your credentials!! But I think I am even more of an expert, I once knew a person who had a camera!

[@louiswhite4395]

You know what happens when you leave a dog and baby in a room alone... BABY: Waah waah waah waah waah waah waah. DOG: Waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah. BABY: Waah waah waah waah waah.

[@sineater3919]

You’re playing Russian Roulette with your babies by having an unpredictable predator around them.

[@ratee7]

Can't believe that Ryan keeps being so irresponsible with his children and pets in his videos, but offering to teach them to juggle knives was pretty responsible parenting

[@EzaleaGraves]

If you don't teach them yourself, who knows where they're going to learn it? Do you really want your kids learning how to juggle knives from someone at school?

[@tonyzacker8946]

Teach 'em young and teach 'em right!

[@TREYTYLER-ls9us]

@@EzaleaGraves ya my parents didnt teach me how so i had to learn from jeff in between a hot dog restraunt and goodwill. i now have 7 scars from knives

[@harmarize]

100% a good life skill to learn. Learn young!

[@jeremybr2020]

Who knows better on how to handle knives safely than a person who knows how to juggle them? That is sound logic right there. 🤔

[@CaptainCat101]

Baby Ryan is great. I'm sure he'll grow up and pitch a lot of movies and tv shows

[@kaciegresch8010]

Yeah he is! We must all protect Baby Ryan at all costs!!! I can see it now, his first words will be "Hi there hello," he'll dress up as an Adstronaut for Halloween, and he'll somehow manage to be the first person to do everything.

[@heavymetalhamster7111]

BLOOOOD!

[@mrshmuga9]

Some say it might be a challenge, but with his genes and father’s expertise, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Quetzal00358]

oh wow wow wow.............wow

[@TankFerretPresents]

Babies pitching movies is tight.

[@Danger-j5t]

Don't also forget the "this animal is smarter than most humans" comments on any video of an animal doing anything

[@haldalas]

Maybe people who leave those are speaking from personal experience

[@ShaspioBorderwolf]

I mean, have you seen Facebook and Twitter comment sections? Dogs are definitely smarter in most cases.

[@YMasterS]

Have you met humans? I think we've pretty cleanly jumped too quickly to the conclusion they're smarter than any given animal.

[@bombyman84]

@@YMasterS Tell your dog to do 2+2

[@RpgPenguins]

A older parot/monkey/dog are in almost all cases smarter than a 1 day year old infant. So there is some accuracy since they don't say every. (usually)

[@ClaysUsername]

He SHOULD be teaching his kid to juggle nukes by that age. What a bad parent 😤

[@Ryann9]

Nuclear weapons? That's absurd. No baby should be juggling weapons of mass destruction that could destroy all of humanity at that age. Instead, they should be juggling antimatter or neutron bombs, those WILL destroy all of humanity, and probably all other forms of life too.

[@AprehamLincoln]

Ryan threatened that we'd see his child soon, but I wasn't prepared to see it THIS soon!

[@Firestorm6651]

Oh god, it’s Ryan’s child again

[@samamber4147]

The cannibal

[@sasukedarkwolf]

I am shaking and crying right now

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

"bl-OOD!"

[@reeceytaylor]

Being in a universe where you share the same face as literally everyone can cause certain... Birth defects

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I think you mean “Ryan’s demon spawn”

[@canadadry5449]

This is so true. I'm so sick of people harassing me on how I'm a horrible parent. Just leave me and my knife juggling two year old, alone.

[@nagitoad]

You're an awful parent knife juggling at 2??? They're at the age where they should be juggling great swords You as a parent have honestly failed your child and stunted their growth with your abuse

[@Ryann9]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@nagitoadGreat sword juggling at the age of 2? That completely insane and irresponsible! At that age they should be at least juggling flaming chainsaws while on a unicycle on a tightrope. Parents who don't do this and instead teach their kids to juggle great swords don't deserve kids honestly. They're practically just abusing their children and getting away with it.

[@sarahberkner]

Don't say things like that! It should be "knife-juggling" and "two-year-old".

[@bealea1127]

My child is in my womb and he plays with guns in my uterus and is taken care of. Your very unresponible of your child. Disgraceful

[@jenschi3833]

The return of the child was foretold, so it shall forever be... *SHUDDER*

[@viridian5maureen853]

BLOOD!

[@Nloveru]

Oh come on. I only just stopped having nightmares about that horrifying face... Baby Ryan looks cute though!

[@johnnehj8902]

That comment about the camera panning to the dog and asking who's watching the baby got me good. lmao

[@DT-hy6px]

Baby Ryan is adorable and grotesque at the same time😂😂😂😂

[@crazyboi5000]

no, just grotesque

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

He haunts my dreams

[@richardmahn7589]

I can't believe he is only allowed to have 2 teeth. I bet this parent feeds him donuts and coca-cola all day long!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GhostWatcher2024]

Its like seeing a cherub.... with tusks.

[@JZsBFF]

Isn't there a horror movie called "Ryan's Baby"? Just saying.

[@Dasty67]

That dog actually is in danger!! Baby Ryan definitely drank blood...

[@caosisaac]

BlOOd!!

[@ursidae97]

I'm so glad you're comment was filed under the subheading "Ryan is irresponsible"

[@scosuvian3272]

Ryan strategically withheld the child from the limelight, deceiving us into a whimsical sense of calm. Little did we know, the baby was just honing its eerie appearence skills for a grand re-entrance.

[@wentelteefje76]

"its"

[@ArtisDefiniition]

I still love how Ryan George turned simple words into catchphrases "Oh my god"! I guess because its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Mediados]

It is also always fun when people see photos out of context of random people on the street and suddenly turn into relationship councellors.

[@Badficwriter]

Actual photos are pretty bland. The best ones are stock photos. They have whole scenarios behind the scenes for "Why does this person smile at this person? Why does this one look angry?"

[@thekueken]

@@Badficwriter you should pick up some tabloids every now and then, just for the funzies. A blurry, blown up paparazzi image taken from miles away of people mid motion / mid talking / mid facial expression (/ mid sneeze?) will be interpreted in so many ridiculous and supposedly incriminating ways... It's almost an art form in itself what they do and how these images are presented. (I recall a particular instance where a couple crossed the street just animatedly talking and they apparently kept shutter-taking images and hand-selected facial expressions of them talking to fit their supposed "unhappy couple" narrative, but presented the pictures and description in - when looking at their distance to the sidewalk - a clearly backwards order, to make it seem as if they moved further away from another ("she pulled her arm away from him!"), when they really were hooking their arms there. Unless they happened to be moonwalking across the street, that is XD )

[@Badficwriter]

@@thekueken Eee, yes I've been fooled! There was meme compilation channel showing some, and some comments were laughing, saying the one of a man gently holding his daughter was actually a screencap from one of those yelling cooking shows. 😯

[@josiahhofer1343]

That child would go on to be the world's greatest knife juggler.

[@CrimsonTy]

The Dog however... "Couldn't juggle?" "It couldn't juggle on the account that it doesn't have arms and hands meant for juggling." "Yeah, that makes sense."

[@gordon1545]

@@CrimsonTy Ryan's dog just needs to believe in itself more. If they get up early and work hard they can overcome anything.

[@JZsBFF]

So was Ryan The Ripper, before he emigrated to Canada, so I was told.

[@theonebman7581]

"The first guy to ever juggle knives"

[@my3dviews]

Learning to juggle knives is super easy barel.......🔪🗡🔪😜🤪😵

[@armoredchimp]

This has always annoyed the crap out of me, so many people on the internet act like if a baby is anywhere other than inside a perfect crib inside of a glass bubble it is being mistreated

[@jrsydvl7218]

Woah there. A baby cooped up in a teeny tiny crib inside a confining glass bubble? How can you be so cruel to not allow the little one to explore the surroundings and get some fresh air? Terrible parenting

[@CosmicPhilosopher]

And the people making those comments are almost always never parents themselves.

[@markaldridge5089]

Woah there. So-called "fresh air"? How deeply irresponsible to suggest a tiny vulnerable baby should be exposed to a toxic soup of man-made pollutants thus literally shattering the life-chances, hopes and dreams of this poor poor soul. Terrible parenting! And so on ha ha@@jrsydvl7218

[@aidankocherhans9861]

This is actually super dangerous for babies! The glass could shatter and give them cuts, and the bars of the crib will make the baby feel comfortable with prison, leading to a life of crime!!!

[@fcgHenden]

Did you just call a baby "it"? Shows how horrible your parents treated you as a kid. Sheesh.

[@sting-lf5nn]

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS! The dog and baby will team up and will snap the good guys' neck and ruin everybody's day!!!

[@Sting295]

Literally every shorts including animals😂

[@creativename5724]

Do they do a front flip while they're at it?

[@Sting295]

@@creativename5724 apparently you are from future 😂

[@asheeshsinha2631]

What about the back flip?

[@dyloniusofsparta]

It's staggering, how many experts on pets and children there are.

[@MrBrock314]

It's approximately equal to the number of parents who think their children are cute and/or animals are innocent.

[@Stettafire]

​@@MrBrock314Just don't be that moron. You obviously missed the point of the video

[@timothyemery7918]

The depiction of baby George continues to haunt my nightmares

[@DaMedicWhoSezNi]

Imagine baby Ryan coming at you while juggling knives.

[@boginoid]

Thanks for the nightmares!

[@jayer.]

I can't believe how far deaging technology has come. It felt like Ryan began filming this sketch when he was a baby and finished it today

[@stronautninjatoxic]

Interesting how Ryan said, "soon." when someone asked about baby Ryan last video. He wasn't lying... hopefully he will be next time he says that.

[@jelita_]

Yes, I remember that comment and Ryan's reply.

[@beckmania1066]

Wow, I can’t believe Ryan is so irresponsible. Putting his baby and dog in a sketch without their consent?? That’s too far. Ryan, you’ve lost all respect I had for you in my tiny heart. Unsubscribbled.

[@sdsherman19]

Unsubscribbled

[@quickhallsshow576]

My man woke up and said "yk what?! im gonna speak facts today"

[@----Jay----]

This is painfully true. What a time we live in. So much potential.. for so much stupidity.

[@----Jay----]

And sadly the juggling knives bit reminds me just how many people intentionally monetise their children for clicks and likes. And cash.

[@hereforvids1514]

This needs to be its own series! Just the comment sections reactions to different types of videos.

[@InvincibleSummer7]

Baby Ryan is the paralysis sleep demon I see out of the corner of my eye at 3am

[@nhmooytis7058]

Ryan as a baby reminds me of the killer miners in Galaxy Quest 😮

[@JamesR624]

Ryan's "Oh, my god" is always the most relatable thing ever.

[@OuterSpace90]

I love that comment section already looks pissed even before he has a chance to finish his statement. Accurate!

[@richardmahn7589]

Downvoted your comment. Not sure what it said, but DOWN VOTE!!!!

[@nchldmn]

And then there's KZbin Kids.........we don't talk about KZbin Kids....

[@benthomason3307]

"wanna watch a beloved cartoon character get a mystery injection?"

[@richardmahn7589]

I want to make millions and billions with my kids! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA

[@totall4579]

The rate these are coming out lately is making me really happy. Although Ryan should really stop because this is bad for his health he shouldn't overwork himself so much. Also he's not monetizing his YT channel properly he should work harder. Cheers!

[@chiralvandal]

Absolutely. Also, you’re so wrong.

[@JustFrey]

No, u

[@philippeamon7271]

Ryan sucks now! He forgot to say the thing.. that "Super sleasy, barrel of incontinent". But his videos keep getting better and better.

[@totall4579]

@@philippeamon7271 i actually loled at barrel of incontinent to the point of breaking character in KZbin comments just to let you know. Kudos.

[@eyweiuai]

@@totall4579 ... what character? am I supposed to be playing a character while commenting?

[@eman-pu5kk]

"Hi there internet" That just reminded me of something....😢

[@lebowskithor]

I love how this is secretly a video to announce that he is having a baby. Congrats Ryan I love you man.

[@km-electronics1]

That's terrible! Babies aren't an FDA approved food items. They don't even taste that good.

[@M.Aggron_23]

The possibility of videos Ryan can make about KZbin comments or maybe just internet comments is limitless 😆

[@whiskbiscuit7199]

it's worse on ig, from what I see anyway...some of it is obvious rage bait and the rest makes humanity look entirely hopeless 😅

[@cobra8888]

@@whiskbiscuit7199Worst than Twitter?

[@RedLaundryBasket]

@@whiskbiscuit7199🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

[@NaBUru38]

In fact, Ryan has made a a video reacting on people reacting to reacting videos on reacting videos.

[@jlev1028]

This is probably the first baby video where instead of saying "AWWWWW...!", the appropriate resonse would be "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

[@Affews100]

Was honestly expecting the end to be the baby choking on the dog whilst the dog chokes on the baby, somehow

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

same bro

[@favoritemustard3542]

So kind of like ☯️? We know which one is Evil, too 😂

[@bsweet9797]

Same here!

[@jelita_]

So dark🤣

[@RyuKnightAlex]

Of course this video didn't end that way. He hasn't filmed the juggling accident yet!

[@audreybsullivan84]

Can’t believe he had air and a baby in the same room that’s a choking hazard the air could have choked on the baby!

[@captainjackknife5817]

Thank you Ryan! Your videos never get old, and its somehow very comforting to listen to a Canadian talk to himself for hours.

[@DaijDjan]

"That dog is a choking hazard for a baby" 😂

[@kjoc70]

Juggle knives? Pshhh- when I was that age, my dad had me juggling machetes.

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

Man you were slow, I was getting started on chainsaws by that point

[@kjoc70]

@@bosstowndynamics5488 Did I mention the machetes were drenched in kerosene and lit on fire?

[@MsCatfish4]

Omg tell me about it! No matter how innocent it is they always figure out an angle to view it as “bad parenting.” Comment sections are always so toxic it’s insane

[@renab.7390]

Awww, Ryan's demonic little son is back! BLOOD, BLOOOOOD

[@FrancoDFernando]

I have literally seen that comment "baby should not be held upright like that" lol

[@ksanag3426]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@georgeblair3894]

"Wanna learn how to juggle knives?" Jesus, Ryan.

[@thegreatherox]

No, it's actually Ryan George, not Jesus Ryan. I know it's another set of two first names, but get it right

[@cinegoth4144]

I read Ryan Jesus

[@jacobd1984]

I know! Dogs don't have hands, they can't juggle! He's setting his dog up for failure. A responsible dog owner would never do such a thing.

[@JZsBFF]

In America he would have learned him how to use an AR15, which is so much safer than knives.

[@dawnfire82]

@@JZsBFF Knives don't come with safeties.

[@BrynjarReynisson]

The dreaded return of Ryans blood loving son

[@trews1]

It feels like this adds some lore to his son. After learning to juggle knives at such a young age he probably became obsessed with them and then with cutting human flesh, which subsequently lead him down a dark path to cannibalism, until his arrest that the news article seen in the "First person to reach 1 million subscribers" video reported about

[@BrynjarReynisson]

@@trews1 we need a Ryans sons origin film and then a pitch meeting for it😂

[@andrewrispoli7904]

Where’s the Ryan George Timeline?!

[@AndrewCheshire]

Honestly I thought one of the Comment Section's comments would just be "BLOOD"

[@c5365]

Ugh, I've been hanging out on the pet sections of Reddit too much...and this hits really close to home today...

[@scosuvian3272]

This Child was MIA for a while in the videos, and I thought I was in the clear. Now, its terrifying grin is back, and my sense of peace has officially left the chat.

[@kjoc70]

Considering how long he was missing, he sure doesn't seem to have aged any. Are we sure it's even the same baby?

[@Deplorable-Dingo]

While reading the comments who is watching the baby?

[@illdoittomorrow2368]

The baby is watching us

[@thekueken]

The dog, while they talk about their plans to take over the world.

[@QuantizedAxiom]

I always like to imagine the basement dwellers telling the real parents how to parent while munching on Cheetos and McDonalds

[@defdaz]

More like parents telling other parents how to parent while munching on and feeding their children cheetos and McDonalds.

[@pandaeyez]

@@defdaz More like parents telling other parents telling other parents while they are all eating cheetos while feeding their children cheetos

[@killgriffinnow]

You sound like a basement dweller who’s projecting…

[@kaib6998]

​@@pandaeyezmore like parents telling cheetos how to McDonalds while feeding other parents their children

[@ichijofestival2576]

Pfft, that's ridiculous. My parents don't have a basement.

[@The_Jnrel]

"And the comment section is where joy goes to die, yeah its where joy goes to die." -Jacksfilms

[@cobra8888]

Once he said “and my baby” and I braced myself for the inevitable. Reduces the terrifying factor.

[@Pineapple16]

I thought the punchline was gonna be all the people commenting blatantly ignoring their children in real life so they can watch yt😂

[@thekueken]

Nah, unlikely, the majority of people commenting on parenting don't have children of their own. Which is why they know better, naturally.

[@attila0323]

Last week Ryan dropped a video where everyone expected baby Ryan and now he made it happen. He must read comments and do some fan service.

[@a1lebedev]

Baby Ryan is as cursed as always. Jesus

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

This is literally every instagram pet video 😂😂😂

[@Carl_Frank]

I always hit like on anything Ryan does before even finishing the video, and so far, I have not regretted that decision once.

[@chriscunningham6401]

Responsible parenting is easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@lucyjane1183]

😂🤣😂good reference.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Not for most people, lol.

[@MusketeerGweneth]

@@MatthewTheWanderer Well the cops don't like that they decided, so those people you are referring to need to be put in a room.

[@Will_Forge]

Well yeah, you shouldn't post videos of your babies, but you can't stop him from being a cool dad that teaches his kid and dog new things. What a cool dad.

[@happytreefriend2619]

Are you kidding me?! This is irresponsible parenting right there people! I mean a baby AND a dog in ONE video??? They don’t have their separate accounts? You didn’t grow a fan community before even considering a co-op between them?! What is going on? This man can keep his baby and dog, but he definitely shouldn’t be allowed to have a phone.

[@chiaracoetzee]

Either this guy has a really bad brand consultant, or worse, has no brand consultant at all. Not even one call to buy merch. Clearly not thinking through his long-term monetization strategy. /s

[@happytreefriend2619]

@@chiaracoetzee right?! Parents these days… 🤭

[@memyself5866]

IKR. I scroll down into the comment section of just about any cute animal video and there's almost always someone judging the video as indicative of some form of animal abuse.

[@heatshield]

Gotta love the addition of the bot. Wouldn’t have been complete without it.

[@Vickyvee97]

Yay Ryan's cannibal child is back!

[@장채린-p7n]

Omg the demon baby is back

[@cabanvillanueva]

Dam its been 9 months already for the kid to come out. Congrats on being a Ryan Dad, hope the Ryan Mom can deal with two guys in the same house

[@pickledud7703]

This is so true. Insta commentors on dog videos are the worst.

[@MadContendery]

I'm glad you didn't go for the obvious ending gag of "the thing the comments said would happen happens"

[@anneonimus4836]

Ah god he brought back the demon baby

[@privacyvalued4134]

He actually wore diapers as a baby and even explored the mind of a dog in past videos. So much life experience. Therefore, making this video was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Zeuts85]

Yeah, isn't it great how everyone in our society has overwhelmingly strong opinions about everything, no matter how trivial?

[@Roozyj]

That dog is a choking hazard for the baby and the baby is a choking hazard for the dog xD

[@shfqbsh]

I think this is Ryan's way of telling us that he and his wife are having a child

[@skyhunter2816]

This is too accurate.

[@MagaldiMateus]

OMG Ryan Kid is back. The horror.

[@LiamRappaport]

Agree with the cameras in kids’ faces comment, but you can never say that to a parent because of the pushback you’d get from every single parent on the platform.

[@mynameisreallycool1]

Fr. I feel like the internet is either too critical of parents or they get extremely offended when there is any advice for parents that could possibly be seen as "mommy shaming". People love to insult others while also not being able to handle constructive criticism themselves, even when the criticism actually makes sense.

[@monster_in_a_garden]

Cubes made from the comments section always have a phone in their faces, put it down and just live in the moment

[@korbell1089]

Teaching a baby to juggle knives is so wholesome, it's a skill he can use for the rest of his life!😂

[@michaelbrickieblock]

1:14 best part.

[@TherealGethmeister]

Me and my mum love watching you! ❤️

[@legendaryvicius]

Creepy freaks! xD

[@JZsBFF]

@@legendaryvicius Was your milk bottle not hot enough today, Joe?

[@legendaryvicius]

@@JZsBFF it was too cold, yes! :'(

[@mossbergr]

stop stalking man, that aint right

[@frankvandorp2059]

It's always ironic when people who spend all their time posting KZbin comments tell others to spend more time with their families.

[@SirSaladhead]

Finally, we can get re-traumatised by baby Ryan, I was looking forward to this

[@Prederick]

Literally EVERY. SINGLE. ANIMAL VIDEO. It is astonishing how, judging by internet comment sections, Veterinarian is the single most popular profession in America. So many expert veterinarians.

[@jenkings0367]

I’ve been wondering where Ryan George Jr was

[@o_s-24]

Well, that's enough horror content for today

[@richardmahn7589]

Are you letting your baby and dog watch horror videos on KZbin? Even one is wrong! WRONG!!!!!

[@Kinosho_Kawakami]

baby Ryan is so damn adorable

[@JZsBFF]

Taste and colors can't be disputed. But Baby R certainly is... something.

[@siriusgames7730]

Baby Ryan is so adorable and sweet he is the cutest thing and not disgusting at all

[@Gonkitup]

Finally some RESPONSIBLE parenting, I always loved juggling knives with my dad, but fair warning: don't play catch with knives ( without sunscreen)