34 Shorts Sketches - COMPILATION

[@RyanGeorge]

If you're not pooping while watching this, you will be arrested.

[@dew-it8744]

Good thing I’m currently pooping

[@flyingsquirrel64]

worth it

[@The-Coven-Head]

Oh, my God.

[@itstimefortim]

I never poop

[@CraftyVegetarian13]

But I don’t want to be put in a room!

[@Lawry_illustrations]

"Captain Minor Annoyance" having the initials "MI" on his suit, like in "Minor Inconvenience" (and not "MA" like his actual innitials), is so genius 👏

[@dickottel]

Minor Irritation 😅 I'm Captain BI Barely an Inconenience

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I was wondering about those initials - them not matching the character's name were... barely an inconvenience, if you will 😁.

[@klaus-dieterkohler7662]

O, it's MI for MInor?

[@danielciocilteu3545]

Reding ths coment made the beck of my nack feel a littlle tense. Now it is fine. Thakn yuo!

[@dgirl786]

A moment of silence for those who poop for over 20 minutes. 👀

[@Mister-Red]

I'm fine, please stop, I hate silence, it lets my thoughts be alone with me

[@zvone-os]

It;s not pooping. It's bathroom meditating. Very good for my brain

[@liruenth]

Video settings > playback speed > x2. Now it's only a 10 minute pooping session 😛

[@dgirl786]

​@@liruenthGenius! 😀

[@bbodyboi]

20 minutes is rookie numbers tbh I spent 40 minuets in there before my foot started to go numb because Ryan is worth it.

[@nathanlokken6755]

Watching Ryan George while you poop is TIGHT

[@catlawyerwilldefendfortrea6038]

You might wanna use some laxative

[@TaylorGBlack]

Wow, wow, wow... ...Wow...

[@nathanlokken6755]

@@catlawyerwilldefendfortrea6038 …I have to go

[@Chetloore]

Greatness

[@seanA416]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@eternitymatters8767]

The nature docs video is the best short, and one of his top-10 of all time. Everything about it is perfect.

[@StarshipCruiser1749]

Supremely ❤️ that the 🦁 is just scrolling his phone!

[@williamallsep6365]

Especially with the cameo from beary grizzle

[@eternitymatters8767]

@@StarshipCruiser1749 Makes me laugh every time! The lion's expressions are incredible.

[@danielciocilteu3545]

The proper abbreviation to "documentary" is "doco". Saying "doc" is too vague and confusing. Like it could mean "document" or "doctor" or "doctrine" so pls dont do that. DOCO!

[@Killerbee4712]

@@danielciocilteu3545 no one cares what the proper abbrv. of docu. is.

[@martyloo]

Perfect timing for this to show up at the top of my feed 💩

[@mrwensveen]

I literally closed the door to do a 💩

[@brucebaker810]

The top of the feed is the origin story. After that, gross stuff happens. Then grosser stuff happens.

[@samholdsworth420]

What about someone like me who never poops because I am 100% efficient with my food intake?

[@kup1hu696]

For sure, yeah, sure, yeah

[@thevisionary2007]

Your phone keeps track of everything you do. Everything.

[@MagusKain]

So I thought this was something I could watch while pooping. I watched it while not pooping not realizing it would cause me to immediately poop.

[@afrog2666]

Don`t worry about it, DRINK the COFFEE!

[@MagusKain]

@@afrog2666 coffee? This is poop.

[@josuepaulin625]

Didn’t know how much I needed this til I got on the toilet

[@chiquita683]

Its kind of weird that he knows my average poop time is 21 minutes 30 seconds but Im not complaining

[@Chetloore]

That's when I found it.

[@NK-dt1kp]

Every time I poop now, I'll think of him

[@marcosviniciuslima7230]

"what bell?" Always makes me spit the fricking coffee man...stop it, thank you very much

[@danielciocilteu3545]

That was one of the best :D

[@fathatman06]

Aside from being hilarious, I think my favorite part of these bits is the moustache he wears over his moustache.

[@SchecterIsKING]

The Lion playing hackey sack with the Zebras heart made me laugh hysterically. You're too good Ryan. 💀💀💀💀

[@sunlight9056]

literally on the toilet rn. get to ignore my family for another 20 mins. much appreciated.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

How thoughtful of Ryan to consider our pooping needs

[@brucebaker810]

@@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 It's smart. Catering to the underserved "people who poop" niche.

[@foodmuppet4533]

This video compilation was released in 2024 tet still ranks within the top "Best of Internet Category". Like this is some of the funniest material on the internet.

[@floricel_112]

As someone who DOESN'T watch shorts because of the format it forces on me, this is PERFERCT!

[@pizzatimeking4379]

Finally Ryan, ever since I started watching you I've always thought "This guy is good, but I can never watch him when I'm pooping 🙄" but now you've really proved yourself! Thank you! I'm going to poop now in thanks to you!

[@mikestrouse]

New fear unlocked. 🐻 with a rusted machete.

[@gfmol845]

Now we need a crossover with Cocaine Bear.

[@rebann]

Gonna need that hour long compilation dog. Company time and all that jazz.

[@ButterOnToast-pl8zi]

Instructions unclear. Did not realize you had to be on the toilet.

[@3amPizzaRolls]

You don't have to be on the toilet, you just have to be pooping. Learnt this the hard way

[@ፔ̇̈]

Watching Ryan George while you poop is tight…and so is my poop right now. I’m constipated. 😊

[@Chetloore]

You did too much there.

[@seanA416]

Fiber

[@user-kf3bb7ld7n]

Two Ryan's running for President gives me hope for the future of humanity.

[@austinschroeter5978]

Love the Star Wars one so much!

[@OliveOilBird]

That "You too" was painfully personal

[@hyperchord]

I also cringed hard. It hit home

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

We all felt that

[@KanojoMimiUnia]

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[@FriedFreezer]

Said it to a barista who told me to enjoy my coffee just the other day 😭

[@KanojoMimiUnia]

@@FriedFreezer oh no... :w:

[@catlikethief1718]

I'll never get over the Lion. Its just so silly and non-sensical, my favorite type of comedy😂

[@MrFantastic23]

Forgot about that Lion 'hunting' the zebra move! 😂💀

[@coolnerdlll6053]

You know Weird Pervy Guy got a kick out of that title somehow.

[@brucebaker810]

Weird Perv Guy doesn't sit down to poo.

[@gfmol845]

"And you know the best part about kicks? You use your feet... ho ho... feet..."

[@brucebaker810]

@@coolnerdlll6053 ha ha. My comment here has been made invisible. But I still get notified of adds to the thread.

[@jordanmicahcook]

Saving to “Watch later” for my next bathroom adventures.

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

🚽 Compilations are tight fer sure!

[@terrystormrunner5116]

Oh yea no for sure

[@saucebird6355]

yeah no yeah

[@graduator14]

Thank you for making the diarrhea less painful! 😂

[@Danchildus]

I specifically didnt watch this before I needed to poop and now 10 minutes later I feel awkwardly happy with myself.

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

best title ever

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Saw a few in here that were new to me, so that's always a good thing 😁.

[@dew-it8744]

This showed up while I was pooping. Thank you Gyan Reorge

[@derekeyler2634]

The how to get a tank sketch is my favorite short on KZbin. Also thanks for posting this. Wonderful to relive your fantastic shorts!

[@Raygeing]

I forced myself to poo so I could watch this.

[@alden1132]

Holy crap, my neighbor's landscapers dentist used to LIVE on Maple Street!

[@sparkocreation9153]

Watched it all. Got hemmeroids. Suing for damages

[@rickpebbles2502]

Thank you for being, please continue 😂

[@benji777tm]

“While you poop” get your spy cameras out of my house right now!

[@StevenHallsworth]

Not watched any of this yet, but just the title alone has made me chuckle so I’ve given it a thumbs up! Thank you for making me smile, it was sorely needed! 👊🏻

[@aussieglen1]

The lion and zebra bit is the best and my favourite. So inspirational.

[@Veterini]

Great! Watching your videos and pooping are my two favorite activities 👍

[@MB832]

This video came out while I was pooping so I will now be on the toilet for the next 23 minutes and 32 seconds

[@Chetloore]

Lucky @$$

[@oaktadopbok665]

it's been 56 minutes are you done yet?

[@MB832]

@@oaktadopbok665 yes

[@mdsmith8233]

A Bear with a rusted machete😆🤣😂😆Yeezus, I'm glad I stumbled upon this site thru your screen pitch videos--I'm str8 cryin😂😂😂😂

[@Indro57]

When life gives you lemon, just take a shit

[@ItsJustAJ-y1n]

As a fellow Canadian, can confirm this is exactly how conversations go.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

😭 *I NEED ANOTHER ONE* That delivery is so good, hahaha

[@Ghost4PF141]

"a bear with a rusted machete" how do you come up with these things lmao🤣

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

Can I keep watching this after I'm done pooping as long as I'm still sitting on the toilet?

[@civroger]

That lion on his phone 😄

[@ravenebony2267]

The man knows what we want, and when we'll want. Bravo, sir.

[@tokenzero1020]

KZbin autoplayed this video as soon as I got in bed. Needless to say I spent the next 20 minutes on the toilet.

[@ReedAxworthy]

Dammit. I clicked on the video while sitting at my desk and I did not notice the title. I need new pants now, Ryan!

[@rooney1155]

Omg. I was seriously looking g for something to watch while constipated! Thank you!

[@twadle123]

You uploaded this literally as i sat down to poo. Incredible.

[@SimonCoulton]

Absolutely perfect timing for this, thanks Ryan!

[@rome8180]

21 minutes and 31 seconds is exactly the length of my average poop! Thanks, Ryan George!

[@Zeni.1s]

Ryan is the best youtuber, i decided

[@Wintermute909]

Yeah, na, for sure i never knew Canadian's speak Australian so well!

[@FriedFreezer]

Yeah nah they do for sure

[@Appoduece]

Thank you for both your assistance and company while pooping.

[@robotigerproductions6543]

"Thank you, Ryan" we all say in unison.

[@montagetm]

This will be perfect for my bathroom theater setup.

[@donanderson370]

Feet went numb at the 17 minute mark.

[@roberthummell3701]

That was totally the best poop!

[@mtownboi4ya]

Thanks! My toilet time has never been as humorous as it is now! 😁

[@Ladykyra101]

Ok, "rub my hands together like a fly." Ha! Now I can't unsee that. Those little buggers sure do that, like they're plotting against us! 🤨

[@reinrose82]

This man knows his audience 😂

[@brianfederkins]

I just now saw the Hasa Diga Eebowai shirt in the "cats that don't like being picked up" sketch. Never knew Ryan was into theater!

[@ebreshea1337]

instructions unclear i pooped my shorts

[@FriedFreezer]

Vocal giggle

[@spazatistically]

I wasn’t popping when I saw this title, so went to go poop so I could watch it. Thanks for the entertainment!

[@Spiketrooper]

I never realized how Canadian i truly am. "No, yeah." and "for sure, yeah." Are staples of my existance.

[@CalixtoErico]

The nature doc kills me every time.

[@sharalakid]

I was playing Genshin Impact while pooping the exact second this dropped

[@Crisseda8]

I never thought i would see someone mentioning Genshin here :3

[@sharalakid]

@@Crisseda8 I have made the decision that mentioning the activity which as you pointed out is pretty unexpected in this comment section would serve a comedic purpose due to an advanced technique called subversion of expectations, then upon seeing your reply I decided it was a good idea to revert to the usual humour of this channel which oftentimes includes long and strangely worded speeches that over explain the initial concept. By doing this I performed the advanceder technique called DOUBLE subversion of expectations! OHHHH, performing a double subversion of expectations by over explaining the subversion of expectations you performed is TIGHT

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

And was it better than Genshin Impact?

[@sharalakid]

@@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Everything is better then Genshin Impact. I have a severe gambling addiction

[@Kaefer1973]

So are you real or a bot? If you are real you are the first Genshin Impact I ever encountered.

[@nureinname4870]

Man I just opened KZbin and this is the perfect video. Thank you, original Ryan George

[@Joemamaeatsrocks]

Bro this was posted while I was sitting on my toilet

[@jamesonweaver4224]

Flicklepoo is my new favorite movie.

[@GinBean23]

literally lol to the "What bell?" followed by loud bell

[@dreadnaught2406]

Canadian Ryans have an unsettlingly friendly smile.

[@goji7962]

im done pooping ill just leave this here for future poop sessions 11:31

[@3amPizzaRolls]

Watch flicklepoo in the meantime

[@OnlyAtJaMart]

Oh my god, I know someone that likes ‘maple’ frosted donuts. That is craaaazy!

[@runningthemeta5570]

Oddly, I just went poop before this video was uploaded

[@darkendheart1389]

I LITERALLY just sat down to poop and this popped up. I’m grateful and terrified! 😁

[@Dufus_Puncher]

I'm trying my best to poop.

[@Gedvondur]

I might even watch these when NOT POOPIN!

[@JinSubspace]

I'm literally using the bathroom right now and was wondering what to watch. Please remove any and all cameras you have in my house. Thank you.

[@rehamsaeed422]

Love the title my dude 😆👌🏽

[@zagnorch1336]

Trigger warning at 9:40 to 10:42 for Ryan Jr. face. You've been warned.

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Hello fellow poopers. So nice of Ryan to help us out in our moment of need and boredom.

[@davemartinez5840]

This better not be the video for the week..

[@favoritemustard3542]

Why not? I hadn't seen like ½ of `em.

[@davemartinez5840]

@@favoritemustard3542 I've seen them ALL!!!! I want new ones!!!

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@davemartinez5840 probably needed a vacation with the fam.

[@davemartinez5840]

@@favoritemustard3542 yeah.. it's ok.. I'll survive.. it's gonna be super hard, and REALLY an inconvenience.. 😋

[@brianfewer919]

Awwww, just in time for one of my tri-daily BMs. Thank you Ryan.

[@brianfewer919]

I did it!!!

[@sharath828]

The second type of compilation I watched today

[@Ralph_ralphster]

I clicked on a Deadpool and Wolverine clip but for some reason it led me to this video. After I finished clip I started reading the comments and I was so confused😂

[@MrDiceZack]

I have a stomachache and this is literally the perfect timing

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

Sometimes a good poop helps to relieve a tummy ache, I decided!

[@MrDiceZack]

@@RainbowFlowerCrow Oh no yeah that sounds very relieving indeed

[@Silbermane]

It's gonna be a long stint in the restroom for me with this here video compilation you uploaded.

[@Adrian-ek8hu]

Best title ever😂

[@robbiegreen7067]

Literally just sat down and got this notification. Impecible timing fer sure

[@chadreese9501]

Thanks for the laughs!

[@lavinialadlass9432]

can confirm, this video does oddly help with the pooping experience. LOL!

[@Soft_ricee]

Ooooooh watching Ryan George shorts while I poop is the "Bomb" Don't you mean "Tight"? Noo...

[@CarsonNoC]

I just sat down, and the perfect video just popped into my notifications. Holy crap!