When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything

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[@Cy-rg6fw]

seems awesome but I can't make it, sorry

[@nono-yw3tv]

This is hilarious.

[@dadsonworldwide3238]

Woke sects are just a varying demention of the athiest religion

[@momonthemoveokc]

Oklahoma?

[@joeygoll6233]

you need to coma back to Canada my boy we miss u

[@edwardhoffenheim3249]

1940s racist: "Colored folk" 2020 woke people: "People of color" Me, a black man: 👁👄👁

[@centralintelligenceagency8122]

Good Luck surviving in USA ma nigga

[@Sam-vz8pm]

Are you offended when someone says "black" instead of "african american"? Because when I say black people go like "omg that's so insensitive" and like maybe I am being insensitive idk I just don't see it that way

[@edwardhoffenheim3249]

@@Sam-vz8pm Sounds like an American thing. I'm jamaican and we just call ourselves black like the rest of the world. Honestly I'd be more offended by someone calling me African American because I really dont want to be associated with some of the stupidity I see from them.

[@lifecanhurt716]

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[@lifecanhurt716]

@Zachary Williams the second Relatively speaking these comparisons are a little blown out of proportion. This video was cringe

[@link61601]

Woke: "You know all white people are racist?" Racist: "I'm listening." 😂😂

[@mysteriousrealm7465]

Whats up Edward hows alphonse?

[@albin9815]

Levek 😂

[@JamesTaylor-ir4ou]

That was the best part. Hilarious.

[@lampard990090]

I don't get it. Is it some kind of a American joke ?

[@ryzerch2124]

@@lampard990090 liberal Americans and feminists, yes

[@donutstudios6353]

the balls he had to wear a shirt that said 'racist' in public

[@frankmarano1118]

I think because of the woke shirt and cameras people could easily see it was a skit lol

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@frankmarano1118 and he had a ‘woke’ guy right next to him

[@frankmarano1118]

@@Dennis-nc3vw exactly!

[@Har1ByWorld]

what wrong with that

[@kent6651]

he has the right to express himself

[@ginger_jeezus]

Bro the jewish bit at the end aged like wine

[@Gadottinho]

well, if you knew just a bit about the left's history you could've predicted it easily, well, not really predicting, but just knowing what already were their opinions

[@Lenevor]

🗿

[@BloodSweatandFears]

@@Gadottinho 🎯

[@thegamingboyrblx8631]

@@Gadottinho I mean, same with the right though. Hitler (Right) and Stalin (left) were both extremely antisemitic.

[@genaromicol7347]

what were their opinions?@@Gadottinho

[@kfcjet3892]

Woke people: racists with a hero complex

[@Neo_Geisha]

Lol

[@dgphi]

That's true. They want to be worshiped as gods by the people of color, like C3PO was on the Ewok planet.

[@newpgaston6891]

100%. There's a video (forgot who made it) about tons of white people saying we should be able to vote without ID because black people can't get them easily and all that... Then they interviewed black people, who all had IDs, all knew exactly where to get IDs, none of them knew anyone who didn't have IDs... and some of them found it downright insulting that some people thought blacks wouldn't be able to get them. Woke white people think blacks are like children and need to be protected, and treated as such. If I was black, and I knew how these people think, I'd hate woke white people as much as I hate racists.

[@umiluv]

newp gaston - that video is crazy... not because of the debunking part but because these crazy racists actually think this crap. Who the f#%k doesn’t have an ID? It’s like the first thing I got when I was 18 because I needed it for so many things.

[@johanmedrano1924]

Harsh

[@farmerchick3040]

It's amazing how woke people sound extremely racist and don't even realize it lol

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

but it is satire but you don't get it

[@ovaldocantu1619]

@@dontspikemydrink9382 satire based on facts

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@ovaldocantu1619 nah.

[@HumanThoughtExpression]

@@dontspikemydrink9382 Pro-Tip, comedy / satire is funny because it's rooted in truth. I've been observing this shit for years, don't try to act like this isn't a very accurate take on the stupid and loud tribal extremes in the USA

[@theDonRua]

they don't just 'sound' racist, they are racist. Their deeds, rules they want to pass, laws, votes, they behave in very racist ways.

[@CC3GROUNDZERO]

The sad part is that, just as with South Park's biting but accurate satire, most woke people will just dismiss this as "rightwing comedy" and not acknowledge its deep and bitter truth.

[@paullowman9131]

ALL actual comedy is "rightwing" at this point. Wokie "comics" are not even funny, they're just court jesters going for applause.

[@JFP1988]

I've seen a few such comments in this comments section already. They don't realise how harmful some of their policies are towards race relations and towards minorities themselves. As they say "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" never was that saying more true than with the woke movement. The best of intentions but have bad consequences often times. For example, scrapping voter ID laws, in Europe this is just a given. We've always had voter ID laws. It's not something we even talk about because to prevent voter fraud it's common sense that you would need to show ID. By scrapping/blocking voter ID laws you are enabling voter fraud as well as demeaning minorities by saying they are incapable of acquiring ID, which again iant helpful, because at some point in their life they will likely need it . If it's such a problem do something to help minorities acquire ID, don't just write them off as hopeless cases. Even though, I would say most don't need help to get an official ID, they are perfectly capable.

[@tbdivine129]

The fact that anyone would ever dismiss South Park as right wing comedy shows how absolutely delusional the left has become.

[@CC3GROUNDZERO]

@@tbdivine129 One minor correction: Woke is not left. They are the left of the neoliberal project, which is in its entirety rightwing. Identity politics is performative neoliberalism. Far from being actual leftwing (i.e. anti-capitalist), it is in reality a completely capitalist ideology.

[@edwinchigozie215]

@CC3GROUNDZERO nothing about the right is woke, in fact the right is the opposite of wokeness, like isn't the right synonymous for conservatives you know the religious people who hate gays and LGBT who wokies seem to love so much. You know sth interesting I'm a Nigerian and from what I've been observing there's only one way I can describe the kind of unique politics you guys have over there.... It's Stupid, I think it's one of the most nonsensical political system I've seen, the way I see it, it's common sense vs the far left and politics should be more complex than that

[@OMIMreacts]

"White people need to stop wearing dreadlocks and stop appropriating black music" "Shaved heads and country music, the way God intended" 😂😂😂

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

Nah shaved heads low-key look ass Long hair bros for the win

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@nicolabattiston7706]

Definition of "woke person" : a "racist person" with an Inferiority Complex Definition of "racist person" : a "woke person" with a Superiority Complex

[@EricDaMAJ]

Underrated comment.

[@redrectangle4794]

Underrated

[@barnabydodd8956]

Oh that's really good. Perfect description.

[@TheAoussa]

this is too perfect. well done!

[@0That_Guy0]

Give this some more votes already!

[@wickedlittleyumi3143]

Ok so, I’m an Asian/middle eastern girl and I have a bf whose parents are woke. But when they realized I have different opinions than them, they were like “how could a woman of color say that???” 😓

[@wickedlittleyumi3143]

I guess I could say they are racist, but I don't talk to them very often. I don't really get offended because I'm not surprised they say that, lol. It's just stupid and ridiculous.

[@BradLad56]

Sorry. They've bought in to this cult without even thinking about it. They need to be red pilled. Otherwise they're gonna turn into full blown racists and not even realise it.

[@Andrew36597]

That’s literally straight up seeing someone as just their race... which is pretty textbook racism 🙄 I don’t understand how people how these people exist

[@chrisludolph348]

@@wickedlittleyumi3143 unfortunately they are racist.

[@donutbevil9669]

People like them think that because of your ethnicity, culture and background, you think; or should think, a certain way. Stereotypes exist for a reason, and ironically enough, the very same people who preach about rejecting such stereotypes are keeping them alive. You are an individual. No contest. That being said, stereotypes themselves aren't inherently negative or positive. Most of them _are_ funny, though.

[@speedietruck4861]

“We both have our opinions on poc even though we barely know any” Underrated line 💀

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@phantomknight8398]

its the classic human trait of overcorrection, by trying to hard to not be racist we've gone in the other direction

[@Bu11yMagu1re]

Exactly.

[@aguyfromnothere]

I never try not to be racist. Racism isn’t a big deal as far as human failings and it’s the easiest thing in the world NOT to be. Just be kind to people and take them as they come. Easy

[@penultimania4295]

Its really not that hard not to be an idiot.

[@ruriwijaya595]

This is why you don't wanna go too far left or too far right or you'll end up in the same place because the earth is round ;)

[@phantomknight8398]

@@ruriwijaya595 im stealing that one

[@lushen952]

"Us white people have so much privilege" "I agree it is a privilege to be white" Oh my god this line is perfect.

[@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953]

Fellow white privilege

[@donutbevil9669]

@@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 Shalom, baby.

[@erlandglamorgan8377]

@Joe Castiglione fucking barf at your whole comment. Some people are better than others.

[@HawkAnomaly]

@@erlandglamorgan8377 yeah clearly some people more superior in ways you just described.

[@erlandglamorgan8377]

@@HawkAnomaly im kinda autistic so i dont know if you are actually agreeing with me or just making a snide remark.

[@OuterRimPride]

The ‘colored people’ and ‘people of color’ disparity was always the funniest shit to me

[@shockwavesyndrome6433]

Scott Glennon it is 2014 lol

[@Samuel115s]

Here in England we are called BAME (black and minority ethnic)

[@owenperkins1999]

Euphemisms, am I right?

[@tomtheslipknotfan]

Darkshadow I’m English and I’ve never heard of that ever.

[@InfernosReaper]

Safe Spaces is no different from Segregation. After all, people not being allowed to associate is perfectly fine as long as the separate is equal, right?

[@joshuacatton3840]

3 years later and they finally came to the full agreement of hating “tiny hat people”

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Not quite, the wokesters still haven't "narrowed it down."

[@hmmm3210]

I wish

[@viceroy3297]

Not quite. BlackRock has 'black' in the name which means they're still too afraid to stand against it. Even though they were all for occupy wallstreet a decade ago... better times, better times.

[@MaxStrongman]

'wokester' 😭😭 @@Dennis-nc3vw

[@exeforus3067]

@@hmmm3210 someones a bit mad

[@Jinxx9081]

The part about Jews aged in the most morbidly funny way possible considering the woke left now hates Israel 😂

[@candaniel]

Under the guise of "White settler colonialism" though

[@JDReC100]

​@candaniel oh yes. Use any excuse.....

[@Siter]

​@@JDReC100I bet you're the type of person to think that October 7th is when everything started

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

​@@Siter well it didn't obviously The local Arabs always hated jews since their quran teaches them that The 1929 massacre of hebron The fact they were in cahoots with Hitler Ye they had always wanted to kill the jews and they passed the ideology down to their descendants They have also elected Hamas into power and Hamas made their plans to commit a second holocaust (that is successful this time around) and conquer the world under the Sharia law And than Hamas proceeded to turn Gaza into a massive jihad camp where 99% of the population is in complete agreement with them There was only one person who went against Hamas and became a collaborator with Israel and he even wrote a book called "son of hamas" and he himself is in complete agreement with Israel So tell me if the one guy that got out of there and knows Hamas and the Palestinians the best think Israel is correct who are you to claim otherwise?

[@oltimos8888]

​@@Siter when the war started... your point?

[@SomeBlackGuy]

Too real bruh

[@bazzamckracken588]

I’ve been scrolling for ages but I KNEW I’d find you here!

[@resurrectionevil6581]

Omg love your channel!

[@foggyfrogy]

♥

[@mim4ety100]

Your channel is amazing!

[@kyliesouthwick5904]

Love the vids

[@pizzatheface]

No joke, I applied for a job that had the disclaimer: “We don’t discriminate based on race, religion, sex, etc.,” followed by: “Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.”

[@jacobjones1849]

Her and her girlfriend were super cool, smoked weed together, but they did NOT work. Lol

[@tuxtitan780]

Kinda like a lot of colleges today. "Yeah we don't discriminate against people because of their race, sexuality, etc. Anyways if you're gay or black you can get a scholarship entirely because you're gay or black and hey, fuck you straight white people."

[@lightscameras4166]

See that’s the problem. This is called positive racism. In America they flipped the idea of racism to hire based on race, which in itself is racist. -Coming from a Pakistani-American guy

[@trevoravery9270]

@@andrea_ottaviano_augusto88 saying someone has internalized racism = admitting that you, yourself, are a racist and a bigot.

[@tdoran616]

@@lightscameras4166 you can’t “flip the idea of racism”. Racism is racism. It’s that simple.

[@ctwolf]

Reporting back in after 3 years: It's getting funnier

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@tacocat6035]

This is becoming more true by the second.

[@cmaslan]

Let il be😏😏😏 Let the dam be 😏😏😏

[@danielreardon6453]

The difference is that the woke one is trying SOOO hard not to be racist, that he is super racist

[@ethanrey98]

But the end result is that they both do something racist.

[@GxRiku]

the even BIGGER difference is: One is looked at and cheered upon, payed and praised while the other is condemed

[@forthegod]

@@GxRiku yeah its definitely more profitable to be "woke racist" than "normal racist" =)

[@cooldepot4378]

trying hard implies thinking

[@beayn]

@@fannyfreckle It's basically the horseshoe theory getting proven again and again.

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

Only thing that would have made this better is if they swapped the shirts randomly and never pointed it out

[@Snake19644]

Bruh

[@spookidrew4284]

Bruuuhhhhhh

[@bbb77777]

They did 1:17 HA! GOT EMMMMM!

[@dogperson432]

That would not be better, that would be trying too hard

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

@@dogperson432 150 people disagree with you.

[@clarencethomasisthegoat]

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." MLK The left considers that a racist statement today 🤦‍♂️

[@cursedcat6467]

We believe in that but after slavery and jim crow because of the fact of generational wealth those in slavery ended up poor, this isnt a race thing, it is an economic thing it just so happens that those slaves came from Africa

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

"There is only one race the human race" is literally listed as a microaggression at the University of California.

[@lordzord-ex5pi]

@@Dennis-nc3vwThat had nothing to do with the original comment.

[@frankcastle1862]

That was Mandela

[@phonixfighter7966]

​@@cursedcat6467 talking about economics, generational welath disapear fast as fuck, most of the time. Not to mention that you still softly disagree with MLK Statement (who was 100% aware of what your criticing) so pls think this trough again.

[@christianm.k.3347]

It’s scary how spot on this is

[@rowenlampe7426]

This isn’t even satire, this is just representation.

[@raydencreed1524]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Nobody needed to "prove" the equality of the races. That's the presumption. If you think they aren't equal, then it's on *you* to prove it.

[@raydencreed1524]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ I can’t pretend it doesn’t exist if, as far as I know, it doesn’t.

[@raydencreed1524]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Oh, don’t worry, I’m going to look into your sources

[@featurebroadcast297]

@African warlord You are brilliant! Thank you.

[@OpticShadow360]

African warlord this guy is trolling the fuck out of you dude 😂

[@user-sm5sj6mg2t]

These days when someone says "Separate but equal" you don't know if he's an Alabama klansman or a California college kid

[@tyronejones4245]

@MRokk Congratulation. You must be quite relieved.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

Makes me glad I didn't go to college.

[@ronaldlalruatfela3597]

Did you just assume his gender?

[@texastea5686]

Omg best comment on here!

[@janusinitiative3520]

". All animals were created equal ( Says the WOKE community) " ...But some are more equal than others"

[@reidleblanc3140]

It’s so refreshing to finally reach the sensible part of the internet

[@newguy5761]

Unreal how well this aged

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Not the Jewish line.

[@exeforus3067]

should of mentioned people with rags on their heads at end

[@WildDogGamerBoy]

I came here expecting a comedy, but all I got is a documentary.

[@w___s]

lol!

[@jtoms3]

But you were so satisfied with the end result.

[@pebblepod30]

Best comment!!!!! 😝😂😝😂😂😝😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pluepaste6341]

Gutts what are you doing here. got tired of waiting on that island

[@tpbisdivine]

lmaooooo

[@dorout1]

This is horrifyingly accurate.

[@hardworker5588]

The way to turn horrifying into glorious is to VOTE in November. Taking power away from evil is a glorious thing.

[@woodlefoof2]

HARD WORKER vote for who though? As far the topic of racist and woke being the same we’ve got a one party system

[@kevc3148]

@@woodlefoof2 no no, Trump is sadly not racist at all. So vote Biden!!

[@woodlefoof2]

kev c look even if Biden wasn’t woke style racist he’s got dementia Say what you want about trump, his mind isn’t decomposing while he still lives just yet

[@brianlevine249]

Sadly true. Look at Proposition 16 on the 2020 california ballot. They want repeal Prop 209 which is the amendment to the California constitution which said that the state cannot discriminate against or grant preferential treatment on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in the operation of public employment, public education, and public contracting Can't make this up

[@hobgobigan6602]

And the moral of the video is: Don't be racist or woke Treat people with respect no matter what they look like

[@wojciechadimowicz7839]

True moral is that you can't avoid being racist, no matter how much you try. Ending racism was all wokes ever wanted and here is where it led them.

[@reuben3077]

yup both or radicalized ends of a spectrum

[@ultimatestuff7111]

So respectful racism? Or treat everyone racist so it’s equal?

[@teecakes]

Respectful racism is waiting until you leave the Old Country Buffet restaurant and get in the car before you talk trash about the interracial couple that sat to the right of your table. Respectful wokism is not trying to boycott Netflix and get people fired everytime there is a Dave Chapelle comedy special coming out

[@hixidom2274]

I do treat people with respect when first meeting. I don't judge them based on their appearance. I will however judge them based on 5 minutes of conversation.

[@cabeskywalker4346]

This has aged insanely well

[@e2b265]

Why do people keep saying this?? It’s something that has been happening for years, obviously it’s going to age well if nothings changed 😭

[@cabeskywalker4346]

@@e2b265 oh for sure! I just meant the antisemitic part’s gotten way crazier on the left

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

There are two types of racists: The ones that say: "We deserve special treatment because they are inferior." And the ones that say: "THEY deserve special treatment because THEY are inferior".

[@johnsimonson1207]

Three types. There is also the type that says: "We deserve special treatment because we are inferior." But I don't know if there is anyone who actually believes this or if it is a case of simply making the best use of the current system.

[@Dave-cf4vd]

Third type: "I don't deserve to exist because I have deep guilt over being superior."

[@isaiahsmith7123]

"We deserve special treatment because we are superior" Vs. "They deserve special treatment because we are superior"

[@mychevysparkevdidntcatchfi1489]

@ShaddowSabbath Yup. BLM and the woke left kills far more dark skin people than any other. But the media don't talk about them in bad way, instead media praise their unjust murders.

[@VioletJoy]

@ShaddowSabbath BLM is responsible for the deaths that have happened during these past few months of "protest", whether directly or indirectly involved.

[@TheJustina102085]

“We both have a lot of opinions on people of color even though we hardly know any” hahahha soooo true

[@LowestofheDead]

*Racist:* "I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior." *Woke:* "We should reverse that inequality[1][2] so we can be equal, together." *Y'all:* "Both say race haha all same" [1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6 [2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/

[@henrymazzati6800]

After meeting them you become more racist.

[@ascensionblade]

@@LowestofheDead hi :) These links might convince someone if they bothered to consider confounding variables that can change results. Do you perhaps believe that something is bigoted simply because it has different outcomes when broken down by characteristic?

[@piranhaplantX]

@@LowestofheDead A lot of these statistics remind me of the female wage gap narrative. Where they lump in all women from different jobs, and don't account for hours, part time vs full time, overtime, region, performance, etc. Turns out, a lot of the difference comes from exactly which jobs women choose to have, and them working less hours on average. Some versions even include stay at home moms, which makes no sense. I see a lot of the same here. Like the black congressman representation apparently being shown as racist. But it doesn't give any sort of context, like how it measures up to the black population at large. Which, if we are looking for a proper ratio of black population to black congressman, is really not far off. I see a similar theme in the rest of this list. So I can't really take it seriously, or even do much with it if I did.

[@TheRosyCodex]

Most "racists" I know, myself included, have a lot of experience with non whites

[@tanakisoup]

Holy shit this is 3 years old… and it’s still perfectly fitting. Has society really not changed at all in 3 years?

[@TheSonoranSniper]

why would it change so quickly?

[@hixidom2274]

Nah. It's much worse.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

The fact that this has 12k dislikes just tells me some people saw their mistakes and refused to admit them

[@RealQuarlie]

Or the fact that this video is just straightup bad?

[@TheAncestor6]

@@RealQuarliecase in point

[@TheREPPIX]

​@@RealQuarliewe got a kinky one!

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

This should be an un-skippable ad.

[@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284]

I agree. I'd donate to a gofundme to make this an unskippable ad.

[@ChubbsMcFattFlabbs]

Seconded

[@0witw047]

Eww no

[@MarksPhsoschaBughl]

Beni Habibi Nothing wrong for thinking this is funny. The world is so crazy right now. Just trying to find some humor in it all. At some point you just have to have a laugh.

[@ginoboss657]

@@LowestofheDead and there both democrat haha

[@mrbillsix]

“You know all white people are racist?” “I’m listening.” Such a great line, haha.

[@after_midnight9592]

All people are racist - fact All white people are racist - racism

[@thecommentschannel3548]

@@after_midnight9592 But there is only one race, the human race 🤷‍♂️

[@TheSapphireLeo]

@@thecommentschannel3548 That's why even the smartest "aliens" are known as "humanoid".

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@thecommentschannel3548 No dumbass. Humanity is a species.

[@shoopoop21]

@@thecommentschannel3548 Which is why mixed "race" not only is a thing, but a medical nightmare. If you happen to be mixed, and your liver fails, you can't accept an organ donation, even from other similarly mixed race people. Not even your parents will be able to save you by forfeiting theirs. Most "racist" people simply want the right of association to apply to situations other than when tech giants want to obliterate you.

[@AlbinoMutant]

Still an evergreen bit. Comedy is and always will be how normal people fight back against the nonsense.

[@gigginbig3]

I have some white dude at a bar called me a black grifter because I voted for Trump when I pointed out the fact that he’s highlighting my race with his feelings and that he’s putting me in a category and he sounds kind of racist. He shut up and walked away, it trips me out how racist the racist can truly be

[@Lonewolf-ei5yv]

What did you expect when Biden said :... And you ain't black if you don't know who to vote for.. This and the guy in the bar is what the Democrats are and what they believe.

[@spht9ng]

Lol imagine voting for a traitor insurrectionist.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@spht9ng You mean Biden? He didn't, he said he voted for Trump.

[@spht9ng]

@@SergeantExtreme lol nice try minimizing Trumps corrupt time in office

[@qfcbv]

@@SergeantExtremeyeah twist it around and say the old senile twig committed insurrection. No, seriously, when??

[@Budz-fc6es]

Racist: I’m better than you because I’m white. Woke: I’m better than you because I’m white but I’m sorry for it.

[@matthewcastleton2263]

Yeah. It's self-depricating racism. The only difference between the two is that the white supremacist is proud of their racist beliefs. They literally believe EXACTLY the same things however.

[@navyal7237]

"Here , I've put BLM in my bio so you can know that I'm not racist"

[@The-Real-JD]

@@navyal7237 I haVe a BlAcK fRIend

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

Poc: I hate you because you are better than me

[@douggoldwater1734]

accurate af

[@Will_022]

“technically i don’t consider jewish people whi-“ “NEITHER DO I” 😂😂😂

[@harleysprague3678]

That was my favorite line, as a jew, who is seeing a groundswell of antisemitism from the left. Conservatives will outright mock me and roast me, but love when I roast them back. The leftists just spout incredibly xenophobic and bigoted filth, and then accuse "My people" of being the same. It's actually pretty astounding when it happens. At least a skin-head doesn't mask his contempt. I can respect that. Ryan Long is the K.I.N.G.

[@jtnachos16]

@@harleysprague3678 Bald-faced disdain is infinitely better than a mask that hides the hideous creature underneath.

[@just_your_localguard9612]

@@harleysprague3678 has a Jew, what do you think about how China handling them? I don't know any Jews, but I'm curious what one think about it.

[@mik2420]

@@just_your_localguard9612 if they don't respond, I can fill in (obligatory "not all Jews think this, I'm just one person"). It's awful and I'm surprised the world has let this go. It's not as bad as the Holocaust yet, but if something isn't done soon, it could easily become worse.

[@saintejeannedarc9460]

@@mik2420 Jews in China? Say what?

[@lekevire]

Woke: "Black slaves should be free!" Racist: "Black slaves should be free!" Both of them: *"JINX!"*

[@user-xh7sd1sw9f]

why would the racist say that?

[@jonathanhanna9459]

​@@user-xh7sd1sw9ffree to buy, as in no price free

[@staskozak8118]

@@user-xh7sd1sw9f , free is a price)

[@CommanderX1125]

@@user-xh7sd1sw9f There was a big push for a while before, and to an extent during, Reconstruction after the US Civil War that was to send slaves back to Africa, I think it was Liberia if I recall. Lincoln had a plan for that very thing, and likely would have done it had he not gotten a new wind resistance hole in the back of his head. In short, even ol' Abe over there thought that they should send back folks to Africa and have the nation for whitey. It's funny because of how everyone reveres Lincoln as some super progressive, when in reality, he led the US to creating a new country to send black folk away from the US. I don't even need to make a joke, the whole thing is one big joke.

[@moczs]

​@@user-xh7sd1sw9fFree has two meanings bro. 😅

[@strawbe891]

Imagine people seeing him wearing a shirt that just says "racist."

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Maybe he's just a fan of NASCAR.

[@zac.bolin01]

Mirza Ahmed dang garage door pulley why the heck would there be a garage door pulley in a pit gargage? Checkmate TRUMPET

[@Insanestsage]

@@mirzaahmed6589 underrated comment

[@theindeliblenips1154]

Him next to a guy with woke cancels it out people will just think there doing a social experiment, what a world 😂😂

[@annabellehodgson4145]

They'd probably congratulate him for being so self aware.

[@adamakemon1856]

“You know all white people are racist” “I’m listening” Killed me

[@tmilev]

translate democrats from greek to latim you get republicans

[@raghuvenkatesan6792]

@@tmilev?

[@deucewithoutmicallister4794]

@@tmilev huh

[@kristen21023]

I was sent.

[@breyerhorsestudios2964]

@@deucewithoutmicallister4794 they mean that Dems and Reps are the same (which I agree w) both don’t care about anyorn

[@drewm9903]

How well this aged. They both agree on trampling on other's rights that's for damn sure and we see that playing out in real time.

[@jimmythegreekable]

This gets better with age . Damn fine satire

[@johnbrown9542]

I’m so woke I judge people based on the basis of their skin

[@soupryu]

I'm so woke coffee drinks me.

[@Dominus564]

I'm so woke, Karl Marx thinks I went too far.

[@nikolaibeckel1071]

@@chepickensjr1765 no one outpizzas the hut

[@papasquash919]

Legend has it no one ever heard from A ROAD ever again.

[@cestalia]

People so woke, they fall asleep immediately

[@yakkayakka360]

Ryan was in public wearing a shirt that said "RACIST" while shooting this bit. That is dedication to the joke lol

[@EventHoriXZ0n]

This also looks like NY/NJ which makes his bravery even more admirable

[@AceFaz]

@@fred7883 right, I'd probably laugh If I was walking down the road and some guy in a 'racist' t-shirt just walked passed, lol. I'm Irish and Americans are literally so offended by everything that doesn't matter, yet their country is so backwards. They are allowed to buy guns to defend themselves... against other people with guns..... do we see the problem here- Maybe just don't give out guns in the first place?

[@thefoochie2118]

Not surprised, he’s transphobic and sexist. Why not racist, too?

[@yakkayakka360]

@@AceFaz Ya only the government should have guns. That's worked out great in human history lol. Keep your Eurotard logic in your own country. We'll keep our guns, thanks for your concern.

[@maz4849]

@@yakkayakka360 and just like that, he got triggered. Classic.

[@sharpen-up]

One of the most successful examples to demonstrate the nonsense of today's culture to date

[@AFT_05G]

Average 4-chan user meets average Reddit user

[@SolvingTheMoneyProblem]

This is a tragedy, not satire.

[@CatalinaEX]

Can it be both ? I mean are those exclusive to each other ? honest question

[@rishimehta4486]

@@CatalinaEX Of course

[@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd]

It's a miracle

[@hebanker3372]

First,I thought it was tragedy,but then I realized.....it's comedy.

[@neetsroach772]

Tragedy plus time = comedy as they say

[@ctschneider1]

Dear Ryan - NEVER apologize for this, not even when the cancel culture mob comes knocking. Please.

[@werbs7776]

If the cancel culture comes for him, it will be a good thing. Cancel culture would actually increase his KZbin Traffic.

[@cameronthomas3398]

FACTSSSSSS

[@cameronthomas3398]

Robert Phelps tru

[@023achilles]

Did he misrepresent woke people? Nope. Although they make take offense at being compared to vile racists!

[@andymigz7000]

Never apologize to the left

[@patricksweet4104]

I showed this to my *liberal* girlfriend and it literally broke her brain. For once she did not know what to say and just pondered existence.

[@y.o.2478]

No matter how hot she is, unless you can fix her politics, she isn't worth it man

[@hixidom2274]

Glad to know it works as a deprogramming tool. Maybe I'll print up some QR code stickers that link to this video and stick them around town.

[@thatweirdo35]

NAWWWW OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING ACCURATE 😭 this is why if you're extreme enough, you'll have the exact same ideologies as the opposite extreme 👍

[@kaelell4697]

horseshoe theory

[@Quoteunquot3]

"The further a society drifts fron the truth, the more they will hate those who speak it" -George Orwell

[@nihilistcentraluk442]

In 1984 O Brien explains how the party rules for ever.It controls education and each new generation of officials is totally committed to its vision.Like critical race theory ....

[@therose1277]

I just started reading 1984. Just the first chapter is chillingly familiar.

[@nihilistcentraluk442]

@@therose1277 we are reliving it now. Race theory SJW newspeak ,the atmosphere of fear ....the Twitter mob, the 2 minute hate..

[@patoloquend0]

The Rose Such a brilliant book. Orwell was a visionary.

[@roobs4451]

what do you guys think about Orwell's arguments for socialism?

[@blakebridges8989]

I love how the racist guy absolutely loves the woke guy, and the woke guy thinks he’s actually an ally to minorities. This really shows how racist woke people are. Good job.

[@ytmndan]

Yes. That is the joke.

[@ekoms108]

In my opinion it more shows how woke racist people are, but to each their own.

[@madean7938]

@@ekoms108 I agree

[@Whelknarge]

Yes, because racism isn't about whether you think that there are two instrinsically different sides whose different separate identity must be underlined at every single opportunity, it's about which side yiu personally like the best.

[@Sanquinity]

Yea that's what baffles me. I'm Dutch, and It is often said that women and "other races" are treated very equally here. And I look at the American extreme left and can only see racists and sexists pretending to be the opposite. Don't get me wrong I see the same on the extreme right. But at least they don't pretend to be something else and generally don't get a much power in politics. They're ignored and/or called out for their racism and sexism. While the ones on the left get applauded and listened to.

[@krishnasai2446]

It's a very poignant representation of the fact that any idealogy taken to extremes is equally non senscial

[@Hidanzo717]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day…so I came back 3 years later to watch it again lol

[@owen_nx]

The woke racist is something I encounter way more than the "right wing racist "...

[@eraliaa3219]

It's bigotry of low expectations. As someone who's not white, I experience just the same. And it's stupid.

[@lexingtonconcord8751]

BINGO!

[@lexingtonconcord8751]

@@eraliaa3219 Wow! Bigotry of low expectations! I finally have the words for what I've been feeling from white liberals for so long! Thank you! Demonstrated so perfectly by Biden's fruedian-like slip: "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."

[@MrZig-ot1bu]

@@lexingtonconcord8751 This type of pittying from white liberal elitists always reminds me of the antagonists from Get Out. They put on this phony bravado of caring about minorities but behind closed doors they treat them as a means to an ends. I'm surprised the message of that movie went over so many people's heads.

[@snorgonofborkkad]

That’s because the prevalence of far right racists has always been a conspiracy theory. It’s part of woke derangement syndrome.

[@pumpkingamebox]

This is literally the definition of "So woke they went back to sleep" And it's exactly what's happening outside.

[@december12twok12]

Rather so woke, they’re suffering from sleep deprivation induced psychosis.

[@LowestofheDead]

Racist: I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior. Woke: Statistics show that life has measurably been made worse for minorities [1][2], we should reverse that so we can be equal, together. Y'all: Both talk about race haha same [1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6 [2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/

[@bigpete7865]

Being woke is basically the equivalent to thinking you're actually awake while still in a dream.

[@pumpkingamebox]

@Andrés Valverde It's funny. How if a person says he has been through an awakening. You can bet pretty good money on that he actually didn't.

[@ununun9995]

What does it mean to be japanese?

[@Dysputant]

Aged like fine wine....

[@Adam-wg2rf]

More like honey .

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

@@Adam-wg2rf in that it didn't age at all?

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Not the last line, but I told people that was the skit’s one fail from the beginning.

[@minignoux4566]

n-no, i'm not woke, i'm racist! the difference being one knows who they are and the other are hypocrites!

[@mrdalliard]

The “technically I don’t consider Jewish people white” killed me 💀

[@kokako5214]

At least he referred to them as people

[@EvillAnime]

Based

[@mereen750]

"White privilege!" So jews as well? "No, not technically they are not white" Yes, technically, they are.

[@carnivorewitch]

I guess they forgot about African Jews

[@TheElevenFirst]

@@kokako5214 why do people care if their Jewish the literal only difference ifrom Christianity is they don’t think Jesus existed like why is it such a big deal

[@zencatfish9102]

I swear, saying "people of color" is just a new way to say "colored people". How did we get here?

[@AntepenultimaRomantica]

Is it different? They sound like different ways of saying the same thing (ps.: genuine question because English isn't my first language)

[@zencatfish9102]

@@AntepenultimaRomantica Honestly, english is my first language and i can't even tell the difference 😅. I don't think they're different but in today's political/social climate they're made out to be different. But I think what you said is the exact reason why its such a bs phrase. the democrats in the US use that term, "people of color", thinking they came up with something new and more politically correct when in reality it's just old democrat (the ones who wanted to keep slavery) terminology to refer to black people-- colored people 😬

[@AntepenultimaRomantica]

@@zencatfish9102 Oh okay, thanks for the answer

[@aerialpunk]

I like to intentionally say "coloured people" in convos with woke types sometimes, just to make the point, lol.

[@aerialpunk]

@@AntepenultimaRomantica actually, it's not really different, it's not just you! And that's why some of us laugh about it so much. It's the same distinction being made, and the language is almost exactly the same and means the same thing, but they consider one racist and the other not. It'd be like saying "a red apple" is offensive and makes you an awful person, but "an apple that is red" shows how amazingly woke and wonderful you are.

[@lazywallstreetnews7234]

I’m an immigrant to America and I’ve tried to explain this to people so many times but my vocabulary is limited so I just show them this video and they get what I mean so fast

[@hixidom2274]

Well, I'm from America and I do the same thing. No point typing a paragraph they won't read when a video that makes them laugh is easier and more effective.

[@themediocreweirdo]

Props to that man for wearing a ‘racist’ shirt out in public

[@ristoborgman]

"I like all races even the bad ones" -Joe biden

[@Gawillamon]

"Poor kids are just as smart as white kids." -Joe Biden

[@stevedog9409]

“I don’t want my kids growing up in a jungle, a racial jungle.” -Senile old Joe

[@calebdavis5428]

the first one is a joke/satire from the Babylon Bee, the first two replies are very, very real :\ Joe Biden 2020 running for the -presidency- -senate- retirement home... well more like walking but you get the point :\

[@TheGreatWerebear]

@@calebdavis5428 Thanks, I was about to google it. I still plan on voting for him because at least he hasn't sent out groups of federal enforcers to commit acts of violence against peaceful US citizens, but it's going to be a painful day and I'm eating a lot of ice cream afterward.

[@autumnreed2079]

@@TheGreatWerebear you should check out the video of joe biden admitting to how he threatened to withhold 1 billion in aid to Ukraine unless a prosecutor was fired for the behalf of his son's business. Also democrats oversee the majority of impoverished black communities and have done nothing for years. Trump tried to pass police reform legislation by tim scott last month but it was rejected with no discussion no further compromise. You can watch tim scott addressing this. Just want to lay some facts out there but either way options are never good

[@BlackGryph0n]

I made the mistake of tweeting “not everyone on the right is a racist” once... I met ten thousand Brads that day.

[@amanhasnobody3415]

You have a weird voice. I meant that in a good way

[@ThRifTeDmUsIc]

Yeah it's a shame.

[@amanhasnobody3415]

@Leider Tears Brad is the woke guy. The racist guy said it at the start of the video

[@AnnaHans88]

Love your videos!

[@brianmchaney7473]

Very few people on the right are racist, in fact!

[@sedatemichelob]

Crazy how this holds up even more in 2024

[@NoNameanonymusamogus]

I think putting rasist and woke people in one room and not allowing them the say who they are would be a good show

[@circleviii1801]

broooooo..... someone do this

[@verybadwordforname]

Have fun trying to find the mythical "woke" person. Or just buy a scarecrow. Still a strawman either way

[@rivashanmolefi7326]

I mean, as soon as one of the racist people says "I think *certain ethnic group* should die" the cat will be out of the bag 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@ohitsrusher842]

​@@rivashanmolefi7326Not if they say white people

[@stephenerickson1544]

I NEED THIS!

[@silkroad1201]

"I agree, it is a privilege to be white". The way he said that was pure gold

[@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953]

Fellow white privilege

[@Vincent-yx7tg]

Not racist like i don't have a problem with anyones skin color but man wouldn't u enjoy if u had a privilege lmfao

[@Nightwatcher20]

@@Vincent-yx7tg oh that'd be the dream, it'd make life a whole lot easier... shame it doesn't exist, though, because obviously how the hell would it exist?? 😂

[@Vincent-yx7tg]

@@Nightwatcher20 eh idk. Tbh i think there is some truth to white privlage but not too much like the media portray it as

[@Nightwatcher20]

@@Vincent-yx7tg but white privilege suggests that societally, white people have an advantage... so like there are laws that oppress minorities but help white people. Which is simply not the case.

[@lastnamefirstname6700]

My dyslexic ass read the shirts wrong and didn’t even realize till the last scene. The best part is this still absolutely made sense.

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

You saw them in reverse?

[@Brandon_Benji]

This aged so well

[@scarletjester7831]

I remember when the Woke crowd start claiming orcs in D&D are representation of black people, my immediate and only thought was only legitimate racists could reach that conclusion. Then it all clicks together when you start asking "Are the Woke actually just racists?" when thinking about what they do and say

[@Film_bro1110]

“Orcs are savage raiders and pillagers with stooped postures, low foreheads, and piggish faces with prominent lower canines that resemble tusks” -Excerpt from the official 5e Monster Manual Ah yes, orcs are the pinnacle of black representation.

[@rKhael53]

Actually depends on which orcs. Warcraft orcs are Mongolian based, while Warhammer are based of english hooligans :P In a more serious note, it reminds me of the New York municipality who ask for rename monkeypox. Because, for them, it can be used to disrespect black people... We can suspect New York municipality being racist for having make that weird connection in the first place, no ?

[@jameswatson5807]

That is not fucking woke that is some SJW shit, woke is black thing by a minority of blacks. It has noting to do with SJW diversity and progressive.

[@olympia5758]

But Orcs are cool.

[@Film_bro1110]

@@olympia5758 agreed.

[@notfrank6586]

as a wise man once said the best kind of comedy is the truth.

[@JH-se3hm]

a wise white man

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

@@Orienne3300 I mean,you heard it from the video first

[@VomitPinata]

That man's name? Adolph Hitler. Checkmate libs!

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

@@VomitPinata huh,smart guy,might wanna check on him later

[@VomitPinata]

@@soulswordobrigadosegostar his Ted Talk is illuminating!

[@indecx1878]

This video ages like fine wine with every single day.

[@bunnyloverplayz1371]

“I don’t really consider Jewish people as white. NEITHER DO I!” 💀💀💀💀

[@wiseguy9202]

The problem is, woke people aren't self aware enough to even realize this. Most racists do.

[@themaharishi8160]

Everyone trying to force behavior onto others. Are exactly the same. If your way is the best way. You don't have to threaten people. You just have to show them by example or explain.

[@death3678]

@@marcelacavalheiro2412 same at least then they don’t act as though they’ll listen to you, they have their opinion and they’re sticking with it

[@rapazlegal1358]

It's easier to argue with a racist to stop being racist than to a woke to stop being racist

[@danksanchez4324]

@@death3678 even if they’re pieces of shit

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

@@rapazlegal1358 to be fair those both are so hard to achieve that we can't measure how difficult they are exactly are.

[@amandayoung9064]

Woke: You know all white people are racist? Racist: I'm listening. Comedic Gold!!

[@lp5188]

My fav line. Brilliance

[@MarksPhsoschaBughl]

That is the best line. My god. Comedic gold.

[@redneckbear8090]

Racist's inner voice: so you're saying there's a chance?

[@0witw047]

That literally never happens though.

[@tylerstanley578]

@@0witw047 only if you're overly shelter privileged and brainwashed

[@SweetBabyIncMustDie]

The fact that's it's, like, 100% true 💀

[@Parrallaxatives]

It’s a pretty damn funny skit, don’t take it as a genuine unbiased and nuanced approach to the way the world works and the ideas people hold. Have a good one

[@docproc144]

It’s 2024 and this video continues to age like fine wine lol

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange that "people of color" is acceptable but "colored people" is racist.

[@epRivera]

The way I see it, both are pretty racist

[@DAMfoxygrampa]

Holy. I cannot believe I've never thought about that before

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Or how about when someone says “I have a friend that happens to be black” you know saying it like it was an accident that he’s black. So colored people is racist but people of color isn’t? What are white people? People of no color

[@Not-Ap]

They don't have the same historical connotations.

[@DAMfoxygrampa]

@@Not-Ap How is history relevant to how we talk in everyday parlance? I'm never out with the homies talkin bout the historical connotations of wearing a Hugo Boss fragrance, even though he was a Nazi. I just tell my homie he smells good before I suck his dick.

[@chrisrodriguez6899]

This man is bold for wearing a shirt that says “racist” in public

[@youngroosevelt38]

@reinhard earlin Dude they literally make a joke about that in this skit

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

Which one?

[@ChiakiNanami736]

Ryan Long commented on it briefly during the podcast episode he did after this.

[@johnskrb]

Why wear a “Racist” shirt when wearing white skin is apparently enough!?

[@musicmeister1313]

@@johnskrb lol fax

[@SonOfRojBlake]

KZbin sketches are ten-a-penny. This is gold. Love it. This is your parrot sketch, your four candles, your going out for an English. It's never getting better than this. Bravo

[@stefanyordanov2885]

I'm so glad they finally came to an agreement on Jewish people.

[@chandir7752]

It's the most superficial agreement ever. Think about it for 1 second and you realize that one recognizes that Jews experience discrimination, whereas the other discriminates against Jews.

[@KristallFire]

They do the Same but for other motives. Thats the Joke of the whole Video. "The pathway to hell is build with good intentions." Or sth Like that.

[@archieames1968]

@@chandir7752 Yeah, look how much empathy Jewish people are getting now in the campus protests.

[@chandir7752]

@@archieames1968 Not a lot. Groups like Jewish Voice for peace are being silenced. Most of the edgy self proclaimed free-speech warriors are suddenly asking to ban protests.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

My woke Cousins have never hung out with a black person ever. I brought my black roommate to Thanksgiving once, and they where talking to him like he just got pulled out of an African tribe, and didn't understand what anything was. He got really offended, but he let it slide cause he was a guest. I had some words with them though.

[@georgewashington938]

sorry your roomie's TG was tarnished by the woke/racists. the situation you describe would be good material for a comic tragedy play

[@ultramarinescaptain3840]

That's a little racist.

[@youtubeshypocrisy]

Hi Marcus. This is salt. Do you know what salt is? Can you say salt? Ohhh good job! Salt goes on food. Watch me do it, now you try!

[@saltyamalgamate]

@@youtubeshypocrisy "This is a magical device known as a computer!" "Oh yeah I have a PC of my own-" "Now this might surprise you, but it works using lightning"

[@youtubeshypocrisy]

@@saltyamalgamate lmao 🤣 I’m dead

[@haydencook682]

Not a single lie or exaggeration

[@TheNoviceOAO]

i know ):

[@stixxss]

🗿

[@user-yc5fq9bv3u]

As evidenced by Uncivil Law kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5i2aYR4Zbp1e7M

[@blairjackson9318]

it is

[@MarillSweatshirt]

The whole video is nothing but.

[@umfa9817]

Answer to *ALL* of those discussions: Just treat people equally, with dignity and respect.

[@ildart8738]

Divided by race, united by racism!

[@JMU365]

I'm highly convinced that this video is going to be played as educational material in the future to explain how a psychopathic everyone was in this day and age

[@notmyname9191]

You’re implying a world where this gets better and not horribly worse, and I’m here for it lol.

[@JMU365]

@@notmyname9191 omg youre right. I just watched the Timcast IRL podcast with Philip Labonte. And i must say things certainly are dire. Especially after the incident with the cattle ranchers in nevada. It does inspire hope though.

[@moderatethinker]

@thomas gum It’ll be the chapter before the “global warming hoax” and after the “pandemic hoax”

[@umiluv]

I hope that means the future will be less dystopian. /crossing fingers

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@moderatethinker I can’t tell if this is sarcasm and it’s scaring me

[@kebinyo]

“Hi I’d like a custom shirt made” “Sure, what do you want on the shirt?” “.... ‘RACIST’... all caps... “

[@slappy1234567]

😀🤣

[@JigjagjugXyz]

Less embarrassing than asking for woke :D

[@grateful1]

All people of Color should have the "Stop Hating On White People" hoodie.... teespring.com/en-GB/stop-hating-july-2020?pid=227&cid=6083

[@osbonoam]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@AnAstronautsLoveLet]

I wonder how they filmed this thing in public without racist shirt guy drawing unwanted attention lol

[@user-fq6sr9kh5c]

ok, repeat after me, everyone, THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME IDEOLOGY.

[@SithCelia]

Damn, another good one from a channel I first heard about yesterday. Just being able to laugh at this now makes me feel like I've truly grown as a human being in the last several years. Thanks, Ryan!

[@FyouThatsMyName]

“We need to fight racism and sexism by grouping people by their race or sex and treating them differently based on their groups” “But thats racist” “YOURE RACIST FOR SAYING THAT”

[@stinkyham9050]

I think you're confused but there is no such as a sex only 492 different genders that if you don't believe in makes you a racist.

[@lukasl3646]

@@stinkyham9050 transphobe*

[@stinkyham9050]

@@lukasl3646 I honestly don't know if you're trying to insult me or compliment me.

[@lukasl3646]

@@stinkyham9050 Eh, I just corrected you xD In that case it's called Transphobia/transphobe and not Racism/racist. No offense dude

[@stinkyham9050]

@@lukasl3646 oh, sure I guess. Even the racist terms are confusing.

[@-Thunder]

This is what SNL COULD have been.

[@iandrake4683]

*should* have been. Fix it. There is no excuse for their lazy, unfunny, BS.

[@rararasputin8608]

But alas, how could they go from Eddie Murphy... to whatever they're pumping out now?

[@hardworker5588]

@@iandrake4683 --- "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks and hosting tonight's show. Did you know Trump is Adolph Hitler [applause sign engage]. Thank you everyone I'm glad none of us are here for the comedy and instead came for the politics."

[@kgoblin5084]

@Lee Smith They were awful for a long, long time before TDS. Trump-bashing is just the final form of the most popular comedy show that isn't funny.

[@livefreeprintguns]

Are you trying to tell me that the trite & rehashed opening 15 minutes of Alec Baldwin impersonating Trump for each episode ISN'T the peak of comedic-writing gold? You shame yourself.

[@kyosokutai]

If anything this has only gotten more accurate over time.

[@candaniel]

This is a historical piece of fine art that will only get better as time goes on.

[@mikeandyholloway]

Woke guy: "You know all white people are racist, right?" Racist guy: "I'm listening 0-0....." Oooohoho jesus that's good

[@robertjusic9097]

I dont get it

[@bullballsallday]

There were so many good ones.

[@MAP2023]

@@robertjusic9097 The racist thinks all white people MUST be racist, meaning not mixing around with other races.

[@jackrabbit1704]

oogity-boogity woogity Could be interpreted in many ways, I saw it as: The racist having many more allies of racism, and or the the racist enjoying the fact what the woke person said is extremely racist. Probably both.

[@user-oz6ft4ud7j]

docs.google.com/document/d/1ido70LgXsEhxcnyXE7RVS0wYJZc6aeVTpujCUPQgTrE/edit?usp=sharing