Dry Bar continues to find the absolute BEST clean comedians out there! Y’all need to be talent agents if you aren’t already
@isaactuuri64882 ай бұрын
agreed 100
@MediaLieDetector2 ай бұрын
I lost 140 pounds in 3 days. They call that a Quickie Divorce. 😂😂😂
@kayjones64982 ай бұрын
😂
@jb715772 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 as someone who actually lost 150 pounds this is freaking hilarious. Mostly because I realized that the scale doesn't work properly when you weigh yourself on the carpet. My first day with the scale at home I lost 83 pounds and was so confused 😂😂
@gracefulkimberella2 ай бұрын
That was so delightful!!! Thank you so very much!!! If I could pay you, I most certainly would!!! Thank your Fitbit for the wonderful inspiration and thank YOU for the thousands of hours that brought you to this point in your career!! I pray that you continue to develop clean material because this world needs it so badly!!! If the church is Jesus' bride, I think you'll be in the funny bone area!! 😂❤
@isaactuuri64882 ай бұрын
you using the word 'delightful' is delightful, made my day, faith in humanity restored
@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo2 ай бұрын
Mountain Dew guy wont appreciate this.
@bubzilla61372 ай бұрын
Alligator boys! 🤣😂
@kcl0602 ай бұрын
OMG, HILARIOUS!
@melyndahoeksema24572 ай бұрын
Lmao, good point
@kcl0602 ай бұрын
I totally think he would find it hilarious haha
@Jen-zz7nv2 ай бұрын
You mean, not tattoo face guy😂
@sparkyslag67762 ай бұрын
Put your fit bit in the dryer on the cool setting for 1 hr. You'll make up your losses. 😅
@ohbeautifulugly0002 ай бұрын
😂
@kayjones64982 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@charlesneff38692 ай бұрын
I put mine on my paint shaker ..
@irenemarcus9672 ай бұрын
. 😂
@renato23542 ай бұрын
Isn't it kind of ironic that this man's last name is McComb?
@isaactuuri64882 ай бұрын
as a bald man, im approve this comment
@cristolcarol97102 ай бұрын
Such a cool dude. Nothing but Respect for Snoop. My husband and i were just discussing his philanthropy earlier.
@b_uppy2 ай бұрын
This is why I buy dental chews to keep teeth clean.conversely a toothbrush and regular cleaning of their teeth also works. A tongue hanging out causes dry mouth and causes other teeth to rot as well. Just saying that cute as those dogs are, they need extra protection. Good set. Thank you for these original comedians.
@fiction5892 ай бұрын
😂 he is hilarious !
@pelletfunner67012 ай бұрын
Got a few solid 10 second belly laughs!!! ❤❤❤ great delivery and fun stage presence!
@Tom-_-Hanks2 ай бұрын
Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
@dotcalm88442 ай бұрын
He got a bargain at the vet.
@Bleh6932 ай бұрын
I like that... battery mowers are for guys who want to be done with the lawn. LOL
@bowleggz10032 ай бұрын
I like is set..very relatable material...
@MediaLieDetector2 ай бұрын
Renamed her Gummer. 😂😂😂
@heather.hijabiwoman2 ай бұрын
Hysterical! 😂🤣😂 I hope you make it to San Francisco soon! Whatever the ticket price is worth it!
@AmyMcLean2 ай бұрын
Hello from Spokane!!
@bobjohnson69262 ай бұрын
I'm not allowed to drink mountain dew anymore and I don't like meat sticks.
@ddcs0s2 ай бұрын
Congratulations you're no longer a felon
@KristenKras2 ай бұрын
17 pounds sounds a little too light for an adult.... Fitbit are you insane?! I've only seen someone with an ankle monitor once, boy was I nervous. I was glad the monitor looked pretty sturdy but I gave that person a very wide berth.
@warren52nz2 ай бұрын
On that last point: electric lawnmowers are much quieter and it only costs a few cents to "refill" them. Yeah I know, it's only comedy. 🤗
@ReadTheShrill2 ай бұрын
Apple doesn't count your steps without a FitBit or watch? My Samsung Android has it built in. :P
@jankozelenaj2 ай бұрын
It does. Just not into a FitBit app. Only to the Apple heath.
@zjjir2 ай бұрын
cant relate, dont use those things that keep track of steps, i don't need extra incentive to walk.
@cheryl8572-e4j2 ай бұрын
I don’t have one either. I think it’s hilarious to ask a person (that has one) in the morning how they slept- they always have to look at their fit bit/watch to answer!
@bd125442 ай бұрын
I moved away from Spokane too!
@Emigol9732 ай бұрын
He reminds me of a bald Erlich Bachman
@ddcs0s2 ай бұрын
I thought the ankle monitor joke was going in a very different direction ... Yeah you paid for a really nice ankle monitor my dude Also you can tell he's new to the South because he hasn't learned about the wonder that is driving a riding mower around the yard drunk ... MF has two cupholders for a reason mines even got it to where I can detach the entire mower and it's basically a really slow way of going to the gas station and getting more gas and beer I got headlights too ... I've owned a lot of cool toys in my life but I BS you not my mowers brought me more happiness than any of them
@kellydoscope_eyes2 ай бұрын
The sound quality is off, I couldn't watch it
@declamatory2 ай бұрын
Your anguish is palpable. Here's hoping that many years of counseling will help you.
@camderden28792 ай бұрын
Gross pet jokes.
@liv33242 ай бұрын
Nah brah , get a day. Job... you AREN'T funny ....no HARD 😭 FEELINGS
@aircody3452 ай бұрын
I had hard feelings watching this though 😉
@isaactuuri64882 ай бұрын
well he isnt dave chapelle but man, you hard on a brother...
@phasm422 ай бұрын
My next mower will be electric. I was sold after witnessing my neighbor mowing her lawn in nice and cool 7am weather in complete silence.
@j.pfeiffer80682 ай бұрын
Not one joke i heard ....I HATE THIS VOICE FROM MINUTE ONE