when you only care about one character in a dating sim

[@ShadyDoorags]

TV-sempai is playing his own dating sim and he's skipping all of Tomoko-chan's dialogue

[@captaindreadeye6264]

Oh, hey Shady!

[@sdtrawick]

Dating simception.

[@uniqhnd23]

This comment is perfect

[@acehealer4212]

He just wants to hang out with Lamp-san

[@Nirocto]

I want this concept to be in a dating sim rn

[@elizabethk007]

Ignoring the refrigerator’s backstory leads to the bad ending

[@TheRealmDrifter]

Good.

[@oguzhansahin2265]

Bed ending*

[@berpipo]

Spoillers! If you give him the magnet during the School festival, the bullet will hit it instead and he'll survive, and you don't need to date him to give to him. But that's only on the Super duper special golden extra portable dancing all night edition of the game.

[@6storygaming71]

What... moldy food?

[@drakearmstrong2078]

FoxHunter That’s a lot of Persona references

[@gollybasement674]

When the one character you ACTUALLY want to date isn’t a route

[@nora-fy7xr]

and you keep writing petitions for 5years :(

[@sanashi27]

*stares at Summon Nights X* The bard is cute... why isn't he a datable character? *stares at Riviera* I wanted a Ledah ending...

[@noizepusher7594]

Felt this in Stardew Valley

[@krimson8317]

Monika moment

[@beaniebean4885]

Damn it goro 😔

[@picklesims]

***Refrigerator Senpai*** "My whole family was murdered. I watched them die. Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village. And it was Lamp-san who planned it from the start. He knew my family had discovered the truth. The truth about the older chair twin. The real older chair twin died four years ago. But the village replaced him with an imposter. The true identity of the 'older chair twin' is actually..."

[@picklesims]

Oops. I didn't realize other people had already commented this!

[@majesticjelly1702]

Tysm!!

[@Universe_Arcana]

SO THAT IS WHY REFRIGERATOR SENPAI KILLED LAMP-SAN!

[@luciellawliet]

My...one of my friends has a character named Lamp....he’s a robot with a broken emotion chip so he doesn’t say much

[@Kil408]

TV-SENPAI!

[@b26san]

When the character you like the most isn’t the true route :,(

[@reporteddoppo700]

But it is *you* who decides what route the true route is. Don't let you tell otherwise! :v

[@iamimpure1711]

Like Doki Doki Literature Club I just love Monika

[@sarahno4748]

Yeah kinda like when you date them and they "have loved you forever" and in your route you have a bunch of backstory with them growing up and .... it's awkward in other characters routes that they are on the sidelines still kinda hinting they care about you.... (in this game that is the character Lux)

[@dlhtks]

@@iamimpure1711 i loved sayori. you can imagine my heartbreak playing the game.

[@chocokeeki]

Honestly it doesn't matter to me. If I get a good route I can just pretend it's how things canonically turned out. Unless the creators deliberately make all or most other routes' endings bad. But usually that happens because they wanted to tell a good story first, and it's definitely worth it.

[@veetree850]

I hate when dating sims make you be mean to the other love interests in order to get your favourite interest. Like, let me be nice to them without dating them.

[@nitabagels6969]

That was the case for me in Mystic Messenger when I was doing Yoosung's route, I had to be a gigantic asshole to Zen to get his heart points for some reason

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@@nitabagels6969 Mystic Messenger doesn’t believe in being nice while liking someone platonically if they’re also in that section because like you don’t wanna accidentally get too many hearts for Zen when you want Yoosung’s route so you have to be a bitch to Zen, and sometimes to Jaehee, and it’s painful and I can’t be too nice to Seven cause that might also mess it up, and- it’s hard

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@Doofus everyone’s favorite is seven basically, he’s the fan fav, next to him is Jumin and then Jaehee It’s harder to find people who don’t like seven, though I’ve found a couple

[@SpideriMan]

Frrrr it’s so annoying

[@stillfangirlingtoday1468]

@@jamietheangryoctopus5938 My least favorite is Jumin, I did his route because I had to... then got unlucky and got his bad ending first and fuck it was even worse having to go through all that again. I can't see why people like him so much, especially with that bad ending. My favorite is Zen, lol. Then Seven, of course. ♡

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

"Ooo, he's so distant." You just summed up half of anime love stories.

[@sertiana2512]

Don't forget the obligatory "Not that I like you or anything, baka!"

[@alexstrife-sinclair6391]

@@sertiana2512 yes, we can't forget that. XD Cause that sums it up too.

[@ChaosRayZero]

@@sertiana2512 That's the other half.

[@thesoap_fan]

Ricard Highwind Gonta has been exposed to the internet. Save our precious boi.

[@sithlordzach8418]

The other half are "He's the protag and I'm a chick, so obviously I am obsessed with him for some reason."

[@starsneptunexx]

if it was a TellTales Game: *Refrigerator-Senpai will Remember that*

[@aeroplane3630]

Lmao XD

[@reigenlucilfer6154]

and he'll die 10 seconds later

[@Moonhunter97]

Reigen Lucilfer and you get the option to save him. However, if you do that, he’ll just hang out in the background with no lines from then on and die in the next episode anyway.

[@Shunya1616]

I HATE YOUUUUUUU FOR TELLING ME THIS AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@chinenyeezema525]

😂😂

[@HTPCYMC]

I really feel bad for refrigerator-senpai. He is definitely the better man out of the 4. He can also prepare some cool beverages for the boys, so that’s definitely a plus.

[@Inhaledcorn]

Yeah, but TV-senpai can keep you entertained for hours on end! He has so many different stories to tell, and he's always up-to-date with the news and weather.

[@AltairSkies]

Refrigerator senpai is a cold blooded piece of shit. You'd know if you played through Chairem Anime: Requiem of the Twins.

[@ShirubaGin]

STOP BEING FUCKING EVERYWHERE

[@maxfelson9467]

@@AltairSkies Did you not See the dialogue you f*cking Idiot ? it is clear who is is the cold blooded pos here lamp chan is a mass murderer !!!

[@rowatever7295]

How to properly feel bad for refrigerator senpai

[@kirakoraawesome]

*Refrigerator Senpai:* "My whole family was murdered. I watched them all die. Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village. And it t was lamp-san who planned it from the start. He knew my family had discovered the truth. The truth about the older chair twin. The real older chair twin that died years ago. But the village replaced him with an imposter. The true identity of the "older chair twin" is actually... ... And that's why I must kill-"

[@sansy3020]

Oh that makes sense with his other vids

[@Kittymouth]

So THAT'S why he kills Lamp san in the spinoff anime based on the game!

[@manuellara9644]

@A.M. Spin-off anime? That was a perfect anime adaptation of the Visual Novel which was originally called Chairnovel

[@RaspBerryPies]

Thank you so much for this lol

[@mochidoesart3481]

Potato Kitty wait, why does that sound like a good plot..?

[@PikRabbit]

And then there's that moment you're skipping dialog of others and they talk about your favorite character. *"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT TV-SENPAI??!"* *(Agressively searches for the dialog history after accidentally skipping)*

[@lucythebunny8402]

Why is this so true? XD

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

Me when I greet them and thought they would just say the same shit again but it was actually a new recip-iahakahwnwkallenehdu

[@legendsneverdie4463]

Lmao

[@Cjnw]

* dialogue

[@A._K.]

Npc when i need further imformation: *say the same thing as before Npc when i accidentally skip their dialogue: *say entirely new script

[@dopplegange]

and then there's the other type of people, the one who resets the game just because they chose a rude dialogue with any of the characters and made them sad pls

[@killerqueen136]

me when i misread a choice and was about to get yoosung bad ending for that

[@dopplegange]

@@killerqueen136 SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME GRRR but thankfully i stood strong and ignored all rika comments after that and saved myself😰🙏🏻✨

[@killerqueen136]

@@dopplegange ohh great

[@workingonit9699]

That's me. Right there. I am that person. Everyone must be happy or else I am not happy.

[@monicorn]

ok no need to call us out like that 😭 i just dont want to hurt them 🥺

[@adrianlaw36]

So Lamp senpai was the true villain all along! *His machinations lay undetected for years*

[@joao20able]

Finally we had someone *shed some light* on his evil plans

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Can you stop it with the puns, it’s way to *bright* for me to Handel *bangs head on Piano Senpai*

[@anirbasnoel649]

I literally heard the villain music in the background.

[@destinyhntr]

For he is a master of deception . . .

[@imbored4322]

"Lamp-sandoroth, you were behind all this!" -Tomoko-chan probs at the final arc of Chairem Anime Sofaden

[@zCopyCatz]

When you fall in love with a non-romanceable character. 😥 Edit: In Mass Effect I had a crush on Jack, but I was playing as Female Shepard, Jack wasn't into ladies 😔.

[@damedesuka77]

The pain is real. (but there's always fanfiction)

[@Zer0billion]

I feel you bro

[@Monorakun]

*inhales I feel you

[@acehealer4212]

We’ve all been there

[@MagnirProductions]

Aware you come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before. Awkward. Not interested.

[@Angie-ph2er]

refrigerator-senpai's backstory: My whole family was murdered. I watched them all die. Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village. And it was Lamp-san who planned it from the start. He knew my family had discovered the truth. The truth about the older Chair twin. The real older Chair twin died five years ago. But the village replaced him with an imposter. The true identity of the "older Chair twin" is actually-nOPENOPENOPE And that's why I must kill-oKAY BYEE

[@kerbalprogram3405]

thank you

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

You are the hero we don’t deserve. Thank you for your service.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Just like Lysanderoth's backstory - denied by impatient players.

[@toninhoo1]

You are also the hero we don't need. Thank you for your service.

[@MrPF]

It all makes sense now The opening was foreshadowing this from the beginning!!! 100/10 - "Best anime ever" - IGN

[@auroraakadaishi5274]

When you only care about a background character in an anime and they don't appear in the new episodes

oh thats saed

[@metra8604]

lmao yes

[@echomikoart]

Cabbage guy 😍

[@galaxier3543]

@@echomikoart cabbage guy had his redemption arc in legend of korra😍

[@echomikoart]

@@galaxier3543 haven't watched LOK yet, now I have a reason to do it!

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

We all have that one character. That Best Girl/Boy where, in your opinion, the rest of the cast can straight up die as long as your fav still around.

[@ichangedmynamenowwhat3658]

But then that best character fucking dies on episode three AND EVERYONE IS MAKING HEAD JOKES FROM HER DEATH.

[@gemstonechimera4542]

@@ichangedmynamenowwhat3658 It was sad what happened to Mami but now we must... get ahead

[@StrongestLibrafluidAlive]

@@ichangedmynamenowwhat3658 Getting some Sayori vibes here

[@StrongestLibrafluidAlive]

*cough* Yuri *cough* *cough*

[@mikaeruu0309]

Is this just Dangerous Fellows

[@ohno5559]

This video contains an unprecedented amount of Chairem Anime lore

[@anonymousaxolotl1757]

ikr

[@bbriiannz]

Here is all of Refrigerator-Senpai's dialogue that was skipped: "I watched them all die." "Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village." "And it was Lamp-san who planned it from the start." "He knew my family had discovered the truth." "The truth about the older Chair twin." "The real older Chair twin died five years ago." "But the village replaced him with an imposter." "The true identity of the"older Chair twin" is actually..."

[@sonofben3322]

Table-kun

[@giselledsouza4073]

you rock!

[@ellieparker9862]

I thought of sasuke Oof

[@XionRulez]

is this black butler

[@igormachado2194]

So that's why Refrigerator-senpai killed Lamp-san, leading to Chairem Anime - Sofaden

[@ShaunCloudSwain]

Then it turns out the TV-senpai route is only in the Japan exclusive PS Vita version.

[@me-qh7bx]

Not anymore!

[@eugiblisscast]

I feel you man

[@galaxier3543]

But don’t worry! There’s a rumor that a translation will come out soon!...in a couple years

[@Reminiscable]

Only dating sim I've played through made me stare at a corpse for 10 minutes and then told me off for choosing a different route. Still 10/10.

[@skeltheshapeshifter2697]

Yep same dating sim made me watch my waifu kill herself right in front of me. 14/10 would play again

[@omicMonkey]

Yeah, the one where that one girl that makes the cupcakes essentially pukes to death. 100/10

[@infinitelifeline2432]

I see, that dating sim that deleted my save file, yeah i give it 69420/10

[@cheng-x10]

jesus christ i'm here to ruin the chain.

[@rain1641]

I just realized y’all were talking about ddlc

[@KellenMelon05]

Who else paused on all of refrigerators dialogue?

[@jessespringer7723]

We all now have the backstory of fudge senpai

[@sourcinellidae8565]

His deep dark past

[@CarpeGuitarrem]

So much juicy Chairem lore!!!

[@damiana.9544]

I didn't until I've seen that comment

[@uzmakhan2842]

R.I.P Chair twin

[@Mikozee]

tbh I'd unironically play a dating sim where all the characters are household items.

[@emtpmpknhed]

The CGs would be hilarious 😆

[@kingcrimson4133]

There's Hatoful Boyfriend, where all the characters are pigeons

[@FlorenceFox]

@@kingcrimson4133 I gotta plug Hustle Cat, where all the characters are cats. (Sort of. It's complicated.)

[@Liuhuayue]

@@kingcrimson4133 I was thinking how (spoilers) the partridge is a lot like Refrigerator senpai.

[@xoid_6729]

So a beauty and the beast game

[@connoresmondo]

Imaging robbing this dudes house and seeing him in a wig and talking in a high voice to a fridge

[@Sophie-kk8tx]

**Frightened robber noises**

[@MrChummington]

More to torture..... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@barneystinonsmentalissues282]

robber: *slowly backs away*

[@HalIucinations]

Are you gonna update your channel name every year to keep the time consistent?

[@BooksToAshes]

how dating sims work for me; I try to choose the right dialogue option for the dating sim character I like the most, and end up with someone else entirely while the person I wanted hates me....

[@giraffelord94]

It's because you chose that one dialogue choice at the beginning of the game that referenced a topic she hated that you wouldn't be aware of for another 3 chapters.

[@garbouwdeark9103]

Everyone playing Katawa Shoujo blind getting Emi first run because they said the word "exercise".

[@MLittleBrony]

just like real life! :D

[@HeavyMetalLink05]

@@garbouwdeark9103 YUP lol. I wanted Hanakos path but I went for a jog that nearly killed me instead

[@uniquefantasy4631]

This is how I felt while playing Mystic Messenger lmao

[@matthewwright9143]

Yo, Tomoko straight up cheatin' on Sosuke-Bosuke. I can't wait for the love triangle arc to start.

[@dr.rodabthicc]

This could be before Sosuke-Bosuke cane into the picture.

[@Luinta]

@@user-ye4wv1qu6k Might have been season 2 once the Frigid arc is over. That standoff always makes me so tense!

[@vanterlexx1880]

All they need to do is just... fuck each other, y’know in one big... fuck pile...

[@captaindreadeye6264]

*And so, from then on, Anime was solved forever!*

[@Kryptnyt]

But that was Tomoko, this is Tomoko chan

[@whitezerko7783]

Honestly, this also fits as "When the only dating-sim character you are interested in is not even an option" brought to you by: "I swear, I tried to love you, Monika, I swear! I tried my fucking best! WHY!"

[@demi-femme4821]

She hates not really being dateable as much as you do, if it's any consolation.

[@whitezerko7783]

@@demi-femme4821 I Am Aware

[@mirandabee2323]

Also brought to you by "I JUST WANT TO DATE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL PRINCE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK"

[@mothhuuny]

Miranda Bee Finally someone who plays Monster High. I f**king love that game. I’m surprised the small fandom is accumulated isn’t dead yet.

[@moonandstars1677]

Dude, she's a program... If you really wanted to date her you could change her program to make her an option. It's what she was trying to do for you.

[@queenwhomp5188]

Tbh that was me with all the 'Shall we date?' dating sims- Going after the characters that barely said a word.

[@pinecone4310]

nsjtjidjfjgjf omg i play shall we date games too-

[@queenwhomp5188]

@@pinecone4310oh cool which ones your favorite

[@pinecone4310]

@@queenwhomp5188 personally really enjoyed modern cinderella and ninja shadow, wbu?

[@queenwhomp5188]

@@pinecone4310 I love the Nephilem, blood in roses, the reaper demon +, ninja love, wizardress heart.

[@ev6564]

​@@queenwhomp5188 ninja love was the best! The silver haired quiet guy was my favorite. Lol, it do be one character you care about and the rest might as well be non-existent

[@0megaFan]

Of course TV-Senpai isn’t interested in Tomoko-Chan. As we all know he and Lamp-Senpai are fUCKIN’

[@Hanachiiiii]

oh they fAWKIN'

[@KingLo]

You didn't read Fridge-senpai's backstory.

[@DanaYue]

I was looking for this comment. Lol

[@misszeexx8387]

Oh they FUCKIN

[@nicetomeetyou3362]

@@KingLo i feel so bad for him now.

[@ray2351]

I cant believe Lamp-senpai planned it from the start. Nooooo. My ship

[@DrinkWater713]

His machinations have laid undetected for years !

[@livelybubbs6242]

For he is a master of deception!

[@Rhino1004]

Oh my god, don't you know that Ship-senpai is only introduced in the sequel?

[@MasterTurner969]

Pika pika + meow meow

[@dvklaveren]

To be fair, he's always been shady.

[@DukeofEgg]

He’s obviously playing hard to get,but he’s madly in love with us

[@DukeofEgg]

WolfgangLMclain Obviously

[@kottonkandy0962]

TV-senpai sighed, he felt hot and heavy with exhaustion after a long day of running and needed to turn off for a while. He saw Remote-Chan stumble towards him, her clumsy self always cheerful as ever as she began to speak in her squeaky high-pitched voice that was almost charming to listen to after a while. “ TV-kun! TV-kun!” Remote-Chan wailed “Where are the battery twins?! Lithium-san and Lithia-sama aren’t anywhere to be found! Mama Console has been calling them all day but they won’t seem to pick up their phones! I feel so tired just thinking about it...” Remote-Chan suddenly collapsed, TV-senpai catching her right before she fell completely to the ground and took her home. Entering Remote-Chan’s home was a normal occurrence; Remote-Chan was his best friend and he would do anything for her; no matter what the cost. He laid Remote-Chan down on Couch-kun, her falling asleep quickly and going almost unnaturally stiff as she slept. But who came bumbling through the door as soon as he laid her down to rest? Why, it was Lithia-sama and Lithium-san. Remote-Chan immediately propped herself up and ran over to the two twins, her excitement and energy suddenly now all regained now that the battery twins had returned. Lithia-sama struggles under her grip as Remote-Chan pulled them both into a tight hug, trying to push her away with all her might. Lithium-san stayed calm and enjoyed the hug for all its worth; his smile clearly displayed across his face. TV-senpai made his way to the door, waving before heading back down the street and to his home. As he entered the dark rooms that surrounded him Tomako-Chan started to call in the house phone. That’s odd. He had previously given her his mobile phone number, so why had she decided to call the house phone? Oh well, TV-senpai lifted the weighted phone and pressed it to his speakers. “TV-senpai! I was wondering if you wanted to hang out after school tomorrow? I-I-I mean! It’s not like I like- LIKE you or anything, BUT-! If you wanna we could go and have a picnic under the cherry blossom tree behind the school.” Tomako-Chan stuttered and frequently tripped over her own words but TV-senpai didn’t care. He just nodded along and said “sure” before hanging up. He was too tired to deal with Tomako-Chan at that time. The next day soon came and the school day went - TV-senpai and Tomako-Chan in 3 of their 8 periods together - aside from lunch, which didn’t count as a class period in his eyes. All day Tomako-Chan watched him tirelessly as he slaves over books in study hall, read aloud to the class in mathematics and read silently during English class. It creeped him out quite a bit but he was fine with it. All he wanted to do was unwind with Tomako-Chan later and that would be that. Coincidentally, it was a Friday - the fabled day that saw that if you confessed to someone under the cherry blossom tree behind the school that the person that you were confessing to would accept your confession and you two would fall in love and be together forever. TV-senpai didn’t believe it but whatever rumors that the other students had passed around weren’t his concern. All he needed was to unwind soon. The time came for when TV-senpai met Tomako-Chan, her prepared with a basket full of delicious goodies. TV-senpai soon realized that he didn’t have anything to bring so he fiddled with a decorative flower he always put on his school uniform and took it off to give as a present to Tomako-Chan. Tomako-Chan’s beautiful blonde hair flower in the wind as she sat daintily with the basket partially open. Had she planned to look this seductive her so innocent and cute at the same time? TV-senpai didn’t know and simply walked up to her. Tomako-Chan’s head turned as she looked as him with a harsh blush. “T-TV-senpai! You’re really here!” She sounded amazed and shocked; as if he’d not uphold his promise. “Of course I’m here Tomako-Chan, I wouldn’t miss this picnic for the world.” He had no idea what had come over him but he felt warm and secure with Tomako-Chan. They are their food and chatted endlessly until the sun went down and the sky was painted with stars. “I.. I have something to tell you, TV-senpai,” Tomako-Chan looked at him to his screen; her piercing eyes penetrating him down to the motherboard. “I.. like you, TV-senpai. Like, I like LIKE you. I have to confess otherwise I’d never forgive myself! So please... TV-senpai.. do you accept my confession?” TV-senpai looked confused to Tomako-Chan, then lovingly as he pulled her in for a tender kiss. The stats seemed to form a wink down upon them as they seemed to be stuck in that kissing space for hours, days, maybe even years until their lips parted. They both blushed harshly. “Yes, Tomako-Chan, I do accept your confession.” *GOOD ENDING*

[@galaxy9310]

LOL I can't believe I read this. :'D Nice tho.

[@aureliaavalon]

Simply spectacular! Sosuke bosuke approves!!

[@wowziezowzie]

Can I write a bad ending? Pls

[@aureliaavalon]

@@wowziezowzie go

[@zatzu]

@@wowziezowzie oh yes please

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

I'm currently torn between my beloved Computer-senpai and my dearest Bed-chan.

[@aliza_h]

SAME

[@skromnyasha]

Computer-senpai is the most important boy

[@arthurthekyogre9155]

I'm always with Cellphone-chan and Bed-chan, nothing can pull us apart

[@carrotcrunch3414]

I'm sandwiched between Duvet-senpai and Mattress-chan

[@SourPeachHeart]

Porque no los dos?

[@ilikefoodcrazy]

Female protagonist: I don't know who to chose Male protagonist; ITs harem time

[@ScytheManiac]

Female 2.0 : Could you stop fighting for me please i wanna nail you both. at the same time if possible.

[@b4alpha384]

Gender Neutral protag: *i want to die*

[@Liuhuayue]

@@b4alpha384 Do you know of any anime with that feature? That would be amusing to see.

[@Magma09]

@@b4alpha384 a gender neutral protagonist in a "dating sim" game?

[@redwitch95]

@@Magma09 eh, Obey Me kinda goes that, although mechanics wise it's more gacha game than VN. Your character's gender is never specified and you get more than a few opportunities to smooch certain characters, even if most of them are in event stories.

[@eluvianii]

Wait... No! WHY DID YOU SKIP THAT? NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO THE OLDER CHAIR TWIN IS!!!

[@fantasyshadows3207]

It’s either Stool kun or Sosuke Bosuke

[@viciouspiggy1]

And we were just about to find out why he murders lamp-sempai!

[@LtLabcoat]

It's Chair-Senpai. It's hard to spot, but you can tell it is by the subtle reference in his name and visual appearance, both alluding to that he is a chair.

[@justacommenterperson2290]

When theres a same sex character as ur mc but no gay option/route for them:

[@raeofsunshine8377]

did you mean: mystic messenger

[@justacommenterperson2290]

@@raeofsunshine8377 s h u t

[@catcher881]

@@raeofsunshine8377 that hurted

[@rockbellstormcloud7365]

im not even gay but i wanted to date her so bad- give me cute moments with Jaehee😭😭

[@Blues.EXE39]

FUCK YOU ATLUS I WANNA DATE FUCKING RYUJI

[@scottbrown2252]

Fridge-senpai: "For the world is imperfect, but I will remake it in my ima-" "BYE!"

[@Felixr2]

If you don't allow them screen time, they can't do anything that impacts the plot. Perefct plan!

[@sonofben3322]

Refrigerator-senpai kills everyone at the end because his dialogue was skipped

[@zelg.5551]

@@Felixr2 *kills off half the cast off-screen anyway*

[@stanleymak3084]

What are you, Fridge-senpai? Lysanderoth?

[@CloudySkies17695]

TV-senpai is the one you want, but Refrigerator-senpai is the one you deserve.

[@inkchip7351]

Upon skipping his backstory you unlock bad ending equivalent to DMMD Noiz x Aoba hahaaaaa the fool!

[@Angelo609]

Literally me in any dating sim. I’m like “If I say hello instead of hi to Boy 1, then Boy 2 will think I like Boy 1, and that will just mess up my whole route.”

[@hessaa1712]

Yeah XD miss understanding

[@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830]

When the player in Danganronpa falls in love with Byakuya.

[@EL-hm2lz]

When the player in danganronpa 2 falls in love with Nagito Komaeda: (Yeah he’s technically in love with Hajime but they’re still not canon)

[@milIyrock]

Me: I really want to date this character. Character: *Turns out to be crazy* Me: I really want to date this character.

[@Collserra3]

I don't understand what a joke is

[@marktopman1487]

Collserra You could have just said "I don't understand what a joke is" but sometimes its more fun to word things differently

[@Hollyse]

Collserra yeah but that’s boring, the way op said it is funnier

[@samanthabest8926]

Who invited this buzzkill amirite ladies

[@rahul327]

DDLC Yuri

[@Hugelag]

*ahem* TV-senpai: "I'm so glad that I finally came out of my shell and gave you a chance." Tomoko-san: "I feel exactly the same. Ever since I came here, nobody ever truly understood me. Now I realize that I don't need anybody else. Only you." _As they are about to kiss, a slicing sound is heard. The camera pans to see that TV-senpai has been fatally stabbed. As he slowly collapses, Tomoko-san can be heard letting out a loud *NOOOOO!*. The camera then pans to Refrigerator-senpai maniacally laughing with a bloody katana taped to his side._ Tomoko-san: "Re-Refrigerator-senpai!? Why? Why did you do it?" Refrigerator-senpai: "As I tried to tell you, Tomoko-san, I needed to kill him. His family and mine have been feuding for years. When my entire family was murdered, I swore to hunt down whoever was responsible. When I found out that my entire village planned against my family, I slaughtered everyone there. My former friends, everyone I used to look up to, I killed them all. And when I learned that Lamp-san orchestrated the whole thing, I knew that they were working with TV-senpai. Our families knew each other's secrets intimately. How else could they have known our tactics? How to exploit our weaknesses so flawlessly? Fortunately, I was able use my misfortune to my advantage. I assumed a new identity and followed them here. I already took care of Lamp-san. I just had one more loose end to take care of." Tomoko-san: "It didn't have to be this way! We could've worked something out!" Refrigerator-senpai: "Maybe in another time, we could've worked something out and settled our differences, but sadly for you, we'll never know." Tomoko-san: "What do you mean by that?" Refrigerator-senpai: "You've seen me murder TV-senpai, and well, I can't leave any witnesses." Tomoko-san: "You're a madman! The police will find your prints on the blade and trace it right back to you!" Refrigerator-senpai: "Will they, or will they find the prints of a girl who, filled with the rage of being rejected by the love of her life, decided to steal the katana of her best friend and kill her one and only love and herself, in hopes that they'll forever be engaged in eternal bliss in the afterlife? And when one of her friends tried to stop her and bring her to reason, she had no choice but to end their life to accomplish her goal." Tomoko-san: "No, please!" Refrigerator-senpai: "Goodbye, Tomako-san. It's time for you to be put on ice." _The _*_SHING_*_ of the sword is heard as the screen cuts to red, then fades to black._ *BAD END* _The girl who refused to listen._ (This was originally a reply, but I think that more people would like to see this as a standalone comment. Plus I added a bit more meat.)

[@carbunclegirl]

When you wrote "Maybe in another time we could have worked something out" I expected the next part to be "but you skipped all my dialogue, bitch"

[@pastykake897]

This is wonderful. Also, same.

[@dusty2080]

I love this

[@OpickHidayato]

Take the shot Tomoko

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

I'm not gonna read all f that but I'm still gonna give you a like for writing it.

[@jayc.2100]

*Refrigerator-senpai must take revenge on his brother, **-itachi-** freezer-senpai*

[@TH0bbs]

Nate Walkner They got seperated at birth and his brother goes by Deep Freezer now.

[@RetrotikaYT]

Omg. Is he related to freeza from dragon ball? That would explain a lot

[@blackatheist6549]

T Hobbs well played

[@MillionTheVermillion]

Lamp-senpai*

[@BruhBruh-nt1xl]

You mean, *Hitachi-senpai*

[@ANONWAZHERE]

When you’re playing Danganronpa and you want to spend as much time as possible with the one character you really like but you know he’s gonna die during the same chapter so you skip almost everything so you can spend time with them for the last time:

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

DR1 and 2: Better hope you got some FTEs with them beforehand or you're fucked if you start now. DRV3: Don't worry, we'll give you enough time to max out any character you want from start to finish in one chapter.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

the others can suffer, ONLY ONE IS IMPORTANT

[@TalesOfGod]

Until they randomly die, killed off by the story

No cost too great.

[@SonarTheBat]

Basically sums up Katawa Shoujou.

[@Tsumi_]

Playing Mystic Messenger like

[@johnanimelord]

The only exception to this is the hunnie pop girls, they're all pretty great

[@raziel2499]

*looks up guide for the right answer* "What? I'M NEEDING THESE HEART POINTS, MAN!"

[@DrUSB]

Does this occur in the original Chairem Anime, or Sofaden?

[@xmaslieder]

Probably the original, it seems it takes place before Refrigerator-senpais evil deed.

[@FlowerEmblem]

Considering that we learn about the dark past of the Chair twins in Refrigerator-senpai's dialogue, we must be watching the entire original series again but Route B and we need Routes C and D to get the final ending

[@chickentenders697]

It’s in the original. Sofaden added Washcloth-chan, Sofa-Chan and Sink-senpai.

[@4THEDELTA]

What series was ToiletPaper-Chan and Plant-Senpai added again? Sorry, I’m new to the fandom and I just started reading the manga

[@nonebody2601]

Sofaden is the second installment of the series, following the events of Lamp-san’s murder. It has a generally darker tone and the characters are more adult.

[@sonicmorgana5363]

Makoto Shinkai's biggest inspiration

[@eliasbernstein]

No one: Refrigerator-senpai: *"and it was Lamp-san who planned the murder from the start"*

[@Lithoxene]

His machinations lay undetected for years

[@WakoDoodle]

Lamp-san : aha! I guess he got, the point!

[@badboiredarto4217]

King dragon sends his regards

[@karafarkas4430]

When you pause the video to read refrigerator senpai's back story I need to know who the real chair-san is

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

It all goes way beyond into the greater ProZD verse. The real Chair san...is the creator of dairy cow Magic

[@MrChummington]

The impostor issssss... DOOPLISS

[@Zackattackplayspokemon]

(desk chair for sure(

[@cjekajlf]

4/9 is the date Persona 5 starts, sungwon is an ultimate genius

[@demi-femme4821]

Speaking of P5, WHO IS BEST GIRL!!?? (not counting Kasumi, since P5R isn't out yet) **runs away while cackling evilly**

[@BrowserTroll2025]

Kawakami. She goes fishing. Best girl by default.

[@helpidroppedmydignity6138]

@@demi-femme4821 I'm ready to be massacred but IMO, it's not Makoto.

[@stew5589]

@@helpidroppedmydignity6138 thank god a non makoto fanboy

[@SCP-2295]

@@demi-femme4821 yusuke

[@janinepantonial2815]

As an otome player, I sometimes agree... *Sometimes*

[@haileyk7614]

Any recommendations? I’m into them as well!!

[@XurAziX]

As an otome player, I don't agree since I always end up getting attached to all of them 😆🥰.

[@XurAziX]

@@haileyk7614 Here are my favourite otome's a.k.a all the ones that I played. They're all mostly story based and require you to work for the currencies except for maybe the last 2. Worth it tho: ☆Dangerous Fellows ☆Mystic Messenger ☆Sins of the Everlasting Twilight ☆Area-X(you can only play the demo unless you buy it but it only consists of the story and no otome yet. The demo is really long tho so you can enjoy it as a visual novel. However, you can only play this game on the computer/laptop). ☆Lost Kiss(Japanese game but google translate should do the trick) ☆Pacthesis games(A real classic. Also on comp). I'll update here if I find anymore otome's I like(if I don't forget).

[@haileyk7614]

@@XurAziX I Check them out! Especial Mystic Messenger I've heard good things about that one.

[@haileyk7614]

I really enjoyed Cinderella Otome that's the only one I've really played and enjoyed.

[@lapaba1236]

"Don't you think it's weird that she follows TV-senpai home, talks to them exclusively, and knows their schedule like the back of their hand?" "Not even a little."

[@MasterOfTheChainsaw]

ProZD: "I play Caspian, you should date him." Me: "Hell yeah I will!"

[@IHateYoutubeHandles79]

stop trying to date prozd

[@Zends]

MasterOfTheChainsaw never stop trying

[@Brain4eva]

Goddamn it Tomoko-Chan,, we *need* to know Refrigerator-senpai’s backstory

[@zvproduction4740]

"I was once lived with a mysterious mustache man who always rambling about the world's imperfection"

[@Brain4eva]

ZV Production w wait,, it’s,,

[@zvproduction4740]

@@Brain4eva "Yes it was i, my machinations lay undetected for years"

[@blueblueberry9842]

@@zvproduction4740 For I am a master of deception

[@zilpaeden7780]

this me playing dangan ronpa... Togami: Naegi come we mu- Me: shut up, Kirigiri is talking.

[@veyunali8504]

Danganronpa 2 but i spend my free times with nagito

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

@@veyunali8504 DR 2 but I just spend time with Chiaki and Ibuki.

[@aureliaavalon]

Danganronpa V3 but i try to romance Rantaro.

[@OneTrueBelmont]

Even better, in the Akash game, there is a trophy called "Hehe, that's me!" for naming your PC something original instead of the default name.

[@art0salt]

TV-senpai gave me a hint of Edgeworth so I don’t even care if it’s not his voice I miss my boy

[@starrats444]

Paige.Lmao 😭😭 me too rewatching pbnt’s ace attorney is the only thing getting me through this cold and dark world

[@art0salt]

star rats we are literally the same human because I’ve been binging the whole series again

[@ameliapaine]

I just finished the trilogy this morning. First off, loved it. Second, I already want to watch all the videos again! I miss Gumshoe and Franziska especially. And of course Edgeworth!

[@art0salt]

Really Millie *Charlie Brown Adult voice* _We want Gumshoe! We want Gumshoe!_

[@captainniko8910]

Plot Twist, TV-Senpai isn’t a datable character because he’s too busy effin’ Lamp-Senpai.

[@homuraakemi103]

Or he’s a computer program you can’t date, but he really, REALLY wants to...

[@3d3ntr3]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q53Xlo2Prrx0d5o Obviously

[@LampyGames]

Yeah so what leave me be

[@sertiana2512]

OH THEY FAUKIN!

[@captainniko8910]

@Sertiana Putra LOOK AT DEM SPARKS!

[@pepperclaire7610]

I saw my friend do this once, literally only spent time and gave gifts to one dude. That day I learned to feel bad for not even ai, unmoving pictures that cannot talk. It was a sad day.

[@Yuhara_rev]

This is basically me in danganronpa Until they die in next chapter.

[@samanthabest8926]

Shut upppp 😭

[@nol5152]

Moral is don't have a fav character Cause all the best CH dies :')

[@mikaeruu0309]

@@nol5152 himiko gang B)

[@nol5152]

@@mikaeruu0309 yeah but my kokichi dead :'(

[@cupid476]

*cries because of Ishi and mondo*

[@smoothsoulbrotha]

I never knew Chairem Anime's visual novel was this dark. Can't wait for the movie based on Refrigerator-senpai's route, Hellfire's Feel.

[@RJBoyceEsq]

The Unlimited Food Works arc will be glorious.

[@TC127_]

I hear you get to learn about the events of previous furniture war in chairem: zero

[@ChristopherMoom]

I personally care about every character in dating sims, if you catch my drift. Hey, you gotta take what you can get when you're lonely.

[@LongNguyen-pv9sm]

Christopher Moon it’s harem or Nothing

[@Flowtail]

**chanting** poly poly POLY

[@starcraftBR]

Same

[@asmrtpop2676]

Fif Gallag poly is so much work i just wanna bone

[@kimifw58]

I have a boyfriend, and I still go for each of them. I just like the story.

[@punkprincess1226]

For some reason the annoyed “What do you need?” at 0:37 gets me every damn time.

[@-memoria-2136]

It's always the one who hates you with every fibre of their being. *But that's what makes them special

[@geraldinelewis8314]

Tsunderes ftw!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The only character I care about: (Exists) The other characters: "Am I a joke to you?" Me: Obviously.

[@ImusakHctividar]

Me when I play dating sims: *stumbles into plot* *picks random cute character* *makes save file at every choice* *forgets to load the files and starts all over*

[@louisgiacona5454]

Refrigerator-senpai’s backstory sounds a lot like Sasuke from NARUTO...

[@galaxy9310]

Maybe they are related. It would explain their respective coldness.

[@TsuraraOikawa-chan]

@@galaxy9310 underrated reply

[@galaxy9310]

@@TsuraraOikawa-chan Thank you thank you lol.

[@ryanmiller820]

Persona 5 for me. Worse, it's a character you cannot even unlock until halfway into the game, so I just spend the first half of the game ignoring everyone.

[@tommyshommy]

Ryan Miller you can just friendzone them

[@sawney-21]

Is Makoto? Haru?

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

@@tommyshommy Takemi: Don't worry. I know how to take a hint. When friendzoning hurts you more than it hurts them

[@baohanh9038]

Same Hifumi no.1 waifu

[@monicorn]

when they dont let me date ryuji

[@SmileytheSmile]

I ended my friendship with TV San years ago, Phone senpai is my new best friend.

[@anrisonohara9515]

this hits way too close to home.

[@DreamOfTheRebel]

TV-senpai is like "your Charm must be at least smooth if you want to date me".

[@Mashu_achbard]

"who are you again?" I choked

[@aidandixon6028]

Therapist: Don't worry older chair twin isn't real he can't hurt you Older chair twin:

[@spacemarinelarry9547]

He’s technically not real tho

[@gerardmijares2098]

*sponsored by a dating sim mobile app* Yeah, this is obviously some mobile trash that I'm just gonna igno- *ProZD voices one of the charatcers* HELL YEAH!

[@462n]

Which app is this?

[@zatzu]

@@462n Akash: Path of the Five

[@jadaw644]

I don't think it's on mobile actually, but it is on Steam, Playstation, and Switch

[@Friddybrid]

Main character after focusing only on TV-senpai; gets the Chair-Chan ending. You had to listen to the refrigerator’s backstory to get the TV-Senpai ending.

[@Darkwisdom9]

When you pick the most difficult one of the lot.

[@metra8604]

'easier rarely equals funner' - minecraft loading screen

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

That was me the first time I played Monster Prom. Didn't know what the characters were like or how the game was played, so I mostly just went with whatever was given...and also whatever my friends were telling me to go for. I got Vera's Crime ending surprisingly enough.

[@sfisher923]

Me playing Katawa Shoujo Rin's route is usually the hardest

[@Alec.V.]

Can’t wait for the Netflix adaptation.

[@Luinta]

They better not cut the ending this time.

[@--uday]

But what's the true identity of the "older Chair twin"?! I can't handle the suspense

[@dr.dirtydan497]

The fact that refrigerator-sans backstory actually pieces together everything prozd has set up about the lore is astonishing

[@jaykobbs293]

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one black one or brown one? Interviewer: Brown one Farmer: A couple of liters a day Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of liters a day Interviewer: I see, what do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which one black one or brown one? Interviewer: Black Farmer: It eats grass Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass Interviewer: (Annoyed) Why do you keep asking which one if the answers are the same?! Farmer: Because the black one’s mine. Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one? Farmer: It’s also mine.

[@L4Vo5]

This joke is probably older than all of us

[@kimifw58]

I don't get it. What does this have to do with dating sims?

[@owo-ky9rz]

dude post this on facebook but just slap a minion on it and the wine moms will come rolling in

[@majorgnu]

This has nothing to do with the video, but I can't bring myself to hate a good-ass joke for coming out of nowhere.

[@copper803]

But if I attach a fertilizer to the grass I can get 3 extra moo points which I can then use to put raging bull in play which I then tap for 5 bull bucks which I use on the market to buy another fertilizer which I put on the grass to get 3 moo points which I then use to buy another raging bull and I tap that raging bull 4 time making it a twisted bull making me 20 bull bucks and a dark cheese card which I can put on the twisted bull giving it 2 times attack and I buy more fertilizer and

[@bagyitaw]

"Everyday, I imagine a future where I can be with you" tututudutu tuut tututudutudu

[@dedeadam9698]

In my hand, is a len that will write a poem of me and you!

[@metra8604]

dududududu du dudu du du du

[@daniellesmith6988]

The ink flows down into a dark puddle, just move your hand right the way into his heart!

[@enchantedorange3141]

But in this world of infinite choices.. What will it take just to find that special day? What will it take just to find.. that special day?

[@strelitziamystery21]

Have I found, everybody a fun assignment to do today? When you here, everything is fun to do anyway

[@hieronymuth]

then you accidentally get paired with one you didn’t care about

[@rosenrot234]

no joke I had that happen in Dragon Age. Leliana just suddenly loved me after I said something nice to her. Yeah my character was gay so that was awkward

[@dja3116]

chrom in fire emblem awakening tbh, when he randomly sprung a proposal on me at the end of a battle i had to reset my game and marry him to maribelle because i only cared about henry

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Me when I first played Monster Prom. I'm not very into business women like Vera, though she combo'd well with Brian's (aka ProZD) color motif so in a way it fits. I somehow got a special ending with her too.

[@nefariousneckbeard7775]

To be absolutely fair, you don’t want refrigerator-senpai warming up to you. Kind of defeats his life purpose.

[@cestalia]

When you want to get into Jumin Han route, but 707, Yoosung, Jaehee and Zen keep on chatting. (Mystic Messenger in nutshell)

[@rin5060]

when u want to get into saeran route but u have to sel your soul to the demon first for hg

[@omideex]

My case it was 707. I got pissed when 707 said he likes Rika and kept ignoring me

[@killerqueen136]

when you want to get jumin's route but F-ING SEVEN

[@demi-femme4821]

P4: "Okay, you can date many different characters through their Social Links, so be sure to-" Me: "I'll take Naoto." P4: "O-okay, there are other characters, like Chie, Rise, Yukiko, Marie, Ai, Yum-" Me: "I SAID 'I'll take Naoto', thank you very much." P4: "Okay, Naoto it is, then."

[@hazelgatoya2603]

The only best girl

[@thegentleman7307]

P4: “Okay, sure, fine, as long as you maxed your social stats and still had enough time left to go through the link. What’s that? The final boss deadline is coming up?”

[@zelg.5551]

@@hazelgatoya2603 You are talking about Kanji, right?

[@marinanicole5693]

Me in p3 with Fuuka

[@demi-femme4821]

@@thegentleman7307 Fool that you are, you've yet to realize that I've been working to max out knowledge and Courage before Naoto even joined the party.

[@witch01125]

I still ship TV-san and Lamp-san so this was all over the place for me 😂😂

[@kellopollo]

I'm partial to TV-san and Playstation-senpai myself. They just go so well together!

[@shiruotakuno28]

OH THEY FAWKIN

[@demonicwerewolf160]

Lmaooo that was basically Sakura during Naruto

[@omideex]

Lolol and me simping for kakashi

[@littlepotato9138]

Light Yagami Hi Kira! I didn’t know you watch Naruto!

[@omideex]

@@littlepotato9138 yes I love Naruto and I'm collecting intel so I can write sakura haters on death note

[@littlepotato9138]

Light Yagami Dang I thought u only killed criminals. I’m a simp for Kakashi to tbh

[@dedeadam9698]

HOLY FUCK YES FINALLY SOMEOEN WHO LIKES SAKURA YAYAYAYYA

[@smudge7057]

ProZD: "Aren't dating sims dumb?" Also ProZD, 2 seconds later: "Try this dating sim!"

[@nerdorama009]

That's how his sponsorships work. People just pay him to take the piss out of their games' own genres.

[@smudge7057]

@@nerdorama009 Oh I agree, a brother's gotta pay for his diet of ramen and lunchables somehow, also I didn't realize that ProZD voices one of the characters in the game, that makes it even more justifiable.

[@abiwonkenabi7027]

Its more like "Isn't this aspect of dating sims dumb?" Poking fun at a genre doesn't mean you don't like it or don't partake in it.

[@Logitah]

More like "Dumb things we do while playing dating sims"

[@kabenno]

"Who are you again?" I died.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

You'd definitely have the best voice for Han Jumin if Mystic Messenger ever gets an english voice over.

[@skewedpriorities1857]

Jeanette Hansen me right now 😭😭

[@sirspencerarnold]

Now I wanna make a dating sim about chairs 😂 I'll call it "love-seats" 😂

[@AdamGlory]

Me getting through the rest of Persona 5’s social links for completion purposes when I just want to date Ann.

[@HerdULiekManwichs]

Why so she can constantly talk about her suicidal friend all the time.

[@justsomegirl4452]

That's a weird way of spelling Futaba

[@xandercook]

I dated the teacher just so I could say “that’s the best part”

[@hammieli1875]

The date being 4/9 is a persona 5 reference

[@deejones0071]

But what *IS* the identity of the older Chair twin. And why does that mean Lamp-senpai had to die? Good lord the plot still thickens!

[@wenders4908]

I remember liking the ones that were harder to date cause it felt like a challenge

[@IvanTheGhostboy]

Dude, Refrigerator-senpai's backstory is actually kind of interesting if you slow down all of the skipping

[@Funny24686]

Persona in a nutshell

[@jphoenix9670]

Yep

[@xdYama]

Doki doki in a nutshell

[@rckinetic9065]

😂

[@demi-femme4821]

Unless you're awful and go the harem route.

[@jphoenix9670]

@@demi-femme4821 well in that case you would catch that all out attack on valentine's day so it evens out

[@yuzuruotonashi659]

Did everyone just miss the fact that this dude is doing real voice acting now?

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

It's actually his day job, these videos are a side gig

[@mohammed6524]

0:21 “the true identity of the “older chair twin” is actually...” What is the true identity, i wanna know 😫

[@ilulu5082]

plot twist it's tv-senpai

[@e2b265]

It’s like that Bachelorette season where she actually just found someone she loved really early and they had to kick her out