When You’re Too Drunk to Realize You’re Driving Without a Front Tire

[@CodeBlueCam]

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[@t-man152]

Face reveal(s) at 2 million please lol

[@joshuadenson996]

Excuse me where all the Milwaukee videos we want kia boy videos

[@t-man152]

​@@joshuadenson996who but you wants/asks for MKE vids? I mean, I would not mind them but I'm asking

[@jordancambridge4106]

She sounds a shocking amount like my sister who I disowned for being drug addicted piece of shit. She kind of looks like her as well but my sister is named Summer and 31.

[@mikivanduyn9630]

​@Jordan Cambridge you are a pos for not supporting her... that must be why she an drug addict.. you high an mighty vile human beings are not any better than your sister or this woman...

[@toonlunk]

The fact that she was teetering on the edge of consciousness yet still used her blinker still makes her a better driver than 90% of people I see on the roads

[@chrisd755]

Really enjoyed reading this comment. 👋🏼

[@fuchsiasecret120]

😂😂😂... this should Not feel like one of the Best comments in the comment section!!! Honestly... you could not be more accurate!!!

[@rinner2801]

Wow you must live in a terrible state! Sorry for you!

[@Username27288]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aubreelee4688]

yeah fr. if she can do it wasted y’all can do it sober 🤣

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

that woman went through all stages of drunk in under half an hour. happy drunk sleepy drunk argumentative drunk uninteligible drunk sad drunk and angry drunk she is like the avatar of drunk drivers. she has learned all elements.

[@ImAtYourMumsHouse]

Don't forget flirty drunk

[@Griff589]

Earth wind Fire and Water of drunk people I love it

[@zanixzy1340]

She is the chosen one: the Drunkavatar

[@EastLaStrays]

Lmfao 🤣

[@Breakbeat.]

As Lahey once said, "I am one with the liquor".

[@richcast66]

If you ever feel like you have wasted your time, remember that they conducted a field sobriety test on this woman

[@switzerlandful]

Ya. They already had her driving a 3 wheel car with open alcohol containers in it... and she crashed into her own car door when getting out.

[@nixie_moon]

I think the literally have to for court reasons

[@occidentalist]

After watching many such stops I'm now convinced that the main point of these field sobriety tests is to ease a suspect into becoming aware that they're impaired and are about to be arrested. This probably saves time down the road from suspects vehemently denying that they're drunk, or getting angry, etc.

[@jieunkim9418]

they have to for evidence purposes

[@roboteen]

​@@occidentalist it's mainly for additional evidence against the piece of shit

[@Losketch13]

‘I can’t ABC my way out of this’ 😂

[@RuthEsther-nn6qe]

I abc'd my way out of a dui many years ago. I was functionally drunk that night😢

[@brindaanantha8137]

"I'm not as drunk as I am" is the best statement I've ever heard someone tell a cop 😂

[@nickrandles1102]

😂😂😂

[@insparks782]

I was expecting her to say "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" 🤣🤣

[@ShaeNik]

That comment was classic! BUT the, "I use to be a crackhead but changed my life," was double gold! 😮‍💨🙄 So you became an alcoholic??!!

[@emmakathryn8118]

😂😂😂😂

[@nyccollin]

@@ShaeNik*used

[@TheBlackRobyn]

Best comment by a drunk driver ever ‘I’m not as drunk as I am’ I can’t believe she even managed to get into the car let alone start the car and actually drive it.

[@gillianhynes7120]

I thought that was pure gold.

[@beeveebee91]

She even used a blinker! Most sober people can't manage that one! 😂

[@IndianaBones]

Hey she did say she use to be a crackhead so that's a step somewhere

[@u.synlig]

“I _yam_ a little ‘toxicated, sir.”

[@-WillAlone-]

No best comment,when the cop asked her name and she said:My name is fucked if I don't pass this.

[@13367amalia]

A cop friend of mine once told me that dealing with drunk people is like managing toddlers that could have weapons or drugs.

[@XXgenderloveXY]

Oooo a toddler with drugs... Dangerous

[@katesims2346]

. As the wife of an alcoholic I can agree wholeheartedly with this.

[@13367amalia]

@@XXgenderloveXY a toddler running around with a dirty needle? Ummm YEAH 😂 dangerous my dude.

[@annamarie2754]

Yep....this is very true😅

[@jamest927]

that is scary

[@carrite]

"You're 0.195" "That's normal right?"

[@brandonbell5357]

Ain't shit

[@Nick-kw9oz]

Thats only like 6 drinks though right? She is smaller though so 6 is probably black out drunk for her.

[@eigengrau_hund]

For Wisconsin.

[@NexSkala]

Eh, depends. Some people don't get blind drunk when they drink but for her... Yeah, par for the course.

[@jacobott3382]

@@brandonbell5357 Dumb alcoholic truck driver I bet.

[@OperatorDrewski]

2:15 "There were SPARKS coming off your rim!" "Sparks? That's not pretty! I mean, it's pretty in '4th of July' form" Lmao so good

[@bavery6957]

"But you want them up in the sky, not under your car:"... 😝😅🤣😂🥲

[@RedTurtle710_]

It’s the air quotes for me 😂😂😂

[@ozzierabbit587]

When you have only 3 functional tires, that's still 75% of the maximum amount of tires most vehicles have, and 75% on most tests is still a passing grade.

[@johnjacobs3601]

For me it was the "I used to be a crackhead, but I changed my life"

[@User_92020]

😆 🤣 😂

[@parkerbishop7327]

one of the nicest cops i’ve seen on this channel. props to him

[@Twallrion]

The girl is pretty nice also, she seems nice a sweet girl who lost grip on life

[@bend4852]

​@@TwallrionYeah she really does seem like a nice person. Hopefully she can get some help and live a happy sober life

[@digitalscale76]

@@bend4852 sober? why? just avoid the worst drug of them all

[@Twallrion]

@@digitalscale76 her actions are not the actions of a social drinker, but of a problem drinker, for me the worst drug is alcohol, I'm a recovered alcoholic and getting sober is the best thing I've ever done

[@Eunegin23]

Very de-escalating. Well done. And she was also polite and not aggressive in the beginning....

[@bradrapp3697]

“I’m not as drunk as I am” Truer words were never not spoken.

[@kingzay4957]

you mean not never

[@KeKevin1n]

“Keepblowingkeepblowingkeepblowingkeepblowing” “She’s sucking in” 😂

[@Xyphra]

Quote of the year

[@mercmarc]

Tee shirt slogan worthy.

[@mariecue2972]

@@KeKevin1n she hit that shit like a vape & blew out afterwards 😅

[@ErisRising]

"That's normal, right?" Gotta love the unbridled optimism

[@ThrowbackDrummer]

Driving without a front tire and saying “I’m not as drunk as I am” should be enough of a field sobriety test.

[@traciprovins3221]

She’s small, okay? They don’t “intereact with small people much” 😂😂

[@beestorm7609]

She said “I’m not as drunk as I am” during the field sobriety test

[@ThrowbackDrummer]

@@beestorm7609 yeah, and that should’ve stopped the test. As a clear sign this girl clearly is under the influence. Let’s not forget, she was driving WITHOUT A TIRE!!!!

[@PruneHub]

Does the law actually say you have to have 4 tires? Hmm.m?

[@ThrowbackDrummer]

@@PruneHub wow I hope that’s not a real question.

[@unrelentinghighfructosesyrup]

i absolutely LOVE this cop’s tone with her. keeps her docile but also shows how you have to treat people like this, like they’re children

[@JesusLovesUs144]

And they use a lot of foul language 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natemate7328]

@@user-jt2fw5wk7z she said she has mental problems and was in a very stressful situation, can only guess what she has going on in her life

[@xeonschosenone]

Look, I'm not gonna lie, I hate cops, and I hate the institution of the police. But, whatever institution that would replace actual policing for the publics safety should look like this. Like there's no reason with real training, a change in police mentality, functionality, structure, accountability etc, that these gentlemen couldn't fill that role. This could be a excellent t example of how police should operate when restructured in a way that eliminates racism, corruption, immunity, and abuse of authority. These guys handled this situation extremely well, and did a valuable le service by getting this person out safely and protecting the public from her disgusting reckless disregard for people. She clearly has a problem, and I feel for that. But this is absolutely criminal. Glad she's caught. Good job guys

[@foxdavani4091]

Unfortunately, people like this are children. Anyone who is not mentally stable enough to make good decisions, unless they are making it out of pure malice, then they are just children and adult bodies.

[@Huddle_House56]

@@xeonschosenonewatch more of this channel. I don’t like the police either because of what they did to J6 protesters and anti lockdown protesters. But this channel and similar ones to it will change your opinion on the individuals and the job they think they’re getting into when they sign up. They at least try to take stupid and dangerous people off the street, until the corrupt system lets them right back out to cause more harm.

[@zeee23334]

“What’s your name?” “I am fucked is my name if I don’t do this right.” she’s so unintentionally funny it’s hilarious 💀💀💀💀

[@bananka4905]

hahaha yeah ..she's an adorable drunk... hilarious is right 😂

[@plannerbrittany]

Yeah… it’s so cute to put everyone on the road in danger

[@zeee23334]

@@plannerbrittany true, but you’re such a buzz kill dude, way to suck the humor out of the room

[@nancysherburne7445]

If you are correct in what she said (I had no idea) it is certainly a precursor to her frequent use of that word.

[@WeMakeItWork]

@@zeee23334a buzz kill? If you have the be plastered and driving to be funny I must be bland asl. She had her moments but it’s inexcusable. We’ll see if the drunk driver that crashes into your family is a buzz kill too

[@jazzymin145]

I APPLAUD these officers.. their patience is like no other.

[@carpediemarts705]

They toyed with her unnecessarily.

[@Josh-mz7jk]

@@carpediemarts705 Yeah I dont think so chief. Do you know their policy? In court are they just supposed to take the cops word for it? The tests are audio/video recorded and make it indisputable.

[@stephaniesaslut12616]

How are they not laughing. I mean she could have killed someone BUT with her right here right now in the video how are they not pissing themselves with laughter

[@Spootyskater]

I love how the initial officer came up and started talking to her like a toddler you just met for the first time

[@randomuserame]

This is unironically a good strategy to avoid escalating. Good security people in other jobs will break up fights like they're babysitting 9 year olds. As much as people want to go out and be adults, they really do act worse than most children, and so the "don't make me get the belt" approach works more often than you'd think.

[@Spootyskater]

@@randomuserame oh absolutely. It’s never not just a little amusing to me though

[@genesissmg]

@@Spootyskater It's totally amusing. I actually scrolled to see if someone wrote a comment about that. x)

[@MikeBarbarossa]

That was a tactic, to facilitate her drunkeness, so she tells on herself. If you are very stern , they will try as hard as possible to act sober

[@36TRecords]

Exactly.

[@zrrs2816]

“I’m not as drunk as I am” I’m glad that nobody was hurt, and I genuinely hope she gets help with her addiction

[@Evolvingwithin777]

Classy statement. I hope she does too. It’s sad and scary to see someone that bombed and that they don’t care about their decisions and how they can affect someone else.

[@Aigentcy]

That's a great quote

[@karenluebke1605]

I caught that too! 😂

[@samuelheard7439]

She's not as dumb as she is too

[@miriumhurt3221]

It's not necessarily an addiction...I know people who DON'T drink that screw up!!!

[@eaglesbaby4233]

"You've got 3 tires" "What? It's my boyfriends mom's car and she should never be doing that" Priceless. Cops being really nice trying not to laugh.😂

[@vanessamoreau7207]

I screamT so hard when she said tht😭😮‍💨

[@pokegogeezer7676]

When they showed the right front corner of the car I was aghast. She said she didn't hit anything, but she definitely did.

[@SK-nw4ig]

Also "Im not as drunk as i am".

[@Weltshmerz]

​@@SK-nw4ig"I don't trust myself"😂

[@skatenation91]

That’s why I couldn’t be a cop😂 I’d be dying of laughter from all these clowns

[@LotusbandicootRR]

"I've gotta buckle ya in." "Ya really don't though" She's about the funniest person I've seen arrested on this channel so far, whether she intended it or not

[@jesseg7757]

Cop is one of the most easy-going, understanding people I've ever seen in my entire life. Hats off to him.

[@ginag.9316]

I know right, I wish all cops treated every race or male or female with this kind of patience.

[@boutek]

She's white non violent chick

[@ksaulnier549]

Sounds about White.

[@Al-sg7kr]

​@@ksaulnier549 yep, deal with it

[@charlottem162]

Why? Are drunks special?

[@ThoughtsOfNavii]

"I'm fucked is my name if I don't do this right" 😂😂 the amount of honesty that comes out when your drunk is crazy

[@JumpCutThis]

Alcohol is liquid courage and a wonderful truth serum- it’s amazing how many secrets and how much honesty will come tumbling out of your mouth with not much alcohol.

[@veramae4098]

"It's the wind." "It might be these boots." etc.

[@leannwinter1798]

A drunk mind speaks a sober tongue!

[@Choober65]

That is why I don't trust anyone who doesn't drink. You see the REAL person when they are drunk.

[@rjsquicciarini4121]

‘Truth serum”!

[@michellehopperdietzel4154]

It always terrifies and infuriates me knowing that people are driving this intoxicated

[@Rockchick1358]

Me too. I've lost too many people to drunk drivers.

[@dannyholt2297]

I hate a drunk driver. I was hit by a dd, driving down the wrong side of the road. Then she proceeded to blame me, and then tell the cops that they can't arrest her... it was a mess

[@kimonawhim11]

Imagine if she ran into a minivan filled with kids?

[@mirrorblue100]

Thats why insurance is so high.

[@MeechyMeech]

Wait there’s another way to drive then drunk?

[@BopPoo1]

“I use a ruler to make a straight line…..and I still can’t make a straight line.” OMG I often shake me head at these videos, but literally snort laughed at that one!

[@skmsdr8882]

“I used to be a crackhead, but I changed my life. Now I just drive extremely intoxicated.” Good job sweetie, good job.

[@kevindavis5420]

she's goal oriented.

[@BNMS217]

@@kevindavis5420hey shes making progress😂😂 maybe next go around she’ll just be using weed

[@Tugg_Johnsson]

This chile is cartoonishly sloshed

[@slimboiu3890]

lol bruh crackhead is tough for sure but DD is aiming for death quick. she aint going to weed shes gone the other way unfortunatley@@BNMS217

[@mikemoss6045]

small steps not big leaps 😂

[@Pen-t4k]

The door hitting her and then her standing there like "what can I do for you sir" like she was working retail had me dead

[@ceecee328]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mariaelenaarata303]

Right?!?!😂

[@mrsgomez1017]

😂😂😂

[@RockLikeAStone]

With how drunk she was she must work retail

[@heidski974]

😂😂😂

[@clifton4566]

"Babe... F**k off." She's killing me. Her timing and delivery is really on point.

[@carleeng5616]

😅😅😅

[@yayhandles]

This girl is giving Rhonda a run for her money.

[@rhondabanner4342]

@@yayhandlesWhat did *I* do?? Lol

[@jadedoe9966]

That’s my favorite part: Officer “She’s… she’s sucking it..” “Babe.. F off!

[@non1503]

@@jadedoe9966 Well they did tell her to blow. And her brain reflex was to suck. When you tell her that.

[@timesfly1081]

11:23 "but I'm a small person do you take that into aspective?" lol

[@DemolitionManDemolishes]

The crazy part is that a lot of people would still perceive her as less dangerous on the road compared to a drunk dude.

[@lololounge8281]

@@DemolitionManDemolishes Well, you just made that up.

[@user-jo5ml8et1z]

Her field sobriety test was comical.

[@doodlebob3758]

​@@lololounge8281Bud pulled 'er straight outta his ass 😂

[@Teddy31976]

2 DUIs in one month. And 26 years old? She is going down a rabbit hole. I hope she realizes she can't drink and drive.

[@ItsGroundhogDay]

Considering how they punish her, she probably doesn't realize it yet.

[@HDReMaster]

if you got 2 dui's in any time, you're too far

[@merlenealt4233]

Clearly she’s an alcoholic. They don’t learn unless they want to get help. They are the last to admit they need help.

[@caseynelson9861]

I had a friend who go 2 DUI before she was 17.. they made her go to rehab, and now she’s a Nurse 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ccschrader9763]

Obviously doesn't know that... Can't you tell????

[@angiescruggs5727]

This cop should be protected at all costs. He’s a Saint

[@redwatch1100]

Good thing she was "not as buzzed as she could be". lol

[@budgetking2591]

or a simp, depends how you look at it.

[@Ayatollah_Khamenei]

It’s easy to be nice when this conviction was gift wrapped with a bow for him 😅

[@hobgoblin6551]

@@budgetking2591 You should be on BK's marketing team.

[@brad8749]

This is am investigating not being nice

[@RogueODST]

"Im not as drunk as i am" just about everything this girl said was incredibly entertaining.

[@godzillapgo6647]

Dude i was reading the comments while watching and i read your comment at the exact moment of her saying it lol go play the Power Ball

[@AndrewVaz89]

a minute before that: "I'm not as buzzed as I could be" lmao

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

I get yout point, but it is horrendously sad.

[@Carlos-vw7xk]

@@AndrewVaz89 Clearly not. That's why she went to get more booze.

[@techboy95]

“I only drank beer”

[@akillian024]

this cop handled this so well, he was so kind.

[@wilhelminathorne6654]

......so was she😂😂😂

[@quinzoto]

She's freaking hilarious. How did the cops manage to not laugh?? True professionals

[@313DVE]

Hilarious?!? She's absolutely smashed and crashing around the roads in a 2 tonne metal death machine...

[@quinzoto]

@@313DVE she used the turn signal and stayed in her lane that’s much better than a puerto rican sober driver

[@simplysubliminal2943]

I cannot for the life of me A B C how 😭😭😭

[@makeupacadia]

Yeah it really isn’t funny. She could’ve killed someone and wouldn’t even know.

[@XLindsLuvsPinkX]

I’ve read so many comments on this video where people comment on something she said being funny (which it is), then a ton of people feel the need to to be offended and say “Nothing about this is funny” or “Drunk driving isn’t funny in any way.” THAT’S NOT WHAT WE SAID. No one thinks drunk driving in and of itself is funny. She could have hurt others and herself. We get that. The interactions with the cops however are hysterical- relax. No one here is promoting drunk driving.

[@kmk5239]

The funniest thing is that she used her signal while drunk while 99% of sober people don’t 😂

[@harleyjackson3708]

Right? No tire, drunk off her ass like a cartoon hobo, yet she still follows basic driving test stuff more than the ones who SHOULD be driving. It's so weird.

[@KOBRA96-45]

😂

[@X2Wolverine]

As a Californian I can honestly say you are 100% not wrong.

[@philiplubduck6107]

Just shows she was fine to drive.

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

​@@philiplubduck6107no

[@IWFPYHTAW]

“Chill. Samara, CHILL.” made me laugh He’s talking to her as if he’s a calm father handling his kiddo that’s having a tantrum. We need more cops like this.

[@RedLion502]

To be fair she was very much acting like one especially as the video went on.

[@toriless]

at least he did not say "go to your room"

[@TammieAbusedNotBrokenRecovered]

And even more impressive is the fact that he's not even a dad yet... He said he has no kids when she asked lol. Hope he does one day cause I think he will be a good dad!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@dy4221]

I had a cop pull me over because I still had my studded tires on and I could'nt find a safe place to pull over, finally did and he ran up to me with his gun pulled! His partner had to grab him and put him back in the car...

[@marlissfern2710]

Yes! He’s voice is so mellow and he is very patient. 1000% need more officers like him.

[@CrashTestPilot]

"Do you know what the legal limit in Wisconsin is?" " pOiNt wHaTeVeR?" She is an absolute treasure.

[@TSKProductions]

Ehhhh, I'd say she's an absolute reckless idiot but if you see that as a treasure, you do you.

[@Negro6707]

Bro this cop needs to teach all other cops how to keep calm and not lose their shit with BS that people give them. HE NEEDS A MEDAL FOR HOW AMAZING HE HANDLED THIS

[@morganlowe3353]

Most cops are like this ❤

[@FuzedBox]

@@morganlowe3353 Lol no, they really aren't. Luckily, my town has a pretty relaxed officers, but that's far from the norm.

[@vegandolls]

why should he treat her like a baby- she's putting everyone's life in danger

[@austinb.willis5978]

It doesn't matter don't put yourself in this position and you don't have to worry about it people wonder why cops act crazy try dealing with shit like this all the time.

[@dunismith3045]

I’ll hold the medal until I see how he is with a male of color.

[@RBslowman]

The demeanor of this cop is incredible

[@williamramirez7559]

Probably because he was able to prevent something worst to happened.

[@postersm7141]

That’s called pumping information out of a dummy that doesn’t know how to shut up. Trust me the cop is not your friend

[@chandlerrose4545]

He was very kind to her. Both where.

[@Evolvingwithin777]

Agreed! But she was very pleasant for a dui stop. I’m sure it was very amusing to him. Until the end.

[@jonjohnson9061]

It's wisconsin this is the main shit cops deal with in this state. They're used to it...

[@Faith.in.His.Grace.]

Giving her a sobriety test is like testing if water is wet

[@climber950]

But knowing what kind of lawyers are out there, that’s why police have to do these.

[@boutek]

Ever heard of dry water?

[@empteah]

water is not wet

[@simonvanput5527]

​@Emily Draws it makes you wet

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

water can be NOT wet, when...it's ice...

[@ruthramon2507]

"you know what the legal limit is in Wisconsin?" "point whatever?" LOL IM FUCKING DEAD 🤣

[@alexmuenster2102]

Actually, it's point ZERO whatever.

[@Oceaneyes-eh6vs]

"I am a little toxicated, yes." "I can't ABC my life out of this." "I'm not as drunk as I am." ( this one is my favorite 😂). "I'm Fkd is my name, if I don't do this right." "The implant, went in." "I am not as buzzed as I could be." "I'm a small person. Do you not intereact that?" "Thank you for making a woman single." "I used to be a crack head, but i changed my life." *Those officers were amazingly patient with her.*

[@kathycromwell7247]

Priceless response.

[@AmberBathCo]

😂 how about "I'm fu$&ed is my name if I don't get this right."

[@Matty_Ice619]

LOL😂😂

[@wildflower1632]

😂

[@NotRoyalMobb]

Ong, listening to all of what she says I would have gone crazy

[@thecrazypinkcatlady]

People who get charged with DUI should be forced to watch their own arrest footage.

[@kittypools266]

I’m 99% sure they see it, one girl was on here twice and she brought up being on the channel the second time 😭

[@kizzyrichards593]

what the fuck is watching it going to do? they know what they did.

[@less_tress]

i. wanna see mine

[@nihilist4184]

What happens if the person who has had a couple of drinks can still have all his faculties and oass the logic tests does he still get charged because he has had a few drinks??

[@thecrazypinkcatlady]

@@nihilist4184 Not likely unless he is under 0.08 on the Breathalyzer.

[@vridaw]

"being I am jobless and without insurance...I am fucked..." LOL This girl is cracking me up

[@dylanrocha2442]

That part got me too 😂

[@goclimbsomething]

A better reason to imbibe I have not heard..

[@Timdeenter]

Yeth thir

[@ItsNeverAManequin]

She's hilarious! Almost precious. I love "I'm a lefty, so..."

[@Zuleika-tl8ul]

She really said I can’t ABC myself out of this 🤣🤣

[@jasonstevenson8569]

The fact she just about knocked herself out with the door exiting the vehicle should be enough of a sobriety test

[@krikeydial3430]

"I'm a little 'toxicated, yes." ..Bonk!

[@regenindergosse]

With all she said before yes. Happened to me sober though . Some people are jzst really clumsy 😂

[@jasonstevenson8569]

Lol well mistakes happen but this woman was very clearly not just mistaken

[@Taco_Raider]

​@@jasonstevenson8569 A fart can break a window

[@somethingelsehere8089]

"I used to be a crackhead, but I changed my life" - words of wisdom from the back of a cruiser.

[@StainsStainsStains]

This made me lol

[@notnotElijah]

This comment is underrated😂

[@jmc_-im6sd]

I didn't even get that far in the video, but could see it in her face immediately that she was a crack/meth head. They get that "look"

[@ShadyContinues]

Just heard this part as i read this haha

[@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287]

Well, she traded her drugs for alcohol. Definitely not that much of an improvement, but an improvement, I guess. At least she isn't stacking on charges for purchasing illegal stuff from a dealer.

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

"I can't ABC my life out of this" is amazing. I laughed so hard at this chick. "Nobody loves anybody so just get used to it." Gems for days, this lady.

[@inshalah80]

"Do you have kids?" "No" "So you just have a bitch"

[@martin-1764]

"I'm fkd is my name, if I don't do this right" 😂😂

[@Mr_C.Bacteria]

Calling her a "lady" is a bit of a stretch 😂😂😂

[@joni9485]

I loved when she said “hello cute boy, cute cop, that I really don’t want to hit on…”😂

[@kelligirl1210]

7:10 “This is me on a normal day.” 😳 Oh, her? Yeah, that’s just Samara checking the mail. “Like, I am not as buzzed as I could be.”

[@MIKAL_MAXX]

"I'm not as Drunk as I am!" Pretty much sums up this incredibly intoxicated young lady.

[@Sickwitit18]

She sucked on the breathalyzer lmao. "is she suck-yeah shes sucking on it." The way they all realize at the same time was hilarious

[@E55666]

She was probably still used to sucking something else that night

[@Pandatwirly]

😂😂😂

[@st8ofmind325]

She must be used to that motion when drunk.

[@kayakazi7765]

😂😂😂😂

[@michealtorres8598]

Its crazy how every drunk person is "literally" two houses down from their destination.

[@Moondragon1821]

My sister actually got pulled over in her driveway once. Though the cop had been following her for a minute.

[@plentinough7222]

That’s when people usually get pulled over or into an accident, very close to destination/home.

[@Moondragon1821]

@@plentinough7222 Yup! I don't recall the exact statistic, but most non-fatal accidents happen within 5 minutes of home. I've been pulled over 2 times ( once for speeding, once because I forgot to turn my headlights on. ) Both 5-10 minutes from home.

[@thajiklanto5913]

@@plentinough7222 that’s what he said!

[@janasali821]

Lol truth

[@likewise4Gaming]

“My tire is having a bit of an issue” is the understatement of the year. Especially when you consider there IS no tire. Lol

[@Thundralight]

How did she manage to lose a tire is what Im curious about as that seems pretty hard to do

[@likewise4Gaming]

@@Thundralight Same. It’s not like there was even some remnants left of the tire either. It’s just completely non existent. Lol

[@bluecube7247]

This woman is hilarious !!!!!!!!

[@veronicamarrs]

😂

[@Slipknvt]

I think its wild she said her “side” lmfao she didnt even know it was her tire she was talking about something totally different 😂😂 just fuckin pissed drunk

[@Macy205]

“ Hello cute boy” is WILD 😂😂😂

[@jezzbian]

Gotta praise her commitment to continuing the tests whilst failing miserably. Props to her.

[@misterlister-wm2tj]

She's committed and we can't fault that

[@ericshun3331]

i get that this is a joke, but i dont want to give her praise for anything

[@davemccage7918]

Years of practice will do that for you apparently…

[@samsarcona6578]

those tests are more a measure of your ability to understand and follow instructions as well as your actual performance. regardless, she failed both the physical and instructional parts of the tests miserably

[@nancynovobilski3712]

How funny would it have been if the officer said ok you're good to drive...then follow up with a "just kidding"

[@pandasmiles19]

These cops would be great parents, given how calm and patient they were as she threw a tantrum like a child

[@lilliansrakovcic1365]

And they are. My son has more patience than anybody I ever meet. He told me I wouldn’t even finish my first eight hours shift. Now after I watch so many law enforcement officers what they have to deal with criminals and outlaws I am so proud of my son, cousin, nephew, and to my dad, thank you and RIP, love you forever.

[@andyramirez5436]

For the one I like and have me, this girl is disgusting weird and lost.

[@Stoneheadass]

They probably have children which is why they realized they were dealing with a toddler 😂

[@pandasmiles19]

@@Stoneheadass one of the officers said that he didn’t have any kids, I don’t know about the other guy though

[@waynebarclay2681]

🎥

[@dbodooley]

The fact that they’re making her do a sobriety test cracks me up. She told them that she’s intoxicated, she’s driving on a rim, she’s speaking an alien language, she got hit by the car door getting out….

[@tropicaladventures9481]

Yeah, I don't understand why they don't just do the breath test at first and get it over with. Maybe they need more than 1 sources of proof that she was under the influence. I don't know.

[@ENFPerspectives]

Lol. Ya, just blow and find ba levels.

[@aspt1980]

😂 a fair assessment

[@negahplz1156]

Their getting as much evidence against her as possible.

[@owenbakken2002]

It’s for evidence purposes. They need to get as much evidence to use against her as possible

[@MoeTown89]

“This is me on a regular day.” BET.

[@balkanvenom3586]

“I used to be a crackhead, now I’ve changed my life around.” Damn good job girl 👏🏻

[@aarongonzalez4026]

As soon as I scrolled on your comment she said it at the exact same time 😂😂

[@hayleymariemills]

Also she said "I'm not as drunk as I am"

[@Karenanneseven]

😂😂😂

[@elloowu6293]

I never did crack, are you proud of me 😊

[@Karenanneseven]

@@elloowu6293 😇 😉

[@lengriffiths1]

Seeing how she performed the sobriety test it 's scary to consider that a few minutes earlier she was in control of a vehicle.

[@sarahtorrance5504]

She crashed it and lost a tire. Not sure how "in control" that was lol.

[@shaquille_0atmeal69_]

@@sarahtorrance5504💀💀💀

[@Rakuziio]

​@@sarahtorrance5504🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@tbird2952]

One of these drunk assholes hit my Mom and almost killed her. She didn't even know what happened bc he was driving without his lights on. Drunk driving should be a mandatory 25 yr prison stint. Life if they hurt somebody. Death if they kill somebody.

[@shaquille_0atmeal69_]

@@tbird2952 *Agreed.*

[@BillyG563]

You've got angry drunks. You've got funny drunks. You've got sad drunks. And then you've got THIS.

[@webstercat]

I’m a lefty….I not as drunk as I am..

[@moniqueengleman873]

She was really sweet. A nice drunk. But get her off the road.

[@clementineakita9320]

@@moniqueengleman873 Sweet and nice? Have you seen the entire footage?

[@moniqueengleman873]

@@clementineakita9320 No, I commented before the end, then saw the rest. 😂😂lesson learned

[@duncanmcknight4622]

I'm drunk as a skunk and twice as smelly.

[@richardpj847]

I love the other cop standing near, absolutely ready to catch her.

[@davidfoster9041]

The officer handled it professionally the entire time. Calm, collected and overall a great police officer.

[@Desmondbrown73]

No he didn’t, he was way too nice to her he wasted way too much time doing a field sobriety test when she already admitted to being intoxicated😂

[@VidweII]

For future reference it's 'collected,' not 'collective.' Cheers.

[@Wowreally42]

The body cams are the best thing that every happened. Edit: not saying he wouldn't have acted this way regardless... but they definitely help in a lot of cases.

[@clarissa8477]

⁠@@Wowreally42 plus they provide endless entertainment for the rest of us lol

[@jwill294]

Believe me this is sooooo much better for officers than having an angry belligerent drunk. So he did the right thing by pretending to be her best friend

[@RichardZERO]

No matter how bad your life is, somewhere someone in Wisconsin is lowering the bar.

[@patrilea8216]

LaCrosse is trying to keep up with Florida man

[@thepearlswirl]

no seriously lol these videos make me feel so much better about my life 😭

[@RichardZERO]

I do hope that this is this young lady's BOTTOM, and not the beginning of her downward spiral.

[@johng.2321]

@@patrilea8216 LaCrosse has surpassed Florida man.

[@azroseazlang9995]

True so true. 😅

[@TheNativeSonOfficial]

I haven't been that drunk in over 25 years, but if I were to get pulled for DUI today, I'd just say, "I'm drunk, I don't want to be on KZbin, just take me to jail".

[@donniecatalano]

I will never drive like that, but just in case, I would apologise, admit to everything and comply easily. And then thank the officers for their patience 😝

[@bung1029]

Never admit guilt. EVER.

[@avgredditmod]

​@@bung1029thats how u spend extra time for either lying under oath or for uncooperating

[@shadowgamez98]

I’ve had 1 DUI 10 years ago, before KZbin and even then I was like yep, I’m drunk. You got me. Take me in. I guess I was one of the most polite drunks they had…I saw no reason to Argue…it was the truth. Haven’t had a drink in 10 years.

[@shadowgamez98]

@@bung1029. Yes, i did and yes i was drunk. 1 and only DUI. I could’ve killed somebody.. I learned and haven’t had a drink in 10 years.

[@bryanmartin8336]

Passed that sobriety test with flying colors. A+

[@Hereford1642]

Bit of a shame that hitting herself in the head with the door on the way out of the car spoiled it a little. That could make an officer prejudiced.

[@jenniferscott375]

It should be mandatory viewing for every defendant to watch their own arrest videos.

[@pterodactylbull]

Lol i was drunk at Walmart didn’t even get arrested for it they accused me of stealing (definitely didn’t i was exchanging an air mattress and thought the guy told me to leave the original and go get the other and leave) well the cops showed up and in my mind , i handled the situation well. 😂😂 hell naw when my lawyer showed me the body cam footage i wanted to crawl in a hole. I was so belligerent. Great way for me to get sober i ended up with an evading charge got it dropped thank God I’m really glad i didn’t get a public intoxication charge. I’m glad i don’t drink anymore as well.

[@JabberCT]

This girl has some great unintentional comedy lines. Like, "I'm not as drunk as I am" and instead of breathing into the breath test machine, she inhaled it like it had weed in it lol.

[@potatopotato8360]

Sounds like something Patrick Star would say/do.

[@Bonthegrid]

Honestly I was laughing so hard because she's kinda funny... Obv only as long as you're not thinking about the fact that she's driving while being absolutely hammered 😅 😅

[@_Twink]

"There's sparks coming from your car" "OH, that's not pretty, I mean on 4th of July it's pretty but..."

[@Maebea221]

The “I can’t A B C my way out of this” 😂

[@r2-d259]

I swear I was reading your comment right as I heard her say "I'm not as drunk as I am" I just think that timing is amazing lol

[@boxingodric]

"I am not as drunk as I am." Truly a sentence of all time

[@Tortuosit]

A wise and remarkable statement; a new philosophy. I'm still digesting it.

[@Coolguy-es7mq]

That statement is contradictory. That statement is self-incriminating.

[@robertk2007]

This girl did everything you're supposed to do when police question you😂😂

[@LuisLopez2]

The fact she managed to get her handcuffs off is absolutely hilarious. Especially because she's so freaking wasted. 😂😂😂

[@carleeng5616]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yayhandles]

So drunk she can barely keep her eyes open and wobbles standing still. And yet, she manages to get handcuffs off.

[@seanmichael7714]

That was totally a Reno 911 moment😂

[@LuisLopez2]

@@seanmichael7714 Perfect. 😂

[@paulsmith5725]

Probably put the cuffs over her sweater sleeves which allowed her to slip them … or her last name is Houdini

[@jamiechandley7369]

The cop was amazingly patient. He reacted appropriately by not reacting to her lunatic ravings. Good job, officer.

[@verdatum]

officer was above and beyond cool. Good on him for keeping the roads safe.

[@getin3949]

Is this the first one of these videos you've ever seen? There are tons of cops that are nice and do a great job. This is Wisconsin, we have good police.

[@awsomewolfman124]

@@getin3949 And let many repeat offenders and people who do some pretty bad stuff off with just a 1,000 dollar bail.

[@verdatum]

@@getin3949 and the girl cops are cute.

[@AwolGG]

@@awsomewolfman124 police dont determine bail. judges do.

[@newaustralianbulletin]

"I'm not as drunk as I am." That, people, is a golden line.

[@agarcia3986]

She’s not as think as you drunk she is.

[@DrWhom]

"I'm a small person, do you not interact that in?" As with so many students who fail to realise which way the physics "goes", as a small person you hit the legal limit with fewer drinks, not more - it does not work in her advantage!

[@mistyl1987]

I'm a small person, do you not put that into expective?

[@krikeydial3430]

"I'm a'little 'toxicated, yes.." then proceeds to wack her head on the door. xD

[@Bacontruffle]

Man first cop has to be the friendliest cop ever, it's oddly sweet how he dealt with her. (also probably the right call in this situation)

[@aj.a1845]

Couldn’t pay me enough to deal with that. The patience of this cop is beyond .

[@davidcox3076]

I agree. I would have given her the taser. Just to shock some sense into her.

[@stsfctshn5427]

Thank fuck you arent in law enforcement. Cheers!

[@aj.a1845]

@@stsfctshn5427 ahhh aren’t you precious.

[@stsfctshn5427]

@@aj.a1845 :p lmao that was passive aggressive sorry!!! Love this channel

[@KaleidoscopicVideos420]

Beyond what

[@BigTangTheory]

the whole time she was probably thinking, "Dude... I'm nailing this, totally gonna get away with it"

[@whiteshadow1771]

The fact she wasn't involved in a serious wreck is amazing. This lady is three sheets to the wind.

[@youtubian2500]

That's a new saying for me lol

[@ibnkhaldoun4319]

more like 83 sheets to the wind

[@anthonykryzak273]

I bet the missing tire lines up with a wreck somewhere along her path

[@johnwanderin3872]

@@ibnkhaldoun4319I was gonna say 6 but this seems more accurate

[@DrWhom]

we are all God's children...

[@ronniesworld1517]

As a recovering alcoholic this was extremely difficult to watch. 20 years sober and this is still painfully familiar. I hope she can turn her life around. Peace to all

[@Kat.CVT1983]

Congratulations on your recovery, and blessings on your continued perseverance! I'm not an alcoholic (I don't even drink for a variety of reasons) so I can't speak from personal experience, but I'm sure it isn't easy to overcome a challenge like that!

[@Shillmehowtolive]

I feel the same way watching and am so thankful to be sober.

[@datsko6339]

I love how they still did the sobriety test when they KNEW how drunk she was. Pure comedy

[@bobtaylor170]

Yes, but the court...

[@williamwallace9826]

They have to do it or the charges won't stick in court.

[@jaredlapierre1304]

What's wrong with more evidence?

[@aliyahgoon1495]

I think it’s protocol

[@tailblazerstv]

@@jaredlapierre1304 all test are NOT REQUIRED!! only breath..these test are made to be written as all fail so if you are under the. Breathe they still charge for dui which Carrie’s the same charges as dwi dwi is guilty of breath, dui is your actions leading to arrest which u can still be convicted of even if you’re under the legal limits .especially if you are cited for an infraction or accident.

[@donitawhite8111]

I love how the cop is talking to her like she's a toddler. 😂😂

[@lolonoazoro420]

That's really the only way to deal with drunks that have no self-awareness

[@colinklang]

Well, if the light up Disney princess shoe fits.

[@DudeWithTheBling]

Legally she's 26 years old, but mentally she's 26 months

[@DudeWithTheBling]

​@@lolonoazoro420 drunks are basically toddlers

[@Oatmilk345]

She has the same brain function as a toddler

[@americamorales6887]

18:00 “I’m asking you do you have a family?” 👮🏽‍♂️”Yes, I do” “A child?” 👮🏽‍♂️”No” “No, you just have a bitch?” 😂😂😂 that officer took the whole situation so calmly

[@A6Legit]

He wanted to say yes 😅

[@tbones2583]

Hands down my favorite part lmao

[@morganvoldemort675]

I was like “oh she did it now.” And was really surprised when he actually contained himself

[@dnationapocalypse]

I'm not gonna lie...that shit was funny as fuck! 😂😭

[@beliabarnard8442]

Yes I was like waiting for his answer on that...

[@victorbudz8157]

No matter how sad this actually is, she is hilarrious

[@beanranger7730]

I got a DUI 9 years ago. I remember the cop asked me have I been drinking? I said yes. He said would you mind taking some field test? I said “ nah, I’m drunk” He laugh and said “ at least your honest”.

[@ShariDLamas]

I did the same . I said let's skip the tests I'm drunk and just let me take breathalyzer you can take blood and get it over with

[@ErdTirdMans]

I was just extremely compliant and respectful. Didn't incriminate myself but didn't restrict or obstruct. I should have nixed the field sobrieties but I didn't know that then. Lawyer said that those positive notes from the officer are most likely how I avoided jail

[@ellekay4758]

The fuck is wrong you people driving drunk so casually…?

[@forgottenmma3694]

Made his life easier and your own harder 🤦

[@kennethbrown8723]

You should be very proud of yourself!

[@teddyrose5827]

I’m so surprised she did all the tests. If I were that drunk I would get halfway through the first test and be like “Occifer I’m clearly drunk please just put me in the car so I can sit down”

[@suran396]

Me too

[@beryllium1932]

She did address him as "Ossiffer" at least once.

[@ccmf]

What was the point of those tests other than to humiliate her? She already admitted to being intoxicated before coming out of the car. acab

[@bethking7348]

​@@ccmftotally agree. She is obviously inebriated

[@HAL-dm1eh]

@@ccmf She said "I'm a little intoxicated" which could have been bent to mean anything. There is a satisfactory legal procedure they have to go through, in case lawyers.

[@barryon8706]

I think she's got you, officer. It may be illegal to drive a car while intoxicated, but that thing's at least part sled.

[@JohnBlaze_HNIC_FACTS]

Hats off to these officers for handeling her and dealing with her so well and so professionally.

[@iCazZiStronZi]

13:04 Her: “I used to be a crackhead but guess what I changed my life………………. now I am an alcoholic” 🤣🤣🤣 She is pretty funny not going to lie 😂😂😂

[@mandyjohnstone245]

Funny till she runs someone over 😢

[@purebeautygift]

“I’m not as drunk as I am!” That says it all. How can someone like this actually think they can drive. Crazy.

[@sportsfanjw559]

I swear to drunk I ain't God ossifer 😂

[@jacobsaccount9353]

This hands down has to be one of the most intoxicated people I've ever seen on one of theses body cam videos.

[@rektspresso7288]

I went through a period struggling with drinking, when you're at the point your tolerance gets high it's really hard to know how intoxicated you actually are because you're so used to it. It's not an excuse, but it's the reason why you see stuff like this. I hope she can turn herself around instead of getting caught in the vicious cycle of facing consequences of drinking and then drinking even more to numb yourself from the resulting guilt and embarrassment. Car autolocs, ethanol detecting ankle monitors, and court imposed treatment programs are underutilized with DUI charges. I'm from Wisconsin and I know how horribly lenient they tend to be with DUIs. Those measures are not going to cure a drinking problem on their own, but it greatly reduces the potential harm until the person is hopefully able to fully recover

[@dadeee7776]

@@jacobsaccount9353 i mean not most intoxicated but just the worst appearance lol, I wonder how visually impaired she is cause i go blind long before im slurring this hard

[@ThetreeDraggon]

kind of reminds me of something peter griffin would say. 🤣

[@texaspoontappa1200]

DUI’s are terrible. While separated from my wife and daughter due to army issues. 6 months away. I got a DUI. Worst decision of my life. I haven’t drank since. And am getting my life back together. I immediately enrolled to get help and quit all substances. It was my first time ever getting in trouble with the law. And i feel absolutely terrible about it. I was in a very dark place. And my TBI’s and PTSD was only making it worse. And i wasn’t given the help i was pleading for. And so i said poor me. And started drinking. Weeks later i was on a binge and woke up in my truck to a cop knocking on my window. They were amazing. They asked what’s going on with my life. I vented to them. They gave me a hug. Gave me my DUI ticket. And then took me home. Once i got sober and finished the withdrawals i went and spoke with the officer and thanked him. I’m still sober to this day. And am more successful and happy than ever. It was 100% my fault. And i take full responsibility. I’m just happy it was my first time and i was able to catch myself before going down the path this woman seems to be going down.

[@ravenbeaudoin109]

Even if you never see this comment I want you to know I’m proud of you. I may not know you and what goes on behind closed doors, but that is a big step. Accountability and responsibility is a big step, people lack that nowadays. I’m glad you’re where you’re at now and doing better, I’m also proud of you for asking for help even though it went on deaf ears. Good on you man!

[@AurielFord-lz8ku]

Very proud of you for your acknowledgement of your issues and u were sent good people to see you through.Congratulations and many blessings moving forward

[@sarahvansant1224]

I’ve had one too, so I understand the shame. I went through the same thing during a rough period in my life. The court was pretty decent with me and dropped one of the charges after I spent 6 weeks in rehab. Sometimes the terrible things that we do can be a wake up call. Good for you for getting your life back together.

[@BiancaCDE]

Kudos to you for getting your self to a better place and taking responsibility for a horrible decision. Glad you are in a better place and got the help you sought and needed. Hugs, be blessed.

[@ari_clouds2796]

I am so happy you realized your faults, took accountability, and got help. You are amazing and I wish nothing but the best for you.

[@Circusfatlady1976]

“I’m not as drunk as I am.” OMG I hollered😂😂😂😂😂

[@qwhite783]

I screamed when she said that lol

[@BridgetMLeach]

Even in her drunken and angry state, she still understands she’s dealing with an honorable cop.

[@mattkennedy6115]

She knew she was screwed and was a good sport about it

[@ShiveringEroticKingBanana]

Honorable Cop is a weird bad movie about a middle aged cop banging college girls.

[@JohnB-mo4kq]

I've had one DUI sadly, and just said take me to jail, don't bother with the tests. On the way to the station, he laughed and said thank you for being so cooperative lol. I knew what I did, and took responsibility. A very expensive responsibility.

[@FrankYoung1128]

​@@JohnB-mo4kq all who repent are 100% forgiven amen 🙏

[@christopherkinsella3912]

@@ShiveringEroticKingBananaA hero amongst men. Finally, our taxes going to something worthwhile.

[@tortimeese]

Wisconsin cops seem the most patient and professional. This cop was exemplary.

[@akaaccount]

Lot of practice with drunks in Wisconsin

[@MrYates420]

When I lived up there I realized there were A LOT of bars, I'm talking bout in the Middle Of Nowhere! Lot of drunks lol!

[@tomc6593]

LOTS of HORRIBLE cops in the badger state of WI… LOTS

[@MrYates420]

@Tom B that's very true but there's lots of shit cops all over this country

[@anonymoose1381]

@Jack Mehoff You could use thing this called Google, plenty to do in the state. Ice Age Trail, Devils Lake, Copper Falls, Wildcat Mountain, Grandads Bluff, the Driftless Region as a whole, downtown Madison, Door County, Packers/Bucks/Brewers/Badgers games, too many lakes to count, some of the best disc golf in the country (regular golf has some slick spots as well).

[@seanfoley1006]

The moment she spoke a sentence it was clear she was severely intoxicated. She failed the sobriety tests worse than any I've seen. And the fact she crashed the front right side of the car without knowing. Wow.

[@lilbroomstick4450]

Thank you for describing the video

[@dragonrush2112]

She was drunk as a skunk more like it

[@jesselee3827]

Are cops not allowed to conduct alcohol tests in the US? Officers here in Germany would have provided that test 2 secs after she started talking.. just saying Cut the "walk a line" bs if you know the driver is intoxicated saves everyone time standing around in the cold..

[@nicksharp8868]

@@jesselee3827they definitely do a breathalyzer bud. They use the sobriety test and the breathalyzer as the evidence for the report. If you refuse a breathalyzer they take you to the hospital for a blood test

[@kquiriconi]

@@jesselee3827 cops do field sobriety tests to have more evidence against the person when it goes to court. And the handheld breathalyzers cops have aren’t allowed as evidence since they’re not completely accurate, so when you’re arrested and taken to the police station they have a better breathalyzer they use

[@JohnParks-jd5ke]

Her walking test was hilarious how do cops refrain from laughing at these things??

[@KevBotM]

They think of the corpses they've scraped off the pavement in the past due to drunk drivers.

[@King_krobit]

This cop is what all cops should aspire to be he knew she was drunk immediately and still handled the situation professionally and treated her like a human making a bad decision rather then a less then human Edit: Thanks for all the likes, skimming through the replies is hilarious, “she could have killed someone” is a decent point to make but in reality those same people probably praise our veterans who have literally killed people while on drugs that the military provided. Just look into what substances allied soldiers were taking during WW2 and Vietnam if you don’t believe me. The saddest thing is nobody even thought about being concerned that she could have killed herself too that would be just as much a tragedy and if you don’t think so maybe you should do some self reflection and find out why you value one life over another even in a hypothetical sense.

[@blond0075]

I'm retired now but, since I was 17 I was a nurse of one sort or another. Started at the bottom, baptized by fire & worked my way up. I was told my an old WWII Army nurse, they are scary tough take no bs, that I'm a natural & need to go to school. I modeled myself after her & my mom. I got top 5 in my class every time & I was able to apply the book learning to real life...some cannot. It came very easy to me. I always treated my patients with respect. I was their defender, protector as well as their nurse. I managed to earn their respect & trust. I worked with pediatrics, geriatrics, criminally insane, ER, developmentally disabled. The kids was the hardest. Sometimes I took my break behind the building so I could cry. I saw this annoying drunk lady & though I couldn't be that cop bcuz I'd clobber her. Then I remembered, I had patients more annoying than her & never ran out of patience. I don't know how I did it! I don't feel special at all but, it does take a special person to be a GOOD cop, nurse, 1st responder. It's not an easy job, it's a very thankless job, under paid & under appreciated. I ALWAYS maintained a professional attitude, gained my patients respect & trust bcuz I was always honest & stayed true to my word & I also busted my ass to make sure every patient I ever had was treated with respect & dignity. This cop stayed calm, honest, polite & this is exactly how you need to be. If you get angry or emotional, it will make your night go much worse. That drunk lady was bad but, she could have acted out worse if that cop didn't act professional & show her as much respect as possible. Professionalism! You have to act like a professional if you want to be treated like one. Sadly, that concept escapes too many.

[@seemeno1]

@@blond0075 the unintelligent will always blame the most wholesome people for their flaws.

[@bigfishbunny77]

​@@b.jellis they go through all the steps because it documents probable cause and gives them evidence to use against the person.

[@fndmntl5341]

​@@b.jellis being a cop is all about crossing T's and dotting i's, follow procedure, check it twice

[@DarkParacosm]

The cop isn’t treating her like a human, he’s letting her incriminate herself.

[@youpeopleareallinsane]

Oh my god when the door hit her I'm ashamed of how hard I laughed. I hope she gets help and glad everyone is safe.

[@patrilea8216]

Bro, when I saw that; I laughed hella hard too

[@robertdooley8272]

I laughed hard as fuck too cause I vaguely remember being in her shoes. It's crazy to believe her and I are the same age. 9 months sober

[@hairybubbles127]

She might get help for the drinking but there isn't anything that really helps purple-haired child-personing.

[@spaceytakey]

@@hairybubbles127 Dude it's a fucking hair color, cry about it.

[@jennybeam7226]

Same.. & right after her admitting she was a lil intoxicated 😂😂😂

[@m.7054]

I love how the officer tried to stop himself from laughing when she said “I used to be a crack head” he almost wanted to say no shit 💀

[@sm3296]

And then she said she changed her life. 😅

[@tomaszszupryczynski5453]

used to be? no its not past tense, its present

[@oz_jones]

@@sm3296 TO BE FAIR, getting wasted on booze is far better than getting high with crack.

[@jakubnadvornik6865]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EVILIVE245]

​@@oz_jones EHHH, depends who ya ask, that could absolutely be case to case... I wouldnt underestimate booze against any controlled substance.

[@tobiasolausson8085]

The way the officer is speaking is kind of like being sober and your friend is hammered and you sort of just let them ramble on with the conversation.

[@In.Darkness]

She failed the sobriety test when she drove past the police with no tire. LMAO

[@God_of_pain_2.0]

🥴🥴

[@Stormdraka]

Yeah, some situations are obvious but its a good thing they still follow protocol.

[@IndianaBones]

but she didn't hear it. How could she hear all the scraping over the sound of her dumbness

[@motov8-garage832]

Na, I've seen people driving down the street on a flat, and just a rim. They were just trying to get home I figure, they looked sober. That said none of them looked like the brightest crayon in the box.

[@anonymoususer5266]

Haha nope! My friends tire popped off their car when driving and they had to drive on the rim for a bit getting to service. Completely sober of course. It was really scary and in the mountains. Always check the wheel nuts (I think theyre called?) on your tires when you stop anywhere on the road! Gas, restaurants, rest stops… someone had stolen the majority and loosened the final nut on ALL BUT ONE tire on their car!!! Sick.

[@ConfidentBald-sx9nx]

This is the most Wisconsin thing ever. The cops were friendly as hell. The chefs kiss was her saying straight away “I’m fucked”

[@patience3057]

“i can’t abc my life out of this” same. but on another note, these police officers handled this very well and props to them for having as much patience as they did

[@LaPrincesa.DelHielo]

that part didnt make any sense tho

[@chrislevack405]

...so like... you can't say the ABCs...?

[@babysnowowl]

They had the cam on. I hope they always act this kind. They did very well.

[@kev2933]

@@babysnowowlthey do. North Fond du Lac cops are very polite. This woman is also very small and does look like a child. It’s difficult to talk to her Like she is an adult because she doesn’t sound or act like one. I know her. Am from Fond du Lac.

[@sasha3432]

​@@chrislevack405I believe the test is to say the ABCs backwards, which would be challenging sober. 😅