Call of Duty Makes No Sense

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Ryan George

Ryan George

6 ай бұрын

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This sketch is based on a comedy article of mine that was published on CollegeHumor (RIP) about 14 years ago:
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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 6 ай бұрын
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@LeftyVR
@LeftyVR 6 ай бұрын
Ok
@William_William_
@William_William_ 6 ай бұрын
Hi there hello
@Malachi-Budke
@Malachi-Budke 6 ай бұрын
Not clicking on your link is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@-XTC-gaming
@-XTC-gaming 6 ай бұрын
Hi there hello
@aj_style1745
@aj_style1745 6 ай бұрын
With the discount, using NordVPN is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@pennclick
@pennclick 6 ай бұрын
Never stopped to consider that the reward of dropping a nuke is an awful reward
@obsidianjane4413
@obsidianjane4413 6 ай бұрын
Just dial up you sociopathy and it will be fine.
@FraZzJ
@FraZzJ 6 ай бұрын
"Oh you're winning? Let's just destroy everything then."
@samuelburton302
@samuelburton302 6 ай бұрын
You could say it's well deserved
@orangeapples
@orangeapples 6 ай бұрын
@@FraZzJwhat are you talking about? The non-destructible buildings will be fine. Fallout? No. We’re talking about Call of Duty.
@emordnilap4747
@emordnilap4747 6 ай бұрын
Lmao thinking of how this comment would look out of context.
@Hunteriffic86
@Hunteriffic86 6 ай бұрын
I appreciate how the soldier never questions what "in a row" means in context
@SvaroAsano
@SvaroAsano 6 ай бұрын
I didn’t even think about that lolz
@attiasprouse682
@attiasprouse682 6 ай бұрын
I’ve never played the game. What does it mean in world?
@agenttechnaid5438
@agenttechnaid5438 6 ай бұрын
​@@attiasprouse682it means without dying and respawning
@attiasprouse682
@attiasprouse682 6 ай бұрын
@@agenttechnaid5438 Okay. That sounds appropriate.
@raphaelcalado4335
@raphaelcalado4335 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely true facts here. In my life I’ve killed dozens of people in a row without the need to respawn a single time, and I know that this is true for all the soldiers who happened to survive after missions, so in a way to unlock the nuke attack irl is very easy, barely an inconvenience in real life, at least for people controlling drones, they don’t need to put their asses on the line to amass greater kill counts.
@BoobGobblin
@BoobGobblin 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the shout-out!
@zulufever8649
@zulufever8649 3 ай бұрын
HI DAD !
@DoctorJammer
@DoctorJammer 2 ай бұрын
Wow you've had your account for 13 years!. That's longer than I've been alive
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 2 ай бұрын
how the-
@hopelessclown
@hopelessclown 2 ай бұрын
I sure love gobblin' boobs.
@Can_non69
@Can_non69 2 ай бұрын
Did u really bang his mom?
@jonathanaarhus224
@jonathanaarhus224 6 ай бұрын
He left out the part of the plan where the soldier quickly turns around 180 degrees and snipes an enemy half a mile away without even looking through the rifle scope.
@CigarDoug
@CigarDoug 6 ай бұрын
Was that before, or after, the soldier did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day?
@mix7893
@mix7893 6 ай бұрын
That part comes in between the jumping and the catching the dangling window washer in mid air. It's pretty textbook, ya know basic training and all that...
@Perpete42
@Perpete42 5 ай бұрын
That's not even a 360 no scope kill ? Worthless.
@atpoe2273
@atpoe2273 5 ай бұрын
It's super easy and barely and inconvenience
@atpoe2273
@atpoe2273 5 ай бұрын
It's super easy and barely and inconvenience
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 6 ай бұрын
"Also, we're trying this new thing where you start out with only a pistol-" "Already not a fan." "-and when you kill someone, you get a slightly better gun!" "You mean, I take the enemy's gun?" "No, they just have a pistol too. We're gonna drop progressively better guns out of the sky for you as you kill more people." "Why would you not just give me the best gun?" "Now where's the fun in that?" "This is a war, sir, it's not supposed to be fun!" "Well, maybe it will be now."
@kurojima
@kurojima 6 ай бұрын
dont forget the enemies are constantly spouting slurs at you like 13year olds, which they are!
@BrunoEwok
@BrunoEwok 6 ай бұрын
Nice. Tell you what: if your DELIVERY is also as funny as Ryan George's, I might even stick around and watch you talk about NordVPN too!
@friedmule5403
@friedmule5403 6 ай бұрын
@@BrunoEwok Don't you mean North Raid Shadow VPN?
@EmeralBookwise
@EmeralBookwise 6 ай бұрын
"Sir, this is starting to sound less like a combat engagement and more like some kind of twisted dystopian game show." "And that's what makes it fun."
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 6 ай бұрын
"And couldn't the enemy just grab the guns you drop from the sky?" "Yes."
@shreyas1967
@shreyas1967 6 ай бұрын
you should do the first guy to get sick
@Saintfromrainworld
@Saintfromrainworld 6 ай бұрын
Yeah
@breakpain999
@breakpain999 6 ай бұрын
Boost plssss
@TripleA-tz5yh
@TripleA-tz5yh 6 ай бұрын
Yess
@joshlegacy1101
@joshlegacy1101 6 ай бұрын
I'd watch it.
@itsaidicoulddofiftyletterswhy
@itsaidicoulddofiftyletterswhy 6 ай бұрын
@@joshlegacy1101same
@jennifere.pergola598
@jennifere.pergola598 6 ай бұрын
The end bit about dropping a nuke ("I got the codes, baby!") and the ongoing drama of the hospital staffed by careless doctors were the best 😆.
@wyattangle
@wyattangle Ай бұрын
Appears there was needless death in both segments...
@gailien
@gailien 6 ай бұрын
"How are you running this mission!?" "Pretty well actually!" "N-that's not what I mean...." Gold, pure comedy gold
@PopCross
@PopCross 6 ай бұрын
Really hope this guy doesn't leave the mission. I hear on his last one he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day! Absolute legend!
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 6 ай бұрын
I know, I was there. It was pretty cool, but now I can't feel anything below my neck.
@AK_804
@AK_804 6 ай бұрын
lol
@meggaman7
@meggaman7 6 ай бұрын
*Did a 360, no-scoped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.
@Bobthebean70
@Bobthebean70 6 ай бұрын
Yeah my neck feels bad after that
@AK_804
@AK_804 6 ай бұрын
bro didnt get the joke@@meggaman7
@puggothecat
@puggothecat 6 ай бұрын
Never thought id see a Cod sketch from Ryan, but im all for it
@bookermediaentertainment
@bookermediaentertainment 6 ай бұрын
Right?! Same here 🎉
@NaincySingh-ut2ov
@NaincySingh-ut2ov 6 ай бұрын
I Want to see him do other franchises as well.
@mikefarrington7141
@mikefarrington7141 6 ай бұрын
Maybe it's time for Pitch Meetings on video games. Product Manager guy and programmer guy.
@noahlisious7890
@noahlisious7890 6 ай бұрын
The closest is he's gotten is by saying, "That new shooter game" If you know the video you know
@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j 6 ай бұрын
@@NaincySingh-ut2ov now we need one for battlefield
@matthewhines7895
@matthewhines7895 4 ай бұрын
What I was expecting; "How are you running this mission?" "Moustache"
@Darkside007
@Darkside007 25 күн бұрын
That works
@jofish5678
@jofish5678 6 ай бұрын
I would watch the hell out of “hospital where all the doctors are romantically inclined “ Ryan George is the only person that can make a Nord VPN add remotely watchable. Honestly, even on par with the sketch. The “you left your toothbrush at my house” escalating bit absolutely slayed me!
@MC-Clap-Yo-Hands
@MC-Clap-Yo-Hands 6 ай бұрын
Literally every game is up for roasting
@user-fe8du3ig7n
@user-fe8du3ig7n 6 ай бұрын
It seens you're not familiar with Oversimplified
@themexis
@themexis 6 ай бұрын
I think "Hospital where all the doctors seem to be romantically involved" is on season 19 or some ridiculous number. My only plea is that HWATDSTBRI fans accept that the show is in fact a soap opera and not a procedural.
@williamfalls
@williamfalls 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget that the A plot has a rare disease that nobody can figure out until they're 4 seconds away from giving up, but then an obvious clue that any person should have checked prior to giving up comes up like apparently the patient smells like gasoline, so that's why their skin catches on fire so easily.
@Daviticus042
@Daviticus042 Ай бұрын
@@themexis It's been going downhill since Season 3.😉
@nintendosoft97
@nintendosoft97 6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised the commander didn't mention that when you die, you come back to life after 10 seconds. So the mission is all about quasi-immortal soldiers killing, dying, then reviving to see who can kill who faster. After a certain number of deaths or an objective is reached, everyone just sort of leaves either to trash talk or scream about how useless their teammates are before the cycle begins again.
@healsallwounds
@healsallwounds 6 ай бұрын
It’s like Hell!
@dododojo905
@dododojo905 6 ай бұрын
@@healsallwounds I'm pretty sure Valhala is like this, in between the drinking.
@Alexander_Stern1
@Alexander_Stern1 6 ай бұрын
My favorite hellscape is the one with all the shipping containers where you just die and respawn, die and respawn, die and respawn. Sometimes you can’t even get your bearings, you die and respawn so quickly! But then sometimes you manage to get inside a shipping container with only one opening and a convenient barrel to hide behind, so you can just kill SO many respawning enemies and make those 13 year old kids SO angry!
@tournesol99
@tournesol99 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Red vs Blue did that exact skit years and years ago.
@japezu5575
@japezu5575 6 ай бұрын
And in the end boobgobling69 was the MVP
@robertjordan7807
@robertjordan7807 6 ай бұрын
Let's call this the video game pitch meeting prototype. Please do video game pitch meetings or more of these!
@MChess288
@MChess288 6 ай бұрын
yoooo thats actually a sick idea like this guys comment 👆 and hopefully Ryan seees it 😁
@uspockdad6429
@uspockdad6429 6 ай бұрын
Love this idea. So many video games are built on silly premises, Ryan could have a field day with video game pitch meetings or videos like this one.
@obsidianjane4413
@obsidianjane4413 6 ай бұрын
Except, this describes every FPS video game for the past 30 years... Mission accomplished?
@goodlight4113
@goodlight4113 6 ай бұрын
Video Game pitch meeting, people don't realize 100%, this would be a game changer. 100% people don't' realize
@johnd5453
@johnd5453 6 ай бұрын
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS man. Absolutely brilliant idea. I would love that. Ryan give it a try please. Start a new series with video games. We would all love it
@driesstvn5397
@driesstvn5397 6 ай бұрын
It's really impressive that Ryan went into the military and worked his way through the ranks JUST so he could have this conversation, record it and put it on the interwebz. Thank you Ryan for the service to our country!
@TheHomelessDreamer
@TheHomelessDreamer 5 ай бұрын
And by "our country," you mean Canada, right?
@StarkRG
@StarkRG 4 ай бұрын
I think it's stolen valor, actually.
@BenoHourglass
@BenoHourglass 4 ай бұрын
@@TheHomelessDreamer Denmark, actually.
@user-lp9br8oo3y
@user-lp9br8oo3y 6 ай бұрын
This is basically a pitch meeting but with different clothing, Also he mentioned the sniper spot from MW2 “Highrise”. This is incredible
@TehFeature
@TehFeature 3 ай бұрын
Yeah and his hat and beard are 100% a hint at CPT. Price, only the cigar is missing 😂
@artturisairinen3255
@artturisairinen3255 6 ай бұрын
Wow it's been a while until Ryan's made a parody of a specific franchise. This feels like a blast from the past.
@joshuawood1436
@joshuawood1436 6 ай бұрын
So it's bene ahwile since he did a Marvel, or WB, or Disney, or any skit her does at all.... they're all about a franchise. smh
@Jerga27
@Jerga27 6 ай бұрын
​@@joshuawood1436 being wrong about what franchise means is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@badmotherfucker6328
@badmotherfucker6328 6 ай бұрын
​@@joshuawood1436i don't think he meant Pitch Meetings. But go ahead and be an asshole about it, i guess.
@_Gullible_
@_Gullible_ 6 ай бұрын
​@@Jerga27to be fair Marvel is a franchise. He's wrong about the rest though
@asafupps
@asafupps 6 ай бұрын
Since, not until
@wstine79
@wstine79 6 ай бұрын
I hate it when Developers reuse the same skin on each of their video game characters. It makes them all look the same, except if there's a mustache.
@RobotAndRobot
@RobotAndRobot 6 ай бұрын
Don’t you hate it when someone spawns in with a slightly larger generated mustache and immediately becomes the most dominating avatar in the room?
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 6 ай бұрын
It's Call of Duty: the Clone Wars.
@hexenwulfen
@hexenwulfen 6 ай бұрын
dammit that made me laugh!
@juggaleaux
@juggaleaux 6 ай бұрын
Oh you clever bastard
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 6 ай бұрын
THEY ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND NO NORMAL HUMAN COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE
@ekzavierpinkert3664
@ekzavierpinkert3664 6 ай бұрын
Thought he’d sneak in “it’s like a reward” without me laughing 😂
@Doomfruit
@Doomfruit 5 ай бұрын
Christoph Waltz in Django vibes
@trentsims
@trentsims 6 ай бұрын
Always thought the kill streak rewards were an odd choice by cod, since generally speaking the rich get richer is a good way to push out your more casual player base. That is why many games usually give perks to those falling behind, so they can keep the game from becoming horribly one sided.
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 6 ай бұрын
That's what I thought when COD4 came out, but it certainly worked for IW. They did have deathstreaks in some of the games though. I also remember getting the nuke in MW2 was an instant win for your team, no matter what the score was before that. MW3 it just killed the opposite team far as I remember. so 6 kills before the opposite team respawned.
@HalfbreedTrini
@HalfbreedTrini 6 ай бұрын
@@lmcgregorukhey can you answer a question for me? I always wondered whether getting a final kill before you got nuked could be it. Never got a nuke so I don’t k ow🤔
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 6 ай бұрын
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but on MW2 once someone activates the nuke, the score freezes (ie captures/kills don't score any more) and a 10-second countdown starts, before slow-mo. But if they have got the kills needed to get the nuke but HAVEN'T activated it yet, then I think you can get the final kill before they activate it. Although anyone who has it set as their final killstreak is likely to use it as soon as they get it.@@HalfbreedTrini
@ijiikieru
@ijiikieru 6 ай бұрын
...you're the reason why COD sucks nowadays.
@stdesy
@stdesy 6 ай бұрын
Yeah if only the game of life had perks that would keep if from being horribly one sided
@gibolanzarrote
@gibolanzarrote 6 ай бұрын
Automatically, this should be a good series. There's a ton of games that he can roast about, haha!
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 6 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see him take on World of Warcraft's basic quest templates. *Quest giver:* Listen, our little town is being overrun with these annoying critters, they're just everywhere, the pantry, the cellar, your underwear drawer, it's a nightmare. We want you to go out there and destroy their entire population. Just wipe those suckers out, I think six confirmed kills ought to do it. *Hero:* Wait, did you say six? *Quest giver:* Yeah, six dead critters will be enough to completely destroy their breeding population, I decided. *Hero:* I passed like thirty of those suckers just on my way in here! *Quest giver:* Trust me, you take out six of those bad boys, we are golden. *Hero:* I feel like this target is just arbitrarily low. *Quest giver:* Okay, I'll level with you. We don't want you killing *all* of them right off the bat, alright? Leave some for the next player that comes along, we gotta make sure everyone gets to contribute. *Hero:* The next what, now? *Quest giver:* Also, we need proof of the deed, so bring me back something to show you definitely killed six of those guys, like, I dunno, a spleen. *Hero:* Couldn't I just bring back something less gross, like a tail or an ear or something? *Quest giver:* That's stupid. Go get me six spleens! Oh but keep in mind you might need to kill more than six critters to collect six spleens, not every one of those guys has one of those. *Hero:* .....Fine.
@I_Eated_The_Soap
@I_Eated_The_Soap 6 ай бұрын
I can see a GTA one. "This guy's a Psychopath, We've sent thousands of cops after this guy and he's killed all of them, We're gonna kill him, we- oh nevermind he spray painted his car, sorry everyone go home"
@MailMainbutnot
@MailMainbutnot 6 ай бұрын
​Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1fno
@mariobros2628
@mariobros2628 6 ай бұрын
@@daethalion1725I have read this in George's voice.
@richardberglund4765
@richardberglund4765 6 ай бұрын
think of GTA 5
@amirpatel1934
@amirpatel1934 6 ай бұрын
I still remember getting up to the rooftop once and getting probably my largest killstreak, that was a good day 😂
@batbsbs9cjw
@batbsbs9cjw 6 ай бұрын
Until Boobgoblin69 did a backflip, shot the gas tank behind you and banged your mom.
@brucewillis542
@brucewillis542 6 ай бұрын
Then I banged ur mum
@jimmyju76
@jimmyju76 6 ай бұрын
haha i was average at best, only played for fun, but completely surprised myself when i got a 15+ kill killstreak 😅😅
@amirpatel1934
@amirpatel1934 6 ай бұрын
@@jimmyju76 same here hahaha
@Paarthurnaxdova
@Paarthurnaxdova 6 ай бұрын
A camper eh? I can respect that
@Mutantgamer
@Mutantgamer 5 ай бұрын
I’ve been wanting him to make pitch meetings for games since forever. Huge wealth of potential for videos.
@elmoisex
@elmoisex 6 ай бұрын
I was going for the obligatory "I would totally watch a full season of Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved", but then I realised that this title accurately describes every single hospital show I've ever watched
@unforcedterror3136
@unforcedterror3136 6 ай бұрын
Admittedly I have never played Call of Duty, but I would watch all 13 seasons of Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved in a heartbeat
@crazypeopleonsunday7864
@crazypeopleonsunday7864 6 ай бұрын
So they're all, like, cardiologists?
@myscreen2urs
@myscreen2urs 6 ай бұрын
Nurse:"Hey doctor, your left your catheter at my place " Patient and doctor:"ooh"🙃
@RyanLeeW
@RyanLeeW 6 ай бұрын
​@@crazypeopleonsunday7864grossly underrated comment 😂
@crazypeopleonsunday7864
@crazypeopleonsunday7864 6 ай бұрын
@@RyanLeeW Thank you. :)
@-Subtle-
@-Subtle- 6 ай бұрын
And none of them know how to put in a nasal cannula, but every malady can be fixed by using the paddles... CLEAR!
@captainpalegg2860
@captainpalegg2860 6 ай бұрын
never played cod myself, but this is pretty much in line with my expectations.
@danielc2701
@danielc2701 6 ай бұрын
Don't play with your food. 🤣
@supdude6997
@supdude6997 6 ай бұрын
@@danielc2701 😂
@mikes5637
@mikes5637 6 ай бұрын
It's pretty accurate tbh.
@CoreyF-hf3dn
@CoreyF-hf3dn 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, it always infuriates me seeing computer players play nothing but COD. Listen, you're going to waste RAM like that you might as well let.me.have your computer because the only reason I play COD is because I haven't been able to re build my PC for 2 years. In my day in 2003, we played Halo 1 pc and UT2003 and UT2004. THOSE were awesome.games. Truly shows how gaming has just become a marketing scheme when the lowest common denominator is the best selling series today.
@DarkSorrow29
@DarkSorrow29 6 ай бұрын
@@CoreyF-hf3dn What? What about CoD 2? I honestly loved CoD 2 and it's multiplayer... (Also, the last CoD I played lol)
@tombocai
@tombocai 6 ай бұрын
I got really invested in that doctor series really fast, I need more episodes of that
@NiliMoto
@NiliMoto 6 ай бұрын
Just your description of how to get to the roof on highrise gave me nostalgia goosebumps. Anyone else who was picturing it vividly while he talked?
@conquer535
@conquer535 5 ай бұрын
Good times ^^
@nickniehaus1763
@nickniehaus1763 5 ай бұрын
It’s also literally in the current game, MW3 2023 is all MW2 OG maps so highrise is commonly played rn.
@solvingdragon52
@solvingdragon52 6 ай бұрын
“But doctor, you left your patient at my house last night!” “Oooh!”
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 6 ай бұрын
Commander: "Wait wait wait... There's more... There are zombies"
@joeblow229
@joeblow229 6 ай бұрын
"You will definitely die, but, you get to try to stay alive for as long as you can as things get progressively harder."
@comics_space
@comics_space 3 ай бұрын
Both Ryan George and Ryan Reynolds Making Us Watch Ads On Purpose
@vebom7049
@vebom7049 6 ай бұрын
I like how the hat guy gets more excited and happier throughout the video
@acethehuskystar
@acethehuskystar 6 ай бұрын
2:15 I've got 17 years in the Canadian forces and I hated that jumping shooting... it's hard enough to shoot in the standing or kneeling position.. let alone jump shooting lol. Great video
@NONO-hz4vo
@NONO-hz4vo 6 ай бұрын
I too was in the military and we never did train for jumping in circles with your enemy less than 10ft away. Maybe it does work.
@EmeralBookwise
@EmeralBookwise 6 ай бұрын
Yeah... it's one thing to have that kind of gameplay in fantastical sci-fi settings, but COD pretends to be set in our real world.
@acethehuskystar
@acethehuskystar 6 ай бұрын
@EmeralBookwise right.. I used to love the game, it did feel somewhat legit.. Until bunny hopping became a thing
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 6 ай бұрын
Pfffft, fake news. In a real close combat situation, real soldiers use slow motion flying roundhouse kicks to quickly dispatch enemies, often three or four at a time. Jump-shooting is for rookies barely out of boot camp, ffs. Smh.
@-Subtle-
@-Subtle- 6 ай бұрын
How about tea bagging? How long did you train to do that?
@mattsully2238
@mattsully2238 6 ай бұрын
I've worked at a hospital my entire career and no one has ever jumped me in the supply closet. Dangit I feel jipped
@EdgarLeon-tq3uj
@EdgarLeon-tq3uj 6 ай бұрын
Your name isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 6 ай бұрын
Leave deets, I'll make it happen. ..... In a romantic way, not a creepy way lol
@smithintern-tainment7868
@smithintern-tainment7868 6 ай бұрын
I love how he basically just gave us another sketch during the ad at the end. Well played
@lanigirognithemos
@lanigirognithemos 6 ай бұрын
This is literally the only guy that I would listen to his ads all day and not get bored 🤣🤣🤣
@Tmb1112
@Tmb1112 6 ай бұрын
The second you started talking about running to the corner of Highrise and jumping off I was dying. I loved doing that. How many times did I need to die making my way up there with a tactical insertion and then camp the rest of the game XD
@mihirgupta6958
@mihirgupta6958 6 ай бұрын
hey, he was talking abt the highrise map right?
@UmbraFulgur
@UmbraFulgur 6 ай бұрын
​@@mihirgupta6958, yeah. I'm only playing CoDm. That map exists in the PC version of the game? Anyway, it's stupid to make that move. You have another 6 spots easier to reach in that map.
@armadillolover99
@armadillolover99 6 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@UmbraFulgur It was originally in MW2 (the 2009 one), they brought it back for COD Mobile and then MWIII (the 2023 one).
@godzblade
@godzblade 6 ай бұрын
I love the "wearing a mustache over your mustache so it's a slightly different mustache than the other mustache" thing :)
@leonthelion6529
@leonthelion6529 6 ай бұрын
I was wondering if he shaved to attach that fake mustache..
@Luis-Hernandez.2022
@Luis-Hernandez.2022 6 ай бұрын
That's becaused he's the boss. "I have a more commanding mustache".
@thomasgarza9304
@thomasgarza9304 6 ай бұрын
That is a totally different person, I think. The other guy has a super punchable face.
@leahl5007
@leahl5007 6 ай бұрын
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
@nickynegron3515
@nickynegron3515 6 ай бұрын
I remember the one time I played CoD with my nephew and he just kept wiping the map off of earth with MOABs every game. He scares me sometimes
@Nypriot
@Nypriot 6 ай бұрын
You unlocked so many of my mw2 memories with that highrise explanation 😭😭 "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." -Andy Bernard
@markus3533
@markus3533 6 ай бұрын
glad people recognized
@madhououinkyoma
@madhououinkyoma 6 ай бұрын
I don't recognize that exact location, thought it was just an example
@Cbr0749
@Cbr0749 6 ай бұрын
Everytime you have a really good time, that's going to be "the good old times" 😊
@DustinBarlow8P
@DustinBarlow8P 2 ай бұрын
"You must experience misery in order to see times of happiness as the Good Ol Days"
@linkpaivichit7651
@linkpaivichit7651 6 ай бұрын
So happy you’re making a video that calls this game out. My man!
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 6 ай бұрын
I hope he does GTA next
@drewkroeker
@drewkroeker 6 ай бұрын
1:30 he's describing "Highrise," and I have never - NEVER - been able to make that leap to the broken platform :(
@JashtheBrash
@JashtheBrash 6 ай бұрын
Only Ryan George can make my favorite part of the video during the ad. ooOOOOoooo! (ooOOOoooo!)
@JustACactus616
@JustACactus616 6 ай бұрын
You have first person sketches? My pitch for you is last person sketches. Such as the last person to do a sacrifice, where it goes horribly wrong and that’s why nobody really does it anymore
@Windperfire
@Windperfire 6 ай бұрын
Yo up this shit
@Roderykz
@Roderykz 6 ай бұрын
This is a great idea!
@lloydmckay3241
@lloydmckay3241 6 ай бұрын
The first person to try to commit suicide.
@sindri1447
@sindri1447 6 ай бұрын
@@lloydmckay3241 nah suicide has really been catching on. It's more popular than ever even.
@JBKiser
@JBKiser 6 ай бұрын
There is like 5 different times I thought the sketch was going to end because Ryan does this specific way he ends a sketch all the time, but he kept on going and it was throwing me off.
@chernxbyl9140
@chernxbyl9140 6 ай бұрын
It’s funny because the fire explosion transition into ad space made it seem like he got the 20 kills and the other guy dropped the nuke
@SourRobo8364
@SourRobo8364 4 ай бұрын
We need Ryan George as an announcer option in COD.
@damonappel
@damonappel 6 ай бұрын
"...How high do you think I jump?" 😅
@dgirl786
@dgirl786 6 ай бұрын
Oh, to think that poor Ryan actually put himself through the pain of playing the game for this sketch. My condolences. 😮
@logandh2
@logandh2 6 ай бұрын
Eh it can be fun sometimes, just depends on whether or not your lobby is full of cunts. It usually is but sometimes it’s people who actually like the games and want to play them properly.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 6 ай бұрын
He could have just as easily looked up the information. Which s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@Raygeing
@Raygeing 6 ай бұрын
Are you going to make me feel incredibly old and tell me you don't know the OG High Rise map? Because that COD was good.
@armedpoop
@armedpoop 6 ай бұрын
@@Raygeing What if I told you that the current newest cod (MW3, ironically) has Highrise in it...and literally every other non dlc map from OG MW2?
@armedpoop
@armedpoop 6 ай бұрын
Considering the "3 kills for a UAV" and "25 for a nuke" I don't think he has played any of the newer ones. It is currently 4 kills for a UAV and 30 for a Nuke (aka MGB)
@redbatlizer7423
@redbatlizer7423 6 ай бұрын
Did ryan just describe high rises almost illegal not so secret sniper spot? 😂
@iinferno2010
@iinferno2010 4 ай бұрын
" I'll do it I got the codes baby!" Is the phrase of the year lol
@NS-cs3wp
@NS-cs3wp 6 ай бұрын
Love the creativity you bring to your ad reads. I’ll actually listen to your ad reads, for whatever that is worth. :)
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 6 ай бұрын
Same!
@iLL_WiLL_
@iLL_WiLL_ 6 ай бұрын
When worlds collide. I love seeing these videos for movies and general life like you do on these channels, so seeing you dip a toe into the video games puts the biggest smile on my face. More of these. PLEASE.
@Guitar1nHand
@Guitar1nHand 6 ай бұрын
"I got the codes baby!" 😂 This video was so nostalgic haha
@CristataArt
@CristataArt 4 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a sequel talking about COD Zombies, I remember watching my older brother play it when I was a kid and it was wild to me lol.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 6 ай бұрын
I love how the format of these skits is "one guy lives in reality, the other guy lives in insanity."
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 ай бұрын
Damn it Ryan I almost choked to death on the "left your scalpel at my house" bit.
@batbsbs9cjw
@batbsbs9cjw 6 ай бұрын
Hope you don't need a tracheotomy, all the scalpels and gurneys are at that doctor's house.
@halfdbsr3454
@halfdbsr3454 6 ай бұрын
I’d totally watch some Hospital Where All the Doctors Seem to be Romantically Involved 😂
@AllWalkerB
@AllWalkerB 6 ай бұрын
"You're on the transplant list, so this motorcycle rider... gave you his heart." "OoooOOooOOOooh!"
@Dawid.Wu_
@Dawid.Wu_ 6 ай бұрын
2:42 that was unexpected and surprisingly accurate
@liser
@liser 6 ай бұрын
I haven't played COD since highschool (a good while ago) and this sounds exactly like how I remember it, so either this sketch is a bit outdated or COD really hasn't changed at all in 15+ years......not sure which seems more accurate.
@armedpoop
@armedpoop 6 ай бұрын
4 kills for a UAV, 30 for a nuke now (or MGB but it still ends the game) but Highrise is actually in the latest release (with all the launch MW2 maps as well)
@Boeing-777-X
@Boeing-777-X 6 ай бұрын
First COD to have the 3 kills UAV / 5 kills Predator Missile / 25 kills Nuke was Modern Warfare 2 from November 2009. So you are Either lying about how long ago you used to play or you're terrible at math.
@handlesareworseusernames
@handlesareworseusernames 6 ай бұрын
@@Boeing-777-X I mean, November 2009 was over 14 years ago. I think that qualifies as "a good while"
@HashimotoDatsu
@HashimotoDatsu 6 ай бұрын
​@Boeing-777-X it's also easy for MW and MW2 to blend togther as time passes. I haven't played since MW2 and I probably would have guessed 15 years ago, since I last played in highschool and I'm almost 33 now.
@apollolux
@apollolux 6 ай бұрын
Yes.
@KiraSunrise
@KiraSunrise 6 ай бұрын
“I’ll do it, I got the codes baby!” 😂
@ofenkartoffeI
@ofenkartoffeI 5 ай бұрын
Ryan is the perfect youtuber, funny, not offensive, sponsorship at the end of the video. What isnt there to love?
@LoneRunner312
@LoneRunner312 6 ай бұрын
A Ryan George video on Cod....a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.🔥🔥
@themodernfrontiersmen
@themodernfrontiersmen 6 ай бұрын
This is so specific to MW2 I feel like it's straight out of 2009 I love it
@PDilling
@PDilling 13 күн бұрын
"I apologize, sir. It's just... you know, what the fuck are you talking about!?" XD
@kazusa2428
@kazusa2428 6 ай бұрын
"So you have a game for me?" "Yes sir, I do"
@CheckTMOW
@CheckTMOW 6 ай бұрын
I always watch the sponsored section at the end to get some extra content from Ryan (and you should too)
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 6 ай бұрын
Camping next to a giant explosive gas tank was already wishy-washy even before that Call of Duty soldier used his supernatural jumping ability to reach that dangling window washing platform where the aforementioned giant explosive gas tank was situated.
@pashby69
@pashby69 6 ай бұрын
The jumping and shooting bit made me laugh a bit to loud on the train here, getting some funny looks! Great video!
@ramsoomair
@ramsoomair 6 ай бұрын
2:24 and onward was great
@isaiahwarner9222
@isaiahwarner9222 6 ай бұрын
Make The first guy to go to war. Like when you think about it war is really just a "I want you to do this" " but I don't wanna!" But on a much larger scale. Idea: "Hey hello person" "Hey hello" "You see my community over there" "Yeah I see it" "Well they sent me over to tell you to turn down your music" " Oh, that's a reasonable request" "Yeah...." "Yeah..." "So you gonna do it" "Oh God no" "But you just said it's reasonable?" "Well just because it's reasonable doesn't mean I want to do it" "Well our people can't sleep at night, and it's causing some major problems" "Oh, well that changes everything" "Really?" "No" "... Well I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but we're going to war" "...what..." "Yeah it's this new thing I decided where we go and kill each other till we get bored" "What! But I like living" "Yeah so do I" "Soo... Why would we do it" "We because you won't turn off your music, so.... There's no other option, we've got to go kill each other" "But I'm sure we could come up with another solution" "Nope" "Oh okay" "Yeah..... Anyway good luck" *Shakes hand* "Yeah..... Good luck I guess... What are we doing?" Explains war. "Well it seems like we have a really simple solution where my community just turns off the music" "Yeah" "But I really don't wanna do that, so I'll see you on the battlefield"
@ominousintrusivethoughts3947
@ominousintrusivethoughts3947 6 ай бұрын
(1:13) love the django reference
@mrt6261
@mrt6261 2 ай бұрын
He forgot to mention how many kills are needed to encrust a weapon in diamonds
@Vengeful1oh1
@Vengeful1oh1 6 ай бұрын
I’m honestly surprised how long it took you to do a video like this about CoD and I love that you finally covered it 😂
@PNPRetro
@PNPRetro 6 ай бұрын
Clearly you should do "The first person to make a your mom joke"
@Jacky-zt5ch
@Jacky-zt5ch 6 ай бұрын
I did not expect ryan george would do call of duty lol
@Kineticboy2K1
@Kineticboy2K1 6 ай бұрын
Ryan George, the only guy whose ad breaks are often the best part of the video.
@NiceToMeetYouVR
@NiceToMeetYouVR 6 ай бұрын
I knew the nuke punchline was coming, but god that delivery still had me dying LOL
@B.Cypher
@B.Cypher 6 ай бұрын
I can’t believe award nominee actor Ryan George stared in award winning show of the year “Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved” and that CGI on Ryan George Jr is amazing!
@jar4900
@jar4900 6 ай бұрын
Commander: It's either that, or you work for this weird company in space, collecting scrap to sell, but who would want that? Soldier: that seems preferable C: But I never even mentioned the horrors beyond comprehension that lurks within, that want to kill you at every chance they get S: You don't need to sell it to me! I'm already going there as we speak C: But you'll die! S: Suggesting I wouldn't already be dead because of you *Lethal Company proceeds to outsell Modern Warfare III*
@erict3728
@erict3728 6 ай бұрын
Please make more of these. This was very entertaining
@workinghoustonian
@workinghoustonian 5 ай бұрын
The way he gets so animated and excited when he says predator missile like he just came up with the greatest idea ever 😂😂😂
@Haxx29
@Haxx29 6 ай бұрын
Never thought I would see a gaming video from u but here we are. It's hilarious
@Dreadful_Bear_
@Dreadful_Bear_ 6 ай бұрын
One of my favorite things about your videos are the advertisements at the end, your so funny that even the ad reads are worth watching.
@Sam_00980
@Sam_00980 6 ай бұрын
3:20 He roasted Grey's anatomy perfectly 😂😂
@blazetigerfang7797
@blazetigerfang7797 6 ай бұрын
I will unironically watch an entire series of Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved
@fr0sty_1nf3rn0
@fr0sty_1nf3rn0 6 ай бұрын
YES, please make this a new series! So many video games make no sense 😆
@bigeddy8377
@bigeddy8377 6 ай бұрын
I’m not a gamer and this was hilarious! No problem! Ryan will consistently make any topic funny and relatable ❤
@bv657
@bv657 5 ай бұрын
🤖
@heavenlyderpfowl1180
@heavenlyderpfowl1180 6 ай бұрын
I love how he has a fake moustache over his real one
@ififswerechocolate
@ififswerechocolate 6 ай бұрын
Ryan's green screens and editing is getting better and better!! We really appreciate you!
@patpowers9210
@patpowers9210 6 ай бұрын
I've never played Call of Duty but I've played other video games, and Ryan nails the absurdity of the whole FPS game thing wonderfully.
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 6 ай бұрын
This is particularly funny when you know about the Battle of Khasham where we basically called in… [checks notes] every kill streak short of the big 25
@matta728
@matta728 6 ай бұрын
3:27 euuUUuuu! (euuUUuuu's in agreement)
@greenpotato8744
@greenpotato8744 3 ай бұрын
euuUUuuu!
@AnotherBrightIdea
@AnotherBrightIdea 6 ай бұрын
Your stuff is always good, this is awesome. Nailed it!
@johnd5453
@johnd5453 6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much man. No other KZbinr makes me excited when I see a new video out like you do. It literally just makes my day cuz I know it’s gonna make me laugh before I even see it. And always in your signature style that is just brilliant. I know I’m kinda sounding like a fanboy here but I’m not I just straight up love your videos and your style. And just want you to know that what your doing is awesome. Keep up the great work. You are a comedic genius in my opinion. Even your ads are hilarious with the adstronaut. That is a genius way to do that btw. Anyway appreciate ya man. I dragged it out longer than I probably needed but whatever. Haha. Ok im done. 😂 Always good vibes with you. 😊
@goldietheking4812
@goldietheking4812 6 ай бұрын
Would love to see more of these for more videogames or even videogame pitch meetings
@zubetp
@zubetp 4 ай бұрын
tbh this was my favorite ad break you've done lol
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