Call of Duty Makes No Sense

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[@LeftyVR]

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[@-XTC-gaming]

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[@pennclick]

Never stopped to consider that the reward of dropping a nuke is an awful reward

[@obsidianjane4413]

Just dial up you sociopathy and it will be fine.

[@FraZzJ]

"Oh you're winning? Let's just destroy everything then."

[@samuelburton302]

You could say it's well deserved

[@orangeapples]

@@FraZzJwhat are you talking about? The non-destructible buildings will be fine. Fallout? No. We’re talking about Call of Duty.

[@emordnilap4747]

Lmao thinking of how this comment would look out of context.

[@grfrjiglstan]

"Also, we're trying this new thing where you start out with only a pistol-" "Already not a fan." "-and when you kill someone, you get a slightly better gun!" "You mean, I take the enemy's gun?" "No, they just have a pistol too. We're gonna drop progressively better guns out of the sky for you as you kill more people." "Why would you not just give me the best gun?" "Now where's the fun in that?" "This is a war, sir, it's not supposed to be fun!" "Well, maybe it will be now."

[@kurojima]

dont forget the enemies are constantly spouting slurs at you like 13year olds, which they are!

[@BrunoEwok]

Nice. Tell you what: if your DELIVERY is also as funny as Ryan George's, I might even stick around and watch you talk about NordVPN too!

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[@EmeralBookwise]

"Sir, this is starting to sound less like a combat engagement and more like some kind of twisted dystopian game show." "And that's what makes it fun."

[@kingjamos2422]

"And couldn't the enemy just grab the guns you drop from the sky?" "Yes."

[@BoobGobblin]

Thanks for the shout-out!

[@zulufever8649]

HI DAD !

[@DoctorJammer]

Wow you've had your account for 13 years!. That's longer than I've been alive

[@Derek_Keenan]

how the-

[@hopelessclown]

I sure love gobblin' boobs.

[@Can_non69]

Did u really bang his mom?

[@jonathanaarhus224]

He left out the part of the plan where the soldier quickly turns around 180 degrees and snipes an enemy half a mile away without even looking through the rifle scope.

[@CigarDoug]

Was that before, or after, the soldier did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day?

[@mix7893]

That part comes in between the jumping and the catching the dangling window washer in mid air. It's pretty textbook, ya know basic training and all that...

[@Perpete42]

That's not even a 360 no scope kill ? Worthless.

[@atpoe2273]

It's super easy and barely and inconvenience

[@atpoe2273]

It's super easy and barely and inconvenience

[@Hunteriffic86]

I appreciate how the soldier never questions what "in a row" means in context

[@SvaroAsano]

I didn’t even think about that lolz

[@attiasprouse682]

I’ve never played the game. What does it mean in world?

[@agenttechnaid5438]

​@@attiasprouse682it means without dying and respawning

[@attiasprouse682]

@@agenttechnaid5438 Okay. That sounds appropriate.

[@raphaelcalado4335]

Absolutely true facts here. In my life I’ve killed dozens of people in a row without the need to respawn a single time, and I know that this is true for all the soldiers who happened to survive after missions, so in a way to unlock the nuke attack irl is very easy, barely an inconvenience in real life, at least for people controlling drones, they don’t need to put their asses on the line to amass greater kill counts.

[@shreyas1967]

you should do the first guy to get sick

[@Saintfromrainworld]

Yeah

[@breakpain999]

Boost plssss

[@TripleA-tz5yh]

Yess

[@joshlegacy1101]

I'd watch it.

[@itsaidicoulddofiftyletterswhy]

@@joshlegacy1101same

[@gailien]

"How are you running this mission!?" "Pretty well actually!" "N-that's not what I mean...." Gold, pure comedy gold

[@jennifere.pergola598]

The end bit about dropping a nuke ("I got the codes, baby!") and the ongoing drama of the hospital staffed by careless doctors were the best 😆.

[@wyattangle]

Appears there was needless death in both segments...

[@PopCross]

Really hope this guy doesn't leave the mission. I hear on his last one he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day! Absolute legend!

[@kingjamos2422]

I know, I was there. It was pretty cool, but now I can't feel anything below my neck.

[@AK_804]

lol

[@meggaman7]

*Did a 360, no-scoped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

[@Bobthebean70]

Yeah my neck feels bad after that

[@AK_804]

bro didnt get the joke@@meggaman7

[@nintendosoft97]

I'm surprised the commander didn't mention that when you die, you come back to life after 10 seconds. So the mission is all about quasi-immortal soldiers killing, dying, then reviving to see who can kill who faster. After a certain number of deaths or an objective is reached, everyone just sort of leaves either to trash talk or scream about how useless their teammates are before the cycle begins again.

[@healsallwounds]

It’s like Hell!

[@dododojo905]

@@healsallwounds I'm pretty sure Valhala is like this, in between the drinking.

[@Alexander_Stern1]

My favorite hellscape is the one with all the shipping containers where you just die and respawn, die and respawn, die and respawn. Sometimes you can’t even get your bearings, you die and respawn so quickly! But then sometimes you manage to get inside a shipping container with only one opening and a convenient barrel to hide behind, so you can just kill SO many respawning enemies and make those 13 year old kids SO angry!

[@tournesol99]

Pretty sure Red vs Blue did that exact skit years and years ago.

[@japezu5575]

And in the end boobgobling69 was the MVP

[@matthewhines7895]

What I was expecting; "How are you running this mission?" "Moustache"

[@Darkside007]

That works

[@jofish5678]

I would watch the hell out of “hospital where all the doctors are romantically inclined “ Ryan George is the only person that can make a Nord VPN add remotely watchable. Honestly, even on par with the sketch. The “you left your toothbrush at my house” escalating bit absolutely slayed me!

[@MC-Clap-Yo-Hands]

Literally every game is up for roasting

[@user-fe8du3ig7n]

It seens you're not familiar with Oversimplified

[@themexis]

I think "Hospital where all the doctors seem to be romantically involved" is on season 19 or some ridiculous number. My only plea is that HWATDSTBRI fans accept that the show is in fact a soap opera and not a procedural.

[@williamfalls]

Don't forget that the A plot has a rare disease that nobody can figure out until they're 4 seconds away from giving up, but then an obvious clue that any person should have checked prior to giving up comes up like apparently the patient smells like gasoline, so that's why their skin catches on fire so easily.

[@Daviticus042]

@@themexis It's been going downhill since Season 3.😉

[@wstine79]

I hate it when Developers reuse the same skin on each of their video game characters. It makes them all look the same, except if there's a mustache.

[@RobotAndRobot]

Don’t you hate it when someone spawns in with a slightly larger generated mustache and immediately becomes the most dominating avatar in the room?

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's Call of Duty: the Clone Wars.

[@hexenwulfen]

dammit that made me laugh!

[@juggaleaux]

Oh you clever bastard

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

THEY ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND NO NORMAL HUMAN COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE

[@puggothecat]

Never thought id see a Cod sketch from Ryan, but im all for it

[@bookermediaentertainment]

Right?! Same here 🎉

[@NaincySingh-ut2ov]

I Want to see him do other franchises as well.

[@mikefarrington7141]

Maybe it's time for Pitch Meetings on video games. Product Manager guy and programmer guy.

[@noahlisious7890]

The closest is he's gotten is by saying, "That new shooter game" If you know the video you know

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

@@NaincySingh-ut2ov now we need one for battlefield

[@driesstvn5397]

It's really impressive that Ryan went into the military and worked his way through the ranks JUST so he could have this conversation, record it and put it on the interwebz. Thank you Ryan for the service to our country!

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

And by "our country," you mean Canada, right?

[@StarkRG]

I think it's stolen valor, actually.

[@BenoHourglass]

@@TheHomelessDreamer Denmark, actually.

[@elmoisex]

I was going for the obligatory "I would totally watch a full season of Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved", but then I realised that this title accurately describes every single hospital show I've ever watched

[@robertjordan7807]

Let's call this the video game pitch meeting prototype. Please do video game pitch meetings or more of these!

[@MChess288]

yoooo thats actually a sick idea like this guys comment 👆 and hopefully Ryan seees it 😁

[@uspockdad6429]

Love this idea. So many video games are built on silly premises, Ryan could have a field day with video game pitch meetings or videos like this one.

[@obsidianjane4413]

Except, this describes every FPS video game for the past 30 years... Mission accomplished?

[@goodlight4113]

Video Game pitch meeting, people don't realize 100%, this would be a game changer. 100% people don't' realize

[@johnd5453]

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS man. Absolutely brilliant idea. I would love that. Ryan give it a try please. Start a new series with video games. We would all love it

[@artturisairinen3255]

Wow it's been a while until Ryan's made a parody of a specific franchise. This feels like a blast from the past.

[@joshuawood1436]

So it's bene ahwile since he did a Marvel, or WB, or Disney, or any skit her does at all.... they're all about a franchise. smh

[@Jerga27]

​@@joshuawood1436 being wrong about what franchise means is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@badmotherfucker6328]

​@@joshuawood1436i don't think he meant Pitch Meetings. But go ahead and be an asshole about it, i guess.

[@_Gullible_]

​@@Jerga27to be fair Marvel is a franchise. He's wrong about the rest though

[@asafupps]

Since, not until

[@user-lp9br8oo3y]

This is basically a pitch meeting but with different clothing, Also he mentioned the sniper spot from MW2 “Highrise”. This is incredible

[@TehFeature]

Yeah and his hat and beard are 100% a hint at CPT. Price, only the cigar is missing 😂

[@Mutantgamer]

I’ve been wanting him to make pitch meetings for games since forever. Huge wealth of potential for videos.

[@gibolanzarrote]

Automatically, this should be a good series. There's a ton of games that he can roast about, haha!

[@daethalion1725]

Can't wait to see him take on World of Warcraft's basic quest templates. *Quest giver:* Listen, our little town is being overrun with these annoying critters, they're just everywhere, the pantry, the cellar, your underwear drawer, it's a nightmare. We want you to go out there and destroy their entire population. Just wipe those suckers out, I think six confirmed kills ought to do it. *Hero:* Wait, did you say six? *Quest giver:* Yeah, six dead critters will be enough to completely destroy their breeding population, I decided. *Hero:* I passed like thirty of those suckers just on my way in here! *Quest giver:* Trust me, you take out six of those bad boys, we are golden. *Hero:* I feel like this target is just arbitrarily low. *Quest giver:* Okay, I'll level with you. We don't want you killing *all* of them right off the bat, alright? Leave some for the next player that comes along, we gotta make sure everyone gets to contribute. *Hero:* The next what, now? *Quest giver:* Also, we need proof of the deed, so bring me back something to show you definitely killed six of those guys, like, I dunno, a spleen. *Hero:* Couldn't I just bring back something less gross, like a tail or an ear or something? *Quest giver:* That's stupid. Go get me six spleens! Oh but keep in mind you might need to kill more than six critters to collect six spleens, not every one of those guys has one of those. *Hero:* .....Fine.

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

I can see a GTA one. "This guy's a Psychopath, We've sent thousands of cops after this guy and he's killed all of them, We're gonna kill him, we- oh nevermind he spray painted his car, sorry everyone go home"

[@MailMainbutnot]

​Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1fno

[@mariobros2628]

@@daethalion1725I have read this in George's voice.

[@richardberglund4765]

think of GTA 5

[@amirpatel1934]

I still remember getting up to the rooftop once and getting probably my largest killstreak, that was a good day 😂

[@batbsbs9cjw]

Until Boobgoblin69 did a backflip, shot the gas tank behind you and banged your mom.

[@brucewillis542]

Then I banged ur mum

[@jimmyju76]

haha i was average at best, only played for fun, but completely surprised myself when i got a 15+ kill killstreak 😅😅

[@amirpatel1934]

@@jimmyju76 same here hahaha

[@Paarthurnaxdova]

A camper eh? I can respect that

[@tombocai]

I got really invested in that doctor series really fast, I need more episodes of that

[@trentsims]

Always thought the kill streak rewards were an odd choice by cod, since generally speaking the rich get richer is a good way to push out your more casual player base. That is why many games usually give perks to those falling behind, so they can keep the game from becoming horribly one sided.

[@lmcgregoruk]

That's what I thought when COD4 came out, but it certainly worked for IW. They did have deathstreaks in some of the games though. I also remember getting the nuke in MW2 was an instant win for your team, no matter what the score was before that. MW3 it just killed the opposite team far as I remember. so 6 kills before the opposite team respawned.

[@HalfbreedTrini]

@@lmcgregorukhey can you answer a question for me? I always wondered whether getting a final kill before you got nuked could be it. Never got a nuke so I don’t k ow🤔

[@lmcgregoruk]

I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but on MW2 once someone activates the nuke, the score freezes (ie captures/kills don't score any more) and a 10-second countdown starts, before slow-mo. But if they have got the kills needed to get the nuke but HAVEN'T activated it yet, then I think you can get the final kill before they activate it. Although anyone who has it set as their final killstreak is likely to use it as soon as they get it.@@HalfbreedTrini

[@ijiikieru]

...you're the reason why COD sucks nowadays.

[@stdesy]

Yeah if only the game of life had perks that would keep if from being horribly one sided

[@solvingdragon52]

“But doctor, you left your patient at my house last night!” “Oooh!”

[@unforcedterror3136]

Admittedly I have never played Call of Duty, but I would watch all 13 seasons of Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved in a heartbeat

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

So they're all, like, cardiologists?

[@myscreen2urs]

Nurse:"Hey doctor, your left your catheter at my place " Patient and doctor:"ooh"🙃

[@RyanLeeW]

​@@crazypeopleonsunday7864grossly underrated comment 😂

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

@@RyanLeeW Thank you. :)

[@-Subtle-]

And none of them know how to put in a nasal cannula, but every malady can be fixed by using the paddles... CLEAR!

[@ekzavierpinkert3664]

Thought he’d sneak in “it’s like a reward” without me laughing 😂

[@Doomfruit]

Christoph Waltz in Django vibes

[@NiliMoto]

Just your description of how to get to the roof on highrise gave me nostalgia goosebumps. Anyone else who was picturing it vividly while he talked?

[@conquer535]

Good times ^^

[@nickniehaus1763]

It’s also literally in the current game, MW3 2023 is all MW2 OG maps so highrise is commonly played rn.

[@jotheunissen9274]

Commander: "Wait wait wait... There's more... There are zombies"

[@joeblow229]

"You will definitely die, but, you get to try to stay alive for as long as you can as things get progressively harder."

[@sheldesroches745]

@@joeblow229 So, like, life?

[@joeblow229]

@@sheldesroches745 I randomly happened to rewatch this video and see the comments. I guess, yeah, pretty much like life lol.. Live as long as you can while shouting obscenities and not really knowing where to go while trying not to die.

[@captainpalegg2860]

never played cod myself, but this is pretty much in line with my expectations.

[@danielc2701]

Don't play with your food. 🤣

[@supdude6997]

@@danielc2701 😂

[@mikes5637]

It's pretty accurate tbh.

[@CoreyF-hf3dn]

Yeah, it always infuriates me seeing computer players play nothing but COD. Listen, you're going to waste RAM like that you might as well let.me.have your computer because the only reason I play COD is because I haven't been able to re build my PC for 2 years. In my day in 2003, we played Halo 1 pc and UT2003 and UT2004. THOSE were awesome.games. Truly shows how gaming has just become a marketing scheme when the lowest common denominator is the best selling series today.

[@DarkSorrow29]

@@CoreyF-hf3dn What? What about CoD 2? I honestly loved CoD 2 and it's multiplayer... (Also, the last CoD I played lol)

[@comics_space]

Both Ryan George and Ryan Reynolds Making Us Watch Ads On Purpose

[@ofenkartoffeI]

Ryan is the perfect youtuber, funny, not offensive, sponsorship at the end of the video. What isnt there to love?

[@acethehuskystar]

2:15 I've got 17 years in the Canadian forces and I hated that jumping shooting... it's hard enough to shoot in the standing or kneeling position.. let alone jump shooting lol. Great video

[@NONO-hz4vo]

I too was in the military and we never did train for jumping in circles with your enemy less than 10ft away. Maybe it does work.

[@EmeralBookwise]

Yeah... it's one thing to have that kind of gameplay in fantastical sci-fi settings, but COD pretends to be set in our real world.

[@acethehuskystar]

@EmeralBookwise right.. I used to love the game, it did feel somewhat legit.. Until bunny hopping became a thing

[@hazukichanx408]

Pfffft, fake news. In a real close combat situation, real soldiers use slow motion flying roundhouse kicks to quickly dispatch enemies, often three or four at a time. Jump-shooting is for rookies barely out of boot camp, ffs. Smh.

[@-Subtle-]

How about tea bagging? How long did you train to do that?

[@Tmb1112]

The second you started talking about running to the corner of Highrise and jumping off I was dying. I loved doing that. How many times did I need to die making my way up there with a tactical insertion and then camp the rest of the game XD

[@mihirgupta6958]

hey, he was talking abt the highrise map right?

[@UmbraFulgur]

​@@mihirgupta6958, yeah. I'm only playing CoDm. That map exists in the PC version of the game? Anyway, it's stupid to make that move. You have another 6 spots easier to reach in that map.

[@armadillolover99]

⁠​⁠@@UmbraFulgur It was originally in MW2 (the 2009 one), they brought it back for COD Mobile and then MWIII (the 2023 one).

[@leahl5007]

This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!

[@SourRobo8364]

We need Ryan George as an announcer option in COD.

[@godzblade]

I love the "wearing a mustache over your mustache so it's a slightly different mustache than the other mustache" thing :)

[@leonthelion6529]

I was wondering if he shaved to attach that fake mustache..

[@Luis-Hernandez.2022]

That's becaused he's the boss. "I have a more commanding mustache".

[@thomasgarza9304]

That is a totally different person, I think. The other guy has a super punchable face.

[@mattsully2238]

I've worked at a hospital my entire career and no one has ever jumped me in the supply closet. Dangit I feel jipped

[@EdgarLeon-tq3uj]

Your name isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...

[@skunkrat01]

Leave deets, I'll make it happen. ..... In a romantic way, not a creepy way lol

[@lanigirognithemos]

This is literally the only guy that I would listen to his ads all day and not get bored 🤣🤣🤣

[@vebom7049]

I like how the hat guy gets more excited and happier throughout the video

[@linkpaivichit7651]

So happy you’re making a video that calls this game out. My man!

[@carter_lovejoy]

I hope he does GTA next

[@Nypriot]

You unlocked so many of my mw2 memories with that highrise explanation 😭😭 "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." -Andy Bernard

[@markus3533]

glad people recognized

[@madhououinkyoma]

I don't recognize that exact location, thought it was just an example

[@Cbr0749]

Everytime you have a really good time, that's going to be "the good old times" 😊

[@DustinBarlow8P]

"You must experience misery in order to see times of happiness as the Good Ol Days"

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

I love how he basically just gave us another sketch during the ad at the end. Well played

[@JashtheBrash]

Only Ryan George can make my favorite part of the video during the ad. ooOOOOoooo! (ooOOOoooo!)

[@damonappel]

"...How high do you think I jump?" 😅

[@NS-cs3wp]

Love the creativity you bring to your ad reads. I’ll actually listen to your ad reads, for whatever that is worth. :)

[@skunkrat01]

Same!

[@chernxbyl9140]

It’s funny because the fire explosion transition into ad space made it seem like he got the 20 kills and the other guy dropped the nuke

[@CristataArt]

I'd love to see a sequel talking about COD Zombies, I remember watching my older brother play it when I was a kid and it was wild to me lol.

[@JustACactus616]

You have first person sketches? My pitch for you is last person sketches. Such as the last person to do a sacrifice, where it goes horribly wrong and that’s why nobody really does it anymore

[@Windperfire]

Yo up this shit

[@Roderykz]

This is a great idea!

[@lloydmckay3241]

The first person to try to commit suicide.

[@sindri1447]

@@lloydmckay3241 nah suicide has really been catching on. It's more popular than ever even.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

Damn it Ryan I almost choked to death on the "left your scalpel at my house" bit.

[@batbsbs9cjw]

Hope you don't need a tracheotomy, all the scalpels and gurneys are at that doctor's house.

[@AllWalkerB]

"You're on the transplant list, so this motorcycle rider... gave you his heart." "OoooOOooOOOooh!"

[@nickynegron3515]

I remember the one time I played CoD with my nephew and he just kept wiping the map off of earth with MOABs every game. He scares me sometimes

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I love how the format of these skits is "one guy lives in reality, the other guy lives in insanity."

[@JBKiser]

There is like 5 different times I thought the sketch was going to end because Ryan does this specific way he ends a sketch all the time, but he kept on going and it was throwing me off.

[@redbatlizer7423]

Did ryan just describe high rises almost illegal not so secret sniper spot? 😂

[@ramsoomair]

2:24 and onward was great

[@LoneRunner312]

A Ryan George video on Cod....a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.🔥🔥

[@Dawid.Wu_]

2:42 that was unexpected and surprisingly accurate

[@drewkroeker]

1:30 he's describing "Highrise," and I have never - NEVER - been able to make that leap to the broken platform :(

[@iinferno2010]

" I'll do it I got the codes baby!" Is the phrase of the year lol

[@iLL_WiLL_]

When worlds collide. I love seeing these videos for movies and general life like you do on these channels, so seeing you dip a toe into the video games puts the biggest smile on my face. More of these. PLEASE.

[@dgirl786]

Oh, to think that poor Ryan actually put himself through the pain of playing the game for this sketch. My condolences. 😮

[@logandh2]

Eh it can be fun sometimes, just depends on whether or not your lobby is full of cunts. It usually is but sometimes it’s people who actually like the games and want to play them properly.

[@kingjamos2422]

He could have just as easily looked up the information. Which s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Raygeing]

Are you going to make me feel incredibly old and tell me you don't know the OG High Rise map? Because that COD was good.

[@armedpoop]

@@Raygeing What if I told you that the current newest cod (MW3, ironically) has Highrise in it...and literally every other non dlc map from OG MW2?

[@armedpoop]

Considering the "3 kills for a UAV" and "25 for a nuke" I don't think he has played any of the newer ones. It is currently 4 kills for a UAV and 30 for a Nuke (aka MGB)

[@Guitar1nHand]

"I got the codes baby!" 😂 This video was so nostalgic haha

[@Vengeful1oh1]

I’m honestly surprised how long it took you to do a video like this about CoD and I love that you finally covered it 😂

[@themodernfrontiersmen]

This is so specific to MW2 I feel like it's straight out of 2009 I love it

[@CheckTMOW]

I always watch the sponsored section at the end to get some extra content from Ryan (and you should too)

[@KiraSunrise]

“I’ll do it, I got the codes baby!” 😂

[@goldietheking4812]

Would love to see more of these for more videogames or even videogame pitch meetings

[@ominousintrusivethoughts3947]

(1:13) love the django reference

[@PNPRetro]

Clearly you should do "The first person to make a your mom joke"

[@pashby69]

The jumping and shooting bit made me laugh a bit to loud on the train here, getting some funny looks! Great video!

[@ififswerechocolate]

Ryan's green screens and editing is getting better and better!! We really appreciate you!

[@liser]

I haven't played COD since highschool (a good while ago) and this sounds exactly like how I remember it, so either this sketch is a bit outdated or COD really hasn't changed at all in 15+ years......not sure which seems more accurate.

[@armedpoop]

4 kills for a UAV, 30 for a nuke now (or MGB but it still ends the game) but Highrise is actually in the latest release (with all the launch MW2 maps as well)

[@Boeing-777-X]

First COD to have the 3 kills UAV / 5 kills Predator Missile / 25 kills Nuke was Modern Warfare 2 from November 2009. So you are Either lying about how long ago you used to play or you're terrible at math.

[@handlesareworseusernames]

@@Boeing-777-X I mean, November 2009 was over 14 years ago. I think that qualifies as "a good while"

[@HashimotoDatsu]

​@Boeing-777-X it's also easy for MW and MW2 to blend togther as time passes. I haven't played since MW2 and I probably would have guessed 15 years ago, since I last played in highschool and I'm almost 33 now.

[@apollolux]

Yes.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Camping next to a giant explosive gas tank was already wishy-washy even before that Call of Duty soldier used his supernatural jumping ability to reach that dangling window washing platform where the aforementioned giant explosive gas tank was situated.

[@PDilling]

"I apologize, sir. It's just... you know, what the fuck are you talking about!?" XD

[@opedromagico]

The hospital series 😂 so good

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

I did not expect ryan george would do call of duty lol

[@jar4900]

Commander: It's either that, or you work for this weird company in space, collecting scrap to sell, but who would want that? Soldier: that seems preferable C: But I never even mentioned the horrors beyond comprehension that lurks within, that want to kill you at every chance they get S: You don't need to sell it to me! I'm already going there as we speak C: But you'll die! S: Suggesting I wouldn't already be dead because of you *Lethal Company proceeds to outsell Modern Warfare III*

[@erict3728]

Please make more of these. This was very entertaining

[@B.Cypher]

I can’t believe award nominee actor Ryan George stared in award winning show of the year “Hospital Where All The Doctors Seem To Be Romantically Involved” and that CGI on Ryan George Jr is amazing!

[@fr0sty_1nf3rn0]

YES, please make this a new series! So many video games make no sense 😆

[@halfdbsr3454]

I’d totally watch some Hospital Where All the Doctors Seem to be Romantically Involved 😂

[@dustyhammer7569]

Appreciate George Ryan being fond of Goblins girls too

[@isaiahwarner9222]

Make The first guy to go to war. Like when you think about it war is really just a "I want you to do this" " but I don't wanna!" But on a much larger scale. Idea: "Hey hello person" "Hey hello" "You see my community over there" "Yeah I see it" "Well they sent me over to tell you to turn down your music" " Oh, that's a reasonable request" "Yeah...." "Yeah..." "So you gonna do it" "Oh God no" "But you just said it's reasonable?" "Well just because it's reasonable doesn't mean I want to do it" "Well our people can't sleep at night, and it's causing some major problems" "Oh, well that changes everything" "Really?" "No" "... Well I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but we're going to war" "...what..." "Yeah it's this new thing I decided where we go and kill each other till we get bored" "What! But I like living" "Yeah so do I" "Soo... Why would we do it" "We because you won't turn off your music, so.... There's no other option, we've got to go kill each other" "But I'm sure we could come up with another solution" "Nope" "Oh okay" "Yeah..... Anyway good luck" *Shakes hand* "Yeah..... Good luck I guess... What are we doing?" Explains war. "Well it seems like we have a really simple solution where my community just turns off the music" "Yeah" "But I really don't wanna do that, so I'll see you on the battlefield"

[@kazusa2428]

"So you have a game for me?" "Yes sir, I do"

[@jloiben12]

This is particularly funny when you know about the Battle of Khasham where we basically called in… [checks notes] every kill streak short of the big 25

[@patpowers9210]

I've never played Call of Duty but I've played other video games, and Ryan nails the absurdity of the whole FPS game thing wonderfully.

[@Dreadful_Bear_]

One of my favorite things about your videos are the advertisements at the end, your so funny that even the ad reads are worth watching.

[@mrt6261]

He forgot to mention how many kills are needed to encrust a weapon in diamonds

[@Kineticboy2K1]

Ryan George, the only guy whose ad breaks are often the best part of the video.

[@bigeddy8377]

I’m not a gamer and this was hilarious! No problem! Ryan will consistently make any topic funny and relatable ❤

[@bv657]

🤖

[@Haxx29]

Never thought I would see a gaming video from u but here we are. It's hilarious

[@zubetp]

tbh this was my favorite ad break you've done lol

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

I love how he has a fake moustache over his real one

[@AnotherBrightIdea]

Your stuff is always good, this is awesome. Nailed it!

[@HeisenbergFam]

Ryan woke up and chose violence with that title

[@Darthalas]

Damn it Ryan! How dare you put out another excellent video but also do an ad that is actually good and holds my attention! Stop being so damn talented😂

[@gauravgummaraju]

You have the best ad sketches!

[@1523.M]

That's a VERY commanding mustache.