WHO DARES SINS 003 | Shocking Military Confessions

WHO DARES SINS 003 | Shocking Military Confessions | Force Radio

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@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Hi everyone, comment your confessions below.. also.. subscribe 😎- PHIL

@stevealino2899 Ай бұрын

I've got a confession to make Phil, here goes... Phase one training ATR Bassingbourne 1997 so gats were SA80's (cleaned to destruction), there was a Geordie Fusilier recruit bully in our section who quite fancied himself as the top dog, in the evenings, rather than brush up on his drills, he used to go around our section (3 section Korea Plt) and make sure we all knew how he felt that he was the man one way or another, you know the score. Anyway a few weeks later, we had our first night shoot coming up so, after live firing during the day, we kept our gats in our rooms in the block rather than handing them back in to the armoury during scoff to save time (standard). Obviously the gats had to be guarded while the guys were down the cookhouse and when our section commander asked if anybody would volunteer to stay behind to look after the gats, I suddenly had a brainwave on how to knock this Fusilier down a peg or two so I immediately volunteered for the job, each gat was on each recruits bed ready for the evenings shoot, then when everybody had left for scoff, I went over to said Fusiliers bed and clicked his change lever to auto! hee hee hee! Later on the range that evening..... all was dark with the only light being red and in the range hut which was directly behind the range so you could hear everything that was going on. The full screws used chalk to put an identification number on each of our backs. I was in the first group and said Fusilier was in the second. The night shoot went perfect for me, not a lot to go wrong really, billy basics yeah? Anyway, second group goes in and my heart was pumping as I was pretty sure this guy wouldn't check his change lever.... One of the range team highlighted each target for each lane one by one with a red filtered torch to give the recruits some idea of where they were supposed to be aiming... then the command "WITH A MAGAZINE OF TEN ROUNDS...LOAD..........READY...... TARGETS TO YOUR FRONT... FIVE ROUNDS IN YOU'RE OWN TIME GO ON!" Again my heart was pumping like billyho at this moment, then there was the obligatory pause before the first round goes off "BANG" (no dice)... the second "BANG"(no dice) then "DDDDDDDDDD"! The smile on my face went from ear to ear! One of the section commanders shouted "WHO WAS THAT!" Said Fusilier got dealt with old school style, nuff said. Thanks for the vids Phil. Best Steve

@JB-td9fz Ай бұрын

Mint. I was bravo troop bassingbourn Nov 2000 - Jan 2001.

@woods457 Ай бұрын

The morale of the story is, safety catch, change lever, sights..

@RoxOutdoors Ай бұрын

⁠@@woods457 followed by cocking handle, NVGs, Hero Sleeves and KFS?

@MrTangolizard Ай бұрын

Crazy he wouldn’t check his change leaver it was bashed into us to do so, but u always get one in the platoon who thinks he’s the man we had this one guy who had been back squaded loads and was totally full of shit but he used to bully people all the time someone saw him a year later and he was going around claiming he had been to Bosnia lol he didn’t even finish phase 1 lol

@patdennison4508 Ай бұрын

Love these videos.

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Cheers!

@AMac6-vn1qn Ай бұрын

Me and my best buddy( 2 REME Eeejits)were heading back from Auchnacloy to our base in Ballykelly, after repairing some vehicles for the Gren guards. I happen to notice that our odometer was not working, so instead of driving straight back to camp, we made a bit of a detour and went to my girlfriend's house in East Belfast. We got back a few hour overdue, which nearly resulted in the QRF being deployed! The CSM was not happy with our story.... that we had run over a huge badger, which caused us to be so late(We actually did run over a badger, but it did n't take that long to sort out! The CSM knew something was up, but couldn;t prove it. My mate, being a craftsman, got let off with a bollicking and I, being the NCO, got a bollicking and 7 days ROPs

@AnthonyWilkinson-jw6hn Ай бұрын

🤣🤣😂👏👌keep em coming mate!

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@ZerofoxZFK7 Ай бұрын

Hi Phil i love watching your channel and i have book good stuff.

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for the support! ⚔️

@ZerofoxZFK7 Ай бұрын

@@ForceRadioHQ No worries any time.

@jameswilkie754 Ай бұрын

This is brilliant!!!

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@jokellard4599 Ай бұрын

My boyfriend (ex Para) wishes to confess…he was guard commander in Colchester one night when a motorcycle mounted RMP came to visit someone who was in the shit. Whilst he called the adjutant to allow the RMP into camp the RMP Sgt requested to use the guardroom toilets. Unwittingly he left his helmet on the guard commanders table. One of the Toms who was languishing with the rest of the guard force watching porn movies noticed the unguarded RMP helmet and decided to skiff the front area and microphone of said helmet with his fresh sweaty arse juice. My boyfriend said he tried to stop it (likely story) and had to look at the RMP while he donned his freshly skiffed helmet whilst trying not to laugh. His lasting memory was of the RMP’s eyes squinting like he’d been sprayed with CS gas as he rode off into camp. My boyfriend is really sorry for allowing this to happen (not) and is not laughing whilst telling me.

@matthewbishop9342 Ай бұрын

Hahahahaha bloody brilliant, Phil 😂😂😂😂

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@Bobby-md6pr Ай бұрын

Nice one Phil, love these anecdotes. Is there no end to the depths of human depravity?

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@dpmactec Ай бұрын

Phil You make me laugh I suppose I have a million confessions to make As a member of the greatest battalion in the universe the KINGS OWN SCOTTISH BORDERERS first battalion pat my tinkles I will explain how I mine swept the late queen at balmoral In depth confession to follow Keep up the good work

@immortaltyger1569 Ай бұрын

None my stories involve royalty, so your stories are of a higher caliber than mine.

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@Clarkie1970 Ай бұрын

Keep them coming big man Phil I can think of a couple of things I did under your command but I don’t want a clip around the ear again 😂😂😂❤❤

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching!

@shirleydrury5565 Ай бұрын

Wouldn’t want him in a trench with me his bloody JINKS!! Cheers Phil love your uploads 😊all the best buddy👍👍👍

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@krisverrico0910 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 didn't disappoint

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it, more to come!

@krisverrico0910 Ай бұрын

@@ForceRadioHQ I can't wait 😇😁💙🤍❤️

@GIZALARF Ай бұрын

Farkinell Phil. Salisbury Plains. Great in the summer but 100% honkin in the winter. Managed to get hypothermia on Charlie High.

@deandunbar5159 Ай бұрын

Quality Big Phil he's a good lad Sgt Fruitcake as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth 🤔He's forgiven only just mind 🤪ALL the best Big Phil Brilliant...🙏👍🫶🇬🇧

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching!

@simplestuff3895 Ай бұрын

I was the phantom shitter of Redford Barracks! 😂

@ninafenemore5296 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂brilliant 😂

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@adifferentbreed-ulsterscot2648 Ай бұрын

Brilliant! 14 days RP's fruitcake, brasso at the ready!

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

@hewittgilbert Ай бұрын

i have a few , to few to mention

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

Spill 😎

@TheSgtFruitcake Ай бұрын

🙈🙈

@ForceRadioHQ Ай бұрын

#exposed

@bartman9400 Ай бұрын

Not so much a sin as a more interest and what it is, is I’ve often wondered if the Japanese I 400 submarine has helped out with spec ops. For those unsure what I’m on about look it up.