Who Wants to Look Like a Moron?

Local contestant has yet another existential crisis over game shows.
Originally streamed/recorded on May 29th, 2022.
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[@AdamKlownzinger]

Jerma may not know anything about literature, or geography, or language, or history, or science, or anything for that matter, and that’s the end of the sentence

[@rob-tt3hb]

But he can sing tho!

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

The only thing he DOES know how to do is put a deepfake on when he does a facecam to hide his clown makeup and suit

[@Eggbutts]

No, the sentence is 25 years and it ends when Jerma spends that much time in prison

[@B_dev]

nah its ok cus he's the funniest man to ever live and it's not close

[@Lu_phonics]

But he DOES know how to kill people in a professional way

[@retrosnail4975]

You just know Jerma heard someone say "Columbus didn't actually discover America" and rather than interpreting that fact correctly he took it to the extreme of "Columbus never actually existed at all"

[@munchycrunchybread]

you have no idea just how much this comment has plagued my brain since i saw it a month ago. this is the funniest shit ive ever read

[@micheal8672]

Dude you got him down to a T

[@mythcat1273]

I can guarantee that jerma didn't believe his parents when they told him that Santa wasn't real

[@Neymarinet]

@@mythcat1273 he was like "but how would you know that"

[@sarmin8008]

At least he didn't start doubting the mere existence of the Americas

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

16:29 Jerma wouldn't be the brains or the muscle, he'd be the guy who says "Yeah boss" every time the boss insults someone

[@WiresDawson]

he'd be the hair

[@ItsRyanHello]

Hes the thug in batman games that yells "ITS DA BAT!" .2 seconds before being knocked out by the bat

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@WiresDawson Bald andy

[@thediscountwombat]

Underrated comment

[@matteuzs]

Yeah, suck him off boss!

[@birdflox1337]

nothing will ever convince me more that jerma is an otherworldly being than him being unable to tell if "wooden" is spelled like "woodan" or "woodin"

[@lockerbuddy2039]

And then typing it in as "wooden" and then saying "wooden"

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@lockerbuddy2039 Soft reboot kicked in

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

Straight up malfunctioning android moment

[@LowLifeAM]

That can't be real

[@Lon3wolf18]

boston pub ed

[@thelegalsystem]

It's a good thing streaming worked out for Jeremy, that's all I'm gonna say.

[@jcrawlox109]

bundy985

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

court jester 985

[@ujjwal1800]

if that didn't worked I'm sure he would have become a good butcher

[@sbraypaynt]

actual imbecile streamer

[@Shotblur]

​@@ujjwal1800 serial killer doesn't pay well

[@Sebax9000]

This man has mentioned that he could dodge an axe so many times, I wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly had like an orc cosplayer swing a foam axe at him during one of his streams.

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

he said on the botw stream that hes gonna do it

[@__-be1gk]

He convinced himself to do an IRL Dark Souls stream by telling himself he could roll out of the way of people swinging axes at him

[@LackOfCreativiT]

real axe

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

@@__-be1gk Irl dark souls would be awesome, and he could totally do it. Some swordsman training, bunch of funny cosplay people. Sounds awesome

[@Penultimeat]

“Hey Paul-“ *swings axe* “Tre getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid bastard!”

[@dementionalpotato]

He’s not dumb, he just didn’t want to be a millionaire.

[@AnvilPro100]

The idea of Jerma going on Family Feud, completely by himself, and losing so badly is so fucking funny.

[@thelegalsystem]

"I'm gonna watch that movie just to see what y'all are talking about" He really is the perfect consumer

[@nyarg33]

jerma does not question, he merely consumes product

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

this entire stream was just jerma becoming more and more panicked at the realization that he is truly, woefully ignorant.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

My favorite part of Terminator is when the T1000 says "I shall return"

[@Lucatin]

Literally the first question wants a C word. "Quality" he says. Later that game, he loses and thinks "1066 is like 5000 years ago".

[@PaintraSeaPea]

5:51 "What do I gain from lying about being a substitute teacher?" says the guy who lied about being a waiter

[@d0pesmoker]

wait, he wasn't?

[@hollyfelis4197]

@@d0pesmoker i think the lie was that he said it in the present tense, during some stream in like 2022

[@CboTheSecond]

"Where is Normandy" has such I've been trying this to give kid the right answer to his homework for 2 hours vibes

[@freefall742]

I patiently await the axe dodging stream

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Bro, he's done it on like four separate streams. That's how quick he is, you must have missed it

[@akkephalos]

He did hint at a Dark Souls irl stream 👀

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

We already got the cigarette smoking stream so surely that is coming soon

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

He's going to shove an entire axe..

[@benneb4113]

Technically chat could still cheat in emote only by posting the corresponding corner of JermaJup to the correct answer.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

^ only jerma viewer with a three digit iq

[@Tanuki-cl7qi]

Do you honestly think Jerma would figure that out? Have you SEEN him in the lost woods??????

[@tinman96]

They just did the NAY NAY YEA NAY thing. If the answer was C, in that example

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

"It's the end for you." Trapdoor opens below the contestant and they are never seen again

[@zakaryrichmond396]

Jerma isn't the muscle he's the comic relief

[@iumasz6088]

That can dodge an axe if needed to.

[@zakaryrichmond396]

@@iumasz6088 the comic relief always avoid injuries in wacky ways

[@iumasz6088]

@@zakaryrichmond396 Exactly, he is gonna have wacky cartoon sound effects accompanying them also.

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

He's gonna get you for saying that.

[@Sigh95]

He’s not the brains either

[@daniel.holbrook]

Game show game streams are some of my favorites Game shows themselves are inherently engaging because of the whole 'play-along' aspect, but throwing an enjoyable personality into the mix really elevates it It makes for really good background noise

[@OdaSwifteye]

Jerma: You should go to school and do your homework and learn stuff in class, school is really important we need to pay teachers more for their hard work. Also Jerma: I don't remember anything I learned in school, it's all irrelevant to my life, I spent most of my time goofing off anyways!

[@johnadams9514]

Do as he says, not as he does lest you end up a jester like him

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@johnadams9514 nah drop out like apple guy or jerma they're all rich anyway

[@gyroscope915]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah but do you really want to be like jerma

[@pineconesnowstorm]

​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 setting up for failure i see

[@TomJakobW]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@pineconesnowstorm people think they are the one out of a thousand who doesn’t end up as a methhead but becomes successful/famous.

[@donatobianco8226]

Jerma’s editors must be getting 30% less food tossed into their respective dungeons to motivate them to keep pushing these videos out

[@Elusivearth]

From what I've heard jerma is revolutionary at motivating his editors. Contrary to the norm he goes with the "stick" rather than the "carrot", sometimes literaly.

[@realspon]

watching the "betting the giggles" moment hurts so much because he wouldve laughed is ass off if he actually saw the first G

[@realjpegmafia]

The Behind the Scenes Footage part always cracks me up

[@badgergaucho99]

Behind the scenes zootage

[@LindsayRaeToro]

that and how sure he was that it said 'betting the giggles'

[@BradTheAmerican]

I realized it was "footage" at about the same time that Jerma did. Sometimes these words just escape you.

[@saxninja8464]

and then he finally starts putting every letter in front of “_oo_a_e”, starts with o and goes AWAY from f

[@B_dev]

I like how manga gets its own category lmao

[@Champiness]

I’ve got a vision in my head of some authoritative-sounding voice actor in the booth reading out all the trivia questions the one weeb dev came up with, and taking the time to pronounce all the names correctly, but still in a way that (despite his best efforts) completely betrays the fact that he’s never encountered a single one of them before today

[@GrandHighGamer]

@@Champiness "Which hero has a dream of becoming hoe-cage of his village? A. Nah-rutto B. Sah-sue-key C. Eye-chig-oh or D. Loofy"

[@willgiesbrecht9318]

Jerma is the guy game shows have on so they have to give out minimal prize money

[@anti-john8786]

I almost cried blood when that guy said “its feudin’ time” and then jerma turned into a vampire

[@williamdunbar2802]

“Alright Mr. Elbertson, for the million dollar question. What is the capital of Nevada?”

[@spookatzz]

imagine if who wants to be a millionaire was actually like this, where the moment you get a wrong answer the host just straightens out his tie and just goes home and the audience leaves in droves there's no fanfare or closing segment it's just over

[@heskymarky]

11:00 I can't wait until 50 years time when some future streamer is like "Why do we make teachers make noises like 'DEEDEEDIDIDIDIDIDIDIEEWWEESUDIIDI', they don't do that"

[@itsyaboiguzma]

Just imagining Jerma's planet gives me chills. Good thing he's just an AI.

[@roach9397]

He may be artificial but calling him intelligent is a stretch…

[@naranciagaming]

Thank God he's not Mormon...

[@prettyboylaurel]

@瑞安卡特里尔 i've actually seen a lot of people make that kind of joke

[@Hoggogo]

@瑞安卡特里尔 you must be fun at parties

[@femboygaming64]

@瑞安卡特里尔 it's not a joke??

[@savakudastreams]

Jerma's ability to deduct once again fails against all odds.

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

Jerma getting mad at the MacArthur quote as if the question itself is wrong is the most hilariously infuriating thing, especially since he insists that its a movie quote despite only 1 choice being an actor

[@ectrogaming4200]

To be Fair if a Diablo 2 items questions came up he would be able to answer with 100% accuracy.

[@purple_pika4774]

I was screaming at my monitor when he couldn't get "behind the scenes footage"

[@mothghost5047]

Jerma should pay a man to randomly enter his stream and try to "murder" him with an axe to prove his superhuman dodging ability. Dude could just sneak in when jerma wasnt expecting it.

[@riaaaaaah]

"In sixteen hundred and something something, Columbus was a made up guy?" almost gave me a heart attack from laughing too hard

[@BradTheAmerican]

Well, in a way, since Christopher Columbus isn't even his real name. And that he being from Genoa seems to be a lot of speculation from historians that they just generally agree on.

[@warren_waters]

it's kind of fascinating. he's trying to figure out when pilgrims came to america by reciting a mnemonic about columbus. and also he doesn't remember the year in the mnemonic.

[@Sneakythepanda]

Jerma completey understood Magelin was a name but completely disassociates when he reads Cook He was probably a very good substitute teacher

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

I think we all know the answer to that question, Andy.

[@Kalamarij]

Untruthful Andy

[@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986]

Jerma being in the case is funny because it either means he's one of the prizes OR the other cases have different Jermas in them

[@de-ment]

Jerma on his way to be invited to MIT to open up his very own axe dodging study because although he knows f@#!all about maths, science, history, geography, arts and literature; there's a scientifically impossible, 0% chance that he will ever even be hit by an axe swing

[@arkeiou_]

I can’t believe I never noticed Jerma was on Looney Tunes. He’s as bright and young as Betty White!

[@quinn8996]

60 year old GENIUS stuns audience

[@g-zilla1232]

Who wants to be a millionaire is probably my favorite game jerma plays

[@halowaffle25]

Every Jerma gameshow stream is unimaginably based.

[@IMosuGoji]

I can't believe Jeremy Harrington, known serial killer and the main suspect for the 1985 omega murders, is playing video game versions of famous game shows on Twitch Psycho

[@thesigmamale2134]

18:06 I was walking when he got to this question in the video and by the time it was over I was on floor. I kind of just crumpled up in shock and horror.

[@imBailout]

Jerma’s comment about Game Show Casino Machines reminded me of when I lost $150 to “Press Your Luck” slots. I wish I was joking.

[@grit1]

Man who moved to Vegas with a gambling addiction does not know how many cards of a suit are in a standard deck of 52

[@sonsauvage]

Jerma is like the Conan of twitch. People aren’t really going to appreciate how great he is in the medium until he stops doing it

[@SG-bp4lg]

Redditor loves his late night talk shows

[@asoap2422]

@@SG-bp4lg but sometimes Jerma just straight up kills his guests live so not really a fan of that

[@sbraypaynt]

Jerma is so wrong about the abdicate shit and it just speaks volumes. PEOPLE KNOW BIG WORDS, NOT BECAUSE THEY MEMORISE THEM, BUT BECAUSE THEY READ!

[@dogemaster9676]

okay either he’s doing a really elaborate bit or he’s actually borderline illiterate

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

For the record, yes, he would get lost in a Lowe’s as well

[@gyroscope915]

Jermas continued and increasing insistance that no one else could possibly know something he doesn't know is fasinating.

[@SehnsuchtYT]

17:20 James Cook named the islands after the 4th Earl of Sandwich, who himself is claimed to have invented the sandwich.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Here's a question. Why were Jerma's first 3 answers to "What's something you buy that you hope you never use?" 1. Toothbrush 2. Coffin 3. Gun Why's Jerma so suspicious in every single video?

[@ImSquiggs]

Jerma trying to convince me he's the muscle when he's clearly the useless bard is too much

[@spawnofyakub8390]

I love this goofy himbo

[@WiresDawson]

25:40 Jerma struggles to spell "wooden"

[@saintbobo3330]

Holy shit, my tummy is hurting

[@rovalin6300]

I'm sorry your tummy hurts 🥺

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

Do u want medicine 💊

[@christiancolon4308]

Cant believe Jerma is turning 80 this year time flies

[@frog985-2]

I'm not sure what planet Jerma's from, but I'm glad I'm from this one

[@nyarg33]

18:45 THERE ARENT FRAMES IN REAL LIFE JER,A, SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS MAN TO A SCHOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@gloomsi]

spoken like someone who cant dodge an axe

[@jerklecirque138]

They made an entire videogame based on Millionaire and somehow didn't notice that the dollar sign goes in front of the number and I'm fucking furious about it.

[@ClevelandRock]

I didn't even notice that. Now I'm furious too.

[@emstink]

It's a French published game made by Belgian developers based on a British TV show, it makes sense some wires got crossed. When you hear "million dollars", it makes sense that someone in Europe would think the dollar sign goes after, considering the logic and the format of the euro symbol usually goes after too. I asked the internet a few years ago if the dollar symbol came before or after and got a few conflicting answers too. Weird that they didn't have any quality control though, I'm sure a native USA would've noticed that quickly. Also, the USA Millionaire logo isn't as nice, it's a shame. The UK Millionaire logo looks like confetti.

[@thisexists6010]

“Put Your Camera Over Your Case” had better make Best One Guy 2022, such a funny CLASSIC bit, it always makes me L.O.L.! (Laughing Out Loud)

[@allyski5914]

i always love the idea of the contestant hitting the family fued buzzer first and just going "UHMMM UHMM A GUN?? UHHH I DONT KNOW"

[@ImSquiggs]

It's stunning how many metaphors Jerma makes in which he is clearly the brain surgeon character

[@Wisdawms]

38:30 the fact that the 9/11 joke flew over jerma's head

[@briceonyoutube7215]

Andy is so intelligent his iQ is double digit!

[@Psyche_TH]

34:32 I hope I'm not the only one that immediately thought of Soldier in the TF2 comics the moment the bot gave its answer.

[@lailabear]

who wants to be a millionaire is one of my favorite streams

[@saladplainzone]

2:27 I was watching the answers get revealed one by one and the cut to the next clip confused my brain wildly for a second

[@waxblastt]

When you don't know where Normandy is lmao

[@Sour_Soap]

Im going to the club, gonna Re-tile the roof

[@c1nnamodoll]

i cant believe jeremy is a mimir

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

It's funny how hard these questions are because the clips I've seen are people losing to questions like "who is the main character in super mario"

[@acidseltzer7747]

he does not understand that it's not about any of the individual questions. getting this many wrong shows that he has absorbed nothing through cultural osmosis because he is disattatched from the social dogma. just going through life with no curiosity whatsoever.

[@Neymarinet]

jerma asking why putting his camera on his case is funny and then immediately making it funny is in character for such a hooligan

[@thehaloring90]

9:06 this version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire that Jerma describes is actually a game show in Poland. Contestants bet a million złoty on various answers to questions, like 500k on A and 500k on B. Whatever money was put on wrong answers is, obviously, lost, and they carry through with the rest to the next round.

[@Will6753]

sometimes it hurts to watch him do this stuff

[@soggos732]

this vod is so hype makes me want to retile the roof

[@IkaraySG]

23:50 jerma catching himself about to say "real footage" and being too embarassed

[@HappyLarry.]

Jerma playing game shows really hurts his "I'm smart, I'm human" propaganda

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Jerma like Stalin killing off all those with huge brains, Jerma also the type of guy that sticks pencils up both his nose and his ears. Got to say tho can't believe he got it all the way up there!

[@Cal6009]

This is, by far, the most frustrating thing I've ever watched.

[@lemonl80]

dork's gameshows anthology: man of woodan

[@8ubber]

13:34 i was literally doing this while watching this video in class at this exact moment

[@mizcs]

to be fair. the normans were originally vikings that settled in France

[@ItsRyanHello]

i cant believe jerma thought a king giving up his throne was a ghost oh my god

[@listentothinlizzy1685]

The strangest part about this stream was Jerma saying he’s about to be 41. Like come on man, we all know you don’t actually age and just shed your skin like a lizard

[@alt0248]

It never clicked in my head that the beaches of Normandy are in France. I just thought we landed in Norway and France as part of D-Day.

[@sirsmoothie8502]

Jerma including reading twice when listing off the things he doesn't do is another sign of him growing too old. It's a good thing this old man is just a figment of the internet and not real

[@zaboomafool1911]

Every time he plays this game it devolves into him yelling at chat about his intelligence

[@goom4689]

holy fuck my mind started to meld into jerma's with those questions

[@rubenthekid]

He's getting based confused with reddit moment

[@redbuck1385]

Pirates wouldn't take their date to Applebee's, they'd go to ARRby's.

[@Mr.deacle]

25:36 Are you okay?

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

15:55 agree with jer,a.. that question got me too

[@squatchjosh1131]

Guy whose main job is to be funny asking why they put funny sleeping sounds in cartoons and comedies

[@thomsen256]

His face when he reads "where is Normandy" was priceless

[@GuyMaleMan]

the fact that another person realises the looney toons show exists gives me life

[@zawarudo497]

columbus wasn't even one of the pilgrims