Why adopting kids as a minority is weird

[@qwunatai6983]

That man is living the American dream, or at least the Indian dream

[@soumyadeeppal9641]

U think being comedian is INDIAN dream...! U got -100 on that

[@vikku_19]

​@@soumyadeeppal9641 Living in America is Indian dream, being comedian can't be Indian dream.😅😅

[@soumyadeeppal9641]

@@vikku_19 that's true in many cases specially in work profile cases but we all know that being with family is what we really want .......and make India great again is true dream of many Indians

[@yeahOnCemOreE]

Very few Indians want to go and live abroad.

[@conanbdetective]

A Russell Peters line iirc

[@NotBedTundy30]

The most important aspect of being a comedian is to troll their owns without limit 😂😂

[@OGBeyblade]

That is fjne but this dude made it his whole material. That’s something else

[@jagriti2673]

Bro i thought iupac names would be sufficient but now whole organic chemistry they be asking local names such a fraud subject

[@-godsspeed-9159]

​@@OGBeybladehis material is about being Indian and includes some parts making fun of it. Pretty normal and typical for a comedian

[@OGBeyblade]

@@-godsspeed-9159 his material is basically Apu from Simpsons. Sterotyping at the finest. And no, if you are relying on just stereotyping a race for your material, that means you are probably a racist and not a comedian

[@shrubninja6444]

​@@OGBeyblade Relax, man. He was just making fun of how many creepy messages women get from Indian dudes. He's obviously not calling all Indian guys creeps, just making fun of the ones that are.

[@Mayakran]

Just yesterday a friend sent me a meme that said “approach life with the same confidence that random Indian men approach women online.” Good words to live by, I guess 😂

[@Punya.Haerin]

That was a good one 😂

[@ucantseeme1161]

Ayy thats pretty racist And i am laughing Wtf is this comment

[@utkarshsingh1938]

I'm an Indian. I'm offended by this. But I'm also laughing. What's going on?

[@MagdalenaH]

bahahahaahaha😂

[@ZombieLeo94]

I'm an Indian And sadly and funnily this is true 🤣

[@KrayZky]

How dare this woman give the random Indian men in my DMs this false hope.

[@accoutredpepe9923]

Please marry me

[@TheAlchemist1089]

Pls marry me 🥺

[@navnnavn1226]

open bobs

[@tomriddle8933]

I bet none of these dudes are even Indian. 😂

[@subinitamazumder1307]

​@@tomriddle8933 of course not. Because they could have gotten the pronunciation and wrote it as 'please merry me'

[@ajaykumsi]

That accent, " I will marry you".😂😂😂😂

[@ShadowFri3nd]

He used his og indian voice for that😅

[@Olivia-mq9lu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sakethkashyapnagendra9278]

Sounded like Chatur's voice from 3 Idiots 😂

[@johnpatterson8697]

"Show Bobs and vagine"

[@prajalpi]

1,000 th like

[@tonymiami5480]

“You’re giving hope to a lot of creeps out there” BRUHHH 😂☠️☠️

[@TheLastInferno]

😂😂😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Poor guy probably started rethinking a lot of his choices

[@urlucky001]

These Indian so-called creeps will be creeped out once they meet white women. It's like a Deal with A Devil.

[@afaque09]

I was hyped till he said that 😂😂

[@myjourneytotruth]

The ending was indeed true 😂

[@kuroh31]

Dude your crowd work is next level. I seriously can’t believe it. You’re very quickly becoming one of my absolute favorites

[@marksilas2437]

Why cant you believe it? What a stupid thing to say

[@DevinMcSalty]

@@marksilas2437 right? He came up together wit Andrew who put out a crowdwork special on whim… Honestly I think Aakash might surpass Andrew in crowdwork ability if he keeps goin at the rate he is

[@AoStoRmGod]

Yo any Indian living here long enough can cut up this society

[@royvazquez5892]

Thats because thats all he can do. Hes not good at punchlines or story telling. And even then sometimes his crowd work is cringy like he tries to hard

[@brandonj7586]

​@@marksilas2437 Its a form of expression

[@ProxCQ]

She didn't adopt a foreign child. She adopted a future doctor 😂

[@MAiryGahana]

😂 Good one

[@Anish-IITP]

Now that's a long time investment

[@ratedgpodcast]

Well played ma'am!

[@angelinebena9675]

She planned well

[@manzelllyles1804]

"Send bobs" That guy now has hope. Lord, save us.

[@Z0ROC0C]

😂😂

[@onehotpotato8019]

Bobs n vagene😂

[@avichanda4641]

Lol

[@Tenisinspector8341]

*Send books to become doctor

[@brianlopez7775]

This is the comment I was looking for. Lol

[@firedragonbri547]

Nah cause when u said “Its like car shopping, jappanese or korean” I bust out laughing cause my Korean friend got adopted by a white family and she consistently jokes about it XD

[@Hana1LuLu]

Please tell me you sent this to them

[@ffnovice7]

Are they good wife candidates? It's been hard to find fellow orientals in flyover America and am wary of adoptees a bit

[@FitzChivalryFarseer2]

When parents really want a kid to study well they get the one with a natural innate +5 roll to it

[@aj_xix]

i started dying cause my mom was adopted from korea by the whitest people i know… my grandparents 💀

[@swellactually]

​@@ffnovice7"Orientals" ☠️

[@koooki100]

Lost my husband to cancer ..depression was nearly killing me..but I guess I’m getting better.. thanks to this guy..

[@HarshKale-xs2dq]

Gliostoma ?

[@jrmckim]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I have terminal cancer and find comedy helps the soul.

[@denvik]

bro, recovered from cancer or not ? its important, ping

[@phoenixlegend2921]

​@@jrmckim that's horrible, I genuinely hope you get better , I know you said terminal , but I genuinely hope that you recover , so please take care of yourself

[@phoenixlegend2921]

@@jrmckim Hey if I may ask , how are you doing now?

[@zjpiazza]

Yo Akaash is actually getting better at standup in real time. Proud of bro.

[@xavierlugo5296]

Fr i think andrew is rubbing off on him or one on him...w/e they be doin at flagrant😂

[@grenatompson6655]

Ikr

[@TeamProU]

Fax. Dude killed the Boston show a few months back everyone loved it and good co-comedians

[@texantornadomma]

We're all just here seeing it and appreciating it I hope he understands how many people's days he brightens these days, him & Schultz together too

[@closequarters4575]

Wife and I have are a foster family. We currently have a white 5 yr old that calls us mommy and daddy. People in public definitely do a double take and you can tell they want to ask questions.

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s wild how society insists we’re post-racism but still act like any PoC with a white kid is a kidnapper 💀

[@magnarcreed3801]

Why?

[@PuroBrim36]

​@@magnarcreed3801 whyvwhat?

[@WholeHeartily]

😏 that’s funny

[@zephyr_chi]

Why do people do a double take and want to ask questions?

[@contra998]

“I WiLl mArRy yOu” and you actually did it ☠️😹

[@Mesfizzy]

He sounded so Indian when he said "your son says Kutti?" hahahahahaha

[@sakthithanigai5036]

Top notch energy right here

[@NumeroCinko]

That escalated quickly from "kutti" to "doctor".

[@LaurenLawDawg]

She converted for her husband!

[@41kils]

Lmao that was clever

[@LaurenLawDawg]

Marriage is a Blessed and Holy Sacrament....

[@PotatoChibi-ci4om]

That was good😂

[@sayandebhalder1618]

​@@LaurenLawDawgwhat religion did she converted

[@user-ww9ww1pp2u]

​​@@sayandebhalder1618 he didn't mean religion but her thought process of wanting her kid to be doctor just like every Indian parent.

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

I love how happy he genuinely is for other people's success! This dude is great! Subbed.

[@Megha486]

"Your son says kutti?" He said that in such an Indian way 😂

[@PradeepKurapati]

"I will marry you" is just soo spot on 🤣🤣

[@r.ghaffar2578]

Speaking from personal experience, the most dangerous thing you can give a creep is hope 😂

[@swordude40]

😕

[@Alec_RTR]

The more I see of this guys crowd work, the more I become impressed with him. I had only really seen him on podcast clips, but now I’m intrigued.

[@ThereForWar]

Giving a lot of hope to a lot of creeps” hit home for me💔

[@StraightouttaMalkangiri]

Crowd work of this man is brazyyyy😂

[@poseiidon2029]

“You’re giving a lot of hope, to a lot of creeps out there”😂😂😂

[@SBow311]

"I will marry you!" Why is this so true?!?! 😂😂😂

[@asmith9554]

Because most Indians in America are beta males that would marry anyone

[@dorothyhaschke1409]

It's just a line they use

[@smartyboy3779]

😂😂

[@Aetos23]

😂that line made me laugh my ass off

[@arnoldschwarzenigga2268]

At least they are ready to settle down ❤😂😂😂

[@larisachan1787]

She didn't just adopt an Indian , she adopted a next CEO or High officials of Americans companies.😂😂

[@GrippyGoth]

Dude, I've had an Indian guy try to pick me up off of a scam call. He wasn't even the guy that called me, the guy that called me just thought what I said was so funny that he passed the phone around the room and had me repeat myself to each guy and the last one tried to rizz me, lol

[@Optimistic_mind441]

You should have said yes.

[@user_7934]

Adv level scamming

[@phantom_blade555]

Yo, this comment is hilarious lol

[@ttsgtgrowtopia6393]

you gotta tell us what you said lol

[@nidhishshivashankar4885]

Trust me guys it was hilarious

[@Bubblies005]

I have received the, “Do you want friendship?” DM with the gif of a rose wayyyyy too many times. 😂

[@its_honey6018]

The “I will marry you” had me gone 😂

[@michaelmcmurrough704]

Online: he stalked me for a while 😮 Akaash: “ Yo dude, G’s up for that” 😂

[@abbyb4878]

LOL. A relative of mine did the opposite of this, her Indian friend convinced/helped her to set up an account on an Indian dating site. Showed off her cooking and some vague photos, and managed ti bag the SWEETEST guy. Lil Miss Midwest, whiter than white, is now married to that guy and actually loves her MIL! Still cringe tho from when her mom made everyone do the chicken dance at the reception after said relative begged her not to. His entire side of the family had such bewildered faces.

[@nittyclips]

I just started seeing clips of this dude and he is just so naturally hilarious W crowd work and energy

[@stephenobisanya]

I’m just about ready for another Akaash Crowd Work special. This dude got solid off the cuff bits.

[@sudika108]

I'm Indian origin and have received thousands such messages from weird Indian men😂😂😂😂

[@sameerbhalerao431]

Will you marry me??? 🌹

[@kapasayskonichwa6646]

​@@sameerbhalerao431 🤣🤣🤣 you better be joking

[@accoutredpepe9923]

Pls marry me

[@daze8945]

Yo as indian pls dont mind us.....plz ignore those mfs (I am 6feet3inch and single ) (Marry me)

[@sudika108]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@travisdip]

Your crowd work has gotten sharp as fuck. That was so good.

[@50shadesofbrown25]

as an indian i got a lot of hope from that dude.🗿

[@watersnail6278]

Loved this reaction! It’s so cool to see Vox Machina animated like this after so many years of watching the streams ❤️ I’d love to see you dip into Critical Role some more with shorter shows like Calamity and stuff, but I see you react to more animated stuff - excited to jump into your content! 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️

[@rickycool6083]

? The fuck?

[@jamjamsangma]

Bruh as an Indian "I weel merry u" is not far fetched from reality

[@vernonholderiii2949]

I've seen a lot of stand up comedians throughout my lifetime & this guy is one of my 10 favorites of all time.

[@tubfellow]

“He stalked me a long time” why you exposing ya man like that? 😂

[@cassiopeiathew7406]

I’m in a very unique circumstance where I’m so white passing I was white for basically my whole life, before learning through DNA testing (1/4 indigenous as a result) and I’m mixed race. I also learned that my parents thought I was half Native American my whole life and didn’t tell me so now I’m somewhat furious my parents never told me I was mixed race and I feel completely disconnected from half of my culture.

[@cassiopeiathew7406]

My parents are white for context, and I was not an international adoption

[@macdamitman5593]

His crowd work is so good im scared to got to a show

[@sunsetbari]

So spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jangiew]

You are so funny. Love your exceptional read on your audience❤❤❤❤

[@user-bz4wy7rk8h]

Another Indian Doctor... Indian obsession with Doctor Engineer shit ain't getting over anytime soon

[@TaraLee-ey2bi]

This man is hysterical- just learned who he is - he’s brought so many laughs to me and many others - I hope he comes to North Carolina- we love him

[@Awanook]

Shii bruh I got adopted by a white lady nd she adopted 7 other black kids

[@wakawaka1976]

And you wish it never happened right?

[@cobypoole3839]

​@@wakawaka1976fuck wrong witchu bruh

[@sakitperut123]

I wsih i was adopted by white

[@amoghthorave3385]

She's making a basketball team or whaa?

[@VijayThakurMD]

I wish I was adopted by white mommy

[@lifeasrini]

Im a white woman who lived next door to a house full of Indian men my age for a few years ... i have NEVER felt so much like a super model in my *entire* life 😂😭 At times a little creeped out but for the most part..... 😏

[@Indian_gae_boii]

Chill 💀

[@chinanumbawun111]

Another doctor..... Another dream crushed.

[@aruniperera1765]

yep so sad 😑😟

[@garimasuhani7227]

Maybe he wants to be a doctor

[@SurajGupta_3D]

One day That crushed dream will get him everything he wants, cars, chicks, house, unlimited buffet at The Pierre

[@chinanumbawun111]

@@SurajGupta_3D It won't buy him peace of mind

[@SurajGupta_3D]

@@chinanumbawun111 really? who wouldn't feel peace at mind while sipping champagne on the cost of Peru?

[@jaejamieson2647]

The only answer to “what do you want your son to do in the future” is be happy and be a good person

[@katienielsen1256]

Man you kill it with the stereo type stuff .

[@TheAlchemist1089]

Will you marry me 🥺

[@katienielsen1256]

@@TheAlchemist1089 sorry buddy I'm a dude my fine little friend left her phone on the table while she went to drop a deuce.

[@TheAlchemist1089]

@@katienielsen1256 it's okay I can marry a dude too 😏 Btw that's the lamest response ever "my fine little friend" You broke my heart Katie 😩

[@xelaander8429]

"You're giving a lot of hope to lot of creeps" Mr Akash what is wrong with youuuuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@PInk77W1]

I rode my bicycle across India with a white girl We got stopped About 20x a day for locals wanting selfies. LoL

[@ashleymorgan219]

How did you get a copy of my FB archived messages???? 😂😂😂😂😂 but also, how are you so good with crowd work?!?!? I've seen like 50 shorts of yours recently and every time you are able to play off their stories as if they we're pre-planned. 👏👏👏👏 incredible!

[@djversily9269]

She Indian Enough 😂😂😂

[@danasingapore135]

He’s the best of roasting audience. This shows his intellect

[@BananasRcrazy4mkup]

my best friend bribed me to marry her cousin in India a few years ago and I almost did it 🤣🤣🤣

[@r.j.9822]

Comparing adoption to buying a car fuckin got me🤣🤣

[@francescamalek4516]

I too have a white mom and a brown(middle eastern not Indian but still) dad, I had Brain surgery when I was 13 and kinda had a fear of blood so becoming a doctor got thrown out pretty quick, did want to go to a million years of school to be a doctor or lawyer, what am I studying for now? To be an accountant😂 which is what my dad used to do and what he studied for😂😂😂

[@respecthewoman]

He's sooo hilarious and on point. I've very stereotypical myself but he says what I can't.

[@CreamAle]

Dude hit her with the "show bobs and vagine" and she hit em with the "get me a ring" Good on them, seem like a happy couple for this tiny interaction.

[@laclaregross3781]

Bruh the part where he said that all these white women get text on Facebook from Indian guys saying “I wanna marry you” is so accurate it’s not even funny

[@coolguy-zm7tn]

I’m sorry about that, I often thought Indian women are strong, because they have to deal with all this, but the internet has taken sh!t international

[@alexaaa12]

Unfortunately I'm ashamed of this

[@alonzo_go]

you have no reason to be a single cat lady at 35, then.

[@bune1035]

​@@alonzo_go there is nothing wrong with having a cat. Millions times less pathetic than flirting constantly for desperation.

[@AaronAttelOfficial]

😂😂😂 mate, your comedy is next level!!

[@godemperorletoatreidesii6971]

I can't tell if hes roasting him or complimenting him 😂

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

A little from column A, a little from column B.

[@user-sr7ed1yz7c]

Kutti is one of the go-to for what words your Indian friend is gonna teach you. Like "Upnaaaaaaaaaay" and such.

[@paneraemployee12]

Akaash is always like this😂

[@chasejansen8912]

This is the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a long time

[@arco4936]

As a adopted kid with two white moms pretty accurate 😂😅😅

[@xandermichael836]

My condolences

[@arco4936]

@@xandermichael836 for what? A loving and caring family?

[@f4iryc4tm0th3r]

@@arco4936 don’t listen to them, i’m sure your moms are amazing

[@AdityaKumar-pz3ko]

​@@xandermichael836lol

[@_UCS_SwapnilSahaiSrivastav]

​@@xandermichael836lmao

[@S42069]

I hate people who have an answer to what they want their children to be. Unless it’s a good human, it’s selfish.

[@leenapatel584]

Most times I agree with you. Here it probably was not even a second thought on what he was going to be. The guy who married the white woman is a doctor. His brother is a doctor. His father was a doctor. It’s the family profession!😃

[@S42069]

@@leenapatel584 Oh, so just because someone else in their family does it they should also do it? Sounds like the entire family is selfish and holds their children to unreasonable expectations. Let people do what they want to do, follow their own path. If they truly look up to tehse people and want to follow that path without added pressure, that is fine- otherwise it is poor parenting. There are plenty of careers that pay well and help others without having to go into crippling debt and overwhelming stress to get there.

[@glamoursangel]

Dude he's.... I can't 😩🤣🤣

[@danlutz9861]

"You're giving a lot of hope to creeps out there " 😂😂😂😂

[@AmeliaOrzo]

As an adopted Asian I feel personally attacked

[@amarrevolver4452]

How are you doing with your Cello classes?

[@AmeliaOrzo]

@@amarrevolver4452 😂 not cello but piano is every week

[@amarrevolver4452]

@@AmeliaOrzo 🤣🤣 that's awesome

[@pastelbee8125]

The way the kids LOOOOVE saying bad words in foreign languages so they can’t get in trouble 🤣

[@amani1096]

That Facebook joke is pure facts 👌🏻 💯 😂

[@DeezNuts-zx3ih]

She didnt adpot a kid from india, she adopted a husband instead 😂

[@TheLastInferno]

Idk what happened but as someone who has followed Akaash in the past a lot, he definitely had a fall from humor last year, but now it looks like he's leveled up again 👏👏👏

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Appreciate the support Brodie but also this show is from last year.

[@TheLastInferno]

@@akaashsinghcomedy damn I almost felt bad that my comment was too back handed like desi aunties but then I remembered that you're savage af 😭 I met Andrew I can't wait to meet you too!

[@karthikprakash3623]

Man decided to use Truth as his language for stand up

[@Francis-xh2hd]

The way the father said “yeahh” 😂 he really wants his son to be a doctor but forgot he would get stereotyped

[@DonkeyEgg]

I am an Indian i don't agree with him. Btw if there is a single white women in the comment section, contact me i will MERRY you.

[@kuri369kuri]

A lotta hope to a lotta creeps!!! hahahahaha that slayed me man

[@nirahcelestesingh]

Lol this made me laugh because I met my Punjabi husband online- I’m a white woman🤣🤣🤠

[@coolguy-zm7tn]

💀

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Sweet merried laife

[@sallysummerville6554]

I love this dude! He is frickin' hilarious!

[@nitaBist]

My husband is North Indian and I am black American.

[@daze8945]

Finally someone said it lol.. people in west think that all indian men are same and have white women fetish..

[@sivayyanaiduakula9543]

He is from which state?

[@kashmirindia1692]

Is he from Uttrakhand, because your surname is Bisht

[@JadedeaJade]

I often find a lot of Indian men are shocked that I am, or that some Black women in general are attracted to them. Shame. Congrats on your marriage.

[@dytschjvxghb]

​@@JadedeaJadehey relax dude..majority of them are creepy as hell.. And they stink..🙊👃💩😰🙊👃

[@denisesteins1606]

Guy’s hilarious, I’d probably marry him if he texted me asking 😅

[@tobecontinued.]

"I weeell marry you" 😂😂😂

[@prakharjain9801]

That dude is living THE Indian dream! 🎉

[@eagelskater]

I'm mostly hispanic and american indian. Met my fiance in a video game he's white white. Half Australian half British I don't think he can get much whiter unless he was blonde he already gots the blue eyes. I talk about cooking and he just. He put a pizza in the oven on the rack directly because he'd never heard of a cookie sheet. He works in IT. He can do the tech stuff I'm cooking because I don't want to see his spice cabinet.

[@adelesiopeyemi2923]

I have watched this shit more than 20 times and I laugh each time. This guy cracks me up

[@thekingofnobodys3454]

WE WANT HIM TO BE A DOCTOR how about you let him be what he wants

[@harika_9399]

Yea no, doesn’t work in most Asian countries

[@thekingofnobodys3454]

@@harika_9399 I get that but you also get my point I hope

[@SurajGupta_3D]

Like what? Struggling actor working at Burger king living pay check to pay check just like majority of youngsters in US?

[@underthehood6206]

@@SurajGupta_3Doing to college will still leave you broke for a long time and that’s if you get high paying job to clear your student loans. Being a doctor will take 10 years. So good luck

[@ALu-nq8rf]

"She Indian enough"😂😂😂😂

[@Th3NoobQueen]

THiS IS WRONGGG Kutti means female dog, (not a curse) or you’re no longer freinds Kutta means male dog, or is a curse, worse than the English version but it is also used to say dog commonly

[@zigzaghyena]

Bitch also means female dog, it wasn't a curse to start with that's just how it ended up, there is literally nothing wrong with his translation.

[@Private.R]

What the word for a female dog in English?

[@vettie]

yo akaash is killing it dude

[@Darkness09ization]

This guy is good😆

[@buraqrak]

I've seen you in Flagrant2 clips and am positively surprised by your stand up

[@tdns01]

that is true I almost never see a white kid adopted by someone who isn’t white lol

[@Random-qi3vv]

very rare. But theres this pakistani family that adopts kids like a factory. White ,black,asian you name it,they got it. Foster family

[@peacelife]

That "I will married you" got me 😂😂😂

[@shichi6309]

"I will marry you"😆😆😆😆

[@alexhutchison8447]

This whole interaction was perfect