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@DylanIsInTrouble5 жыл бұрын
*lots of hand gestures* GET MY FRIEND'S BOOK. I really want to be a dang movie star!! www.amazon.com/Dark-Glass-Alliance-Joanna-Hathaway/dp/0765396416
@Emma_smith5 жыл бұрын
Dylan Is In Trouble doesn’t work
@jasminehouston20905 жыл бұрын
The link doesn’t work 😭
@hage89455 жыл бұрын
I really want to buuut my parents don't let me buy anything from online....
@steph660625 жыл бұрын
Lose the bracket/parenthesis at the end of the link Dylan! It's making the link not work 😬
@hage89455 жыл бұрын
You talking the tea cup voice is just yes..... I nominate Dylan for oscar
@quinceyclouds32083 жыл бұрын
“This cup has a crack. He’s cracked” He’s- he’s chipped....
@jamirasingss65183 жыл бұрын
I LOST MY SHIT SAYING HES CHIPPED
@rosselynruiz52983 жыл бұрын
Why tf did I think of harry from harry potter cause of the scar
@vayaxox85963 жыл бұрын
@@rosselynruiz5298 why tf did I just finish watching Harry Potter now I see everyone commenting about Harry potter
@madilai16313 жыл бұрын
@@vayaxox8596 because Emma Watson was in Harry Potter...
@vayaxox85963 жыл бұрын
@@madilai1631 well, I literally said everyone not from just this video so-
@angecalderon83634 жыл бұрын
"He's cracked as a cup... Does that translate as a severed arm?" 💀💀💀 he has missing baby teeth he's a kid 😂😂
@justme74104 жыл бұрын
Angela Calderon i actually didn’t know that missing baby teeth I thought it was a severed arm too😂
@Dani-ow2eq4 жыл бұрын
Never thought about that 🤭😂
@hamiltonfan69534 жыл бұрын
HIS NAME IS CHIP
@shanisevenn4 жыл бұрын
@@hamiltonfan6953 I wonder if his name was chip as a human and it was just a coincidence or if they just started calling him chip after🤔
@tmenke884 жыл бұрын
I believe in the original he had a chipped tooth. His name was also chip
@mossburries3 жыл бұрын
The father: literally sends the horse away to warn Belle Dylan: THAT UNFAITHFUL HORSE!
@mumpsternugget2 жыл бұрын
Belle: rides the horse back to the castle Dylan: WHY WOULD THE HORSE BRING SOME GIRL BACK TO THE CASTLE
@simsp.h80413 жыл бұрын
“Are you trying to imply that Josh Gad’s character is gay?” Literally what was happening the entire movie
@butterflyflyaway40983 жыл бұрын
Not me scrolling all the way down to find this comment.
@Hannah-B192 жыл бұрын
I know right? I was like “trying to imply”? It was obvious from his first scene. Dylan’s just oblivious😂 love him though
@junereishi2 жыл бұрын
I mean I don’t blame him, Disney literally made no effort to make him explicitly gay; didn’t give him a romantic interest of partner, they had him dance with a man for like 3 seconds before cutting away.
@sendradins2 жыл бұрын
@@butterflyflyaway4098 PLEASE ME TOO
@Itzme_Z10 ай бұрын
@@butterflyflyaway4098bro why same😂
@BournetoRead4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: “I wish his voice was more deep and scary” Beast: “I TOLD YOU TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER” Dylan: * surprised pikachu face *
@red46793 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you just gave me SUCH a lough-flash XDXDXD Thanks on that sis XD
@kdkjejeii3423 жыл бұрын
corpse wouldve been a good voice
@peachyheck86243 жыл бұрын
@@kdkjejeii342 lollll thats also what crossed my mind when he said that
@livywithane3 жыл бұрын
Yass lol when I whatched that part, I jumped.😲😰😅
@jellytheasexualincubus54533 жыл бұрын
W H E E Z E
@threexx88085 жыл бұрын
6:50 Belle: "Stay safe" Dylan: *laughs at character's almost assured demise* "Oh he's dying for sure!" 😂😂
@user-gx5ym1sp3k5 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard ! 😂😂😂
@diamondbaker14194 жыл бұрын
Tara Lyn well can you blame him? Most Disney parents die (Except, Tiana’s Mom, Hercules’s Dad and Stepmom, Mulan’s parents, Aurora’s parents, Rapunzel’s parents, Moana’s parents, Jim’s Mom, and I’m pretty sure a couple more, but you get the point)
@macaron75364 жыл бұрын
@@diamondbaker1419 well someone did die in Moana's life which was her grandmother
@Angelica-pv4rd4 жыл бұрын
Tara Lyn 😂
@BritnyMusson3 жыл бұрын
Movie: He had a very traumatic childhood. Dylan : That doesn't excuse him being a douche.
@nanalove38193 жыл бұрын
well Dylan is right.
@infjelphabasupporter84162 жыл бұрын
As someone with a very traumatic childhood I can confirm Dylan is right.
@user-ru5tf2oz9j2 жыл бұрын
@@infjelphabasupporter8416 a are you ok?
@infjelphabasupporter84162 жыл бұрын
@@user-ru5tf2oz9j I'm fine. (House burns down)
@ShamaD2742 жыл бұрын
Trauma just explains one's actions. It doesn't excuse it.
@danniiefoster31723 жыл бұрын
Not me softly whispering, "it's a glove" over and over until Dylan realizes it himself.
@bubblegumghost1992 жыл бұрын
bruh same
@stephanietanner9509 Жыл бұрын
Same except I was yelling it
@jillianlaylataylor5 жыл бұрын
“I love you.” Dylan: “You haven’t known him for that long.” Disney: “We dOn’T cArE”
@honeyboy79784 жыл бұрын
Actually we dont know for how long she has known the beast she probably stayed in the Castle for months they never tell you
@stillvisibletoallusers4 жыл бұрын
Most Disney princesses fall in love after 2-5 days with the Prince. Lol.
@lorettajacobs82564 жыл бұрын
@@stillvisibletoallusers Or in sleeping beauty the prince falls in love with a 'sleeping body'
@stillvisibletoallusers4 жыл бұрын
@@lorettajacobs8256 yeah I've watched those "creepy side of disney" videos lol. Childhood ruining stuff. That's so messed up.
@CowgirlGoneJumper4 жыл бұрын
meeliperd flexingsavage this is different though. You can see it go from fall to winter which says at the very least a month
@raeburnoliver63345 жыл бұрын
Dylan: You can't die in a disney movie unless it's accidental. Me: DOES THE NAME MUFASA MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!
@CaffeineDeprivation5 жыл бұрын
Bambi's Mom: Am I a joke to you?
@badboyluvr4 жыл бұрын
Ursula: Hold my beer.
@lemonpancake27744 жыл бұрын
😥😥
@TheWeeklyFangirl4 жыл бұрын
Maleficent: I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch..."
@mariumaunali_4 жыл бұрын
THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
@paigeelise54213 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about how poor of a decision it was for Belle to become royalty in France during this time period???
@nooralbadri46143 жыл бұрын
oh shit I've never thought of that before...
@disha48493 жыл бұрын
why tho i didn't get it?
@nooralbadri46143 жыл бұрын
@@disha4849 because they had a French revulsion at that time and murdered the royal family. You know Marie Antoinette and Ludivg XVI??
@alexb81593 жыл бұрын
@@disha4849 bcz of the french revolution. Every royal was decapitated with the guillotine.
@siphomavuso4573 жыл бұрын
So belle is dead????????
@bucknerfamily77163 жыл бұрын
Dylan: attracted to Ursula Also Dylan: scared of a wardrobe
@gmangan4064 жыл бұрын
Love how this movie takes place in France but everyone has British accents
@luckywithpaint77734 жыл бұрын
Good point
@katewhitford90174 жыл бұрын
It seems in lots of Disney movies they all have British accents.
@lace6854 жыл бұрын
Why did I never think about that
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Tiny village in France: everyone is british. Chernobyl in the USSR which was against the US/UK: British accents.
@hamiltonfan69534 жыл бұрын
Huffle Puff THANK YOU!!
@vivienneeliza49865 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why Dylan crying over the furniture is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
@arianna91865 жыл бұрын
Same
@anastasiabrown38015 жыл бұрын
I cried at that part too and my roommate thought I was pmsing she was so surprised
@aracellipotter5 жыл бұрын
That scene is so sad 💔 I cried too
@steph07115 жыл бұрын
I cried too when I first saw it
@elina31185 жыл бұрын
Which minute
@stephaniejohnson2293 жыл бұрын
"He's cracked." HE'S CHIPPED HOW DARE YOU.
@ZiggyonMars2 жыл бұрын
My dad was one of the sculptors on this movie! He made the doorways and the bridges, as well as the magical instruments. I went to the premiere with him in London :)
@phoniex44582 жыл бұрын
woah that’s so cool!
@flylikeanowl86672 жыл бұрын
That sounds wonderful :)
@nontomabaso5525 Жыл бұрын
Dad did a great job for real👏
@rebeckajg2862 Жыл бұрын
Oh, my gosh that’s so sick! The architecture was beautiful! ☺️
@AshHasAYoutubeChannel7 ай бұрын
wow ur dad is like a real life Maurice! so cool (maurice is belles dads name)
@aaliyah-joyabdulsalam79565 жыл бұрын
Movie: Talking teapots, duster and candle relationships Dylan: *sparkles float onto dress* Where’s the science in that? Me: wtf😂😂 you’re watching clocks talk and you care about the dress
@aliyahklepac67975 жыл бұрын
Aaliyah Joy I’m dying right know
@mia84154 жыл бұрын
I WAS HOPING I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT LMFAOOO
@aiai95714 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@BigbangG54 жыл бұрын
I love how Dylan laughs at all the murder scenes but he tears up over dying furnitures.. priceless!
@freshbrewedasmr33782 жыл бұрын
Honesty the dying furniture makes me tear up more than the Beast dying
@Missy39402 жыл бұрын
@@freshbrewedasmr3378 Same.
@OliveNLuv Жыл бұрын
@@freshbrewedasmr3378 Agreed! I wasn't expecting the furniture to die!
@XxLostFinalGirlxX11 ай бұрын
Relatable
@livinglifedifferent198911 ай бұрын
Mine was the foot ottoman (puppy)
@MadisonHall-zq7wq3 жыл бұрын
The dad: *says something nice* Dylan: Oh, is he gonna die? Yep. He’s too nice for this world. Belle: “be safe dad.” Dylan: yea he’s definitely gonna die
@emeralduk203 жыл бұрын
20:45 Belle-"what are you reading?" Beast-"nothing." Dylan-"he's reading playboy! even beasts have urges" 🤣 made me actually LOL
@nnm14822 жыл бұрын
Pls he's so funny😭
@michellelopez36625 жыл бұрын
I love how Dylan’s called the horse “Phillipe,Phillipé,and Philliper 😂😂
@kindanothere13215 жыл бұрын
Michelle Lopez He’s called Le Fou Le fool and called Gaston Gasten and Ghasty
@intothemagic4 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Matthew Ghastly.
@wlammy31714 жыл бұрын
Michelle Lopez, I died when he watched Mulan and said “go Muli!!!” 😂😂
@ariananatasa27314 жыл бұрын
@@wlammy3171 😂😂
@mishapenmoonmoth4 жыл бұрын
i mean in the aladdin one he calls abu travis this is really nothing new
@aniya-7854 жыл бұрын
Dylan: What is Belle’s job Me: She is a _woman_ in the mid-1700s
@user-zp8we4zk2i3 жыл бұрын
And only the richest had the economics to not work. And i mean like the 0.000007% if even that...
@shanayazaveri26203 жыл бұрын
She could have been a scullery maid, or a hand in kitchen, or a farm laborer.
@aniya-7853 жыл бұрын
Shanaya Zaveri She definitely wouldn’t have gotten payed for it tho
@user-zp8we4zk2i3 жыл бұрын
@@aniya-785 and you think the males got paid? Atleast not money. Both male and female got paid in housing or food. If not, then they got money. Why do you think they worked otherwise?
@aniya-7853 жыл бұрын
12 21 I wasn’t thinking about the guys and I was leaning more towards indentured servitude
@lovelyjuliexo3 жыл бұрын
aw man i wanted to see Dylan’s reaction to the whole “belle and her dad used to live in Paris until a disease hit and the mom died so they left-“
@helenbutler26223 жыл бұрын
Ikr! He brings the plague into so many films but like the one it's actually in.... nothing
@fizasabir57023 жыл бұрын
“Coughing = close to death” People watching in 2020:👁👄👁😬
@killingeveedits82283 жыл бұрын
21***
@rebecca7094 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "You can't die unless it's accidental in a Disney movie" Flynn Rider: Hold my nose
@laurenm.74674 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@belhlv4 жыл бұрын
KSKDKDKDKDKSKSKKSSK
@my-vital-organs4 жыл бұрын
MUFASA!!!!!
@helloitsme39824 жыл бұрын
you mean mufasa
@timn11.043 жыл бұрын
Bambi's mother
@alannasincere4945 жыл бұрын
Dylan: THE BEAST KILLS THE FATHER Me in my head: Have you ever seen Beauty and the Beast Dylan: I don’t remember, it seems right Me: 🤦🏾♀️😂
@ellamarie99445 жыл бұрын
I think he just remembered the beast being in the woods at some point, because he went "oh" when he saved Belle from the wolves
@staceylister174 жыл бұрын
this was literally me the entire time
@thecinemortician3 жыл бұрын
"They stop fighting because they look pretty now?" Misogyny's a hell of a drug
@tall_rainbow_3 жыл бұрын
*human turns into beast* dylan: yep *gold floats onto girls dress* dylan: don’t understand the science of that
@saraivillarreal22304 жыл бұрын
Dylan: *watching a movie about a prince turned into a beast and everyone else turned to household items Also Dylan: *watches sparkles put on a dress “ I don’t understand the science behind that”
@lalahfreak0074 жыл бұрын
Thank God I wasn't the only one focusing on that. LMAO
@marzin1374 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts
@hannahaouchan49043 жыл бұрын
this is the comment i have been looking for!!! THANK YOU LMAO
@angelabaird9064 жыл бұрын
“Coughing=close to death” That aged well.
@someweirdo83803 жыл бұрын
Oh noes
@N1K0.D4WN3 жыл бұрын
Oh sheet.
@firewolf71082 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jade.n.2 жыл бұрын
When the comment says 1 year ago and it's still relevant... ouch
@kaelahbaldwin412 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nadia15733 жыл бұрын
“You can’t die in Disney unless it’s accidental” Mufasa is quaking in his grave
@hollypetzold2103 жыл бұрын
“i think lafool is kinda into gastin”... i’m speechless.
@catpiccle28584 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "I'd like to see them have more romantic moments" also Dylan: *makes gagging faces every time they do something cute*
@Awjikis3 жыл бұрын
@1 month ago well he is a BEAST
@DecemberSfy3 жыл бұрын
Stockholm Syndrome
@gwen98623 жыл бұрын
It's not really Stockholm syndrome because Belle is given a nice clean place to stay, she is able to go outside. Stockholm syndrome means you already are in love with the captor, but Belle hated the beast when they first met. She fell in love with the Beast's personality and beauty within, not the fact he's taken her hostage.
@yorkielover26763 жыл бұрын
@1 month ago mmmm i mean they did, but like they weren't as clear. Like at first ,she saw that he was that way because of his father. and found out he was cursed. Then he offered her a library, and started to let go a bit around her. then they started having some more fun and like laughing together. Then yeah, so i guess they could have shown that more but it wasn't too bad
@celinahatton26533 жыл бұрын
@@gwen9862 no, that is not how Stockholm Syndrome works. You are not in love with your captor prior to, or upon, the kidnapping.
@catjambe5 жыл бұрын
le fool= Lefou gastan=Gaston philliper=Philippe crack=Chip
@moppertrommel5 жыл бұрын
HE CALLED CHIP CRACK SKSKSKKS
@sailorcat4 жыл бұрын
Well, "Lefou" really means "the fool" xD (or "the crazy one")
@EyeGeeAre4 жыл бұрын
XD
@himanivachhani55754 жыл бұрын
gaston was gassy for sure
@rubykgarrett4 жыл бұрын
*HE REALLY CALLED HIM CRACK-*
@lolli_popples3 жыл бұрын
Just, the way Dylan's eyes light up at the prospect of the beast killing the father. Impeccable
@leslyminaya623 Жыл бұрын
The live action did not capture the fathers quirky and weird but lovable funny nature… in the animation he is fascinated when he sees Lumier (enchanted candelabra ) and Cogsworth (enchanted clock). He said “How is this accomplished ?🧐” or something like that!!!!❤❤❤
@sawanna5087 ай бұрын
He does that in the live action. He looks closely at them (He even picks Lumier up I think) and says something fascinated.
@phoebeahn89414 жыл бұрын
Original: everyone has American accents Live action: everyone has British accents French people: 🤦🤦🤦
@jeevigakapilan70133 жыл бұрын
Omg this is so accurate lmao
@jeevigakapilan70133 жыл бұрын
At least it's better than our weird french accent
@Claire-td1ng3 жыл бұрын
We have the movie with french voices, why would we need the movie in English and with a french accent? Wait, I totally missed the point lol forget it, I should just go to sleep
@akankshasingh70003 жыл бұрын
Ik this is random but you should hear "Once upon a dream," (the sleeping beauty song) in French (the place where the story is set up), and it sounds really beautiful. It'll be cool to see Beauty and the Beast in french too. P.S if you think about it a lot of Disney princess movies are based in France (belle, aurora, cinderella...)
@faithlee45723 жыл бұрын
Ikr I mean my family came here a a LOOoong time ago and of course I have an american accent but oh my watching a movie where it's based in france and they have british accents 😂🤦
@nicodiangelo62455 жыл бұрын
Belle is unemployed because back then women didnt have jobs Edit: yes I know some women had jobs but keep in mind shes a young girl who didn't really need one
@sirenia12415 жыл бұрын
they did. Horrible jobs, but jobs nevertheless. Poor people always had jobs.
@nicodiangelo62455 жыл бұрын
@@sirenia1241 I never said poor people didn't have jobs I was just saying she most likely didn't have a job due to her gender
@giulia34105 жыл бұрын
@@sirenia1241 no they didn't have jobs. There is a reason why marriage at that time was really important for women: they depended on their father until they got married and depended on their husband.
@beachesincali76065 жыл бұрын
@@giulia3410 Nope. Children would help out around the house or around the farm. They were laborers who didn't get paid. Wives would help out with farming, cleaning, cooking, and they took care of the children. A farm was a husbands job but it was also the wives and the children's. It's a complete lie that woman never worked. Only upper class/wealthy women didn't work.
@beachesincali76065 жыл бұрын
The reason marriage was so important was because of religion and social pressure. Also children, parents wanted their children to be a bit more successful and have grandchildren so that they could take care of them in old age.
@champagneproblemz73863 жыл бұрын
“he’s got superhuman strength” Ya Dylan,he got beast strength
@lilyy43293 жыл бұрын
"can we get hermione up in here? I'm ready for some wizardry" PLS THANK YOU THAT MADE MY DAYY
@pennyj55955 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Everybody’s favorite diabolical duo... Le Fool & Gasten
@PolyBiBadger5 жыл бұрын
Penny J LeFou
@kindanothere13215 жыл бұрын
Bellatrix Silverly They know they are just saying it like Dylan says it
@PolyBiBadger5 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Matthew oh 😅 well either way it works lol
@Blaineiskindagay4 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@tomuchcamoflauge4 жыл бұрын
@@PolyBiBadger lefou literaly translates to the fool so he's like half right
@Chodanipadilla4 жыл бұрын
HE WORE THE POWDERED WIG BECAUSE ITS FRANCE LOL, THATS WHAT THEY WORE IN LIKE 1800’sz
@margaritam.91184 жыл бұрын
Dania Ples *1700s
@margaritam.91184 жыл бұрын
Dania Ples *1700s
@oddeyes94134 жыл бұрын
It was actually in the 1600/1700s. They were done away with in the 1800s because they wanted a more natural look instead of extreme paleness with red cheeks lips, and painted on beauty marks to hide small pox scars. It was very fashionable for men and women to do this too. I actually did this *Regency era* makeup in college for a class and it was miserable to put on and take off.
@theliteraryspinster4 жыл бұрын
Odd Eyes94 do you mean rococo?
@SlavaZone4 жыл бұрын
@@oddeyes9413 Also, in order to dress so extravagantly, the rich taxed the poor to the point of starvation which lead to the French Revolution. If you dressed to showed wealth, you were gonna get mugged and mobbed and killed, so the style changed after that to preserve their lives. :P Plus, a whole religious movement about being conservative is more close to God, etc etc. A bit more complicated than they just wanted a more natural look! XD
@beau22973 жыл бұрын
No one dies in Disney Actually in the Little Mermaid, price Eric straight up kills Ursula the sea witch. It makes you wonder what kind of shenanigans he gets up to. He got ship wrecked, is saved by a mysterious woman who he says he will marry, shows a mute girl around his kingdom, says he will marry the mysterious singing woman that showed up in the morning by sunset that night, kills the sea witch and then marries Ariel. All this in seemingly in about a week and his subjects take it all in stride. Prince Eric is EPIC!!! Also note all the deaths due to war in Mulan, various characters in Lion King, and many others.
@lauren.r293 жыл бұрын
Well tbf Ursula did put him under a spell to marry her so that she would have Ariel soul? Idk how to put it.
@lblincoe20942 жыл бұрын
I have never actually seen the live action version myself, but I really appreciate that they included the information that the enchantress erased everyone's memories because it never made sense to me that there was just this giant castle, that was inhabited by this wealthy, powerful prince, who threw all these well attended balls for the kingdom and stuff, and yet somehow no one knows the castle is there or who the freaking PRINCE is. The beast isn't even that old when Belle meets him so being turned and going into isolation couldn't have been that long ago, it's been maybe a decade, and everyone just FORGOT?? Having their memories erased makes much more sense!
@sawanna5087 ай бұрын
In the audio version of the animated movie it is said the rose will bloom untill his 21th Birthday so he would only have been a beast for several years but on the other hand it feels as if the castle was enchanted for ages..
@themimsy4 жыл бұрын
“The candle is in love with the duster????” Well they WERE human at one point...
@kaijello5 жыл бұрын
when does he realize that the magic carpet ride is Aladdin, not beauty and the beast
@SasukeUchiha7234 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Whimsy36924 жыл бұрын
Because he wasn't talking about Beauty and the Beast...
@poggies76394 жыл бұрын
He was talking about Disney movies in general
@aholman1023 жыл бұрын
Belle to Philippe: "what happened?" Dylan: "ha she asks the horse as if it's gonna answer her" Literally the SILVERWARE, DRESSER, CANDELABRA, PIANO, CLOCK, COAT-HANGER, and the DUSTER talks in this movie I wouldn't think it is unrealistic for the horse to talk too lol
@DianaBelikova3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: Lafou might be gay. He maybe was into Gaston all this time? Me: You don't say! The movie was banned in several cinema theatres in Alabama and other south homophobic states because there was a rumour there is gonna be a secondary gay character. Which cave you have been sleeping in the spring of 2017?
@sakinajivani44243 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how homophobic people can be
@milo_thatch_incarnate2 жыл бұрын
He was probably off enjoying his life and NOT going full social justice warrior about Disney movie theater openings in some random American state… 😂
@mariumaunali_4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: you can't die in a Disney movie unless it's accidental. Mufasa: hold my pride rock
@shey47614 жыл бұрын
Marium Salim underrated comment 😂
@suedoty41584 жыл бұрын
Well it wasn't written by them. It was stolen from 'Kimba the white Lion'.
@Elisa-wp5bg4 жыл бұрын
Maleficent: hold my scepter
@blueblueberry98424 жыл бұрын
@@Elisa-wp5bg Ursula : hold "my" trident
@w.centerprisesbluestar86034 жыл бұрын
@@suedoty4158 i'm sorry, but..... As if.
@Lisa-py4rn4 жыл бұрын
Dylan talking about the same piece of fabric: "Yeah give him a *towel* that'll help." "Give him a *blanket* " "You just put your *scarf* on him outside."
@lindseysquire84173 жыл бұрын
And the fabric is a cloak. We love Dylan.
@amishisinghal86452 жыл бұрын
LOL so true, he's such a 5 year old XD
@noneofyourbusiness67362 жыл бұрын
Dylan: the crack in Chip’s cup could mean he’s missing an arm in real life His English teachers: **blinking through the tears** We’ve taught him well on analysing
@swartz87312 жыл бұрын
11:20 "what if it's not a stick.. 🤨 what if it's a wand..! 🧙🏻♀️😂
@nicodemussawbones59414 жыл бұрын
Yes, Lefou is gay in this version, and if I recognize him right he ends up with the guy who was flattered that the wardrobe told him he was beautiful after that impromptu makeover during the fight scene. I'm glad Lefou got a happier ending after Gaston's death, I don't remember it ever being addressed in the original what happened to him.
@sophiewurzbacher35824 жыл бұрын
Yap
@creepypastapudding35314 жыл бұрын
I think it was just heavily implied he ran out when the mob did in the animated version.
@apotheosica4 жыл бұрын
the wardrobe... the CLOSET... the man who came out of the closet...
@carinauher60514 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s right
@nickieb26364 жыл бұрын
I'm 8 months late to this, but Lefou was bad along with Gaston, so that fact that they made him good just because he was gay is irritating
@sytherr21575 жыл бұрын
"Like you can kill my whole family but if you're a hot princess I'll forgive you" what an icon 😂
@RA-hs6ry5 жыл бұрын
8:00
@hopeyougetbetter97014 жыл бұрын
I'M READING THIS AS HE SAY IT
@kalliheaven95493 жыл бұрын
My brain throughout the video: "CuZ u GoT aN eMoTiOnAl RaNgE oF a TeAspOon"
@nnng93 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the director of this movie also direscted Twilight Breaking Dawn part 1 & 2. He really learned how to direct movies 😂
@HaeloJack6 ай бұрын
You can tell, because the end credits are exactly the same, really long, and show you every single character in the film, looking up at the camera, with the shot slowly moving away from them.
@bangtan_love2375 жыл бұрын
Belle isn't into his money, she's into his library.
@Sabrinajaine5 жыл бұрын
He gave that bitch a library. Bitches love libraries.
@amy-zo7mo5 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrinajaine oath
@0927kira5 жыл бұрын
Thats the same thing... both are materialistic stuff Or is this supposed to be sarcastic
@krystalharris12595 жыл бұрын
Me TOO
@carmenquintana25495 жыл бұрын
I want a library
@maddiemoiselle99984 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my two favorite Beauty and the Beast characters, LeFool and Gast-in
@lizziep1413 жыл бұрын
maddiemoiselle *LeFou
@octane17133 жыл бұрын
Lizzie P Obviously. But they were making this thing called a joke. So that’s why they said Le “fool”
@telescopia40203 жыл бұрын
@@lizziep141 you're still in 2001 but i can still r/woosh this
@user-jg9px1xu4e3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂gastin
@lizziep1413 жыл бұрын
@@octane1713 To be honest when I first read this comment I didn’t notice it was a joke (I’m not à native english speaker). I read it again and I don’t understand my comment myself. But thank you, you were very respectful
@rickak17242 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "You haven't known him for that long." Me: Their relationship and the time they spent together is higher than the average princess relationship, about 5 minutes or less... This is why I love Belle, it was a much better relationship because they slowly fell in love and had trust and didn't just fall in love in like first sight or first minute..
@Kristina-yd7hd3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: I forget these are musicals Me: It’s a DISNEY movie Dylan: Dose the monster kill the father! Me: It’s a DISNEY movie Dylan
@Niko_Lestrange4 жыл бұрын
"we're still on the same song?!?!" Note to self: dylan doesnt know what a reprise is.
@KaytchC17903 жыл бұрын
Omg my thought exactly! 😅
@pearlrosedasilva72282 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@silentaria32415 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily related, but does anyone remember the movie Anastasia? God that was a great film.
@whyuwannaknowmyname11585 жыл бұрын
Yes!! A true MASTERPIECE!!
@theholiestfugly5 жыл бұрын
YES. IT WAS SO GOOD. Oh my god. I always felt like I was the only person who thought back to that movie, but I'm so glad I'm not alone.
@AM-hz8xv5 жыл бұрын
I love Anastasia, and the soundtrack is banging!
@gwendolyn24425 жыл бұрын
My favourite film as a kid!
@sunshinezzz44665 жыл бұрын
yessss
@lalitaabreulobo44443 жыл бұрын
27:42 “ wHaT ArE yOu DoInG tO mE”
@meeitsmee27573 жыл бұрын
I came here just bc of the betraying horse reference he makes in every single video with a horse
@rach26805 жыл бұрын
10 minutes of Dylan not knowing the plot of beauty and the beast 😂😂
@anonymousperson5604 жыл бұрын
oh my god it is 10 minutes AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@filigrimm41995 жыл бұрын
Dylan - "Is she gonna eat with her.. mouth" Me - "Wha.. what do you usually eat with Dylan?"
@mowganashwey4 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of South Park after reading this comment lol
@alakazellae-commerce96272 жыл бұрын
I love that at @27:15 you can see Dylan's eyes to water. @27:22 he's trying to keep it together. But at @27:30 when Dylan's eyebrows go up just a little. It's the first time I see him sad in a video. You're going to make me cry, Dylan. : /
@mikey_m1143 жыл бұрын
“For who could ever learn to love a beast?” People who are into monsters: *Cha Cha, real smooth*
@ellavalaskatzis92393 жыл бұрын
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did lmao
@iaraferreira62515 жыл бұрын
Dylan, here's a lesson: EVERY DISNEY MOVIE IS A MUSICAL Edit: I know not *every* Disney movie is a musical, I just chose to generalize. You guys took this comment waaaaay too serious
@sailorcat4 жыл бұрын
Not every movie, but most of them xD
@reem23874 жыл бұрын
@@sailorcat 99.9% of them🤷
@missmangas72984 жыл бұрын
Treasure Planet got only one song so it doesn't count as a musical, Atlantis didn't have any; same for The Black Cauldron. Theses 3 movies aren't musicals but the rest are :)
@iaraferreira62514 жыл бұрын
@@missmangas7298 @Sailor Cat Jesus, I know it's not LITERALLY every movie, I just generalized
@missmangas72984 жыл бұрын
@@iaraferreira6251 It's ok, you made a good choice! Thank's for sharing it :)
@zoew_5 жыл бұрын
CHIP DYLAN, HIS NAME IS CHIP...
@xcleezee95975 жыл бұрын
Zoe Williams I was thinking maybe the kid had a chipped tooth
@oniria42765 жыл бұрын
oh my GOD I JUST GOT IT
@noellefritz56785 жыл бұрын
Zoe Williams also HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED GASTAWN NOT GASTN
@Blaineiskindagay4 жыл бұрын
I like “crack”better now XD
@washedblue4 жыл бұрын
umm no, I'm pretty sure it's Crack. I'm a historian I know this
@livok71273 жыл бұрын
20:36 throw...✍️ yourself...✍️ in front...✍️ of...✍️ wolves...✍️ ok got it thanks dylan
@yolandavizitiu16553 жыл бұрын
watching someone react to the beauty and the beast story for the first time is so refreshing-especially bc it's dylan
@colleen_marie5 жыл бұрын
You having basically zero recollection of the of the original is making this so much better
@lizrussell42595 жыл бұрын
Flowers & Starlight my exact same thought 😂
@geraldinewoods2545 жыл бұрын
I HATE YOU
@colleen_marie5 жыл бұрын
geraldine woods why?
@geraldinewoods2545 жыл бұрын
@@colleen_marie idk u offended me lol
@colleen_marie5 жыл бұрын
geraldine woods how did I offend you?
@djunamason88014 жыл бұрын
Dylan editing: "coughing = close to death" Me in 2020: yeah, pretty much!
@marwaaaa4204 жыл бұрын
Djuna Mason omggg that's right 😂😂
@Zelda00Gamer4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit!
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Back then too, consumption!
@Epodmusic173 жыл бұрын
This joke aged beautifully
@jellytheasexualincubus54533 жыл бұрын
Pffffffffffffft
@abigailhinds55863 жыл бұрын
Dylan “you can’t die unless it’s accident” Me: “Just wait until he watches lion king
@karlijnbremer15083 жыл бұрын
They should’ve hired corpse husband for the voice of the beast
@alexandrawrites50282 жыл бұрын
YES!! OMG thank you for this comment
@aliceplamedie51475 жыл бұрын
Dylan his name is literally chip because he’s ..... chipped, honey, he’s chipped 🤣
@mowganashwey4 жыл бұрын
This comment 💕😂
@_OmniscientNootNoot_4 жыл бұрын
How did he not see the connection🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@alyssakays3674 жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely right about having more scenes with Belle and the Beast getting to know each other. A better name for this film would be Emma Watson and Household Objects.
@E3g44 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Kays that should be the name like
@triforceofevil3 жыл бұрын
good bye let harry potter actors grow out of their roles in the franchise i stg
@readingdino7113 жыл бұрын
@@triforceofevil I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. I'm stupid. Sorry.
@kanwarsingh53323 жыл бұрын
@@readingdino711 Exactly what I was thinking!😂
@abbysmith52142 жыл бұрын
"i would love to see more scenes of them getting closer, ya know?" *skips over and doesn't mention the scene where they travel to paris and belle realizes he's a good person and understands him*
@oyeanelatedmarker10823 жыл бұрын
The beast is literally dying and what does he say “ oh his lips arent that hairy, you can kiss” my gosh that was funny XD
@wishedeternity45135 жыл бұрын
Dylan: “Who could ever love a beast?” Cut to furry con *Me: WHEEZE, damn right 😂*
@kaitlenanderson77174 жыл бұрын
Wheeze 😂 Ryan Bergara?
@wishedeternity45134 жыл бұрын
Kaitlynn Henderson Yeah 🤣 Good to find another Buzzfeed Unsolved lover!
@haileyrobinson23394 жыл бұрын
Dylan: A talking teapot? I get that's freaky, but you were just chased by wolves: Me: Yeah, but did they sPEAK??
@hiraeth251 Жыл бұрын
If they did that would be terrifying. I still take the weird furniture, imagine the wolves talking tho The wolves: grr bitch I'm gonna eat u, Oop we got you there. Shit the horse (5 minutes later): FFS we always lose the ones with horses
@mylesm.51473 жыл бұрын
3:17 Dylan: alright can we get Hermione up in here? I'm ready for some wizardry." *cut to wizardry.* everyone who made this movie: scuze-me?
@saorihirai44922 жыл бұрын
I'm also writing a book and seeing you shout your friend like that just made me shed a tear...us poor authors really struggle out here
@hsfhanaa5 жыл бұрын
"Hello?....housekeeping....this house is dusty as ish, can I come in?" When I tell you I choked on laughter 😂😂😂
@leahdavis94345 жыл бұрын
There was a WHOLE SONG about Gaston and you still mispronounced his name the whole time xD
@edengallagher10445 жыл бұрын
That announced me so much lol
@sunshinespike5 жыл бұрын
Well it's a french name and it's already mispronounced in the movie so ...
@gracehenegar88935 жыл бұрын
No one else commented on about this I’m surprised
@rebeccabrancaleone5315 жыл бұрын
Thank you it was driving me crazy. Love the video though.
@avagardner43995 жыл бұрын
yet Dylan couldn’t figure out “the little teacups”name was chip 😂
@reneenoneofyourbusiness52432 жыл бұрын
Gaston’s a bored hunter, so he’ll take any excuse to get someone as beautiful and fiery, someone rare and hard to catch as belle. Or to hunt down a beast that is only one of its kind, and possibly harder than any prey he’s ever caught.
@livywithane3 жыл бұрын
8:18 how he's so intrigued in the story is adorable. 🤣🤣🤣🥰
@monkeymaya20055 жыл бұрын
Movie: For the witch erased there memories. Dylan: So the witch erased the memories?
@royceroyce92115 жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh Well done
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Their* there is a location
@wallflowerasmr78514 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly! He acknowledged that much but by the end of the video, forgets it and then wonders why everyone was quick to attack the beast. As soon as the curse was lifted, the townsfolk remembered the castle and those who lived there so of course all was forgiven. It was a freaking Disney curse. Those things are solid... ish. 😂
@melodyhicks58105 жыл бұрын
30 mins of him slowly discovering theres a gay character 😂
@baguettegott34094 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they were veeery reluctant with the gayness... like, blame it on the time period, but they chose to make the first every canonically gay character in any Disney movie to be the dumb, fat guy who's name literally means "the fool" and the gayest thing he does is dance with a man for 2 seconds... I feel like Disney messed this up and Dylan not realizing until the end is on the movie and not on Dylan.
@nonk35094 жыл бұрын
@@baguettegott3409 I mean, the character yelling they are gay all the time wouldn't be nice either, and he was fat in the original anyways. it's no one's fault and although gay representation is good it's not necessary in a children's film.
@baguettegott34094 жыл бұрын
@@nonk3509 Yeah and it wouldn't make sense to make Le Fou a bigger plot point because of this and I'm not saying they should have. Just that is was a bad choice for their first gay character that is marketed as such. And gay representation is never "necessary" in anything, but I changed my mind on it a bit since the first time I experienced actual, meaningful representation in media for children. Because it was only then that I realized I had never had something like this and how it could have literally changed my life had I read it like ten years earlier. How much it can mean and change if it's done well. And this, well, wasn't done very well at all.
@alyazya56273 жыл бұрын
5:21 I was actually so disappointed, in the original movie, it was a giant library, here she has like 10 books only
@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын
Now it's just a "**sigh** greaaaat...." library.
@sawanna5087 ай бұрын
It was not a giant library but a small one.
@mollyg23033 жыл бұрын
He really gave me Flynn Rider vibes when he was talking about hot princesses
@hollygostick52845 жыл бұрын
Dylan being unimpressed by his own jokes is EVERYTHING
@justwannafreefx94195 жыл бұрын
Dylan being very amused by his own jokes is better in my opinion
@kst86884 жыл бұрын
“WhY Is HiS ThuMb sHapEd LikE ThAt?!?” It’s a glove, Dylan
@ellenmariedrummondscurtis Жыл бұрын
18:44 I noticed this years ago: The Beast's horns are missing here. 🐮
@notanyoneyourecognize3 жыл бұрын
2:54 *when you scream "that's a glove!" at the screen multiple times*
@janed87854 жыл бұрын
This is just 30 minutes of Dylan wanting Beauty and the Beast to be Harry Potter
@user-jp6zl5yd1h3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes it is
@patrickaintbuyinitduh52382 жыл бұрын
i mean he is just a whiny dude so...
@ehi36705 жыл бұрын
friend 1: wait didn't the beast kidnap bell friend 2: omg ya how could she fall in love with her kidnapper me: You obviously have not read wattpad
@theamazingenny5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 love a limelight opinion
@loonadom6765 жыл бұрын
Me: (to Friend 2) Stockholm syndrome helps...
@Emisop5 жыл бұрын
@@loonadom676 Except Belle doesn't show signs of Stockholm Syndrome. If she had that, she would've never left to save her father. Him saving her life helped her realize how much of a good person he really is.
@loonadom6765 жыл бұрын
@@Emisop Yeah...you got a point too....
@mrsarthurfleck5 жыл бұрын
or played episode
@charleymarie2 жыл бұрын
His face when bell hits lumiére with the pan 😂😂 priceless 12:04