Why Dylan Moran Won't Watch Game Of Thrones | Universal Comedy

Dylan Moran (Channel 4's Black Books) has just given up smoking so has been watching a lot of TV to fill the void. Here he compares Jeremy Kyle to a drunk seagull, describes his hatred of Strictly Come Dancing and Game Of Thrones.
Unfortunately for Mr Moran, David Attenborough Isn't responsible for all the TV Britain makes.
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[@lukassnakeman]

the only comedian ive ever known to have basically told his audience "shut im trying to work here"

[@RFC-3514]

You clearly haven't watched Stewart Lee, then. :-P

[@somegirl558]

Go see Ross Noble too then. "Shut your faces" is one of his usual. Also he's cool as hell

[@zoopzorp729]

Dylan is seriously one of the best stand ups, i love his mix of philosophy and hilarious

[@Mattdood.]

"say what you want about death cults- they go very well with the heavier cheddars." ahahahahaha

[@Jobbazz]

Mattdood Chowders

[@AuzzieArtyst]

@@Jobbazz Cheddars

[@KatieM786]

Ooo cheese.

[@duke3250]

Killer bit

[@jimbomcgill2241]

He’s a comedian and literally tells the audience to tone down their laughing 😂

[@Jpg700]

That's part of his bit, of course.

[@Thewouf]

I'd kill to see him try dealing with an American audience. They're insufferable, clapping every 10 seconds at the tamest of jokes

[@Herfinnur]

@@Thewouf they're nothing against a German audience

[@m.g.3013]

You got the joke. Well done man!

[@angelariley.9963]

@@m.g.3013 I didn't. What is it? I've got FOMO now.

[@pippa_peg]

"My self loathing is much worse than yours." My inner monologue is just the most brutal roast of myself constantly. There isn't anything anyone can say in order to insult me that comes even remotely close to the way I insult myself.

[@likethesunshine]

meditate every day dude you'll reach peace very soon .. arent you a sikh :D you should know this better

[@pippa_peg]

@@likethesunshine oh honey not every person who has "singh" as a sername is a sikh. Where did you get that notion from?

[@likethesunshine]

@@pippa_peg from the internet.. excuse my ignorance. Meditation every day will still cure self loathing. I can attest to it.

[@andrapopa7961]

True, whenever somebody throws an insult at me I'm like ...meh,big whoop, pathetic attempt really.

[@Fairy_Ukraine]

Try Tinder..

[@travelingmerchant2401]

"Have you ever had a bath?? That goes on a bit too long doesn't it!"

[@ARMYStrongHOOAH17]

"Why do I have to manage all this pork?!" I 'bout died 😂

[@presentfuture7563]

@@ARMYStrongHOOAH17 That's what SHE said

[@marmadukescarlet7791]

The revolting feeling of soap suds on yer skin!

[@somegirl558]

Lpl.

[@graytonw5238]

This guy is a comedic genius. The first time I ever heard of him was when my son showed me a couple episodes of Blacks Books, and not long after that we had the good fortune of seeing him when he did a show in Cleveland. The one unique quality about his style, imo, is that he can't be boxed into a few minute routine. I've seen a few clips where he was on talk shows, and he's like a passenger plane that has no runway. Those audiences can't appreciate just how good he is because his routines take time to unfold, and it can't be done in a few minutes.

[@klarak6624]

Passenger plane with no runway :D. Hehe. That´s very accurate and poetic. Maybe sometimes a difference in humour as well? Saw him on a Norwegian talk show, it was painful+funny to watch, the presenter and some politicians looked positively lost... Wait. It´s worth it kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqfGY32tgah6r8k.

[@lujayn3]

I'm filling the void with youtube videos rather than TV

[@SirTweaksalot92]

It doesn't get much more funny than a comedian telling his audience to stop laughing :D

[@T48S]

Always lose it at how perfect this Jermey Kyle impression is! YOU DID DIDN'T YOU YOU FACKING DID DIDN'T YOU

[@MrChappy39]

He nailed it with the diatribe about low quality tv. He could add the bachelorette show to the list.

[@MADKIDD623BHN]

He killed me with the "I know you're there..."...LOL

[@LaLaLadi10]

Dance with the corpse....NAILED IT

[@ThesleeplesswandererBlogspot6]

"... pale teenagers sucking the life out of everyone around them, what kind of escapism is that?" XD

[@rorywhyte6722]

Preach

[@Herfinnur]

*"where is the escapism in this"

[@xxHouseInMotionxx]

hahah brilliant

[@333Eriana]

yes, how is this new?

[@somegirl558]

Lol.

[@tiols]

I tried to low down on laughing, but I honestly can't. Love this guy

[@jojoba11]

"I wish I had the strength for that!" hahahah

[@djapojunior]

The king of ridiculous but genius comedy! :D

[@Zyzzyyx]

actually the electric television, that we use to this day, was invented in Utah, America, then first produced by R.C.A. in New York City. The Scot version was just a joke that would never be produced. ever. cause it was fundamentally not producing an actual image. But Scots like to lie.

[@djapojunior]

@@Zyzzyyx Not true, the first television was actually invented by William Wallace. The English wanted to steal his patent and that's why they went to war.

[@Zyzzyyx]

@@djapojunior that wasn't the TV we use today, no one ever produced it. The first TV that sits in your home was invented in Utah, USA, then *stolen* by RCA in New York City (NYC).

[@Zyzzyyx]

@@djapojunior nobody has a William Wallace TV. nobody.

[@Zyzzyyx]

@@djapojunior and noone ever produced a William Wallace TV, nobody. You dont own a William Wallace TV, you own a TV invented in Utah, USA then stolen patent by R.C.A. in New York. Thats the TV you own.

[@sona7444]

I love this man so much.

[@lesliefulton9219]

Loved him in Black books.. talented man.

[@Holdit66]

"I expect better service than this!" "Expect away! Get out, get out..."

[@samuelxd7954]

That guy's laugh in the begining set me off, true hearty laugh.

[@themanchestercollective3616]

" have you ever had a bath" destroyed me.

[@AaaSWE]

He is a personification of my subconscius.

[@luminair11]

Can relate.....lolol!

[@mattm3400]

Bring back black books!

[@trevscribbles]

You're now hearing the guitar intro in your head

[@Zer0nite]

Bring Black Books Back!

[@vaclavmichalekmusic]

ha, now say that 10 times quickly :D

[@Jeremyramone]

A planetary treasure. Dylan's the best.vielen dank

[@Ink364]

😂 “I don’t even know which snack to eat with which war” brilliant line that I wish I had thought of.

[@discoking8930]

Hes such a legend one of my favourites ever

[@zztopz7090]

Damn, I was feeling him with the whole clapping thing. They ruined his groove. Laughing is involuntary, but clapping sure isn't.

[@aonegirlrevolution]

Yes!!! Finally some good comedy!

[@c.a.savage5689]

Delightful. Always ends too soon...

[@craigroaring]

0:30 You could tell he liked his "peak bleak" bit.

[@likethesunshine]

hahahaha

[@jacktowers7533]

“This has got to be peak bleak” 2020: *Hold my fucking pint*

[@luminair11]

Hilarious and sooo real.....well done Dylan!!!

[@notthere83]

Hahaha love how he jokes about people clapping - based on many youtube comments, the basis for that joke is probably a total mystery for Americans.

[@kershaad]

Love the sketch. Hate how accurate it is 😅

[@somegirl558]

I laugh every time. I love this because he can express how epicly annoying Game if Thrones is in a funny way. I couldn't do that. AND I STILL GET ANNOYED..

[@dawnbastan2208]

God his wife is soo lucky to have him!!

[@jonquilcat7945]

Hmm. I adore Dylan, but she can keep him haha he makes my neurosis look tame, definitely a handful

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

totally❤

[@poppymoon777]

Best comedian ever ever I love him have my babies

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

Get in the queue!

[@exsappermadman25055]

Must be slacking on my Scottish history, I didn't know we invented pubic hair.......Hahahahahaha......

[@exsappermadman25055]

@The Infidel Hahahahaha......I won't mention dandruff on the shoes if you don't.......

[@diannemaloney5501]

Love his illustration of Distraction. Did you catch it?

[@andrewlacey-hatton1068]

The Dave Allen of the 21st century.

[@Mr.Wrong1]

He is good, but not in Dave Allen's league by a long shot

[@andrewlacey-hatton1068]

Give him time. Dave Allen was in his 50's when he was at his best.

[@nostromoau]

That's exactly what I was thinking too.

[@Koreviking]

Pfft. Dave Allen is nothing compared to Dylan Moran.

[@andrewlacey-hatton1068]

@@Koreviking seriously, you ever watched him.

[@tbwatch88]

his deep deep cynicism &, yes, nihilism makes me so happy. glad he's back.

[@dawnbastan2208]

I love this man

[@onkelgroen]

Loved Game of Thrones (though only managed to catch up to season 5, don't spoil it!), but damn it I love Dylan Moran as well.

[@falkotlinghaus8967]

i hate to disappoint you but there is no cloak of dead crows arseholes also dont watch season 8

[@sfs6990]

GOT 1-7 is awesome. Maybe wait until a Snyder cut version of season 8 tho......

[@MulderStarling]

@@sfs6990 5-8 are not worth watching and 1-4 might be retroactively ruined by 8

[@Celtic_Blade]

Stop at season five. Everybody does the world goes on Tyrion is on the throne. There you go I fixed the show.

[@kaiipop4762]

Legend!!

[@nicolethorson8186]

Love the way he says "cheddar"

[@daniellamcgee4251]

A bit late, but... he's saying 'chowders', not 'cheddars'. :)

[@nicolethorson8186]

@@daniellamcgee4251 even better

[@daniellamcgee4251]

@@nicolethorson8186 I think so, too. Even more imaginative. I didn't want you to miss out!

[@defenestrator1210]

I think i heard Jimmy Carr in the audience at 3:10 8D

[@chriscartwright6292]

Has anyone else noticed, when he’s talking about game of thrones he’s actually describing the movie 300?

[@nancybrown8338]

I love how everything annoys Dylan and he tells us in such a funny way that we laugh. Then he tells the audience to stop laughing because it's distracting.

[@jojoba11]

oh god, the bath thing is so true...

[@robertmelia3780]

The best there is. 💜

[@asc4096]

Lol watching this in the bath

[@genXcripple]

i saw this hilarious grumpy genius watching knotting hill with my ma the other day, looking all youthful

[@mercedesgalan1941]

You look so crazzy, but I love you!!

[@pigpie03]

He says golf, I hear goth and just imagine a bunch of emo Scots in black kilts and guyliner.

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

I remember I lived in Glasgow early '00s and they had the most savage billboard campaign for Irn Bru Google Irn Bru cheer up Goth.

[@videovuer]

LoL

[@vivienmccabe4456]

Single base song. Magic

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

Dance with the corpse! I will watch that!

[@turquoisedream]

Someone there in the audience has a great laugh :D

[@connclissmann6514]

Brilliant definition of golf!

[@evitaaslanidou6150]

Why are the DVDS out of stock on Amazon???

[@MelliaBoomBot]

I’ve been trying to work out why this man is so funny… and I think it comes down to his observations of a totally insane world.

[@Granto2art]

Legend

[@luminyam6145]

I love Dylan.

[@mattdempseyfilm1805]

brilliant

[@bibibrin5035]

Ha! If Francis Underwood said that in the House of Cards I would definitely have stopped eating the whole fridge!!!

[@iananderson6705]

Back to brunch lol

[@Zer0nite]

6:55 for game of thrones reference.

[@salwaaj1356]

I love his style. Caustic sarcasm. #fromTUNISIA

[@itchyeyesmcrealize165]

So clever

[@mooseandspade6251]

it sounds like Conan O'Brien laughing at 3:13

[@michaeljackson2838]

How true this is

[@Herfinnur]

Title of video starts at 6:50

[@ShezInAustralia]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@the_Giovanni_Jian]

You can't cancel strictly, otherwise what would Bojo do next year?

[@CionnFE]

Jian Qiu , Bojo will hopefully die soon, strapped to the front of a fast car and driven into a hole!

[@beeble2003]

Hi, I'm here from the future. He'll be prime ministering, still, alas.

[@ClannCholmain]

Two years later, the world is in crisis.

[@mothorsen]

The cue coming at 6:54? Why hanging on to thr GOT fab?

[@MrThecosmicpope]

Views

[@katoness]

I always thought that about GOT but just couldn't articulate it and make it as funny as Dylan does.

[@Goc406]

6:53

[@jager4508]

Yeah watch out for that flore guy

[@zachariahkane]

Eddie Izzard Dave Allen hybrid

[@sock1050]

I like him better when he's a bit tipsy

[@pls_convert_2_a_JW]

❤

[@SinsGamingChannel]

Master of the absurd.

[@shadowfire_08]

this dude was from Shaun of the Dead

[@alexhansen8515]

Love watching british comedy, where all of a sudden you hear what sounds like a donkey and you know that Jimmy Carr is in the audience!

[@ObjectorSnark]

I've said before that if Jimmy Carr's laugh was a face, someone would punch it

[@freqseq]

Irish comedy ftfy.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

This isn't British

[@Treeesmith]

if you haven't... go watch Black Books

[@cityhawk]

His wine popsicle is an inspiration. Hell, Bernard’s love for wine is an inspiration to me as well. The show was hilarious.

[@grandmasterhashmixtapemast910]

He doesn't look too good here... maybe he should work in a bookstore instead?

[@Onion_Smoothie]

Well, he doesn't feel that... well. Like he's, b-- being beaten up, underwater...

[@aud7593]

it's the cage, with the japanese fighting spiders, it's come down. (in all seriousness though, people's bodies change as they get older, he looks fine)

[@thomasvanweeghel8313]

Oh please...Do something with your life!!

[@jameshudson169]

very funny. a little too fast. it's best when it sounds like pure ramble. here he almost sounds coherent.

[@danmar007]

Isn't it terrible what the lack of cigarette smoke does to a person? :-)

[@rd6203]

💙🖤❤💚💙🖤❤💚

[@e32b61]

Who else is disappointed he said Underwood and not Urquhart?

[@c.a.savage5689]

Actually l thought he said Underpants.

[@daveshaw5728]

"Jeremy Kyle - who's watching this horrible man?" Well that didn't age well

[@silvasilvasilva]

Why is that? The only thing I know about him is that he had a TV show

[@odonnabhainiverssen5006]

Mônica like a Jerry Springer in the states , was a crap show w awful people imo

[@shreked6800]

um I think you mean "that DID age well".... dafty

[@jimbomcgill2241]

You’re an idiot 😆

[@kraxus03]

@ShaunDoesMusic I doubt it'll be coming back soon. And even if it does it'll be a while, and NOT with him.

[@janakavision6889]

The older he gets the more he looks like my mum

[@harryblock_3826]

This one I actually might be first, no likes dislikes or views. sweet.

[@bollocks5724]

The one thing the bothers me about British people they clap for everything, my cousin used to clap for the TV or a film while at home god that got annoying as hell.

[@SarcasmicGlory]

Have you even watched American comedy 🤔

[@lynneceegee8726]

andrew duffy no we don’t. You have weird relatives.

[@BinaryBunyip]

"I can't handle news / reality"? It's not that hard.

[@amystarnes5977]

Wow, tell us more about how you've mastered the premise of this stand up comedy routine.

[@GraemeGunn]

Do you know why I won't watch it? Because it sucks.

[@detectiveschitz]

Why, if he keeps this up, he could be the next Hannah Gadsby

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

Well, both are solid gold. And take up real estate in cretin heads.

[@corriblehunt4554]

His jeans look very smelly. Bothered me all the way through

[@joshoreilly4880]

You need a hobby lmao

[@ObjectorSnark]

synesthesia much?

[@benjaminsteven4029]

aha nah they do tho

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

Get a life.

[@corriblehunt4554]

@@lizziebkennedy7505 Ironic comment to make, for someone trawling through 2yo comments with 3 likes. lol.

[@Vampagan]

This dude is about as funny as the Red Wedding.

[@cahillgreg]

You mustn't let it upset you so