Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@Hydro.131]

This guy didn't play Half-Life, he played Quarter-Consciousness

[@FroztYcle4737]

Ha

[@VonelikJump81]

Maybe he was Full-Asleep

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

He played Bisection of Vitality

[@denifnaf5874]

Division of mortality

[@gingerphoenix10]

My favourite third person platformer

[@emilianomoro679]

"Things are shiny in real life. Especially things made from organic material" JEEZ, how greasy is this guy??

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

He's not wrong. Like at all. But the wording leaves him open to a lot of ridicule. That's on him.

[@TimeMasterOG]

@@Unethical.FandubsGames Well yes he is... Because organic material tends to be rough

[@abuchi2248]

@TimeMasterOG your insides must feel real itchy then

[@jozefcyran2589]

Organic material often have that shiny/glossy touch to them But it is caused by "slime" (in a broader biological sense) production usually. Reptiles however are naturally shiny but not slimy I would say that hair, "shiny skin", limbs and eyes are the most common denominators of "organic" matter

[@masteredultrainstinctlucar1239]

Civvie11 would probably say, “Less greasy than Randy Pitchford.”

[@Vxlgon]

"things are shiny in real life. especially things made from organic material" organic material is one of the least shiny things I could think of

[@clamdove3292]

a good chunk of what we see in day-to-day life is organic material. the guy might as well have said "especially things made from things"

[@ck7el]

my theory is he's actually a frog and so every time he sees something organic (like another frog) in his swamp, it's shiny because it's wet

[@atk1152]

@@clamdove3292those plants in Xen suppose to be slimy. i like his idea but if i was the one that making the mod and i saw that it didn't look good because i mean it's half life 1. there some much you can do to make the game look good but shiny isn't it strong suit and i would remove the effect

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

the life in xen never struck me as something that would be constantly shiny/wet, especially since very few of the enemies look that way. it kind of ruins the alienness of it all and makes it look a bit plastic imo.

[@daskampffredchen]

@@Simon_Dunkaccino I think if you made some small parts on those things shiny it could work but not the entire thing

[@basically_michael6617]

You can hear the rage in his voice when he rants. Bro just got angry and decided to go all out without thinking it over.

[@youdonegoofed]

Good old 'Tism Rage.

[@tylerlackey1175]

​@@youdonegoofedhe genuinely sounds like spax3 raging about the sonic voice actor 😂 Its staggering to think about how many cows exist on the internet, just waiting to be milked 😭

[@supermegabenji1026]

Average IGN Rant.

[@crimsonlanceman7882]

tbh you can report their video and it would probably get taken down for harassement

[@bonkmaykr]

I like how every time he accuses you of turning on fulbright, there are other parts of the room with a shadowmap, so he's proving himself wrong by showing your video 😭

[@RadiationHazardYT]

NOCLICK HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT ANYTHING >:(

[@Mittzys]

radiation hazard yt

[@AngryDucks.]

Very dark and gritty

[@russianoverkill3715]

​@@AngryDucks.Unrelated, but hl2 beta is just darker and grittier hl2 retail, and both are worse than hl1.

[@canyon9749]

@@russianoverkill3715he knew that, the beta being dark and gritty is a joke among RadiationHazard fans

[@HolyWeaponOfGod]

​@@AngryDucks. Griddy

[@tkodac]

Why is "Why is "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is" "Why is"

[@the_not_real_bigboss]

"So Bad?"

[@reeldurn1834]

"so bad?"

[@testingsomething6859]

@@reeldurn1834 "So Bad?"

[@bharatmadho3742]

Why?

[@pumpkineater47]

"So Bad?"

[@TreckTheReal]

"I have a meme just for this." Nah bro these are just half-life source memes

[@thespecialist3608]

That guy is a literal vigilante. You can hear the indignant righteousness seeping through every spoken word. How the hell did your sanity stay intact?

[@sundownermgr]

ong hearing this guy talk is like listening to mamamax like jesus dude 😭 just be normal about other people having inconsequential opinions abt inconsequential shit

[@unoriginalperson72]

Happiest British person

[@mechaSurge]

Tbh this whole situation feels like a Twitter user swimming too far out of his pool.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

autism

[@E.V.A.N-COProductions]

I can't tell what's worse? The boring KZbinr? Or the equally boring comments?

[@male_07official]

what a cultured person the mod creator is, asking for postal 2.

[@Nahobussyino]

I also love postal 2

[@vreikezen8268]

I hope it comes out soon

[@male_07official]

​@@vreikezen8268 they said the game is coming out in 2004, i can't wait!!

[@male_07official]

​​@@Nahobussyinoam i wrong for pirating it 😕

[@Nahobussyino]

@@male_07official if you didn’t have enough money to buy the game then it’s okay

[@candidate12]

Fun fact: the Mp5 is used by US Special Forces, the HECU are special forces So the realism arguments also fails on that part

[@Nombrenooriginal]

But do they use the mp5 with a grenade launcher?

[@spy-ops1052]

@@Nombrenooriginal No but the HECU isn't very realistic anyways.

[@unoriginalperson72]

​@@spy-ops1052the whole killing unarmed scientists and having the IQ of the average roblox player kinda affirms this

[@Cysco8575]

​@@unoriginalperson72that's why Adrian Shepard doesn't share his crayons.

[@Stampyboyz]

@@unoriginalperson72nah, they're marines so its realistic, intelligence wise

[@gegaomega5038]

Let's talk the fun value of this drama: 1.drama is funny, 2. Jariner's response video to missing textures is HILARIOUS, 3. Just the grounds for this is funny, arguing about a half-life modpack of all things, 4. Seeing reactions to everything through mouse movement is fun to watch, it's even better if it's silent comedy, 5. Noise reveal, 6. Blinding light, 7. Coriander root, 8. Mix and you can drink now, 9. Congratulations, you've just stolen noclick's voice

[@BoltActionCat]

blinding light? as in.. blinding lights? the weeknd? noclick is a weeknd fan!!

[@wordingtonian]

​@@BoltActionCatOMG NO WAY

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

Ngl he has some sexy ahh voice

[@rdove_]

NOISE REVEAL LETS GOOO

[@ChrisTheStickman125]

The… Fun Value?

[@brassholee]

i think i had a stroke while reading that title

[@ZorroXido]

Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

[@ghfgh_]

Same

[@kozakpolv]

real

[@unamedjeff3478]

​@@kozakpolv sooooooooooooooo real

[@dripful000]

​@@kozakpolv o muj boze fiber

[@Fafr]

That guy would call Minecraft realistic because physics are subjective

[@John-Svanlund]

XD 😂

[@hs_doubbing]

The checkerboard textures are industry standard. Most games opt for purple and black, but some older games choose red and white instead. It's amazing to me that he didn't even bother confirming _that._

[@samherken]

Erm, what if noclick used telekinesis on his computer so his game would crash at the exact second the scientist blows up? What about that, hmmm?

[@mrman2476]

Maybe he said a word so mean to his computer that it crashed the game? Don't do mean words guys.

[@Badex_1313]

He may be a wizard

[@Cappyey]

IT WAS THE COSMIC RAYS JUST LIKE THE MARIO 64 SPEEDRUN.

[@CynCynCynCynCynCyn]

@@mrman2476 oh you mean: Fuck, Shit?

[@mrman2476]

@@CynCynCynCynCynCyn *GASP* WEEEWOOOWEEWOOO BAD WORD ALERT BAD WORD ALEERRRRTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cman15]

noclick lore?

[@noname-xg2wi]

probably

[@NOAH_789s]

Maybe

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

you didnt have to cut me off

[@timmy6890]

Perhaps

[@diamondhamster4320]

Noclick knows Russian confirmed.

[@CJ-lz9jg]

Love how the guy talks so much about your video making money because you know.... half life is the trendiest game right now for the algorithm.

[@Trackman71]

He acts like noclick is playing the most popular and trendy game at the moment. It’s literally source content. The most recent real source game came out almost a decade to 2 decades ago.

[@martinpachu7125]

​@@Trackman71its GOLDSOURCE content, which is even older

[@Trackman71]

@@martinpachu7125 for this specific incident yes. But I was just generally speaking for all source type content including goldsource.

[@vibaj16]

@@Trackman71 then ig you could include Source 2

[@Trackman71]

@@vibaj16 I mean sure but even then there really isn’t any real new source 2 is just CSGO 2 which isn’t really a new game sure it has it’s popularity but it’s not like CSGO 2 is covered on this channel often.

[@Ryunoku]

The guy critiquing your shit speaks like a Reddit mod, he likes to throw out a lot of big words and repeats the same word over and over. Especially hi-fidelity which is a reference to audio, not the quality of textures. He even called the M4 an AR15, though a small error it's an easy one to figure out with a simple Google search considering one is for the military and the other is for civilains. His critiques and research is lazy which really fits the Reddit mod title, everything he's calling out he could simply play the same modpack or have asked you for the files to play it himself to reproduce the same things you did to see if it was true or not. Lazy research, probably just wanted to capitalize on your popularity and wanted to double down on his beliefs because he's in too deep.

[@lucyinchat]

Fidelity is defined as: the degree of exactness with which something is copied or reproduced. A texture can be High Fidelity. This is not a hill to die on, it’s just a thing that I think matters.

[@ewanb1086]

Honestly I could make out the difference between a m4 and a AR15 and I'm australian

[@awesomedude255]

He also misspoke. Its "Fih-delity" not "Feye-delity". Guy's got the phlegm in his throat too.

[@exploitpatrol4739]

I mean, the M16 was a modified version of the AR-15 that was made back in 1959, and the M4 is a Carbine version of the M16A2 developed by Colt, which was then given a Full Auto trigger group with the M4a1, The term "AR-15" nowadays is mainly used to mean civilian use single fire rifles, but the M4a1 is still an AR-15 based rifle. That being said, i do dislike the person critiquing the video, i feel like if he actually played the modpack himself he'd see the problems with it, but the problem with "sticking up for the little guy" is that every now and again, theres a good reason why the little guy is getting kicked down the stairs

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

"AR-15" is sometimes used to refer to the broad family of rifles, so it's not entirely wrong.

[@nicosaurus1616]

"harampant harassment" AYO WE GOT DR SUESS OVER HERE

[@scrubman]

🚫👖

[@Hadeth_a_stepa]

Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@Balls_Stealer228]

Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@noclick]

god please no

[@dibs6462]

@@noclick Ok but Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@Hadeth_a_stepa]

@@dibs6462 Why is "Ok but Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

​@@noclickOk, but............. Why?Why?!WHY?!

[@luckyboy5nu]

How the fuck is realism "Subjective"? Whether something looks Realistic or not is very objectively established. That guy is actually delusional and is just trying to stir up drama for no reason, its really hilarious.

[@aresnir2725]

Scale of realism can be subjective.

[@wokan7119]

​@NJP-Supremacist follow your leader

[@phoenixmarktwo]

​@NJP-Supremacist Clearly you got the short end of the stick by your own ideology. At least, if it were true (it isn't). Follow your leader.

[@Snwy-hb6rm]

@@wokan7119 To Agartha?

[@wokan7119]

@@Snwy-hb6rm this agartha is only 6 feet under

[@ink_buddy]

noclick didn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional But seriously, at 7:12 , there's a a reason that everyone hates the look of HL Source. Random fully shines to props just look bad(depending of what that prop should represent, idk I should have pointed this out a bit)

[@Moewowre]

Yeah it looks like the textures have been glazed... Looks a bit sexual?

[@CHMernerner]

Most random full-shines we can see today are just bug. sadly they will stay like that

[@daskampffredchen]

The revolver looks hideous in HL Source

[@diamondhamster4320]

With a title like "Realistic" I expected that Mod author turned HL 1 into hardcore mil-sim with Sci-Fi survival horror elements and not a Ghetto HL1 Alpha make-over...

[@fearlesswee5036]

Guy is white-knighting for a mod pack he didn't even make...which the original author who DID make it even agrees it's bad. 💀 It's a shame in our culture there's this whole obsession with "exposing" people almost as a form of entertainment, it's gotten to the point where people will make blatantly false accusations, or just accuse people of doing stuff that literally doesn't even matter (i.e. calling a mod pack "bad", won't someone think of the children!) just to satiate their hunger for "exposed" content or being able to feel like a vigilante.

[@Jerold_Howard]

Oh wow he didn’t even MAKE THIS MOD? From how mad and angry he sounds he made me thought that he’s just trying to justify the existence of a bad mod he made BUT NO he’s just getting mad because he wants to get mad. This is getting more hilarious the more I learn about it

[@TactfulWaggle]

@@Jerold_Howard it's also a modPACK not a mod, it's a collection of mods and settings, which makes this even dumber

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

It's similar to bad-faith media criticism in the _need_ these people seem to have for everything they don't like to be _objectively_ bad instead of just a matter of opinion

[@eightcoins4401]

People like him usually do what they do since its a cheap way to get instant attention

[@SU76M]

Why is the smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?

[@Ben_19M]

Noooo, that isn't smoke, It's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!! mmm steamed clams

[@v-14415]

Superintendet, I hope you are ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

[@jeremypanjaitan4039]

I thought we were having steamed clams

[@Rorriis]

No, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers.

[@russianoverkill3715]

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

[@sibbur2378]

Get this angry over a half life mod pack is fucking absurd. He even felt the need to make things up just to justify his anger. This dude needs to go outside more

[@billyyank1916]

I’m just amazed by how utterly sensitive the dude was.

[@youdonegoofed]

You just KNOW that the dude is extremely insecure by his way of speech. Reddit/Discord moderator energy through the roof

[@mechbfp3219]

That’s what happens when you live in the middle of large city with no grass in sight to be touched.

[@maginekris]

cant wait for them to reply to this video and titling their video 'Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?'

[@vibaj16]

You mean "Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?"

[@CombustibleLemon77]

that's... the title of THIS video

[@om3g4z3r0]

That guy is so smart, he thinks by yelling subjective he invalidates points being made, god what a chad.

[@youdonegoofed]

Your comment is subjective. 😎

[@om3g4z3r0]

@@youdonegoofed ur mum is subjective.

[@FatherMerica]

@@youdonegoofed your life is countersubopjective

[@somebodyrandom27]

Bro thought he was hbomberguy, but he's actually coughingbabybaby.

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

Hbombergoy sucks

[@Billy-ir4jc]

That guy has helluva boss swear count

[@timmy6890]

LOL

[@TylerValencia]

Dawg cursing like a sailor casually 💀

[@chips_lol9537]

I now noticed it, and now I hate him more now

[@therealbritlad2537]

Who does he think he is with all that swearing

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

​@@therealbritlad2537A kool kid

[@comedyclownsstudios]

Ladies & gentlemen, you are now witnessing a WHOOLLLEE ENTIRE video that mocks modern day internet drama! This is genius!

[@sanitylost4271]

I was convinced this person is not in his right mind the moment he started defending HD models.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Cmon bro they are not that bad

[@Noxx55]

lmao yes, thank you.

[@unoriginalperson72]

You should've been convinced the second you heard his British accent, and I'm also British

[@BreakTheCycle106]

As a HD model enjoyer, we do not claim this guy.

[@jackbluehq6653]

​ @Nombrenooriginal it's not that the models such as some of the gun models are necessarily awful on their own, but they don't fit half life 1s atheistic. It's like the new water effects from source put into half life 1. Sure it looks technically better, but it looks awful In half life 1s very specific cartoonist envioment/art style

[@FloreyXE]

>opinion based review video >Looks inside >Opinions >":("

[@eightcoins4401]

I tbh don’t get why people obsessively want “objective” reviews. It would just be describing everything.

[@errorstudioz]

​​​@@eightcoins4401 And it'd be less entertaining. Some of my favorite videos are people talking about how much they like/dislike something, not giving me a description of it

[@scrabble567]

I watched original before he privates, when he said goldsrc doesn’t have missing textures and it’s only in source engine my mind went to unity, unreal, Minecraft, and when I no clipped out of bounds

[@stehouse]

Some people don't get that some modpacks aren't that much of personal project to be offended by criticism. Yes, creators put effort in them, even in this one, there is some effort made. But it doesn't mean that it's enough to not get criticism, instead, it should be criticized. This is how creators grow, they do silly stuff and get response to it. Noone can do best mod in existence as their first one. So if you are creating mods, or doing maps or something, you should know that criticism IS required for you, and thankly you will get it no matter how good project or aspect of it is. Let's say you don't have control over things people say, but you have absolute control over how to react to it. And yeah, just in case somebody wouldn't get it, I don't mean that people should write hate comments on mods, this is not criticism

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Why is this guy defending the mod like it bought him the house he lives in and saved his family from a war and gave him 500000 dollars

[@TehUltimateSnake]

He’s a true internet virtue signaling warrior.

[@spacebassist]

@@TehUltimateSnake considering 5:13, where he acts like it's *not* extremely popular to dislike the HD models in half-life, i think this guy's desperate to shit on noclick more than anything. it's like a childish "you like this thing? i hate it and everyone agrees with me, and they think you're an idiot" edit: 9:37, claims it's okay for black mesa to have unrealistic things in it's "technobabble sci-fi base". in the realistic half life mod... edit2: it just gets worse after that, good lord. i saw the missing texture video a while back and will re-visit it knowing so much more than i did back then

[@TenguToshi]

And gave the best blowie ever apparently

[@deadlightmutantdankballs2431]

It’s a mod pack too anyone who can install mods can make a modpack

[@eightcoins4401]

Contrarianism addiction

[@jupolan]

Something I LOOOVE is that in the og “why is “why is realistic half life so bad?” so bad?” video you can actually somehow SEE his face get slowly redder and redder until you can hear steam coming out of his ears during the video. especially 15:11 . lol anyways great video as always.

[@chocolatefitzgerald5692]

You know what really struck me as odd? The fact that Black Mesa did start off with a regular-ass mod team and even then, even without XEN too, it was an amazing masterpiece, only to become even more later. I'm talking about that part where he complains about you giving better alternatives. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. He's just an angry, sad person who wants unrequited fame through toxic sensationalism. Please, I implore all of you to ignore Mira until he ever decides to improve on himself and actually be a constructive person.

[@kabeam5643]

He's never gonna improve on himself, someone said before already that he has an enormous superiority complex and is in general a douchebag.

[@MixAndMash]

Moral of the story: Internet discourse is the worst machination known to man

[@RavenGamingOverLord]

And I enjoy it

[@Wavlle]

“You dropped the mic bro, never pick it up 🔥🔥”

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

Why does he sound like he'd get mad at people for using the gas passer in mvm

[@DJRainbowToxic]

bet he's one of the tacobot users, total cringe.

[@martyrsaint]

I’ve actually ran into the guy in this video in TF2 on two separate ocassions. He’s not a tacobot or a cheater or anything but he is an obnoxious twit who whines about losing and blames the rest of the team when he nearly bottom scores. Second time I ran into him he spammed votekicks against a spy on our team who was “unrealistically surviving encounters on objective”. He got votekicked himself shortly after. Dude is genuinely insane.

[@lilyofthatvelley]

​@@martyrsaintGod damn, sounds like one of the skial players I end up blocking on steam lmao. Sounds like a real fun character

[@huks9380]

Because similar to those people he's autistic. That is btw not even a joke.

[@17_sold]

herald11 moment

[@4storyboss]

i feel like this video was originally supposed to be released in the first of april, to entertain us about both the reaction of the reaction of the mod.

[@seedlessplant]

7:30 "Especailly things made from organic material" This guy has never seen "organic material"

[@Dacstunes]

I want a response video to this. Not because I disagree with it, but because I want an even more fudged up title

[@virus.py-2400]

11:06 "What game did bro play" 💀

[@mrman2476]

full death

[@Gab-Emmanuel]

Bro plays sven coop because he didn't have no money😂

[@realrandiee]

Quarter Pounder

[@unoriginalperson72]

​@@D1gg3rX most likely the case seeing as the gearbox HD models don't do those faces either

[@DJRainbowToxic]

@@Gab-Emmanuel even sven-coop doesn't make those faces.

[@MXTHELUCASCHASER]

0:11 and you can say....with the most ridicilous tie.

[@CreeFalcon-219]

Wdym?

[@lol90863]

uhh why do we use these ridiculous ties?

[@TehNoobiness]

I find it funny that he specifically calls out the MP5 with underslung launcher as unrealistic, because that's a thing that exists. It was designed for use by counterterrorism teams.

[@imthedude2351]

My man got twisted over a scenario that existed entirely in his head and never confirmed if it was actually the case

[@yerderlol9314]

"You should not put your own subjektiv opinion as fact" is the dumbest thing to say over a Video where the Text litarally reads "I don't like the artstyle at all". Bro looked up what the strawman technique was, was so excited about what he "learned", and then failed to implement it in the most spectacular fashion.

[@eightcoins4401]

People online in general are weirdly obsessed with the idea that “this is bad” has to be 100% objective. “Bad” is pretty subjective in most cases. Weirdly enough the most common with videogames.

[@GuyOnAChair]

Dudes like this are all over Discord.

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

Pretty much.

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

and twitter

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

sadly

[@minicaco4973]

There are some people like this on youtube and reddit

[@Tengohueva88]

@@TheCapitalWandererAnd youtube as well

[@H3lm3ntGu1]

Nahhhh dude brought on RadHaz,it's over for him 💀

[@shrimpaerospace]

wow that guy was definitely not dark and gritty

[@Iforgorbruh5559]

BROOO the half life 2 breencast shitpost bit is FOUL lmfao

[@RealCreativeCarson]

I just love when these 4Chan and Reddit users argue with fancy words, but don't do the research, and then eventually get sh*t on. And I also can't tell if this kid is American, Canadian, or British/Australian. If he wants to argue he better get his accent straight.

[@WhoJustStoleMyName]

He’s Irish.

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

​@@WhoJustStoleMyNameThanks, I'll help you find your name

[@WhoJustStoleMyName]

@@cevatkokbudak6414 Thanks.

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

@@WhoJustStoleMyName You are welcome, what was your original name

[@WhoJustStoleMyName]

@@cevatkokbudak6414 Mark.

[@BlazeHalfLife]

Respect to noclick for defending against the false accusations and making a response video, huge W. The guy that made a hate response to your video will be real surprised once he sees this video, it'll definitely make him silent 😂 Anyways, keep up the good content, noclick 👍

[@lewisofthehoood]

5:38 its not even an AR-15 if it shoots fully automatic, that would make it some kind of M4A1 variation so buddy has no clue what hes talking about 😂

[@TehUltimateSnake]

He watches too much of the news so he thinks every gun resembling an M4A1 is an AR-15 lol

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

lmao

[@QTwoSix]

​@@TehUltimateSnakeAR47 = Assault Rifle + 47 innocent people killed per second.

[@HOPESTAL_DUDE_19]

Also im pretty sure AR-15 is a civilan weapon and HECU wouldnt Really use that.

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

According to IMFDB, it's a Colt Model 733, which is technically an M4 before the M4 was officially designated in the 90's.

[@Xtonior]

Another gritty and dark video by RadHaz... Oops, I guess wrong channel

[@Wyattporter]

Subjectivity is implied. “That’s your opinion” is not a valid response to criticism. _We know! We wanted the opinion! That’s why we opened the video!_ If you reviewed Realistic Definition in a fully objective way, you’d list everything that was changed and then the video would end.

[@HexagonalMan6]

The implication here is that this guy didn't actually play the mod himself, when you think about it. Had he done so, he would have included footage actually disproving the original video.

[@impracticalnuke]

Bro thought he had something to cook, but he was onto nothing at all.

[@scienceteam5984]

who?

[@OfficialVillagerTranslator]

im confused on who youre pointing to?

[@whereammy]

@@scienceteam5984 if you watch the video it's very clear the guy noclick is replying to is just spouting bs

[@scienceteam5984]

@@whereammy hes not entirely wrong though lmao, (he has only 1 fucking point right out of all the BS hes yapping)

[@mrman2476]

That guy didn't burn the food he froze it.

[@xpdatabase1197]

The reason why a lot of maps became so flatly lit is because who ever recompiled the maps, used way too high numbers for the light sources. In half life if you go too bright it won't actually be brighter just more flat. So you are suppose to use low numbers, to have better contrast between dark and light which is in return prettier. It also matters what textures you are using bright textures will scatter more light, there for more flatness.

[@cassius_scrungoman]

having some Internet beef over basically invented allegations about some ragebait videos for a twenty five year old game is absolutely genius i will have to keep that strat in mind their mic quality is about what I would expect from a KZbin commenter

[@tabouretarepasser730]

Oh hi!I like your videos, weird to see you here in the wild

[@Staubbs]

I feel like I've walked in on a convoluted argument between roommates that's spans months

[@vlim5601]

It's rad as hell that the mod author was literally gifted JACK as a result of all of this. The guy clearly enjoys modding goldsource and that'll make it even easier for him, inevitably contributing to his growth as a game dev :)

[@FilthyCasualty]

I was wondering what the clips of some fella talking about textures and saying “you put that there” was doing in the last video. The guy’s video felt like a poorly researched, vulgar essay that’s trying to misconstrue everything to fit the thesis.

[@eightcoins4401]

Calling it an essay is an overstatement of its coherence.

[@The_Sportsterman]

can you believe that the guy says "fidelity" as "thigh-delatee"

[@eightcoins4401]

Freudian slip

[@StrangeCorvus]

4:51 Here's a little tip. Don't use Google translate, it's not very good. Bing translator is far more accurate. But by far the best option right now is chat GPT (very ashamed to admit it but it's true).

[@mantrad0r]

i have a fairly good experience with deepl as well

[@eightcoins4401]

Why ashamed? LLMs are built to replicate human language well. Thats the thing they're mainly for. Of course its gonna be better than very basic translators like google translate.

[@markstanard6306]

Yeah idk how you rationalize putting "Half-Life 1" and "Content Farm" in the same argument lol. Because that's definitely what the kids are into these days on YT shorts

[@TauGuyUT]

As a gldsource and a source modder i can definitely say that purple checker board textures is not exclusive to source engine because checker board textures not even valve's it's from quake engine but in quake you had grey checker board textures when textures is missing

[@CNRemixes]

Your voice sounds so perfect, it sounds like you're the announcer of one of these portal mods or some of these cores.

[@guynamedlyder]

He'd surely make a good core.

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

I had no idea he had this sexy voice

[@mikewazowski7024]

The fact that the mod looks so bad that the guy thought you had fullbright on😭

[@iambreadbear3325]

also, the hd model pack just has the guns work incorrectly from a logical standpoint. the normal models make sense because mp5 and glock take from the same ammo pool, which is accurate to real life. an ar-15 and a beretta m9 use different ammo irl but they still take from the same ammo pool. so yes, it IS objectively worse.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Look bro i'm not some kind of internet police but saying that something subjective is Objectively bad is not the right thing to do Also may i remind you that valve has problems with guns too, the best example is the spas 12 secondary fire

[@SlebanDogux]

@@Nombrenooriginal Whether or not you like how the HD models look aesthetically IS subjective. But in this comment they're talking about an objective lack of realism with the HD models. In HL1, both the MP5 and the Glock-17 use ammo from the same pool. This is correct. Both guns use a 9mm bullet caliber IRL. However, if you turn on the HD models, the MP5 turns into a Colt Model 727 carbine, which uses 5.56 NATO rounds, and the Glock-17 turns into a Beretta M9, which uses 9mm bullets, like the original Glock. This creates an inconsistency, since both of these guns still take ammo from the same pool in-game, even if they don't use the same caliber IRL. It IS objectively worse in terms of realism.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@SlebanDogux yes i'm aware that the HD pack is not realistic but who cares half life is not a game that was praised by his realism so why would something like a m4 sharing ammo with a pistol trigger some people? Valve never was good with weapons in first place Sorry if i sound mad but is just annoying how people shid on the HD models because is "unrealistic"

[@SlebanDogux]

@@Nombrenooriginal I never said that anybody cared, Im just saying that they are objectively worse in terms of realism, just that. If you like the HD models that's alright but they're just not realistic in that aspect, thus making them objectively "worse" than the LD models in at least that way. He said that they were objectively worse because of the ammo pool and you said that it's subjective. It's not subjective, it's true that they're simply less realistic than the LD models in the ammo aspect. I was just correcting you.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@SlebanDogux fine i'll let it pass but i'm still not conviced

[@Voxelgd]

I love how he says "you don't speak for everyone" and 5 sec later starts talking about how his subjective opinion is the objective one

[@whiteroach3]

I already can't take this person seriously by the fact that they started ranting about you like one of those cartoon reviewers talking about how Spongebob's head writers are horrible people, but on top of that he sounds like an irish Guptill89. I just can't get that image out of my head.

[@KudoRedfox]

Holy crap i haven't heard Guptill in years he always makes me laugh

[@ozziemahboi]

Mr Enter himself would be cringing at this guy cause it sounds like his oldself lol

[@snooping4susualisee]

If I took a shot every time this guy makes a point about opinions being subjective I would be collapsed on the floor right now with several dozen undrunken shots on the table I never got to finish.

[@Blankult]

I'm a simple man. I see a ridiculous, unhinged title, i click.

[@randoncourter4923]

cant wait for Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is Realistic Half-Life So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?" So Bad?

[@MS-LOL]

This argument is the half-life equivalent of the "everyone has UNO" argument

[@Trimint123]

I like the fact that you tried to have a good conversation with him, and then he decide to block you after disagreeing with you still, assuming that you haven't changed at all despite the fact that it is the opposite.

[@sssuperslayer25]

"Why Noclick should use his voice more."

[@zerrrp]

i don't wanna be offensive but this guy is the definition of "I'm a HD model lover and i'm so proud!!!!!" i genuinely dislike people who get offended easily, he could've just contacted noclick to resolve things, or the modpack creator that he thought was harassed by noclick thing is, when stuff like this happens, please be smart and don't cause any more of it. If something's bad gonna happen, don't make it happen (yes i took this quote from twd lol) love u g, hope to see more of ur vids soon :)

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

liking the HD model is okay, problem is when you start defending and treating it like its the definitive half-life models.

[@zerrrp]

@@TheCapitalWanderer ik, i kinda like the models too since i didn't know how to turn them off when i was younger

[@Nombrenooriginal]

​@@TheCapitalWandererMy problem with that is that some half life fans look at You as a weirdo for using the hd models is like they forgot that people can have opinions

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

@@Nombrenooriginal those kind of people exist in big fandoms, nothing you can do about it. experienced it firsthand when i prefer Fallout 3 over New Vegas, and when i chose to use the Screwdriver over Electric Railcannon, those people are the toxic fanatics really. there is nothing you can do about those people. (technically it can be lessened but that takes a community effort to silence them, Ultrakill is doing it's part)

[@spacebassist]

​@@TheCapitalWanderer may be a weird comparison but i saw a similar thing with subs vs dubs. a guy i used to watch went on a spiel and said "people with disabilities exist, you think dyslexics can't enjoy anime?!", like jesus nobody said that. it's going too far in one direction to push back against something that really doesn't matter sub elitists are real, not denying that. but it doesn't mean you should paint them as terrible people to defend your position. they do the work for you, all you need to do is point out their behaviour instead of inventing a strawman anyway i stopped watching him when i realised he was painfully unfunny and kinda just a cocky jerk

[@Bigus-Brainus]

His entire defense basically just centered around "but this COULD happen in real life!" And then giving a super vague explanation with no specific reasoning brought to the table. Edit: As well something to note is a lot of people seem to have this opinion that if something is small or not as high quality as other things then you shouldn't criticize it, but this is just stupid because how else are these smaller less optimized mods going to become high-profile if they never received the criticism they need to improve.

[@Vienna3080]

No Click has fully gone Dark and Gritty

[@PlayerZeroStart]

I like how a lot of these is him assuming you did something to make the mod look worse than it actually is, instead of just... loading up the mod and checking those areas himself.

[@rmiller339]

Absolutely love your videos noclick. Anyone saying that you're a "content farm" clearly hasn't seen what a content farm is. Content farms don't have souls or personality.

[@whatthealex9695]

it feels like that the guy didn’t pre watch the video and then recorded it all at one go with no actual points (and also that guy has a huge hate boner for no reason)

[@Jariner_exists]

10:39 There i am Gary, There i am! This drama definately was.. something alr.

[@Wizardguy95]

your missing texture video is peak

[@epicjakman]

i know this is an old video but this pisses me off. at around like 8:20 ish the person accuses noclick of using fullbright and YOU CAN LITERALLY. FUCKING SEE THE SHADOW MAPS AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN!!!! THEY ARE CLEARLY VISIBLE!!!! like the room is just fucked up the lighting is fucked up why is that so hard to accept i do not understand. anyway i love seeing how much the mod author improved over time they have gotten substantially better god damn

[@KukiNotGoodDough]

When no click said faking crashes my yt video started loading

[@noclick]

i put that there

[@KukiNotGoodDough]

@@noclick but why did it disappear after I restarted it again?

[@noclick]

@@KukiNotGoodDough i unput it there

[@KukiNotGoodDough]

@@noclick 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@ascoutmainTF2]

7:35 the pause here is so uncomfortable that it's funny as fuck

[@brillywinsen6526]

That guy CLEARLY had no idea what he was talking about. He's just criticizing to make it looks like he knows his s**t While i agree that some of noclick's critics are subjective (like saying everyone hates half-life HD packs, because i love them), there were also flaws in the game that deserves to be criticized, like the unnecessary shiny xen aliens That smarta** guy just wanted some attention and feels like he's part of the "half-life modders community" He's the reason why sh**ty mods like fast detect and overcharged exists

[@scotts_e]

The guy accusing you of nit-picking is the most nit-picky person I have ever heard lmao

[@yesimrealhuman4245]

Was that Jonathan Ferguson, the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries museum, which houses thousands of iconic weapons throughout history?!

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I can’t tell if I have seen this before. Wait this the video with the all time greatest line: “you put that there! Missing textures DO NOT use the purple-black checkerboards in Goldsource”.

[@Rat_Flavor]

this video caused me emotional distress. HOW COULD YOU MISSPELL SOURCE AT 10:30

[@noclick]

i didn't notice that lmao

[@nekkidzilla7193]

Obviously this is a reference to the hit video "Source makes me Cry".

[@mrman2476]

@@noclick Bro you misspelled a werd now your argument has collapsed.

[@realestuserr]

VALVE IS MY GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND ITS ACTUALLY CALLED SAUCE ENGINE¡!!!!!!¡!¡!!!!

[@Random_Gamer8]

@@mrman2476miner spelling mistake

[@pancake_the_pancake]

what no research does to a mf

[@skyblue-cn9ub]

one thing i wanna point out, the scientist crash is actually in base hl1. at least, im pretty certain. probably related to the version before the anniversary update, since it stopped after that afaik

[@wta1518]

I don't think this guy understands the concept of art styles. Just because something is of a higher fidelity doesn't mean it looks better.

[@malaizze]

Every time I hear “FI-delity” I hurt a bit more