Why the Chicken Got Domesticated

[@BronzeManul]

"I'm salmonella" has never been more relevant.

[@theterrarian591]

lol

[@jeromezp]

He ate raw chicken and got salmonella

[@AutumnCierniak]

BronzeManul its Sam O'nella

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

Bossinator 9001, r/woosh

[@mr.memerman128]

Bossinator 9001 r/woosh

[@levipetersen4406]

Sometimes I wonder just how many videos Sam has made purely because he thought of one pun that he really really wants to use.

[@TheSonicsean]

So he just dumped every pun in this one

[@Kornknealious]

Every single one

[@plotheplayer6462]

I guess he just really give a shmidt

[@Shiestey]

Probably, most of them. Or random weird topics he found online. Either way I’m here for it.

[@ChineduOpara]

All of them 😂

[@DraqonfruitYT]

I just realized how anatomically accurate sam’s drawings are. Like the stick figure arms and legs are the correct length i think

[@smolglitch]

Actually true, except for the fact he has a stubby right arm.

[@sadieadler8899]

The arms are attached to his neck...

[@dinolandra]

@@sadieadler8899 i think those are supposed to be shoulders

[@potatopotato9131]

I think you mean proportion

[@shortgiraffves]

They are. Almost everything he draws is very oddly accurate.

[@katrocks1174]

0:13 Wow, it really hasn't changed after 7 years

[@awppenheimer]

I really wish it hadn't aged so well 😭

[@AnthonyG29]

i need context please

[@awppenheimer]

​@@AnthonyG29Trump is still a presidential candidate in the current US election after 7 years

[@JohnMkrv]

​@@AnthonyG29it's still the same

[@stevencooper4422]

​@@JohnMkrvHe can't say "hey kids" anymore lol

[@zeechy]

What do you call a bamboo rice that hasn’t matured yet? Childish Bambino

[@lemmonboy6459]

DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ

[@Yourmom-cx8fw]

Bambino sold his foster child for 3 silver coin

[@morrisstudio8372]

Is this a bamboozleling queue

[@nandini5258]

Bambazing

[@walterwhite8229]

GET OUT

[@jessiee2115]

"Be generally attentive to all her needs. Prick." Wet.

[@xryeau_1760]

*moist*

[@fulcrum2951]

*damp*

[@GalladeTheGamer]

*dank*

[@robbobbrah8953]

Genuinely*

[@lilmisskitty164]

*moans*

[@quinnytaylor]

Wow the background at 2:07 was soooooo great I appreciate it

[@biggestpoop1089]

Yes

[@adamh2077]

Its just fucking trees. And it's beautiful

[@captainmackerel4482]

He used MSP

[@tzitzitzitzi1584]

Pink fluffy Unicorn fucker beat me to it.

[@Saucemeister07]

I was right here when I saw this

[@asylumskp4391]

Imagine if humans reproduced like this. Like you eat a burger, you're like "oh shit". Then you have to give birth.

[@evirareid1500]

Wait, that isn't what happens?!

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@evirareid1500 well... yes, but with alcohol I guess

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Could be part of why we can reproduce at any time of year

[@joeljustjazzing]

Well i mean to give birth you would still need to get literally f ked (also be women no gay shithere)

[@jacksont9455]

It would be more like, if you’re a woman, every time you eat, you have your period

[@jmaxag5419]

I appreciate that background.

[@LukeGeoDude]

Yeah I think it was pretty great.

[@fendas123]

It was tremendously beautiful.

[@Chain_l.l]

It was fabulously "greened"

[@w2quick]

its my desktop backgound now

[@chesito15]

It make me feel like a was in the jungle

[@cupymanor586]

I did a research paper over this using only this video as a source for freshman English, solid 85%, thanks Sam

[@abdouaboud7490]

Hot bird porn

[@Linnnaeus]

Good job

[@Gabiyi]

I really hope you kept in the jokes throughout the video…

[@willquesnell567]

@@Gabiyi I’m sure he added the hot bird porn

[@NoruMinz]

I did the same with the thorium video, got a 2. thanls sam

[@emilycaballero6052]

Oops read the title as "How Chickens Got Demonetized"

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

That's why the video is domesticated.

[@captainstark5496]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac 😂😂😂😂

[@somethingelse4878]

Strange so did i

[@ExceptionalOneStandAlone]

Same

[@jaydenhoffisabell9030]

Lots oh hot bird porn

[@davidoh14]

2:07 we do appreciate your effort. 6 years later I'm bingeing all your videos and have no doubt there's others right now too

[@leetm3in]

Absolutely! From yesterday to today down to the funny memory lane!

[@jackalope2302]

Hello from 2024

[@ellamegliola3188]

He must be on so many watchlists

[@pvt.rickert4002]

ikr

[@kari7403]

Like the FBI watch lists or KZbin watchers watch lists, oooor both, maybe?

[@daciannation5847]

@@kari7403 all of them.

[@kari7403]

@@daciannation5847 *Gasp!*

[@bananajoeoriginal]

I doubt a dude saying hot bird porn just to make a joke is going to get him on any watch list

[@colecreatedcontent4916]

The chicken made eggs. Eggs give you salmonella. Salmonella makes Sam O’Nella. Respect the chickens.

[@rookiedetective569]

I thought Salmonella gives you typhoid.

[@da3musceteers]

Chiken

[@brovid-19]

chop their heads off while you fornicate with them so their cloaca goes WOOBAWOOBAWOOBAWOOBA on you like an automatic fleshlight

[@tysont3323]

And finally Sam O'Nella makes a video about chickens, thus completing the cycle.

[@fishyboy2140]

Love how it says 11 months ago and then 11 days ago. Also, nothing but respect for those chickens

[@respectthefish4992]

"get her a boxs of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs" yes

[@themightykedge2273]

Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.

[@presidentspider4774]

Simp

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

@I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE lol ok

[@thunderlina3237]

@@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right? ~ Signed, a woman

[@presidentspider4774]

Thunderlina yes I do it’s a joke not me seriously making fun of a person for being respectful

[@archerarts4351]

2:37 Sam being a very good boy

[@mal_3157]

😏

[@theonewhowatches869]

So since junglefowl aren't chicken that means that yes, the egg came first.

[@pcvrisepic]

I have no idea why that’s a riddle. It’s so obvious

[@rohanr.9714]

this question never made sense to me, cause the answer is obviously egg

[@franklind.roosevelt7416]

I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.

[@chip6933]

It comes from people thinking shiva Gautama Christ-Chan made chickens at the beginning of time

[@Leo-wl2qw]

Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither

[@igooog]

"entirety of the civilized world" *Russia untouched*

[@rokukou]

*america out of the picture*

[@JoaoSousa-ek7gx]

@@rokukou Yeah i think we didnt even know America existed 5000 B.C

[@whafflete6721]

@@JoaoSousa-ek7gx Native Americans: (well technicially you're right since they aren't the one who named their continent)

[@RiftZM]

@@rokukou *Triggered.*

[@levar6618]

Бля, обидно на самом деле, но я понимаю, мб это смешно для цивилизованных стран, гы

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Jerry: "Don't ever contact me or my kids ever again." Sean: "I understand."

[@thecrippledpancake9455]

That’s pretty harsh

[@magnusrdkjr5466]

Sean: Understandable, have a great day

[@krisiskitsunegamer2967]

that was not eggselent

[@k.legendk.legend2712]

Caysenisgamerfox never comment on a KZbin video again

[@AaronCupps]

@@magnusrdkjr5466 have eggreat day

[@thothrax5621]

Man that background of trees was so good. I really appreciate all the work that must have gone into it

[@helloiamalive4184]

Why is nobody talking about “ʜᴏᴛ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴏʀɴ"

[@federalbureauofinvestigati5813]

Because it's better to be left alone

[@Spoomis]

It's best not to.

[@rocket_sensha4337]

@@federalbureauofinvestigati5813 too late... Like literal millenia too late. Ulises was banging flying hot chicks back on the odisea already.

[@bettywhite7341]

?

[@kari7403]

I try to keep it on the DL, as its generally frowned upon.

[@SLqB11]

"So the Croatia basically acts like a funnel...". I fucking died.

[@steviemichelle7271]

I thought he said the clamato is a funnel 🤣

[@matijasostojic4288]

My entire people have been wronged

[@SLqB11]

@@matijasostojic4288 Jebi ga brale :D

[@Qurrc]

Ok im not only one that noticed

[@SLqB11]

@@Qurrc nisi, plakao sam od smeha.

[@Vaiski25]

> Went to Thailand on a holiday > Went hiking to some forest > Saw a chicken in the middle of a goddamn forest > Mfw

[@lucyswansong730]

Why did you type this like a 4chan post lmao

[@danielbrazell413]

Lucy Swansong lmao

[@sabredragostea534]

@@lucyswansong730 You could still appreciate it. Green text is highly efficient and concise.

[@minseokie3831]

no one: 4chan mfs: >>>>>>

[@travisbrontide4524]

Did you keep it?

[@fawnathefox9600]

I watched a stick man explain how chickens were domesticated for 4 minutes.. my life is complete

[@mightymouse1111]

Background at 2:09 magnificent, VERY professional. Easily best part of the video, well done sir.

[@ItBePatYo]

Just stopped scrolling to comment because this has quite a few likes, but no comments, and that seemed weird. Have a nice day!

[@fonchas3453]

Comment numero two here :)

[@darkalligraph]

Comment nummer drei here :)

[@Nate2010]

i’m fourth *h o n k*

[@FunkInTheTrunk]

Fifth right here- YEET

[@matthewlee8667]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was domesticated, and civilized chickens don't run across it recklessly.

[@KyrstOak]

XD That's a good twist on the suicide joke.

[@Youhoooop9242]

@Sharky Boi Up shut fuck the

[@dankesteevee1937]

@@Youhoooop9242 it was a shit joke though they all are.

[@sergimartin7180]

Wouldn't want to eat one of those eggs, you might get.... Sam O'Nella

[@graemeharvey2964]

Sergi Martín no, you'd get laid

[@JonatasAdoM]

Aah the joke I was looking for

[@yunianiceto9805]

Sergi Martín get out

[@madscientistshusta]

Spooky Skeleton i trust.a skeletons advice on calcium.

[@andrewk2708]

Cholesterol 1. isn't deadly, and 2. the cholesterol in eggs is good for you. Everything in moderation.

[@thegreatestbaldeagle2999]

Proud to say this is the most watched video on KZbin about the domestication of chickens

[@itsyourmumsgf]

One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.

[@elconnor1255]

😳

[@omppusolttu5799]

can't you like break the egg and pull out the shards or something? Or does it get stuck in an area you can't even see it in?

[@danielchavez1296]

Haha chicken guts go brrr

[@jasen2456]

@@danielchavez1296 thats rude

[@danielchavez1296]

@@jasen2456 it was a little joke but I do apologize

[@meatloafthefood2119]

2:58 did you really just make a hen by taking the comb off of the rooster picture? You are a fucking legend

[@ven8303]

i bursted out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SieMiezekatze]

Unrealistic Hen got combs as well just smaller ones ;)

[@omni-man8647]

This videos keep getting better

[@SLZABBJNGO]

No wonder I always thought it looked weird

[@patrickanderson62]

What did you expect bird tiddies

[@DanMan]

I FINALLY FOUND A SAM VID THAT I DIDNT WATCH WOOO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVEN THO IT PASSED ALREADY LOL

[@mikavanderlei5149]

He says a day after Christmas

[@crazycat55485]

oh hi

[@CK_limbo]

Oh hey I know you

[@riveendxup6855]

SAME

[@humpydumpi]

YESSSSS

[@atsilv]

I'm very appreciative of your well-made forest background.

[@Fr4ncM]

Imagine a clueless biology teacher projecting this to a middle school class.

[@asbayt81]

whys dat a bad thing

[@anonymouss1270]

@@asbayt81 The hot bird porn I guess.

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

Why do I feel like this is coming from experience…

[@sninctbur3726]

I would respect them wholeheartedly

[@brovid-19]

imagine your grandmother naked. you sicko.

[@dallasthompson9550]

I accidentally read the title is “how chickens get *destroyed”*

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

1:39

[@toakovika]

Mystic Yeets I read it as how *children* were domesticated.

[@superrnixx]

That's where the "hot bird porn" comes into play

[@finkaboutit9567]

*ALL CHICKENS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED*

[@theosouris7063]

Cuz I was hungry

[@erenoz2910]

2:52 so croatia is basically the egg factory of the world? wow thanks salmonella

[@imbetterthanyouis]

im pretty sure it literally means " a fucking shit hole " since they fuck with the same hole they shit from

[@filipmatkovic7903]

yay I am from the egg shitting country

[@cookiemazino3731]

imbetterthanyouis wow your iq is definitly high

[@imbetterthanyouis]

it actually is , im australian so my iq is disguised by the fact we swear a bit

[@cookiemazino3731]

imbetterthanyouis im from Balkan Do i need to say more

[@megadestroyer454]

Let's all show sam how much we appreciated the background, then maybe hell come back to us.

[@tonyhart97]

"Croatia" was the first time in a long time I genuinely laughed out loud

[@cryzone2376]

OwO - *A gay German/Croatian furry*

[@Alizudo]

@@cryzone2376 What's this??

[@cryzone2376]

@@Alizudo UwU

[@cryzone2376]

i dont know anymore~

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

@@cryzone2376 *Pumps shotgun with religious intent*

[@simonarch225]

3:44 over a simple joke he straight up eggsiled him.. that’s harsh.

[@iamthestrong927]

Man, what a cock, he really can't take a simple yolk.

[@samuellee3729]

@@iamthestrong927 Chick out man, he was only yolking

[@DiamondDovesArt]

These yolks are Egg-cellent

[@lycheemyusic]

Wtf

[@santiagoossa2301]

I mean, he made fun of his friend kicking the basket, so he was being kind of a cloaca hole

[@thoseweirdguys6583]

I appreciate the background Sam

[@johndifrancisco3642]

Agreed.

[@kaseyk3282]

Drama, politics, and world events have remained relevant examples 7 years later???

[@Takeaknifedrainyourlifw]

dude. seven fucking years ago

[@stevencooper4422]

The timeline shifted in 2016 and 2020 so had to shift back again

[@robertschmidt1905]

Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via KZbin. On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section

[@cooperisntanelement4252]

Superpro820 Vlogs it’s cited because it refers to “bambinos” as a common name for bamboo rice

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

@@cooperisntanelement4252 Not anymore. Some prick removed it back in November.

[@tweedycheetah2083]

Cameron Horn what a Virgin

[@vitaurea]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac the wiki editor is called NessieVL

[@suzannewalsh3341]

alright, how do i trace an address?

[@BS-se4yg]

Cloaca??? Is it really called cloaca? That means sewer in Spanish..... Actually, it makes sense.

[@laurentiuenache8021]

It might come from Romanian tho... Cloacă is exactly that thing over there, and there are no othet words for that..

[@zxxNikoxxz]

Cloaca means sewer in italian as well

[@mildlifeisatrisk5727]

Hey guys, portuguese has the same word and meaning. Well, that's definitely a Latin word for a multi purpose... exit? 😅

[@pabloramos1022]

@@mildlifeisatrisk5727 Sewer, the Cloaca Maxima was a very large sewer in the city of Rome. Build by... uh Octavius Augustus.

[@graffsgd1224]

Yeah they all came from Latin the latin word for sewer is literally just “cloaca”

[@BlindingLight]

“Anyways, let’s talk about chickens” This is by far one of the best lines I’ve heard you say

[@jessiemayfield6749]

I wasn’t expecting the buy her chocolate and be attentive part. I think I might have to subscribe.

[@rino09876]

Sam O'Nella knows how to treat a lady.

[@Hdusiekwbshsjs]

Legitfox Animations Same except I’m a dude and cry every time I watch over the hedge

[@wallywutsizface6346]

If you eat raw eggs, you may catch Sam O'Nella.

[@ethandagamer255]

Wallywutsizface My favorite learning channel is Salmonella Academy.

[@therubywaffle165]

is 3 enough

[@Mackin3]

“Cloaca? So the Croatia..” That made me laugh way more than it shouldve

[@mariaenriquez880]

The clamato

[@refrigerator_society]

Can we talk about how this isn't an old vid? Been a fan for years now and I would have seen this vid I think sam is up to something

[@Lee-sd1vx]

“We can make their reproductive systems go into overdrive whenever we want! You know what that means?” “Lots of hot bird porn!” *Yeah can you not*

[@ExEBoss]

*+Lee 88* But, what if I _want_ lots of hot bird porn?

[@ExEBoss]

*+stuff & more stuff* Well that’s not very nice of you to say.

[@bamberghh1691]

@@ExEBoss here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@feline8922]

@@bamberghh1691 I recognize that link... NOT GONNA CLICK IT.

[@jzjzjzj]

@@bamberghh1691hghcghvvhgnwgchf

[@uniqhnd23]

2:36 Haha, respect to you my dude.

[@captaincyberdream9008]

Thanks to you, the name of my lucky bamboo is Childish Bambino

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Oh my god

[@lucyswansong730]

I love you lmao

[@ferretive]

Wow

[@ferretive]

Super Typhoon Nate Dude, that’s a painful way to die.

[@buckledben]

7 years later and I’m still appreciating the background

[@pepsl4652]

That background was really good. I appreciate it.

[@RigiIndustries]

The Stars have aligned! Sam has uploaded!

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries jk im also happy

[@combustbanx]

The planets have aligned! It's on trending!

[@HowsThatThing]

Egg-stravagant.

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries lets not egg-xarate

[@fr4ctal272]

"Wow, how bamboozling" "More bird porn" just xd

[@reithegrei]

alien alert we found an alien exterminate

[@iuroazzy]

Cc k

[@sunatic9066]

Or may I say, just EGGS-dee

[@FlyingDwarfman]

Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling. Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range. And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.

[@anivicuno9473]

The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive. The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes. As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats. Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source. Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.

[@xendurr8180]

Cock Fight Island

[@slightlyuncomfortable]

​@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication

[@JazzyWaffles]

"Lots of hot bird porn!" No, that comes with the internet.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens. Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?

[@mememan2.074]

@@geraldfrost4710 this is the internet where rule 34 exist

[@shortgiraffves]

@@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.

[@flakitohdz30]

"No, it means we can get as many eggs as we can dream of!"

[@mariocbitencourt]

After blossom, flowers produce fruit (called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet). quote from Wikipedia lol

[@bb2choppa]

Wikipedia also says: Bambino is the Italian masculine form for "baby" or "infant". The feminine is bambina. The plural forms are bambinosin English and bambini in Italian.

[@imaducky2617]

oh my god its still there ```(called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).[1```

[@snazzy9175]

IT'S STILL THERE

[@evelinemidkiff1690]

Mário Btenco it’s still there. They’ll probably never change it

[@thecommonfool2110]

Its still there, and if you click the [1] YOU SEE THAT SAM O NELLA IS FUCKING CITED IN WIKIPEDIA [Wikipedia, “Bamboo blossoms” on mechanics]

[@frogirl2332]

CROATIA JESUS FUCK IM WHEEZING

[@lukarajacic2967]

since its a giant shithole? jk, salutations form Serbia

[@sven5069]

Ikr I heard that too lol

[@dobarplan6142]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@afioyhac5432]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@afioyhac5432]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@durfkludge]

I appreciate the jungle background and all the effort you put into it ❤

[@patrickreider9552]

ayyyyy Salmonella is back

[@cooldestroyer7195]

Patrick R. Sam O. Nella

[@YellowRayquaza22]

I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun. Oh well. What's better than after a chicken video to do a salmonella video ?

[@GrosserHund87]

"I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun." Considering his love for dad jokes, it's not hard to guess...

[@docoz1670]

Rafał Lemiec i think he made his name sam o' nella for the sake that he could say salmonella Like the disease

[@fat6776]

what the fuck

[@reddeimon475]

i am actually disturbed that the male chickens lay eggs

[@arithgutierrez]

Red Deimon I thought they can't since their males

[@reddeimon475]

arith gutierrez of course they cant but drawing another chicken is pain in the butt apparently

[@SamONellaAcademy]

This guy gets it ^

[@griffin3607]

Red Deimon had not thought about that

[@wd-type9643]

Sam O'Nella Academy Congrats Sammy, #41 on trending!

[@domibik]

"So the Croatia acts like a funnel"

[@cloaker7237]

"Since this means that nothing can exit the clomato anymore..."

[@leron4885]

Da

[@LeonTuMade4]

Croatia is used as a shit, piss, egg hole for chickens

[@leron4885]

@@LeonTuMade4 da

[@nikolab.4264]

@@LeonTuMade4 DA

[@Hermeskhadivar]

2:16 well isnt that a beutifull background!

[@Shad094]

1:50 It's very impressive that they made roosters lay eggs 5,000 years ago. Nowadays, we use hens.

[@spacehuhn]

Ha! Silly earth chickens...

[@bigboi2741]

*_beats with a shovel_*

[@gregnubody3871]

Throw ya neck out, throw ya back out. (My neck and my back?)

[@fulcrum2951]

Wonder what does a space chicken tastes like

[@mrbenoit5018]

fulcrum 29 it definitely wouldn’t have salmonella if you eat it in space

[@momon969]

I'm a Graditarde

[@jamends1220]

I see what you did there; "civilised world" then showed them spreading every where but Russia.

[@itstherealbrace6424]

no, they spread to Russia, just not the parts of Russia that are uninhabited

[@TravisBone14]

They didnt go to part of south Africa either

[@alexrichardson1226]

Or America

[@michaelbremer35]

To be fair most of russia is completely empty.

[@moonlily701]

Alex Richardson the Americas were not discovered yet

[@tellmeaboutyourgame314]

"so the next time your girlfriend is complaining about her period" you had me in the first half ngl

[@jimbo111589]

Ha. Sam O'Nella. Chickens. Get it?

[@Goldenheart_345]

EYYYYYY, FOOD POISONING!

[@ilikesaying]

EYYYYYY-BLERAGH (constant vomiting)

[@BabyMickers]

I have to wonder how long he's been waiting to make that pun lol!

[@sampearce482]

No.

[@Goldenheart_345]

SixxSnipersTV Unhackable wow, how original. -slow clap-

[@Panzermeister36]

Great to see you're still alive. Love your content!

[@magaman49]

first reply

[@Mojo1800]

last to resolve

[@gopnikmccykaakaryanmccorma9249]

Not the last to comment

[@pboi3894]

Gopnik McCyka neither are you

[@gopnikmccykaakaryanmccorma9249]

Riley Byrd what

[@choty7066]

2:53 "Croatia" - this is how you insult a nation

[@majacovic5141]

Naw, this is how you make us lol 😂

[@jordandino417]

Cloaca is NOT Croatia

[@nazeerkhot3651]

@@jordandino417 yes it is

[@josefumikujo1092]

Im actually honored to have Sam himself mention my country lmao

[@noavidovic1405]

That's how everyone called us before we were a country

[@dustinyager11]

the forrest background you put to much effort into. I do appreciate it. wow such lighting and subtley. truely amazing

[@Halinspark]

So many comments, and nobody commenting that he's choking his chicken at 2:42.

[@YachtyBurner]

lmao

[@cjmarblebean8418]

WE CAN HARNESS THE CHICKEN CYCLE. Untapped power beyond our wildest dreams.

[@taliakellegg5978]

I met a vegan but he thought that chickens used to lay eggs every year or so in till humans came along and made them lay eggs every day

[@celestialtree8602]

Well, humans only half made them lay eggs every day. They already did that sometimes, we just exploited the fuck out of it for our own personal gain

[@felipewerner6670]

@@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.

[@carleykizer9390]

Whos going to tell the vegan that humans have exploited everything for food from soil, animals to plants.

[@robertsroberts1688]

Ryan Kelly there are still breeds out there that dont lay a whole lot

[@adeadgirl13]

Guess what, all the fruits and vegetables and grains we eat, all exploited by humans.

[@gyrran]

"Don't put all your eggs in one casket" KILLED ME! XD

[@BicycleMotorsports]

I certainly appreciated the effort you put into the jungle background... All of your videos are done very well. This one was eggcellent!

[@bees4330]

Bicycle Motorsports.... I have no words

[@thedailydoseofrandomnesscr1931]

hey I appreciate all that background detail at 2:14

[@naskhwaja]

The background at 2:07 looks really nice. (appreciation noises)

[@isabellahill9594]

Clapping???

[@KKPsi-TubaDawg]

KZbin, "Hey, we suddenly decided you might like this 6 year old video." Me, "You ain't wrong."

[@BHuang92]

I wonder out of all the first domesticated animals, which one was the easiest?

[@thisguy1520]

The grey tree squirrel.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Mammoth and Giant Ground Sloth.

[@davidenriqueaguilarmoo92]

the voters

[@youbidoubidou]

"which one was the easiest?" - Trump supporters.

[@anthonyrutherford3920]

hillary clintons minions

[@Мэтью-ъ3л]

2:10 nice background man, good job, looks much nice

[@coyotearmory]

Why the chicken was domesticated -they taste good and poop free food.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

And they're relatively easy to catch.

[@DiamondDovesArt]

Don't forget cordless alarm clucks. I mean clocks!

[@emza8964]

@@DiamondDovesArt you ruined it at clockes you didnt need that lol

[@DiamondDovesArt]

but I did

[@spaghetti5914]

they are fluffy

[@matejanikolic8745]

I saw the intro and only then realized that we as a species didn't change in 7 years

[@megaroo6110]

Really love those drawings of roosters, who don’t lay eggs...ever...cuz they’re male. No but seriously the drawings were pretty good.

[@icecold1805]

2:30 d'awww. Dude, you just got me subscribed.

[@ariannaramos1670]

Ice Cold Same

[@claudiagomes1104]

2:32 I appreciate you man

[@someonewhoexists7350]

We all do. If not for that, for the stomach pains he has induced by making us laugh so much that we cry. You gotta admit that his Burris have made tiny do this at least once.

[@latakumar7102]

REALLY appreciate the background at 2:06

[@pseudotasuki]

"Get her a box of chocolates and be attentive to her needs, ya prick!" Well done, sir.

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

But I refuse

[@genghiskhan6809]

And if what she wants is a hard railing, give her a hard railing.

[@biggestastiest]

@Deadpoppin if a woman who was ever acquainted with you gets one session of therapy she's running for the hills

[@MLBlue30]

Sam is a Chad, he respects the ladies. Subscribed.

[@greywolf7577]

He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".

[@Gia1911Logous]

"The chickens are walking around way too much, man, they're escaping way too oftenly, what do we do?" "Make em fat so they don't escape?" "... Good idea we get more meat out of em too, we can, idk, start a chicken wing company based in kentucky, or something"

[@kellytaylor4435]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Decidueye-2016]

“What’s a Kentucky?”

[@Trynt33]

"Make some chicken pot piiiies."

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@Decidueye-2016 "IDK but it sounds delicious"

[@roringusanda2837]

I think that's the strategy behind marriage, as well...🤵👰🍗🍔

[@briannab9064]

Don't eat raw eggs or you will get... Sam O'nella

[@dougiequick1]

Some Nella or some shit .....even though MILLIONS of people drank raw eggs and lived fine! Orange Julius charged extra dime for YEARS to have raw egg in your drink! I recon finally someone got some nella....or some shit

[@mrbenoit5018]

I appreciate the green background in the bit with the chickens

[@Maxime_K-G]

2:07 Sam, I totally appreciate the effort you've putten into creating this background. I really like this scene and think it adds so much to the video!

[@tim.a.k.mertens]

This is genuinely one of the most educational videos you've made

[@frann8552]

"You know what that means?" "Lots of hot bird porn " 💀 😂😂😂😂💀

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Francisco Gallego "No"

[@rixasum5821]

you used the forbidden emoji

[@naom4194]

*D e a t h ?*

[@AutumnCierniak]

Gregor adamkiewicz YES

[@harrylightfoot2004]

HAHA IM DEAD LOOL

[@gaminggeckos4388]

2:18 Visiting Hawaii for the first time be like

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Seriously, they are EVERYWHERE. They're like pigeons!

[@justthatwitchbitch9928]

" get her a box of chocolate and be generally attentive to her needs ya prick " THANK YOU we needed that

[@uwuiseeyouuwu2819]

Skittles are better :p

[@dylankone]

@@uwuiseeyouuwu2819 lmao

[@greywolf7577]

He wasn't saying that to criticize boyfriends. He was saying that to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared with female chickens".

[@communistskeletonpiss]

@@greywolf7577 it can be both numbnuts.

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

No that part was extremely cringe. It's always hugely pathetic when people start compulsively moralizing like that. It's not even a joke it's just "durr look at what a good (socially agreeable) person I am ahah plz don't leave me friends"

[@souptyranid6338]

1:40 “lots of hot bird porn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emenefer]

2:37 is so pure and also hilarious. Proud of you Salmonella. You're a good fish.

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

No that part was cringe and horrible. "durr look at what a good person I am omg my social circle requires I make adaptive comments to fit in"

[@kevinwaters6799]

⁠@@neo-filthyfrank1347lol you sound stupid

[@cathykurlemann5289]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 I think you’re the prick Sam was talking about

[@michaelmanyaboy3393]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347alright then pal, how bout you take a crack at a better joke. go on, where waiting

[@binguschup7615]

No lie the funniest youtuber I know