Why the Chicken Got Domesticated

this video looked a lot better as a little window than it does in HD. Just squint while you watch it, that oughta do the trick.
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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[@zeechy]

What do you call a bamboo rice that hasn’t matured yet? Childish Bambino

[@lemmonboy6459]

DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ

[@Yourmom-cx8fw]

Bambino sold his foster child for 3 silver coin

[@morrisstudio8372]

Is this a bamboozleling queue

[@nandini5258]

Bambazing

[@walterwhite8229]

GET OUT

[@BronzeManul]

"I'm salmonella" has never been more relevant.

[@theterrarian591]

lol

[@jeromezp]

He ate raw chicken and got salmonella

[@AutumnCierniak]

BronzeManul its Sam O'nella

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

Bossinator 9001, r/woosh

[@mr.memerman128]

Bossinator 9001 r/woosh

[@colecreatedcontent4916]

The chicken made eggs. Eggs give you salmonella. Salmonella makes Sam O’Nella. Respect the chickens.

[@rookiedetective569]

I thought Salmonella gives you typhoid.

[@da3musceteers]

Chiken

[@brovid-19]

chop their heads off while you fornicate with them so their cloaca goes WOOBAWOOBAWOOBAWOOBA on you like an automatic fleshlight

[@tysont3323]

And finally Sam O'Nella makes a video about chickens, thus completing the cycle.

[@fishyboy2140]

Love how it says 11 months ago and then 11 days ago. Also, nothing but respect for those chickens

[@asylumskp4391]

Imagine if humans reproduced like this. Like you eat a burger, you're like "oh shit". Then you have to give birth.

[@evirareid1500]

Wait, that isn't what happens?!

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@evirareid1500 well... yes, but with alcohol I guess

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Could be part of why we can reproduce at any time of year

[@joeljustjazzing]

Well i mean to give birth you would still need to get literally f ked (also be women no gay shithere)

[@jacksont9455]

It would be more like, if you’re a woman, every time you eat, you have your period

[@helloiamalive4184]

Why is nobody talking about “ʜᴏᴛ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴏʀɴ"

[@federalbureauofinvestigati5813]

Because it's better to be left alone

[@Spoomis]

It's best not to.

[@rocket_sensha4337]

@@federalbureauofinvestigati5813 too late... Like literal millenia too late. Ulises was banging flying hot chicks back on the odisea already.

[@bettywhite7341]

?

[@kari7403]

I try to keep it on the DL, as its generally frowned upon.

[@jessiee2115]

"Be generally attentive to all her needs. Prick." Wet.

[@xryeau_1760]

*moist*

[@fulcrum2951]

*damp*

[@GalladeTheGamer]

*dank*

[@robbobbrah8953]

Genuinely*

[@lilmisskitty164]

*moans*

[@archerarts4351]

2:37 Sam being a very good boy

[@davidoh14]

2:07 we do appreciate your effort. 6 years later I'm bingeing all your videos and have no doubt there's others right now too

[@leetm3in]

Absolutely! From yesterday to today down to the funny memory lane!

[@jackalope2302]

Hello from 2024

[@emilycaballero6052]

Oops read the title as "How Chickens Got Demonetized"

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

That's why the video is domesticated.

[@captainstark5496]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac 😂😂😂😂

[@somethingelse4878]

Strange so did i

[@EvilEnsembleStars]

Same

[@jaydenhoffisabell9030]

Lots oh hot bird porn

[@igooog]

"entirety of the civilized world" *Russia untouched*

[@rokukou]

*america out of the picture*

[@JoaoSousa-ek7gx]

@@rokukou Yeah i think we didnt even know America existed 5000 B.C

[@whafflete6721]

@@JoaoSousa-ek7gx Native Americans: (well technicially you're right since they aren't the one who named their continent)

[@RiftZM]

@@rokukou *Triggered.*

[@levar6618]

Бля, обидно на самом деле, но я понимаю, мб это смешно для цивилизованных стран, гы

[@fawnathefox9600]

I watched a stick man explain how chickens were domesticated for 4 minutes.. my life is complete

[@FlyingDwarfman]

Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling. Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range. And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.

[@anivicuno9473]

The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive. The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes. As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats. Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source. Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.

[@xendurr8180]

Cock Fight Island

[@slightlyuncomfortable]

​@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication

[@respectthefish4992]

"get her a boxs of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs" yes

[@themightykedge2273]

Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.

[@presidentspider4774]

Simp

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

@I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE lol ok

[@thunderlina3237]

@@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right? ~ Signed, a woman

[@presidentspider4774]

Thunderlina yes I do it’s a joke not me seriously making fun of a person for being respectful

[@jmaxag5419]

I appreciate that background.

[@LukeGeoDude]

Yeah I think it was pretty great.

[@fendas123]

It was tremendously beautiful.

[@Chain_l.l]

It was fabulously "greened"

[@w2quick]

its my desktop backgound now

[@chesito15]

It make me feel like a was in the jungle

[@tim.a.k.mertens]

This is genuinely one of the most educational videos you've made

[@KellWhitlock]

Another fun fact that wasn’t mentioned is that wild chickens are EXTREMELY skittish. Like, sneak up on it and it might get scared and literally have a heart attack-type skittish. So imagine the reaction when the first dude ever got a hold of a chicken without it flatlining on sight and brought it back to a village. Must’ve been like carrying a egg-laying bomb.

[@spindash64]

That actually brings up the question of how they actually managed to tame one of those guys. Bribe it with seeds?

[@sergimartin7180]

Wouldn't want to eat one of those eggs, you might get.... Sam O'Nella

[@graemeharvey2964]

Sergi Martín no, you'd get laid

[@JonatasAdoM]

Aah the joke I was looking for

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Sergi Martín get out

[@madscientistshusta]

Spooky Skeleton i trust.a skeletons advice on calcium.

[@andrewk2708]

Cholesterol 1. isn't deadly, and 2. the cholesterol in eggs is good for you. Everything in moderation.

[@Vaiski25]

> Went to Thailand on a holiday > Went hiking to some forest > Saw a chicken in the middle of a goddamn forest > Mfw

[@lucyswansong730]

Why did you type this like a 4chan post lmao

[@danielbrazell413]

Lucy Swansong lmao

[@sabredragostea534]

@@lucyswansong730 You could still appreciate it. Green text is highly efficient and concise.

[@minseokie3831]

no one: 4chan mfs: >>>>>>

[@travisbrontide4524]

Did you keep it?

[@thothrax5621]

Man that background of trees was so good. I really appreciate all the work that must have gone into it

[@anonymouspenguin583]

“Who’s top chicken? We’re top chicken.” -CGP Grey

[@DraqonfruitYT]

I just realized how anatomically accurate sam’s drawings are. Like the stick figure arms and legs are the correct length i think

[@smolglitch]

Actually true, except for the fact he has a stubby right arm.

[@sadieadler8899]

The arms are attached to his neck...

[@dinolandra]

@@sadieadler8899 i think those are supposed to be shoulders

[@potatopotato9131]

I think you mean proportion

[@shortgiraffves2456]

They are. Almost everything he draws is very oddly accurate.

[@ellamegliola3188]

He must be on so many watchlists

[@pvt.rickert4002]

ikr

[@kari7403]

Like the FBI watch lists or KZbin watchers watch lists, oooor both, maybe?

[@daciannation5847]

@@kari7403 all of them.

[@kari7403]

@@daciannation5847 *Gasp!*

[@bananajoeoriginal]

I doubt a dude saying hot bird porn just to make a joke is going to get him on any watch list

[@landonfoster3495]

Egg binding could last up to weeks. I had a chicken with this and she died wayyyy after she was egg bound; note, we did try to help her, but there was so much stuff up there, nothing could be done

[@theinformedtoast3377]

Can a vet not do anything either??

[@megadestroyer454]

Let's all show sam how much we appreciated the background, then maybe hell come back to us.

[@quinnytaylor]

Wow the background at 2:07 was soooooo great I appreciate it

[@biggestpoop1089]

Yes

[@adamh2077]

Its just fucking trees. And it's beautiful

[@captainmackerel4482]

He used MSP

[@tzitzitzitzi1584]

Pink fluffy Unicorn fucker beat me to it.

[@Saucemeister07]

I was right here when I saw this

[@theonewhowatches869]

So since junglefowl aren't chicken that means that yes, the egg came first.

[@pcvrisepic]

I have no idea why that’s a riddle. It’s so obvious

[@rohanr.9714]

this question never made sense to me, cause the answer is obviously egg

[@franklind.roosevelt7416]

I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.

[@chip6933]

It comes from people thinking shiva Gautama Christ-Chan made chickens at the beginning of time

[@Leo-wl2qw]

Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither

[@Kaspsss]

Thank you for explaining how chickens got domesticated. I always wondered how animals got domesticated in the first place, so this is great! And your video style is really interesting as well so thats really nice.

[@buckledben]

7 years later and I’m still appreciating the background

[@levipetersen4406]

Sometimes I wonder just how many videos Sam has made purely because he thought of one pun that he really really wants to use.

[@TheSonicsean]

So he just dumped every pun in this one

[@Kornknealious]

Every single one

[@plotheplayer6462]

I guess he just really give a shmidt

[@DescendingVelocity]

Probably, most of them. Or random weird topics he found online. Either way I’m here for it.

[@ChineduOpara]

All of them 😂

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Jerry: "Don't ever contact me or my kids ever again." Sean: "I understand."

[@thecrippledpancake9455]

That’s pretty harsh

[@magnusrdkjr5466]

Sean: Understandable, have a great day

[@krisiskitsunegamer2967]

that was not eggselent

[@k.legendk.legend2712]

Caysenisgamerfox never comment on a KZbin video again

[@AaronCupps]

@@magnusrdkjr5466 have eggreat day

[@gaminggeckos4388]

2:18 Visiting Hawaii for the first time be like

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Seriously, they are EVERYWHERE. They're like pigeons!

[@D2attemp]

I want you to know how much I appreciate that background you made. It lives rent free in my head. And that’s why I keep coming back to watch this video

[@SLqB11]

"So the Croatia basically acts like a funnel...". I fucking died.

[@steviemichelle7271]

I thought he said the clamato is a funnel 🤣

[@matijasostojic4288]

My entire people have been wronged

[@SLqB11]

@@matijasostojic4288 Jebi ga brale :D

[@Qurrc]

Ok im not only one that noticed

[@SLqB11]

@@Qurrc nisi, plakao sam od smeha.

[@reddeimon475]

i am actually disturbed that the male chickens lay eggs

[@arithgutierrez]

Red Deimon I thought they can't since their males

[@reddeimon475]

arith gutierrez of course they cant but drawing another chicken is pain in the butt apparently

[@SamONellaAcademy]

This guy gets it ^

[@griffin3607]

Red Deimon had not thought about that

[@wd-type9643]

Sam O'Nella Academy Congrats Sammy, #41 on trending!

[@atsilv]

I'm very appreciative of your well-made forest background.

[@KKPsi-TubaDawg]

KZbin, "Hey, we suddenly decided you might like this 6 year old video." Me, "You ain't wrong."

[@matthewlee8667]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was domesticated, and civilized chickens don't run across it recklessly.

[@KyrstOak]

XD That's a good twist on the suicide joke.

[@Youhoooop9242]

@Sharky Boi Up shut fuck the

[@dankesteevee1937]

@@Youhoooop9242 it was a shit joke though they all are.

[@DanMan]

I FINALLY FOUND A SAM VID THAT I DIDNT WATCH WOOO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVEN THO IT PASSED ALREADY LOL

[@mikavanderlei5149]

He says a day after Christmas

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oh hi

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Oh hey I know you

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SAME

[@humpydumpi]

YESSSSS

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

That background is absolutely amazing 🙌 love your work

[@pryordvm]

I appreciate the jungle background and all the effort you put into it ❤

[@Lee-sd1vx]

“We can make their reproductive systems go into overdrive whenever we want! You know what that means?” “Lots of hot bird porn!” *Yeah can you not*

[@ExEBoss]

*+Lee 88* But, what if I _want_ lots of hot bird porn?

[@ExEBoss]

*+stuff & more stuff* Well that’s not very nice of you to say.

[@bamberghh1691]

@@ExEBoss here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@feline8922]

@@bamberghh1691 I recognize that link... NOT GONNA CLICK IT.

[@jzjzjzj]

@@bamberghh1691hghcghvvhgnwgchf

[@jessiemayfield6749]

I wasn’t expecting the buy her chocolate and be attentive part. I think I might have to subscribe.

[@kandikidmusic9033]

I appreciate the effort you put into that background

[@itsyourmumsgf]

One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.

[@elconnor1255]

😳

[@omppusolttu5799]

can't you like break the egg and pull out the shards or something? Or does it get stuck in an area you can't even see it in?

[@danielchavez1296]

Haha chicken guts go brrr

[@jasen2456]

@@danielchavez1296 thats rude

[@danielchavez1296]

@@jasen2456 it was a little joke but I do apologize

[@meatloafthefood2119]

2:58 did you really just make a hen by taking the comb off of the rooster picture? You are a fucking legend

[@ven8303]

i bursted out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SieMiezekatze]

Unrealistic Hen got combs as well just smaller ones ;)

[@omni-man8647]

This videos keep getting better

[@SLZABBJNGO]

No wonder I always thought it looked weird

[@patrickanderson62]

What did you expect bird tiddies

[@austinfaber2247]

The jungle background was very well drawn and detailed. Good job, Sam :)

[@chasjetty8729]

Please return Father Sam. Your academy children are desperate to be care for by their papa. Papa must care for his little children. It’s so cold.

[@cupymanor586]

I did a research paper over this using only this video as a source for freshman English, solid 85%, thanks Sam

[@abdouaboud7490]

Hot bird porn

[@Linnnaeus]

Good job

[@Gabiyi]

I really hope you kept in the jokes throughout the video…

[@willquesnell567]

@@Gabiyi I’m sure he added the hot bird porn

[@PergaMint]

I did the same with the thorium video, got a 2. thanls sam

[@simonarch225]

3:44 over a simple joke he straight up eggsiled him.. that’s harsh.

[@iamthestrong927]

Man, what a cock, he really can't take a simple yolk.

[@samuellee3729]

@@iamthestrong927 Chick out man, he was only yolking

[@DiamondDovesArt]

These yolks are Egg-cellent

[@lycheemyusic]

Wtf

[@santiagoossa2301]

I mean, he made fun of his friend kicking the basket, so he was being kind of a cloaca hole

[@keeginsane]

I appreciate the effort put into the background

[@stillnobuddy]

Totally appreciate that background! Thanks!

[@mightymouse1111]

Background at 2:09 magnificent, VERY professional. Easily best part of the video, well done sir.

[@ItBePatYo]

Just stopped scrolling to comment because this has quite a few likes, but no comments, and that seemed weird. Have a nice day!

[@fonchas3453]

Comment numero two here :)

[@darkalligraph]

Comment nummer drei here :)

[@Nate2010]

i’m fourth *h o n k*

[@jacobitep6641]

Fifth right here- YEET

[@Fr4ncM]

Imagine a clueless biology teacher projecting this to a middle school class.

[@asbayt81]

whys dat a bad thing

[@anonymouss1270]

@@asbayt81 The hot bird porn I guess.

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

Why do I feel like this is coming from experience…

[@sninctbur3726]

I would respect them wholeheartedly

[@brovid-19]

imagine your grandmother naked. you sicko.

[@Liam-cj5kh]

i love your content. I was about to post "I love you" but I don't know who you are. I just thought I did because your content made me feel so happy. Even if you never bridge the gap between your private personal life and the life you share with us on the internet, I want you to know that at least one significant, ambitious, brave part of your existence means so much to me. I love you for this reason.

[@DustinManke]

I really appreciate your background, Sam.

[@fr4ctal272]

"Wow, how bamboozling" "More bird porn" just xd

[@reithegrei]

alien alert we found an alien exterminate

[@iuroazzy]

Cc k

[@sunatic9066]

Or may I say, just EGGS-dee

[@jimbo111589]

Ha. Sam O'Nella. Chickens. Get it?

[@Goldenheart_345]

EYYYYYY, FOOD POISONING!

[@ilikesaying]

EYYYYYY-BLERAGH (constant vomiting)

[@BabyMickers]

I have to wonder how long he's been waiting to make that pun lol!

[@sampearce482]

No.

[@Goldenheart_345]

SixxSnipersTV Unhackable wow, how original. -slow clap-

[@guyincognito1406]

STUNNING BACKGROUND DESIGN WORK!

[@dallasthompson9550]

I accidentally read the title is “how chickens get *destroyed”*

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

1:39

[@toakovika]

Mystic Yeets I read it as how *children* were domesticated.

[@superrnixx]

That's where the "hot bird porn" comes into play

[@finkaboutit9567]

*ALL CHICKENS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED*

[@theosouris7063]

Cuz I was hungry

[@rino09876]

Sam O'Nella knows how to treat a lady.

[@polpot6]

Legitfox Animations Same except I’m a dude and cry every time I watch over the hedge

[@michiganabigail]

I have learned so much from you, Sam O’Nella. Thank you. 🧠🤯♥️ By the way, I’d love an episode about Candide by Voltaire or some old literature or something like that. Or Grimm’s Fairy Tales? Just an idea. Please keep it up! These videos are the highlights of my KZbin recommendations!

[@xwingknight]

1:38 you’re welcome

[@erenoz2910]

2:52 so croatia is basically the egg factory of the world? wow thanks salmonella

[@imbetterthanyouis]

im pretty sure it literally means " a fucking shit hole " since they fuck with the same hole they shit from

[@filipmatkovic7903]

yay I am from the egg shitting country

[@cookiemazino3731]

imbetterthanyouis wow your iq is definitly high

[@imbetterthanyouis]

it actually is , im australian so my iq is disguised by the fact we swear a bit

[@cookiemazino3731]

imbetterthanyouis im from Balkan Do i need to say more

[@domibik]

"So the Croatia acts like a funnel"

[@cloaker7237]

"Since this means that nothing can exit the clomato anymore..."

[@leron4885]

Da

[@TuMade4]

Croatia is used as a shit, piss, egg hole for chickens

[@leron4885]

@@TuMade4 da

[@nikolab.4264]

@@TuMade4 DA

[@notjustagirl461]

i appreciate your background at 2:14. because its the only thing i can observe when the sound of me crunching on carrots is 60X louder than my headset at full volume.

[@alexanderfox-robinson4910]

I love the way the "civilised world" includes 2/3rds of Africa but not Norway, Sweden or Finland.

[@tonyhart97]

"Croatia" was the first time in a long time I genuinely laughed out loud

[@cryzone2376]

OwO - *A gay German/Croatian furry*

[@Alizudo]

@@cryzone2376 What's this??

[@cryzone2376]

@@Alizudo UwU

[@cryzone2376]

i dont know anymore~

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

@@cryzone2376 *Pumps shotgun with religious intent*

[@taliakellegg5978]

I met a vegan but he thought that chickens used to lay eggs every year or so in till humans came along and made them lay eggs every day

[@celestialtree8602]

Well, humans only half made them lay eggs every day. They already did that sometimes, we just exploited the fuck out of it for our own personal gain

[@felipewerner6670]

@@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.

[@carleykizer9390]

Whos going to tell the vegan that humans have exploited everything for food from soil, animals to plants.

[@robertsroberts1688]

Ryan Kelly there are still breeds out there that dont lay a whole lot

[@adeadgirl13]

Guess what, all the fruits and vegetables and grains we eat, all exploited by humans.

[@door.4975]

“So next time your girlfriend is-“ Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend

[@valentincruz6322]

I appreciate your background Sam ❤️

[@BS-se4yg]

Cloaca??? Is it really called cloaca? That means sewer in Spanish..... Actually, it makes sense.

[@laurentiuenache8021]

It might come from Romanian tho... Cloacă is exactly that thing over there, and there are no othet words for that..

[@zxxNikoxxz]

Cloaca means sewer in italian as well

[@mildlifeisatrisk5727]

Hey guys, portuguese has the same word and meaning. Well, that's definitely a Latin word for a multi purpose... exit? 😅

[@pabloramos1022]

@@mildlifeisatrisk5727 Sewer, the Cloaca Maxima was a very large sewer in the city of Rome. Build by... uh Octavius Augustus.

[@graffsgd1224]

Yeah they all came from Latin the latin word for sewer is literally just “cloaca”

[@patrickreider9552]

ayyyyy Salmonella is back

[@cooldestroyer7195]

Patrick R. Sam O. Nella

[@YellowRayquaza22]

I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun. Oh well. What's better than after a chicken video to do a salmonella video ?

[@rafalemiec8683]

"I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun." Considering his love for dad jokes, it's not hard to guess...

[@docoz1670]

Rafał Lemiec i think he made his name sam o' nella for the sake that he could say salmonella Like the disease

[@fat6776]

what the fuck

[@binguschup7615]

No lie the funniest youtuber I know

[@antifario]

I did appreciate the background. thank you

[@robertschmidt1905]

Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via KZbin. On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section

[@cooperisntanelement4252]

Superpro820 Vlogs it’s cited because it refers to “bambinos” as a common name for bamboo rice

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

@@cooperisntanelement4252 Not anymore. Some prick removed it back in November.

[@tweedycheetah2083]

Cameron Horn what a Virgin

[@aureavita8653]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac the wiki editor is called NessieVL

[@suzannewalsh3341]

alright, how do i trace an address?

[@Bruxlee4D]

The Stars have aligned! Sam has uploaded!

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries jk im also happy

[@lilith6072]

The planets have aligned! It's on trending!

[@HowsThatThing]

Egg-stravagant.

[@rydergamesnl1862]

Rigi_Industries lets not egg-xarate

[@tabletopready1717]

PLEASE come back Sam you really have cheered me up and helped me with my mental health really really makes me happy so please come back!

[@jonasward5977]

He said on Reddit he's coming back soon, don't worry.

[@addy5472]

By the way, I appreciate that exotic background Sam. Well done.

[@Mackin3]

“Cloaca? So the Croatia..” That made me laugh way more than it shouldve

[@mariaenriquez880]

The clamato

[@JazzyWaffles]

"Lots of hot bird porn!" No, that comes with the internet.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens. Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?

[@mememan2.074]

@@geraldfrost4710 this is the internet where rule 34 exist

[@shortgiraffves2456]

@@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.

[@flakitohdz30]

"No, it means we can get as many eggs as we can dream of!"

[@ninjachihuahua4843]

no idea why youtube took me to this channel but Ive been binging since yesterday. Noice

[@tellmeaboutyourgame314]

"so the next time your girlfriend is complaining about her period" you had me in the first half ngl

[@choty7066]

2:53 "Croatia" - this is how you insult a nation

[@majacovic5141]

Naw, this is how you make us lol 😂

[@jordandino417]

Cloaca is NOT Croatia

[@nazeerkhot3651]

@@jordandino417 yes it is

[@josefumikujo1092]

Im actually honored to have Sam himself mention my country lmao

[@noavidovic1405]

That's how everyone called us before we were a country

[@thoseweirdguys6583]

I appreciate the background Sam

[@johndifrancisco3642]

Agreed.

[@KAOS-rz1lb]

i willingly clicked on this vid to watch it. my brain mistook this dudes fun and interesting teachings as some boring lecture and then shut itself down.

[@nobody-xt9fn]

Thanks for the sick background ❤

[@frogirl2332]

CROATIA JESUS FUCK IM WHEEZING

[@lukarajacic2967]

since its a giant shithole? jk, salutations form Serbia

[@sven5069]

Ikr I heard that too lol

[@dobarplan6142]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@afioyhac5432]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@afioyhac5432]

from Croatia, can confirm

[@pseudotasuki]

"Get her a box of chocolates and be attentive to her needs, ya prick!" Well done, sir.

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

But I refuse

[@genghiskhan6809]

And if what she wants is a hard railing, give her a hard railing.

[@biggestastiest]

@Deadpoppin if a woman who was ever acquainted with you gets one session of therapy she's running for the hills

[@MLBlue30]

Sam is a Chad, he respects the ladies. Subscribed.

[@greywolf7577]

He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".

[@MoonMeerkat]

still appreciating the background 7 years later

[@user-tu2qu6fk6p]

Great background dude really loved it make more in the future

[@BlindingLight]

“Anyways, let’s talk about chickens” This is by far one of the best lines I’ve heard you say

[@captaincyberdream9008]

Thanks to you, the name of my lucky bamboo is Childish Bambino

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Oh my god

[@lucyswansong730]

I love you lmao

[@ferretive]

Wow

[@ferretive]

Super Typhoon Nate Dude, that’s a painful way to die.

[@Leatherargento]

Ooooh! Chicken content! Thank you!

[@uniqhnd23]

2:36 Haha, respect to you my dude.

[@frann8552]

"You know what that means?" "Lots of hot bird porn " 💀 😂😂😂😂💀

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Francisco Gallego "No"

[@rixasum5821]

you used the forbidden emoji

[@naom4194]

*D e a t h ?*

[@AutumnCierniak]

Gregor adamkiewicz YES

[@harrylightfoot2004]

HAHA IM DEAD LOOL

[@belalabusultan5911]

this is all good and all, but you left the most important part of chicken history: friend chicken wings.

[@homosapien7989]

I watched this multiple times, but only at midnights on Fridays, and yes I have an addiction to KZbin

[@coyotearmory]

Why the chicken was domesticated -they taste good and poop free food.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

And they're relatively easy to catch.

[@DiamondDovesArt]

Don't forget cordless alarm clucks. I mean clocks!

[@emza8964]

@@DiamondDovesArt you ruined it at clockes you didnt need that lol

[@DiamondDovesArt]

but I did

[@spaghetti5914]

they are fluffy

[@alexanderthegreat6109]

Could you do a video on the "long" history of JFK's sexual history

[@Ghanemq8]

The fox king Of warchester xd

[@smooshfanultra]

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. Miss Lewinski." Good old Clinton.

[@firebird4491]

The fox king Of warchester Bill Clinton actually hugged my grandmother once.

[@smooshfanultra]

trey mount I know, but since we were on the topic of presidential sex lives, I thought it was appropriate to mention it.

[@Ghanemq8]

BOOOOOM HEADSHOT

[@thepatriarchy819]

So glad he's back!