"Why There Are A Billion Indians" - MAZ JOBRANI (I Come In Peace)

[@Mazjobrani]

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[@ankitvyas8941]

Just a caption on India can fetch you a million views dude. Wait for it Edit: This video was suggested to me again after 2 years and it was a sweet surprise to see so many likes! 🤗

[@Hampudada]

Hahaaa...well said bhai

[@afridi1026]

Million views but in response he will get 0.0000000000000000001%$....

[@bhushan8616]

This is what im going to comment but stopped seeing this.

[@priyankagharat9124]

yes true i clicked on this video just bcos he mentioned India in caption.

[@trinayanakaushik811]

So true

[@thegoldenageboy]

As an Indian we approved you as an comedian 😂 😂😂

[@yashkhandelwal6389]

You have 69 likes and i don't want to ruin that😂

[@vikatempest6966]

Someone ruined it fk

[@binaytanti6578]

True that 🤣

[@geetanshupreti4625]

We?

[@suhanadhalendra5390]

460 likes

[@ShobhitShuklaJi]

After marrying an Indian Woman he became a Comedian

[@tejaswani.2270]

@@halfvolley11 you need Jesus.

[@aparuparoy1703]

@@worldofsorrows5736 You are trying to say that Pakistanis aren't racist???

[@worldofsorrows5736]

@@aparuparoy1703 yeah ALHAMDULILAH far far better then you.we are not like you we dont have divide like you guys have like shoodera brehman daleet this and that have you not questiond your self before pointing fingure on pakistan or pakistani people why are you guys so obssesed

[@aparuparoy1703]

@@worldofsorrows5736 like you guys give women equal rights, you aren't racists because everyone is a Muslim and in India there are many religious and it is diverse.

[@worldofsorrows5736]

@@aparuparoy1703 so you are saying women is opressed here ?i bet you have never seen videos on youtube which also unvail the truth behind that propeganda use your own mind my advice dont listen to media trash talks .and your other 2 answer yeah we have muslim mejorety countary.but that does not mean sikhs, hindus,kalash,bohri,etc are opressed here or muslims are raciest towards those people of faith.And i dont know why you think that only india is a diverse country 😕 just like hindu mejorety in india every one else is a minority if you agree or not because of your ignorence.same apply to pakistan.

[@SurajSharma-bw7fv]

How to attract Indians : just put 'indian' word on thumbnail.

[@nw3877]

I'm sure it works for any country. Only difference is we got more population so more views.

[@dOVERanalyst]

Seriously . God damn. I'm gonna change all my 100 video titles

[@surbhi9014]

@@dOVERanalyst 😂😂...👍

[@surbhi9014]

Ya... I'm.just gonna.stop.watching those 😂 because no that great content in most of videos about India...it's just name is there only.....🙄.. 👍👍

[@SurajSharma-bw7fv]

@@dOVERanalyst 😂

[@blazingblack1850]

Ever had a bad day? Think of that Pakistani guy....😂😂 That too from an Iranian... 🤣🤣

[@Allaroundme33]

@Mr K lol..who said?? He made a joke on Pakistanis..oh wait, they already a joke

[@wildae.]

@@Allaroundme33 really

[@studyhelp1965]

@@Allaroundme33 THEY DIDN'T KNOW ENGLISH.. BLOODY ILLITERATE FELLOW..😂

[@Sauron2609]

@Harsh Gupta make their fun??? Or make fun of them. Sounds like you making fun of yourself bro

[@LemanMamiyeva]

What’s wrong with Pakistanis? I didn’t get the joke

[@vegitouchiha2499]

If you ever feel bad in your life, just think of being that Pakistani. EDIT - my comment section is getting toxic. Reply with 'F' and make it 500 comments so that nobody can reply then 😂.

[@Moreaditya97]

😂😂

[@nikkixeus]

@@yasirakbar453 over confidence tum porkiyon ko jaldi marwaayega Inshaallah

[@technicalmentor5192]

Sagar lakra indian is a breed that we ruled 1000 years being a minority 😂😂

[@technicalmentor5192]

Sagar lakra liers. i know indian media is proved to be number one fake news media

[@nikkixeus]

@@technicalmentor5192 chutiye tu ek converted muslim hai , mughalo ne tumhe danda maar maar kar muslim banaya ,sharam karo sirf 22 karod awaam 132 karod awaam ko challenge karega 🤣🤣 tumlogon ke comments sunke mashaallah hamara din ban jata hai hahahahahahahaha

[@sanjaycomedy]

i’m indian and a comedian and i approve this joke

[@rajkishore95]

You are?

[@MrGeorge0285]

You approve?

[@nightowl7666]

Cyanide and happiness reference?

[@nightowl7666]

@@MrGeorge0285 it's a reference bro. 😆

[@debetrolence1991]

No one needs ur approval u moron

[@himanshusirohi2403]

Indian gene is dominant 😂😂😂😂🙏👍 laughing so hard

[@rahulchaubey4222]

U r not laughing u r proud.

[@ReligioCritic]

@@rahulchaubey4222 Don't ruin the joke dum*ass. Let people laugh.

[@mehtabkausar]

Love Iran from India..

[@tomadams3528]

He didn't say....." Sharma ". He said ... "Shawerma". You .......... shish kebab.

[@tomadams3528]

@Deserve Not Desire I know. I was hungry Not angry. That's what Cali weed does to U. Now you making me hungry for some American and Russian food. Russian kabab it's. Much Love from California.

[@vahidmovahedi3538]

Right back at you ❤

[@miss55apple]

Vahid Movahedi ZINDABAD 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

[@zeeshanahmed2494]

This is your interest. Not love.. Shame

[@hitarthjoshi4976]

Every youtubers strategy right now:- Just mention the word "Indian" in your thumbnail get views flowing in!! 😏

[@Taliban.The.Hyperpower]

The same with Trump, saying Modi is great and get all American Indian vote for next election ;D

[@hitarthjoshi4976]

@@Taliban.The.Hyperpower True 😂 there was a time when Indian Election were controlled by Russia & USA now its the opposite bcoz of our population!!😂

[@Mr_Big369]

That's how great India is for youtubers, treat them well and you become millionaire, treat them wrongly, and you become bankrupt overnight!

[@tiyabharati540]

@@Mr_Big369 not great but damn useful , we are helping them to earn money

[@Taliban.The.Hyperpower]

@divya pandey can't really blame him, he's a successful business man.. and a successful politician.. to climb the very ladder he's now, you gotta play game.. that's how democracy works..

[@pupunjena1862]

every foreigner knows only one dish from india---chicken tikka masala..........where as hundreds of dishes are there which taste better than chicken tikka masala

[@dan23233]

taste only for your tongue.

[@rhna8298]

Funny thing is its not even an indian dish. Its a persian/Pakistani/Afghani dish. Indians eat daal/palak/dosa /paneer.

[@thucydides5233]

Chicken Tikka Masala is a British invention.

[@user-bm9cv9vn2k]

@T Erhhh there is way more than that... Try *Palak(spinach)/Masala Paneer* Mushroom curry, Chana masala, Sev sabji, and many more. Roughly more than 40%(maybe60) are vegetarian.

[@jeeshan1240]

@Thunder Star lmao that was savage duxe

[@yellowlemon9308]

Imagine 1 billion Indian subscribers to T-series 😂

[@ShubhamSingh-mn7yj]

But there are only 500 million Internet users mate😂😂

[@shantanus5493]

LMN Trix . That's still growing rapidly

[@ShubhamSingh-mn7yj]

@@shantanus5493 But, it will take a decade atleast to grow to 1 billion.

[@ManjeetSingh-uj3cm]

@@ShubhamSingh-mn7yj u can make multiple ids

[@sanjanajha5357]

There are many westerner subscribers to t series too

[@sayantanbasu06]

Please visit India, we're eagerly waiting for a show. ❤

[@theimmortalhunter]

@@turki__aothman7992 I was but then I unsubscribed I liked him better when his channel was purely gaming I don't like meme review

[@Blackfire970]

So true

[@sayantanbasu06]

@@turki__aothman7992 I had been a subscriber from 11M

[@abhisheksingh9731]

@@turki__aothman7992 Come on men you really think 1. 3 billion Indians cares about this tseries vs pewdepie issue? Half of them even don't know about it

[@piontropechetrini5640]

Well, I'm going next year, but, I don't know if I can put up a show. I'm going for the food and to learn from one of the most old civilizations in the world.

[@AnilSharma-wm1ip]

नमस्ते सदा वत्सले मातृभूमे त्वया हिन्दुभूमे सुखं वर्धितोहम्। महामङ्गले पुण्यभूमे त्वदर्थे पतत्वेष कायो नमस्ते नमस्ते॥ 🙏

[@HarpreetSinghChauhan]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@sanjeevchandrajoshijoshi5577]

ati sunder

[@manassrivastava9319]

Jai Hindu Rashtra 🙏🏽❤️

[@gaetannejoseph1881]

@@HarpreetSinghChauhan qSww.wmwmwmwmwmwmwmbwmwmbbwmbwmwnb

[@badri1221]

You are extremely funny, sir. You deserve a wider audience. Loads of love and admiration. I never miss a single video. Might I suggest that you post a full-length standup video?

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks for subscribing +Badri Narayan!

[@naturelover7979]

@@Mazjobrani Next make a video on why there are one billion Chinese.

[@hjhalani]

Looks like Russell peter had a grown up kid in the same industry 😅😅

[@karadagabdussamed724]

Russel Peters and Mose are very creative

[@gustlightfall]

@@vtp349 Yet he's way relevant than you will ever be your entire life. So people doesn't share your opinion cause majority find him funny.

[@MrSivansuresh]

@@vtp349 I am an Indian. Russel Peters is rude and racist.

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Russell Peters is so cringeworthy

[@IamNothing369]

Anyone anywhere in the world want to become famous over night ... just mention India and Indians ... voila!

[@allexmza6675]

Im Indian , Great india Indians brought you more likes and view

[@yashverma2328]

India: we have brilliant doctors and engineers. Iran : we have fuel Pakistan : we have many great terrorists.😂

[@Iwillmakeitoutofhere]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Modassirhassan10]

Just a caption can fetch him 22 lakhs views! You're earning because of us dude 🇮🇳😂

[@ShubhamSingh-dv6nb]

1:47 same thing happened to me in Dubai. I am Indian.

[@abhishekpriyanjankothari8907]

"what's up with Pakistan" nailed it bhai.

[@rostamsunny8802]

Come find out what's up with Pakistan. Abhinandan came too.

[@abhishekpriyanjankothari8907]

@@rostamsunny8802 kya???

[@CBbyamar]

Indians will be happy. their years of sponsoring terrorism in Pakistan. Atleast they get credit.. Thanks to Allah we are at peace now. :)

[@CBbyamar]

@Atharv Pathak China gave you a nice cup of tea.. where was your army when they invaded india.. running like a lady eh?

[@abhishekpriyanjankothari8907]

@@CBbyamar lol really at peace and that too Pakistan. Joke of the day. Whole south asia and world's terrorism is born in Pakistan which is totally opposite of your country's meaning 😂😂😂

[@xb0x_sign_out]

LOL, so Pakistanis smashed their heads on the dislike button. 😆

[@hannanfoodspvtltd4312]

Hey you ass, people like you donot understand stand up comedy actually. After Imran Khan got elected, he had been running behind stability with its neighbors so bcz of that Imran Khan has been visiting Iran and going for peace talks and running behind oil dealings. It was a joke which you failed to understand. Thats why Iran was highlighted bcz of Pakistan.

[@tejenderchopra3244]

Muhammad Imran it’s not a joke when you the things being told are truth , you can laugh it off coz you people don’t give a fuck about 40000 terrorists still breathing on your soil. Hafeez saeed, Masood Azhar, Dawood ebrahim and the list goes. I would have laughed too but i recently read about your isi destroying a whole nation called Afghanistan for your vested interest. You guys are fighting Iran coz they are Shia country and pak a sunni majority. India i don’t even need to mention , ask your politicians and terrorists about Gazwa e Hind which is your international relation policy. I would have laughed at the joke too and i did but it’s a fuckin irony !! I know there are good people too but when you dont take an initiative to stop these extremists you’re lowkey supporters to them .!! Peace talks and terror don’t go hand in hand bro, stop terrorism thn talk for peace!!

[@dhara_madhav_twins_hai_hum]

@@hannanfoodspvtltd4312 chutiye jihaadi maan kyu nhi leta besharam k tum pakistaniyo par har koi thookta chala jata h 🤣🤣 puri dunia me agar koi besharam qoum h to wo tum pakistani ho. hmari baat chhod hum log Moon and Mars par h ...tu jaa madarase me jihaad kar 🤣🤣🤣

[@Serialthriller273]

I havnt and I'm American dude

[@MrSamvirk]

alex vieru have you met a sikh yet??

[@alikartal8426]

The origin of "Shwarma" is a Turkish word, which is "chevirme". It literally means to "turn around". For example, you turn a rack of lamb, or a chicken, or a shank. In Turkish all of these are called "chevirme". Another variant is the Turkish "doner". "Doner" means "it turns". In Greece it is called "gyro" which also means to turn something or something that turns. If you keep turning a piece of meat next to or above fire, it is called "chevirme", because "chevirme" in Turkish means "turning". Keep turning and churning, we love you Maz!

[@thunderstraw864]

Thank you sir for your piece of information. Here in india, shawarma has been adopted as a cuisine served in almost every restaurant (except vegetarian) especially here in the southern part of india, a state of kerala. Which has a strong muslim presence, have many arabic and Turkish cuisine

[@Deveshi.A.]

Thanks for explanation

[@aasthabajaj7444]

Ok ur wife Indian ....so we are relatives now 😂 Great job...just subscribed

[@shashwatagarwal7067]

He's getting views because of India in title. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@cristianomessi7340]

Mission chicken tikka masala is ongoing with the goal to make the whole world Indian by 2025.

[@sannynic]

cristiano messi hahaha no dude it's never gonna happen. They aren't on any such Misson

[@cristianomessi7340]

@@sannynic you are going to become Indian soon. Hahaa

[@vickybadwal9703]

@@cristianomessi7340 let me tell you one thing messi is better then Ronaldo 😜

[@srujanabanerji8349]

@@sannynic hehe don't be so sure.....

[@thunderstraw864]

@@vickybadwal9703 kid everybody knows this...there is no debate. Guess you have just started watching fooball

[@camilletan1701]

That's why we love America cuz people from different countries live in this land and have so much fun! Thank you!

[@Raja_The_King_Rajan]

I believe, they are ridiculing their own country/people to make the American people happy in the name of stand up comedy..Is that good ???

[@recitermoon7974]

Aww love the Russian accent😂😂

[@eugeneproff5404]

There was no Russian accent. He spoke in Russian, and, BTW, without any accent. Perfect Russian pronunciation.

[@gogi2500]

@@eugeneproff5404 ya durg

[@casualnorm]

Indians cool Indians define goodness I am lucky to be Indian

[@cosmictruth3600]

Kinjongla Mrs I am lucky to be indian but unlucky to be in India still ... I just wanna get outa this shit but as luck would have it ... it’s fckd in my case

[@swarajnachare6257]

@@hnys7976 you mean Pakistanis then yes!!

[@hnys7976]

Pakistanis are not gay. Go Pakistan and try and be gay look what happens.

[@swarajnachare6257]

@@hnys7976 No democracy right!!!!:-)

[@rishroxx8883]

@@hnys7976 lol no democracy ..fckin prison

[@Mazjobrani]

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[@salahuddeenpa8832]

Love Arabs , Pakistanis and love to my country from India, Kerala 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@dhruvpatel6735]

The way you trolled pakistani 🤣🤣🤣✌️👍 Love from india ❤️

[@tormundgaint1022]

I'm Somalian and whenever I meet a middle eastern they assume I speak Arabic. The struggle is real.. Arabic is the second language in Somalia, but not everyone can speak it fluently..

[@mukut5ul]

Iran is one the best country. Whenever Indian visit Iran they get warm welcome and goid hospitality. You make fun of Iran

[@aviralsingh7746]

Love from India my guy

[@rushilmisra4520]

@@hammadahmad920 I bet you from Pakistan

[@jay-babbasi9056]

Love India you fool! They are commiting genocide of Muslims in Kashmir. They are exiling 19 lac Bangladeshi refugees from India without any hesitation and planning

[@paheligroundzero]

@@jay-babbasi9056 lol

[@jay-babbasi9056]

@@paheligroundzero laugh all you you can because your religious terrorism is globally recognised.

[@champianvlogfamilytv3645]

Shawarma with Chicken Tikka Masala from Lahore Punjab Pakistan tastes amazingly good.

[@aghaalirazapathan475]

Ahaan Pakistan is making so much trouble now days.... Just ask any Indian abt MiG 😂😂

[@adflix424]

@@amersiraz7455 Your army is so strong that 90,000 had to surrender 👏👏👏

[@scorpionking8493]

Where is east pakistan😂

[@alphatango4447]

Love u maaz may God bring u all the happiness and success in life load and loads of love from India God bless u and ur family

[@Mazjobrani]

Thank you buddy likewise!

[@ravichandra2705]

I am from Sri Lanka. I really enjoy your programs. Keep going god bless you.

[@wkeklaalal1577]

I'm a pure American Indian (red indian)❣️

[@pmajudge]

"LAUGHTER IS THE VERY BEST MEDICINE"LOVED IT ! GREAT STUFF !!!THE WORLD IS FAR TOO SERIOUS INDEED !!!FROM (U.K.)

[@heminmoein8003]

Bro maz do some of kurdish people's also pls don't ignore us merci azizam ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ahmadafzal1918]

Great Work man Been binge watching your stuff Would recommend Sharing more anecdotes which make the show more fun tbh

[@salmansadozai5500]

you can clearly see influence of his indian wife regarding Pakistan.

[@salmansadozai5500]

@@08anishchandyadav58 which indian's doesn't have , BTW i have watched your news and i know how you people are even scared of our Pakistani pigeon hahaha.

[@pinkpink7372]

Don't want to burst your bubble but Iran hated Pakistan lol

[@yourspritzels]

@@salmansadozai5500 okie

[@raze-x8093]

@@salmansadozai5500 he is just joking

[@raze-x8093]

is just a joke

[@gopnikduckman6822]

At 1:07 u can hear the same laugh three times sounds like a witch sounds like a laugh track

[@lilmane1070]

gopnik duck man LEL

[@largstation6550]

اخي الحبيب ارجوا منك ترجمة الفيديوهات الى العربيه ليتسنى للمشاهد العربي مشاهدة حلقاتك ومتابعة اعمالك والتعرف على ابداعاتك واخيرا شكرا لك على اعمالك الرائعه

[@ThegreatGladi]

0:23 is that doctor Mike laughing??😕

[@shivangisrivastava1257]

I felt happy when he called us dominating genes. Now is the time when world sees India as a powerful country and pay us our due respect. 😊

[@mohitbling6658]

Shut up

[@mohitbling6658]

Shut up

[@shivangisrivastava1257]

@@mohitbling6658 u r sick 😂

[@user-bm9cv9vn2k]

No but comment doesn't make sense and shows arrogance

[@roshnik5137]

Lol

[@willifountain2988]

"INDIA" in tittle,.... Le Indians: "We have been summoned"

[@ghafoorsiyal8106]

well.. i am Pakistani and i am proud of my identity, my country... yes our political leaders have made blunders in past and have landed us in troubled waters and bad name but i do not hate my country and my nation neither do i hate India.. Well I think we are more like India than any country in the world.. so Indians please do not hate us, because your hate makes us to hate you guys even more.. because we go defensive psychologically keeping in view your large country with large resources, so please don't hate us because we are more like you guys.. Sometimes i wonder that my grandfather who was Sindhi and born in 1935, he was Indian up until 1947 this makes me feel weird. i wonder we were one nation until we parted our ways, now here we are almost enemies... lets learn from History, at one time Germany, France and U.K were biggest enemies of one another.. they killed millions of each other, fought two world wars destroyed each other.. But Now they are so cordial and friendly to each other.. do we have to go the same way?.. lets learn from history.. it is my dream that our eastern border with India (and all other borders) should be without fences and we come and go without Visa just Like European Union countries.. yes we can do it if we want to do it.. India has to shed the hegemonic gestures and Pakistan has to stop seeing India as a threat..

[@xodead9316]

Is someone gonna tell him it's not "shwarma" it's "shawerma" or?

[@gufranansari9286]

For a non indian person getting a million view just put India or indian in title, that's it

[@yello8273]

Fun Fact: The word 'India' can give you millions of views

[@shrey31ify]

Waise India ka jawab nahi 😍

[@admuscat3025]

This man is brilliant

[@rikbhattacharya5019]

Come to India !!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@ajitkumarsingh9076]

@Malik Mehboob chup BSDK

[@shubhamsingh5642]

@alex vieru u will not come...then definitely u will have Halala.

[@rudaynahussein4711]

😂😂 we have the best shawarma here in Syria.. you'd love it

[@arun19041978]

rudayna hussein R u Krudish

[@ShubhamSingh-mn7yj]

If he remains alive😂😂

[@Coxinha391]

Come to Brazil

[@Rishitcepic]

flavour really explodes in your mouth

[@Col.J.N.W.SinghKhandala]

How do you say that in Syrian?

[@tarun9425]

0:24 meme content

[@VishallSonii]

Thnx bro iam a meme maker and iam gonna use it thnx 😂

[@anandkishore4426]

Inshallah boys played well 😂

[@letusplant]

Because of ur wife Indian, ur children have good Hair.... We Love and Respect you....

[@elonmuskstolemyideaofspace7218]

Pls don't get offended :- India has 1.2B people not bcz they r very good in bed this is bcz India used to be a superpower and used to be the most wealthiest country in the world so people came here all over the world and the "Aryans" r the true Indians but we all r Indians

[@عليعبدالّله-ش9ه7خ]

Elon musk stole my idea of SpaceX and Tesla lmao only reason India has 1.2b people is coz of the high level of rape and uneducated population. More than half of the 1.2b live in poverty with no basic living necessities. Isn’t something u should be proud of lmao u need to control that population rate. Quality over quantity.

[@elonmuskstolemyideaofspace7218]

@@عليعبدالّله-ش9ه7خ yeah!! Bitch!! We have rape problem but don't worry India is still far behind than America and Europe (proportion) and don't worry Indian Economy will surpass USA by 2035

[@pandaprrr995]

@@elonmuskstolemyideaofspace7218 Lol from which of your mothers hole did you come out. Arians were people from Asia Minor who came to India. Aryan aren't the original. Indians. Dravidians are. Also don't talk back. I know would only give a stupid reply as you don't know shit about history which self explanatory from your comment💬

[@عليعبدالّله-ش9ه7خ]

Elon musk stole my idea of SpaceX and Tesla hahaha what’s is the benefit of that economy which doesnt help the shitty life of the public. Indians live in a fantasy world wake up n see what ur corrupted leaders are doin, India might be big economical country but still people live in poverty and shit on streets. It isn’t about which country is the biggest economical country it’s about which country provides their people the best life. 😂

[@adhavane7676]

Aryans are historically Russian and Indian is not a race

[@amanmanitripathi6390]

Guess why he posted this with caption about India... 🇮🇳

[@racistengineer3517]

Reason : indian genes are dominant.. 😂😂😂

[@hnys7976]

@Kubra Shaikh Because they are gaeeee

[@ashishkumar6084]

This guy has immense amount of knowledge about world politics and international relationships.

[@ShubhamSingh-dv6nb]

1:47 same thing happened to me in Dubai. I am Indian.

[@to5287]

Love fron israel so funny 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🍉🍉🍉🍉

[@blackflagsofpakistantheeas9109]

Fuck the Ziopigs

[@Uenmeedits]

You didn’t ask if you had any Afghan audience😁 Keep up the good work🇦🇫

[@Uenmeedits]

Mr. Spooky You sound uneducated little boy, FOB and dirty spooky😂😂😂

[@Uenmeedits]

prince danny A Muslim should not talk like this about other Muslim brothers. Thank you prince👌

[@Uenmeedits]

Hot Boy Love and respect to all my Indian family send from America from your Afghan sister💐

[@Uenmeedits]

IBrainedMyDamage Thank you! Respect to my all GOOD Muslim families. I also respect respectful good people around the world. May Allah guide us all to the right path 🙏

[@Nk-fu1yn]

Many afganis live here ,where i live in new delhi💗most of them are doing there phd here, amazing ppl plus they have such cute babies 💗

[@surajkanttiwari5344]

704 dislikes from pakistan 😂😂

[@kokuyocamlin07]

Liked at 0:11 😂🤣 I guess this is why Pakistanis says they are Indian or just South Asian outside.

[@noproblem2773]

Kokuyo Camlin no we don’t say we are Indians. We proudly say we are Pakistanis

[@abdulrahmanalshammari3859]

I am from Kuwait and we all love you Maz. Please continue spreading laughter and peace. It’s very sad that Arabs and Middle easterners are portrayed negatively in the American media... People need to read and educate themselves about Arabs, Persians and Muslims scholars contributions during the high medieval period, the Islamic world was at its cultural peak, supplying information and ideas to Europe, via Al-Andalus, Sicily and the Crusader...

[@warpdrive9229]

Most scholars were Persian not Arabs. And the Persians took interest in all the science Indians kept to themselves, converted it to their own language understood it and sent it to Europe. So all the Islamic golden age is due to Indian knowledge that the Persians translated and spread it to Europe. Arabs were cool before Islam not after that!

[@waqasrajput9145]

Yup ..... You said great about the joker ! You type about Muslim Culture but at the start of video he Disrespect the Muslim Majority nation so what do you think about that ??? He is spreading hate not Laughter by Disrespecting A Muslim nation and he is the Grrat tool against A single nation .. But who cares .

[@abdessamad6814]

Salamu alaikom Wa Alaikum Salam Shwarma, man you're fine that's all you're gonna need

[@rick9977015]

Been a long time fan. I seriously thought you were Mexican for the longest time. Great vids keep them coming

[@owningcat558]

Whenever someone say pakistani That "yeah I'm pax-taani yuh " guy pope up in my head🤣

[@TheBoogeyMan747]

Just don't eat curry before s** 😂😂😂❤️ AssalamuAlaikum, Ya Allah Ya Allah Shawarma ❤️❤️❤️

[@gazelledeleuze]

akram ul hussain is yallah the same as ya allah?

[@gazelledeleuze]

akram ul hussain is yallah the same as ya allah?

[@TheBoogeyMan747]

@@gazelledeleuze Ya Allah is the correct way to write it. When you say it fast it sounds as if both the words are combined.

[@manzur1399]

@@TheBoogeyMan747 Bullshit. Yalla and Ya Allah are two different terms.

[@arkac84]

He was saying yelda yelda which means move

[@sidhantpatil8141]

First 22 seconds in Video He Insulted Pakistan 😂😂👍👍

[@dawndawnster]

What happened, why so long on uploads? I thought you got deported 🤔😯😉😂Luv you sir

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

Hi, when are you gonna come to Israel? Thanks.. 🌹 Shira

[@haitamc5611]

He cant come to a country that doesn't exist.

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

Haitam chouiekh .. And yet ,once he will come here.. You will see how you're response Wes dumb.

[@haitamc5611]

@@שירהאבןעזרא shut it land theif, he would never come to your colony, that would be a very fast way to lose half his fans.

[@שירהאבןעזרא]

Haitam chouiekh .. I want to tell you couple of things. The first one, is that the fact they you are Muslim person, doesn't mean that you have to be anti-semitic.. The second one, if you the Arab world so concern about the Palestinian people, help them. Do something for them. 'Cose apparently they do nothing for them selves .

[@thepatriot1783]

@@haitamc5611 violence is in ur blood...sad

[@gianlucarocca1511]

Bro you and fluffy are my favourite comedians, god of comedy !!

[@scottlang6610]

You can't insult a person because he from a certain country you don't feel good. (Pakistan )

[@BMAPS]

I like the way you increased your views!! Btw you are good!!!

[@mokshithsairaj986]

1:15 Maz: Who else in the house Someone in the audience: arabs Also Maz: *YLYYLYLYLLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLLY*

[@nachiketmalpathak9039]

"Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the Middle East" -- That didn't age well!

[@dhruvnagori3795]

🇮🇳❤️🇮🇷

[@kman8]

I just found my favourite comedian!! , quick, witty, confident and impressions, I have heard enough. Subscribed

[@michaelfung4629]

Wow so true, I'm Chinese, my brother is married to an Indian. Both kids are Indian, no trace of Asian in them.

[@jackmcdaniel1548]

Because Kama Sutra?

[@dasamlan9874]

Chicken tikka masala😍😍😍😍😍

[@RefuseTheFallingRain]

Just bought tickets for Amsterdam! Can't wait :D

[@uwu-dm7vb]

Mention India anywhere in your videos And *Watch your views skyrocketing* ☠️☠️

[@saurabhmishra2363]

I'm Indian and I loved that joke about Pakistan more than ours .

[@IGSTUDIO]

Word INDIAN is so catchy lets use this in thumbnail

[@syrianrami1]

Greetings from Syria Best comedian ever!! Syrians and Iranians are great friends❤💚

[@JoseGarcia-ww1bn]

What about palisyians

[@piontropechetrini5640]

GOD Bless Syria, Iran and all the Middle East countries. FUCK THE USA!!!

[@dariusmirzajani7268]

kylephantom4 Yes Afghanistan Iran and Syria

[@sahilrahman14]

What about Wadiya 😂

[@miss55apple]

sheyma mysam hey y’all forgetting South Asia! I wish all Middle East countries would unite against the west accept Saudi and some uae countries because they are not to be trusted

[@debjyotipaul9799]

Everybody talks about a billion Indian.. But nobody talks about a billion Chinese:-(

[@rajivbagga9565]

One 4 minute episode makes my day Maz !!! God bless.

[@narendrakandari88]

Salam-wale-kum yallla yalla suarma.....hahahaha...Maz and Russel peter are the best comedians

[@dedman8884]

That Arab part was the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@kadambariprasad208]

This guy is truly also Indian with those jabs at Pakistan 😁

[@RollNo_21]

After Seeing this..my stomach is like "Yalaa Yalaa"🤣✌️

[@mohamedben3479]

Algeria is a mystery to the world, you know that when Maz Jobrani doesn't have a joke about it 😂😂😂