I've never seen this guy but the idea of an ork being an office worker is hilarious to me lmao
@anonymoussourcream3175Ай бұрын
Great streamer! Highly recommend. Chill, yet unhinged vibes
@FrogmapsАй бұрын
Agreed, I thought his “character” was such a cool idea. Tired, overworked desk jockey who is still an orc at the end of the day and is pretty unhinged underneath it all. And it fits his personality and lifestyle perfectly
@x149teАй бұрын
Realistic reverse isekai
@MashamazziАй бұрын
@@nolasaint24you could say he *Randonly* reappeared
@maximgomez5889Ай бұрын
He can take 8 goblins.
@arborist3227Ай бұрын
Yeah, I mean you in a corpo company?! Could never imagine it.
@tob505Ай бұрын
HE BAITS US
@Gypsy_BullfrogАй бұрын
Man, Im baited so bad but wont take it
@Gypsy_BullfrogАй бұрын
@@1Scimetar godamnit brother
@a.trance6997Ай бұрын
One guy out here just casually dropping names and missing the joke. "I know stuff too!" lmao.
@Frosty_46Ай бұрын
totally
@WazarakuАй бұрын
The funniest thing about Rando saying he hasnt been part of a corpo... is he saying it while wearing office clothes xD
@jesusdavidmolinaquintero9975Ай бұрын
Thats because he is formal
@BickyballАй бұрын
He was apart of one tho
@StevonicusАй бұрын
Salaryman life hurts
@mangalink25Ай бұрын
@@Bickyball The word apart means "separate from" so you may be right...
@firework8140Ай бұрын
Man just likes office clothes. Office clothes makes any man handsome
@philtkaswahl2124Ай бұрын
"What do I know, I've never been in a corpo" says the orc in a stereotypical white collar corpo worker attire.
@yesthatpaulАй бұрын
He lied as easily as he breathed.
@Pikacha25Ай бұрын
Thats not exactly the joke here, but.. yeah that works too. :')
@philtkaswahl2124Ай бұрын
@@Pikacha25 I know exactly what's being referred to. But since other people will likely joke about it, I went for a different direction. =P
@Julliant17 күн бұрын
@@Pikacha25 they call it a layered joke.
@velvetpoltergeistАй бұрын
I had assumed my oshi graduated due to stress and wanting to not have to worry about perms. Im happy hes doing what he wants to now 💚
@velvetpoltergeistАй бұрын
I'm gonna beat up my orby tonight
@velvetpoltergeistАй бұрын
I WILL 🤜🏽🤜🏽🤜🏽🟢🟢🟢
@Moyski00Ай бұрын
"It can get really ugly", proceeds to scribble over NIJISANJI. The shade! LMAO
@youraveragemachine1013Ай бұрын
Man's a fucking prophet lmao
@BigNothingMonsterManАй бұрын
OMG I missed that, hahaha
@sophtopus259Ай бұрын
It was the very first thing I noticed because they keep causing drama lol
@U1TR4F0RCEАй бұрын
It’s kind of funny that he removed vshojo’s logo as vshojo has not had any terminations just to make it easier to scribble
@useraccount333Ай бұрын
@@U1TR4F0RCEEven called Vshojo smart because Silvervale, Nyanners, Veibae, and Nazuna left with surprisingly little drama.
@lastnamefirstname8655Ай бұрын
imagine if randon joined a corporation. would be very interesting.
@whistlerdan7718Ай бұрын
outrageous I could never imagine him being a corpo
@Zydlik7Ай бұрын
I bet he'd make a great therapist.
@CptDuckАй бұрын
And all of the sudden buy a spear via online
@leandroroman7053Ай бұрын
I mean, he always wears office clothes. 😅
@RatKingDeltaАй бұрын
I'm only a casual fan so I really want to ask...
@wyseman6143Ай бұрын
Reminds me of one of my favorite Corpo Vtubers who vanished a while back, He had a surprising good singing voice too. Hope he is doing well. Keep up the great work Randon!
@UnknownOpsАй бұрын
@@GHx5did he get stabbed before, but not noticed it because he was drunk?
@jeremiahrobinson2527Ай бұрын
Was he held hostage to watch Barbie movies perchance?
@blackjacktrialАй бұрын
He has the wisdom of a grandpa, and the tastes of man with large teeth designed to puncture human skin. Sasuga grand-ork.
@rensha23juАй бұрын
Does he have a spear?
@ArkhandАй бұрын
Can't believe Sasuke left KonohaCorp
@conq1273Ай бұрын
The stress and drama maybe got to him
@DSHPerotecHАй бұрын
"There are lots of reasons" **Lists one and elaborates on it**
@elgallant56Ай бұрын
He might be talking from personal experience, who knows
@StarkMaximumАй бұрын
"There are a lot of reasons, like this one weirdly specific one!"
@skeletor8951Ай бұрын
@@elgallant56 Nah definitely not. Random working for a corpo? Pfft, could never happen.
@Turianz_Ай бұрын
@@skeletor8951 how could anyone think that?
@XemphasАй бұрын
The closure I needed.
@FieryShaverdianАй бұрын
Your delivery on the ending there made me laugh immediately.
@Phantomistress363Ай бұрын
Is this the closure I've been searching for?😢
@WazarakuАй бұрын
The closest we will probably ever get. And we most respect it... I mean respect this totally possible possibility for one leaving a corpo... Nailed it. (But yeah I'm glad we got some sort of "confirmation")
@usagis294Ай бұрын
as much as you're gonna get pretty much
@tobi79777Ай бұрын
Feels good man. Glad he's more chill n happier now
@GregAtlas29 күн бұрын
Probably the best you'll get until NDA's run out. Typically 1-5 years depending on the situation, but average I've seen are around 2. If you show an indefinite NDA you'd likely get laughed out of court (In America) assuming it wasn't something for the military and even then sometimes.
@Weatherman4EvaАй бұрын
What could Akashi have meant by clipping this
@CSDragonАй бұрын
I don't think this is a clip, I think this is a straight to shorts original
@MordaedilАй бұрын
The stress makes sense to me. Always figure when we see a graduation that it's something like that. And then there was that termination a few months ago, wow.
@JT-sz9bjАй бұрын
Who do you think was terminated a few months ago?
@jon-unicorn-doxxerАй бұрын
@@JT-sz9bj its selen..its the hottest drama of 2024
@narutohinataashgaaraАй бұрын
@@jon-unicorn-doxxer So far we still have 8 more months to go.
@firework8140Ай бұрын
@@narutohinataashgaaraI highly doubt there will be a termination as big as Selen's. Unless its from Cover. Nijisanji falling out has been boiling even before Selen, mainly from the moment Zaion was terminated
@tripler2833Ай бұрын
@@firework8140 speaking of Cover, they unfortunately had to terminate Yozora Mel. It wasn't even intended by her, but due to japanese laws, they had to do this.
@AidanS99Ай бұрын
I like how this guy speaks from the experience he obviously doesn’t have. An agency would never hire an orc!
@nightstar2197Ай бұрын
The way I see it, Corpo is supposed to give you support to get your talent across in a way that works for them, ideally both parties. Most of the time I see folks leave because the talent wants to do things the corpo either can't or won't let them do. With the added stress and the leashed creativity, its understandable.
@MaxC_1Ай бұрын
At the end of the day it's a business. And if it's a business that's owned majorly by shareholders who only care about money instead of someone who started the company and cares for it, it will go to hell after a while Sectors which involve directly presenting talents of people involved and interacting with public cannot be run by people looking for maximum profits. Also besides that at the end of the day it's a business so it has to work with a bunch of rules, if you can't fit in, it likely won't work out, some jobs are just inherently stressful and lots of work
@togek1ssАй бұрын
yeah its pretty much a business like Disney etc. You get a character to play and you play by their rules to maintain the fantasy they're trying to sell. The business model works very well when executed correctly but its not for everyone and that's ok, too.
@unluckyfivesАй бұрын
Yeah you go in for the opportunities and you leave for...different opportunities.
@cray.zАй бұрын
Thank you, Randon..
@ProbablyAnAIАй бұрын
hahah what could he have meant by this hahahahaha right guys hahahaha!!!
@hendrysuawaАй бұрын
Haha
@DaiShimaVTАй бұрын
I don't think most viewers know how much is behind the scenes in general even for indies
@zerrodefexАй бұрын
A lot seem to think they just roll out of bed, turn on Live2D and just start streaming. No idea of all the planning behind it, that someone needs to make those thumbnails and art assets, and that not everyone can do it full time and probably has a day job as well on top of all this.
@DaiShimaVTАй бұрын
@@zerrodefex I have a more involved setup than most with my handcam setup (similar to onigiri) which takes around 2hr of prep each time but even when I do games it often is still around an hour if you don't want scuff
@jpking0Ай бұрын
@@DaiShimaVT Wow you have a very unique niche of vtuber streams and that’s pretty awesome. Just subbed hope to catch one of your tea or cooking streams soon!
@DaiShimaVTАй бұрын
@@jpking0 Sharing my tea and cooking with everyone is always fun. 🍵 Randon loves tea as well btw it is how I found him ages ago
@BeauxPhadesАй бұрын
This short made me finally understand tako's "we should beat him with rocks" mentality
@Requiem_BatoosaiАй бұрын
Yeah, tell us why, Randon
@micp4130Ай бұрын
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!
@bander-CoolbАй бұрын
He is following his dream to open a massage parlor
@feloven21 күн бұрын
TELL ME WHY@@micp4130
@acapitala493618 күн бұрын
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
@WiwernGuyАй бұрын
This is getting too meta
@jax6943Ай бұрын
"But what do I know, I've never been part of a corpo" - Man who has most DEFINITELY never been a corporate vtuber before
@HazardForgeАй бұрын
This is a good answer for someone who's not part of any VTuber Agency. 😅
@TheWatchersDanceАй бұрын
Great stuff as usual, Randon. What an interesting entirely hypothetical scenario to entertain!
@kaykay8694Ай бұрын
Interesting bag of Doritos you got there.
@CodeBreaker951Ай бұрын
I've scrolled so much, I've encountered an overworked middle aged office orc. . .😮
@KatagiriJinrouАй бұрын
Randon dropping sage like knowledge. 👍
@DiogenesTheCynic.Ай бұрын
Why would an orc have such insider info about an idol corpo? heh heh heh ;)
@mahpell7173Ай бұрын
He's just very very smart. ;)
@gamersarduinos2874Ай бұрын
Its great seeing new people seeing randon and becoming a fan of him
@WheatDosАй бұрын
Yes, new. Really i just stumbled over this RANDON orc who doesn't remind me of a grandfather i had.
@grw18Ай бұрын
omg this is so frigging meta
@FastollisАй бұрын
Channeling that Pirate Software style with this one
@agentEE233Ай бұрын
Bro explained, threw shade to companies, and gave closure within a minute. Very impressive for someone who was never in a corpo
@hendrysuawaАй бұрын
Everything Grampa said is true, Except that last part
@amraphensantiago6699Ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing Randon. This has been educational.
@cainese2064Ай бұрын
“Their most important asset is their brand”. I remember people saying that selen’s termination will only affect niji financially in the short term. What they’re not seeing is the company’s image that has been broken to pieces. Idk if they can ever recover. The internet ALWAYS remembers.
@PervertedNovaxc3Ай бұрын
In my opinion? They could, but it will take years and on top of that they'd have to show tangible proof that they are changing for the better.
@Pherim_Ай бұрын
@@PervertedNovaxc3Niji EN already did not have a good image, Selen's case just threw all the shit in the fan. Niji is not even trying to clean it until now
@TonyBamboozleАй бұрын
Corpo or not, I'm proud of you.
@Cracker_SmackerАй бұрын
other agency : Terminate talent to keep the reputation Niji : Terminate talent to destroy their reputation
@kgniku50328 күн бұрын
VShojo: Wheee!
@zhuljojo27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@Vyc74Ай бұрын
The working class hero of vtubers, thank you Randon! ❤💚
@SlepepeАй бұрын
yeah haha random thoughts right
@saxophoneemojiАй бұрын
randon thoughts
@ParagonOblivionАй бұрын
-squints- ... Never in a corp, says the lovely ork man in a button up shirt, with glasses and a slight 5-o'clock shadow. Uh-huh... Appreciate the breakdown, Rando!
@natsudragneel-ir7srАй бұрын
I guess being part of big corpo that are active does comes with a lot of behind the scenes work. That explains why some members would take breaks for their mental health, not everyone is a workaholic and built for the grind. Not that someone who never be part of corpo would know that.
@angelquinones9201Ай бұрын
This is an interesting short. Thank you for the fuel for the mind.
@JonnesTTАй бұрын
I didn't expect the business looking orc to be talking actual business lingo with the voice of an accounting PM.
@DaddyVeo1911Ай бұрын
A clever ork!? I knew it, the darn orks are hiding their smarties! Clever of the darned orks... On a serious note, have my subscription, sir. Your vibe be bussin.
@MrMultiBАй бұрын
Me trying to figure out what the heck Lay's is supposed to represent
@deadbeatseikor0wonl1dance88Ай бұрын
I know your voice. Its very familiar. I remember idolizing a guy with this same/similar like voice. I thought he cracked the code on how guys can actually make it as a vtuber. Then he vanished. Along with my fav. Male vtuber who had copium for a brand in his debut.
@Alberich_Prince_of_DwarvesАй бұрын
TBH you'd be too unhinged to be in a corp. It's not like you could talk about cannibalism on a daily basis under a brand name. But I wish I could get to see an orc as an idol, on stage and singing an original song. Even if he has two left feet (or right, I think you're a south paw but I could be wrong) and a knee injury, or he doesn't think he has the pipes for a live rendition of literally any Kenshi Yonezu song. Love you regardless of where ever you may be. Your content helps me get through rough patches in my life. I guess that's what people would call a parasocial relationship, but I'm not smart enough to know what such big words mean. I'm just throwing money at a funny green boi on screen. Or orb. Sometimes an orb.
@DSHPerotecHАй бұрын
Lots of Indies do get to have 3D lives and original songs, but I feel that Randon's not that guy. I think he prefers to just chat and drink his tea, and I can't blame him
@gillettedaveАй бұрын
you know there is an agency Vtuber who does talk about Cannibalism far more often then it really should be talked about. A very Unhinged Goth girl
@cheer2moonАй бұрын
Oooh this is a well structured nod lol
@MaxC_1Ай бұрын
@gillettedave that's just built different. Honestly, you can do a lot of crackhead stuff when you're known as the company and a well established crackhead
@Alberich_Prince_of_DwarvesАй бұрын
@@hendrysuawa We're crybabies, aren't we.
@AnActualDuckАй бұрын
This makes me feel better. I always wondered why, and this more or less confirms. A bummer but also very understandable
@deathdrone6988Ай бұрын
Except for Nijisanji EN apparently, because being a brand risk is kinda part of the resume
@XxperiasАй бұрын
I feel like piratesoftware content is becoming a genre within itself.
@anthonyoliver41825 күн бұрын
Never have I thought a well educated Orc would explain how Vtuber corporations work, but her I am
@psyche_chАй бұрын
Man.. the meta
@Hy3jiiАй бұрын
Corpo or indie, we're just happy to have you around, Randon.
@resengan123Ай бұрын
Pfft, randon as a corpo nevah nevah
@LasherTimoraАй бұрын
If they're not smart, they're Nijisanji :D
@feorge33Ай бұрын
Well, I hope wherever my oshi is right now, I hope he's happy and not spending countless hours doing back office work. Can't imagine the level of stress he went through. But you're a totally great guy, Randon N. Euring.
@gustavomartimfernandes8297Ай бұрын
My head cannon is that my oshi got fired because he brought a spear to the office
@bruh10246Ай бұрын
I need context on why is Doritos part of the vtuber agencies
@adrianrandom3448Ай бұрын
Really handsome orc man in my shorts educating me on vtuber agencies? Good day.
@edenromanovАй бұрын
Randon in a Corpo?! Hah you're a funny guy Orc man, hey is that a Bat behind you?
@olyviermonteau4300Ай бұрын
Nijisanji try not to do dumb decisions challenge (impossible) be like:
@spritemon98Ай бұрын
Seeing a buff orc in a business suit is funny. I already like it
@anjingbabi4468Ай бұрын
Finally, the answer i've been waiting for since my oshi graduated after a long hiatus.
@TigernachVTАй бұрын
I finished watching the clip and had to check to see the date it was uploaded. LOL
@sheephatАй бұрын
@huevoncio9268Ай бұрын
bro's speaking from experience ☠☠
@mad0813Ай бұрын
I gound him i finally found him. Thank hod.
@someweeb365023 күн бұрын
"what would I know I've never been part of a corpo" 😂
@sugarqbsАй бұрын
ah yes, vshojo sliding away as he talks about "discreetly" separating with talents before scribbling all over Niji for things getting "messy"
@scurreith366722 күн бұрын
Was the Vshojo thing a reference to Rushia?
@iwashi5029Ай бұрын
love you peepaw :3c
@RayzorexeАй бұрын
Thank you for the info Randon
@catmageАй бұрын
Damn, that V sure got Lay'd off... (I'm trying to figure out how the doritos work into the bit)
@BronzeAgePepperАй бұрын
look at the blue logo to the right of the Doritos, the resemblance is obvious
@TheHourglassoftimeАй бұрын
Subbed, no idea who you are but the orc office worker is awesome 🎉
@Scuffed_CirnoАй бұрын
I feel you would leave a huge mark in the vtubing world if you joined an agency
@chibi2239Ай бұрын
Literally top tier model design xD Big ass office orc. I love it
@Osc473Ай бұрын
Okay but why Doritos and Lays are examples for Vtuber corpo
@hi_ess7823Ай бұрын
This man has never been in a corpo!!!
@rika362Ай бұрын
"I've never been in a corpo." Are u sure about that, sir?? 🤨
@seppukumouse8005Ай бұрын
It's not always that the vtuber is a risk but the treatment is unbearable for a certain company.
@walid8981Ай бұрын
You have never joined a company, but the way you talk, the model, the clothes you wear say otherwise😅😅😅
@jacquelinefloros1260Ай бұрын
Even though hes never been part of a corpo, I trust his word because he has a dress shirt, a tie, and glasses most of all. No other reason
@morphayangze2737Ай бұрын
In some cases, sickness or mobility issues.
@RratRemiАй бұрын
.... I love this model already
@szkraft22025 күн бұрын
16:24 "what are they fighting after?" 5 seconds later: *"VIOLENCE. VIOLENCE! HELL YEAH!!!"*
@deminisisАй бұрын
The chip bags are suspicious... I feel like he's trying to say Lays are bad.
@Sweetace221125 күн бұрын
Didnt think id come across Vtuber HR but thats KZbin shorts for you
@kaiseseeingthingsАй бұрын
I found HIM
@anonamos701Ай бұрын
AKASHI LMAO
@squingldoo4518Ай бұрын
This orc looks so done with life.
@Entoy._.Ай бұрын
Wait this guy sounds familiar 🤔
@AlpezzАй бұрын
😮 I-I mean naahhh you being in a corpo? Can't imagine 😅
@Allen-RАй бұрын
I mean, it could've also been revealed to you in a dream.
@KaitoDАй бұрын
It's a job as an entertainer while having to be your own tech support, of course it's a stressful job
@sosomadmanАй бұрын
I thought you refused to wear the budgy smugglers.
@takopurasАй бұрын
So glad you’re an indie Randon!! the stress of being a corpo vtuber is crazy damnn
@thexolotlguy7881Ай бұрын
I still weep
@WinnyaoАй бұрын
Ngl, I came for the orc v tuber, stayed for the RuneScape music!
@RosesRedThornsАй бұрын
The one thing that i would disagree with is that vtubers are usually graduated for being a brand-risk. Historically, the most common reason has been them breaking their contractual obligations, like breaking an NDA.
@feorge33Ай бұрын
Office cliques also probably go into play. Remember, the other place had their talents line up for graduation after the long-neck dragon. Office politics can wear a person down as well.