Wish.com Random Items Review 10 | Ashens

[@kieranbledsoe1317]

Throughout many years of Stuart's videos, this might be the most intriguing thumbnail he's produced.

[@reliablereindeer]

Intro needs to be updated. Stuart hasn’t had a hairline that low in decades

[@OfelieArt]

I personally liked the Fred dvd one

[@crystaleevee1334]

I wouldn’t say “intriguing” but rather an “uncertain demonstration”.

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

Anyone remember Cassandra from the first couple seasons of new Doctor Who? Looks like all the bits of her face that were left behind

[@Taperack123]

Not actually watched him in months and the thumbnail intrigued me enough to click so it worked 😁

[@nestrac]

The way Ashens repeats the words reminds me of the spelling exercises we had at my school where we was handed a text with missing words that our teacher gave to us in the same manner...

[@Psychol-Snooper]

"And now... the larch... the larch." If it's not a play on the Monty Python satirization of tedious slide presentations I'd be surprised.

[@sirprintalot]

Can confirm, I teach primary and when I do a spelling test I read the word out twice with the exact length of pause.

[@lucy4666]

As a non native English speaker, I felt this. I still have the recordings my teachers used to play in class in my mind and bits of them still resurface in my mind from time to time.

[@blahza12345]

Ha. It reminded me of bus/coach drivers in London when, in absence of an automatic announcement system, they pronounce the station name twice, albeit with a different tone: Marble Arch? Marble Arch.

[@thetimetravellingtailor6323]

The pins with the chain between them I believe are supposed to be very cheaply made decorative collar pins. You put one on each side of the collar of your shirt and the chain goes across underneat your tie. This keeps the collar neatly held in place and the chain beneath the tie lifts the knot to give it a more aesthetically pleasing shape.

[@adamb6646]

Either that, or a cape chain.

[@mikehall3976]

Plausible, but sounds pretty shitty.

[@Komichi]

You're correct! They're for shirt collars (although you can leave the chain visible for fashion reasons) and also used for holding cardigans shut.

[@etaoinshrdlu927]

I have those very eyeball pins, bought on purpose, and they're doing a great job holding my cardigan together.

@@etaoinshrdlu927 But the chain is so weak. Wouldn't that snap when someone looks at it too intensely?

[@JamesTM]

I believe the "Distortion" face mask is intended to defeat facial recognition, rather than disease. I suspect it's not great at that either, but its at least plausible.

[@Billy_Carter]

That makes a lot of sense. I was trying to figure out why it was made like that. My first thought was maybe someone was trying to design a facemask accessory that helps glasses not fog up but that thing looks like it'd actually be worse than a normal cloth mask at fogging up glasses. Your hypothesis makes way more sense. I forgot about china using that facial recognition/public shaming/social-credit score thing. Good observation James!

[@goldbullet50]

Modern CCTV technology can already recognize people even if they have masks.

[@MusicFanatical1]

@@goldbullet50 No problem, I'll just wear a different mask each day.

[@TheAmorphousGamer]

"Social credit" is basically a myth. What you think it is simply does not exist.

[@JamesTM]

@@TheAmorphousGamer I've seen lots of convincing evidence to the contrary. I'm happy to hear you out and be proven wrong, but you'll need to provide more than just an assertion.

[@RocketRoosterFilms]

My wish is for Ashens to put words of things he really likes into this process and we see what happens.

[@danielbonzaibuckerooo]

that would be an expensive episode... and Ashens is all about sticking to Pound-land budgets .. Have you ever seen any of his movies?

[@Revival0Revina]

@@danielbonzaibuckerooo Can he not specify his price limit in his searches on wish?

[@danielbonzaibuckerooo]

@@Revival0Revina its a Barb at Ashens for being cheap.. but hes my favorite Cheap ass on youtube ..

[@JasonZakrajsek]

@@danielbonzaibuckerooo except it wouldn’t be any more expensive than any of the other “Lucky Nine” episodes

[@danielbonzaibuckerooo]

@@JasonZakrajsek it might be , go ahead and name some of the stuff he really likes and we shall see

[@Hellmartt]

Getting Decisive and Uncertainty in a random draw is crazy.

[@Bagofnowt]

I'm not sure about that

[@liquidtvafternoons5315]

@@Bagofnowt I am

[@goldensloth7]

@@liquidtvafternoons5315 i'm ambivalent

[@Offensive_Username]

The word "random" would impress me.

@@goldensloth7 I'm certain that I'm indecisive.

[@mellifluou]

The 'distortion' face mask looks like if Bane got into Google Glass.

[@RamenPoweredShitFactory]

I think it's supposed to be more of a splash guard than a face mask but it still looks too small to be that.

[@mclamby]

it might be to "distort" facial recognition cameras. Looking at the parts of the face it covers could hinder the ability to recognise someone's facial geometry.

[@rarbiart]

probably just a cover OVER your cloth mask if walk or bike in the rain. with a soaky mask breathing get's VERY hard. (No i won't debate if wearing a maskig outdoors is reasonable or not, sometimes it's just quicker not to take it off)

[@davebeat]

@@mclamby I think that's definitly what it is.

[@mclamby]

@@rarbiart if " soaky mask breathing get's VERY hard" why would you think sticking plastic over the top if it will help? Increased condensation and decreased evaporation is gonna saturate your cloth mask before it even starts raining.

[@PositivePuppet]

Add some magnets to the ducks, add some strings to the hooks, bam! Your very own miniature, hook-a-duck game.

[@MarkMichalowski]

Oh, very good!

[@GuestZer0]

I'd buy the “Eyeball chain”. Eyeball imagery is my favorite.

[@spicybeantofu]

Wow really? :D

[@KurosakiYukigo]

Profile pic checks out

[@cretin_666]

I also love eyeball imagery.

[@kanna-san.]

YOU DON'T SAY

[@lockdownraider_4358]

We can tell

[@DeAthWaGer]

Glue the ducks on the fake rocks so they can look like they're swimming.

[@eiaboca1]

I think the chain is a cardigan closer, like librarians stereotypically wear. This one is for the sPoOooKy librarian!

[@goblinlibrary280]

Not gonna lie, I want that eyeball chain. Spooky librarian is exactly my vibe.

[@medcat_]

It's supposed to go on your collar, I used to wear that exact one on my school uniform 🤣

[@smallhatshatethetruth7933]

@@medcat_ you go to Hogwarts or something?

[@zeedause5289]

@@goblinlibrary280 that’s a perfectly fitting username then.

[@Ronderal]

I'm a librarian and I've never heard of a cardigan closer. Still, I'd wear those eyeballs

[@awmperry]

”What’s tempting about a magnetic hook?” Well, after all, they’re very… [puts on sunglasses] attractive.

[@tailnowag8753]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@awmperry]

I was hoping someone would say that. 😎

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

By the way those hooks are available on Amazon and yes they're really good if you need a decent magnetic hook go for an Amazon for something that looks almost identical although I think there's more of them in and even though smaller packs than that package that was featured. Also of note I'm pretty sure it's a standard screw thread so people that be interested in making things on their own makers or anybody that would want to have magnets that could screw onto something else probably would be a good choice I could not believe the strength of the magnets on Amazon ones. It's worth it even to use the magnets for something else if that's what you're looking to do. For their size they're very strong. And as he mentioned yeah they stick to themselves quite well unfortunately in some cases. But I've got my extras just texted the fridge in the original packaging still I found that was the easiest ways to keep my handy just popping up there the original Ziploc bag! Also great for those calendars you get like at a drugstore and other things too. Not to mention notes and stuff out of fridge I've got two with a pen Lena cross-stitch for notes and that works well almost enough attraction to do even the clipboard with some paper even. But definitely useful for more than one purpose! Probably was more useful thing is featured in these videos of this type so far from what I've seen

[@Oscar97o]

You can get hooked very easily.

[@JrIcify]

You might have legit solved the mystery with that joke. All the tags/metadata was probably machine translated in the most half assed way possible and that's why something about magnets turned into "temptation."

[@lsynno]

Call me a sadist but I enjoyed watching Ashens struggle to make jokes about completely mundane items.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

This sounds like the most high school thing ever.

[@hamstirrer6882]

Thats basically the premise of the whole channel tbh

[@Kenneth_Rogers]

You're a sadist

[@sariahsaurus]

As an actual sadist it was quite amusing to see that he didn't understand the magnetic weight bearing nipple clamps.

[@Bagofnowt]

@@sariahsaurus no words fill me with more dread than 'magnetic weight bearing nipple clamps'. I'm a kinky person but jeez

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

The thumbnail reminded me of that finger puppet he showed a while back that was just teeth and eyeballs. "Hello, I betrayed the Sicilian Mafia and look what happened to me!"

[@RIPM201]

Omg i remember that, but I can't remember which video it was

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@@RIPM201 It's from the "Bag of Crap" video.

[@theotakux5959]

Tempt works for the hooks because if you use them, you're tempting fate hoping they can hold anything. No idea on the ducks

[@LeviathanRX]

Tin(y) Ducks

[@sariahsaurus]

Nipple goes in between magnets. Weight goes on hook? I've seen something similar but I don't think these would work as well

[@ihavenoqualms]

tempt could also mean pull, and magnets pull idk

[@MrIcecolddd]

Absolutely loving how regular Stuart has been uploading lately, feels like the old Ashens days again.

[@Oscar97o]

Has Stuart ever uploaded videos regularly? I've been following him for years and I don't remember that ever happening.

[@Stribog1337]

It sounds as if you're talking about two different persons

[@svenvaltik5657]

Two Ashens videos in a week. Whoever is responsible for this godsend, provide this man more material to review!

[@andrewnorth170]

Never thought I see the day, yeah its a bit rare.

[@a.nonamoose]

He does this when he's selling something. As soon as the action figures and DVDs aren't available he'll go back to three videos a year.

[@Ryusuta]

I feel like at this point, Ashens has a box filled with nothing but novelty teeth toys.

[@JasonLihani]

It's a wet shoebox labeled "TEETH" next to the couch.

[@danceswithdirt7197]

I bet he's thrown a lot of stuff in the garbage.

[@shiftfire4511]

A box? I'm pretty sure they've got their own drawer.

[@samholdsworth3957]

And he should review them

[@trajhver3]

He likes to dump them out and roll around in them, I heard. Odd fetish.

[@nou1178]

I strongly believe that if Ashens was immortal he would eventually review every type of tat that has ever existed

[@boo_]

No, there is too much new tat produced every day for him to keep up.

[@sawedoffshottyshane9637]

@Giuseppe P Patron Saint Of Tat

[@magma2050]

Like Wowbagger but for inanimate objects

[@jonnystrange3617]

@@boo_ if he was immortal, he'd outlast humanity and have an eternity to float in the endless void reviewing tat until the heat death of the universe

[@toffeelatte6042]

That's a fate worse than death. Seeing all the tat that is, not being immortal.

[@TheWaffleGoo]

Those pebbles actually seemed kind of tasty

[@Max-uv3eg]

they did indeed! I really wish I had a menthol lozenge right now. Which, unfortunately, I don't :(

[@silver47official]

Ian Foot would agree.

[@Busy_Paws]

I was thinking the same...

[@TheGreenKnight500]

They really did look like those blue cough drops.

[@jmfreestuff73]

@@Max-uv3eg HA! Wish. 😂

[@EchoRe]

The eyeball chain is a collar chain, each end pins to the ends of your shirt collar. Just decorative

[@danceswithdirt7197]

I like it.

[@fandangobrandango7864]

Do people say "get to the choppa" to you a lot?

[@EchoRe]

@@fandangobrandango7864 oddly enough, not really. But the AC company we've had to work with a lot this year has a very nice receptionist who always says that when we call her or when she calls us.

[@fandangobrandango7864]

@@EchoRe haha fantastic stuff. Cool surname!

[@toffeelatte6042]

I still can't stop myself saying "hello!" at the end of the opening jingle when Ashens does.

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

"What's the first thing we need to demonstrate to everybo-TeEeEeEeEeTH." got me, and I'm not sure why.

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

only Ashens would come up with "anti-shopping list" LOL LOL

But making questionable purchasing decisions and showing them off is like his whole thing.

[@sheabrown]

definitely think there's ties to his phd in psychology there

[@CowboyJoseph64]

I broke down and got an ashens action figure. This is the first time I have ever financially supported a youtuber, not counting ads.

[@KougajiCalling]

I also bought one... It'll go well with my boxes set of Ashens and the Polybius Heist...

[@Psychol-Snooper]

"Tin" in Vietnamese means "believe," and everyone believes in ducks. Especially the Vietnamese it seems.

[@peterclarke7240]

I don't believe in ducks. But my therapist reckons I'm probably mallardjusted.

[@marcosvg406]

@@peterclarke7240 fuck. that is so bad it's actually kind of good?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@peterclarke7240 I'm in awe!

[@Josh12323]

Ducks don't exist

[@peterclarke7240]

@@Psychol-Snooper thanks, but I'm beginning to suspect I shouldn't trust my therapist's judgement on this. She's a bit of a quack, if I'm honest.

[@forfluf]

13:21 The school nurse would come to the class with one of those to DEMONSTRATE to the class how to brush your teeth.

[@rolfs2165]

Yes!

[@mnky75]

Those Pebbles would be great for any pesky trick or treaters, sure to be knocking round Stuart's soon!

[@Ray_the_Jackal]

I think the tempt magnets probably come up with “temp” as in temporary (not temperature)

[@ryanchetty1965]

or tempt as in hooked

[@r3zaful]

To understand that Translate magnet to Chinese then Translate that to English

[@kwarra-an]

​@@r3zaful磁铁?

[@RingoBuns]

The ducks made of imaginary tin could be used to make some cute little jewellery like earrings or necklaces if you can screw some small hooks in them (like the ones you get in picture hanging kits), or could be used as miniatures or markers for board games, or just simply hot glued to fun things to make them duck themed! Also the magnetic hooks could be great for holding recipe cards with a hole pinched in them or maybe even holding tea towels or oven gloves. Think of the possibilities Stuart! Don’t just throw them away!

[@tncorgi92]

He does donate some of his reviewed tat to charity shops, the hooks would probably sell as-is but not sure about the ducks. Can't give them to kids because they could swallow them.

[@jelkehuisman]

The 'anti-soppinglist' got me. That was pretty good. Reminds me of a friend's 'non-of-your-businesscards'.

[@bobnope457]

Waitung for the fake Ashens action figure from Wish.

[@СергейМалышев-ю8щ]

With a gun that doesn't fit into hands and some weird dogratdile made of awful yellow plastic.

[@Gulamaja]

@@СергейМалышев-ю8щ Don't forget the LED light in the chest! Very important feature

[@AEHelephant]

The eyeball chain was for a cardigan or sweater, where you pin it on either collar edge so it stays on without actually buttoning it up.

[@samos4924]

Like a cape?

[@AEHelephant]

@@samos4924 not normally, but I have seen them used that way occasionally.

[@chriswinspear7965]

The eyeball chain, same time little big crawling around the sofa, did you spot it?

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

very cholo

[@kevinchadwick9108]

I swear this is the first ashens video that has been on my subscription box for months

[@MegaVikingen]

1:45 It's like a callback to the classic Ashens segment/feature, the Distracting Pebble(TM)!

[@АртёмДубравин-ы6у]

Sweet Ashens, I forgot about you around five years ago. Suddenly came back today, and you haven't changed at all. Subscribed. Never change. You are the best!

[@VioletWhirlwind]

"What's the first thing we need to demonstrate to everybody--TEEEEETH." Hahaha....That made me laugh more than it probably should have. XDXD

[@mabusmistra]

Could "distortion" be something to deceive facial recognition with? They (or at least things like it) were a thing in Hongkong whilst they still tried to have rights

[@AlfaGiuliaQV]

Ironically enough, made in mainland china i presume..

[@DimT670]

@@AlfaGiuliaQV i dont see how that's ironic?

[@justsomeguy-yd3yw]

@@DimT670 China is best known for it's distopian use of facial recognition software. Wearing such a device could throw off their facial recognition sofware. It's ironic because it was made in China, by a company that is surely controlled by the Chinese government, to thwart the Chinese government.

[@Stribog1337]

The Great Hong Kong Rights Trying, who could forget

[@Stribog1337]

@@DimT670 because mainland china is the one who took away Hong Kong's rights

[@lonksnek]

Uncertainty as in: I am uncertain if that eye chain thing 9:29 isn't a Terraria boss.

[@chatboss000]

"The Twins have awoken!"

[@ArchangelExile]

9:13 There's a living thing crawling around on the couch around just right of center. 13:05 It's made its way all the way to the right of the screen.

[@crookedtool]

At 10:13 , it almost reaches the tip of his right index finger.

[@jbshado37]

I was looking for this comment. Definitely a bug of some sort. At one point you can see it nearly on his right index finger.

[@Moraren]

He was only 5mm away from becoming spiderman

[@sepruecom]

there's more than just one of those crawling along the sofa. I hope that sofa is far far away from his home, else... yuck

[@FaolanHart]

I actually have those garden stones in a few plat pots in my garden. If they get enough sun during the day they have a nice little glow effect at night. I really don't like those tacky solar lights so they where the cheapest option to give me some direction at night outside of using a torch.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Oh, they glow in the dark? That's really neat.

[@hotlavatube]

The "uncertain" eyes would make an eye-catching clasp for a vampire costume cloak.

[@OneNewHope]

I would imagine the "distortion" mask is probably related to distorting your face so it doesn't get picked up by facial recognition? Just my humble guess though.

[@Chopkinsca]

5:00 That's the mask Distortion wears, a super super secret character from Mortal Kombat 8

[@Doodlesthegreat]

I guess "pebble's" result could be used as markers/counters in various pen & paper/card games. Feels like too small a quantity for a garden. Maybe aquariums or potted plants. And the ducks can go with them! Then give the eyeball chain and ring to your BTGGF. But that mask looks more like I should bring out The Gimp than anything else.

[@AloozerOW]

Ashens I want to thank you for not changing your content and going down the drain. No lie I watched you when i was like 12(I'm 22 now) and always come back. Absolutely love the content, back then it was the equivalent of going to your cool uncles spare room and looking at all his nicnacs. Keep being you king

[@sperrin]

Tempt means to entice or attract... magnets attract. Also, one could become hooked on something they are tempted by.

[@Billy_Carter]

I got my kid one of those drawing boards as part of a larger Hanukkah gift last year. Really cool. I got her's from Walmart and bigger than the one you purchased but it is really cool/fun to play around with. Reminds me kinda of a futuristic Magna-doodle.

[@RalinToriox]

11:08 I've usually seen those tablet things used for tracking life totals in collectible card games. I have a tiny one from back when I used to play Magic

[@xrosaxnikix]

I seriously hope to every god in existence that this series never ends, you never, ever cease to bring me pure serotonin and I love every second of it, thank you for making videos, especially these and the knockoff/trash electronic videos ❤ They hold a special place in my heart

[@nicandknacksandseans]

I like the idea that Stuart just always has muscle figures to hand “just in case”

[@UnOc2]

I was going to skip buying the figures because I am not a big fan of Nerd Cubed, but... I cannot, in good conscious, deliberately miss the chance to own a figure of Ashens. You win this round, Ashens.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I think thats why he made them a two pack. Because depending on the person and if they're only a fan of Dan or Stuart only then they'd just buy one over the other

[@Ektalon]

“Tempted by the magnetic hook of another”. Glad Squeeze decided to go with their alternate lyrics . . .

[@Tannlore]

I use those same magnetic hooks in my classroom to hang projects, student card holders, and a number of other things. Very nice to have for magnetic whiteboards

[@philtowle4683]

I have some with bigger magnets on the side of my toolbox. Came with some magnetic part dishes I bought. Handy for hacksaws etc.

[@MaxVultur]

8:26 "Set them on fire then regret buying them and setting them on fire!" He's talking from experience, you know.

[@vahvahdisco]

Magnetic hooks - they tempt you with their attraction ! You could stick them to the side of the fridge and hang your tea towels on them or even your utensils as they come in sixes usually (masher, ladle, slotted spoon, serving spoon, fish slice and whisk)

[@scottkt9328]

Does anyone remember when he burned tat, those ducks looked flammable sigh.

[@vickyotters9207]

Why did the burning stop?

[@KougajiCalling]

@@vickyotters9207 Maybe because the couch is also flammable? Or plastic fumes make you dizzy?

[@vickyotters9207]

@@KougajiCalling but he used to do some of them outside, like with the my little pony ones.

[@scottkt9328]

@Vicky Otters yup, it truly is the end of a golden area. Sigh

[@KougajiCalling]

@@vickyotters9207 No, the MLP ones were given to a friend to destroy. Because, he knew more fun ways to get rid of them. All of Ashens destruction happened on the couch.

[@rozasupreme]

I wanna see a version where Stuart has to search Brands or Franchises and see what happens.

A whole bunch of unlicensed merch. That's what happens.

[@VictorWeinbergerVWGaming]

These drawing boards have the same system as e-readers, for example the kindle. It has small magnetic balls in a liquid that when agitated by a magnet, in this case the tip of the pen, make the surface or “pixel” appear white (or black). By pressing the delete button the balls are returned to their original place. It’s a very energy efficient way of using a display as electricity is only used when a page is turned or refreshed.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I bet that would be a really convenient item for mute people to carry in their pocket. The mute people I know already have other things to help them communicate though.

[@woolfieMcP]

I swear, people have probably choked on those garden things thinking they're candy

[@CarrotConsumer]

That's how I died.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Well, if someone tries to swallow a fake pebble and chokes, they would still have choked if it was hard candy instead.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@CarrotConsumer Hope you got better :(

[@triedge68]

was just focused on the bug crawling closer and closer to his hand just for him to move it at the last second

[@KonaSquid]

where? .-.

[@KefazX]

@@KonaSquid it shows up at 9:12

[@KonaSquid]

@@KefazX I don't see it.

[@steve1978ger]

@@KonaSquid - 1/4 screen from the bottom, slightly right of center

[@KonaSquid]

@@steve1978ger oh, yeah. it's so tiny. it looked liked some fuzz.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Those little pebbles from "pebble" are basically the things you put next to an IKEA cactus on your windowsill. If that "distortion" thing had glasses in it could be interesting for soldering or something like that. The hooks seem pretty good to hang your kitchen towel onto your fridge.

[@Kazza_8240]

I actually love that coin, not joking. The pebbles would be good if you were going to a place you didn't know very well, leave a trail from your house to where you're going, and find your way back just like Hansel and Gretel, (the first time they got lost, obvs 😬👀)

[@BRUXXUS]

I'm thinking those pebbles were probably glow in the dark.

[@realsaddamhussain]

or you can throw them at your enemies

[@0x13horizon4]

A new video means a pleasant day ahead of me.

[@linemanlovesyou859]

I forget this dude exists and then I come back and am blasted with nostalgia. Are you on your knees for these videos boss or is your couch on a platform? Either way sending good vibes your way boss. You’re a funny man,

[@thlkmura]

Ashens talking about burning the ducks made me realise I haven't watched him burn some tat in a long time. Bring that back!

[@john_toss]

Stuart buys a stomach pump on wish

[@neenjakiller]

Those magnetic hooks seem perfect for hanging dish towels or something on the fridge

[@psychopony666]

I love how he's always got a load of random toys to the side just in case.

[@lfmm97]

I really enjoy these types of videos from you. Hopefully we'll get some more!

[@vustvaleo8068]

the eye chain pins are good when trying to cosplay as a person trying to tell fortunes or something.

[@sirius940]

"What this has to do with uncertain I'm not sure" I think you just answered the question

[@frankietaylor7054]

Ashens needs to be protected at all costs

[@blitzneyo7780]

Protected from what?

[@Roadent1241]

BlitzNeyo Yes.

[@frankietaylor7054]

@@blitzneyo7780 the general public , death , the traffic lights being red when your in a rush , anything crap really 😅 hes a beautiful soul

[@maff1975]

@@blitzneyo7780 Ze Germans?

[@gwishart]

It's OK, he's already Grade II listed. He can't undergo any major upgrades without approval from the National Trust.

[@Kevin_2435]

Holy hell! Ashens is alive. The algorithm apparently thought I wasn't interested in Ashens videos for months. Finally one shows up in my feed.

[@83rockboyyo]

now we were definitely overdue for the usage of the word "sprue" or however it's spelt BUY THE POLYBIUS FIGURES PEEPAL¡

[@CalumRaasay]

Pouring a whisky and sitting down for an ashens video. Perfect Saturday night.

[@crazyjedi5994]

The hands on the YES side of the coin are just the eyerok from Mario 64

[@danhill1954]

Logging onto KZbin and seeing a new video from my favorite KZbinr just made what was a pretty good 40th birthday even better 😁

[@Roadent1241]

Happy birthday!

[@asmolbean9300]

I thought you'd forgotten about this format 🥲

[@CiromBreeze]

"How this fits in with uncertainty, *I'm not sure*" That's EXACTLY why it fits

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Tempt is close to Temp. , which is short for temporary, and those magnetic hooks are temporary in that they are permanently attached to something.

[@justdags6611]

Long have I waited for the return of this format. Rejoice for he has returned. Strange shape.

[@vytasbaltrunas3548]

3:10 I had the same ring for over 3 years now, still wearing it 24/7, it's super comfy and looks as good as new.

[@corvidconfidential8826]

Judging by your pfp, somehow I'm not surprised

[@PlatoonGoon]

Been binging some Barshens since my late discovery, and I gotta give you props a few years late. Good stuff to all involved

[@watchingytvids1]

My supposition is that wish has partial word recognition so “tempt” would actually be close enough to “temporary” which a magnetic hook would be. Same goes for “tin” being “tiny”.

[@Charky_Creations]

I don't even think it's that advanced. I think the sellers just misspelled temp as tempt and tiny as tin.

[@vahvahdisco]

Eye chain - ideal for seeing you through with things !

[@thewizard7780]

Christ, Ashens, that thumbnail made me choke on my lunch.

[@ViolenziaDomestica]

Just scrolling and the thumbnail just jumps out at ya. Unsettling 😂

[@kabobawsome]

Ashes not getting Tempt on hooks clearly intended for uh "safe rope usage" is very funny to me.

[@quantumfluffyflapjack]

The magnet hooks are good for those little pot holder things that you grab when you've lost the oven gloves again.

[@TehSlan]

I wonder if the "distortion" mask is designed to trick face recognition, or it's just a weird translation error

[@OPENXAIMER]

Since it's China we're talking about, it's possible it's to trick face recognition

[@FlyboyHelosim]

Those photos of Ashens wearing that mask thing were truly the stuff of nightmares.

[@OneColdMonkey]

I think you're supposed to wear a regular mask over the 'distortion' mask, and it keeps the mask from riding up your face and getting in your mouth?

[@laneatkinson6441]

That's so bizarre 😂

[@Nicola_Bailey]

That's what I thought it was for too, as I've seen similar things just without the 'glasses' element.

[@Zack_Wester]

my question is as someone whit glasses that fogs like hell when ever I wear a mask. How well does that contraption work from keeping fog out of my glasses when wearing a mask under it. Because this feels like one of them products.

[@wanderingpict8043]

i would like those eye-pins, actually. I could probably make a mad steampunk look with that

[@_..---]

his thumbnails are perfect lmao

[@gunmunz]

When the thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares, you know its going to be a good video.

[@stremmify]

Ashens, Soviet Womble and Mighty Jingles prove than JRRTolkien wrote about Britain as the Shire/Hobbitania

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

2:51 With wish’s weird history of freaky sex toys, Stuart really lucked out by getting recommended something that wouldn’t get his channel immediately shut down.

[@Wububub]

Strange. I recently intentionally got that exact coin from Amazon, and now I'm seeing it here. Talk about synchronicity.

[@spicybeantofu]

Amazon is just a expensive and more boring wish

[@dannynewey4056]

There's something crawling about during the 'Uncertainty' section. Lower right side. I thought I was watching 'Trapdoor', for a minute! 😂