someone edited my wikipedia page

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Edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

[@heath1012]

danny calling 2016 “six years ago” absolutely haunts me

[@Diamondgamervideos]

It was like a jumpscare

[@nkr8851]

i though i was turning insane when i heard that

[@nabilayasmine3319]

fr though I just had to pause the video a bit and see my calendar because what the hell 😭

[@jongininikim5219]

a couple days ago my coworker was like "you've been working here for 6 years now, haven't you?" and i was like "no lol" before i realized that 2016 was fucking 6 years ago wth

[@HaileyCagleBagel]

we're closer to 2026 than 2016 😭

[@username-mk4qv]

You guys Danny isn’t aging, he’s just upping his ice powers game.

[@evanscornerontheinternet4571]

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

[@Merilynnminna]

ryan needs to take some lessons from danny

[@ellielovegood6307]

Exactly

[@agentmothman]

naw he was playin with elsa

[@dankygongalis9386]

LMAOO

[@TheMsmaddy100]

“I just use whatever shampoo Laura buys” literally the most husband answer I’ve ever heard 😂

[@AmalaBean]

Haha 🤣

[@bubblegumbunny]

As a Brit, that pronunciation of "Gloucester" physically ripped my soul from my body

[@takarah964]

DUDE AS SOMEONE FROM GLOS I WAS DYING

[@lysime]

As a French, it made me itch

[@haleybee8938]

me but as someone from gloucester mass

[@ella.r]

@@haleybee8938 i'm also from mass and the pronunciation killed me

[@The_big_prooooo]

Same

[@thicc_astley]

i love how danny couldn’t find a picture of himself in his camera roll and thought “okay i’ll just try to find it on google”, what an underrated convenience of being famous

[@boy2marine11]

Famous people and people with oddly unique names.

[@thicc_astley]

@@boy2marine11 yknow i saw this and thought “okay that can’t be right, i have a weird name with three surnames but i’m still not well-known so i won’t come up on google” googled my name first things that came up were photos of me in my old school, a painting of me done by a friend, and my actual address 😐 what da fuck i gotta be more private edit: i moved house (not because of this, it was just Time To Move) and my current address doesn’t show up with my name so i guess there’s that 💀 but chances are the only person googling my name is myself anyway; i take solace in that

[@heartiko2681]

@@thicc_astley this my life too, people with generic names will never know the fear of being incredibly google-able

[@moeshrooms385]

@@thicc_astley I remember searching my deadname a while back and found like 4 different Instagram accounts and an old twitter account I had and I can’t get into any of them to delete them and the thought of it haunts me every night😭😭

[@thicc_astley]

@@GrunesGemuse i would thank the german lady for making it harder to google your personal info lol

[@ILoveLamp_1995]

With Danny's grey hair taking over his head and still looking young, he's gonna end up like the guy from the KFC romance movie

[@maleineperle1770]

I don't know the reference, that seems lowkey scary

[@_W3ird0_]

LMAO- fr tho

[@nikeblazerwearer]

@@maleineperle1770 mario lopez rn 🧍‍♀️

[@tunafish5462]

@@maleineperle1770 trust me.... it is terrifying.

[@MijntjeSofie]

LMAO

[@cloutlessmouse]

I fell asleep to a playlist and had a dream about Danny. When I woke up this video was playing and he was talking about how weird it is that people he's never met can dream about him.

[@ross9944]

that's freaky weird

[@_.z3r0x]

it was meant to be LMAO

[@bitchfucker6669]

that is ASBURD

[@iib.mp3]

Follow the cat.

[@user-hp6zf5td1g]

danny creepzalez

[@AOTlover1015]

I actually really like his hair. The mix of the gray in there makes his hair look even more smooth and healthy. Also I loveee the color

[@ross9944]

the way his hair is always styled and it like waves to the right of his head just makes it look like a wave of extra texture. it looks great.

[@chlochlo217]

literally his hair is perfect

[@spimuru5040]

yeah he looks like a really young pokemon professor.

[@hannahpugh628]

The person who broke down who would say the sleep is for the weak thing FREAKING nailed it. Honestly perfect.

[@charutiwari5077]

Kurtis one is so perfect 😌

[@handleerror]

I freaking cried lmaooo

[@aquso]

How does this have 2,000 likes yet 2 replies

[@zagrfox1152]

@@aquso 4 comments now

[@aquso]

@@zagrfox1152 still, that's surprising

[@evoailo]

Danny referencing to 2016 as "six years ago" is making me die inside

[@mimishandle]

lmao right

[@BadWolfSilence]

Good to know it’s not just me

[@frostyskeletons8950]

I stared at the wall for a good while after he said that

[@rivercat26]

Lmao me too, but for separate reasons I think. I'm an adult now (18) and in 2016 I was in 6th grade. Feels like so much longer than that

[@threadbaresleeve454]

I graduated from high school in 2016 and 6 years ago simultaneously feels like forever ago and yesterday

[@jakemiller2507]

I once binged almost nothing but Danny Gonzalez videos for like 2-3 full days and on one of those nights, one of the dreams I had was literally structured like one of his videos. Like I would do something in the dream and then there would be a cutaway where he talked about it.

[@hannalowercase5928]

that's amazing tho

[@_Cestyx.]

That’s beautiful

[@TomPPowell]

As a british guy, hearing Gloucester (said like "Gloster") as Glowkester was so funny, literally never heard anybody do that

[@dogdog7883]

i don't even bother trying to say that word

[@Anna-cj7fi]

as a different english person it tore me to shreds

[@togepipokearts4504]

@@Anna-cj7fi thank you for clarifying you are not the same person

[@RandomPerson-iz1qu]

Danny is so naturally funny, im so glad he’s leaning into the unscripted stuff

[@idkbrah473]

and a bit goofy?

[@bennie3591]

@@idkbrah473 and a bit wacky

[@emmahansen4858]

@@bennie3591 a wee bit comical

[@sillaybillay]

@@emmahansen4858 a tad bit silly

[@-rarefied-8280]

Just this video is missing some Lacroix

[@mellowhamster]

Danny always having grey streaks just proves that he was the original e-girl

[@xcelestialsongx]

We need some TikToks of him biting his bottom lip and glaring at the camera while running his hand through his hair ASAP. It's just the natural next step.

[@gh0stpuppi333]

8:00 sobbing bc I have these pajamas and now I’m gonna match with Danny AND Laura

[@colour3172]

@st4rrb062 also has the pyjamas

[@gh0stpuppi333]

@@colour3172 DELIGHTFUL

[@Batsnang]

There are some youtubers, the way they say "HelloFresh" sounds like "hella fresh" and Danny is one of those people, makes me laugh every time

[@JJbafreak]

as a 15 year old person who was always insecure to be born with grey hair, this was super comforting to see danny truly embrace the fact that he has grey hair

[@shineinstars]

grey hair is cool as hell tbh

[@kroolan974]

Wait, like you were born with all grey hair? Or born with some grey hairs? Cuz either one is hella cool bro

[@SM-yz4hi]

having gray streaks at 15 is very much main character energy. Like idk i cant picture a young person with gray hair who doesn’t look badass

[@psyerror1561]

When I was a kid I always thought that the kids with grey or white hair were SO cool. Kids are horrible to everyone, but just letting you know that I personally always thought it was awesome.

[@ashyy1584]

Grey hair are cool as hell, I hope you will grow out of your insecurity

[@alphony_]

Guys Danny isn’t getting old, Elsa just struck him when he was a young child.

[@angelawright-swifte6247]

He’s the secret third sibling

[@toomuchofadeadman]

nah i think he tried the ice powers thing and it worked

[@globalcoverage5787]

Frozen is now like 9 years old, and even frozen 2 is almost 3 years old!

[@justaguywithahat3219]

@@toomuchofadeadman yeah he read the snow queen by hans christian andersen

[@geradeinfallslos1493]

He is literally 28 and everyone is calling him OLD? WHAT

[@Sours56]

"I'm tryna smell like Danny" made me laugh so loudly lmaooo

[@Aro7241]

@8:26 LMAO that kid really fooled Danny with his own photoshopped picture🤣

[@bbs.5157]

The name "Donny Gorgonzola" had me dying laughing on the floor: I don't know why that was so funny, maybe I need to sleep

[@josheaster1547]

i'm pretty sure he came up with that in an older video

[@arc.the.sharky]

for me it was when he slid in to introduce the sponsor and was so tense for the first few seconds and then he leaned back and said “America’s number one meal kit.” don’t know why, but that GOT me.

[@vydave]

@@josheaster1547 that was Diggy Gorgonzola right? I've never seen Donny before.

[@aven7580]

@@josheaster1547 ratatoing i think

[@Scriblyn]

Enjoy your rest

[@milaclarke7904]

Every single one of Danny’s videos is like a catch-up with your grandpa, it’s very nice and wholesome, but your granddad is also borderline senile so he goes on the weirdest tangents.

[@kissadunham9461]

Cant relate. My grandpa would try and sniff me or something 🥰

[@milaclarke7904]

Danny in the next video: “hey Greg, just wanted to check if any of you are being stinky little boys” (sharply inhales at camera) “nope no stinky boys here, because when your Greg you smell like baby wipes”

[@rehnaanliker5931]

@@kissadunham9461 yo Bidens ur Grampy

[@ezrac9578]

😂

[@kissadunham9461]

@@rehnaanliker5931 if he wasn’t so conservative I might think so. However, My grandpa is also a very sleepy and incoherent man

[@SoNicBoi08]

Danny: "I don't want the background being too distracting because they won't be looking at me" Also me: looking at the background anyways

[@pupperkatp5211]

Danny the grey hairs honestly look really good 😭 they’re right they just look like highlights

[@igaszamotulska2399]

Danny's really stepping up his sparkling water game right there, constantly evolving

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this. ㅤ

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

As a German, I very much approve of this development 🙌🏻 sparkling water ftw!

[@AmbrynX]

Oh my god the replies 💀

[@rachelkim6134]

yeah, looks like he goes for horis over vertis

[@Coseepo]

Well he is a water sommelier now

[@drpeppergurl]

i can't be the only one who honestly prefers unscripted danny to scripted danny. he just comes off so much more natural and funny imo

[@danigz]

Yea

[@briicksyy]

Fr

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU Yes fax...

[@maleineperle1770]

I discovered unscripted Danny first, and I prefer this channel

[@aubergine1086]

yeah but it feels kinda sucky to say cause danny puts a lot of work into his scripted videos so if everyone just liked the ones that he does randomly i think that’ll make him feel bad but idrk also while typing this i accidentally typed kurtis instead of danny and i just wanted to point it out cause it proves they’re the same person /j

[@Whistlingrover7]

Intrigued, I looked up the plot of the pregnancy pact to see what made Danny say it was crazy explicit, and it’s nothing that you wouldn’t expect from a movie about a bunch of women getting pregnant? The only thing I can think of that would freak him out like that was the phrase “vaginal tearing”

[@xXAcidBathXx]

KZbin is a bitch, they would definitely demonetize the video for that :/

[@weirdworldsiena]

To be fair one of them got pregnant by a teacher at 16

[@cookiecat7759]

laura and danny having matching christmas jammies is wholesome asf

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

I read your comment the EXACT second he mentioned them, crazy

[@whoisgianna1793]

i can confirm that danny does have serious rbf. i met him at disneyland in like 2017 and he looked like he would rather be dead while standing in line for the ferris wheel.

[@leviathxns]

This is so funny holy shit "Happiest place on earth" and this man looks like he was sent to hell

[@maeg1119]

Wait but the important thing is you SAW him?!?! I wish ☹️

[@whoisgianna1793]

@@leviathxns i don’t blame him tho. i was with a group of 12 year old girls, i wouldn’t be too enthused to meet us on vacation either lol

[@whoisgianna1793]

@@maeg1119 yeah we recognized him from vine and then i left to go to the bathroom and i came back and my friends were talking to him in line lol

[@maeg1119]

@@whoisgianna1793 wowowoowwwww! That’s so cool!

[@kizface3918]

The fact Laura and Danny have matching Christmas jammies makes me want to die but in a good way.

[@soggyboy2316]

Hahahahahahhahahahahah yes bro ikr lol so cool 😎

[@mynamesnotrick6907]

Lmao my fiancé convinced me to have matching Christmas jammies with her and our 2 year old daughter for our family Christmas. Cutest thing but I can't say I wasn't feeling a tad embarrassed lol

[@queenqm]

_"Cry, but like in a cool way"_ _~Someone with green eyes, and curly brown hair_

[@madcracker8077]

@@queenqm “die but in a good way” or they could get some help

[@aquso]

@@madcracker8077 yes.

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

14:22 yall have no idea how much fear i had when i misheard "from target" as the r slur 😭😭😭

[@dogdog7883]

9:14 Hold on... he sounds just like kurtis on the last one it's INSANE

[@niccvier]

I'm so glad Danny isn't self conscious about his grey hair, it makes him look even better, adds this spice to his style

[@kzatx5350]

I don’t know why, but I misread this at first and I thought you said “spice to his slice”😂

[@niccvier]

@@kzatx5350 that would be a very Danny thing to say actually

[@nica7747]

Where is grey hair on his head bro

[@royalblanket]

@@nica7747 Literally the whole thing is frosty

[@sailorboluda4966]

tbh it looks rlly cool

[@ninasrensen1788]

I had a dream about danny once where he and i were eating his own new brand of biscuits, very good oatmeal biscuits, and then he pulled out a bag filled with the failed test batch of biscuits and he started eating them but they were so dry they made him cough and everytime he coughed a dust of biscuit shot out of his mouth but he kept shoving them in his face and coughing up more and more biscuit dust

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this ㅤ

[@brutus3631]

yeah he'd do that

[@sarahbarabe8470]

If you told me this was a skit from a video I just happened to miss I'd believe you

[@drunkhyena]

Okay that really cracked me up lol thanks for that mental image

[@tierneyhewitt879]

this made me laugh so hard thank you

[@GippyHappy]

Danny is such a chill celebrity. He never questions or gets offended by the weird questions people ask. He's just like "sure I'll tell you what kinda of shampoo I use, here's how I style my hair. Yes I know I look weird in that picture that's just my face ig." I don't know how to explain it but I find it really endearing that he is so nice and like, normal, to his fans.

[@amnoirgg8563]

It’s nice how he acknowledges his fans, while also pointing out how freakin weird we all are 😹😿

[@stoplight2669]

Most people dealing with creepy fans: “guys, you need to stop. I’m uncomfortable dealing with this” Danny: “does anybody know what shampoo… Danny puts in his hair”

[@gianna526]

@slida emif I think most people prefer the unscripted version of anyone. I don't think all of Danny's lines on his main channel are scripted, and it's all original to him, he just polishes it up a bit so it doesn't sound so awkward.

[@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519]

how is it creepy

[@Some1_357]

@@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 you probably do ask for what toilet paper a celebrity uses

[@randomstuffprod.]

​@@Some1_357 what do you mean? If someone has really nice hair I think it's appropriate to ask what products they use.

[@bobbiwib]

⁠@@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 it’s weird when it has that level of depersonalisation on KZbin, but tbf I have asked women in toilets what shampoo they use and they always seem flattered and it’s a nice little tension breaker when some girl you don’t know has reached over to the soup dispenser and elbowed you in the ribs! But in that situation you’re distilling the unwanted intimacy vibe, not increasing it

[@uhohspaghettios2391]

People freaking out about Danny's grey hair is hilarious to me. I'm a year older than him, but I got my first grey hair at 17. I really wanted to dye my hair grey when I was in college, but at the time, it wasn't a thing and I would've had to just reapply temporary hair dye every day. Honestly, if COVID cases ever die down in my area, I might call my stylist and book an appointment for it.

[@konstance13]

Yeah, I'm the same age and I started greying a few years ago. Idk if it's from celebrities refusing to age or how common hair dye is, but a lot of people underestimate how early grey hair can appear.

[@bandk1d_]

Yeah I wasn’t freaking out about his grey hair and I actually like it sooo…

[@yeeterskeeter]

I'm 15 and I have so many grey hair too 💀

[@samg2643]

Yeah I’m younger than him and I’ve already got a crap ton of grey hair

[@rambasil]

Two bots only 70 likes. That’s gotta be a new record

[@M3owww_]

3:51 Danny's scumbag, Steve era 😍🥰😘🤩

[@ILYOONG1E]

Steve era 😍

[@user-dq4gb5ww2e]

danny: we're not going to be talking about adult topics anymore also danny: 10:27

[@graysonmclester9137]

Honestly "HE SAW ME" could work as Danny's thought too

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this ㅤ

[@littlebee931]

Actually, Danny's Wikipedia page was LOCKED since so many people were editing it after the last Reddit video.

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU Yes fax...

[@DespOIcito]

peak of his career

[@goatgiraffe6942]

12:35 it would be really funny if danny edited himself into the corner at this part

[@asmikrilasuke6173]

18:05 I freakin died laughing

[@CharisSamuel]

I love how someone made an edit of Danny and instead of commenting on it, he just starts dancing and singing about a person's quest for his shampoo lmao

[@ttayber7245]

this comment makes absolutely no sense before watching the video which only makes me have to watch it more

[@ttayber7245]

I finished the video I get it now

[@oliveraddison6143]

was looking for this comment lmao i love how instead of cringing he just goes with the flow

[@lilybug3693]

The pregnancy pact movie is insane and now I absolutely need Danny to rip it to shreds

[@frostyskeletons8950]

This unlocked a memory. That movie was WILD and didn’t they claim it was based on a true story or something?

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this. ㅤ

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

not sure if the fact that it's inspired by a potentially true story makes it even more or less wild

[@lilybug3693]

@@frostyskeletons8950 I think that there was a group of teens from one high school in real life that all got pregnant like in the movie. If I remember correctly everyone assumed it was a pregnancy pact and the town made it seem like that but one of the girls came out years later and was just like “yeah no I just got pregnant” So, who knows. There’s an interview on KZbin somewhere

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

If you catch Danny out in public he is frequently ripping pregnant young women to shreds if that's your kind of thing.

[@user-hp6zf5td1g]

"that looks sick dude its all FUCKED UP" 😭😭

[@adamco42]

5:14 if anyone is curious, the graphic thing on the wikipedia page is a mention of vaginal tearing

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

_oh dear_

[@pollyisgone9485]

....... E W

[@castleninjafire]

ah

[@hannahfaith4080]

the fact that danny reads tbf as "to be frank" just makes sense

[@ross9944]

i had to look up what tbf stood for after this because i thought it was "to be frank"

[@mewsic3063]

@@ross9944 wait is it "to be fair" then? im not sure

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

​@@mewsic3063 i think its either

[@DumPixels]

@@mewsic3063 THEY MEAN THE SAME THING, SO I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERS.

[@lillianwyckoff4022]

@@DumPixels WHY ARE WE YELLING

[@Dom-mo2jd]

Honestly it's really nice to see someone else with gray hair and not trying to hide it. I'm 24 with a hefty amount of gray hair due to genetics (my grandma had a full head of gray hair by the time she was 30) and I've been really self conscious about it. Props to you Danny, keep rocking that hair!

[@XsaviXander]

I think it's cool!

[@sentionaut6270]

my moms in her 60s and i have no clue the actual color of her hair. she has always colored it blonde. always.

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU Yes fax...

[@JJBAWWII]

Nothin but bots amirite

[@romitsu968]

Lord Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life: No one comes to the Father, except through Him.

[@abillionzebras]

16:17 this reminds me of the "Find Satoshi" arg where there was a photo of a man with japansese text on the side saying "find me". It took 14 years to solve this and the text "Find Me" on this photo reminds me of that. Perhaps this person watched a video on it and it happened to be in their dreams but with Danny instead.

[@ImZzacc]

11:49 its because the 2nd time u streamed you slept with ur shovel and said it was your most prized posession

[@kevinarnold186]

I'm a total dad fan. My daughters have got the whole family watching your content. Keep up the great work!

[@marihelena6879]

This is so fucking cute

[@babahu15]

Hell yea

[@ccasey4143]

as they should ges

[@melodyyraiin]

🤟😸

[@bec3057]

We stan dad gregs

[@erinbailey7940]

Before I understood that grey hairs were something some people worried about, I complimented a friends mom bc her hair looked “like expensive marble” and she was so touched. So think of it like fancy marble!

[@jessicag821]

Damn. I'm keeping that one in mind. I call them my highlights but expensive marble is so much better

[@jelenalukic3678]

I think when people have grey strand that is a singh that they are carrying a gene for albinism

[@cheezdoodle96]

@@jelenalukic3678 Really? I've had one single, really long strand of white hair as long as I can remember. Used to be that I had a long, white eyelash that would reappear in the same spot however many times we cut it. Now it's in my beard.

[@eduarda2534]

It's good to see someone who doesn't have a problem with aging, I saw a tiktok of a girl saying something like "me trying to hide my forehead wrinkles because I'm old" (she was 24) and that bothered me because I always had forehead wrinkles and I'm not even 20 yet

[@user-hp6zf5td1g]

"posture check" should be in an out of context danny compilation

[@chantelvenessa]

I'm a mum-fan. My daughter used to watch you and we'd laugh together, she's since moved on to watch nothing but Rupaul drag race videos, but I still enjoy your videos 😂

[@meghaha8966]

When you said mum fan I thought you were just saying you were a big fan of mothers in general hahaha

[@chantelvenessa]

@@meghaha8966 😂 nutta

[@laceOlivia]

I’m a mom but my kid has two moms so I may count as a dad fan?

[@Rich_P_Anya]

@@laceOlivia I wanna be your brother I wanna be your mother and your sister, too

[@Aidan_OSullivan]

@@Rich_P_Anya bruh what

[@tychedoesshitnstuff1343]

Danny: woah this is from 2016 me: haha yeah Danny: I can’t believe it was 6 years ago me: what the fuck

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this. ㅤ

[@tychedoesshitnstuff1343]

@@GrunesGemuse thank you for your service

[@nxpy6684]

Here's my reply too, good sir

[@samnkayjay]

I agree. No one asked for that kinda math

[@SupaidaFan]

Getting read of sex bots and spammers

[@bellhel227]

4:20 lol literally me

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

mood. also weed number

[@Mag3.1415]

SAME HERE LOL I DON’T KNOW IF I AM DEAD INSIDE OR JUST HOW I LOOK

[@bellhel227]

@@Mag3.1415 😆😆😆

[@xPoisonedStardustx]

12:08 I love how he was concerned they had a phone instead of the meme

[@itsprettydarkout]

i once had a dream where me and my friends were at a party and kurtis gave me a stick and poke of a fish and then danny asked me a math question. it was quite the experience.

[@casperwashere]

that was a prophecy

[@biged8329]

Fishy fishy fish, makin’ it sticky

[@sarah.1230]

but did you get the math question right though

[@dionemartins0212]

8:40 As soon as Danny started reading it I was like "No, that's Kurtis, 100%" Glad he also agreed LMAO

[@krstnamvong]

But I feel like Danny has said those words in a different video though lol 😅

[@juliahock5549]

same lmao

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

True, I swear I heard Kurtis voice in my head reading that lmao

[@jessmaree2043]

C.

[@camilaaguilar6447]

@birds i think Drew would say the 2nd line not the first lol

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

12:23 Danny already did this though? With the military grade sunglasses bit

[@kaliyahanderson]

Did anyone else see when Danny became the nutcracker? He thought we wouldn't notice but we did

[@thatguy3903]

When

[@charityhopkins7977]

@@thatguy3903 yeah when

[@KingOfGaymes]

Time stamp you coward

[@simoneroisin]

@@thatguy3903 12:42

[@rachelkim6134]

@@simoneroisin thanks for this, legit didn't notice lmao

[@SabrinaZ99]

Danny retaining a very youthful face and full head of hair while it turns grey is giving me big Link Neal vibes, and I’m here for it

[@ro3658]

so true! tbh he would make a great guest on gmm

[@MsSheerAwesomeness]

They would get along so well too haha

[@hahafunny1317]

omg yes!! that's exactly what i thought lol

[@theflyingegg3557]

I actually like the cozy vibe to his office. It’s more relatable and feels like my homie came over to hang out and talk

[@WateryAbyss7000]

Never did I think I would hear the phrase adult rat content

[@kaliaatwell6285]

Danny: "Follow the cat and you will find me." My cat: Walking into the litterbox. Please do not disturb my cat while she's pooping, Danny. She needs privacy.

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Very funny comment

[@alexkitty149]

He is the poop. He wants you to witness him being birthed as a turd

[@freeinternethugschaoticscr4576]

he's in the litterbox.

[@MS-rs6od]

The “does anybody know… what shampoo Danny uses in his hair” made me laugh too hard lmao

[@dulcineaofvenus4653]

danny is so funny unscripted, i was trying to do my makeup and watch this at the same time and it was a struggle because i kept laughing too hard

[@ediewalmsley6580]

18:11 I wanna make an app of Dan-mojis, (couldn’t think of a better name) and also carve his face into them

[@atu33_94]

as someone who's turning 16 and half my hair is literally white (genetics and stress is a scary thing) Danny being confident about his hair makes me feel better haha

[@samberg141]

Thats fucking awesome

[@reyelkhaert]

I promise that's super sick and you should embrace it

[@atu33_94]

@@samberg141 Yeah! I started loving my hair more when my little cousin started to call me Elsa because of it 😭💕

[@morigaena333]

That’s literally so awesome

[@t2jhkt3b8adb5]

just letting you know I googled few times how to make my hair go white, I can't dye it since it's very thin but I wanted it white so bad lol

[@spunchs]

The fact his wiki page was actually locked because people kept editing it is hilarious

[@scarlett.str13]

14:30 why tf did danny spend $40 on a lamp from target

[@dracofirepants8758]

THE BEGGINGING OF THE SERIES- FOLLOW THE CAT

[@kaylasolomon9578]

i once had a dream i met drew at a restaurant and he invited my whole family over to his house and we hung out with him and amanda for a few hours, then as we were leaving i asked if there was any way we could meet danny and he said “danny lives next door, but he doesn’t like visitors” and as we passed the house next door, danny was glaring at us from around the door

[@michellel9739]

Well, he did say on several ocassions: "DON''T BE COMING TO MY HOUSE".

[@embop1266]

that is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever heard thanks

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

This sounds like something its set in the House Of Gold universe lmao

[@cheezdoodle96]

Holy shit, that's hilarious! I could totally see that as a bit in one of their vids!

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

This was such a nice, chill video. I feel like more and more of Danny's videos have been feeling like a nice chat with a friend, lately, but this one REALLY felt like that. It's a lovely, welcoming feeling. I don't know if anyone else has been experiencing that too

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this. ㅤ

[@CharisSamuel]

SAME it's so nice

[@justjam0138]

I think that's a sign of the start of a parasocial attachment.

[@GG-xcx9z]

@Cupcake Without The Icing I agree and it’s so relaxing and tbh just nice to sit with in the background especially when I’m having a breakdown over school work 😌

[@inyrui]

Yeah it's like a nice chat with a friend, except I say nothing while Danny talks for 20 minutes

[@libby9047]

the edit at 17:19 was actually really impressive

[@CJolieTV]

9:41 we got the Greg in the Greg!

[@tori-uc9hl]

I fall asleep to your videos a lot and sometimes they leak into my dreams in bizarre ways. The part of the Jeremy Renner video where you and drew yell "HES GOT AN APP?!!!!" has woken me up from a dead sleep at least 20 times

[@helenbrowne8143]

I do the same thing, after the house tour video I dreamed Danny lived down the road from me but he was being really secretive so fans couldn’t find him. It was such a long involved dream 😅

[@spongytrout7462]

Wait he’s got an app?

[@blkeggh111]

same. i wake up to the hard rock nick video every other night. last thing you wanna see when you wake up in a cold sweat is that guy staring at you.

[@jennamcfly]

lmao the jeremy renner video is my emotional support video i always stick it on to fall asleep

[@rachelbelgard4572]

The one that wakes me up is the Plan B video where Danny says WE JUST GOT TO BED

[@lovelyender]

hearing danny say "why are you so obssessed with me?" sent my mind STRAIGHT to regina george and now the idea of a mean girls production where danny, kurtis, and drew are regina, gretchen, and karen/the plastics is living in my mind rent free

[@heyits_joanna]

and y/n is cady. We need a wattpad about this

[@lovelyender]

@@heyits_joanna WHAT HAVE YOU DONE /lh

[@honeylavenderbakery]

i ... am not upset by this idea

[@lovelyender]

@@honeylavenderbakery 👀👀

[@maxwellsiIverhammer]

7:41 imagine the person who actually lives in that house just watching this 😭😭😭

[@reasongaming979]

I followed the cat for 3 and a half hours... I found an underground squirrel fighting ring. I was in the news...

[@LUFFY_Z0R0_LAW]

" How have I grown . Tell me, do I look as though I've aged" that line got me 😂😂😂.

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU You Missed this ㅤ

[@michellel9739]

Danny looking younger every video.

[@trans_ylvania8537]

danny's example of "too professional" being LED lights is sending me straight to hell (13:42)

[@snail-teeth]

it's so funny bc almost every small-time youtuber i've seen has them

[@theflyingegg3557]

I think he just means over the top like the people that led everything shy of their urethras and have a big ass led pc in the background. Also can I borrow a few bucks

[@skeleletonboi4533]

@@theflyingegg3557 bloke around the corner from me has LEDs on the *outside* of her house

[@theflyingegg3557]

@@skeleletonboi4533 hit her up and get her to change them mfs to red 😏

[@Raincally]

Funny that Drew does

[@2BeeOrNot2Bee]

The dark green sweater really brings out his eyes

[@t.h496]

the sleep quote post breakdown of each role was the most accurate thing ever

[@stormyrosebud2878]

Danny's grey hairs are actually really cool, I honestly thought he had just dyed his hair 🤷‍♀️

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear sti

[@tunafish5462]

@@AxxLAfriku bet.

[@valaya.3]

I thought it was just the lighting or the sun because my hair naturally lightens like that too due to the sun

[@poppystar960]

Wait it’s gray hairs!? I thought it was dye-

[@madieg]

my favourite danny vine will forever be the "DIE FOR EACH OTHER" one while he's singing along to demi lovato

[@venusbian]

hard agree!! either that or the one where he gets mail and its like "just this LETTER!!!" and its a big ol paper letter but he turns it around and a womans voice reads "jonathan i dont love you anymore"

[@altarred]

@@venusbian omg THAT ONE

[@kavitaupadhyay9586]

@@venusbian I love that so muchhhhh

[@skate_fast_eat_trash9430]

THAT WAS HIM?????

[@NylaTheWolf]

WAIT HE DID THAT VINE?!

[@I_dont_know555]

17:26 I walked outside and Saw a cat I followed behind the cat and the cat walked inside my home he screamed at the fridge for a bit before getting some milk and taking a nap This is my cat I have no clue what do you want me to do with this information. do you want to go take a nap and drink some milk?

[@carteo7008]

8:27 someone could convince me that this is a pic of danny's younger self oh my god

[@garblesnarps]

Danny: Ayo posture check! Me and the other 90% of people lying in bed: Ah yes, posture.

[@Vexarax]

I can confirm I'm lying in bed even though it's 1.30pm in the afternoon lol

[@Alex-lk6rn]

@@Vexarax I can confirm I'm lying in bed even though it's 1:50 at night haha And yes: my posture is shit rn thanks for asking

[@Vexarax]

@@Alex-lk6rn it’s a year since I made my comment and I’m not in bed anymore.. I am sitting in a very old reclining chair that’s almost fully reclined 😅 it’s 5.50pm and I’m wondering what I’m doing with my life lol My posture is also shit but it’s not too noticeable when fully reclined, heh

[@Alex-lk6rn]

@@Vexarax Haha nice. And yeah, whats a day without having a teeny tiny mega midlife crisis?

[@dropfish3109]

@@Alex-lk6rn I am literally lying on the floor.

[@THFC23]

“I’m living in ur head rent free in ur sleep” is probably the coolest thing he’s ever said

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

I read this comment a quarter of a second before he said it in the video

[@idreamed_adream]

And it's so true. Funny how he talked about that the day after I dreamt about him too😅

[@ia490]

That could be lyrics for a song damn

[@01claudLO]

i followed the cat and now im at the food bowl

[@sheridan7475]

Danny saying “idk what style fits me dude” 🥺🥺

[@Localmuslimgirl]

THE WAY HE SAID GLOUCESTER HAS ME SCREAMING

[@buttheadfungus3562]

i wonder where locuster is (: sounds pretty (:

[@jettplane5629]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@brookedovale]

RIGHT I WAS DYING

[@sdrawkcabemdaer5]

A little piece of my soul died at that 😂😂

[@ekekekekk]

glow-custer 🙃

[@judithsowhat]

I love how Danny can sit there and talk about photos and comments that make him look any kind of way. But in the moment someone makes kind of a thirst trap video his reaction is instant humor and dancing, because he can’t handle it. It’s so precious. Protect this man at all costs please.

[@leskiharn9597]

I’m majorly cracking up at what his face looks like before he starts dancing 😂

[@seobiniz]

1:00 I didn’t see the chair beside him so I just thought he was standing like that 💀

[@Emihasdreamstoo]

4:30 SAMEEEE. I loved wearing masks in public (we don't have to anymore here where I live), because I seriously look super tired, bored, and annoyed when I'm not talking to people and just for example while reading a book which I enjoy and it makes me comfortable. My relaxed face just looks like that

[@Shizuzuka]

I love how Danny really is just a regular guy with good humor that got famous. His still relatable even if he has a million+ subs

[@xcelestialsongx]

He actually has over 5 million subscribers on his other channel!