someone edited my wikipedia page

[@hannahpugh628]

The person who broke down who would say the sleep is for the weak thing FREAKING nailed it. Honestly perfect.

[@charutiwari5077]

Kurtis one is so perfect 😌

[@handleerror]

I freaking cried lmaooo

[@aquso]

How does this have 2,000 likes yet 2 replies

[@zagrfox1152]

@@aquso 4 comments now

[@aquso]

@@zagrfox1152 still, that's surprising

[@username-mk4qv]

You guys Danny isn’t aging, he’s just upping his ice powers game.

[@evanscornerontheinternet4571]

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

[@Merilynnminna]

ryan needs to take some lessons from danny

[@ellielovegood6307]

Exactly

[@agentmothman]

naw he was playin with elsa

[@dankygongalis9386]

LMAOO

[@McBaller96]

Danny is so naturally funny, im so glad he’s leaning into the unscripted stuff

[@idkbrah473]

and a bit goofy?

[@bennie3591]

@@idkbrah473 and a bit wacky

[@emma48586]

@@bennie3591 a wee bit comical

[@sillaybillay]

@@emma48586 a tad bit silly

[@-rarefied-8280]

Just this video is missing some Lacroix

[@TheMsmaddy100]

“I just use whatever shampoo Laura buys” literally the most husband answer I’ve ever heard 😂

[@BeanArmyLeader]

Haha 🤣

[@kizface3918]

The fact Laura and Danny have matching Christmas jammies makes me want to die but in a good way.

[@soggyboy2316]

Hahahahahahhahahahahah yes bro ikr lol so cool 😎

[@mynamesnotrick6907]

Lmao my fiancé convinced me to have matching Christmas jammies with her and our 2 year old daughter for our family Christmas. Cutest thing but I can't say I wasn't feeling a tad embarrassed lol

[@queenqm]

_"Cry, but like in a cool way"_ _~Someone with green eyes, and curly brown hair_

[@madcracker8077]

@@queenqm “die but in a good way” or they could get some help

[@aquso]

@@madcracker8077 yes.

[@ILoveLamp_1995]

With Danny's grey hair taking over his head and still looking young, he's gonna end up like the guy from the KFC romance movie

[@maleineperle1770]

I don't know the reference, that seems lowkey scary

[@_W3ird0_]

LMAO- fr tho

[@nikeblazerwearer]

@@maleineperle1770 mario lopez rn 🧍‍♀️

[@tunafish5462]

@@maleineperle1770 trust me.... it is terrifying.

[@MijntjeSofie]

LMAO

[@srtvllkrj]

Danny referencing to 2016 as "six years ago" is making me die inside

[@soicybunny]

lmao right

[@BadWolfSilence]

Good to know it’s not just me

[@frostyskeletons8950]

I stared at the wall for a good while after he said that

[@rivercat26]

Lmao me too, but for separate reasons I think. I'm an adult now (18) and in 2016 I was in 6th grade. Feels like so much longer than that

[@wawaicedcoffee]

I graduated from high school in 2016 and 6 years ago simultaneously feels like forever ago and yesterday

[@AOTlover1015]

I actually really like his hair. The mix of the gray in there makes his hair look even more smooth and healthy. Also I loveee the color

[@ross9944]

the way his hair is always styled and it like waves to the right of his head just makes it look like a wave of extra texture. it looks great.

[@chlochlo217]

literally his hair is perfect

[@spimuru5040]

yeah he looks like a really young pokemon professor.

[@startaru]

@@spimuru5040 omg this is the greatest best comment

[@JJbafreak]

as a 15 year old person who was always insecure to be born with grey hair, this was super comforting to see danny truly embrace the fact that he has grey hair

[@shineinstars]

grey hair is cool as hell tbh

[@kroolan974]

Wait, like you were born with all grey hair? Or born with some grey hairs? Cuz either one is hella cool bro

[@SM-yz4hi]

having gray streaks at 15 is very much main character energy. Like idk i cant picture a young person with gray hair who doesn’t look badass

[@rattian1976]

When I was a kid I always thought that the kids with grey or white hair were SO cool. Kids are horrible to everyone, but just letting you know that I personally always thought it was awesome.

[@ashyy1584]

Grey hair are cool as hell, I hope you will grow out of your insecurity

[@ninasrensen1788]

I had a dream about danny once where he and i were eating his own new brand of biscuits, very good oatmeal biscuits, and then he pulled out a bag filled with the failed test batch of biscuits and he started eating them but they were so dry they made him cough and everytime he coughed a dust of biscuit shot out of his mouth but he kept shoving them in his face and coughing up more and more biscuit dust

[@brutus3631]

yeah he'd do that

[@sarahbarabe8470]

If you told me this was a skit from a video I just happened to miss I'd believe you

[@drunkhyena]

Okay that really cracked me up lol thanks for that mental image

[@tierneyhewitt879]

this made me laugh so hard thank you

[@samantha521]

LMAO

[@mellowhamster]

Danny always having grey streaks just proves that he was the original e-girl

[@xcelestialsongx]

We need some TikToks of him biting his bottom lip and glaring at the camera while running his hand through his hair ASAP. It's just the natural next step.

[@T_Lewis]

The Pre-girl.

[@bubblegumbunny]

As a Brit, that pronunciation of "Gloucester" physically ripped my soul from my body

[@takarah964]

DUDE AS SOMEONE FROM GLOS I WAS DYING

[@lysime]

As a French, it made me itch

[@haleybee8938]

me but as someone from gloucester mass

[@ella.r]

@@haleybee8938 i'm also from mass and the pronunciation killed me

[@The_big_prooooo]

Same

[@heath1012]

danny calling 2016 “six years ago” absolutely haunts me

[@Diamondgamervideos]

It was like a jumpscare

[@nkr8851]

i though i was turning insane when i heard that

[@nabilayasmine3319]

fr though I just had to pause the video a bit and see my calendar because what the hell 😭

[@jongininikim5219]

a couple days ago my coworker was like "you've been working here for 6 years now, haven't you?" and i was like "no lol" before i realized that 2016 was fucking 6 years ago wth

[@HaileyCagleBagel]

we're closer to 2026 than 2016 😭

[@milaclarke7904]

Every single one of Danny’s videos is like a catch-up with your grandpa, it’s very nice and wholesome, but your granddad is also borderline senile so he goes on the weirdest tangents.

[@kissadunham9461]

Cant relate. My grandpa would try and sniff me or something 🥰

[@milaclarke7904]

Danny in the next video: “hey Greg, just wanted to check if any of you are being stinky little boys” (sharply inhales at camera) “nope no stinky boys here, because when your Greg you smell like baby wipes”

[@rehnaanliker5931]

@@kissadunham9461 yo Bidens ur Grampy

[@ezrac9578]

😂

[@kissadunham9461]

@@rehnaanliker5931 if he wasn’t so conservative I might think so. However, My grandpa is also a very sleepy and incoherent man

[@uhohspaghettios2391]

People freaking out about Danny's grey hair is hilarious to me. I'm a year older than him, but I got my first grey hair at 17. I really wanted to dye my hair grey when I was in college, but at the time, it wasn't a thing and I would've had to just reapply temporary hair dye every day. Honestly, if COVID cases ever die down in my area, I might call my stylist and book an appointment for it.

[@konstance13]

Yeah, I'm the same age and I started greying a few years ago. Idk if it's from celebrities refusing to age or how common hair dye is, but a lot of people underestimate how early grey hair can appear.

[@bandk1d_]

Yeah I wasn’t freaking out about his grey hair and I actually like it sooo…

[@yeeterskeeter]

I'm 15 and I have so many grey hair too 💀

[@samg2643]

Yeah I’m younger than him and I’ve already got a crap ton of grey hair

[@rambasil]

Two bots only 70 likes. That’s gotta be a new record

[@jakemiller2507]

I once binged almost nothing but Danny Gonzalez videos for like 2-3 full days and on one of those nights, one of the dreams I had was literally structured like one of his videos. Like I would do something in the dream and then there would be a cutaway where he talked about it.

[@hannalowercase5928]

that's amazing tho

[@Pigeonfish_]

That’s beautiful

[@bbs.5157]

The name "Donny Gorgonzola" had me dying laughing on the floor: I don't know why that was so funny, maybe I need to sleep

[@josheaster1547]

i'm pretty sure he came up with that in an older video

[@arc.the.sharky]

for me it was when he slid in to introduce the sponsor and was so tense for the first few seconds and then he leaned back and said “America’s number one meal kit.” don’t know why, but that GOT me.

[@vydave]

@@josheaster1547 that was Diggy Gorgonzola right? I've never seen Donny before.

[@aven7580]

@@josheaster1547 ratatoing i think

[@Scriblyn]

Enjoy your rest

[@niccvier]

I'm so glad Danny isn't self conscious about his grey hair, it makes him look even better, adds this spice to his style

[@kzatx5350]

I don’t know why, but I misread this at first and I thought you said “spice to his slice”😂

[@niccvier]

@@kzatx5350 that would be a very Danny thing to say actually

[@nica7747]

Where is grey hair on his head bro

[@royalblanket]

@@nica7747 Literally the whole thing is frosty

[@sailorboluda4966]

tbh it looks rlly cool

[@Dom-mo2jd]

Honestly it's really nice to see someone else with gray hair and not trying to hide it. I'm 24 with a hefty amount of gray hair due to genetics (my grandma had a full head of gray hair by the time she was 30) and I've been really self conscious about it. Props to you Danny, keep rocking that hair!

[@XsaviXander]

I think it's cool!

[@sentionaut6270]

my moms in her 60s and i have no clue the actual color of her hair. she has always colored it blonde. always.

[@DANNYダニー]

Nothin but bots amirite

[@romitsu968]

Lord Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life: No one comes to the Father, except through Him.

[@samnkayjay]

@@romitsu968 niice

[@gh0stpuppi333]

8:00 sobbing bc I have these pajamas and now I’m gonna match with Danny AND Laura

[@gh0stpuppi333]

@colour3172 DELIGHTFUL

[@Editing_4LIFE]

I have them too 😭😭

[@stoplight2669]

Most people dealing with creepy fans: “guys, you need to stop. I’m uncomfortable dealing with this” Danny: “does anybody know what shampoo… Danny puts in his hair”

[@gianna526]

@slida emif I think most people prefer the unscripted version of anyone. I don't think all of Danny's lines on his main channel are scripted, and it's all original to him, he just polishes it up a bit so it doesn't sound so awkward.

[@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519]

how is it creepy

[@stger44]

@@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 you probably do ask for what toilet paper a celebrity uses

[@randomstuffprod.]

​@@stger44 what do you mean? If someone has really nice hair I think it's appropriate to ask what products they use.

[@bobbiwib]

⁠@@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 it’s weird when it has that level of depersonalisation on KZbin, but tbf I have asked women in toilets what shampoo they use and they always seem flattered and it’s a nice little tension breaker when some girl you don’t know has reached over to the soup dispenser and elbowed you in the ribs! But in that situation you’re distilling the unwanted intimacy vibe, not increasing it

[@igaszamotulska2399]

Danny's really stepping up his sparkling water game right there, constantly evolving

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

As a German, I very much approve of this development 🙌🏻 sparkling water ftw!

[@AmbrynX]

Oh my god the replies 💀

[@rachelkim6134]

yeah, looks like he goes for horis over vertis

[@Coseepo]

Well he is a water sommelier now

[@graysonmclester9137]

Honestly "HE SAW ME" could work as Danny's thought too

[@DeadricDeadggory]

Him watching a thirst trap of himself and just vibing to the song is so Danny

[@whoisgianna1793]

i can confirm that danny does have serious rbf. i met him at disneyland in like 2017 and he looked like he would rather be dead while standing in line for the ferris wheel.

[@leviathxns]

This is so funny holy shit "Happiest place on earth" and this man looks like he was sent to hell

[@maeg1119]

Wait but the important thing is you SAW him?!?! I wish ☹️

[@whoisgianna1793]

@@leviathxns i don’t blame him tho. i was with a group of 12 year old girls, i wouldn’t be too enthused to meet us on vacation either lol

[@whoisgianna1793]

@@maeg1119 yeah we recognized him from vine and then i left to go to the bathroom and i came back and my friends were talking to him in line lol

[@maeg1119]

@@whoisgianna1793 wowowoowwwww! That’s so cool!

[@kevinarnold186]

I'm a total dad fan. My daughters have got the whole family watching your content. Keep up the great work!

[@marihelena6879]

This is so fucking cute

[@babahu15]

Hell yea

[@ccasey4143]

as they should ges

[@melodyyraiin]

🤟😸

[@bec3057]

We stan dad gregs

[@erinbailey7940]

Before I understood that grey hairs were something some people worried about, I complimented a friends mom bc her hair looked “like expensive marble” and she was so touched. So think of it like fancy marble!

[@jessicag821]

Damn. I'm keeping that one in mind. I call them my highlights but expensive marble is so much better

[@jelenalukic3678]

I think when people have grey strand that is a singh that they are carrying a gene for albinism

[@cheezdoodle96]

@@jelenalukic3678 Really? I've had one single, really long strand of white hair as long as I can remember. Used to be that I had a long, white eyelash that would reappear in the same spot however many times we cut it. Now it's in my beard.

[@Batsnang]

There are some youtubers, the way they say "HelloFresh" sounds like "hella fresh" and Danny is one of those people, makes me laugh every time

[@heatherduke7703]

I feel like it was intentional

[@hannahfaith4080]

the fact that danny reads tbf as "to be frank" just makes sense

[@ross9944]

i had to look up what tbf stood for after this because i thought it was "to be frank"

[@mewsic3063]

@@ross9944 wait is it "to be fair" then? im not sure

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

​@@mewsic3063 i think its either

[@DumPixels]

@@mewsic3063 THEY MEAN THE SAME THING, SO I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERS.

[@lillianwyckoff4022]

@@DumPixels WHY ARE WE YELLING

[@drpeppergurl]

i can't be the only one who honestly prefers unscripted danny to scripted danny. he just comes off so much more natural and funny imo

[@danigz]

Yea

[@briicksyy]

Fr

[@maleineperle1770]

I discovered unscripted Danny first, and I prefer this channel

[@aubergine1086]

yeah but it feels kinda sucky to say cause danny puts a lot of work into his scripted videos so if everyone just liked the ones that he does randomly i think that’ll make him feel bad but idrk also while typing this i accidentally typed kurtis instead of danny and i just wanted to point it out cause it proves they’re the same person /j

[@littlehaven7275]

This is one of those comments where the compliment is overshadowed by the insult. I'm always confused why people leave comments like this.

[@alphony_]

Guys Danny isn’t getting old, Elsa just struck him when he was a young child.

[@angelawright-swifte6247]

He’s the secret third sibling

[@toomuchofadeadman]

nah i think he tried the ice powers thing and it worked

[@globalcoverage5787]

Frozen is now like 9 years old, and even frozen 2 is almost 3 years old!

[@justaguywithahat3219]

@@toomuchofadeadman yeah he read the snow queen by hans christian andersen

[@geradeinfallslos1493]

He is literally 28 and everyone is calling him OLD? WHAT

[@TomPPowell]

As a british guy, hearing Gloucester (said like "Gloster") as Glowkester was so funny, literally never heard anybody do that

[@dogdog7883]

i don't even bother trying to say that word

[@Anna-cj7fi]

as a different english person it tore me to shreds

[@togepipokearts4504]

@@Anna-cj7fi thank you for clarifying you are not the same person

[@Felrohan]

Just get rid of the extra letters! Problem solved

[@tori-uc9hl]

I fall asleep to your videos a lot and sometimes they leak into my dreams in bizarre ways. The part of the Jeremy Renner video where you and drew yell "HES GOT AN APP?!!!!" has woken me up from a dead sleep at least 20 times

[@helenbrowne8143]

I do the same thing, after the house tour video I dreamed Danny lived down the road from me but he was being really secretive so fans couldn’t find him. It was such a long involved dream 😅

[@spongytrout7462]

Wait he’s got an app?

[@blkeggh111]

same. i wake up to the hard rock nick video every other night. last thing you wanna see when you wake up in a cold sweat is that guy staring at you.

[@jennamcfly]

lmao the jeremy renner video is my emotional support video i always stick it on to fall asleep

[@rachelbelgard4572]

The one that wakes me up is the Plan B video where Danny says WE JUST GOT TO BED

[@cloutlessmouse]

I fell asleep to a playlist and had a dream about Danny. When I woke up this video was playing and he was talking about how weird it is that people he's never met can dream about him.

[@ross9944]

that's freaky weird

[@_.z3r0x]

it was meant to be LMAO

[@bitchfucker6669]

that is ASBURD

[@iib.mp3]

Follow the cat.

[@JimFitcha]

danny creepzalez

[@MS-rs6od]

The “does anybody know… what shampoo Danny uses in his hair” made me laugh too hard lmao

[@SoNicBoi08]

Danny: "I don't want the background being too distracting because they won't be looking at me" Also me: looking at the background anyways

[@chantelvenessa]

I'm a mum-fan. My daughter used to watch you and we'd laugh together, she's since moved on to watch nothing but Rupaul drag race videos, but I still enjoy your videos 😂

[@meghaha8966]

When you said mum fan I thought you were just saying you were a big fan of mothers in general hahaha

[@chantelvenessa]

@@meghaha8966 😂 nutta

[@laceOlivia]

I’m a mom but my kid has two moms so I may count as a dad fan?

[@Bowblaxian_Tricknology]

@@laceOlivia I wanna be your brother I wanna be your mother and your sister, too

[@Aidan_OSullivan]

@@Bowblaxian_Tricknology bruh what

[@kaylasolomon9578]

i once had a dream i met drew at a restaurant and he invited my whole family over to his house and we hung out with him and amanda for a few hours, then as we were leaving i asked if there was any way we could meet danny and he said “danny lives next door, but he doesn’t like visitors” and as we passed the house next door, danny was glaring at us from around the door

[@michellel9739]

Well, he did say on several ocassions: "DON''T BE COMING TO MY HOUSE".

[@embop1266]

that is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever heard thanks

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

This sounds like something its set in the House Of Gold universe lmao

[@cheezdoodle96]

Holy shit, that's hilarious! I could totally see that as a bit in one of their vids!

[@CharisSamuel]

I love how someone made an edit of Danny and instead of commenting on it, he just starts dancing and singing about a person's quest for his shampoo lmao

[@ttayber7245]

this comment makes absolutely no sense before watching the video which only makes me have to watch it more

[@ttayber7245]

I finished the video I get it now

[@oliveraddison6143]

was looking for this comment lmao i love how instead of cringing he just goes with the flow

[@pupperkatp5211]

Danny the grey hairs honestly look really good 😭 they’re right they just look like highlights

[@itsprettydarkout]

i once had a dream where me and my friends were at a party and kurtis gave me a stick and poke of a fish and then danny asked me a math question. it was quite the experience.

[@casperwashere]

that was a prophecy

[@biged8329]

Fishy fishy fish, makin’ it sticky

[@sarah.1230]

but did you get the math question right though

[@lilybug3693]

The pregnancy pact movie is insane and now I absolutely need Danny to rip it to shreds

[@frostyskeletons8950]

This unlocked a memory. That movie was WILD and didn’t they claim it was based on a true story or something?

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

not sure if the fact that it's inspired by a potentially true story makes it even more or less wild

[@lilybug3693]

@@frostyskeletons8950 I think that there was a group of teens from one high school in real life that all got pregnant like in the movie. If I remember correctly everyone assumed it was a pregnancy pact and the town made it seem like that but one of the girls came out years later and was just like “yeah no I just got pregnant” So, who knows. There’s an interview on KZbin somewhere

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

If you catch Danny out in public he is frequently ripping pregnant young women to shreds if that's your kind of thing.

[@inyrui]

@@lilybug3693 you're correct, it wasn't actually a pact they just happened to get pregnant at the same time lol

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

This was such a nice, chill video. I feel like more and more of Danny's videos have been feeling like a nice chat with a friend, lately, but this one REALLY felt like that. It's a lovely, welcoming feeling. I don't know if anyone else has been experiencing that too

[@CharisSamuel]

SAME it's so nice

[@justjam0138]

I think that's a sign of the start of a parasocial attachment.

[@GG-xcx9z]

@Cupcake Without The Icing I agree and it’s so relaxing and tbh just nice to sit with in the background especially when I’m having a breakdown over school work 😌

[@inyrui]

Yeah it's like a nice chat with a friend, except I say nothing while Danny talks for 20 minutes

[@valaya.3]

@@justjam0138 the start? Baby I've been parasocially attached

[@kellabdjfoo]

laura and danny having matching christmas jammies is wholesome asf

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

I read your comment the EXACT second he mentioned them, crazy

[@dionemartins0212]

8:40 As soon as Danny started reading it I was like "No, that's Kurtis, 100%" Glad he also agreed LMAO

[@krstnamvong]

But I feel like Danny has said those words in a different video though lol 😅

[@juliahock5549]

same lmao

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

True, I swear I heard Kurtis voice in my head reading that lmao

[@jessmaree2043]

C.

[@camilaaguilar6447]

@birds i think Drew would say the 2nd line not the first lol

[@LUFFY_Z0R0_LAW]

" How have I grown . Tell me, do I look as though I've aged" that line got me 😂😂😂.

[@michellel9739]

Danny looking younger every video.

[@SabrinaZ99]

Danny retaining a very youthful face and full head of hair while it turns grey is giving me big Link Neal vibes, and I’m here for it

[@ro3658]

so true! tbh he would make a great guest on gmm

[@MsSheerAwesomeness]

They would get along so well too haha

[@hahafunny1317]

omg yes!! that's exactly what i thought lol

[@amnoirgg8563]

It’s nice how he acknowledges his fans, while also pointing out how freakin weird we all are 😹😿

[@atu33_94]

as someone who's turning 16 and half my hair is literally white (genetics and stress is a scary thing) Danny being confident about his hair makes me feel better haha

[@samberg141]

Thats fucking awesome

[@reyelkhaert]

I promise that's super sick and you should embrace it

[@atu33_94]

@@samberg141 Yeah! I started loving my hair more when my little cousin started to call me Elsa because of it 😭💕

[@morgaena3313]

That’s literally so awesome

[@keyadraws]

just letting you know I googled few times how to make my hair go white, I can't dye it since it's very thin but I wanted it white so bad lol

[@spunchs]

The fact his wiki page was actually locked because people kept editing it is hilarious

[@judithsowhat]

I love how Danny can sit there and talk about photos and comments that make him look any kind of way. But in the moment someone makes kind of a thirst trap video his reaction is instant humor and dancing, because he can’t handle it. It’s so precious. Protect this man at all costs please.

[@leskiharn9597]

I’m majorly cracking up at what his face looks like before he starts dancing 😂

[@Whistlingrover7]

Intrigued, I looked up the plot of the pregnancy pact to see what made Danny say it was crazy explicit, and it’s nothing that you wouldn’t expect from a movie about a bunch of women getting pregnant? The only thing I can think of that would freak him out like that was the phrase “vaginal tearing”

[@xXAcidBathXx]

KZbin is a bitch, they would definitely demonetize the video for that :/

[@weirdworldsiena]

To be fair one of them got pregnant by a teacher at 16

[@littlebee931]

Actually, Danny's Wikipedia page was LOCKED since so many people were editing it after the last Reddit video.

[@DespOIcito]

peak of his career

[@jared8002]

The way Danny is holding that glass with his ring on makes him look like a cozy househusband

[@sillybilly9966]

danny’s hair is so gorgeous. i thought it was dyed/the lighting in the last video but it’s seriously such a look for him. plus i really enjoy the unscripted videos on this channel

[@MariaKiran1]

Same, I can't believe that's his natural hair color, it's so so beautiful.

[@dogdog7883]

9:14 Hold on... he sounds just like kurtis on the last one it's INSANE

[@lovelyender]

hearing danny say "why are you so obssessed with me?" sent my mind STRAIGHT to regina george and now the idea of a mean girls production where danny, kurtis, and drew are regina, gretchen, and karen/the plastics is living in my mind rent free

[@heyits_joanna]

and y/n is cady. We need a wattpad about this

[@lovelyender]

@@heyits_joanna WHAT HAVE YOU DONE /lh

[@honeylavenderbakery]

i ... am not upset by this idea

[@lovelyender]

@@honeylavenderbakery 👀👀

[@madieg]

my favourite danny vine will forever be the "DIE FOR EACH OTHER" one while he's singing along to demi lovato

[@venusbian]

hard agree!! either that or the one where he gets mail and its like "just this LETTER!!!" and its a big ol paper letter but he turns it around and a womans voice reads "jonathan i dont love you anymore"

[@altarred]

@@venusbian omg THAT ONE

[@kavitaupadhyay9586]

@@venusbian I love that so muchhhhh

[@skate_fast_eat_trash9430]

THAT WAS HIM?????

[@NylaTheWolf]

WAIT HE DID THAT VINE?!

[@kaliyahanderson]

Did anyone else see when Danny became the nutcracker? He thought we wouldn't notice but we did

[@thatguy3903]

When

[@charityhopkins7977]

@@thatguy3903 yeah when

[@KingOfGaymes]

Time stamp you coward

[@roisinrosheenrose]

@@thatguy3903 12:42

[@rachelkim6134]

@@roisinrosheenrose thanks for this, legit didn't notice lmao

[@valentine-s5x]

danny: we're not going to be talking about adult topics anymore also danny: 10:27

[@trans_ylvania8537]

danny's example of "too professional" being LED lights is sending me straight to hell (13:42)

[@snail-teeth]

it's so funny bc almost every small-time youtuber i've seen has them

[@theflyingegg3557]

I think he just means over the top like the people that led everything shy of their urethras and have a big ass led pc in the background. Also can I borrow a few bucks

[@skeleletonboi4533]

@@theflyingegg3557 bloke around the corner from me has LEDs on the *outside* of her house

[@theflyingegg3557]

@@skeleletonboi4533 hit her up and get her to change them mfs to red 😏

[@Raincally]

Funny that Drew does

[@MiMimUta]

I love how Danny really is just a regular guy with good humor that got famous. His still relatable even if he has a million+ subs

[@xcelestialsongx]

He actually has over 5 million subscribers on his other channel!

[@Nat-l7e]

My entire reality was shattered after Danny pointed out that it wasn't even a nutcracker

[@keyadraws]

I was surprised too even though we've already seen that it's a lamp 😂

[@Amitlu]

@@keyadraws Its clearly Danny in disguise. Dont trust his lies!

[@eduarda2534]

It's good to see someone who doesn't have a problem with aging, I saw a tiktok of a girl saying something like "me trying to hide my forehead wrinkles because I'm old" (she was 24) and that bothered me because I always had forehead wrinkles and I'm not even 20 yet

[@sliceysliceofapancake]

The drawing of Peanut and Danny’s reaction to it was so sweet and wholesome I wanna cry

[@kaliaatwell6285]

Danny: "Follow the cat and you will find me." My cat: Walking into the litterbox. Please do not disturb my cat while she's pooping, Danny. She needs privacy.

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Very funny comment

[@alexkitty149]

He is the poop. He wants you to witness him being birthed as a turd

[@whatisasandwich]

he's in the litterbox.

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

The white streak thing is called 'poliosis.' I learned about it the other day, it's a genetic condition and is a decreased level or complete lack of melanin in the roots of affected hairs. don't know if this is the case, but after you mentioned your dad having it, it seems like a possibility.

[@elfiot]

I think that appears at birth. Normal fading of hair color happens when the dna inside hair cells starts to become distorted due to being a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy. It’s weird that his hair cells are starting to lose the coloring instructions but his skin cells are totally nailing it tho.

[@anythingelse3677]

It looks cool either way

[@ross9944]

idk but it genuinely looks sick i love it

[@rachelcookie321]

@@elfiot you can actually acquire it later in life too. It’s often caused by eye diseases. That could be the case for Danny’s dad.

[@theflyingegg3557]

I actually like the cozy vibe to his office. It’s more relatable and feels like my homie came over to hang out and talk

[@stormyrosebud2878]

Danny's grey hairs are actually really cool, I honestly thought he had just dyed his hair 🤷‍♀️

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear sti

[@tunafish5462]

@@AxxLAfriku bet.

[@valaya.3]

I thought it was just the lighting or the sun because my hair naturally lightens like that too due to the sun

[@poppystar960]

Wait it’s gray hairs!? I thought it was dye-

[@loganmiller7827]

Those people being like "Danny's so young and he has gray hair?" Made me wonder what they would think of me having had gray hair since I was 13

[@adeer87]

Little old man baby haha Grey hair is cool though

[@morgaena3313]

I wonder if I’ll ever have grey or white hair because my grandma is like 68 and her hair is naturally blond with like no white hair I want white hair it’s so cool

[@aarondavis8943]

Yeah my beard has been grey since I was 6. Everyone teased me about it.

[@loganmiller7827]

@@aarondavis8943 I was never teased about it, I would just constantly get asked like "Woah! Have you ever noticed you have this like, gray streak in your hair?" And I'd just be like yeah it's been there since I was 13

[@The_big_prooooo]

Even if mine goes white I’m dying it purple soon

[@Localmuslimgirl]

THE WAY HE SAID GLOUCESTER HAS ME SCREAMING

[@buttheadfungus3562]

i wonder where locuster is (: sounds pretty (:

[@jettplane5629]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@brookedovale]

RIGHT I WAS DYING

[@sdrawkcabemdaer5]

A little piece of my soul died at that 😂😂

[@ekekekekk]

glow-custer 🙃

[@ssneeze]

11:49 two years late but that’s the shovel you slept with in your single player minecraft workd

[@lugoorstar]

I can't believe that Danny got genetic highlights. Good for him, it looks so good.

[@alyssalynn7026]

Danny is like my comfort channel. His videos are always funny and laidback. I’m always excited when he uploads.

[@screamsformemes]

This is really sweet 🥺

[@irishalchemy]

I really enjoyed Danny desperately begging us to believe that we would definitely notice the difference between him and a Little Drummer Boy 😂

[@Zabe_B]

i think he might have misunderstood what op was envisioning lol. if he just edited himself in, shrunk to the same size, standing in exactly the same pose, wearing a costume, and blurred to blend with the bg... i don't know that people WOULD notice.

[@sourdough6653]

@@Zabe_B yeah but when has Danny ever been able to trick us?

[@ImZzacc]

11:49 its because the 2nd time u streamed you slept with ur shovel and said it was your most prized posession

[@tychedoesshitnstuff1343]

Danny: woah this is from 2016 me: haha yeah Danny: I can’t believe it was 6 years ago me: what the fuck

[@tychedoesshitnstuff1343]

@@GrunesGemuse thank you for your service

[@nxpy6684]

Here's my reply too, good sir

[@samnkayjay]

I agree. No one asked for that kinda math

[@SupaidaFan]

Getting read of sex bots and spammers

[@sarahmcdonnell7705]

2016 is still 4 years ago to me idc idc

[@emmaleeg.5823]

Reddit: “something went wrong. Just don’t panic.” Danny: *panicking*

[@yeahok8259]

I’m so glad that he shows it line by line for Wikipedia pages because my ADHD would have me wandering all over it and losing focus

[@M3owww_]

3:51 Danny's scumbag, Steve era 😍🥰😘🤩

[@jjongsby]

Steve era 😍

[@MsDancealot]

Honestly I like the second channel more than the first channel cause I feel Danny feels free to just be himself and not have to create a script and just do things he really wants to do without having to worry KZbin won't screw him over. You go Danny!

[@kaytay238]

Your hair looks better than ever in my opinion , the peppered look fits you well

[@1o733]

Same,, I think longer hair suits danny too

[@Ceciel_]

FR IT LOOKS SO COOL ON HIM

[@JustASweatP]

That sparkling water is so wacky and weird I cant believe the sparkling water!

[@JustASweatP]

@Tiyaa"💖 Shaddup bot

[@JustASweatP]

@I JUST NEED 285 SUBS you dont need subs or deserve them

[@JustASweatP]

everyone if you see this report the bots so they go bye

[@stormyrosebud2878]

@@JustASweatP I've been reporting every bot I see, hopefully it'll be annoying enough for KZbin to actually do something

[@JustASweatP]

@@stormyrosebud2878 same here!

[@abillionzebras]

16:17 this reminds me of the "Find Satoshi" arg where there was a photo of a man with japansese text on the side saying "find me". It took 14 years to solve this and the text "Find Me" on this photo reminds me of that. Perhaps this person watched a video on it and it happened to be in their dreams but with Danny instead.

[@cassandraprager8301]

Hearing people try to pronounce the names of Massachusetts towns phonetically is always a treat. And also always incorrect.

[@aliescobar8025]

Hahaha I was looking for this comment! As a Rhode Island/Massachusetts native, hearing people butcher the names always makes me laugh

[@mebeBrianna]

Honestly I love the comp videos of people just saying towns wrong

[@blackparademistress1]

Gloucester is originally from the UK, so is Worcester and a bunch of other places. Australia is the same.

[@potatoluna3389]

Bruh I deadass can't even pronounce the damn state name 💀

[@music9521]

It's the same in Wisconsin

[@iriskessler6825]

the fan art that was “all fucked up” is honestly fire i would wear that on merch way more than any current merch he has it IS charming

[@bellabell9677]

You sond like the creator of this fd up art and your trying to promote by saying his merch is trash and would look better with that art

[@missbraindamage]

Yeah it would be great merch tbf

[@iriskessler6825]

@@bellabell9677 i appreciate the compliments unfortunately no I just hate this current merch

[@iriskessler6825]

@@hannahsmith609 imagine

[@THFC23]

“I’m living in ur head rent free in ur sleep” is probably the coolest thing he’s ever said

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

I read this comment a quarter of a second before he said it in the video

[@ia490]

That could be lyrics for a song damn

[@JimFitcha]

"that looks sick dude its all FUCKED UP" 😭😭

[@Georgia.is.Artistic]

I bet the non specific sparkling water is actually lacroix, and Danny is just refusing to utter the name anymore until he gets sponsored

[@nicomoist5336]

Ah, he's pulling a Markiplier/Jacksepticeye! Hope he doesn't get rejected like Takis did to Markiplier ;-;

[@heyits_joanna]

Makes sense lol

[@person954]

Danny needs to get a sodastream and make his own sparkling water

[@attiethetitan]

bitch yess he could even flavour it if unflavoured didnt hit the same way la croix did

[@pip00]

Danny has brainwashed us to think of him every Christmas season. November through December Danny should release some banger videos or a song to go along with the mental manipulation

[@goatgiraffe6942]

12:35 it would be really funny if danny edited himself into the corner at this part

[@MegaMonkeVr]

He did

[@xanderguyer7512]

Btw, Danny, an ARG is an alternate reality game. It's a broad category for these internet stories that involve audience participation and puzzle solving to progress the story, usually horror-themed. Cicada 3301 was a huge and complex one. There are whole channels that cover it! (Like Night Mind)

[@malachyte_art]

It is honestly unfair how good your gray hair is looking. The way it's positioned looks really sleek and intentional, I can see why people think it's highlights! You're gonna be one of those lucky people that age gracefully, like a Picard or something.

[@kallemattila5870]

I’m now imagining Danny as a Starfleet captain and the idea is pretty hilarious

[@bejoyasmr8052]

I actually love how homie your room is Danny. Hope you keep it chill when you change it up

[@sethesteem]

homely

[@bejoyasmr8052]

@@sethesteem whatev's

[@JimFitcha]

"posture check" should be in an out of context danny compilation

[@garblesnarps]

Danny: Ayo posture check! Me and the other 90% of people lying in bed: Ah yes, posture.

[@Vexarax]

I can confirm I'm lying in bed even though it's 1.30pm in the afternoon lol

[@Alex-lk6rn]

@@Vexarax I can confirm I'm lying in bed even though it's 1:50 at night haha And yes: my posture is shit rn thanks for asking

[@Vexarax]

@@Alex-lk6rn it’s a year since I made my comment and I’m not in bed anymore.. I am sitting in a very old reclining chair that’s almost fully reclined 😅 it’s 5.50pm and I’m wondering what I’m doing with my life lol My posture is also shit but it’s not too noticeable when fully reclined, heh

[@Alex-lk6rn]

@@Vexarax Haha nice. And yeah, whats a day without having a teeny tiny mega midlife crisis?

[@dropfish3109]

@@Alex-lk6rn I am literally lying on the floor.

[@Jefferflakes]

i loved that you included yourself looking for and not finding a picture of yourself. cool thanks what a wild ride

[@thestoryweaver]

Oddly enough, you and Drew were in my dream last night and you guys were trash talking my town. I was very confused when I woke up. 🤣

[@Bea-xl9rb]

Girl that’s not a dream it’s a premonition 😂

[@trisha404_]

10:33 looks like the way drew and danny were standing in the we are not the same person music video