Worst Games Ever #5 - Rogue Warrior

[@Frellyouall]

27:50 I'm currently 2 weeks into recovery from open heart surgery. This means that at this moment in time my sternum is broken. Laughing at this hurt like hell and I thought I was dying.

[@VenomBlade95]

Frellyouall WatchMojo might be the better option if laughing is the problem.

[@LakesideAmusementPro]

VenomBlade95 BURN!!!!

[@BouArmy]

VenomBlade95 Ooooooooh Savage!

[@epicninja156]

My father just had open heart so I get how rough it is, hope you're recovering well!

[@axemmela658]

VenomBlade95 Wasted

[@hazy33]

I used to own & run a video games shop and had a regular customer of a guy who must have been in his 70s with dyed black slick back hair. Anyway him and his wife used to come in most days and pick a game and chat for a bit, nice people. And Rogue Warrior was his favourite shooter. He must have bought it and traded it back in at least 7 times. Forget Halo, Gears, CoD, everything. Rogue Warrior was where it was at :-)

[@OozybuzzardGaming01]

hazy33 do you remember syphon filter ... That game consumed 12 year old me.

[@EMurph42]

I was the 42nd person to like this

[@hazy33]

@@OozybuzzardGaming01 I remember Siphon filter but never played it back in the day. Apologies for the er slight;y late reply.

[@hazy33]

@@EMurph42 Thanks. I often wonder what became of that couple, whether they're still with us.

[@blkcffee6904]

"[R. Kelly] How much further can that man fall? - Ben 2017

[@terrencenoran3233]

This isn't even the worst game. This, ironically, is the BEST game. If you're looking for Worst Game, I recommend the ever legendary "Ride to Hell: Retribution".

[@JohnHerbert-pk6yu]

the dry humping

[@terrencenoran3233]

How to solve an electric fence....according to Ride to Hell: Retribution Step 1: Go to a random gas station. Step 2: Murder the truckers to steal their oil tanker. Step 3: Drive the tanker to the dam while murdering the cops who are chasing you. Step 4: Park the tanker to block the cops. Step 5: Kill all of the employees at the dam. Step 6: Travel to the other side of the dam. Step 7: Shoot the tanker to create a domino explosion. Step 8: Escape as the generators blow up. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!

[@BJGvideos]

Terrence Noran Nah man. Look up Custer's Revenge. Sure it was playable but I guarantee you even Ride to Hell won't make you want to scrub off near as much of your skin.

[@aalamahmad25]

Terrence Noran you really missed what he said in the video

[@jedaaa]

You have NO IDEA how much i want to play Ride to Hell: Retribution!!!!!

[@GerritCoulter]

Looked it up. Miley's mom's name is Tish Cyrus. She's clearly got to be Fish Cyrus now.

[@janetalksreel]

Or Tish Walrus and have some sort of weird sea creature hybrid

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

We have Fish Walrus. Vidiots/TripleJump.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta A Walrish!

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

@@AlmightyPolarBear yes

[@DoomguardKino]

I came to whatculture, and subscribed, because of Adam Blampied, but I have to say, Ben and Peter are my favorite duo on their channels, they play off each other so well, and you can tell they're genuinely having a good time.

[@SpaceMissile]

they're over at TripleJump now, still doing great stuff.

[@CJJC]

“I came to whatculture, and subscribed, because of Adam Blampied” Scandal pending.

[@neverwhere3416]

@@CJJC scandal confirmed

[@xXzer0XD]

Same here idc Adam had a good voice

[@DoomguardKino]

@@xXzer0XD Actually, Adam is back! He returned about a year ago. Check out the channels PartsFunKnown and No Rolls Barred to see what he's up to these days!

[@jacobsteinberg7638]

You need to listen to the credits song in full. There's a verse that consists entirely of pain grunts.

[@ObiOaks]

This is the funniest WhatCulture video so far

[@gibbnasta]

Montel Okafor The first 5 minutes had me dying.

[@eugenepandik9752]

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[@jaredgreathouse3672]

Montel Okafor I was crying laughing man

[@mattball8622]

This is easily the best thing ever on this channel. Bravo, sirs, bravo.

[@kempo10]

Best two blokes at WhatCulture

[@marcherwitch9811]

i kinda love that a vet got paid for 'writing' this...makes me chuckle!

[@KingMuttley]

I like how Peter went for the Colin Furze outfit in those photos.

[@janetalksreel]

SPOILER ALERTSPOILER ALERTSPOILER ALERTP.S. I got her from Amazon (hence the reused box) and the outfit she's wearing is a replica of the Robin Thicke twerking thing.

[@ollyaldridge9395]

Incredible job :D

[@janetalksreel]

Thank you so much :)

[@skulldaisygimp]

That is absolutely amazing. I laughed so hard when Peter got her out of the box. This is the best channel.

[@janetalksreel]

Well aren't you sweet. Thank you :) When I sent her, I had no idea they were going to open her on camera until Peter tweeted me. I love this channel, especially this show

[@scalliano]

That is so wrong it's brilliant. Excellent job!

[@caiodacosta6951]

03:14 The gayest gay couple to have ever gayed in the history of gays. 10/10

[@seeminglyjess]

Peter is after my heart with that Savage Garden reference...lol

[@kayzero1211]

I probably could've been a lot better parent.

[@mikesanders8621]

I'm guessing you got your kid this game.

[@latentsymphony2746]

When you say "Let's War." I hear "Let's WAAAAGH!"

[@Darvinho9]

These are always some of the best WhatCulture videos. More of them, more often please! :D

[@TheNewms90]

I know this video is old af at this point but has anyone at whatculture or TripleJump (now) looked at Dick Marcinko's wikipedia page lately? This video is mentioned in the video game section about the guy lmao

[@jonathancarless8496]

I think this is the least accurate representation of real life combat ever made.

[@markernst7494]

Good to see a new episode! Been checking back every few days to see if there's a new one out. Would be awesome if you guys had a schedule for these! :)

[@sharksharky2997]

I love the 5'9 on a good day joke lmao

[@McFearless14]

I remember Funhaus playing this.

[@iamboomer7805]

"I probably could have been a lot better parent..."

[@ChokeHammer]

My name is Stephanie Olsen so that really freaked me out when he read out my name! XD I started second guessing myself XD

[@kaidenciongoli5780]

33:32 "Calm down woman" *slap* comedy gold tho

[@flikcbigg]

Weird...the guy in this game has the same name as Ben's replacement at TripleJump

[@SeekerGoldstone]

33:35 "that's how the vibrator was invented." "It was for women that needed to AAAAaaargh"

[@dylanpiazza6358]

this is the best series and best duo on youtube. literally cried laughing during this episode. havent laughed that much in years.

[@sebastianraphaelbiggs127]

this 40 minute video felt like 5 minutes best pairing on whatculture

[@toomuchcucumber3004]

This is the best series on the worst games

[@TheShmileyDawg]

I like how hulking Marcinko is in this game since he's actually around 5'7" in real life...

[@JnEricsonx]

Yeah, I love Richard Marcinko's books-I tried playing this game and gave up after about 20 minutes.

[@mamilosdobatman7668]

Guys, lookout for a game called Miner Ultra Adventures. It's a Brazilian game, my country and it's horrible, bad, ridiculous. U guys have to play. It's the worst I've ever seen.

[@Nighty93_]

Great content as always, your humour is what makes it. I really love this Series, its very highly entertaining. I know that it is a lot of editing but I would love to see you release more videos on this Series and more frequently.

[@yonderpeachtree]

this is fantastic, when they were watching the intro to the game it was like a game version of mystery science theater

[@calebcarlcrouch]

That is how night vision works. You stare directly into a light source: you get blinded.

[@theblackbaron4119]

37:50 eleven out of ten . Would knock boots to this tune.

[@brodybelcher3530]

The AK-74 is the 5.45 caliber version of the AK, it is an updated design from the earlier AK-47 and AKM. The AK-74M is the current issue weapon of the Russian military. As bad as this game is, they didn't have a copyright or licensing issue of the gun, it's simply a variant of the AK.

[@Gripen1974]

Isn't this in north Korea so shouldn't they use type 68 and type 88 rifles which is knock of of the Russian versions of AKM and AK74

[@rmcgowa1987]

I have been told the AK - 47 is still better the more modern versions are mass produced meaning they aren't as reliable

[@brodybelcher3530]

Gripen1974 You're correct. Those are the North Korean variants in use, although I could see why they would still call it a vanilla AK-74 for the sake of simplicity and familiarity

[@brodybelcher3530]

rmcgowa1987 In my opinion, the AK platform reach its peak with the AKM, which was a mass produced variant. This mass production from less industrial nations does potentially lead to varying quality between rifles of different origins, so your point is still valid.

[@galacticreggie]

This game seems like a guy at a bar telling a bullshit tall tale about how badass he is, the kind of guy who wears camo on the gun range, that kind of crap.

[@TheGaluMoD]

Clearly this game was good enough to be released but the actual Prey 2 wasn't. THANKS BETHESDA

[@bananamilk1987]

I need those family photos as my rotating background...

[@janetalksreel]

When you get a mention at the beginning of a SG4W video and it's the best thing ever!!! Except for the next episode where my game is up! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@theonlyguyman]

Those photos are just beautiful!

[@Matt-md5yt]

this made my day better. thanks Mates. I go thrift store shopping for games for my Ps2 I could grab some games that are known turds for you guys since I love this series and you two crack me up.

[@Tautolonaut]

An absolute joy to watch.

[@kailamarie9996]

Watching Watchculture is one of my favorite things to do during my lunch break at work 😛 i love this channel!

[@ldiego08]

Simple Kaila look up “Vidiots”. Is their new channel. :)

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

This is the greatest episode of Worst Games Ever, right?

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

It's not only the introduction of Demo Dick and Steven Seagull, but I think it's the first mention of "hot and fresh" science facts and the first unofficial Post Some Tat episode.

[@Thomaz0r]

Kinda weird that Dick wrote a game starring himself, lent his likeness and name to it and then not star as himself? I mean I get that they wanted a famous name but still..

[@samtownend6744]

Maybe he sounds like Steve Urkel

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

He sound like a girl

[@sofa_king_kool]

8:00 "Sharkman of the Delta" eh Dick? "Barracudadude of the Alluvial Plain" and "Orcaguy of the Sandbar" were both taken?

[@SmarkAngel]

"They actually used the shoulder buttons. Not many PS3 games did that." ....What.

[@HersheyHemi]

Why did the controller keep disconnecting?

[@feathertopDT]

Whoever you are Jane, we thank you for your service

[@ofar4452]

RIP Demo Dick. This was a horrible game. But in real life you were a patriot… and controversial … regardless of the crap this was.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

37:18 best tune xDD "BOOM!"

[@GoingOffTopical]

I already know this has nothing on Funhaus' video when they were Inside Gaming

[@bullshifterz]

I genuinely love these videos wish they would make more faster. Ben and Peter are my favourites at whatculture

[@rpulfer1]

I'm guessing Richard Macinko was hoping for a Tom Clancy-esque success with this game. After all, look how many books he co-authored after his autobiography: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marcinko#Fiction

[@daffyphack]

Normally I would discourage leaping out of cover and taking the time to aim with a sniper rifle, but considering how timid they are about shooting you, I think you're fine.

[@RobertT1999]

I never thought I hear the words "Goddamn cockbreath commie motherfuckers" again, I was wrong. The bad thing is i've actually played this game, about 5 years ago. And the last time I saw this game was when Funhaus (then Inside Gaming) play it. I don't think it deserves to be on this list though... right? Maybe I'm being too nice.

[@SpaceMissile]

37:18 the michinko super-cut rap was absolute quality

[@sepnova2691]

This is an amazing game. But definitely not worth the original price tag.

[@syddisheep5160]

Miley's mom is "Tish" Leticia Jean Cyrus, according to Google. I recommend Lefisha, or "Fish," Jean Cyrus, FYI.

[@juliaboon9741]

The only thing this segment show needs is more episodes.#shitgamesforwankers #worstgamesever #peterrocks

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

Vidiots and TripleJump. WATCH THEM

[@squinteastwood4637]

"The resultant protagonist was a potty-mouthed war criminal and the game in which he featured was both sh*t and for wankers." This game is a sim.

[@Kitsune-Chaos]

If this was worth anything, it was for Peter's Savage Garden reference. xD

[@gakk8658]

Hooray another one! Love this series

[@charliehinds5695]

The family is Fish Cyrus (Mother, Real name Tish Cyrus), Brandi Hen Cyrus (Sister, Brandi Glenn Cyrus), Boa Constrictor Cyrus (Sister Noah Cyrus), Raisin Cyrus (Brother Branson Cyrus) Face Cyrus (Brother Trace Cyrus). There are more members of the Cyrus family but they are a bit rubbish

[@Teachonomics]

8:48 Wonderful foreshadowing.

[@josephjurczak6449]

First time MJ became canon as the photographer

[@Drew-ly2sq]

funniest video I've seen in a while...couldn't stop laughing at your reactions to the game

[@140point15]

You can connect the ps4 controllers to the ps3 with bluetooth, save you having the lead cut out on you

[@PersonalMunchies]

Hammer on peters belt near killed me

[@Bennett_SL]

Not ashamed to say I was singing along with the gallery music

[@Guitarpunkmasta]

iv been waiting so long for this

[@mitchell.colbert.113]

I've been waiting for this. YES.

[@rubenderegge8198]

The AK 74 is an actual AK version though

[@BJGvideos]

So, you know people will be sending you more consoles now, right?

[@talynhastime9343]

3:13 Close your eyes and let these two fools take your ears on a musical journey.

[@morris89swe]

I'll send in robocop on ps2. You will have a blast 😂

[@marcherwitch9811]

real life badass who sneaked up and killed people for a living... sit and giggle over his name... be careful, lads...

[@marcherwitch9811]

Neegan Neegan oh i just meant they wouldn't see him coming...

[@Googaliemoogalie]

small Dick Machinko is a war criminal

[@marcherwitch9811]

Rob James so my point that he might come after people joking about him stands...

[@Big_Baby_Jesus22]

Rob James how exactly is he a “war criminal”?

[@Googaliemoogalie]

Patrick Barnes well if you wanna be serious about it, injured people or people that have opportunities to surrender are supposed to be taken prisoner in war. That's why there are war prisons. Like in WW2 even Nazis couldn't kill solders that were injured.

[@zachkearns5872]

This little skit is epic fun keep it up guys

[@shaunclarke2330]

Cannot stop laughing at those photos 🤣

[@-xiirusthetwat-5481]

32:30 me when the charger laser is on me in splatoon

[@MJDJ145]

This is without a doubt the funniest episode of this series!!!

[@scalliano]

USB cables are a thing, you know.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Truly I hope I never have occasion to say "Oh no, here comes the man who punches people to death!"

[@diyam6432]

Someone please tell me the song they were humming?? It sounds so familiar but I can't remember lol

[@latentsymphony2746]

I've never seen these, should I watch the others?

[@RadishDoctor]

Wish they'd play Quest 64 (Also known as Celtland: Holy Magic Century)

[@em_birch]

I forgot Mikey was a dog photographer. Wonder if he still does it?

[@bryannorton8945]

Miss the "Jobber" and all those that left in that group, especially....

[@stevendewar121]

Great video dude

[@Penipo]

i know now why this took so long to come out lol

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

I hope Ben and Peter each got to keep one walrus.

[@jonasth6031]

I need more Billy Ray Walrus guys

[@craigsimpson6409]

Haha, thumbs up for the art attack reference! :L

[@MJfanforlife-777]

Theres alot of swearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spamartist9443]

Boop It looks like I'm first but I don't care EDIT: Actually, now that I see the other comments I was the first view, like and comment. That'll probably be my largest achievement I have ever accomplished in my life.

[@sparkygol4569]

Billy has seen some shit...