Worst Levels Ever # 30

[@DiegoRodriguez-gl4zn]

A war criminal =A random boss. Alleged very nasty person =Final boss

[@genericname2747]

Don't know if anyone gives a care, but last night I commited a crime and am now admitting to it on the internet.

[@katiemckinney9456]

@Zeke George Why are you committing crimes? What you just did was illegal.

[@foiledagain1914]

@Rafael Judah eyo I've seen a nearly copy paste comment saying the exact same thing! Nice try buddy.

[@onionknight3074]

Penultimate boss: alleged war criminal Last boss: aLleGEd VeRy NAstY peRSOn

[@alwaysangry2232]

@Ferny Panda so twitter then

[@Sean_Bird]

I love the idea of having a co-commentator being a different text color. That’s really clever.

[@didyoubringalight2]

As a soothouse fan,I can relate.

[@aagh8714]

that's how subtitles are formatted on TV i tink

[@gamerdomain6618]

Lots of KZbinrs do that already.

[@FilthyCasualty]

Marcelo Usseglio But we don’t usually see just a different colored text for somebody who doesn’t speak.

[@iehhs387]

Keep addin more till you have 18

[@MarioPawner]

It's amazing how much of a difference music makes in a game. This whole video just feels... empty without it.

[@whoisthisgit]

I know, it was really getting to me at some points.

[@SpiritualJD12887]

I'm not saying the game is dull but I do believe we should thank them creating the cure to insomnia for millions.

[@mechanismeight9565]

I got excited when i saw the E-SWAT dude on the thumbnail. I played the hell out of the Genesis version, so i figured the video would be about that. Oh, well. Now I know there's an Amiga port of the game. And it reeks.

[@WhirlyBeepBoops]

Every Single Weird Acronym's Terrific.

[@loneshewolf74]

Playing the arcade version at the end must be the equivalent of having a bowling ball lifted off an ingrown toenail.

[@Jaxxtir]

Holy gosh darn why did you have to bring that image into my head :(

[@MenyValentine22]

0:42 For Sega "Euorpe" Limited. They even got that wrong, lol.

[@LocalGooberGoobs]

That girl cry though... Put that on leave my ears alone or something!

[@dnmstarsi]

BTW is it me or does that Amiga Version of Girl look similar to Pauline?

[@rosheafan]

@@dnmstarsi It's you.

[@dnmstarsi]

@@rosheafan Maybe. But she does look similar if you actually compare the two.

[@celestialseraph4065]

"Alleged very nasty person"

[@beefyblom]

Hey! I'll have you know being an alleged very nasty person is a serious crime!

[@pantheman2842]

I thought the final boss would be a rapist.

[@epikitee2186]

"Earwax sundaes weren't all that" is my personal favorite name for ESWAT.

[@bloomingdaemon]

Eating Slinkies Won't Alleviate Tetanus is mine

[@AkumaKristian]

That building collapse sequence is kind of beautiful. Between the slowdown, the slow pace and the kangaroo men it's just hilarious to watch.

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

It's clearly *Extremely Shitty Weaponised Amiga Torture*

[@beefyblom]

Well I mean you're not wrong

[@epicsstuff9060]

WEAPONIZED

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@epicsstuff9060 it can be written both ways

[@DrBigt]

I like how he grows two extra arms to hug the girl instead of actually the sprite being changed

[@KamonKanaiTV]

25:45 The Fastest Characters in Gaming Ever # 4

[@SandwitchZebra]

So wait, you included an entire game in this? Someone stop this mad lad

[@nameinvalidLOL69]

Just who is this git?

[@CrasherX2000]

r/madlads

[@Norrabal]

*Mad lub

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

We've allowed this mad git to become too strong

[@unfoundpump]

Now we have WLE #31! I think it was the entire Alex Kidd game

[@GloomyFish]

When that woman said "thank you officer", she literally sounded like a man trying to do a woman voice...

[@NOTHlNG]

It's very likely that this was exactly what happened back then...

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@NOTHlNG And it was probably the guy who programmed the port that did the voice.

[@SHMEGAF]

Not to mention the player character grows a third arm. xD

[@bottinator22]

Should have put this guy as one of the Weakest Characters in Gaming

[@DoctorSpacebar]

The boss life bar is zeroes because the boss is a zero himself.

[@hunterst6321]

Ok now do a no-hit of all the bosses in the amiga version

[@baalfgames5318]

Are you high? That's impossible.

[@hunterst6321]

@@baalfgames5318 Not with that attitude!

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@hunterst6321 what the hell are you? Suicidal?! Or just plain mad?

[@aegisScale]

@@logicaloverdrive8197 why not both?

[@jimmybuba2683]

Seeing the lack of everything in this game somehow was a Lot of pain for me to the point that i got a headache. I don't know how you played all of this you crazy lad.

[@basiccaveman]

"I'm starting to appreciate every other game ever made a lot more." But what about Top Banana?

[@domi8116]

DUUDDDEE, at least Top Banana had easy controls. Well, it was really painful to view, though.

[@salmon-stan]

We Do Not Speak Of Top Banana

[@Sazandora123]

That fucking thing still haunts my nightmares.

[@layonyatsu7203]

No.

[@TheDiego908]

When the main theme stops sounding like Inspector Gadget it's actually pretty good

[@esn_64]

I wouldnt worry about offending peta, not like peoples opinions of them can get lower

[@esn_64]

Agent 005 don’t worry i know that feeling, actually you don’t even need to be a pet owner to hate them, i mean they post fake reports claiming milk causes autism

[@dizzyroach]

Listen to that MUSIC!

[@achievedchair17]

David R. Mmmm... silence

[@deedreetmage4678]

The silence is deafening.

[@achievedchair17]

Deedreet Mage indeed

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

I love the sound of silence.

[@epicsstuff9060]

joke comment don't wooosh me But there is no music....

[@roverkibb1834]

I think it would be interesting if you made a one-off video on the differences between Puyo Puyo, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Kirby's Avalanche. Maybe it could be a sequel of sorts to Creepy Bad Endings 76

[@markkoetsier6475]

4:39 I think he hits his head on the way out. Sad.

[@MasterKnightDH]

This protagonist is an embarrassment to important armor guys everywhere. Getting pushed around by rejects and even getting killed by a God damned door. And he doesn't even get to claim to be smart either; he became sickeningly easy to Joseph Joestar after a while with the "hey, let's party" line, thinks that firing 3 bullets per single instantaneous press is a bright idea, and even starts his attacking deep into enemy territory where he can take cheap hits despite having a God damned gun. It's telling how much better that other version is when I try to Joseph Joestar the guy and he makes it fail. Also, averting cheap hits, showing things we're supposed to see, and freaking having music. And yeah, thank you for that abusive relationship analogy. I could make a point with it about how both games and girls have betrayed me too often.

[@fe7fe8yellowphoenix77]

Evil Sonic Wasn’t Abusing Tails

[@ridleyrage5283]

"Hey lets party"!? More like "Hey, lethargy!". Absolutely hilarmoose vid! So the first three bosses are; Big Ben from the SOR series with a shield(or those enemies from Shinobi/Shadow Dancer, made boss), Antonio aka the boomerang guy from SOR1 before he got swole, and Drake, the 3rd stage boss from Final Fight 3, also, before he got beefy. Wow, and the rest of the game is something else!

[@djimonmcdonald9085]

12:55 the pink suit guy went to a better game

[@scatlinksean]

3:25 That's supposed to be a life bar? I thought that was supposed to be how many points killing the boss would give you (and I assumed the first level boss would give zero points as it's the first boss)! My dog could make a better life bar than that.

[@Burn_Angel]

2:25 That's genius. To be honest, I thought you'd be talking about the Sega Genesis version (a completely different game), or the slightly better Master System port.

[@selena3467]

2:55 They slowly walk towards you and Down Smash

[@ruthmcnally310]

If every level is a worst level ever, does that mean this is the worst game ever? 🤔

[@kingofthejungle5338]

E. T. Has no competition

[@frostonium]

*top 10 smartest anime character*

[@obotprime339]

ruth mcnally well maybe....

[@FeeshieBoi]

At least ET works.

[@daylen7010]

Someone hasn't played Hong Kong 97

[@obotprime339]

Ah yes, a classic example of a great arcade game getting lazily ported to a home computer. Happened to a lot of coin-ops.

[@bubblegumxo]

Slowly backing up while kicking the beefy armor guys had me with tears in my eyes 😂. For a guy deckout out in robocop like armor, that's a pretty pathetic scenario to be reduced to. 👏

[@greeneggsandbaky600]

11:58 "This ain't Melee kid."

[@Dynakirby63]

"Evolution smiles without any thought" Never have I seen a more accurate description for atheism.

[@maxesreal]

Can you do a Boss Analysis episode about scary bosses?

[@jacknorman8259]

maxes Gaming’s most scariest bosses

[@eltiolavara9]

:scary:

[@OrobaSpyro]

Really Scary Guy, obviously

[@lazykirby57]

"The binding of Isaac has entered the chat"

[@angrycinnabon2956]

Git isn't too crazy on Earthbound (or at least mother 3) but giygas and literally every waxworks boss would work.

[@ShackleYT]

Anchor guy blocks your bullets with his anchor by spinning it around

[@Magitek1112]

..Huh, I just notice that for the criminal profile of the last boss, in the Amiga version, it says "alleged very nasty person" instead of "alleged war criminal" like the aracde version. That's some..bizarre censorship. Also, the Mega Drive port of this game is quite different (It's almost an entirely differnet game!), and probably worth playing in its own right.

[@jamesesterline]

New git video? This just made my day.

[@guruofguru64]

I'm glad you had the condensed gameplay of the original, saved me the trouble of looking for it afterwards. A large number of your vidyas warrant further observation. Bravo!

[@bombtails]

I have an idea for a Boss Analysis episode: Mini-bosses and Bosses that changes their pattern and/or gain new attacks on the hard/expert difficulty. For example, Neera Li and Lord Brevon from Freedom Planet, and almost all bosses from Terraria.

[@PrismaticYaya]

That police car sound should be put in your leave my ears alone series.

[@Zetsuboulurkswithin]

I came home from work, watched this since it was on my recommended.. I fell asleep sometime halfway, and woke up when I heard the music from the arcade port.. its funny to me how the noise grunts, gunshots, and death screams put me on the first stage of sleep..

[@vonithipathachai8449]

This episode was absolutely hilarious. The co-commentator made it even better. Also, the grunt that plays when you get hurt reminds me of the Roblox death sound.

[@cameronvannatter6425]

OOF

[@Green24152]

Oh boy, this didn't exactly age well.

[@kronigore22]

As a big fan of genesis version, this hurts my soul lol

[@teh_supar_hackr]

My god, did they release there unfinished prototype to the public as the full game?! I've seen tech demos of games more lively than this!

[@Reishadowen]

And then, the lead programmer for this game went on to develop Fallout 76.

[@JOHNCENA-ji3rm]

The definition of improvement, people.

[@TheCow-j1l]

I love how the guy runs around punching himself in the chest

[@Imirui]

The enemies disappearing without a trace reminds me of Left 4 Dead 2’s German/Australian/low violence version, and how every special ammo type just makes zombies disappear without a trace. They don’t die and fade away like normal kills do to zombies, they just completely disappear the instant they’re shot.

[@commanderscorn4565]

A powerful swat robot mech thing Needs a bib

[@Pikacat98]

"Eyewitnesses Shared Wicked Allegations! Twats!" Is the best thing I've ever seen. XD

[@seangaming8229]

"The usual homeless guy from outside the 7/11 with a glass eye" lmao

[@mohammednegm4007]

22:08 No, that's the head of Skeletron Prime from Terraria (great game!)

[@wzvy]

Bootleg Samus!

[@sinnohshiba7097]

bruh this dudes had a youtube channel for years and ive watched this man since 5th grade, binging creepy bad endings over and over again every night at 8:00pm past my bedtime and he still aint past 1m? im so disappointed because look at this dude, im in highschool now and he still aint got the fame he needs has he gotten into mad drama? no! has he done anything warranting tons of negative attention directed at him? no! has he kept posting content regularly at very high quality for years? yes! homies *i dont see the issue why doesnt this man have 1 million subs at LEAST*

[@rkhan9181]

Thomas must be really annoyed to be attacked by such efficient sewage workers

[@enigminator3578]

The intro sounds like what happens if you put the Inspector Gadget theme, the Cannon Fodder theme, and the Geno forest theme in a blender.

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

28:37 That was a very weird episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.

[@NeroArisato]

2:25 ayyyy lmao the best moment .

[@arielglr7177]

And remember, expensive seal wastes aerodynamic teens

[@crossoverworlds2678]

This ain't even lookin like a finished game. This looks like a prototype. a fuckin prototype.

[@medusathedecepticon]

So nice to know that the original was good at least!

[@LightsolP]

Since I was interested in knowing exactly WTF is going on, I looked up a longplay of the arcade version to see if it made more sense. And actually, it does. First, you see your cop arrest the perp at the end of every level, so they don't just disappear or die. For example, with the crumbling building, Dirty Duffy is supposed to be on the right with a plunger, and when you get out of the building, he surrenders. Rats Lee is in the monster truck that tries to run you over. Also, the arcade game has the ability to grab ledges in arm's range, but not jump range, and haul yourself up. That's what the stupid giant jump is supposed to be a replacement for.

[@JSRphones]

This looks and plays like a tenth grader's first amiga game...

[@CJDrischler]

i recently played this game several months ago.. believe it or not, for the first time. i remember liking the arcade as a child. I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was a rushed launch title, but it came out roughly ten months after the Genesis release. im sure thats the case for over seas. Maybe it was rushed because they wanted to cash in on its arcade, but no. this one was just made as cheaply as possible to collect every buck they could. i enjoyed your review. it was spot on.

[@superduper952]

I remember playing the Master System port of this game when I was a child. It wasn't exactly a good game, but it looks better than this one. I remember I hated how in that version you only had 2 hits when you didn't have the armor, and enemies swarmed at a faster pace too

[@superduper952]

Oh, and it had music

[@starpowerel7172]

that armor its made out of paper...no way someone could hurt you so badly only touching you...

[@stillborn5455]

What a beautiful game

[@runeblade6596]

Most of the weird acronyms you came up with at the end sound like they'd fit right in as titles to clickbait articles lol

[@Vexan5618]

Love ur channel keep up the good work

[@reginangel_official]

9:28 *The Barrier Trio attacked!*

[@Beneficial_Gamer]

That music at the beginning! That's a bop if I ever heard one!

[@jonathann.5754]

Someone send this man a genesis copy of the game to mend his scars

[@Edlandish]

Wow what a miserable depressing game. I don’t know how you put yourself through it.

[@paulnewton2284]

This is the video game equivalent of a Niel Breen movie

[@cocomunga]

I like the computer nerds in mech armor.

[@AlacrasEden]

Are the cybernetic suits made of tinfoil?

[@borjitasstoi]

broccolifro best commentator

[@Wiimeiser]

Expensive Seal Wastes Aerodynamic Teen A Hat in Time's Arctic Cruise in a nutshell.

[@Ristarite]

And I thought I had played some of the worst games ever.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

The normal death sound sounds like an animal from ZT1. I forgot which one, though, but it sounds oddly nostalgic to me.

[@supermariobros729]

Getting killed by a door... *_Where have I seen that before...?_*

[@MasterKnightDH]

Dragon's Lair, right?

[@rubywest5166]

Cyberpunk2077(2020), colourised

[@Faapu]

Hey, let's party.

[@NOTHlNG]

2:26 My first thought exactly!

[@tiniracoon]

something I love about your videos is that even the most boring and shitty game you can make it look interesting, even with all the sarcasm XD

[@MalachiLper]

Developer: This is the Amiga port of ESWAT, we have purposefully coded it wrong, as a joke.

[@marsy5939]

0:14 you had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@theophilecaceres5855]

Conclusion: *throws Amiga into a garbage can*

[@goldenpig6453]

*furiously grabs it out of garbage can because many other games on it are good*

[@theslowestpizza6762]

Even Sam Wasn’t Alright Today

[@indigostarseed9265]

doing like battletoads eh? to be fair the worst levels for that is as you said a "DIY worst level" that ultimately comes from perspective but I like this way of review.

[@colonelsandwich641]

Hey, let's party!

[@antonioreyes421]

Reminds me when I first started to learn about coding. I would do my enemies the same way as this game. Till I learned about using hit boxes and precise frame hits.

[@Jaxxtir]

That music is the best part of the game, it sounds like something zKevin would make

[@GyroMan5136]

just staring at 4:45 makes me realize the atmosphere suspiciously reminds me of an mdickie game