Worst Presentation Ever

[@brandonhughes4076]

Oculus were the bleeding edge of VR in the early days and it's so disappointing to see FB turn into a shell of it's former self

[@unknown-xq9rs]

That’s Facebook for ya 😂

[@FredFake]

Thats back when they actually let John Carmack do what he wanted, they had the father of FPS on their team and absolutely wasted him.

[@onerxowns2202]

You mean "Shit Book"? Are you really suprised?

[@amazingstudios7889]

Strangled it in the cradle before it could grow

[@y337]

Because after all these years VR still hasn’t fixed that whole major movement problem: why am I still a paraplegic playing these games? I still have to use my hands in some way to walk or teleport? If you can’t fix that, it won’t be superior to keyboard based movement.

[@WitheredDayZz]

I love how Pyro's fans basically hijacked IGN's livestream chat

[@Walter-_-_White]

HOLY FUCK I JUST NOTICED💀💀 pyro has the nicest most mentally sane fan base

[@CatsLilaSalem]

I thought it was Pyro's own chat at first 🤣

[@eyo8766]

Slop

[@epicgamer-gf2cy]

@Allison VP your the slop guy!!!

[@HughRMungustein]

I've never seen anything sadder than Pyro not releasing Cruelity Squad Review

[@shoebill4902]

That's what uploading slop does to a man

[@LBTthegoat]

not as sad as him not releasing shrek has swag 5

[@riv7797]

Give it 2 weeks at most

[@miamimarauder6430]

Another one who fell for the bait

[@sleazyfox8937]

Streaming has made him lazy lol

[@razorclaus9898]

Absolutely agree with Pyro about how the presenter seems so uninterested. I don't even blame her as it's difficult to be excited about anything with this. I initially thought why not get somebody who is actually interested in video games to present it but then I realised nobody actually interested in video games is going to involve themselves with the meta quest.

[@disposable_income_andy]

the entire time i thought "this lady is ai generated" (even the smoke for the ghostbusters bit was clearly edited in), or just thought of the thing from a few months ago where mark zuckerberg goes around a shitty 3d house and theres a bottle of ketchup on the shelf or something

[@barrag3463]

they probably didn't give the lady much to work with script wise.

[@SkyYukiGuy]

All I use meta quest for is for PCVR games.

[@Akechifan]

Script was written by AI aka Mark Zuckerberg

[@dylanpelo]

This is what happens when out of touch board execs produce a game announcement on market research data from only Facebook. Soulless. Corporate. Good looking, but not that good-looking of a presenter. Bad jokes and references to make the suits chuckle. It looks like it's more for out of touch investors than actual customers.

[@fellow9939]

i like how the Ign chat became slowly more demented as more of pyro's viewers invaded the livestream

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

I love how Pyro has so much internet brainrot that he heard "Beast boys" as "Based boys" and didn't question it for a minute

[@vanessagothic4751]

i cringed so hard at that whole slopshow lmao

[@justacheese34yearsago28]

he read Predator as Redditor ffs should we really be suprised???

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@justacheese34yearsago28 True

[@twisterrrrr]

the funniest thing was the chat spamming lizard emojis to try and summon zuckerberg💀

[@DforDeejay]

5:16 I'll admit, the deadpan way he said the people spamming "mommy" in chat need to get laid made me laugh uncontrollably for minutes.

[@TheSillyMonkeKing-sx6gt]

Same, I wasn’t expecting that, and I was definitely caught off guard.

[@rattledskull9999]

The woman doing this just gives off a feeling of 'I was paid to say whatever is on the teleprompter and have no idea what is going on'

[@aman.jain2011]

sums up all girlboss shit in the corporate sector, all those trophy HR and strategy exec feminists bragging about doing bare minimum on linkedin all while piggybacking off the efforts of the men who actually get shit done instead of whining about muh pay gap

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@aman.jain2011 If she was an “exec feminist”, she’d be trying to incorporate unnecessary jokes about men and women, and/or making stuff about gender for no reason. Also, this is Meta/Facebook, so I expect them to not even be human or have proper emotion.

[@SpiceIntolerance]

She’s the executive producer at Oculus….I think she knows what she is talking about lol, the problem is that the content is garbage and impossible to get excited about.

[@Amodh1257]

The "I expect you to die" game series is actually pretty damn fun. Plus they have banger opening songs :)

[@xenom2.0]

true

[@Dr.Oofers]

Shame they revealed their new game with this god awful presentation. 😔

[@jod422]

same its the only one that im interested in in that presentation, shame the trailer & quest graphics kinda sucked/held it back

[@xenom2.0]

i dont see whats wrong with quest graphics they look bad compared to big triple AAA games but i mean minecraft exists

[@OxylutDev]

Agreed

[@dr.anderson1847]

People in Nintendo Direct are speaking a different language and are somehow more convincing than this woman

[@Pinkmna]

I Apologise Pyro This Truly Is A Channel Of Art

[@frwystr]

Thanks For Your Apology I Forgive You

[@Sydney_Belladonna]

Idk why they show how you look outside of the VR game. I wanna escape reality not be constantly reminded I'm dancing by myself in my dark room as everything crumbles around me.

[@Dr.Oofers]

It’s expected from out of touch marketers.

[@zwitie3455]

ermm... actually you cant use vr in the dark atleast not quest 2

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@zwitie3455 You serious? Is it because lack of illumination messes with how it tracks stuff?

[@zwitie3455]

@@Dr.Oofers it uses infrared cameras to track so ig you could play in darkness aslong as you have an infrared light

[@willsontran349]

Good work pyro, I always look forward to your daily slop that you upload around my bed time as it helps with my insomnia

[@codyross7628]

this is the most wholesome comment I've ever seen under a pyrolive video

[@LS-rp6yq]

@@codyross7628 ….

[@theonlyMoancore]

I LOVE SLOP 🐽

[@skinnylegs7193]

Beeg yoshi

[@TheArchive5]

Surprised Pyro wasn't yanking one out over how inflated her eyes look

[@Akio-0000]

Wtf

[@mellowdarkness3344]

I was not ready for a comment like this, like wtf

[@Icannothandleany]

I was though

[@kkngd391]

​@@IcannothandleanyChad

[@burokelis_]

What the heeeeeeeeell

[@colwellalec]

Gotta love how Pyro's chat just totally hijacked the IGN stream's chat lol

[@christianred9730]

I bet the stock value of meta dropped like an anchor after that presentation

[@131ver]

It would've if anyone had seen it

[@SolidRaiden2655]

They still have stock value?

[@OrificeHorus]

Really is just the epitome of "Great ideas, horrible executions"

[@peterbiznar9678]

she was the most exiting thing through out the whole presentation lol

[@Dr.Oofers]

More like the largest snoozer source.

[@supbrotv]

She's a facebook ad exec with an mba, she was moved to their vr division against her will. She regrets being a girlboss her whole life to end up being the face of niche segment of a dying company.

[@kingtut5520]

How the hell would an Attack on Titan VR game even work without being vomit inducing?

[@KrimsonKattYT]

Some people have better motion sickness resistance than others so they can handle stuff like that. I know this because when I was young I spun in circles constantly and very quickly I became immune to getting dizzy. Even now I can handle VR with no motion sickness when the rest of my family gets sick in like 30 second without a blinder.

[@sirmattington4200]

the ign dude just giving a glass door review in the middle of chat fucking killed me

[@我的家-j4b]

That AOT game legit looked like an SFM animation shitpost

[@dpet7756]

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

[@theonlyMoancore]

I LOVE SLOP 🐽

[@kuruptkyubi5364]

🐖

[@kenny187ful]

🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@JustAnn0range]

I forgot what this channel was called, so I just looked up "Pyrocynical slop channel" and it worked.

[@filipkotowski9186]

I think they literally just picked the prettiest woman amongst themselves (meta corpos). My mum has experience in corpos and thats literally how presentations look like - soulless, motionless, in fact as an employee you don't even need to listen to them (just be present in the call) because no one cares. I felt like they did the same here

[@max1999_]

According to linkedin she’s an ‘executive producer’ at oculus. So you’re probably on the money

[@justdillan23]

Games that I was really excited for wasn't even showcased, "we are one" had a cool concept but it was ignored and quietly released on the store, same with Battle Talent and Killer Frequency.

[@NeonBeeCat]

the amount of vine boom-esque sounds in the presentation for the beatsaber knockoff is ridiculous

[@minimoYT]

Just wanted to say you're the only sloptuber with good audio that I don't have to turn up to 100% just to be audible, thanks

[@Fiemus9]

So true though

[@Sorta_Kinda]

27:25 THANK YOU EDITOR, i think pyro forgets that these games wont look godly if you compare it to the likes of new PC games, like how we dont compare an Xbox 360 to current gen in terms of graphics because the tech just wasn't there at the time, so when games look good, pyro calls them shit for no reason

[@Dr.Oofers]

Don’t forget him mistaking “beast” for “based” because of the accent. Pyro really can’t stop being cynical. It’s how he stays alive.

[@EpicGamer-yt1kf]

Thanks for the daily slop Pyro.

[@theonlyMoancore]

I LOVE SLOP 🐽

[@scottjameson5358]

I don't know why I thought the type of presentation that was going to be shown were going to be PowerPoint presentation. This is what happens when you missed your daily intake of slop.

[@bryceisbryce]

The whole livestream chat of the presentation was saying the weirdest stuff throughout the entire video.

[@floofyboi7546]

Unironically exited for “I Expect to Die 3” its a fun, short, escape room type game.

[@atoo7yt490]

i like how desperate they are, like two or three games announced back-to-back are by the same developers lmao

[@5Starallstar2010]

"Your parents used to listen to music on a cd" Come on Mr cynical, you've burned a couple of cd's, you're not that young.

[@KrimsonKattYT]

I burn CDs because I pirate PS1 and 2. And at least I KNOW what a CD is and I'm gen Z. It's still a thing, just not nearly as popular and sort of became irrelevant once you could download an infinite amount of music off the web.

[@TheRealBaldDude]

​@@KrimsonKattYT as a gen z i burn music on cds still

[@Kain-wk6xk]

The thing with the quest is that while the hardware is exceptional, The game selection is abyssmal. Most game experiences (barring a few) are glorified iphone games sold for at least $40 a pop. If you want recommendations then bonelab and Amid evil are top picks.

[@allither6310]

massive vouch for Bonelab

[@KawaiiRazorBlade]

the quest hardware is not exceptional, its literally a mobile chip and is supposed to run full scale VR games (something which is more graphically intense then flatscreen) hence why they look like shit mobile games. But as you highlighted the game selection of the quest is not that good and that is mostly due to its hardware limitations and while a lot of people point out that the switch is also limited in its hardware, its not lacking on games due to Nintendo carrying the weight of the first party exclusives.

[@zwitie3455]

@@KawaiiRazorBlade yeah they look worse since youre really able to inspect all the imperfections up close

[@mint5438]

BnS nomad will be decent once mods are thoroughly implement. Also the walking dead game is pretty great even with the graphical downgrades.

[@UselessDischarge]

The Quest performance is actually abyssmal. When the devs make the games for it and PC and PSVR at the same time they have to actively castrate the game or it will run like shit. Keep in mind also that the fps drops are absolutely more painful than the normal games and can lead to you actually feeling sick.

[@Crane-Az3]

Keep in mind that VR gaming is almost entirely held up by indi studios

[@shalvei_]

I wouldn't really say so, developing a VR game is a lot more resource intensive than a PC game so triple A studios have a big edge over indie on this part

[@krytxps]

​@@shalvei_except for meta bought studios, there really isnt anyone big making games for vr. Valve makes one game in 20years, The grid racing game is one of the worst atrocities ever released and the new assassins creed by ubisoft looks like a flop. the rest of the vr market is indie developers

[@awesomegamercz]

They're assuming those same parents immediately threw CDs in the bin once new stuff came along

[@drunkjedijr]

I love the Fake Black Sabbath in the middle of the Trailer at 22:59

[@indianaliam1]

the chat spamming "mommy 😍" had me dying

[@willfanofmanyii3751]

"Who said mommy in the chat? You need to have sex right now!" -Pyro 2023

[@nonbiri8904]

the pour more budget for the stage than the actual games they presenting

[@ethanwilliams2844]

This is a professionally made presentation, and this woman still presents about as well as your average school news program

[@kwadwoansahofei]

Can't wait for AI generated pyro slop I can view on the metaverse

[@SSCminion]

The funniest part was Pyro mistaking the guys saying "beast" as "based" because of their accent

[@ChromaAqui]

14:46 No way we got in an era that actually have to EXPLAIN what a CD is

[@Dr.Oofers]

We aren’t, they’re just that out of touch.

[@lambertstarr1218]

@@Dr.Oofers we are though. we are getting old :/

[@tiffany15O5]

im 18 with young nieces and we all know what a CD is, as does everyone I know lmao

[@Chris-ok4zo]

The VR market really needs another Alyx if it wants to succeed. Change the meme to Meta Quest has no games at this point.

[@xenom2.0]

bonelab

[@NashTheInsomniac]

@@xenom2.0 Meta Quest has 1 game

[@xenom2.0]

@@NashTheInsomniac worth it

[@niall9781]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@LilBruh76]

yo ahh is not pyro 😭💀

[@theonlyMoancore]

👎

[@YMilkshake]

Actually really excited for I expect you to die 3, the first 2 are amazing

[@What-ug2uh]

17:10 Finally, a matching game for pyro's tattoo.

[@leokim47]

The things I’d do for postal 2 VR…

[@LaneBee]

I heard that Zuck saw the presentation and complained that she was over-emoting.

[@Atr-bv1wq]

She's the executive producer. Presenting this isn't her job, so it makes sense that she's not that good at it.

[@dale992]

Gotta love how after all this time we still call meta facebook lmao

[@broizon205]

Because Meta exists to cover up Facebook’s past. But it doesn’t work because Mark Zuckerborg and his people are still involved in running Meta.

[@Gencocide-wx4gs]

The worst thing about that showcase was that mark didn't even appear in it

[@Brendanj101]

They said the dinosaurs were extinct, but this Presentation was done by a Bronto by a company run by a robot.

[@HollowDog5899]

Expecting games to run at 4k graphics with rtx in a toaster on your head.

[@smugbowkid9919]

Pyro single-handedly bumped up this presentations views by like 300%.

[@flatterghast]

Pyro saying that Samba de Amigo is just the worse version of Beat Saber was definitely the worst presentation ever

[@ramen2192]

I mean, all things considered, if there's a new vampire the masquerade game coming out, I'm hype

[@Almonds-hn8sr]

You know a game is gonna be shit when they can’t even license the actual version of war pigs

[@quipsilvervr]

Dude the entire VR/AR/XR community watched it. We all knew about it.

[@GGHF]

Playing VR games is so awesome, but it's these soulless lizard-men at Meta that don't present it in a way that's fun or interesting.

[@amspook]

HL:Alyx definitely raised the bar too damn high

[@eyo8766]

​@@amspook We may crap on Valve but good things usually happen when we let them cook

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@amspook That and the fact that most indie companies don’t have enough funding to make good looking games *and* lengthy experiences.

[@amspook]

@@Dr.Oofers Even if they can make it, it will definitely take a long time Like more than a decade Black Mesa took 12 years to be released

[@itrue1562]

pyro was starting to look sad halfway through like it was torture for him to watch this trash lmao

[@omera2643]

0/10 no Garten of Banban VR

[@lordofluck771]

Dude this is like one of those airline pre flight videos

[@Aidez]

this is how you know he's down bad for content

[@Bangladesh_Zindabad1971]

Pyro forgot about his tf2 mod presentation...

[@synka5922]

to be fair, "I expect you to die" is good.

[@Astartes-6969]

12:07 most truest thing Niall has said. Of course Pyro thinks the VR Game with the Giant Egyptian Goddess is gonna be good.

[@user-vf1zw3wn3m]

As a VR user i love I expect you to die. It’s so fun to just screw around and a lot of the secrets are rather creative. There isn’t much to do once you have gotten everything but it’s extremely fun for the hours you’ll get out of it

[@cyanryann64]

Bro wheres the comas got confused at the first sentence

[@Crimsonfur]

Most emotive Meta employee

[@el_palito45]

if you always have zero expectations for everything in life you will never be disappointed, the last game is a perfect example of that

[@Slomsy]

Where is the new Nightshade game? Huh? Where is Nightshade ZUCC?!

[@unknownpleasures_nic]

I just could not stop laughing at the chat just spamming "MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩"

[@bluntart6664]

All of this was the random just my parents would buy back in 2008 with zero care if it was good or not

[@buce1740]

That Deepwoken defense kicked me in the balls

[@civilprotection3114]

Imagine spending almost a grand on Meta VR gear to play what are basically phone games.

[@HoneyTea12]

love your stuff pyro, wish you a nice day

[@thecreature456]

Holy shit a nice commeny

[@echidnanatsuki882]

Rare Wholesome Comment on a PyroLive Video 😮

[@gachagamer536]

You ain't getting into Pyro's boipussy 😫

[@bruh-ne7hg]

first ever recorded nice comment on pyrolive channel

[@Shade497]

It's slop

[@honeydrop1118]

I genuinely got so hyped for I Expect You To Die 3 For me it’s a series I’ve been following, and while it is just funny haha puzzles I love finding secrets and the game has decent story with great dramatic scenes, it doesn’t look good on the surface, and it takes a bit to get attached to the game, but I love it

[@honeydrop1118]

I realize that as a vr player, I’ve likely just attached to what little we have. But again I like it

[@zwitie3455]

@@honeydrop1118 nah the game is actually fun and takes advantage of the hardware aswell as it being accessible for disabled people

[@shrimpn]

Good to see Pyro admit that his apology presentation was indeed terrible.

[@lilstinker5475]

She has played candy crush and flappy bird, most skilled gamer IGN journalist

[@flipina]

The crazy thing is, Pyro's reaction video has more views than the official and the livestream on IGN 😂

[@timwardo5877]

Also IEYTD is arguably one of the msot fun games there. Yeah once you beat em all you can do is beat your times and look for achievements but the ame itself is really well done

[@unknownking199wholooksatth5]

Truly META has no games

[@samuelantoniocastillomeza5034]

I can't blame the lady for being so uninterested. If I also had to present 2-hour-fun games, no amount of cash would take away the boredom and tedium of doing so. The CD part was awful, anyway.

[@ChopSueyyy]

All VR games feel like stepping back like 10 years in graphics and even further back in terms of game design

[@IMosuGoji]

The Apex Redditor

[@marceljankowski5469]

Pyro is making the presentation way more bearable that the original probably was.

[@mint5438]

I don't even think she sounded uninterested, she just sounds like she's about to burst into tears.

[@deathsmilez5297]

I expect you to die is actually quite fun its basically escaperooms in vr

[@Denuwu]

With presentations like this I'm glad I don't have a quest

[@GuyWithChainsaw]

16:14 Love how this trailer is obviously cgi and yet this zombie's falling animation with the dog is so bad

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Presentations don't always go well. Like in a crowded classroom someone would fart unexpectedly and out of the blue, seemingly eeveyone passes out just inhaling the scent of leftovers.

[@bat7214]

when the fuck are they gonna release bulletstorm 2 instead of just remaking bulletstorm 20 times

[@shiningfilmzph]

I can't wait to become an Apex Redditor

[@Psychonau]

maybe thats the german version of bulletstorm

[@jennydeath6844]

Stomedy is first on the waiting list to fight the giant Egypt woman

[@justtoocringey.png.6324]

It's funny how he dogpiles the graphics of the games not realizing that it's on hardware that's slightly better than the Nintendo switch. All these games for casual VR players look amazing. And like VR needs more processing power to function