We Survived 0 Days in Space! - Void Crew Funny Moments

[@jacoblansman8147]

"Depressing happy birthday" is the best bit

[@prussiangamer]

I agree

[@flopjul4581]

I almost passed due to laughter

[@lizardman8712]

💯😂😂😂😂

[@Starkiller5121]

Good fucking god I wanted to end it just listening to it 😂

[@bbittercoffee]

That was actually so depressing :(

[@Matpit18]

I did not expect that “CATH SIT DOWN YOU BELLEND!” from Ellis, while Jake was reading out that donation message! He literally just pulled another “SHITTER’S FREE!” 😂

[@luna_nova_09]

Timestamp 4:58

[@leetaeryeo5269]

Jonk saying “progenitor” legit made me think he was gonna say “prostate” for a second

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

the only thing more scary than an angry centaur, an angry pregnant centaur. also known as a pregnotaur

[@Selatapey]

“Pregnator”

[@celsiusatmosfear1495]

I was wondering if it's a new breed of centaur 😅

[@Mis7erSeven]

"pregananant"

[@GhaniPulangDariSawah]

Ah yes the prostate-inator

[@dquinnster47]

Cath dealing with a "dodgy" airlock seems topical considering how often doors are blowing off airplanes.

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

At least in both cases, no one was harmed in the making of these events in real life. Digital lives on the other hand...

[@dquinnster47]

@@ketsuekikumori9145 also, we all love Cath unlike the airlines.

[@Teenage_Mutant_Ginga_Ninja]

It's even more amazing when you remember that passengers shouldn't even be touching the damn thing. Being partway through your flight has never been a good excuse to go outside. Thankfully, they don't tend to open when at high altitude.

[@Xylaleaf]

Always going to be 3 things in a WPE video. A sing along to a song. Cath being Cath. Someone completely messing something up that kills everyone.

[@SpectroliteDS2400]

Don't forget Jonk butchering the English language again

[@Xylaleaf]

@@SpectroliteDS2400 Yh lmao can't forget that

[@lechking941]

yep the 4th constant.@@SpectroliteDS2400

[@kerianhalcyon2769]

That discussion about FTL in the 6:00 mark makes me wish I was in that chat so I could nerd out, but essentially this is why in good SCIFI you usually have designated jump points in between planetary stops. Effectively you'd initially rely on slower-than-light (but still fast) travel to map the distance between two safe points, then rely on advanced computer programs to instruct the FTL drive to travel for how long/at what distance before shutting down. From there it'd be no different than planning a normal trip. The bonus would be if we developed FTL communications (which based on what I've heard last, that might actually be made before proper FTL travel) and then have two waystations talking to one another describing the local cosmic weather to ensure there are no random collisions with foreign matter like asteroids or micrometeor showers.

[@comsky4251]

The entirety of space is 80% empty, the odds of a collision out there is basically naught And yet these guys still managed to nearly slam straight into an asteroid 😅

[@Axius27]

80%? That's lowballing the estimate a little bit, ain't it? Even 99% empty doesn't encompass the full scope of the emptiness of the universe.

[@comsky4251]

@@Axius27 to be fair I was drunk when I commented 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@halosreaper1]

It's not 0% That means there's still a chance! And if there's a chance of crashing into something in space WPE will probably beat the odds!

[@Erkle64]

83% of statistics are made up on the spot. @@Axius27

[@64BBernard]

Even if there's a 0% chance, WPE will add a 10 in front of the zero.

[@greenerion]

"Now number 5..." you're a real one, respect. XD

[@demoblaster]

NINE NINE!!!!

[@mr.radovic702]

Not a doctor

[@SuddenReal]

5:32 “That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock.” -Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

[@rexx3835]

airlocks will always be funny in games. actual happy birthday ellis.

[@shahar_3411]

*barotrauma flashbacks*

[@SeamanMachine]

How does Gabby NOT laugh her ass off when doing the pennywhistle birthday bit, i would pass out laughing in her position xd

[@phantasmicmasque]

You can hear her laughing a little as she does it, it’s the cutest thing.

[@xDBlackie]

The way the "Depressing happy birthday" song is played, sounds like its in the middle of offing itself as it "sings" lol

[@newwiller1439]

Interesting way to start the video someone wheezing

[@64BBernard]

It seems airlocks are the WPE team's worst enemy. 😂😂

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

I'm pretty sure it's each other. Anything else is just a tool to them.

[@xanderjames8682]

​@@ketsuekikumori9145 i have a very particular set of trolls...good luck😂

[@Aquee_101]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS! 😂 These guys never fail to make me laugh.

[@Sunbot-sz7nb]

9:10 Alex: what do we do for a living Gabby: well i do graphic design

[@alansmithee419]

6:20 One fun issue with current theoretical warp technologies is that any particles the warp field collided with on the way to the destination would stack up on the front of it. When you stop, these particles at *very nearly lightspeed* get launched in the direction of travel. Even in space, there are particles everywhere. Wherever you go, you will fire a highly precise planet-destroying beam in front of you the instant you try to stop. So to answer Ellis' question of what would happen if you warped into an atmosphere... well at the very least it would be the last time anyone got to experience said atmosphere as it would be obliterated.

[@LEXXIUS]

This does make a terrifying planet destroying weapon!

[@rambletalker]

literally just found you through your barotrauma video, glad to see airlocks shenanigans are a reoccurring theme

[@nawafxgames746]

The title is the most right thing ever, and the proof is the first few seconds

[@luishenriquefalconifilho2124]

Jake being the 'pregante!' meme on 7:13 is hilarious!

[@kiyokoryusaki6043]

0:00 Wait what happened to the intro... okay I see why the intro is late. 0:29 Jonk the shield sacrifice 0:38 Not even a full minute and Jonk is already dead weight 0:51 And now Alex is dead weight, really peak WPE content 1:13 Its fiiiiiiineeeee 1:25 The worst place to leave a door to the outside open 1:49 Gabby the cat 2:00 Ellis being a nuisance to Jonk again, but seriously this is quite stupid that it works this way 2:19 The collaboration panel, a device that WPE does not possess 2:35 Peak WPE communication, feels like I type this every video now lol. 3:10 Gabby the goblin who enjoys different things from Alex 3:36 Now its Alex and another unnamed person being a nuisance 3:49 Cath likes and wants to do the big pew pew 4:14 I want it that way! 4:43 Swivel chair nonsense 4:58 Random donation raging interruption 5:10 More swivel chair nonsense 5:19 A crash course on ship sizes and types ranging from big, small and mejium 6:04 WPE science talk 6:45 Well cry about it, then again WPE knows the truth 7:11 Prognitaur 7:27 Spaceship maintenance sounds like a driving test apparently 7:37 pleasure_schlong 7:49 Happy Birthday Ellis! Also depressing birthday song on the penny whistle (My ears yet again bleed) 9:02 Engine trimming 9:18 Flesh puppets 9:46 Errrrrrr.... wtf???!!! 10:00 JONKGLISH STRIKES AGAIN to end the video!

[@luna_nova_09]

Thank you!

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

5:32: I think you've hung out with Jonk a little too long there, Ellis.

[@gokey5174]

you could warp between galaxies easily since there is a whole lot of nothing in-between. Love the funny moments thank you

[@The_Hyena_Queen]

Oh my god, Gabby playing happy birthday on the penny whistle sounds like a fucking elk

[@contortionyx]

"Even on my fucking birthday" No, no. *especially* on your birthday Happy belated b-day Ellis🎉

[@Richard-cg6hc]

Man, i don't know why but the hbd song sounds more sad then depressed. Might just be what i'm feeling about life rn.🙃 Thanks for the video as always!

[@HutlihutGames]

Either the door wasn't really *that* locked, or it keeps opening itself! A mistery 🤭 Thanks for playing Void Crew guys, your videos are always hilarious! Metem preserve you.

[@jesseholder1578]

Space is so empty FTL wouldn't need to really worry about stuff in its way

[@spectralstriker]

You guys are the only channel I can watch with my deaf friend. Thank you for all the laughs :}

[@crashomega9808]

I can’t decide if I like the Mejium or the snake charmer birthday comment better. I was laughing so hard I started wheezing. Absolutely hilarious and thank you I desperately needed a good laugh!! 😂

[@BeastyBill88]

Damn near pissed myself at 5:46 after Alex, Ellis and Jonk all got MEJIUM! 😂😂😂😂

[@1AndOnlyMr187]

6:37 i would've gone with a scotty joke there, "i'm givin' 'er all i got captain"

[@supanerdreviews4056]

At this point whenever cath fucks up I imagine her staring off into oblivion with like a thousand yard stare and slowly blinking one eye at a time with a head empty expression

[@Scampcam]

WPE get me in stitches every time. Thank you for the depressing birthday tune.

[@LEXXIUS]

This cured MY depression! 😂

[@levifoster5639]

It has been -1 days since our last workplace accident

[@RoughJem]

Maestro Gabby. You are too good for us! 😂

[@craigmacdougal7826]

That birthday song rendition. 🤌🏼👌🏼PERFECTION!

[@themasterchef9784]

Was waiting for this! Love it😂

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"Mission succeded, all crew members have been ejected from the ship"

[@drinkfromthecup]

There WERE 4 Impostors among us...

[@jasoncarter3182]

the penny whistle solo sounds like a dying loon and nearly had me pissing myself

[@WarlordX7]

I'd say happy birthday, Ellis, but since he is such a raging depressed maniac, I'll just say, birthday Ellis.

[@Aidanmoix]

They should play palworld it seems right up their alley with the stuff they do as well as the stuff that happens in that game

[@Anonymous-bq5qs]

Interesting way to start the vid, a funny short clip then intro!!

[@shawnvague7253]

Happy Birthday Ellis, I'm shocked you haven't lost your hair from being around someone as stressful as Jonk

[@StephersBeyond]

That was the best Depressed Birthday Song ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ligerfelikscayanga7361]

That was scary not immediately starting with the classic worst premade ever

[@cyberstar251]

the team talking about ftl travel just reminds me of star wars. "ftl ain't like dusting crops boy!"

[@GravitasZero]

On the subject of “warp” If you did manage to travel faster than light, chose a random direction (but still towards the more populated center of the galaxy) you would be the unluckiest bastard to have ever lived to even come close to a huge star, let alone an asteroid. Space between stars is really fucking empty. Now, ftl within a solar system might be a different story, but again, as they say “space big but space pretty empty”

[@seth-michaelmcquiddy9535]

After all these years of the joking, it was finally Ellis' birthday, and I have never heard anybody had the piss taken out of them more than this

[@theshackledgamer799]

Thanks for the tunes Gabby! Now my eye won't stop twitching.

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

Moral of the Story: NEVER bring Alex into space.

[@edwardharrison2497]

Dog did not enjoy the happy birthday at all 😂 she went and hid under bed

[@LunaBluelight]

Thank you Ellis for being on standby to correct Jakes Jonklish.

[@Grillbys_Snowdin]

Id love to see a Valentine's day stream where jake and gabby, ellis and cath play fable 3 coop in the same vc and just see who plays faster and better plus its extremely british

[@ArtOfCon-troll]

"What are you doing, step frigate?"

[@mcornue625]

"Well, actually" that episode of Black Mirror is kind of the opposite situation. The real astronauts are on the ship while their "flesh puppets" are on Earth. Kind of makes you wonder why they didn't do it the other way around, but then I guess it wouldn't have been as good an episode.

[@Salted_Fysh]

Regarding FTL travel: "Warping" to locations with known data would likely be done using the power of maths to predict the position of objects of interest. If this is not feasible, and you have reasonable sub-light capabilities, or in case where you don't have the necessary data, you could warp outside of the solar system and work your way in or take the necessary readings from there. The likelihood to hit something important out there is close to nil and these kinds of travel methods would very likely include at least some form of protection against smaller objects. That is assuming there isn't a method of FTL communication, in which case you can just designate and communicate entry and exit points points in the system, just like we do with runways and the control towers on airports. There's no reason why it wouldn't work in space other than communication delay.

[@spartanretro]

If WPE ever discovers time travel in this game, it would be an absolute miracle if they don’t catastrophically damage the ship

[@bearhugger3412]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ELLIS. KEEP BEING A NEEEERD!! Jokes aside, love y'all tho, have a good year this year Ellis

[@dr.bright6272]

The ship was found with no one in it. Though there were immense signs of sabotage

[@DizzyScorpia]

Bought this after their second stream. Bloody hell it’s fun if you like space sims

[@spencersullivan4447]

7:21 voice lines for the new Pokémon game are sounding fantastic

[@Asuda9nion]

Loving to see the depressed birthday song on my birthday lmaoo

[@Pokemonmasterz]

Intro caught me so off guard and I felt sad that it was gone, but then I was proven wrong

[@JustSomeDudee]

Bringing smiles as always, even when recovering from a bout of the ‘rona

[@justguy-4630]

"Now number 5" Ah. Alex is a real one.

[@pumpkingamebox]

First clip reminded me of “My job is to open and close doors”.

[@aceholepictures]

Happy birthday Ellis!! May it forever be your birthday

[@scouseleemini1]

I love how he pressed it then asked if it was locked Peak jonk

[@Ty-Dy]

Happy late birthday to Ellis, you're my favourite old man gamer on the internet!

[@justguy-4630]

Happy belated birthday, Ellis

[@TheSolDrake]

Around 6:05, they mention FTL travel. It is sort of possible, but we would need to find a way to open an Einstein Rosen Bridge instead of a blackhole.

[@ghalko1169]

Mozarts been really quiet since this happy birthday came out

[@DavidMcCoyII]

Like the format of quick scene before the intro

[@thePsiMatrix]

Not 2 minutes in and Cath pressed a button 😆

[@Cherrie_The_Shifter]

Love thus group GG, so funny lol ^.^

[@Cherrie_The_Shifter]

Interesting

[@PooBrainBatman]

Ah Depression, The best birthday present. I got my very own 23 years ago.

[@Undead_Beholder]

Joyous belated birth anniversary, Ellis.

[@ubcs-kommandent9964]

CANT WAIT TO SEE WPE PLAY HELLDRIVERS 2 SO MUCH CONTENT :: DROPS 500KG BOMB NEXT TO ALEX ::

[@thinkwithvideos2238]

8:24 Sounds like for when someone dies on their birthday.

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

That's why the star ships in starwars have literal super computers

[@theunluckyleprechaun576]

When you have a sh1t day in work. All you need to laugh is watch WPE

[@TruePirateKing12]

Happy Birthday Ellis!🎉

[@Slotff0125]

i kinda want more of Void Crew honestly

[@Gamesdean87]

OMG, I just had this video dubbed with an AI in German, and it's just pure chaos :D

[@rainafrfr]

This gane looks so fun! I hope they do more of it

[@christiana.rivera980]

So im a huge nerd and the whole speed of light or faster than light travel is tackled in multiple sci fi media forms. The closest we have in real life is spaceships having computers that make tiny adjustments based on sensor readings but compared to light speed they still go very slow. Starwars explains warp travel by having hyper lanes, which are giant clear stretches of space dedicated for faster than light travel. Pretty much allowing pilots fo set the ship to fly straight for multiple light years. Other forms of media describe making shields a kind of shield out of plasma that pushes things away and theoretically these can exist it'd just be very draining in terms of resources. Then finally advanced ai with multiple types of sensors and scanners could steer for us but we'd have to rely on the system running on quantum computers and hooe nothing goes wrong which is difficult cause the universe doesn't like computers.

[@somedude2296]

Idk what to comment, but I strangely feel obligated to do so…

[@ForestRaptor]

it's the charm

[@aeKai73]

A mee-jium bicskeet please

[@LvOneRose]

KZbin tags this for translation on the mobile app 😂

[@jakeking974]

The major issue with FTL travel is that matter cannot survive even traveling the speed of light, let alone exceeding that speed. And being that humans are made of matter, going FTL would atomically obliterate anyone who attempted it.

[@atheist101]

If we could do ftl travel it would be extremely rare to jump inside of something. Everything in space is so spread out the chances are low you'd hit anything

[@petcrab7026]

Happy birthday Ellis!

[@hunghonghot258]

Thank you for showing me a good video. Wishing everyone a very nice day!💓

[@danede3635]

I TOTALLY work for NASA and we are so close to inventing warp drives but brittany keeps taking the prototype home and it ends up smashed into her partner's intestines. My boss really wants to fire her but she makes some killer cookies so...

[@sushifox2058]

Ellis also being a February birthday explains a lot

[@prjndigo]

_Progonitaur the Belatinator_

[@JediRevan87]

Happy birthday Ellis

[@akantiia]

I love this band of dumbasses

[@WitusWorks]

Baaahahaha, you guys are hilarious to listen :D - well played! Metem preserve y'all you sexy bastards :D

[@thefearlessone6470]

Happy birthday Ellis Hope it's a depressing one 🎂