Would you rather... but Metal

[@exittragedy1436]

If you yell "Slayer sucks" at a Slayer show, there's a good chance no one's even gonna hear you

[@danielbrawner3677]

Or half of them would agree, but jam out anyways. 🤣

[@Colin-ch6zh]

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@Hadalium]

"SLAYER SUCKS!!!" "WHAT!?"

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Imagine yelling "SLAYER SUCKS!" and then Tom Araya goes to you after the show, pats your shoulder and just says "Yes. Slayer sucks." in a serious tome. That'd be pretty funny.

[@jaybarbieri8619]

@@ChaplainPhantasmDefinitely something he’d do lmao

[@Sullivan3406]

You guys make life better.

[@Dickey7861]

💜💜💜

[@ttraitors_5588]

@@Dickey7861 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@maxxpayn3_]

Fr

[@donaldduckdidyomom]

I could just imagine austin in the bathroom of a restaurant screaming “I CUUUUUUUM BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!” 💀

[@RedRed.917]

LMAOOOOO

[@xx7secondsxx]

My ex (soon to be wife!.... didn't work) sent me that pic!!! She was soooo RADD I truly thought it was her!!!! Still sooo 🥰🥰🥰 with her! Great soul! Were just friends!

[@mamitomoesenpai9572]

you could use the loophole of screaming from skin to liquid since it is your choice of what song

[@TheHorror415]

​@@xx7secondsxxthis is the most confusing comment I've ever read

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

​@@xx7secondsxxmy brother in Christ I see you're hurting and I'm sorry.

[@mattwilliamsonguitar]

Holy fuck, Austin's hair is a 10/10. Looks like a hockey mullet

[@crswro1690]

he gonna grow it out to donate it to Jared. poor fellas hairline is struggling.

[@mattwilliamsonguitar]

@@crswro1690 ice cold 🤣

[@BidoMaggot]

The manscaped sponsorship ran out

[@TheVioletBunny]

@@BidoMaggot keeps*

[@crswro1690]

@@justincoulter1992 if it does, ill at least have the common sense to not attempt to poorly conceal it with a backwards snapback. i think i would go with a flex fit.

[@therestingmitchface6241]

I saw Silent Planet, Silverstein and ABR. During the set up for Silverstein, the DJ played Chop Suey. Let’s just say the crowd sang Chop Suey way louder than they did to Silverstein

[@jpl1608]

I’m afraid you’re mistaken. The chop suey hype song is ABRs tradition.

[@danielmontgomery7657]

I actually saw SOAD with Korn and Russian circles as the opening bands a few weeks ago with my dad. It was my first metal show. I will never forget it as long as I live. \m/

[@silenttbobb217]

There's a venue near me that always plays chop suey at some point and everyone gets into it every time

[@WCUmetalhead]

Saw that same line up in Charlotte and the crowd went nuts for Chop Suey

[@Skarekrow1592]

I went to a Static-X reunion show with Dope, Devildriver,Raven Black and Wednsday 13. In between opening local bands. Dj started playing "Walk" by Pantera and "Replica" by Fear Factory. The ENTIRE audience sang along and moshed to both songs. Some nothing local band comes out and everyone instantly walks away. 😃

[@jessesmac]

"Munched on by Possums" is a better song title than "Devoured by Vermin"

[@cmc47834]

I can hear George yelling this before playing the song lol.

[@AshenRJ]

Austin's last Would You Rather is basically choose either be Tony Iommi or be Ozzy Osbourne.

[@andrewpappas9311]

Or Django Reinhardt, who was a jazz guitarist who lost two of his fingers

[@nattyg1909]

if metal never existed, aubby would still have the ridiculous vocal talent but it would mean nothing, since metal didn't exist. he's just be some guy that does the voiceovers for bears in animated childrens movies.

[@Dickey7861]

I’d be chased into the woods by villagers with pitch forks and torches lol

[@frankunodostres473]

sounds like a cool gig tbh

[@tommiethrash]

😂😂😂😂

[@napalm_toast995]

gumbuses are back

[@borbleborb4586]

the gumbuses... the scrumbuses...

[@Elias_619]

The chubba-wambusses

[@MrDrumerguy]

Austin had me dying with that gravity blast conversation @16:17

[@sikstene]

Same

[@Dickey7861]

Hahahaha same honestly, never realized till that moment how funny it is.

[@joblow5517]

Austin saying some of the funniest stuff and hearing Jared laugh his arse off is hilarious lmao

[@Mecha_Neko]

Austin is slowly morphing into a rad guidance counselor.

[@smarre12]

The Final Episode is nice, I really dig the chorus

[@alexhurd148]

I unironically love that song. It's a jam for sure

[@guitarandgames1386]

Honestly as someone who mainly listens to death metal and thrash. The final episode is a fun song

[@kacyeswinney7002]

I’m guilt of being a daily listener 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[@nicosuave5867]

@@kacyeswinney7002 same I listen to it in my patrol car whilst running speed tests on the highway 🛣️

[@js78910]

"I already play guitar a little bit.: - Jared Dines If that's the case I've never even touched a guitar. hahaha

[@MrMetalhorse]

I would just let metal not exist, invent it again and take credit for all the famous riffs. I'd probably get rich as fuck. Imagine being the guy who came up with ALL the guitar center riffs. Lmfao

[@MrMetalhorse]

Pretty selfish and cunty, I know, but it's hypothetical guys.

[@ericsele588]

But then you'd have to fight Tipper Gore all by yourself.

[@melanekhirano762]

I thought the same xD

[@kzeriar25]

yeah but the condition was it could never be reinvented either

[@MrMetalhorse]

@@ericsele588 But Tipper gore is old af now. It would probably be someone else now.

[@fisspace9330hate]

Jared wearing a DGD shirt makes me stoked for some reason.

[@marcoestrada2891]

I would love to see this "family feud" style. Where you poll the community first and make it a points game to see who chooses the most popular choice. As well as choose for yourselves. Just a thought, loved the video, thank you.

[@ethan.branthoover3460]

Jared really said he plays guitar "a little bit" 💀

[@cameroncruz9500]

Would you rather that, 1.) whenever you listen to a song 2 times in a row, it automatically becomes the only song you can listen to for an entire year until the day that you repeated that song. Or 2.) Every time you hit 100 listens to any song, that song is lost forever and you cant listen to it again in any capacity.

[@TopFloorEricc]

I fucking lost it when Austin started describing in detail how many times Jared would get hit by the hammer 😂

[@jacobhendershot4951]

I think more people should take a moment to appreciate that Austin Chin hair and mustache have grown into a proper goatee. What a beautiful human

[@vladimirtrikonoski9724]

"some people actually do that. They only have 10 songs on their playlist and nothing else* ight bro you literally did not need to throw me into the fire like that homie. I def listen to like only 5 songs most of the time.

[@shyank_life8744]

"I could live without fully automatic drums" dude! I'm freakin dying! 🤘🏻

[@Fey_Fatale]

One of the most brilliant mini music festivals I ever went to had two stages in one room; one up front, and one to the side. So when the main stage was breaking down, the next band would start playing the side stage. While they were playing, the next band on the main stage would be setting up, so there was never any lull. The crowd just shifted the way they were facing between each set. They squeezed in like 15+ bands in one afternoon/evening.

[@julianpalmer-smith5765]

I got the tmj shit too Dicky, much love brother. Glad to see all you guys are still rocking

[@spedanger1329]

Imagine waking up 3 o’clock in the morning to go take a poop 10 years into your marriage and you’re screaming Cannibal Corpse in the middle of the night😂😂😂😂

[@melvinschrute9617]

Another episode of Dunky and Krunk

[@DanceOfTheDawn5963]

Y’all are so funny in a really special way that I’ll never take for granted and your videos are amazing

[@nicolbolas3655]

Yall are pumping out content and I love it. keep it up bois

[@lanzelott22]

regarding the break while hosting ur own even @ 13:30 i always remember the one time i was at vans warped tour and they had two stages next to each other . when one band ended their show the next began on the other stage its the best concert expirience ive ever had .

[@owengavel4523]

please make these videos together more 😭

[@Dickey7861]

Just filmed four more new videos, it’s good to be back 🥲 tell ya fwends

[@Khainite]

Austin is absolutely one of the funniest people I've ever seen. I'm cracking up at all this.

[@DESOLATENY]

would you rather start a new major music festival/tour (like Warped tour, Knotfest, etc.) that is super successful OR start a completely new genre in music that becomes extremely popular and you will be credited with creating for the rest of human history.

[@christinalopez2487]

Start a new genre

[@jpl1608]

Genre for sure. And then play your own festivals anyway. Lol. This is super easy.

[@Dickey7861]

The fest would be dope now for the sake of concert goers but making your own genre that’s legendary status! I’d choose option 2! 💜

[@DamienXavier1828]

Make a new festival. It would be a blast. We need a new warped tour. I miss those days man.

[@guitarandgames1386]

New genre. I've always dreamed of combining the best aspects of Death, Thrash, and Groove metal

[@themilkynipple2801]

Austins take of the slayers fans at the beginning reminded me of the episode of family guy where peter walked into the ghetto and screamed the N word, coming back with a crown saying they respected me for it 😂

[@Pyramide_music]

I once was at an ADTR show with my girl friend and all of a sudden, they started to play Chop Suey by System of a Down. Everyone started to since at the top of there lungs in the venu and the band started right after the song was over. My girlfriend thought we we're all crazy because it was her first show ever XD

[@squonkydog6259]

Gotta love the drive in boyos, they’re really good friends with SOAD edit: wait did you mean ATDI or am I just el stupido

[@isabelrodriguezsjolund9701]

"It stopped at Blues baby" I feel like there is some stuff in there between before we get to Metal. 🤣

[@nathantaylor1972]

When you guys upload a video it immediately becomes a better day

[@Dickey7861]

Aww you’re too kind 💜💜💜

[@J.Shambles]

One time at a concert I went to, the crowd was moshing to bohemian rhapsody between bands

[@thealaskanforever]

Would you rather fight Alex terrible or Mick Thompson? (They have their mask on)

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

Yes

[@_CPP_]

Probably Alex Terrible. Mick is way too intimidating

[@FilthTribeFTP]

So basically, do you want to die very painfully, or do you want to die experiencing the most fear and horror possible? Tough choice

[@XDiCap]

Mick. He’s older so he might have bad knees or a bad back

[@lrballistics]

@@XDiCap Dude took a knife to the neck and walked home three days later, you're not walking away

[@tjacobemxw109]

Speaking of good DJ, I don’t recall the year but went to see GWAR at the Roseland in Portland,OR. In between bands who ever helmed the song choices had the entire place singing War pigs and Don’t stop believing. Will never forget that night

[@Patty-P]

Love you guys, thank you for uploading this ❤️

[@randerins]

I'd relive my best concert, easy choice. Architects and STYG at the PlayStation Theater in NYC, was massive OOF!

[@prashantsarkar821]

Would you rather play a guitar that has no g string, or a drum kit where the hi hat is always open.

[@martinrogers8465]

I love seeing Archspire and Fallujah records in the background. You guys are so good!

[@TranzparentMethods]

Honestly, one of the biggest shows I was ever a part of, we started a riot. The Detroit Police showed up. I was in a Hip Hop group, where we were promised an 8:30 stage time. Our fans were waiting until 10:30... This dude started a riot, due to one of my group members hitting him in the head with a CD... He didn't mean it, but the man he hit just happened to be a guy that was heckling us right off stage. That lead to a complete riot. I wish I still had video from that night!

[@brodynations4243]

THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR SAVING METAL

[@matts5803]

I missed these, I needed my dose of aubby and jumby

[@michaelbauer3693]

You guys cheer me up every damn time! keep it up you're amazing !! much love

[@dannydark0]

never stop uploading this is easily the best channel on yt

[@DarkHorror45]

Would you rather listen to the Saint Anger album in its entirety three times in a row once a week for the rest of your life OR have Dave Grohl verbally berate your musical talents and tell you you have no musical future once a month for a decade

[@PsychoticFemboySlvt]

Easily second choice, I already know I have no musical talent whatsoever. So, it would be more like Dave Grohl telling me something I already know once a month for a decade.

[@willhargreaveshf]

I already listen to St. Anger that frequently

[@GenCirnoLivestream]

Saint Anger. I can’t stand the thought of David Grohl insulting me on such a personal level, even if i don’t have a lot of musical talent. And I like some of Saint Anger

[@The_JustJoshing]

St. Anger

[@MrBraz33]

Does Dave have to fo it in person?

[@jacobtridef48]

Ty for saving metal for us Austin! 💜

[@lizzyr.1541]

austin's face at 0:20 made me shoot ramen broth out of my nose, because apparently that's a thing that can happen

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

When Austin said that he'd take breakdowns over blast beats, I'm pretty sure I saw the Relentless Mutation vinyl weep behind him. As long as doom metal riffs don't count as breakdowns, I'm giving up the smash for the brrrrrtttt

[@SlyHikari03]

The “entertaining fans during setup” reminded me of when I went to see Meshuggah (touring with Torche and In Flames) at the palladium (10/9/22 was the date) and as the band was setting up they played chiptune classic rock songs (pour some sugar, master of puppets, etc) over the PA system (probably was the front of house engineer).

[@Jayb23432]

when Austin says bring me pictures of Spider-Man drumming as JK Simmons that slayed me thank you man.

[@IndieTimmie]

Been busy with life and I haven't been able to catch videos from you in a while, I've missed this. I need to binge your videos. With Jared's last one. Jared never said you'd lose your metal talents for choosing the metal genre to be gone, you could invent the genre, lmao.

[@nikkimusiccore]

I love that INK album on the background

[@Dickey7861]

Saaaame 💜💜💜

[@nikkimusiccore]

@@Dickey7861 What’s your favorite song by them?

[@kionicxnm]

jerod's last one is actually easy for me at least. all of my musical talent is in metal so if the genre never existed i could just invent it. but it can't be invented, affectively making my talent worthless. so i could get rid of all of my talent or make my talent worthless and get rid of metal. obviously i'd get rid of my talent

[@MinorSpiffy]

Would you rather, Everytime you or someone who is talking to you finishes a sentence you gotta end it with "BLEGH" Or... everytime you speak, each syllable an audible chug from an 8 string is heard along with your normal speech. Basically walking talking DJENT.

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Second that’s sick af

[@Benobot99]

I see that Archspire Relentless Mutation on the left! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@AWDor]

Explaining the hammer smashed face had me wheeze laughing 😂

[@Logan619ine-i5q]

Lol man haven’t watched these guys in awhile I love them so much gonna binge them and lol Jared getting a lil gray and wow Dickey looking different man I remember when Dickey and Jared were clean shaved lol

[@schizojit]

God dayum I haven't watched in over a year I miss Dickey's humor idk why I even stopped

[@shawn2044]

Started playing music because of you two! Rock on guys!

[@roadrunner1884]

A part 2 would be awesome this was funny😂

[@fazeobama-andrew6435]

0:05 wouldn’t be the first time Dickey tried to kill Dines on camera lmao

[@dotto4076]

First time I see that Silver scream album in the background and im loving it!

[@kacyeswinney7002]

I feel attacked by the whole The Final Episode question. I am one of those people who voluntarily listens to it daily. 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

[@MrHitthedanceflo]

I was just at a concert where between tear down and set up they played Bohemian Rhapsody and everyone was singing along to it, the crazy part is they cut it off right before the big break when the guitar and drums let loose. 😢😤 cucked at a concert.

[@TranzparentMethods]

Hammer Smashed Face is the chick that opens up "Terrifier". I'd much rather get a hammer smashed face, instead of devoured by vermin, but it you SURVIVE a hammer smashed face...

[@TheMouthOfTheSouth]

God I fucking LOVE these videos 🤣🤣🤣 Feels like goofing off with a couple of friends every time

[@TheDogggrecords]

I actually blew off 3 of my fingers including my thumb and had to learn to play lefty so the end of this video is awesome! And I'm high up on the totem pole in my world of music, I'm actually the best I've ever met by far! See you boys soon 🤣

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

I dont know why but “the child of Al Gore and Busta Rhymes” made me die laughing.

[@JUNK_ZONE]

"Talent" is just a random group of unfocused skills you've learned from other activities that just so happen to make your chosen (or otherwise) activity easier to pick up. "Talent" is happenstance, skill can be learned. So, "losing your musical talent" would probably make more of an impact on your life than it would your potential musical ability.

[@SuperSlawter]

I feel attacked by the Asking Alexandria one. My old alarm tone in high school was Dear Insanity.

[@dannymoxius]

Would you rather never be able to watch another band's show (live or live streamed) or never be able to play another show yourself (live or live streamed)?

[@starrk7158]

easy, never play a live/live streamed show

[@kodyepidemic]

“There are people choosing to listen to The Final Episode every day” I feel attacked

[@andym3510]

Never stop, your videos are amazing

[@RaijinSozin]

The beautiful thing about having multiple "best show" contenders is you can miss out on 1 and be ight

[@baka2040]

...as far as the bar goes, you could always order one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

[@11-CUBErt]

Austin's Hypothetical About Jared Being Chased Through The Woods By A Dead Rapist Will Never Fail To Make Me Laugh

[@Meatman8089]

Jared Dinesworth and Austin Dickolas are just the best

[@alexfrye3403]

Fucking finally we have waited eons for this magnificent creation 😫💯🖤

[@simonced]

That was hilarious! Thanks for the lols!

[@daytonhamilton1975]

Would you rather perform in front of thousands of people and you make a bunch of noticeable mistakes or only be able to perform in front of a couple people flawlessly?

[@nathan.w05]

Bro that silver scream record is such a throwback now. That new album is FIREEEEEE

[@Legolion17]

DEVOURED - Cesspool Of Vermin There's your answer

[@brianvaldez2326]

25:35 jared has the best voice but austin has the best lyrics 🤣🤣🤣

[@Masked_SVincent]

“There is some people that choose to do that” yes that is me admittedly, shit goes hard fuck what ya heard.

[@staciemae]

I feel like we've all aged 30 years since the pandemic hit.

[@bencekollar8778]

My student dorm roommate has in fact the Final Episod as his morning alarmclock. Every fucking day.

[@calmwalks6770]

everytime im here im in tears , i love this channel so much lol

[@quintonj7221]

Would you rather have perfect pitch, or perfect rhythm.

[@boogiepop924]

THE CHUMBO WOMBO GANG IS BACK

[@stormjett2608]

Would you rather take a Jackson reverse headstock (strings not quite fully clipped, enough to stab your finger while tuning) up the rear? Or Never able to be able to djent again?

[@pasi8800]

"Tell us if you had fun". hell yeah, I had fun!

[@karrington2]

So damn funny, definitely would love a part 2! 🤣

[@MoonDevoured]

A better question would've been breakdowns or solos. Though, I'd still say breakdowns. But at one point in my life I'd have definitely said solos.

[@jbober123]

The Final Episode is my ringtone so this one would be easy

[@samualthehumanperson7677]

I Recently Saw Wage War And Beartooth Back In August And Right Before Beartooth Came Onstage, They Started Playing Break Stuff And *EVERYONE FUCKING WENT OFF.*