Would you rather... but Metal

[@mattwilliamsonguitar]

Holy fuck, Austin's hair is a 10/10. Looks like a hockey mullet

[@crswro1690]

he gonna grow it out to donate it to Jared. poor fellas hairline is struggling.

[@mattwilliamsonguitar]

@@crswro1690 ice cold 🤣

[@BidoMaggot]

The manscaped sponsorship ran out

[@TheVioletBunny]

@@BidoMaggot keeps*

[@crswro1690]

@@justincoulter1992 if it does, ill at least have the common sense to not attempt to poorly conceal it with a backwards snapback. i think i would go with a flex fit.

[@Sullivan3406]

You guys make life better.

[@Dickey7861]

💜💜💜

[@ttraitors_5588]

@@Dickey7861 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@maxxpayn3_]

Fr

[@donaldduckdidyomom]

I could just imagine austin in the bathroom of a restaurant screaming “I CUUUUUUUM BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!” 💀

[@RedRed.917]

LMAOOOOO

[@xx7secondsxx]

My ex (soon to be wife!.... didn't work) sent me that pic!!! She was soooo RADD I truly thought it was her!!!! Still sooo 🥰🥰🥰 with her! Great soul! Were just friends!

[@mamitomoesenpai9572]

you could use the loophole of screaming from skin to liquid since it is your choice of what song

[@TheHorror415]

​@@xx7secondsxxthis is the most confusing comment I've ever read

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

​@@xx7secondsxxmy brother in Christ I see you're hurting and I'm sorry.

[@exittragedy1436]

If you yell "Slayer sucks" at a Slayer show, there's a good chance no one's even gonna hear you

[@danielbrawner3677]

Or half of them would agree, but jam out anyways. 🤣

[@Colin-ch6zh]

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@Hadalium]

"SLAYER SUCKS!!!" "WHAT!?"

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Imagine yelling "SLAYER SUCKS!" and then Tom Araya goes to you after the show, pats your shoulder and just says "Yes. Slayer sucks." in a serious tome. That'd be pretty funny.

[@jaybarbieri8619]

@@ChaplainPhantasmDefinitely something he’d do lmao

[@therestingmitchface6241]

I saw Silent Planet, Silverstein and ABR. During the set up for Silverstein, the DJ played Chop Suey. Let’s just say the crowd sang Chop Suey way louder than they did to Silverstein

[@jpl1608]

I’m afraid you’re mistaken. The chop suey hype song is ABRs tradition.

[@danielmontgomery7657]

I actually saw SOAD with Korn and Russian circles as the opening bands a few weeks ago with my dad. It was my first metal show. I will never forget it as long as I live. \m/

[@silenttbobb217]

There's a venue near me that always plays chop suey at some point and everyone gets into it every time

[@WCUmetalhead]

Saw that same line up in Charlotte and the crowd went nuts for Chop Suey

[@Skarekrow1592]

I went to a Static-X reunion show with Dope, Devildriver,Raven Black and Wednsday 13. In between opening local bands. Dj started playing "Walk" by Pantera and "Replica" by Fear Factory. The ENTIRE audience sang along and moshed to both songs. Some nothing local band comes out and everyone instantly walks away. 😃

[@jessesmac]

"Munched on by Possums" is a better song title than "Devoured by Vermin"

[@cmc47834]

I can hear George yelling this before playing the song lol.

[@napalm_toast995]

gumbuses are back

[@borbleborb4586]

the gumbuses... the scrumbuses...

[@Elias_619]

The chubba-wambusses

[@nattyg1909]

if metal never existed, aubby would still have the ridiculous vocal talent but it would mean nothing, since metal didn't exist. he's just be some guy that does the voiceovers for bears in animated childrens movies.

[@Dickey7861]

I’d be chased into the woods by villagers with pitch forks and torches lol

[@frankunodostres473]

sounds like a cool gig tbh

[@tommiethrash]

😂😂😂😂

[@UncleRJ]

Austin's last Would You Rather is basically choose either be Tony Iommi or be Ozzy Osbourne.

[@andrewpappas9311]

Or Django Reinhardt, who was a jazz guitarist who lost two of his fingers

[@Mecha_Neko]

Austin is slowly morphing into a rad guidance counselor.

[@MrDrumerguy]

Austin had me dying with that gravity blast conversation @16:17

[@sikstene]

Same

[@Dickey7861]

Hahahaha same honestly, never realized till that moment how funny it is.

[@js78910]

"I already play guitar a little bit.: - Jared Dines If that's the case I've never even touched a guitar. hahaha

[@marcoestrada2891]

I would love to see this "family feud" style. Where you poll the community first and make it a points game to see who chooses the most popular choice. As well as choose for yourselves. Just a thought, loved the video, thank you.

[@joblow5517]

Austin saying some of the funniest stuff and hearing Jared laugh his arse off is hilarious lmao

[@smarre12]

The Final Episode is nice, I really dig the chorus

[@alexhurd148]

I unironically love that song. It's a jam for sure

[@guitarandgames1386]

Honestly as someone who mainly listens to death metal and thrash. The final episode is a fun song

[@kacyeswinney7002]

I’m guilt of being a daily listener 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[@nicosuave5867]

@@kacyeswinney7002 same I listen to it in my patrol car whilst running speed tests on the highway 🛣️

[@melvinschrute9617]

Another episode of Dunky and Krunk

[@ethan.branthoover3460]

Jared really said he plays guitar "a little bit" 💀

[@cameroncruz9500]

Would you rather that, 1.) whenever you listen to a song 2 times in a row, it automatically becomes the only song you can listen to for an entire year until the day that you repeated that song. Or 2.) Every time you hit 100 listens to any song, that song is lost forever and you cant listen to it again in any capacity.

[@fisspace9330hate]

Jared wearing a DGD shirt makes me stoked for some reason.

[@TopFloorEricc]

I fucking lost it when Austin started describing in detail how many times Jared would get hit by the hammer 😂

[@MrMetalhorse]

I would just let metal not exist, invent it again and take credit for all the famous riffs. I'd probably get rich as fuck. Imagine being the guy who came up with ALL the guitar center riffs. Lmfao

[@MrMetalhorse]

Pretty selfish and cunty, I know, but it's hypothetical guys.

[@ericsele588]

But then you'd have to fight Tipper Gore all by yourself.

[@melanekhirano762]

I thought the same xD

[@kzeriar25]

yeah but the condition was it could never be reinvented either

[@MrMetalhorse]

@@ericsele588 But Tipper gore is old af now. It would probably be someone else now.

[@DESOLATENY]

would you rather start a new major music festival/tour (like Warped tour, Knotfest, etc.) that is super successful OR start a completely new genre in music that becomes extremely popular and you will be credited with creating for the rest of human history.

[@christinalopez2487]

Start a new genre

[@jpl1608]

Genre for sure. And then play your own festivals anyway. Lol. This is super easy.

[@Dickey7861]

The fest would be dope now for the sake of concert goers but making your own genre that’s legendary status! I’d choose option 2! 💜

[@DamienXavier1828]

Make a new festival. It would be a blast. We need a new warped tour. I miss those days man.

[@guitarandgames1386]

New genre. I've always dreamed of combining the best aspects of Death, Thrash, and Groove metal

[@jacobhendershot4951]

I think more people should take a moment to appreciate that Austin Chin hair and mustache have grown into a proper goatee. What a beautiful human

[@spedanger1329]

Imagine waking up 3 o’clock in the morning to go take a poop 10 years into your marriage and you’re screaming Cannibal Corpse in the middle of the night😂😂😂😂

[@pierre-yvesbourbeau2897]

I once was at an ADTR show with my girl friend and all of a sudden, they started to play Chop Suey by System of a Down. Everyone started to since at the top of there lungs in the venu and the band started right after the song was over. My girlfriend thought we we're all crazy because it was her first show ever XD

[@squonkydog6259]

Gotta love the drive in boyos, they’re really good friends with SOAD edit: wait did you mean ATDI or am I just el stupido

[@thealaskanforever]

Would you rather fight Alex terrible or Mick Thompson? (They have their mask on)

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

Yes

[@_CPP_]

Probably Alex Terrible. Mick is way too intimidating

[@FilthTribeFTP]

So basically, do you want to die very painfully, or do you want to die experiencing the most fear and horror possible? Tough choice

[@XDiCap]

Mick. He’s older so he might have bad knees or a bad back

[@lrballistics]

@@XDiCap Dude took a knife to the neck and walked home three days later, you're not walking away

[@troythetinkerer]

He knows to speak softly when talking to The Papa.

[@julianpalmer-smith5765]

I got the tmj shit too Dicky, much love brother. Glad to see all you guys are still rocking

[@vladimirtrikonoski9724]

"some people actually do that. They only have 10 songs on their playlist and nothing else* ight bro you literally did not need to throw me into the fire like that homie. I def listen to like only 5 songs most of the time.

[@dannymoxius]

Would you rather never be able to watch another band's show (live or live streamed) or never be able to play another show yourself (live or live streamed)?

[@starrk7158]

easy, never play a live/live streamed show

[@owengavel4523]

please make these videos together more 😭

[@Dickey7861]

Just filmed four more new videos, it’s good to be back 🥲 tell ya fwends

[@shyank_life8744]

"I could live without fully automatic drums" dude! I'm freakin dying! 🤘🏻

[@Fey_Fatale]

One of the most brilliant mini music festivals I ever went to had two stages in one room; one up front, and one to the side. So when the main stage was breaking down, the next band would start playing the side stage. While they were playing, the next band on the main stage would be setting up, so there was never any lull. The crowd just shifted the way they were facing between each set. They squeezed in like 15+ bands in one afternoon/evening.

[@jacobtridef48]

Ty for saving metal for us Austin! 💜

[@themilkynipple2801]

Austins take of the slayers fans at the beginning reminded me of the episode of family guy where peter walked into the ghetto and screamed the N word, coming back with a crown saying they respected me for it 😂

[@TranzparentMethods]

Honestly, one of the biggest shows I was ever a part of, we started a riot. The Detroit Police showed up. I was in a Hip Hop group, where we were promised an 8:30 stage time. Our fans were waiting until 10:30... This dude started a riot, due to one of my group members hitting him in the head with a CD... He didn't mean it, but the man he hit just happened to be a guy that was heckling us right off stage. That lead to a complete riot. I wish I still had video from that night!

[@MrHitthedanceflo]

I was just at a concert where between tear down and set up they played Bohemian Rhapsody and everyone was singing along to it, the crazy part is they cut it off right before the big break when the guitar and drums let loose. 😢😤 cucked at a concert.

[@fazeobama-andrew6435]

0:05 wouldn’t be the first time Dickey tried to kill Dines on camera lmao

[@brodynations4243]

THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR SAVING METAL

[@J.Shambles]

One time at a concert I went to, the crowd was moshing to bohemian rhapsody between bands

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

When Austin said that he'd take breakdowns over blast beats, I'm pretty sure I saw the Relentless Mutation vinyl weep behind him. As long as doom metal riffs don't count as breakdowns, I'm giving up the smash for the brrrrrtttt

[@nicolbolas3655]

Yall are pumping out content and I love it. keep it up bois

[@matts5803]

I missed these, I needed my dose of aubby and jumby

[@randerins]

I'd relive my best concert, easy choice. Architects and STYG at the PlayStation Theater in NYC, was massive OOF!

[@nathantaylor1972]

When you guys upload a video it immediately becomes a better day

[@Dickey7861]

Aww you’re too kind 💜💜💜

[@Khainite]

Austin is absolutely one of the funniest people I've ever seen. I'm cracking up at all this.

[@samualthehumanperson7677]

I Recently Saw Wage War And Beartooth Back In August And Right Before Beartooth Came Onstage, They Started Playing Break Stuff And *EVERYONE FUCKING WENT OFF.*

[@isabelrodriguezsjolund9701]

"It stopped at Blues baby" I feel like there is some stuff in there between before we get to Metal. 🤣

[@MinorSpiffy]

Would you rather, Everytime you or someone who is talking to you finishes a sentence you gotta end it with "BLEGH" Or... everytime you speak, each syllable an audible chug from an 8 string is heard along with your normal speech. Basically walking talking DJENT.

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Second that’s sick af

[@boogiepop924]

THE CHUMBO WOMBO GANG IS BACK

[@DanceOfTheDawn5963]

Y’all are so funny in a really special way that I’ll never take for granted and your videos are amazing

[@Benobot99]

I see that Archspire Relentless Mutation on the left! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@brianvaldez2326]

25:35 jared has the best voice but austin has the best lyrics 🤣🤣🤣

[@JUNK_ZONE]

"Talent" is just a random group of unfocused skills you've learned from other activities that just so happen to make your chosen (or otherwise) activity easier to pick up. "Talent" is happenstance, skill can be learned. So, "losing your musical talent" would probably make more of an impact on your life than it would your potential musical ability.

[@TheDogggrecords]

I actually blew off 3 of my fingers including my thumb and had to learn to play lefty so the end of this video is awesome! And I'm high up on the totem pole in my world of music, I'm actually the best I've ever met by far! See you boys soon 🤣

[@Patty-P]

Love you guys, thank you for uploading this ❤️

[@prashantsarkar821]

Would you rather play a guitar that has no g string, or a drum kit where the hi hat is always open.

[@tjacobemxw109]

Speaking of good DJ, I don’t recall the year but went to see GWAR at the Roseland in Portland,OR. In between bands who ever helmed the song choices had the entire place singing War pigs and Don’t stop believing. Will never forget that night

[@AWDor]

Explaining the hammer smashed face had me wheeze laughing 😂

[@bencekollar8778]

My student dorm roommate has in fact the Final Episod as his morning alarmclock. Every fucking day.

[@nikkimusiccore]

I love that INK album on the background

[@Dickey7861]

Saaaame 💜💜💜

[@nikkimusiccore]

@@Dickey7861 What’s your favorite song by them?

[@lanzelott22]

regarding the break while hosting ur own even @ 13:30 i always remember the one time i was at vans warped tour and they had two stages next to each other . when one band ended their show the next began on the other stage its the best concert expirience ive ever had .

[@kionicxnm]

jerod's last one is actually easy for me at least. all of my musical talent is in metal so if the genre never existed i could just invent it. but it can't be invented, affectively making my talent worthless. so i could get rid of all of my talent or make my talent worthless and get rid of metal. obviously i'd get rid of my talent

[@sikstene]

Would you rather be a member of your favorite band and lose lots of your friends? Or would you rather get to show your music to your favorite band but never be known (musically) by anyone else?

[@MoonDevoured]

A better question would've been breakdowns or solos. Though, I'd still say breakdowns. But at one point in my life I'd have definitely said solos.

[@SlyHikari03]

The “entertaining fans during setup” reminded me of when I went to see Meshuggah (touring with Torche and In Flames) at the palladium (10/9/22 was the date) and as the band was setting up they played chiptune classic rock songs (pour some sugar, master of puppets, etc) over the PA system (probably was the front of house engineer).

[@dannydark0]

never stop uploading this is easily the best channel on yt

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

I dont know why but “the child of Al Gore and Busta Rhymes” made me die laughing.

[@martinrogers8465]

I love seeing Archspire and Fallujah records in the background. You guys are so good!

[@michaelbauer3693]

You guys cheer me up every damn time! keep it up you're amazing !! much love

[@TranzparentMethods]

Hammer Smashed Face is the chick that opens up "Terrifier". I'd much rather get a hammer smashed face, instead of devoured by vermin, but it you SURVIVE a hammer smashed face...

[@quintonj7221]

Would you rather have perfect pitch, or perfect rhythm.

[@IndieTimmie]

Been busy with life and I haven't been able to catch videos from you in a while, I've missed this. I need to binge your videos. With Jared's last one. Jared never said you'd lose your metal talents for choosing the metal genre to be gone, you could invent the genre, lmao.

[@shawn2044]

Started playing music because of you two! Rock on guys!

[@daytonhamilton1975]

Would you rather perform in front of thousands of people and you make a bunch of noticeable mistakes or only be able to perform in front of a couple people flawlessly?

[@Legolion17]

DEVOURED - Cesspool Of Vermin There's your answer

[@viscountrainbows6452]

If I were gonna be stuck in one vocal style for all communication I'd rap like MF DOOM [R.I.P.]

[@SuperSlawter]

I feel attacked by the Asking Alexandria one. My old alarm tone in high school was Dear Insanity.

[@roadrunner1884]

A part 2 would be awesome this was funny😂

[@DarkHorror45]

Would you rather listen to the Saint Anger album in its entirety three times in a row once a week for the rest of your life OR have Dave Grohl verbally berate your musical talents and tell you you have no musical future once a month for a decade

[@PsychoticFemboySlvt]

Easily second choice, I already know I have no musical talent whatsoever. So, it would be more like Dave Grohl telling me something I already know once a month for a decade.

[@willhargreaveshf]

I already listen to St. Anger that frequently

[@GenCirnoLivestream]

Saint Anger. I can’t stand the thought of David Grohl insulting me on such a personal level, even if i don’t have a lot of musical talent. And I like some of Saint Anger

[@The_JustJoshing]

St. Anger

[@MrBraz33]

Does Dave have to fo it in person?

[@simonced]

That was hilarious! Thanks for the lols!

[@andym3510]

Never stop, your videos are amazing

[@solidsnake8008]

He who controls the slayer fans controls history

[@simplsaiyanappa6572]

"Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

[@idrkofficial6101]

25:00 holy shit I'm crying

[@baka2040]

...as far as the bar goes, you could always order one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

[@11-CUBErt]

Austin's Hypothetical About Jared Being Chased Through The Woods By A Dead Rapist Will Never Fail To Make Me Laugh

[@alexfrye3403]

Fucking finally we have waited eons for this magnificent creation 😫💯🖤

[@kodyepidemic]

“There are people choosing to listen to The Final Episode every day” I feel attacked

[@pasi8800]

"Tell us if you had fun". hell yeah, I had fun!

[@jeffd.3883]

when Austin says bring me pictures of Spider-Man drumming as JK Simmons that slayed me thank you man.

[@lizzyr.1541]

austin's face at 0:20 made me shoot ramen broth out of my nose, because apparently that's a thing that can happen

[@TheMouthOfTheSouth]

God I fucking LOVE these videos 🤣🤣🤣 Feels like goofing off with a couple of friends every time

[@kacyeswinney7002]

I feel attacked by the whole The Final Episode question. I am one of those people who voluntarily listens to it daily. 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

[@RaijinSozin]

The beautiful thing about having multiple "best show" contenders is you can miss out on 1 and be ight

[@staciemae]

I feel like we've all aged 30 years since the pandemic hit.

[@schizojit]

God dayum I haven't watched in over a year I miss Dickey's humor idk why I even stopped

[@Noanator]

Dickey looks like a composition book

[@nocon628]

Thank the fucking lord for your guys’ channel being BACC BOI 💯🤘

[@Jocelynaw12]

I live for Austin's humor.