Spoilers Ahead - Man of Surreal (Man of Steel) - Lyle McDouchebag

Superman faces his most difficult challenge yet: Making sense
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[@Cirno.mp4]

"You had two chances at dad and both of them ended with not dad. Now you have *zero* dad. You've been double dedadded and left woefully dadless." -Not drugs, 2014 - present day.

[@tachanka107]

I'm going to laser eye this humble, suburban family.

[@djwilson1993]

But have you considered NUENGUHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGGGGHGHGHH

[@RamadaArtist]

7:42 " 'They all should die because I don't understand them.' A true American hero." A pairing of phrases so satisfying it hurts.

[@RichaadEB]

"there's only one way this can end Cal, either I die or you do" 10/10 snydont

[@Mattquaza]

don't forget supermans time travelling superspeed. But if you're listening Lyle, I'd recommend Lucy for the next Spoilers Ahead, as it's so fucking dumb conceptually. The only story is bad people stick drugs into scarlett johanensons vagoo and she absorbs them into her mind. and then she learns to be super smart using only 20% of her brain.

[@tomothytimbo]

Holy fuck that movie was so bad it made me never want to stare at a screen ever again.

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

Tomoko Kuroki Just like Watamote.

[@tomothytimbo]

machinimamarlon excuse me

[@Mattquaza]

Tomoko Kuroki #shotsfired

[@tomothytimbo]

Mattquaza woop woop thats the sound of the police

[@ColonelCorson]

That feel when Godzilla saves more people and causes less collateral damage than Superman.

[@ManOfBullshit]

You know when you fucked up when a prehistoric dinosaur does a better job than you

[@Metroid51]

Prepare Your Diddly Hole and He has an excuse when he destroys a building

[@1128godzilla]

Godzilla isn't even trying and he dose better

[@GodzillaMendoza]

marcus lahoz Godzilla was SUPPOSED to break buildings and smash several thousand innocent civilians an he still couldn't match Superman's lust for chaos and genocide.

[@GodzillaMendoza]

***** Lots of cars being thrown. Lots of throwing Zod through buildings full of people. It's an exaggeration for a joke, but he was being pretty careless.

[@mattd824]

Can't save dad. You had two chances at dad and both of them ended with not dad. Now you have zero dad. You've been double de-dadded and left woefully dadless.

[@rallokkcaz]

Lyle 2014

[@SALordBaxter]

My dad liked this video which was cool, he liked the dad jokes. Usually when I show him things I like on the internet he just shakes his head and wonders where he went wrong.

[@badjokezach6359]

I love how after Lyle mocks Superman’s “Ehhhghhh!” you can hear the echoes. Good touch.

[@Soluswithyou]

What about the fact that Krypton's people were basically turbo-Nazis? They basically thought that anything that wasn't a baby-grape clone of an ancient dead guy was heresy. Ergo: Zod hated Superman because he came out of a vagina, rather than a grape thingy.

[@Pixeleyes00]

I miss these videos so much. I wish there were more of them.

[@badjokezach6359]

Well good news there’s a new one

[@Fullmetal1337]

8:05 I love how "Some Guy" has bandages on his chest from when he got shot in the chest during "The Hungry Gays".

[@krodmandoon3479]

Sum Gai has been through the shit.

[@Werewolf_Korra]

It's like an angry stoner who's actually like a college grad film critic got hammered and saw Man of Steel.

[@Rebazar]

You forgot about Superman and Zod punching each other through buildings and causing explosions in the middle of a densely populated urban area for 40 minutes. But it's okay, no one died, because everyone was magically evacuated... every single person! Because that's how evacuating people in the middle of a disaster works, right?

[@SleepDeprived02]

lol he mentions a DBZ fight,but i see where you're coming from

[@themightybullfrog]

Rebazar Let's not forget that we're CONSTANTLY cutting back to the squishy humans down below so that we never forget that the buildings that are toppling are full of people!

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Flash deserves a pay raise.

[@JCOdrjones]

BvS... come on Lyle, it's out, and you need to make a Spoilers Ahead for it.

[@thevideosinc]

in 2 years

[@MrGeltz]

+thevideosinc SO TRUE

[@notme57812]

thevideosinc almost time

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

It's a damn shame

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"Black ice dildo jail" Thats probably the best thing ever said by a human being

[@Quaz944]

Still waiting to see if you will do a Spoilers Ahead on The Fault on our Stars.

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

I mean He IS a fifteen year old white girl so maybe he will.

[@TeamBelmont91]

SUPERMAN'S DAD? SUPERMAN'S STEPDAD?! *...MARCUS'S DAD!!!*

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

Marcus' DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[@RottenPizza801]

Having anyone who raises superman tell him maybe you shouldn't save everyone is the equivalent of Peter Parker looking up at the sky to see a giant uncle ben head saying kill them all -Matt McMuscles

[@MrLonelyIsland]

Lyle's Superman Scream is all I want on my iPod. I'm gonna clear everything out and just put that on loop all day. It's gonna be my ringtone.

[@REX1654]

I can't wait for Lyle to pick apart Batman v Superman.

[@SmashTheBandicoot]

Drew Melcher I believe you mean the Rich Whiter Man Rises vs The Man of Surreal XD

[@CruelestChris]

I prefer the Rich Evans title, "Murder Man versus Captain Hypocrite."

[@TheYetixOUTx]

Bvs is the worst crap. Superman is over powered but can be written interestingly. Just look at the Superman animated series

[@OurDarkGoldenHero]

Take this from a Superman fan; this was fucking hilarious.

[@trevorbaugh1335]

Not sure if anyone else noticed, but at 6:40 the people in the spaceship are the fruit people from his hunger games review. Love Lyle's vids because of all the easter eggs he sneaks in and doesn't call attention to.

[@biddrickbidmen4774]

It is theorized, though never confirmed by Jerry Siegel, that Superman was made to be an all powerful and bulletproof character because his father died during a home robbery.

[@Vo_Siri]

Please bring these back bro. These videos have made me laugh harder than anything else this year.

[@ktandantaktee1439]

I wish you made more of these; easily one of the better shows I've seen on KZbin. There's so much potential too; Halo 5, Destiny, all the movies that have come out recently, etc.

[@Omega172]

I love your commentary. I wish you would do more of these Spoilers Ahead, they are great. lol

[@mrnanimations3310]

7:30 I dOnT hAvE dAdS aNyMoRe 🤣 Dat face though XD

[@MrNotThatFamous]

fucking finally a new vid, now i gotta clean off my keyboard from the excitement

[@gizmoduck4292]

I to jizzed uncontrollably upon waking up to this in my subscription feed

[@JamilaS84]

👀😯

[@legofan370]

The greatest description of Lois Lane in this movie ever. I loved this movie but she is hands down the weakest point. She sucked and served no point. I liked BvS but she sucked in that too, slightly less, but still sucked.

[@OurDarkGoldenHero]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[@fusiontoa18]

she isnt even hot

[@kazuya4916]

This was really well done. It was well worth the wait.

[@freddo6284]

Totally agree about the Superman thing. He's way too over-powered and boring for me to take seriously.

[@SomethingAbstract]

He is an alien. Our Yellow sun radiation, and kryptoniteless planet somehow give him magic powers

[@turbonerds775]

tjhooker73 Are you saying that the explanation for it makes it less stupid? That might be the laziest part. "He's borderline God cus ugh.... our sun is different and ugh....... there's no special mineral on it! Yeah, that makes sense."

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

He's literally more powerful than Goku. That's a whole 'nother level of stupidly OP.

[@turbonerds775]

***** Yeah, but the thing with Superman is they just take it way too damn far. like Lyle said; it's like an 8 year old wrote him. Heroes and protagonists aren't supposed to be perfect, that's why you want to watch them grow and either have to get better, or work with the limited skills they have.

[@sigstera3976]

Goku

[@tomasaguirre6607]

So that's were Swaggalaggin was buried....

[@ErichoTTA]

This is freaking amazing! I'm so glad this movie exists because of this great review and the Nostalgia Critic's too!

[@Senthain]

You forgot about the shitty gray filter sucking the life out of everything.

[@fusiontoa18]

i liked that actualy

[@stone8795]

The original Super Man is the dumbest most over powered "hero" ever conceived. A man who is able to drag the planet behind him, being able to fly around it in under a second and be completely indestructible enough to walk on the damn sun was ridiculous.He was basically God, and I still don't understand how they could possibly justify him losing to anyone... OH WAIT, they just need a FUCKING GLOWING ROCK and he is instantly absolute garbage. I think they just tried to create some kind of overly loved wonder boy for every child to marvel at, and hey it worked... -_-

[@BroWithTheFro]

Im pretty sure super heroes were created as a form of propaganda. Superman was to represent 'Merica's strength. Now he's just fucking dumb

[@TrollzonedHD]

the point about superman is that he's an alien... and often fights himself, and the limitations of his mind

[@predwarlord]

BroWithTheFro Lol I think Captain America would be a more obvious example of propaganda than Superman.

[@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO]

Superman's stories are better when focused on philosophical concepts rather than fights. Works with his character as an alien, typically inspiring or thought provoking, and very satisfying (most of the time).

[@livixs]

To be frank, I read/heard that the only reason superman is even weak to kryptonite is because when it was a radio show at a parallel time with the comic the actor for superman got sick and couldn't come in one day so they had to find a way to write him out and that just somehow got woven in with the cannon at some point. So yeah, Superman was never originally intended to be weak in any way ever, I agree with Lyle here Superman sound's like he was created by a 5 year old.

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

Superman is universally to blame for coinng the term "superman syndrome"; when a hero is so ridiculously powerful that he isn't even worth rooting for because its so blatantly obvious he is going to win.

[@bluelick7578]

Let’s not forget Zod calling out -I WILL FIND HIM! One of the best moment of the movie.

[@wikidmonkeys]

Make more spoilers ahead , I’m dying without them .

[@FPSGamer48]

0:22 couldn't agree more!

[@BigTurboTrucker]

Do more *Spoilers Ahead* videos please, In my opinion, they're the most entertaining.

[@N54MyBeloved]

Holy shit so much work was put into this This was so unbelievably fucking funny Lyle deserves so much more recognition.

[@dasheroo1229]

Fetus grapes under water and the robot spiders that hold them is a badass band name.

[@francisnottingham9420]

Oh my sweet buttery Jesus... It's the return of the true hero, Some Guy!

[@timminne1558]

Bout fuckin time duuuuuude do more of THEEEEEEEEESE. For the love of GOD. its alot better then those "scrambled" videos of games you play at different times and make conversations with people thats irrelevant and not so funny. ........marcuses DADDDDDDDD

[@WrathClub]

it also takes about 30 times as much work for twice as many people so...

[@calvincs5491]

,

[@terellcase4445]

+Lyle McDouchebag i know this is a late reply but why not just drop the animation it would be easier to make

[@littleregg3164]

+tim minne I think we'd all be more than happy with just audio like when you first started

[@nathantokhi5215]

+Lyle McDouchebag I had just watched Man of Steel, THIS IS SO ACCURATE OF THE MOVIE!

[@kilroyjenkins1]

The superman scream got me.

[@NaveeSeal]

6:15 will forever be one of my favorite bits in this series

[@spaceman466]

I miss this series

[@werasd312]

May we all take a moment of silence for the 2nd brave sacrifice of our world's greatest hero SOME GUY!

[@HibHab69]

I wish you made more of these videos, I enjoy them.

[@georgemuffinz9174]

Your wish is granted my friend

[@NicoRaimont]

"Yes I do read in this state of mind..." SPOILERS AHEAD: THE BIBLE NOW. Please.

[@GodzillaMendoza]

That's gonna piss some people off. Do it.

[@phayknaim2711]

Fucking subscribed! KZbin tells me all about Markiploder and Powdiepee but nothing about this gem. You own my genitals!

[@proto4747]

+SirBauer I was gonna wait till November 21st to reply to keep the thing going, but.... I had to intervene after a week of waiting. Lyle owns our genitals. There is no choice.

[@ayebeuy]

+proto4747 Yea

[@MeAmJosh]

I know right

[@13emstr]

I agree especially with that last bit

[@Drathgore]

never before have i so easily seen what an artists influence was and i can say almost assuredly that this guy got a lot of his comedic sense from Stamper and i love it.

[@TheBerzerkerlord]

This guy would be good at CinemaSins!

[@JKC440]

I love how "Some Guy" had the bandages on his chest from when Catpocalypse arrowed him in the Hunger Games video

[@mallorymallory3534]

All Zod had to do was rebuild the population on Mars :/

[@emperorskulls]

Lyle, you really know how to make me question my liking for movies you talk about.

[@seanMmaguire1]

please tell me that Batman v Superman will get the Spoilers ahead treatment

[@Friskoism]

This was absolutly fucking perfect. Thank you Lyle, this made my day like a hundred times better. Haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@christrigg1]

5:13 is my reaction to every philosophical question.

[@mrnanimations3310]

8:42 Zods Face Though 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@Trygyl]

Are we gonna get Batdude vs Superguy? I need this!

[@mumafiedmustangs]

i was watching Bat v Supe and the whole time I'm thinking "AND THEN BAT MAN SAYS THE FIGHT WORDS BEcause idk fucking REASONS i guess" in Lyle's voice.

[@chasewilson3693]

+Mummafiedthunderbirds the only way to get through that movie sane...THE ONLY WAY!!!!!

[@AbadonXXX]

the sequel of MARCUS' dad is SUPERMAN'S dad >>

[@CaveGent]

That was really entertaining. Keep it up!

[@nicholasrenshaw5392]

Such legit rage.

[@Idkwhattoputhere-v1w]

And we love it

[@AUG0S]

You drew Louise kinda attractive in a lot of her shots.

[@predwarlord]

Spoilers Ahead: Lucy. Redefining Fucking DUMB

[@joeyamontano]

Just as all of Earth thinks everything will align peacefully entering the year 2020, a Giant Fuck You Tornado the size of a city just appears out of nowhere!

[@goldenfade6332]

FINALLY YES IM SO HARD YOU COULD CALL ME THE MAN OF STEEL

[@Spookhunter7]

"ITS ALL DOWN HILL AFTER THE FIRST KISS" -They fuck you

[@TheBlyzzrd]

Then REY Mysterio and FINN Bálor goes to the Shane McmaHAN SOLO and says REMEMBER STAR WARS?!?!?!?!?!?

[@georgebaynard4096]

No it's Remember the Attitude Era

[@Nealuigi]

Liam Wagner This is a great comment. Though I feel it should be on the Spillers Ahead for Star Wars.

[@Saint_Sekyuritai2849]

This is the most awesome thing I've seen this month!

[@otherstuff9385]

"Kyle the Ape, killed by Julian Styles." Perfect outta 10.

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

5:36 Here lies Swaggalaggin, Lyle's Hopes and Dreams, and Kyle the Ape: Killed by Julian Styles.

[@AWMK101]

Please do Batman Vs. Superman now

[@Mixsrants2]

It's almost been a year. Lyle. WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? OHHHH WOMBO COMBOOOOO

[@bunslinger]

"skeleton heads" you... you mean _skulls?_

[@paragonjones13]

8:00 That is actually one of the cleverest images I've ever seen.

[@VentiMel]

This tastes like Oneyng.

[@WarMachene527]

I dont think its fucked up enough to be Oneyng

[@tortillasboyhole]

Artorias Of Teh Abys three months later, i can confirm this for yous he was in sleepycast and he had oney in his new video GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURRRREEEE

[@GaryOaksmash]

its more drunk unsatisfied rambling and less psychopathic murder

[@sambennett3311]

This has egoraptor over it

[@ThedudenamedK]

Yeah!? Well this feels like Egoraptor!

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

Really glad to see that the one dad that matters is still there. And his heart will never do a stop it because it runs on dissapointment.

[@videakias3000]

i never liked superman.i remember in the justice league the animated series he was about to punch giganta but he stopped because she was a woman.the whole show in general was shit. it was full of insulting plot-holes the endings of multiple episodes were forced to be good instead of actually being good,the characters were one-dimensional.the only things this show did right were the animation the character design and the voice acting.

[@Misawa619]

Thanks for putting out that Princess of Mars connection; I never thought about that.

[@austinstraza1231]

8:50 you're welcome

[@carlwheezer5616]

I completely forgot this movie existed; after roughly seven years. Lyle's recounting seems to pretty accurate

[@JGBlmao]

You've been double dedadded

[@Hakudohshi]

Hopefully we'll get more of these soon, but I know I'll have watched this at least a hundred times by the time we do. :D

[@pinkrathian7071]

Please do a Batman V Superman one of these.

[@MrBump2]

Forever calling skulls "skeleton heads" now.

[@SilverSHAQ]

SomeGuy is better than Superman 8:03

[@ShadowLover9158]

oh my god those headstones are amazing xD

[@IoanSnake]

You really fucking sound like Jesse Pinkman. I freaking love you dude.

[@JukaDominator]

Ioan Snake I guess it's kinda close, but his voice is a bit too deep compared to Aaron Paul's.

[@IoanSnake]

JukaDominator Well, when he's playing Jesse he's talking a lot deeper for the "Yo"s and "BITCH!!!"es.

[@JukaDominator]

Ioan Snake True, true, though I personally think Lyle's voice is still deeper than the character.

[@JukaDominator]

Gabriel Martinez No discussion there, Pinkman was supposed to be a drug junkie loser with brains (not that much, but some smarts anyway), not brawn.

[@Mari-1031]

XD The beginning. "The Man of Veal. Fuckin'... eww!!" Lol. I love that so much.

[@mikehunt9286]

*SUPAHMAYNE'S DAED*

[@theblueaftermath]

Finally, I've been waiting for this video

[@Metroid51]

don't forget superman weakness is a fucking rock, why does a rock make him weaker why?

[@sos9919]

Superman's weakness is not only Kryptonite. Red sun radiation does a lot more damage.

[@blazingwaters7469]

FunLight Box Just looked up that weakness, and guess what? Kryptonite's more deadly to him. Red Sun Radiation just strips him of his superpower and makes him like a normal human being, while Kryptonite can actually cause physical pain and even death if exposed long enough..

[@sos9919]

JRPGPirate What I said is still more accurate than this entire video.

[@blazingwaters7469]

FunLight Box Dude, what you said was less accurate than this entire video.

[@sos9919]

JRPGPirate This entire video is trying too hard to be funny. Lyle mentioned he's not a fan of Superman, and it sounds like he doesn't know a lot about the stuff he was talking about, so his opinion is meaningless. I would take this video seriously if this man knew what he was talking about, but he does not.

[@Minamisos]

"Some guy" is my favorite movie character.

[@Linkmaster2010]

7:40 jesus christ, Lyle predicted the presidential election for 2016

[@MTH3h3l0l]

Does a "full action statement" is maybe my favorite lyleism

[@MrBobthened]

anyone who says superman is overpowered and dumb clearly knows absolutely nothing about the character.

[@ZionSype]

He literally becomes god.

[@MrBobthened]

When is that then?

[@MrBobthened]

ZionSype When is that then?

[@ZionSype]

patrick rangeley-Wilson Look up "Superman Infinite"

[@MrBobthened]

ZionSype looked it up and i could only find references to infinite crisis