Meet Karl Pilkington II

[@Faz-86]

I met Karl today at the Nottingham shopping centre, and he truely is a really good bloke, even got a selfie. Cheers Karl!

[@Catonius]

Lucky bastard!

[@hsk2909]

Spend 3 weeks with him and his "philosophies" get quite tiresome.

[@sonahbribe5225]

@@hsk2909 If you constantly put scenarios and hypotheticals on him for every conversation, sure. But other then that he just seems like a good chap

[@hsk2909]

@@sonahbribe5225 I haven't constantly put anything on him. I know him. I know he's a good guy.

[@raybellows9851]

@@hsk2909 Auntie Nora?

[@DerHerrMitR]

Karl Pilkington has the greatest "default setting" face ever.

[@itoaster2516]

🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jacob7608]

Head like a fucking orange.

[@jacob7608]

@@cmpc724 like it was ever working.

[@tosinoparinde9563]

That so funny 😂🤣

[@HHHKingofKings58]

A mix of very slight boredom, confusion and annoyance.

[@Bette_Fontenot]

"Pack it in, Steve. Have a rest." Any time Karl talks about Stephen Hawking I just know my sides will end up aching from laughter.

[@Tomversal]

Play Pac-Man

[@Oshmoshy]

I’d love to hear what Karl thinks of the cosmic egg idea

[@mackychloe]

"He's always online"

[@DarrenJamiesonJamieson]

I think that Ricardo is calling Pilkington a thick cnt...lol

[@colinernest3925]

Karl saying "I just wanna worry about the time frame I'm born in, live in, and die in." is actually hilariously profound

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

Also you would skip that massive problem of time travel movies of "holy f, we suddenly can't go back". Who cares if it's five years ago when that happens am i right? At least you don't have to live in a cave to net get eaten by t-rex then

[@rainbowGZUS7]

@@boratsagdiyev5679 but, caves are cool and safe

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

@@rainbowGZUS7 only until you discover the bear that's been living in it.

[@WillOrWillNot]

@boratsagdiyev5679 Only until you find out you’re in The Chamber Of Secrets Unlucky

[@AA-hg5fk]

​@@boratsagdiyev5679 why did you write that boring post rather than write something that Borat might have said, if you have the username you should at least stay true to character.

[@rhys7200]

No one I know understands the comedic value Karl has, he never fails to make me laugh and I can’t quite explain why, he’s so ordinarily grumpy it’s hilarious

[@dummybugstudios6450]

I'm convinced he's a comedic genius. He's gotta be one of the funniest comedians I know

[@danielbooth5035]

@@dummybugstudios6450 he's 100% legit and natural. He is a product of being exceptionally intelligent/ creative but at the same time lacking a formal education.

[@lazylaurablue]

I think it's because he sees very clearly without any bull. He is a clever bloke with a great sense of humour and it's obvious he sees and thanks quite deeply about things to. He is the adult to Ricky Gervais's child, which is why he sometimes gets a little exasperated with Ricky. Even though I find Ricky extremely funny most of the time, he can be a bit of a prat. When he's a bit of a prat, he does have a way of pointing it out which really makes me smile and often laugh. Deadpan.

[@lazylaurablue]

@@dummybugstudios6450 Yes. "Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest" 🤣

[@smorrow]

@@danielbooth5035 I don't think that's quite it. Someone that lacks a formal education usually is very interested in the same types of things formal education prioritises.

[@MinaF99]

I seem to find myself agreeing with Karl so often... Worrying...

[@Jibbz28]

He's probably the dumbest genius I've ever come across. Lol a walking paradox.

[@patrickmoloney672]

Have you ever seen a old man eat a Twix?

[@MinaF99]

Patrick Moloney I've seen an old man eat a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar

[@McTrollenstein]

Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

[@McTrollenstein]

Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

[@Mitthrapath6]

Please let Karl Pilkington and Neil deGrasse Tyson meet

[@SamFBM]

Johan Lund I think Karl could be a great flat earth president

[@kellyegan7348]

Johan Lund that would be the absolute best

[@vinayakbogam]

Stripper tripper. I feel that internet has given voice to all the idiots in the world. It is filled with idiots such as you and stupid shit comments. This also shows that your mind is like a gutter. All it thinks is a color of a person.

[@zoebidwell720]

he handled Katy Perry with patience and manners, so he could cope with Karl. 🤣🤣

[@mackin26]

I was just thinking the very same thing

[@ocampo6794]

-So you would go back in time to save 400 quid? -No 250, it was a bargain.

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

I love how Ricky sits in a more throne like chair while they have Karl sat it something that belong in my grandmas basement

[@TripleEightss]

first thing i noticed haha

[@ishaangupta4125]

to be fair both chairs looks shite

[@northernguerrilla3168]

Karl's looks a touch more comfortable to be fair.....both need binning though.

[@daniellealexandra237]

The chair Ricky is in is literally what you'll find in an old person's nursing home 😂

[@jameshickey1294]

Classic chairs just like the matrix 😎

[@oliverl89]

Karl is super mindful. He's actually the clever one in this. He lives in his small world and is fine with that. People need to try this.

[@louissanderson719]

Bollocks

[@YouSmokeChed]

@@louissanderson719innit I have no idea how people can ever say Karl is clever he is one of the biggest numbnuts I’ve ever listened to

[@alexm631]

You do realise this is comedy right 😂 dumbass lol

[@joedent3323]

Mind Your language, Cunt-O.​@@louissanderson719

[@sethmalaxetxebarria3497]

I really do not like Ricky I feel like he goes around spreading negative vibes disguised as humer, but I'm always amazed at Carl and especially his long suffering. I know who I would enjoy spending time with

[@zzcrazzprozz]

"atoms, there not getting in the way... so don't worry about them"

[@Renzsu]

gravel

[@yungsammysosa6201]

Very honest statement

[@NxDoyle]

*They're.

[@adambutler3700]

@@NxDoyle who cares 🙄

[@Bhong666]

@@adambutler3700 You're Mum... :P

[@Tomfissh]

Karl Pilkington. One of the greatest minds Britain has to offer.

[@AA-hg5fk]

A national treasure, he's up there with David Attenborough for me.

[@Bholmes17]

Up there with hawking

[@TonyEnglandUK]

I'm not sure if he's a great mind disguised as an idiot, or an idiot disguised as Karl Pilkington.

[@tyroon81]

He's one of the most stupid people that ever lived. Everything he says is crazy. He's only interested in how things affect him. Evolution for example. He think's all life is trying to evolve into humans. What a pillock!!

[@jaymercer4692]

@@tyroon81 His brain connects things differently than a lot of us. We should celebrate those differences in some definitions of the word he could literally be considered a genius. He may have such a basic understanding of many things but the way his brain connects ideas is a true treasure and if you don’t agree with me that it’s interesting, it’s at the least very entertaining.

[@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC]

Karl's subconsciousness holds the key to the past and future evolution of Humanity!

[@frosty_teacup]

What if his brain holds the cure to cancer but he's not bothered enough to invent it

[@l750z_6]

The Lost History Channel TKTC you tried to hard w that comment

[@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC]

@@l750z_6 Indeed, first time being back since i typed it, : ) LOL

[@draw4yourlife3]

reminds me of Marvin from hitchhiker's guide lol

[@enabler2456]

You're right he's the missing link.

[@KaldmigHanne]

“I think they did the wheel before the pants” absolutely floored me.

[@zicomitchell]

Karl is the pragmatist and Ricky is the philosopher. That's why they work so well together

[@FutureAbe]

Technically, a pragmatist IS a philosopher

[@Tobias-bv8yc]

Karl is the real philosopher here.

[@KarlSnarks]

@@Tobias-bv8yc Karl would probably be a good epicurean

[@str8904]

It’s actually the opposite. Karl asks genuinely smart & interesting questions about epistemology and questions like, what is the “self”. Meanwhile, Ricky likes to think of himself as a staunch empiricist & materialist but he pragmatically thinks and behaves as if he’s not.

[@louissanderson719]

@@danosdotnl I mean, I LOVE Karl, but people are reading into him too much. Ricky CAN be an arse, but Karl can be so profoundly ignorant it’s unreal. Borderline arrogant. He’s not this “deep profound genius” that people like to pretend he is.

[@MrObiwan1]

"Less astronaut's , couple of bin bags" - literally the greatest quote I've ever heard :)

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

MrObiwan1 Literalyl?!

[@thundergun933]

@@daytonasayswhat9333 he's Karl's half brother

[@Aaron19987]

Chuck some shit up there

[@mrjt9241]

Leave your golf clubs at home and take some shit up with you and tip it 😂

[@MrObiwan1]

@@daytonasayswhat9333 at least spell it right ;)

[@DJMKN93]

"Pack it in Steve, have a rest" ahahahhaa 3:54

[@ricocori2447]

Im not dissapointed MKN, was looking for this quote...here it is

[@rorylawrence]

Atoms: They're not getting in the way.

[@jaihickling9390]

LOOOOOL!'n

[@samsboxingexperiment2193]

MKN hahahaha. I love that part

[@ryanje8147]

I have never heard anyone refer to Steven Hawking as Steve.....LOL

[@DanielBrown-ee5tb]

"we've researched your family ancestry...do you know Terry the Slug?" lolol

[@HopeVJustice]

* Ladies and gentlemen would you please welcome to the stage.... Splodgenessabounds! * :D

[@starrrburst]

I fucking diedddddd

[@erica5624]

Always make me cry with laughter 😂😂

[@AA-hg5fk]

Terry the slug was a 70% DNA match with me

[@lilgit9969]

Love, love love Karl Pilkington. I love how he speaks about things, how he looks at things, he's just so deep and never ever fails to cheer me up if I'm feeling down.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Are you kidding me? Ive heard the ramblings of a six year old make more sense. Hes as deep as a paddling pool

[@lilgit9969]

@@paulinegallagher7821 Then maybe his humor is above people like yourself?🙄

[@pabbieduckhooks]

Karl is so spot on with his evaluation of Ricky going back to the cave man era. Ricky wouldn’t last a day

[@sandyrussell1615]

3:44 he so nearly said "if i was in his chair". dying

[@pyrrhichos]

He said "ch-oes" lmfaooo

[@Ollied]

Pack it in Steve have a rest

[@tomturley6725]

Bro 😂😂😂 he nearly does 😂😂 gotta love the man

[@debbie1060]

My dad died of motor neurone disease last Christmas. I can't begin to express the 2 years of progressive suffering to that point. Absolutely love Carl but found that offensive ☹

[@josephcooper5225]

I haven’t watched this video in ages and I’ve forgotten all of it but the fact that I know he’s on about Stephen Hawking before I’ve even rewatched it is incredible 😂😂

[@XKUnT]

“I don’t know what you’re doing now, you’re just saying words at me.” 😂😂I’ve needed that quote all my life.

[@zayndmeiri2487]

Time stamp?

[@OdinzEinherjar]

@@zayndmeiri2487 19:00

[@robwright1286]

*Everytime somebody tries explaining anything to me* 🙄😂

[@hamishwilson9787]

I actually lost what ricky said at the point too XD

[@dandunning7731]

"See, all that went right over my head…" what a hilariously honest man!

[@mattjones8634]

I thought he was talking about his hairline.

[@omikronweapon]

Just heard an interview with him, where he says he doesn't want kids (partly) because he feels his genes shouldnt be passed on. For his level of intelligence, I'm honestly pleasantly surprised to know he's considered something like that.

[@yungsammysosa6201]

@@omikronweapon he's not dumb at all...he's just a simple man that sees the world very simply..its freeing actually

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

A lot of it is, of course, an act.

[@koalabandit9166]

He seems completely devoid of smugness or conceit. That's such a great and rare quality, whatever his flaws may be, that that alone makes him look to me like a great and admirable man.

[@Mista-Smith]

Karl is so lovable even though he may say things he shouldn't. He has a certain innocence almost like a child. He's so funny to watch lol.

[@Touchit1958]

“We’ve gone through your family tree, do you know Terri the slug? He’s a great uncle of yours”. 😂😂😂😂

[@Eleventhearlofmars]

Sounds like a hard hitting uncle or grandad, slugger Terry lol.

[@barbarabalaam5241]

😂😂😂

[@DarrenJamiesonJamieson]

I bet you a pound to the dollar that Ricky asked Karl to do Learn English With Ricky Gervais Part II...lol

[@Paddy.C]

That's really frustrating.. I wanted to know how Karl managed to rent a 3 bedroom Majorcan villa with swimming pool for only £250.

[@itsMrNoble]

+Aaron Bourke Nah, that was years before he was semi famous. I think he got it through a mate.

[@dazmorland]

Mates rates, from someone he knew ;)

[@kurtpullen7806]

Was Tattoo Stans villa

[@SKATEBAIT47]

+Kurt Pullen Shit tattoo's on his right arm though

[@tofolcano9639]

Paddy .Cook Mallorca*

[@itsMrNoble]

I love Karl's shrug after Ricky tells him that it's a terrible flawed theory. He genuinely doesn't give a shit. He knows he's right.

[@Tom-bn6pr]

He's right about chucking bin bags into space?

[@Caesarnr93]

Tom 22 while ur going up there, just bring a few bin bags with ya

[@Christoff070]

He thinks he's right. That means he's either narrow minded or stubborn, cause Ricky just explained to him how inefficient it would be to do that.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Leave your golf clubs and take some sh*t and tip it!

[@DlcEnergy]

@@Christoff070 I don't know how everybody thinks that's the biggest issue. As if it'd be perfectly fine to throw our limited resources away into space like we can generate piles upon piles of trash infinitely. Yall not heard about recycling? But yeah, even if they were already sending a rocket to space everyday, there'd barely even be any room to carry 1% of the trash we produce in a day on it. The crew would be able to hold a bag of trash each. That'd be it. And no, that wouldn't cost much to the fuel already needed to get this heavy rocket off the ground. Like think of why people are against private jets. It's essentially one super rich person paying for everybody's seat to have a plane all for themselves. Waste of fuel. It'd be more efficient to let everybody on and split the bill. But these rich people's self importance matter more than sitting next to everybody else. Anyway, point was, most of the cost is in getting the vehicle itself moving, not the passengers. It's practically negligible with cars.

[@haz9808]

They play off each other so well, it's literally seamless.

[@rob_3417]

Nope. Literally doesn't mean what you think it does

[@MattAlexanderMe]

They've had a lot of practice

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Literally?!

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Rob _ What does it mean?

[@lgx3557]

Rob _ pack it in Rob have a rest

[@TheRunnerable]

”You’re talking about space. When did it start, where does is end - it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter” Actually a genuinely profound quote from Karl Pilkington

[@benjaminqmorris]

that point is a lot like the parable of the poison arrow... he's a modern day buddha

[@JasonFoster-Payne]

I would vote and trust Karl over any politician any day of the week,with Karl you always know where you stand, unfiltered thoughts,most of it is actually the simple truth ,why he's so brilliant

[@Wedge_The_Almighty]

He probably isn’t bothered enough with politics😂.

[@sharlainjapan]

“Antiques Roadshow of Shit” hahahaha

[@RyanTheCreator]

what the hell are you doing here lol

[@bluemarvel5970]

Damn your a fan too!

[@tenzinjampa3266]

love to see you here.

[@FreestyleRez]

@@RyanTheCreator If I had to take a guess ... Chris will be behind it

[@joelneedham4548]

odd

[@ricocori2447]

"Atoms, break em down, gravel, make gravel out of them" K.P

[@AKABoondock19]

I miss Karl Ricky and Stephen together so damn much

[@Darkplasmaray]

"Do you know Terry the slug? He's a great uncle of yours"

[@SSR175]

Ricky trying to reason with Karl is something I can watch for hours and hours😁

[@molhill2659]

I feel like Karl seems so tired in this one, not that he isn't in other videos, but he looks even more fed up with Ricky's messing around.

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

I think Ricky's worn him out xD Its bound to affect him after a while. Ricky can be so exhaustingly annoying at times xD!!

[@stoney_703]

it's an exaggerated version of himself when in front of the camera it's they're dynamic, they obviously aren't like this off camera

[@molhill2659]

+Sean Millson nah I defiantly think they are, yeh i mean there probably things they talk about off camera because they can't talk about it on camera!

[@molhill2659]

+getagrip I don't think he is, i think you'd have to of listened to all the podcasts to truly understand there friend ship!

[@15-Peter-20]

+Molly Hillier your beautiful xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[@stonehouseguitars3869]

As someone who struggles with being fed up and sick of it all the time, this guy really gives me hope. I’m a bit sad he’s been around for like 20 years now and I’ve only just started listening to him this past year. Was very happy to watch sick of it and looking forward to hopefully a long and brilliant career to come from Karl pilkington. Also Gervais as always is a brilliant and hardworking man who is one of my personal heroes even if sometimes I can’t stand his personality. His new series “After Life” was absolutely brilliant and I hope he decides to introduce Karl to the cast. Thanks for all your hard work gentlemen

[@timwideman8824]

He didn’t like acting in Derek. He’s a better character naturally than most actors are capable of portraying.

[@Toad_Nugget]

You need to listen to all of the XFM shows, the podcasts, and the series ‘Guide to’.

[@jawdzbanga4540]

@@Toad_Nugget everyone needs to listen to those compilations .. they are consistently funny even after me having them on repeat for years. The best 👌🏻❤️

[@luukeluketer1024]

7:55: "It'll be like antique road show in the sky but with shit of the years gone by"............

[@myeyesarespiders]

We need more people like Karl. He's not always right, but his process of thinking is so unique and out of the ordinary.

[@Brandon_J]

He's literally the average Manchester man. He sounds like every other moody simple man here. It's why his reactions are hilarious to others.

[@jakesyn5]

Apart from the completely wrong bits he is like a machine that tells you exactly what you need to hear with no filter and no second thoughts on what people think , it’s rare and purely admirable

[@StuTheDon17]

He's the real life Kramer

[@senorcoonster]

Karl is really smart to be honest. Don’t stress by thinking about things that don’t directly affect our everyday lives. You can’t get smarter than that.

[@lNeVaR]

Thats literally so dumb

[@Komiksti]

@@lNeVaR Actually it's one of the fundamental teachings of Daoism, look it up. Hardly dumb at all.

[@fbwhitey]

@@Komiksti Regardless, relatively not all that long ago in humanity's era, electricity was something that had zero impact on a persons daily life; the discovery of which was mostly due to simple curiosity. The first to discover and create electricity will have had absolutely no idea how profound an impact their experiments would eventually have on the entire human race, but here we are. Disregarding things that seemingly have no impact on us today seems so short-sighted, and we have no idea how these important these things may become to future generations

[@wpgeeth]

@@lNeVaR its quite amazing how people cant grasp simple theories like big bang. Some kids get it.

[@wpgeeth]

@fuikinga it doesnt matter really wether you care about it or not. Its irrelevant.

[@matteoj226]

I genuinely love Karl. The most honest, genuine, pleasant man.

[@ryanhudson6961]

There is an amazing amount of wisdom in Karls ramblings.

[@David-ud9ju]

There isn't really. Most of what he said in this was ill-informed crap.

[@piffflair2624]

@@David-ud9ju shut up David

[@archiewall124]

@@piffflair2624 he isn’t wrong tho, Karl talks a load of shite he’s just hilarious and he doesn’t realise how funny it is

[@Deadman1000]

Karl's, "yeah that's great." killed me after Ricky explained the atom.

[@EaioneMcgarry]

2024 anyone?

[@THEGUNNERSHOW282]

why the hell would that matter ?

[@seangrain8610]

Oh yes . Karl never gets old. Always my go to when I need a smile. Legend

[@zimzam9166]

Pitiful. You're nothing. Just stop, please

[@TheRockyBurning]

I just discovered this

[@zimzam9166]

PITIFUL

[@SylentEcho]

Gotta admire how honest Karl is. Nobody would ever say stuff like that aloud, let alone on TV even if they're thinking it.

[@hannahblencowe8399]

"Pack it in Steve, have a rest"

[@creativeamerican8811]

Hannah Blencowe Mount HaveArest.

[@HopeVJustice]

+Alexander Marshall Ha beat me to it! XD

[@varun009]

Hot damn, the girls on KZbin are hot.

[@LosBerkos]

varun009 Fucking stain on humanity.

[@t5698]

hes in hell now anyways

[@richardroberts1744]

The best thing about Karl Is that if he really thought about it he is worth loads of money. But his humility doesn't see it. Oblivious!!! And that is incorruptible. A true human in a way. No distractions. No ego. Just I want my little life. That's all.

[@katienovota8870]

I have a feeling he knows exactly what he's doing.

[@hazelwalsh3269]

Richard Roberts ignorance is bliss!!

[@katqt32]

Katie Novota maybe, maybe not. Either way, he enjoys the simple things and doesn’t do bad things, and I think that’s something respectable :)

[@abergreg]

Karl is a national treasure, his brain is wired in a unique and wonderfully amusing way.

[@john.premose]

No it’s not, it’s commonplace

[@abergreg]

@@john.premose If, by making a comment, you broadcast your stupidity, then surely its ill advised.

[@AD-df5tm]

If only he was unique. The sad reality is that there are WAY more people like him out there than should be.

[@abergreg]

@@AD-df5tm No there arent.

[@john.premose]

@@abergreg yea there are

[@vandalsavage6990]

The funniest thing Karl could be considered a great thinker without effort because of his honesty.

[@twotragediesinlife667]

The reason Karl is so interesting is because he makes a lot of sense in his ramblings. Love these guys

[@thebigpicture2455]

As the years go by I realize more and more that Karl is just speaking truth...it's so far ahead that it may seem like comedy.

[@vtrico10]

"he's wasting his life thinking about something that doesn't matter" - Karl hits the nail on the head - he is referring to what Theodore Kaczynski described as "surrogate activities" in Industrial Society and its Future - I think Karl and Ted would have a lot in common with regards to their world view, Karl just doesn't know it.

[@cosmoheldenbergh8843]

i feel like most his theories are based on putting the enjoyment of one person above mutual understanding of the universe and I love it

[@dios.9586]

9:30 I genuinely can’t believe Karl wants to use a time machine to go back to a holiday in Majorca hahahahaha

[@SuuupaGirl]

A villa, swimming pool, 3 bedrooms 😮‍💨

[@reggiewray2780]

Terry the slug he was a great uncle of yours 😂😂

[@eoghandridl1007]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DeathEgg666]

"Atoms....they're not getting in the way, stop worrying about em" I love Karl

[@gener8joy]

Karl Pilkington - simple man and because of that also a great man - I like him. His thoughts about science are so simple and he is so sincere

[@paulinegallagher7821]

He has NO intelligent thoughts about science.

[@gener8joy]

@@paulinegallagher7821 maybe you have…… naaaa - just kidding (…)

[@tee1up785]

“Your brother you are very close to.” “I haven’t seen him in about 12yrs” 😂😂😂

[@cojocoolio]

I could watch Ricky and Karl talk all day long, I crack up and then Ricky's laugh makes me laugh even harder

[@Forestgravy90]

Outer space being like a museum because it'll have some bin bags floating about with old stuff in it might be the maddest thing Karl has ever said

[@doc-holliday-]

Forest_gravy Madder then injecting an old person in the head with "something" and having them live their life in reverse, instead of having kids?

[@LS-ot6vd]

It really isn't, trust me 😂

[@stoox006]

OMG... I haven't seen this one. How is it possible?

[@wwdd8679]

It got past me as well.

[@Marasma101]

same

[@kosmossounds9530]

me four !

[@taylorg8599]

Unbelievable Jeff

[@hamnchee]

Me six!

[@ianmcfadden5450]

Karl is a national treasure, true legend

[@stuartbritain8529]

Karl’s been right all along. Lucky for me, I realised this sooner, rather than later.

[@sammullett17]

I have read Karl Pilkington books, watched the TV series and the podcasts but I still prefer the one-one interviews they are TV gold haha, learning English with Ricky Gervais is the funniest thing on KZbin 😂✌️

[@beardedloon77]

Watch the Derek outtakes can't remember which but in one of them you actually get to see Karl actually lose it an hysterically laugh but only once which makes it so much funnier that he's got people in fits all around him an he's still deadpan until this one moment.🤣

[@e.e.gravewalkr]

"There's a gang of 'em in the tube." lmao

[@Horus2468]

He's not entirely wrong most of the time. lol.

[@cornybeef]

Horus2468 But he’s never entirely correct

[@sunwukong6897]

Karl Pilkington is one of the wisest individuals I have ever born witness to and that’s not a joke.

[@navjitbassi03]

After hearing him crumble on that logic question i feel sorry for u if that comment is factual

[@Lollirot]

Been listening for nearly 20 years, the older I get the more I think he's a genius. Help.

[@elvisjimpa100]

Pop it in youtube

[@dj4650]

Karl is like Einstein for the common man. Someone who sees life in cliff notes with no filler

[@dylanhulland6342]

What Ricky sees when looking at Karl ££££££££££

[@missesrobot8182]

Lol, you never see Ricky advertise Karl's books or shows that he doesn't make with Gervais.

[@symbiote1982pk]

Catherine why would he? he's a businessman, why would he give his competition free advertising? what sort of ridiculous thing is that to even type? he doesn't advertise the shitty films Steve Merchant is in, or portal 2 either, does that make him a bad person somehow?

[@missesrobot8182]

Well, since they're meant to be friends, and Ricky simply loves Karls mind, you'd assume he might say 'Check out Karls new book' randomly on facebook, or just commenting on how well Karl's doing lately, but he only does that when he's involved. Beyonce promotes her sisters album on her instagram. It comes across a tad childish. Karl mentioned how funny Stephen looks in his Crystal Maze X Men bald albino get up the other day on Facebook.

[@MrInsignifcant]

+Catherine You lost me at Beyonce.

[@symbiote1982pk]

Catherine they arent "meant" to be friends, they are, that doesn't change the fact that Ricky owns and operates a production company and has no onus to promote a rival product regardless of who is in it. as I pointed out, he doesn't do the same for Steve, that Karl does means nothing, as he has no horse in the race, it doesn't infer he's a better or worse person than Ricky, is he more earnest? for sure but he doesn't run a production company so he doesn't have to protect any investments.

[@Maoulduin]

Karl knows that life is short and doesn't want to waste time on dwelling on the past.

[@chriselyr2484]

Ricky: What's the answer to life, the universe and everything? Karl: What's for tea?

[@cheynepoole6986]

Karl’s actually really clever but the way he says stuff is idiotic

[@Nova-tu9xi]

How is it clever to not understand anything and refusing to use his head regarding anything remotely complex?

[@HeierMr]

“Just chuck shit up into space”

[@hairymeat8750]

@@Nova-tu9xi not interested

[@evan8654]

@@Nova-tu9xi oh God do you really not get it?

[@wj2429]

He's not really clever, he's just a curious bloke who speaks his mind. He's certainly not an idiot though.

[@DeesonJame]

Go back in time to have the same vacation.. brilliant!

[@TheJawaah]

3:45 ahaha he was so close to saying chair

[@Raining23Buckets]

“ They say what’s going on”, “ I say I’m just visiting “ Onya Karl Legend 😂

[@javidm.f8533]

Karl's flabbergasted face at the end of the slug discussion and his messed up demeanor in the next segment is the most hilarious emotion I've seen on a human

[@cartmanofsp]

Pack it in Steve, 'av a rest

[@cartmanofsp]

I loved him suggesting instead of discovering the mysteries of the Universe he should play Pac-Man

[@ramutej]

Absolutely love Karl , great philosopher , comic and life in general genius!🙏👍❤

[@nerdfather7361]

OMFG, when Karl said "Pack it in, Steve, have a rest," I literally laughed for about 3 minutes. Good lord, I love Karl.

[@jordancarter5507]

Karl is the bees knees,legs and elbows, funniest man on earth

[@typicalchicken4479]

HOW on EARTH does he not crack a smile at what he says! he's absolutely hilarious.

[@Hittingitstiff]

"I don't know what you're doing now, you're just saying words at me"....."What's a marmot?" I don't know why but this made me cry with laughter.

[@travisbest9041]

"Send it up there... It'll be like Antique Roadhow os shit of years gone by..." I can't believe Gervais didn't laugh at that. :D

[@infjlightandlove7258]

God I love Karl so much. Too funny! He can make u laugh so much, even when you're feeling super depressed. He always cheers me up. Funniest person in the world and so sweet and genuine. If I could choose to meet one celebrity it would be him. Favourite person to listen too :)

[@welcmasher2471]

hello fellow infj, wonder if our type is more prone to enjoying this type of stuff!

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Guess what Karl is?

[@chrisriley9182]

​@@TaxingIsThieving Karl is ISFP and Ricky ENTP

[@HadleyMaeHudson]

‘What’s a marmot?’ I’ve got tears 😭🤣😂 I love him!

[@CotyDinsen]

I would tell Carl He's absolutely spot on about everything he says.

[@marionkennedy9651]

Yeah he IS ! A very bright and extremely funny guy!💯👍

[@ions89]

karl dilkington

[@oleolsen557]

CrisisofConsciousness "Hello, Mr. Dilkington!", they said.

[@alistair3409]

@@oleolsen557 "Mr. K Dilkington" they said

[@NovemXI]

I threw it in the bin.

[@cloudbloom]

*Brett Dilkington

[@lufcharrison2234]

You’re one of our most valuable customers...

[@chrisbarnett6362]

What're they doing knockin' about in there? Get out! lol!

[@ryanwilliams4223]

funniest comment ever.

[@benoconnor8014]

I love everything Ricky has ever done. I literally love he's work and sense of humour that comes across on tv . even the films that have been badly received. I've seen more of he's material than any another artists.... but I don't think I'd like him. he's personality annoys me a bit. arrogant. some things he's says I just think "oh fuck off will ya Ricky"

[@Skindoggiedog]

It's "his", not "he's." "He's" means 'he is.'

[@batu3689]

He sounds arrogant to you because he has a fucking vast knowledge about topics he is speaking about. That's not arrogance. That's knowledge

[@sliperysid]

@@batu3689 nah i disagree. Arrogant so and so i reckon.

[@suonatar1]

@@Skindoggiedog Actually, it's supposed to be "he says"

[@leslouleslou5092]

I completely agree yet I can’t deny that he is and probably always will be my favourite comedian. I’d even go as far to say my dream dinner guest. Oh screw it, whilst we are at it - he’s probably my ‘weird crush’ too (I don’t see it as weird but I don’t think I’ve ever told anyone that without them going ‘that’s a really weird choice) x

[@elc84]

-Marmotte. Mouse. -You're just saying words... What's a Marmotte? This is GENIUS.

[@tomjenkins1989]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thu2za]

Having watched the cartoons so much its crazy how the facial expressions are so accurate lol the fact that karl is genuinely like this is crazy😅 what a character

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898]

I love how he says 'bang' "bahnnnnk"

[@15-Peter-20]

I killed Nicolas cage

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898]

Andy Bullivant shame he was an okay guy

[@partiallyperfect3943]

Karl is just amazing, I could watch him all day!

[@Emma-fq9pv]

“I don’t get that, my head hurts, what else’s on.’

[@elitegaming821]

If I've learnt anything from this sit down so far with Karl it's that it's OK to overlook things. Don't cram your mind. Thanks Karl mate.

[@TheLocalStar]

The wickedist thing is Ricky Gervais just can't comprehend ignorance is bliss. Karl's had an entire programme, travelled the world now, had a cartoon made about him and is more famous than most astronauts nowadays lol all from being himself and having his own point of view

[@Marky.H]

Karl, Steve and Ricky. The three funniest men on earth. Who makes the most sense out of all three? Karl hands down!!