what the HELL is a "geometry dash"

First time playing Geometry Dash, a "rhythm game" that lets ANYONE unleash their creativity through their level editor! (it never goes well)
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[@parkervance3646]

I call this the “Team Fortress” Effect when a community goes so long without an update that they lose all brain cells after they finally get it

[@PiydThai]

Just call it Brainrot TF2 didn’t even get the Update properly😢

[@LawreAnimations]

What does TF2 even matters in this, we literally got a fancy update, seals, and a community gamemode made into the game. Us TF2 players didn't lose our braincells when the updated came, we lost them during the dark era, where bots reigned supreme, updates were nowhere to be seen, and we had gay buff hot sexy gay burly hairy gay sexy hot gay men all over the place

[@DehydratedMoron]

who said that we’ve ever had any

[@lucasfelipe8349]

It's the same for the fans of the Batman Arkham games, the Reddit is...

[@09rokk]

Tick tock heavys like a brinks truck@@LawreAnimations

[@kittysnail]

Geometry Dash went from an iconic rage game to a fever dream real fast

[@HyperNova808]

Real slow*

[@czarinaflores3942]

Yeah only took 6 years

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Fever nightmare

[@Tallyho3]

I’m still raging but it is true

[@buzzlightyer2948]

gd is more than a rage game, it's quite skill-focused depending on the level you play

[@zhabiboss]

2.2 had like 8 times more lore than the entire game before it

[@ConcernedGD]

yeah 2.2 took like 6 years and 11 months wich is more then half of gds existence

[@zhabiboss]

@@ConcernedGD wait it wasn’t 7-8 years?

[@zhabiboss]

Anyway it felt like 98

[@OfficalRlG]

@@zhabiboss 98 decades?

[@jeremiahgreen5632]

7 Years worth of lore, ngl quite an accomplishment

[@petervamvakaries]

8:50 No way bro typed Chair and got exactly what he wanted 😭

[@tgetmoney10]

fun fact: CP means Creator Points, the rarest currency in the game. how to get CP: Make a level so good that RobTop (game maker) rates it.

[@catpoisonlover]

It's not currency, It's a stat

[@tgetmoney10]

@@catpoisonlover same thing

[@Ripnium]

@@tgetmoney10 that's not the same thing

[@da1syfr]

Currency is spendable, a stat is not

[@sgjoyder2890]

@@catpoisonlover It isn't a stat, you can't grind them, because it doesn't depend on you, it's about if Robtop wants or not.

[@theoriginalstarwalker3455]

I love how one of the first user created levels he played had a fucking congregation jumpscare

[@Aydenthekirb]

Purgtoi

[@Dannyswarm]

No way you never played this game before…. This game has memes beyond your conception

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@TheCreeperyXYZ]

Thank you Yamaha for playing Geometry Jump, the community sends you reddit gold as regards!

[@jaimeskoller]

yes

[@DumbMan_q]

i love yamaha

[@LeBornMajes]

Suzuki

[@nojusrupeikis1876]

​@@DumbMan_qyeah there moterbikes are good

[@therealboblus]

Geometry gash

[@C_heeseable]

"I feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke." Prescisely

[@PhantomChaos76]

One layer for each year.

[@Pixelusually]

Congregation jumpscare

[@someonewithayoutubeaccount6669]

Congregation Jumpscare

[@duftx]

Congregation jumpscare

[@Pixelusually]

@@duftx congregation jumpscare 2: rise of the demonlist

[@SphereShapeGD]

0:54 “OH CRAP IT’S FLAPPY BIRD!” UFO and theory of everything: allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@FireInTheHole69699]

Lmao

[@maravreloaded]

17:56 For those who want context but aren't part of the Hispanic KZbin community. GuitarHeroStyles is a youtuber dedicated to Geometry Dash. And he was confirmed as a PÆD∅. At the start of the level it says "are you 14?"

[@Benjamin59191]

Yeah, and the Spanish community claims that he is innocent

[@scaph_1909]

Pædø 😭 are you danish

[@ek.c5j]

brother there are other ways of censoring that word yk😭

[@ochometro3233]

@@Benjamin59191you smoked your ass

[@cheeseburger174]

Tienes 14? Activa cam 😈😈😈

[@firesteel7220]

I like how he went from dying to triple spikes to almost beating a hard demon

[@Speaxi.]

its actually rated insane demon as of now which makes it funnier lol

[@jinx_is_god]

LMAOO thats like from back on track to leyak

[@thesoftone]

bro had a SpaceUK moment😭💀

[@ErdemtugsC]

Almost 1 attempting setero madnes

[@Consumer_of_small_children]

how would he react to a quad spike

[@Pink_Tsun]

geometry = circle circle = pizza pizza = pizza tower. My math is impenetrable.

[@Iyco.]

This guy is Albert Einstein

[@kiettrinhbt]

Omg it's Albert Einstein 😮

[@kingderper928]

I’ll penetrate your math

[@lolkin3k]

Omg it's the real Albert Einstein😮😮😮😮😮

[@drippymissouri]

1 billion iq moment

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

2:38 fun fact: in gd cp stands for CREATOR POINTS, not THAT

[@feefington]

Very unfortunate coincidence

[@BentleyCreates]

bro thought it was child p-

[@killianjock5573]

@@BentleyCreates pancakes

[@Italica1]

It was just for goofs

[@Xenon_XTH]

​@@BentleyCreatesorn

[@kipzz4280]

Btw at 15:54 just to let you know Robtop made the game on his own.

[@ñəméĮéšš]

@@kipzz4280 viprin helped him a little bit, but mostly yes

[@Michi_R]

​@@ñəméĮéšš I think Viprin help in another things, not in the game in self, like the code

[@blake__vr171]

16:55 FIRE out of THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️

[@Vanz_berb]

WATER ON THE HILL🌊🌊🌊

[@mariaesquivel1805]

Yahiamice: OUT OF THE-

[@SqweegeeYT]

I don’t believe it.

[@thenewtriosguy]

"small ENEMY spider" vibes

[@bruhlono]

To answer your question: Geometry is the branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues. And dash means to run or travel somewhere in a great hurry. Hope this helps!

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

🤓

[@DobleDDD]

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[@stupid12346]

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[@Dummy4881]

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[@Notveryfunny]

🤓

[@X3m.Gaming]

geometry dash really is the game where you spend 1000 hours learning 10% of the editor and then you use that power to create 17:45

[@ChiefRBL]

You can literally see psychologically how he gets desensitized overtime to the labotomy levels

[@applistc]

19:02 epic cantaloupe moment🍈

[@caiohenriquesantiago3939]

🍈

[@Starlight-ue8jy]

🍈

[@Croissant154]

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[@ColdeyInRoblox]

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[@robloxboxertblocked]

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[@BlueIce234]

17:41 Let me explain this level for you. Basically, a very popular Spanish gd KZbinr with 1 mil subs named guitar hero styles was exposed for some horrible stuff. So the joke (tienes catorce? Activa cam) was created.

[@okOne_]

#advysafe

[@jex-the-notebook-guy1002]

I feel like this was the funiest joke in the video

[@reinbew794]

I love seeing streamers I follow play a 2 dollar cube game for the first time

[@morgan04lacoste]

If anyone is wondering, the binary code at 0:35 translates to : help yahi is holding me hostage in his basement

[@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank]

why did you spend enough time to translate that, and how long did it take

[@lolkin3k]

I agree with the person above me. And why would you take so much time just to decipher THAT?

[@Tolekk1]

help yahi is trying to give me a lobotomy

[@morgan04lacoste]

@@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank @lolkin3k it only took me about 15 minutes, the most difficult part was to read accurately the numbers without loosing my track. The translation itself was just less than 5 seconds as I just copied and pasted the numbers into a translation tool

[@muffer62816]

i dont agree with the person above me i would like to know

[@ItsSteveMC4437]

5:00 this is what happens when people play the game and wait for almost 7 years for an update and finally got it (also the update gave us way too many editing features)

[@dukes388]

I cant be that bad

[@Ayreas]

as someone with 7000 hours in the game this gameplay brings me so much pain but also makes me happy because its so nice that the game is growing even more because of 2.2

[@fogoquentee]

3:45 congregation jumpscare

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

17:48 watching yahiamice lose his mind while having zero context to who guitarherostyles is hilarious

[@GLUBSCHI]

context: 2:39

[@raiden_from_metal_gear]

​@@GLUBSCHIpedo bear?

[@MrBoofBoi]

ahh guitarherostyles the child predator who is one of the most popular youtuber

[@cesarcastle4614]

@@raiden_from_metal_gear y e s

[@noyz-anything]

so another amoraltra

[@pxlbit]

fun fact: level "HOW" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it even more impressive

[@MisterTheRobot]

Facts, it was made 2 years before 2.2 is out, the level WHAT is made few months before 2.2 is out

[@zqurzero]

fun fact: level "WHAT" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it crazy impressive

[@Lifesstructure_]

When is ''why'' or ''when''

[@HyperNova808]

@@Lifesstructure_3.1 and 3.2

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

nor was WHAT

[@worldx1091]

2:38 I suppose I can understand the confusion since you're new to the game, but CP doesn't stand for what you may initially believe. CP stands for Creator Points in Geometry Dash. Creator Points can only get obtained if a level you made gets Rated (which means your level gives rewards for playing and completion). However, levels are only rated if they're fun and pretty enough, and the sole developer of the game, RobTop, personally rates it, which means CP are not easy to get, so the level "Like for free CP" is essentially the same as "press the like button so it turns blue": it's either a joke or troll level. Either way, I find it funny you censored it, but I guess that makes sense lol

[@baseba11kid3]

I was dead 😭 that shit looked so bad outta context

[@globurim]

It has to be intentional.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

19:10 They have cantaloupe emotes in chat??

[@nathanpeterson5609]

It's a inside joke in the community from like a year ago

[@SBA2_asma]

The sound of fire in the hole is so awesome 4:28

[@GameOn--]

18:06 glad you enjoyed bonnies big present!

[@i_am_kaede]

1:09 This made me a lot happier than it should. Peak GD experience for new players.

[@Willio20000]

idek how he got that far first attempt

[@meowcolonthreec]

he clicked 1 frame too early too lmao

[@danubking_vietnam4627]

Turns out, leaving the community without an update for 7 years is a bad thing.

[@stoopid69421]

this is like batman arkham asylum levels of bad

[@007megaoof]

@@stoopid69421is he stupid

[@duvanr]

That was actually the best thing that could have happened to GD community

[@OmegaManZero2]

Seems the geometry dash fellas are going through their "youtube poop" phase

[@KashPluxer]

19:06 Best moment in the entire video

[@SuperSomieStuff]

"Feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke" you are absolutely correct my friend (maybe that's for the best)

[@turmadogalego7963]

15:48 "fucking jetpack physics my balls" -Yahi 12/01/2024

[@janreiafrica]

Thank you Yah hi mice for playing Calamity in the middle of the video for us viewers. Truly one of the boss fights of all time

[@limyking]

he should've started playing in 2.1, now with lobotomy levels he's gonna think this is the most ridiculous game ever

[@DeertickDaniel]

You saw that he wasn’t very interested in classic levels lol he’s just tryna have fun

[@SusCapy]

“whoever envented jetpack physics at robtop games, i want them lobotomized” 15:56

[@LawreAnimations]

I honestly expected him to normally play Geometry Dash, 10 seconds into the video and I remembered that 2.2 came out recently 💀

[@theworstidentificator]

12:16 FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@JadeyBoi]

🔥👉🕳️

[@TARRSS]

3:46 That was scary af

[@GreenStuddedLemon]

Im pissing my pants at that congregation level

[@Not_SGM]

Samme

[@nathanpeterson5609]

Welcome to the classic congregation jumpscare

[@GDAccelerate]

how did it actually startle me lol

[@hanifimary2456]

1:18 loosing his sanity 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@BLP_Memes]

“penis jump”

[@fordy99xd]

10:34 def my favourite part with ur laughing and screeching lmfao

[@Anarqism]

14:01 holy shit that's whirows level

[@Funkianimal]

funni capybara man

[@Eduardo-hh9cd]

“ I Edge To Skibidi Toilet “ wise words

[@The_upgrater]

10:03 there's no freaking way that i appeared in a yahiamice video

[@Doritoman6]

“Bruh”👍

[@mwzngd1679]

finally someone who doesn't only play the main levels and actually does cool custom levels

[@bigboom2438]

The Main levels are a great introduction to what the community has to offer with their levels. If someone decides to play GD and doesn't make it to the user levels, then the game just isn't for them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@VasoCubes]

0:11 perfect day to say that

[@Korradio]

"She Robtop on my games until I- I want some coffee.." -The Yahiamouse 12 Jan 2024

[@captheobbyist6434]

that lobotomy eye level was at first part referencing a level claled "ISpyWithMyLittleEye" and then there was a congregation jumpscare (basically level "congregation" has a really sudden drop so people started putting it as jumpscare)

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

My favorite youtuber Jacksepticeye back at it with another banger video

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

​@ILoveSnortingIceIndeed

[@irfaniok]

sir this isn't jacksepticeye this is PewDiePie

[@Vinicup]

You mean markiplier

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

@@irfaniok nah it's jacksepticeye

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

@@Vinicup incorrect

[@SomePolygonDonutEnjoyer]

Fun Fact: The level at 13:51 was made by Whirow

[@aaronnoesoriginal]

WHIROW MENTIONED‼️‼️

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

ohmagod

[@bedrocklolgame]

WERE OH LET'S GOOO

[@a-horse_real]

whirow mentioned holy crap

[@cocong4044]

"WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN?" -famous last words

[@lambda_core._.]

6:34 "🙂" moment

[@Subflier]

I can't believe Yahiamice actually got a lobotomy for this video, the dedication is insane Btw thanks for checking out my level!

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

i love how he was more focused on playing lobotomy levels than actual good ones

[@DobleDDD]

This is what we get after 7 years. And its amazing.

[@ziwuri]

based pfp

[@chos8761]

13:09 root beer

[@caffeinegd]

that liquid uranium comment predicted the release at 19 dec 23 and 2.2 came out at 20 dec 23

[@Zirtip]

I love how people come back to the game after not playing it for a while and all they see is lobotomy jokes and every other inside joke they don't get

[@Tekkozu]

Ya know how when you press start in super meat boy the dude screams: "SUUUPER MEAT BOOY!!!" If i could i would mod it so 9:41 plays instead

[@LolJoahOkThenokq2]

Whirow moment 13:51

[@IdioticGooberro]

no way someone noticed?????

[@LolJoahOkThenokq2]

@@IdioticGooberro I'm the one of a kind

[@exsexample]

the fact yahamamouse managed to do half of music insanity in a few attempts is crazy, i loooove gd cologne.

[@DarkFeind_GD]

As a person whos played the game for 6 years, I can definitely say "What has this community come to. I love it."

[@Yuki-ol7hf]

You know when there's that really popular thing that everyone knows about and you meet that ONE person who's never heard of it, and you're simply amazed by them? It's the first time I've experienced this and it's wild! PS: I'am also younger than Yahamice, not even im my twenties

[@ziwuri]

3:53 you're exactly spot on😂

[@oryx845]

than you toyota yaris for playing the game i have 1500 hours on with no life also 8:54 that is definitely a denipol level

[@Brickreal1122]

i like that he censored CP while CP in geometry dash is Creator Points

[@Dr._Geno]

love that 2.2 is your first time playing, the lack of updates made the comunity go insane, and then to have such a huge update, that insanity just got misplaced.

[@VankoGN]

7:00 They made Nameless Deity from Calamity: Wrath of the Gods in Geometry Dash?!?

[@thenewtriosguy]

and they turned it into fire in the hole

[@SuperDZ555]

16:22 yo my level got into the video

[@RubyPiec]

ignoring all the fire in the holes, you were actually pretty good at stereo madness

[@Baldman736]

9:37 you’re the first person I have seen get that coin

[@Fujiko42]

IVE NEVER SEEN SOME STARTER NOT DYING TO STEREO MADNESS SO MANY TIMES AND NOT QUITING😭

[@Thesquimblyman]

This is the first time I have ever seen a beginner not die to the spike before the first ship Edit: FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@heart_locket2]

fire in the hole @Normalface74

[@hello-lj2dt]

@@heart_locket2 the fire hole fire in the fire hole fire in

[@seitzgd]

I think Speed did that

[@Mmm---mmm]

Oh, you have autism? Congrats on saying it dude! It must be really different

[@ayuballena8217]

0:27 as a guy who always reads the TOS, TAS, TOP, CG and the FAQ, I am thankful

[@KOCMOC1332]

🤓

[@ayuballena8217]

@@KOCMOC1332 thanks

[@UmUs]

Please stay away from TikTok or any other brainrot content that messes with you attention span. 👍

[@ayuballena8217]

@@UmUs my 8GB can’t even get tiktok

[@improbablyfur]

@@ayuballena8217 if you search tos long enough you might find a company that hides 10k on the bottom on their tos (real)

[@ScorpionKING146]

7:10 it was at this moment, he knew… He f-ed up

[@vaguedestruction]

You chose the wrong time to start playing Geometry Dash. The age of Lobotomy has arisen.

[@josephbj6237]

10:09 what is sus_boyl saying 💀😭😭

[@Saturn_57]

I've been watching you since the M video, and playing GD for 3 years, and i never tought i would see this day come

[@heart_locket2]

same

[@bb8santos588]

16:44 That is a reference to Bloodbath,one of the hardest levels in GD, hope that was helpful

[@Gavblox]

Not even close to one of the hardest anymore

[@gooseinatuxedo]

not even in the top 200 lol

[@ratman1125]

People pretending like Bloodbath is not still insanely hard

[@Gavblox]

@@ratman1125 it is just not as hard as others

[@deadchannel9892]

@@ratman1125 its not as hard as some people make it to be anymore as way harder levels have been verified and stuff

[@SuperDZ555]

oh my god gd cologne is in the description 🧡✨

[@takoizu]

10:20 “seventy-seven seven? that’s my lucky day, baby! speaking of which.. seven, it’s my birthday! and … f**k you.”

[@Kai-qn4yn]

Yahiamice: I DONT WANT TO PLAY THE TERRARIA CALAMITY MOD! the level: (insert nameless deity noises here) 6:54

[@isellcatnips]

Nameless Logo Deity 💀

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

10:29 WHAT THE HELL THAT'S *MY* LEVEL HOW WHAT WHY HUH

[@Myoriaki]

ID?

[@dtsps]

BRO I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@mateochannel523]

so you are saying "FaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaFiReFiErIfIrThFiReHoLe"

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

@@Myoriaki 98,555,205 you're welcome (original reply got smited by yt moderation…)

[@obj_shaggy]

0:21 Thats more than two years.

[@improbablyfur]

pretty low actually

[@Garnulad47]

722 days

[@watermeloncat57282]

it was made in 2020 no shit

[@oxanis]

@@watermeloncat57282 iy was made in 2013

[@Salzt]

Ngl 2 years are nothing. I got 600hrs on steam just after 6 months switching from mobile lol.

[@HonduranDrawings]

When he says “oh it’s not that hard” I was like “Ever heard of custom levels?”

[@fakeeClock]

just in case in the GD community CP stands for Creator Points, a reward creators get if the level gets stars.

[@FlareStorms]

there's also a featured level called I LOVE CP guys it's about club penguin why are you mad

[@fakeeClock]

@@FlareStorms i am not mad i just explained what cp stands for??

[@kaloudis98]

Yahiamice never fails to make our toes wiggle

[@Lupaphobia]

ik,he is so kind😊❤/ j.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Your Execution is in 3 days! :D (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

[@ANoobInvoid]

Play "what" by Spu7nix (17:12)

[@RapidLog]

I clicked faster than my dad leaving me

[@DeltaSGPGIV]

🐎

[@VlIlIIl]

🤰

[@PotaPort]

Same

[@Cosmogus_]

My dad is faster than your daf

[@PietroRoblox-nj1qj]

​@@Cosmogus_ nah my daf is faster 🐎🐎🐎🐎

[@LimitlessShark]

I recommend the levels “Slaughterhouse,” “Tidal Wave,” “VSC,” and “Avernus.” These are all good levels to start playing.

[@lolimlol-ps9sf]

As a player of geometry dash for 2 years. This is good advice

[@user-ds5co9pq4p]

Also try "Silent Circles" and " Ton 618" those are a few good and easy levels when your trying to improve at the game 👍👍

[@collinbloo]

"SIMILAR TO PIZZA TOWER?? NO, IT AIN'T!!" *We can make it similar if you want.* *We have the power to.*

[@czarinaflores3942]

Nothing like a streamer I’ve never heard of play my favorite 2$ cube game

[@zazat33]

please do more of these its so funny to see someone not in the community experience these thingies LOL

[@ringdedede4197]

Yahiamice never fails to make us exhale air

[@7DQuillion]

6:53 Philthetrain is a legend.

[@manimdead69]

80% of the video: Plays a level Dies 2 times Rage quits