Yoda’s Age Is a Problem

[@rensv7928]

Yoda and Palpatine are no match for the power of Darth Ritis.

[@Jumboshrimp98]

Underrated joke.

[@lukesalazar9283]

​@@Jumboshrimp98💯

[@danielmantell3084]

*slow clap*

[@Deathmare235]

Funny thing is Dooku is older than Palpatine

[@DiaperGranny11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cursenote]

“For we have the upper hand- AHH, MY UPPER HAND!”

[@grotto185]

“You guys moved on pretty quick from this life-changing injury I had”

[@brenlc1412]

I somehow knew a joke like that was coming, and it still made me laugh.

[@greenunbidden9867]

And that's why he wanted to take obi wans high ground

[@GK-ll9vv]

"LeT mE LeNd yOu GuYs a hAnD!"

[@fotppd1475]

.... "Alright that was mildly amusing."

[@narcisraiciu6919]

I like how confused Obi Wan is at Jesus' mentions.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Anakin didn't know what a dog was in a previous video...apparently neither exist in their universe...only muppets.

[@bjchit]

But Rubix Cubes do. Think about that.

[@SgtPotShot]

@@bjchit Space Rubix Cubes. Completely different

[@mrschizo2837]

​@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Well, wolves exist apparently since the 104th Legion is nicknamed the "Wolfpack" so dogs could totally exist in star wars. Anakin, however, actually could believably not know about them, considering tattooine and the jedi temple aren't exactly places you'd probably find any.

[@beng2307]

Qui-Gon Jinn was space Jesus.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

Count Duku: Fear gives us strength. Yoda: Sure of that, you are? *Form 8: Artheritis*

[@ruiyu1822]

I CANT STOP Laughing MAN!!

[@AbiyBattleSpell]

More like form Old

[@alexandrefillot9600]

"Arthritic one, I alone am!"

[@0penthaughtz]

Artheritis ultra instinct

[@alexandrefillot9600]

@@0penthaughtzWell great, now you're making me imagine what a Ultra Dripstinct would sound like if it was replaced with skeleton noises. And I think I'm loving it.

[@DustyRaider]

“Ah! My upper hand” is such a great line lmfao, also excellent Anakin Voice

[@fotppd1475]

"And then there was one."

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

He needed that hand to write his thesis!

[@ezraiguess4709]

I thought it was Ani's voice was AI ngl

[@ethanpease5936]

​@@ezraiguess4709 Yeah, I thought the exact same thing.

[@arnaldozunini5529]

You should hear him when hes talks about he thesis

[@Serving4life-nu6ck]

Dementia I have Dementia I have

[@TheFloridaMonkey]

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[@lordgrub12345]

Why are you talking like yoda?

[@lordgrub12345]

Why are you talking like yoda?

[@lordgrub12345]

Why are you talking like master yoda?

[@User-ChairBoom4729]

Hahaha that was funny. I’m gonna copy the joke.

[@fillerchannel7136]

The fact that Dooku is canonically older than Palpatine makes this funnier. The noise was coming from him all along.

[@32tankmaster11]

Where did you get that from?

[@negative6442]

Dooku is in good shape while Palpatine sits around in a chair all day with bad posture

[@9nikola]

@@negative6442 Also I'm sure the lightning didn't do any favours

[@gunslingergirl2579]

​@@9nikolaThat he shoots from his fingies.

[@fillerchannel7136]

@@32tankmaster11 Palpatine was born 84 BBY and Dooku was born 104 BBY.

[@suedonnym]

Didn't see the channel name or thumbnail in my notifs and thought this would be a 39 minute video essay on Star Wars inconsistencies

[@zaksmith8991]

this guys funny as heck you should stick around (if you aren't)

[@canadadry5449]

Or a 6 minute thesis on the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

[@JahanPinkman]

​@@zaksmith8991bro he got this in his notifications, obviously he knows who JJ is bruh

[@zaksmith8991]

it says didn't see the channel name or thumbnail in notifications

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

XD

[@jackdiseker3467]

Bro, both of their arthritis producing a harmony is VILE. I love it

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

and the sounds of pure agony on top of that.

[@hmx8694]

It sounds just like the click-clacking of a melee player's controller

[@rushpan93]

Space rubix cube . You can't get a more accurate mental image than that xD

[@darkmephile]

"Let me lend you guys a hand" *loses the other hand

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Well that was mildly amusing

[@MonsoonMemes13]

I'm going to leave I'm not doing this

[@Pudding404]

Yoda having arthritis and still jumping around like an acrobatic on crack is a true testamate of master Yoda's power. "The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."

[@TheDestroyer55e]

thats because he is on crack

[@ActuallySatan]

"My cross to bear it is." "What's a cross?" You'd think the guy who looks the most like Jesus in Star Wars would know that.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Hahahah! fr... also, on that note, Anakin quoted in a previous video "what's a dog?".

[@MyVanir]

That's the joke.

[@ArcCaravan]

I thought that was Quai-gon.

[@animorph17]

Nonono, see everyone else knows who jesus is and what's about to happen to him, but they don't want to tell that to jesus himself. The cross is going to be a surprise.

[@Ironeagle21]

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Anakin: Did you really know them? the California raisins? (later after Anakin becomes Vader) Palpatine: who's the raisin now?

[@thedreadtyger]

i am 64 years old and crippled with arthritis for many years. the look of resignation on Yoda's face when it becomes obvious that he has to fight Dooku made me laugh out loud at the theater. who knew that muppets could have such subtlety of facial expression? you have done this comedic justice. i salute you.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

He was cgi in that scene.

[@lefr33man]

"do not want" It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[@quirda77]

the meme is ok but the long cut beep just sells it so well

[@john1701q]

I loved seeing that

[@HaloJaxed]

It's a meme that originally came from a botched translation of Star Wars too. The circle is now complete.

[@john1701q]

@@HaloJaxed I fondly recall it. It was from a bootleg IIRC. Chinese and the scenes was the infamous "Nooooooooooo" at the end of RotS.

[@FernandoRafaelNogueiraReis]

@@HaloJaxed Oh, I didn't know that, I found that one in cats so long ago, it weirded me out in a good way, seeing this here!

[@skunkapestories4622]

Crackling old Yoda calling Dooku a bitch has the same energy as the infamous "Will you shut up, man?" did.

[@fawkes6352]

This is why I'm in the "Mace beat Sidious fair and square" camp. Mace may or may not be the better swordsman, but when he's skilled enough to not die to Sidious almost immediately, then it's just a matter of holding his own and waiting for Sidious' space arthritis to kick in.

[@MJ-teamup]

lmao

[@TheHero136]

By the time of episode V “Osteoporosis I have. Never again will I be what I was.”

[@FutureDeep]

In a deleted scene Yoda rides on Obi-Wan and controls him like a Ratatouille.

[@renwulf1695]

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor.” Master Yoda.

[@0penthaughtz]

I am a great magician, your clothes are red.

[@TwoPairSA]

"My mouth isn't filled with blood, it's victory wine"

[@SlapstickStooge]

What if Dooku or Yoda fought while wearing squeaky shoes?! XD

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

Turns out the dark side are just french aliens.

[@Pon3TorLord]

"Strong in arthritis I have become but one stronger in the galaxy I fear" is my favorite line.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Fear leads to the Dark Side

[@nerdgeekman]

When KZbin forces Solid JJ to censor his skits but the bleeps make it funnier: you may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

[@hartfartpoptart]

I'm a fan of bleeps. Makes it reach a wider audience, doesn't offend as many people, and it's way funnier.

[@JonesCrimson]

Actually I believe several swear words were uncensored. The bleeps were just for comedic effect.

[@Misclickt]

You think Yoda could use the Force to heal his arthritis.

[@greenunbidden9867]

"Somehow yoda cured arthritis"

[@ShinySephiroth1]

But it's part of his strategy

[@gunslingergirl2579]

Strangely, Force Heal is not in the archives in the movies.

[@alexjames7144]

I think force healing is a sith thing ironically

[@BeyondDaX]

@@alexjames7144 It only became a sith thing when it was exploited to explain Sidious' return in the third non cannon star wars sequel

[@TwoPairSA]

They only thought it was arthritis but the true source of the clicking was that Yoda mastered wavedashing

[@silenteclipse1340]

I thought it was the pen he was secretly holding next to his light saber

[@lewstherintelamon244]

Honestly I was thrown by the lack of the thesis from Anakin.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

"Then he threw a sofa at me and said 'mgtow for life'."

[@RandoGrunt]

Anakin was about to go into great detail about dichotomy of having one limb and an eventual mechanical replacement to represent the light and dark but Dooku didn’t want to hear it.

[@AttentionDeficitGuy]

"You see, having one hand of flesh and one of cybernetics creates precisely the sort of dichotomy in which-" *Dooku cuts off his remaining hand "... I will need some time to ruminate on this."

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

​@@gunslingergirl2579 "I took it as a 'No.'"

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

​@@AttentionDeficitGuy Ah, I can hear it in the slightly-off AI voice.

[@risel56]

I like how the sound Force-Arthritis makes is equivalent to a Melee player jostling the joystick back and forth after a KO.

[@BR-jw7pm]

Ok, that sound of Yoda’s bones sloshing will forever haunt me…

[@RegiusEques]

Same

[@Mek_N_Ism]

0:04 reminds me of “Your robots are no match for a Master Builder! For I see everything- AGH, MY EYES!”

[@Dude-xb3xh]

What is this a reference to?

[@sanstheskeleton8104]

@@Dude-xb3xh The Lego Movie if i'm not wrong

[@DaRealDemobird]

@@sanstheskeleton8104Yeah the opening scene when vetruvius gets blinded

[@codacode3623]

Later, Obi-Wan kenobi followed his master's path into arthritis. He fought face to face with darth vader using this powerful technique. His arthritis were so strong, that his ghost got stuck to earth out of backpain. Yoda's arthritis just worsened over the years. He teached luke everything he could about bad posture, and then in his final moments his arthritis finally catched up to him. Edit: im now imagining obi-wan and yoda in his scenes in movies 3-6 but every time they move they make wet bone noises.

[@HMMadsen]

1:10 "*DO NOT WANT*" Did not expect a Backstroke of the West reference but cool

[@ElectricalMatthew]

I like how Count Dooku points out that with their healing technology they should be able to fix Yoda’s problem

[@georgesears934]

How do you think he's fighting with zero issues? Say what you will of their morals, but the Sith healthcare plan is amazing.

[@davidhong1934]

​@@georgesears934 Didn't Palpatine intentionally cut the health care plan specifically so Anakin would forever look like a California Raisin?

[@georgesears934]

@@davidhong1934 Yes. And this is why we can't have nice things.

[@nathanweast4397]

Bacta tanks can't fix being over 800 years old.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Having been around for hundreds of years can really take a toll on your abilities.

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

It sounds like the fucking Lego video games building noise 😂

[@dalekrenegade2596]

I wonder if Anakin's next thesis will touch upon the duality of the strength of body and mind.

[@mack4919]

1:58 the crossover nobody expected

[@Crazyotf]

Yea apparently it’s canon that Smii7y is Jesus now😭

[@owenbrandon8370]

“Do no want” I like the reference to the GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME: Starwar the third gathers: the backstroke of the west

[@XCATX25]

I adore that in all parodies, this, iaresmart, seals, dooku is always the most rational one

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Also in the actual film.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

"What's a cross?" had me almost as bad as "What's a dog?" apparently they have neither in that galaxy long long ago and far away. 🤣

[@gunslingergirl2579]

It's "a long time ago" and "far, far away".

[@AnEnemySpy456]

In the novelization of the first Star Wars movie Luke thinks about a dog he once owned.

[@lambda760]

Fun fact: Count Dooku's lightsaber is curved as Christopher Lee (Dooku's actor) had arthritis in his wrist, and making the hilt curved helped compensate for this during filming. So, in reality, Dooku also knows of the power of arthritis.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

I'm sure it also was because Christopher was an actual swordsman and knew a curved handle was better than a straight one

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

Yeah pretty sure it's the latter. Also ya know he didn't do any of the actual duelling. Cause he was like 78 years old.

[@ConsumerOfCringe]

Of mechanical keyboards, my bones are made

[@callmev3531]

0:43, There’s something unintentionally funny about the fact that much of the Prequels involves middle-aged or straight up elderly men doing acrobatics at each other because they can’t alter the composition of their bodies with their powers, just boost their attributes temporarily.

[@josemartin4864]

"did that muppet just called me a bitch" that had me dying for like 30 minutes 🤣

[@robertrowley4929]

😂😂😂

[@oldbrokenhands]

How rare, I never stopped laughing the whole bit. Hits close to home though, I've become a human maraca.

[@valmid5069]

Yoda: Call the ambulance! But not for me! *(Arthritis Noises Intensifies)*

[@garrtoons4303]

"FEEL MY AGE I DO"

[@colingrant3545]

1:11 do not want !! Incredible reference there 😂 ( Backstroke of the west in case anyone is wondering )

[@figo3554]

Force arthritis had me rolling so badly

[@gunslingergirl2579]

It had Yoda...not rolling.

[@Snowstorm...]

That Anakin voice is really good

[@commentdouchery2838]

A Fozzy-esk voice when you can't nail Yoda is honestly a stroke of genius.

[@nchldmn]

Obi-Wan not knowing what a cross was is golden :D

[@faytleingod1851]

I mean it's a pretty standard geometric shape. But the religious aspect would be known to a distant galaxy far in the future.

[@thehayze259]

"Strong in Arthritis, I have become" - Yoda, 2024

[@EnchanterXD]

The upper hand joke at the beginning was gold 😂

[@billcipher147]

Gotta hand it to you JJ, this was one of the best ones you've made in quite a while.

[@Lychee-Nut]

Anakin’s lack of an upper hand was why he failed to grab the high ground.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

You overestimate the power of the high ground!

[@NytoonzTV]

Everytime Yoda moves his old bones it sounds like someone's button mashing the controller

[@Zeep_goblin]

Anakins dying in the corner as they have concerns for Yoda's medical issue.

[@Veckoza]

"What's a cross?" JJ remembering the timeline of things xD

[@humanity_moment.]

I don't think these people are even a little bit close to Christianity becoming a thing on Earth.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

The "You guys moved on pretty quick" Anakin line I legitimately thought was suddenly Hayden, I'm not gonna lie, Anakin went from "the funny hand bit" to fully capturing Hayden's tone.

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

It sounds like he's building something in one of the Lego games.

[@BunnyBoy-nx1dr]

to my recollection, christopher lee only needed a stunt double for running scenes. He was legitimately trained as a fencer prior to playing dooku

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

No he had a stunt double for the actual fighting but did close-ups and other shots of just himself. Lee was very much a trained fencer but also, ya know, a very old man. I assume Lucasfilms wasn't going to have him do the fighting and risk legal issues if there's an accident.

[@jlev1028]

I imagine Obi Wan and Vader's duel in A New Hope sounds about the same: two old men with chronic joint pain.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Up! did it better

[@luigiboyinblu]

The cracks were so loud and so many that for a second I thought Yoda was mashing buttons like a Melee player

[@valence_drive]

I feel like this was all an elaborate joke to set up the funniest disses at Anakin I've seen yet. lmfao

[@MyVanir]

The entirety of the prequels are a diss at Anakin.

[@nathaniel201]

0:30 Looking at his arm, Anakin also moved on pretty quick

[@nbyrne2914]

That noise is one of the worst I've ever experienced

[@Thetechgeek2100]

"In great pain I am, this cross I must bear." Is absolutely amazing coming from Yoda 😅😅😅

[@Soul93Taker]

Sickening, the noises were. Listen again, i will.

[@Navonex]

They never address Anakin after he lost his other hand, so It safe to assume they just left him.

[@RabbiJesus]

Sequel: Osteoporosis I fear.

[@IffyJottere]

Sweet Darth Plagueis' Force Ghost, his joints sound like two rolls of bubblewrap hatefucking

[@fryguy9704]

“For we have the upper hand- AHH, MY UPPER HAND!” cracked me up.

[@bjchit]

“Alright, that was mildly amusing.”

[@tinoshantsoulis6239]

“You guys moved on pretty quick from this life changing injury I had” is the funniest line to me

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

"Life changing Injury I had", Anakin got so hurt he developed Yoda-speak

[@matthewrawlings1284]

Yoda speaks with a Japanese sentence structure. The more you know!

[@RicardoLuciano-q5z]

I love that reference to the messed up ROTS dub with Do Not Want

[@JJ_R]

0:54 I wonder why Yoda never spread the word of Space Jesus, if he made that reference.

[@hartfartpoptart]

My wife dressed in a Yoda mask and suit once, and handed out gospel tracts, calling herself Pastor Yoda.

[@a.person1805]

I thought that sound was button mashing, thought that was where this was going

[@seta2710]

You’ve heard of Darth Sidious, Tyrannis, and Vader, but have you heard the Tragedy of Darth Ritis the Crackling?

[@WellWisdom.]

This was pure gold. Thanks for the laughs, best medicine for body and soul.

[@osirim5725]

"What's a cross?" Underrated joke, especially coming from space Jesus Obi Wan.

[@peris_arts_film9699]

I don’t know why. Anakin losing his other arm; I just lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Linkmstr]

I guess Anakin is going to need a couple of helping *hands*.

[@miimonkii5852]

I love when the video's aspect ratio is displayed in Solid jj's Creative vision

[@the_keychain]

That "What's a cross?" caught me completely off guard

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

I really feel that. And it hurt.

[@LeonMRr]

JJ: "That's the flavor Jesus drank" Obi-Wan: Again, Who is that? George Lucas: I guess you didn't watch the Christmas Special

[@asafupps]

“My upper hand!” Is such an awesome joke and I’m flabbergasted that I’ve never heard is before, especially as something Star Wars related!

[@masscreationbroadcasts]

1:54 And then God saw that it was Good.

[@OneFluffyBun]

I like the idea that count dooku was blocking all of the attacks out of fear

[@starkiller1440]

Anakin: Why did you chop off my arm but your lightsaber just grazed my master's arm and leg? Dooku: Because you touch yourself at night.

[@TheModeraterOfbutter]

Man, whenever I see a SolidJJ video, I can't help but be greatly amused. Keep doin what you do buddy

[@BRO-ul8vz]

Yoda sounds like a gamecube controller during a melee tournament.

[@therevenger259]

Noticed the Backstroke of the West reference, I did.

[@FunctionallyLiteratePerson]

The dichotomy between his force skills and his arthritis.. one could write a thesis on such a matter

[@univon4892]

Mhm!

[@NickOwens]

I wasn't expecting a *DO NOT WANT* meme in 2024

[@themisfitbrigade]

The “DO NOT WANT” is a god-tier reference

[@bozo6049]

I have Ehlers Danlos, and those lines "how are you able to fight?" and "in great pain, I am" fuckin' sent me

[@hmmmooops]

Maybe your connection to the force becomes stronger when you're closer to meeting it

[@HyraxusPrimus]

That's part of why the ROTS Yoda fight might be my favorite. Just two old men duking it out, but their Force power is off the charts.

[@slogain3906]

Don't worry everyone, Master Yoda was just spamming special inputs.

[@AmericanBrit9834]

Thank you for this wonderful video of sounds I am now cursed to remember.

[@DarthMeteos]

cutting off anakin's other arm is now one of my favorite solid jj jokes