Triforce! #84 - Gazza, the Siegebreaker

Triforce! Episode 84! Turns out all you need to stop a siege is a fishing rod, a rotisserie chicken and some tinnies.
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[@sunov]

Mrs F listens now? We're up to 14 listeners, this is incredible!

[@lewis6590]

Me, you, Mrs. F, Sips' mum and some of her friends from the tupperware group on facebook

[@James-ue9eo]

LewieBot I mean plastaware is great quality plastic do you want to buy some from me

[@wyattcorey8988]

15 I’m here too

[@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788]

I heard she has a gaping vagina

[@Ihqnaattori]

Gazza, the Siegebreaker sounds like some random orc from Middle-earth game series.

[@lewiscastor1925]

The fuck are these replys what the hell

[@Ihqnaattori]

@@lewiscastor1925 Spam scam bots. I reported them to youtube 2 weeks ago but nothing happened to them. KZbin doesn't care.

[@michaelhood6236]

Pyrions geordie accent is on point

[@DeviousGames]

As a Geordie I have to agree

[@michaelhood6236]

@@DeviousGames i am too :D

[@tigermeny]

Pyrions accents are usally on point, and impressions

[@Azulicious]

It actually is super good, yeah, hahahaha Lewis's was somewhere between Geordie and Tongan

[@xenophyte]

#triforce100episodesb4duncan100wins

[@Tom_Blue222]

any yogscast fan whos worth his salt should understand this

[@dommcmx7060]

cyber maze well am i a yogscast fan if i find duncan a moany bitch sometimes?

[@dalehorton7748]

@@dommcmx7060 sometimes? lul

[@zxG777]

Dom MCMX yea, this is normal. I hated him for ages

[@Endrw]

too late

[@thainsstories]

Can madcat please do a video of all of pyrion's voices

[@Braddaviesaudio]

IT HAPPENED FRIEND

[@Mojoe44]

Lewis' Geordie accent is both the worst and most incredible accent I've ever heard

[@TotalCanadian]

Its been said that the national archives have a copy of yogventures

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

TotalCanadian does this mean we have to steal the Declaration of Independence?

[@LuisVazquez-ls8rh]

This podcast really helps me thought my school, thanks dads and Lebanese child

[@Scroob69]

The Real Guy The Best Guy I always read that as “Lesbian child”

[@xSuperiorManx]

"This podcast really helps me thought my school (...)" Reading that makes me think you should focus more on the lessons in school rather than distracting yourself...

[@cal.3626]

When Pyrion says she is a year behind he means like 4 episodes.

[@tonyromero66]

I love how these podcasts always cover the same topics. Never change lads. Thanks for getting me through University.

[@hats1642]

The Gascoigne family motto is "In Tinnies Veritas."

[@NilMortifey]

The Raoul Moat thing was tragic for all others involved. Moat was a roid rager known locally for being a propper beligerant twat always starting fights and had just been released from HMP Durham (assault or GBH on a young family member, I think). He went to his ex-GFs in Gateshead (south of Newcastle) to confront her and her new bf. The boyfriend went outside and Moat kill him with a sawnoff, then shot at his ex through the window, badly injuring her. Later he shot an officer he had just found sat in traffic his car in the face, then phoned Northumbria Police saying they weren't taking him seriously and he wouldn't stop until he was dead before going on the run. A friend handed in a large rambling letter from Moat to the Police blaming them for loosing everything due to his arrest. He was spotted in Northumberland a couple of times, one time after robbing a fish and chip shop near the coast, and was finally tracked down to the outskirts of a village deep in the countryside, not far from where my parents lived, hiding in a culvert with his shotgun. Police surrounded him and he alternated between threating to shoot the police and shooting himself. His best friend was asked by police to deliver food and water, and that's when Gazza showed up wearing a dressing gown saying he was mates with Moat and had bought him chicken to try and wanted to convince him to hand himself in. Police advised him to GTFO. In the end, Moat became agitated and was tasered (I think he was threateing and getsuring to shoot an officer who had got a little closer than Moat would like) but managed to shoot himself in the head and was pronounced dead at hospital. A few others were given life sentences for conspiracy to murder (the people who gave him the gun and helped him move around, I think). The ex gf and the police officer that had been randomly shot in his car both recovered, but the PC was permanently blinded. He started a charity for police injured on duty, but went on to have severe PTSD and depression due which eventually led to leaving his family because he was badly struggling to come to terms with it all. He hung him self not long after.

[@jesse5769]

If only they had of let Gazza speak to him

[@korenn9381]

@@jesse5769 yeah when you think about it, a dead Gazza wouldn't have really had an impact on things at that point.

[@anigeriantaxidriver5040]

Well that was fucking depressing

[@matt_tsui]

The last Japanese soldier to surrender was in 1974

[@Chaguarr]

I think Lewis should be offended that someone wouldn't fuck a hornets nest! He is a quarter bee after all!

[@enceladusmoon3577]

My mum was evacuated and the lady that took them in made them leave her home after breakfast and not return until the evening. See remembers sleeping on a table because there was rats scuttling around and they were afraid to sleep in the bed. She also had to have all her hair shaved off because of hair mites, she was only about 9 or 10 years old. The lady was reported and they were moved to a better place, but it left her mentally scared for life.

[@thatrandomguy5073]

Me, a Geordie - Listens to Pyrion's Geordie accent: That's pretty good - Listens to Lewis' Indian accent then takes me a second to realise it's actually meant to be a Geordie accent.

[@chrisisaaclangan]

The Pyramids of Gazza

[@AgherDeadpan]

The Sentinel Island Stuff reminds me of a Prime Directive scenario from Star Trek.

[@DamienFatePlays]

PFlax on point with the accents today, killing me.

[@robbielamont2816]

Get gazza on as a guest, he's no doing much else

[@Frostblock]

8:48 ...omg Lewis is actually GradeAUnderA

[@alexlawson4173]

Nah.

[@Frostblock]

​@@alexlawson4173 fake news

[@Scroob69]

GradeAUnderA: The man who sold the world

[@niccy266]

I tried to skip back to where I was before I checked your cool and I clicked on 24:28 and he's doing the same voice like he was talking it for fifteen minutes straight lol

[@Scroob69]

THIS IS NOT ON ITUNES YET.....(Just to let you know)

[@charliehaines7499]

Yesss another podcast, this is carrying me through my GCSE mocks guys keep it up pls ur doing great!!

[@stevennaylor3849]

Pyrion is on form in this one.

[@SCUL-E]

"I bought my underpants at k-mart" sips 2018

[@Azulicious]

THREE FELLAS TALKI~N' LISTEN WHILE YOU'RE WALKI~N' TWO GOOD DADS A LEBANESE CHILD IN LOVE WITH RICHARD DAWKI~NS

[@jesse5769]

A game with a Japanese army from the 50's held up on an island? Oh you mean just cause 2

[@jakeowens7990]

pls pflax, bodega book

[@jurjen8703]

9:00 Gazza, Siegebreaker

[@AvYster]

31:17 best part.

[@meridanrichardson8397]

Just as a weird fact. I am from England and moved to New Zealand. But the word tinny as you use for a can of whatever means weed over here. I got into a lot of trouble asking around for a tinny. Whoops

[@someguy7067]

Gk me it's 3am aus time and I'm listening f to the triforce

[@JosiahIronclad]

Send Gazza to Gaza 😂

[@bilowik123]

If I drink coffee too early, it does the same to me, but if I drink it around mid day I'm usually good. I have no clue why.

[@doc-erica]

Real Army Talk. As a soldier in the US Army, we did a field training exercise for 14 days. Our vehicle, a bradley, broke down and sheared its drive shafts. Our only radios power off the vehicle battery so if the vehicle cant work, we have no radios. We(Myself and 3 others in the crew) were left for 3 days in the desert and the one time we did get radio contact we were told to hold tight and that someone will find us. Well someone found us.....5 days later when we were out of water and only a little food left.....and they yelled at us because we were stuck out there for so long.....they forgot about us! So yeah, in real world military, even on my 2 combat deployments, its is mostly a cluster. Dont get me wrong, there are really smart and well executed missions and when we get in contact with the enemy training kicks in and everyone does a great job. But overall it is a logistical nightmare. We asked for a medical resupply in the desert and got no IV's(for dehydrated patients) but a shit ton of anti fungal vaginal cream. We had soldiers without gear or uniforms. Tactics are great, logistics suck.

[@thatMisks]

Why hasn't this been uploaded to iTunes or whatever? I only listen whilst at work and I can't download it :((

[@haroldthemighty2119]

It's on Spotify :)

[@thatMisks]

@@haroldthemighty2119 thanks for letting me know. It must've been uploaded a day late

[@haroldthemighty2119]

No problem, it's where I usually listen to it, all of them are up there

[@uctsuki7396]

Sips' idea of a Rockstar game. A WWII Japanese soldier who has survived alone on a little shit-island, emerges from the wilderness in 2020. The world has changed. But it would stop this ONE MAN ARMY from completing the invasion of the South Pacific. After finding a way to Australia to complete his Emperor's wishes... He was stopped by several police officers and taken into hotel quarantine.

[@ethencurtis7182]

Lewis go on family search its free

[@Merquades]

pyrion's voices are amazing

[@j-fuzzi]

Mentioned Leeds lets go Pyrion, even if you said it's filthy.

[@Wolfencreek]

One of the interesting things about the Sentinelese is that when a tanker ran aground near the island, the sentinelese took metal from the ship and fashioned it into Metal Kives for themselves. Perhaps the best way to integrate them in any fashion with society is to just send them raw materials and see what they do with them over time.

[@donamameng]

i live in the philippines, but whenever i go abroad, especially the colder america or korea or whatever, i never get sick. i actually feel the most alive! I CAN BREATHE

[@gnarwhale]

Yeehaw pardner it's another of them there triforce podthingys

[@Skyscraper125]

most of the major illnesses in the past we brought to the americas were because of animals (if not all). In the ol' days people had cows and animals roaming around with people without a care in the world. .so yes, cities did contribute. . but distribution of domesticated animals throughout the world was a larger part. What did america have? Skittish animals and BEARS. Who the fuck back then would ever think to domesticate a BEAR. There were buffalos, but I'm pretty sure there was some reason they weren't domesticated I'm just not sure why.

[@slightcurve98]

Fuck it’s do wired going through the comments and seeing people says they listen/watch the yogscast through their GCSEs. That used to be me. It’s fucking mad how time flys. I would to go back to that time at school come home to watch the yogscast and play video games with friends.

[@burningskulldogaming]

31:25 Hey guys I found Himmler

[@oscarasewando6837]

2 years on and I still come back to this sometimes

[@weeflipper2375]

Pyrion’s Geordie accent made me laugh so hard that I cried and the tears dropped onto the drawing I was doing 😂

[@syx3s]

team double dragon. why the fuck can't they talk their shit like this while playing something? no uploads for eleven months. that was one of my favorite yogs channels.

[@fugyfruit]

Disease didn't wipe out the Native Americans because they "weren't used to living in cities" they had plenty of massive cities, Europe just had a ton of awful diseases that weren't native to the Americas

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

fugy fruit the Incas and Mayans has cited the natives however did not..

[@fugyfruit]

@@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725 haven't you ever heard of Cahokia? The massive native american city surrounding Monk's Mound a man made structure larger the the great pyramid of giza

[@Ji_soe]

Why the fuck isn’t this on iTunes or Spotify ;( my weekly Thursday drive is ruined

[@hermatic1]

Great podcast. PFlaxx's voices and accents were on point. Regards

[@thaddeusbeadle6546]

Hornets control insect populations.

[@nate.draws.things]

They also pollinate plants, although they're not as good at it because they aren't fuzzy like bumblebees.

[@WaterCarrier07]

Was this recorded before Gazza went to court last week?

[@thegoatley3871]

Did Lewis just say pogchamp?

[@scalex12.5]

You can find things so old in the archives you could have a chance of finding Israphel!

[@user-pf7yf4dz6u]

Love listening to this while working on school work. Can't wait to graduate.

[@doxy1192]

As a Geordie, I approve of Pyrions accent. It is spot on, honestly.

[@joebroughton4472]

Come get your Jingle Jame hype here!

[@superbuchan5]

He was hold up in his house because he killed a bunch of people.

[@TheUnknownAK]

I love Pyrion's jordie voice so much

[@drago2210]

22:00

[@MDG-mykys]

It's 5 years and still going

[@zakbrookin7422]

I need Lewis to come to my birthday party

[@lewis809]

P - flax - ‘And when he finally pooped, it was the size of a pillow’ Lewis - ‘fucking what? Was Gazza ok?’ How did they fucking miss that, that was *gold* brindles

[@VirginiaRican]

I love when you guys talk as if you know something about WWII other than HOI. the Gazza WWII sketch had some real Monty Python Nazi voices though :D.

[@uthgartwillhelm5676]

The family history stuff is really interesting tbh, it's one of my Nans hobbies. She does it for me and my brother aswell as my cousins just going back. Looking through it you don't really eant/ expect anything famous for me at leat it's more about thinking about what all your ancestors did as jobs, spent their lives doing and trying to build a picture. She's gone back 400 years in some places (so far there are a lot of coal miners and dock workers with a few domestic servants). Pretty cool I think

[@meepmeepiamasheep3693]

What are these accents m8. Poor gazza ik his nephew well and ya feel sorry for the bastard. I love newcastle 😆😆

[@gamesseg]

"So I went to the national archives ..." "Fuck me, no way!" Damnit Sips XD

[@PandaGirl0912]

My aunt lives in Hawaii and I visited her this summer for about 10 days, when I got back, I joined Tinder and found a guy who had taken a picture of him right next to my aunt's property. We had been there at the exact same time. We matched and I expressed my excitement, but he was an ass so it never turned into anything, but what are the odds?

[@jessithy]

This is the first one I've listened to more than once because the fucking Gazza bit. 😂

[@SSTEVB]

Ice skate rink shoe

[@EPWillard]

leave it to lulu to get it wrong. they didn't believe the pamphlets saying the war was over, the commanding officer is the one who convinced them the war was over

[@lewis6590]

I do the exact same as PFlax for coffee. Sunday, when I've got the house to myself and nothing planned, I have a coffee and sweep out all the rectal cobwebs of the week.

[@therealteal620]

@49:17 "u fuckin wot?"

[@h1r086]

How does someone find the courage to approach an island known for it's aggressively violent isolationism? (it was known indeed) You're sent to spread the word of God (he's a missionary) and you're told God will protect you. Organized religion gets away with murder.. he must've had dirt on some clergy. That tribe is as guilty of his murder as the ground is guilty for killing a man pushed out of a plane by his wife's lover.

[@mostlyharmless7154]

He believed the rapture only happens when everyone has heard about Christ - so in his mind I dont think he minded, cause there aren't many people left like that.

[@frognibbler]

I remember the Raul moat thing my area was basically on lock down for a couple of hours because he was spotted near by

[@samj6657]

"Roule moat died sadly" after killing like 3 innocent people and blinding a police officer

[@sulanoji]

Nooooo we just got to the balksack and poo talk you can't stop now WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!

[@chrisisaaclangan]

I definitely rate "O Brother Where Art Thou" among the best of the Coen Brothers' films.

[@Novaximus]

Thank you for making another Triforce Podcast! Please don't stop

[@megarusso]

Lewis has been listening to Dan Carlins Hardcore History podcast I see.

[@swagmasteroscar]

man right at the end eating some food "yeah a poop the size of a pillow" like what the actual frick thanks guys

[@nindzafa]

Is there gonna be a live Triforce during the jinglejanglejamcat?

[@benwatson2589]

Fuck yeah

[@sirkadabra]

8am In California im pleased. Plus rdr2 online since yesterday;)

[@kingjesuseser1384]

wait, is pyrion saying that getting a massive poop stream arter having coffee isn't normal??

[@jjreed3020]

Sips has to be the most entertaining member of this trio

[@Mailb0x1]

pretty sure lewis got it wrong. The commander was the guy that got them to stop trying to fight.

[@simongosimon]

Oh I’m so happy I get to enjoy sips somewhere on KZbin...

[@vicgoogle4514]

Yes

[@dans6046]

Is it not on Spotify or the IOS podcast app for anyone else?

[@jimbobbyrnes]

nobody reads anyones diary... now let me read this diary

[@TheGuruOfNothingness]

Didn't expect to hear about worr Raul Moat

[@lilacaces]

I think ant is coming back next year

[@paulg6761]

Jean was 100% Lew Lew's Dad's side piece.

[@Sharky4152]

The first recorded visit to the Sentinelese was actually the English, trying to claim the island. They accidentally killed a few of their elders with disease and decided the island wasn't really worth the trouble.

[@Sharky4152]

@Shreyas Misra that was after the original English arrival.

[@BlueXonar]

Pyrions Geordie is AMAZING.

[@rommelfcc]

I'm going to the island! 😆

[@zxG777]

Wheres the god damned mash potato!